Menji ...presents... __ __ __ _ \ \ / /_ _ _ __ ___ _ __ __ _ / _| |_ \ \ /\ / / _` | '__/ __| '__/ _` | |_| __| \ V V / (_| | | | (__| | | (_| | _| |_ \_/\_/ \__,_|_| \___|_| \__,_|_| \__| IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII I::::::::II::::::::I I::::::::II::::::::I II::::::IIII::::::II I::::I I::::I I::::I I::::I I::::I I::::I I::::I I::::I I::::I I::::I I::::I I::::I I::::I I::::I I::::I I::::I II::::::IIII::::::II I::::::::II::::::::I Tides of Darkness I::::::::II::::::::I Beyond the Dark Portal IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII Battle Net Edition Nick Bryant (Menji76) July 24, 2008 Version Final Character Quotes __________________________________ /====================================\ 1996-1999 Warcraft II Battle Net Edition Warcraft II Tides of Darkness Warcraft II Beyond the Dark Portal Macintosh OS 7 (up to OS 9) Windows 98 Blizzard This is merely a shout out for all my old 'friends' on Battle.net. I was known as many different names while online. If you recognize me, or I happen to mention you below, please don't be alarmed. I'd love to chat about the good 'ol days. Menji8000 DK-Menji DK-ELthariON Menji[WF] Volcom[ubh] GT_Menji Or if you happened to be in any of these clans, or for the lucky; these select users. Please contact me! DK-Razor Pyro[ubh] |\/|atrix_Neo GT_DoPeY G0dlikeskillz Ogrelust- Clan [ubh], DK, Tiger, [WF], or GT Frequently Asked Questions. Q: How do you get these quotes to be said? A: Click on a unit a few times. They will say something. You can change these if you have a microphone. Check the WCII files for more info. Q: How do you know these are right? A: I clicked on them one by one until I was done. Q: Do you play online? A: Online is officially over. It was amazing. Human Quotes ============================== Anything surrounded in "* *" is a sound, not a phrase. Archer ------ When Made a) I come to serve When Clicked on a) Your eminence b) My sovern c) Your wish? d) We must take action! e) Time is of the essence f) Even elder races get tired of waiting g) Exulted one When Moving a) For the Alliance! b) Move out! c) By your command d) Yes! Ballista -------- When Made a) Awaiting orders When Clicked on a) None When Moving a) *Ballista Moving* BattleShip ---------- When Made a) Captain on the bridge When Clicked on a) Set Sail? b) Skipper c) Stop rocking the boat! d) You're making me seasick e) *Barfs* f) Aye captain When Moving a) Underway b) Aye Aye Sir c) Aye Captain Dwarvin Demolition Squad (In Scottish accent) ------------------------ When Made) a) Dwarves Ready! When Clicked on a) Ahh b) I love blowing things up c) Bombs are great d) Tilt one back with me dog e) What do you want? When Moving a) Alright b) Ok c) Aye lad'y d) Loat! e) Yes sir! Elven Destroyer --------------- When Made a) Captain on the bridge When Clicked on a) Set Sail? b) Skipper c) Stop rocking the boat! d) You're making me seasick e) *Barfs* f) Aye Captain? When Moving a) Underway b) Aye Aye Sir c) Aye Captain Flying Machine -------------- When Made a) I've got a flying machine! When Clicked on a) None When Moving a) Propellar spinning Footmen ------- When Made a) Awaiting orders When Clicked on a) Yes sire? b) Your orders? c) At your service d) Make up your mind e) Are you still touching me? f) Don't you have a kingdom to run? g) I do have work to do h) Join the army, they said i) See the world, they said j) I'd rather be sailing When Moving a) Yes b) At once sire c) As you wish d) Yes my lord Gnomish Submarine ----------------- When Made a) Captain on the bridge When Clicked on a) Set Sail? b) Skipper c) Stop rocking the boat! d) You're making me seasick e) *Barfs* f) Aye Captain? When Moving a) Underway b) Aye Aye Sir c) Aye Captain Gryphon Rider ------------- When Made a) *Fluttering of Wings* When Clicked on a) *Fluttering of Wings* When Moving a) *Gryhon Cries* Knight ------ When made a) Ready to serve my lord When Clicked on a) Your majesty b) What hold? c) Sire? d) I need orders! e) Give me a quest! f) Don't force me to run your through! g) At your service When Moving a) We move b) In your name c) Defending your honor d) For the King Mage ---- When Made a) Who summoned me? When Clicked on a) Your request? b) What is it? c) I'm a busy man d) Don't anger me e) I WARNED YOU!!! *Lighting Bolt* f) Do you need assistence? When Moving a) Very Well b) As you wish c) Alright Oil Tanker ---------- When Made a) Captain on the bridge When Clicked on a) Set Sail? b) Skipper c) Stop rocking the boat! d) You're making me seasick e) *Barfs* f) Aye captain When Moving a) *Oil Tanker Horn* Peasent ------- When Made a) Ready to serve Building Made a) Job's Done When Clicked on a) Helloo! b) What is it? c) Yes? d) Oh what? e) Ah huh f) Now what? g) More work?! h) Leave me alone i) I don't wanna do this j) I'm not listening When Moving a) Alright... b) Yesh me lord c) Right'o d) Ok Transport --------- When Made a) Captain on the bridge When Clicked on a) Set Sail? b) Skipper c) Stop rocking the boat! d) You're making me seasick e) *Barfs* f) Aye Captain? When Moving a) Underway b) Aye Aye Sir c) Aye Captain Orc Quotes ============================== Catapult -------- When Made a) Your command master! When Clicked on a) Nothing When Moving a) *Catapult Moving* Death Knight ------------ When Made a) I am alive! When Clicked on a) Make it quick b) Yes? c) I'm growing impatient d) Don't push it e) When my work is finished I'm coming back for you When Moving a) Very Well b) *Rrroowwlll* c) Of course! ..... master (whispered) Dragon ------ When Made a) *Dragon Screech* When Clicked on a) *Dragon Call* When Moving a) *Dragon Call* Giant Turtle ------------ When Made a) Done building ship When Clicked on a) Glore Duke b) Hrm? c) *Gargles* d) *Drowning* e) *Bubbles* When Moving a) Ah hoy b) I would love to c) You're the captain Goblin Sappers -------------- When Made a) We're Ready! When Clicked on a) What!? b) Who is it? c) Yes? d) We've got explosives! e) Kaboom!! f) HELLOOOOO!?!!? h) Ahh.... It'd beautiful When Moving a) Yes boss b) Ok c) Alright! d) Certainly Goblin Zeppelin --------------- When Made a) Here I am! When Clicked on a) I can see my house from here! b) I wish I had a weapon...!" (half-singing) When Moving a) *Flying Zepepelin* Grunt ----- When Made a) Your command master! When Clicked on a) *Hrm?* b) *He'r He'r He'r* (Orcish Laugh) c) Etok d) WHAT!?!?!? e) Look out! f) Missed me! g) *eeherhatoo* That tickles h) I would not touch things if I were you i) My tummy feels funny j) *Burp* Scuse me When Moving a) Zug zug b) Daboo c) Smaboo d) Loketar Ogre ---- When Made a) We're ready master When Clicked on a) Yes master? b) What is it? c) *Burp* ME DID IT d) Me not brainless anymore e) What? f) I got the brain! ....Nuh uh! g) Yes? When Moving a) Of course b) Right away c) Yes master Ogre Juggernaught ----------------- When Made a) Done building ship When Clicked on a) Argh b) Yes captain c) Aye matey d) Who wants to sing? e) *Daboo da gor sad* (Singing) f) *Yeroo* When Moving a) You're the captain b) I would love to c) Ah hoy Oil Tanker ---------- When Made a) Done building ship When Clicked on a) Arg? b) Who wants to sing? c) *Daboo da gor sad* (Singing) d) Aye matey? e) *Yeroo* When Moving a) You're the captain b) I would love to c) Ah hoy Oil Platform Complete a) Work complete Peon ---- When Made a) Ready to work! Building Made a) Work complete When Clicked on a) *He'r He'r He'r* (Orcish Laugh) b) Glore Duke c) Etok d) WHAT!!?!?!!? e) Look out! f) Missed me! g) *eeherhatoo* That tickles h) I would not touch things if I were you i) My tummy feels funny j) *Burp* Scuse me k) err? l) huh? (orcish grunt to it) When Moving a) Zug Zug b) Loketar c) Smoboo d) Daboo Transport --------- When Made a) Done building ship When Clicked on a) Argh b) Yes captain c) Aye matey d) Who wants to sing? e) *Daboo da gor sad* (singing) f) *Yeroo* When Moving a) You're the captain b) I would love to c) Ah hoy Troll Axe Thrower ----------------- When Made a) New troll here When Clicked on a) Diju call me? b) Jo-a-Tox c) What'ca wan me kill? d) Say hello to my little friend e) I got axe for you f) One of us.... (goes into mumbling) .... for you When Moving a) Ok b) Alright c) You da boss Troll Destroyer --------------- When Made a) Done building ship When Clicked on a) Aye matey? b) Yes captain? c) *Yeroo* d) Who wants to sing? e) *Daboo da gor sad* (Singing) When Moving a) Ah hoy b) You're the captain c) I would love to Hero Quotes ============================== Alleria ------- When Clicked on a) What? b) Hello? c) Excuse me?! d) You never touch the other elves like that e) Do that again and you'll pull back a stump When Moving a) Let's go b) Follow me c) Move it Cho'gall -------- When Clicked on a) What is it? b) Yes master? c) Yes? d) *Burp* Me did it e) Me not brainless anymore f) I got a brain! Not uh When Moving a) Of course b) Right away c) Yes master Danath ------ When Clicked on a) What? b) Need something? c) Bring it on d) You talking to me? e) Hands off, grabber... f) Don't waste my time When Moving a) Draw steel boys b) Follow me c) Step aside junior Deathwing --------- When Clicked on a) What? b) *Nraggh* c) Do you like fire? d) I'm full of it e) *Roarrrrr* f) I'm waiting... When Moving a) Yes.... b) Alright.... c) *Ahhhhrgh* Demon ----- When Clicked on a) Nothing When Moving a) Nothing Dentarg ------- When Clicked on a) Hrmm? b) What do you want? c) We don't understand d) Are you opposing Shadow Moon? e) Ner'zul will have your head When Moving a) At once my master b) We're on our way c) For Zer'zul Grom Hellscream --------------- When Clicked on a) WHAT!?!?!?!? b) Tell me what to do c) Welcome to my nightmare! d) What? (Different form first) e) Yes? f) I AM IRONMAN g) Feelings... When Moving a) Time to die! b) Take it! c) Slice and dice Guldan ------ When Clicked on a) Yessss? b) Make it quick c) I'm growing impatient d) Don't push it e) When my work is finished I'm coming back for you When Moving a) Very well b) Of course....... master c) *Roaaroooww* Khadgar ------- When Clicked on a) Hello? b) Who's there? c) Do you know who I am? d) I'm very busy e) Are you still here? f) Yes what is it? When Moving a) Alright... Alright b) Yes c) If I must Korgath Bladefist ----------------- When Clicked on a) Need a hand? b) Hrm!? c) Stop it! d) Youuuuuuuuuu!!!! e) Do you feel lucky? PUNK f) Yeah? When Moving a) Yep b) I'm on it c) Chop Chop Kurdan and Sky'ree ------------------ When Clicked on a) Aye? b) What? c) I'll fling a hammer at you d) You got a belly full of hagess e) Arck.. there's no hope for this lad f) Yes lad? When Moving a) Yes.. Sir b) Ack... ok... c) Alright Lothar ------ When Clicked on a) Your majesty b) Sire c) I need orders d) Give me a quest! e) Don't force me to run you through f) At your service g) What ho? When Moving a) In your name b) Defending your honor c) We move d) For the king Skeleton -------- When Clicked on a) Nothing When Moving a) *Skeleton moving* Teron Gorefiend --------------- When Clicked on a) Greetings... b) WHAT?!!? c) That doesn't hurt d) This is the reason I ended it all e) Stop that presistent clicking! When Moving a) Immiedetly b) What ever you wish... c) I'd be delighted Turlyn ------ When Clicked on a) I am at your service b) Orders sire? c) Why must you torment me? d) You think Lothar's death was my fault, don't you? e) I challenge you! Heathen! f) Command me! When Moving a) A noble quest b) Of course my king c) For Lothar! Uther the Lightbringer ---------------------- When Clicked on a) What ho? b) Sire? c) At your service d) I need orders e) Give me a quest f) Don't force me to run you through h) Your majesty? When Moving a) Defending your honor b) In your name c) For the king Zuljin ------ When Clicked on a) Whad'ja wan me kill? b) I got axe for you c) Say hello to my little friend d) Jo-a-tox e) Dija call me? f) One of us.... (goes into mumbling) .... for you When Moving a) Alright b) Ok c) You da boss Epilogue This was one of my all-time favorite games that I spent summers playing online. It was a marvelous community and my love spread so far that I came up with this FAQ. I'm very sad to find out that the game does not work on my newer computer and that they've shut down the serve. There were many people who helped put this guide in to action. Janus, Meiming, Cherry, and Firebrand. I would like to thank CJayC for creating GameFAQs and many thanks to SBAllen for keeping up the site in his leave. If you found this guide, it should have been through. http://www.gamefaqs.com http://www.gamespot.com http://www.neoseeker.com http://dlh.net http://www.faqs.ign.com talk to me. bryantni@onid.orst.edu g0dlikeskills@yahoo.com ============================================================================ +----------------------------------------------------------------------------+ ============================================================================ Copyright 2004-2008 Nick Bryant This may be not be reproduced under any circumstances except for personal, private use. It may not be placed on any web site or otherwise distributed publicly without advance written permission. Use of this guide on any other web site or as a part of any public display is strictly prohibited, and a violation of copyright. All trademarks and copyrights contained in this document are owned by their respective trademark and copyright holders. the saddest thing in life is wasted talent.