****************************************************************************** Battletoads Game Script FAQ Version 1.0 Copyright 2005 Chris Castiglione (dinobotmaximized) Email: dinobotmaximized (at) yahoo (dot) com ****************************************************************************** I. Introduction II. Version History III. Script IV. Credits and Thanks V. Legal ****************************************************************************** I. Introduction ************************************************************** ****************************************************************************** In this FAQ I have typed up every piece of dialogue and story related text that appears in Battletoads for the Nintendo Entertainment System. The text is exactly as it appears in the game except it's not all capitals. ****************************************************************************** II. Version History ********************************************************** ****************************************************************************** 1.0 - February 19, 2005 ****************************************************************************** III. Script ****************************************************************** ****************************************************************************** ******** Prologue ******** - The story so far- One Day Pimple and Princess Angelica were out cruisin' When suddenly Pimple and the princess Were capture by the Dark Queen and taken to a nearby planet. Meanwhile, back on the spaceship Vulture - The Battletoads base.... Coach: Hey 'Toads ! The Dark Queen's kidnapped Pimple and Angelica and she's holding them in the Gargantua. Go get 'em 'Toads! Rash and Zitz: Yeah! Let's get 'em back! I gotta craving for action! Take us to the rumble, Coach! Dark Queen: Not so fast battlejerks! Before you even reach me You'll have to beat Robo-manus and Big Blag. Still fancy your chances ? Come to me now, if you Dare! Ha - ha - ha - ha! ******* Opening ******* Coach: I've located the Gargantua, 'Toads! She's Hidden beneath the Planet's surface ! Level 1 - Ragnarok's Canyon *********************************** End of level 1/beginning of level 2 *********************************** Dark Queen: Arrrrgh! You've made porkmeat out of my Psyko-pigs! Coach: Let's get mad, bad and crazy, 'Toads! Use the Turbo-cables to tackle that chasm! Level 2 - Wookie Hole *********************************** End of level 2/beginning of level 3 *********************************** Dark Queen: Don't get too cocky, snotskins - there's plenty more where that came from! Coach: You gotta be like green lightnin' if you're gonna make it through here, 'Toads! Level 3 - Turbo Tunnel *********************************** End of level 3/beginning of level 4 *********************************** Dark Queen: You play leapfrog well with those speed bikes, my green friends, but unfortunately, you can't take them with you! Coach: I'm getting sub-zero readings nearby! So hang loose, 'Toads - anything could happen in there! Level 4 - Arctic Caverns *********************************** End of level 4/beginning of level 5 *********************************** Dark Queen: Watch out for the breakers, battlebarf! Because they're going to break you into little green pieces! Coach: Don't worry 'bout it 'Toads, 'cuz the Dark Queen don't surf ! Level 5 - Surf City *********************************** End of level 5/beginning of level 6 *********************************** Dark Queen: Is it true that the Toad's greatest enemy is the Snake ? Well, we'll soon find out! Ha-ha-ha-ha....! Coach: Slither up outta there, 'Toads ! You're gonna have to scale the cavern to find the exit! Level 6 - Karnath's Lair *********************************** End of level 6/beginning of level 7 *********************************** Dark Queen: You're good, I'll give you that -good enough to burn! Coach: Looks like the Dark Queen's got a warm reception planned for the Battle toads! Level 7 - Volkmire's Inferno *********************************** End of level 7/beginning of level 8 *********************************** Dark Queen: I can't believe you've gotten this far! Prepare yourselves for a sticky green end, Toadies! Coach: The only way is up, Toads - so let's go for it ! Level 8 - Intruder Excluder *********************************** End of level 8/beginning of level 9 *********************************** Dark Queen: Now, that makes me mad, And when I get mad, I get nasty, and when I get nasty, I usually end up maiming something- like you, f'rinstance! Coach: It's a maze in there 'Toads! So, keep a cool head and you'll be okay! Level 9 - Terra Tubes ************************************ End of level 9/beginning of level 10 ************************************ Dark Queen: Okay - C'mon and make my day, Toadies! Coach: Get Ready, 'Toads! You gotta race the rodent and defuse the bomb! Level 10 - Rat Race ************************************* End of level 10/beginning of level 11 ************************************* Dark Queen: Curse your green hides! You've done it again! Coach: It's time to travel on the clinger-winger, 'Toads! Level 11 - Clinger-winger ************************************* End of level 11/beginning of level 12 ************************************* Coach: Holy Hip-hop,'Toads! The Dark Queen's at the top of the tower just waiting to be creamed! Level 12 - The Revolution ****** Ending ****** Dark Queen: What ?! I lost! This can't be! I'm the Dark Queen ! Wrong is better than right, dark is stronger than light! Grrrr! I hate you, Battletoads! I'm outta here ! Coach: Waydigo, 'Toads! The big guy's back and the Princess is saved! And so, the Dark Queen is defeated once again - retreating into the shadowy margins of the galaxy to recoup her losses... Until the next time... ****************************************************************************** IV. Credits and Thanks ******************************************************* ****************************************************************************** Thank you to GameFAQs for hosting this FAQ. Thank you to IGN for hosting this FAQ. Thank you to Neoseeker for hosting this FAQ. ****************************************************************************** V. Legal ********************************************************************* ****************************************************************************** This FAQ is Copyright 2005 Chris Castiglione. This may be not be reproduced under any circumstances except for personal, private use. 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