____ _ _____ _ __ _ / ___|_ __ __ _ _ __ __| | |_ _| |__ ___ / _| |_ | | _| '__/ _` | '_ \ / _` | | | | '_ \ / _ \ |_| __| | |_| | | | (_| | | | | (_| | | | | | | | __/ _| |_ \____|_| \__,_|_| |_|\__,_| |_| |_| |_|\___|_| \__| _ _ / \ _ _| |_ ___ / _ \| | | | __/ _ \ / ___ \ |_| | || (_) | /_/ \_\__,_|\__\___/ ____ _ _ / ___| __ _ _ __ / \ _ __ __| |_ __ ___ __ _ ___ \___ \ / _` | '_ \ / _ \ | '_ \ / _` | '__/ _ \/ _` / __| ___) | (_| | | | | / ___ \| | | | (_| | | | __/ (_| \__ \ |____/ \__,_|_| |_| /_/ \_\_| |_|\__,_|_| \___|\__,_|___/ ASCII Art from http://www.network-science.de/ascii/ +-------------------------------------------+ | Game Title: Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas | | Guide Type: FAQ/Walkthrough | | Platform: PlayStation 2 | | Version: 1.00 | | E-Mail: rcarr0(at)aol(dot)com | | First Updated: 15/11/2004 | | Last Updated: 28/12/2006 | | FAQ Size: 1628KB | +-------------------------------------------+ WARNING: This guide WILL contain spoilers, so read at your own risk! ** To jump to a section immediately of instead scrolling through the whole guide, press Ctrl + F at the same time, and type in the code next to a particular section to jump straight to it. (E.g. (SAVEH) will take you directly to the Vehicles section). |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| | Table of Contents | |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| 1. Introduction (SAINT) 2. Controls (SACON) 3. Characters (SACHA) 4. Gangs (SAGAN) 5. Vehicles (SAVEH) 6. Safehouse Locations (SASAF) 7. New Features (SANEW) A. Statistics (SASTA) B. HUD (SAHUD) C. Controls (SACON) D. Working Out (SAWOR) E. Clothes (SACLO) F. Haircuts (SAHAI) G. Tattoos (SATAT) H. Girlfriends (SAGIR) I. Car Modification (SACAR) I1. Loco Low Co (SALOC) I2. Wheel Arch Angels (SAWHE) I3. TransFenders (SATRA) J. Mini-Games (SAMIN) K. 2-Player Mode (SAPLA) L. Turf Wars (SATUR) 8. Weapons Locations (SAWEA) 9. Item Locations (SAITE) A. Body Armour (SABOD) B. Cameras (SACAM) C. Flowers (SAFLO) D. Parachutes (SAPAR) E. Police Bribes (SAPOL) F. Spray Paint Can (SASPR) G. Fire Extinguishers (SAFIR) H. Thermal Goggles (SATHE) I. Two Player Icons (SATWO) 10. Los Santos Walkthrough (SALOS) A. Carl "CJ" Johnson (SAJOH) A1. Big Smoke (SABIG) A2. Sweet & Kendl (SASWE) A3. Ryder (SARYD) B. Sean "Sweet" Johnson (SASEA) B1. Tagging Up Turf (SATAG) B2. Cleaning the Hood (SACLE) B3. Drive-Thru (SADRI) B4. Nines and AKs (SANIN) B5. Drive-By (SADBY) B6. Sweet's Girl (SASGI) B7. Cesar Vialpando (SACES) C. Lance "Ryder" Wilson (SALAN) C1. Home Invasion (SAHOM) C2. Catalyst (SACAT) C3. Robbing Uncle Sam (SAROB) D. Melvin "Big Smoke" Harris (SAMEL) D1. OG Loc (SAOGL) D2. Running Dog (SARUN) D3. Wrong Side of the Tracks (SAWRO) D4. Just Business (SAJUS) E. Cesar Vialpando (SACVI) E1. High Stakes, Low Rider (SAHIG) F. Jeffrey "OG Loc" Cross (SAJEF) F1. Life's A Beach (SALIF) F2. Madd Dogg's Rhymes (SAMAD) F3. Management Issues (SAMAN) F4. House Party (SAHOU) G. C.R.A.S.H. (SACRA) G1. Burning Desires (SABUR) G2. Gray Imports (SAGRA) H. Sean "Sweet" Johnson (2) (SASJO) H1. Doberman (SADOB) H2. Los Sepulcros (SALSE) H3. Reuniting the Families (SAREU) H4. The Green Sabre (SATGR) 11. Badlands Walkthrough (SABAD) A. C.R.A.S.H. (2) (SACSH) A1. Badlands (SABLA) B. Catalina (SACTL) B1. First Date (SAFDA) B2. Tanker Commander (SATAN) C. The Truth (SATTR) C1. Body Harvest (SABHA) D. Cesar Vialpando (2) (SACVP) D1. King In Exile (SAKIN) E. Catalina (2) (SACLA) E1. First Base (SAFBA) E2. Against All Odds (SAAGA) E3. Gone Courting (SAGON) E4. Small Town Bank (SASMA) E5. Made In Heaven (SAMIH) E6. Local Liquor Store (SALLI) F. Cesar Vialpando (3) (SACEV) F1. Wu Zi Mu (SAWUZ) F2. Farewell, My Love (SAFAR) G. The Truth (2) (SATHT) G1. Are You Going to San Fierro? (SAARE) 12. San Fierro Walkthrough (SASAN) A. Carl "CJ" Johnson (2) (SACCJ) A1. Wear Flowers In Your Hair (SAWEF) A2. 555 We Tip (SAWET) A3. Deconstruction (SADEC) A4. Back to School (SABAC) B. Courier Missions (SACOU) B1. Big Smoke's Cash (SABIS) B2. Yay Courier (SAYAY) C. Triad Missions (SATRI) C1. Photo Opportunity (SAPHO) C2. Jizzy (SAJIZ) D. Jizzy (SAJIY) D1. T-Bone Mendez (SATBO) D2. Mike Toreno (SAMIK) E. Wu Zi Mu (SAWZI) E1. Mountain Cloud Boys (SAMOU) E2. Ran Fa Li (SARFA) E3. Lure (SALUR) E4. Amphibious Assault (SAAMP) E5. The Da Nang Thang (SATDA) F. Triad Missions (2) (SATMI) F1. Outrider (SAOUT) G. C.R.A.S.H. (3) (SACRH) G1. Snail Trail (SASNA) H. Triad Missions (3) (SATRM) H1. Ice Cold Killa (SAICE) H2. Pier 69 (SAPIE) H3. Toreno's Last Flight (SATOR) H4. Yay-Ka-Boom-Boom (SAYKA) I. Cesar Vialpando (4) (SACVO) I1. Zeroing In (SAZER) I2. Test Drive (SATES) I3. Customs Fast Track (SACUS) I4. Puncture Wounds (SAPUN) J. Zero's RC Missions (SAZRC) J1. Air Raid (SAARA) J2. Supply Lines (SASUP) J3. New Model Army (SANMO) 13. Desert Walkthrough (SADES) A. Mike Toreno (SAMTO) A1. Monster (SAMON) A2. Highjack (SAHJA) A3. Interdiction (SAITD) A4. Verdant Meadows (SAVDM) B. Abandoned Airfield (SAABA) B1. Learning to Fly (SALEA) B2. N.O.E (SANOE) B3. Stowaway (SASTO) B4. Black Project (SABLP) B5. Green Goo (SAGRE) 14. Las Venturas Walkthrough (SALAS) A. Four Dragons Casino (SAFDC) A1. Fender Ketchup (SAFEN) A2. Explosive Situation (SAEXP) A3. You've Had Your Chips (SAYOU) A4. Don Peyote (SADON) B. Mafia Missions (SAMAF) B1. Intensive Care (SAINC) B2. The Meat Business (SATME) C. Four Dragons Casino (2) (SAFDR) C1. Fish In A Barrel (SAFIS) D. Mafia Missions (2) (SAMMI) D1. Freefall (SAFRE) E. Madd Dogg (SAMDO) E1. Madd Dogg (SAMDG) F. C.R.A.S.H. (3) (SACRS) F1. Misappropriation (SAMIS) F2. High Noon (SAHIN) G. Mafia Missions (3) (SAMAM) G1. Saint Mark's Bistro (SASAI) H. Robbery Missions (SARMI) H1. Architectutal Espionage (SAARC) H2. Key to Her Heart (SAKEY) H3. Dam and Blast (SADAM) H4. Cop Wheels (SACOP) H5. Up, Up and Away! (SAUPU) H6. Breaking the Bank at Caligula's (SABRE) I. Four Dragons Casino (3) (SAFOD) I1. A Home in the Hills (SAAHO) 15. Return to Los Santos Walkthrough (SARET) A. Carl "CJ" Johnson (3) (SACJO) A1. Vertical Bird (SAVBI) A2. Homecoming (SAHOC) A3. Cut Throat Business (SACUT) B. Sean "Sweet" Johnson (3) (SASSJ) B1. Beat Down on B-Dup (SABEA) B2. Grove 4 Life (SAGRO) C. Carl "CJ" Johnson (4) (SACAC) C1. Riot (SARIO) D. Sean "Sweet" Johnson (4) (SASES) D1. Los Desperados (SALDE) D2. End of the Line (SAEND) 16. Gang Tags Locations (SAGTL) 17. Photo Ops Locations (SAPOL) 18. Horseshoe Locations (SAHOL) 19. Oyster Locations (SAOYL) 20. Unique Jumps Locations (SAUNI) 21. R3 Missions (SARMS) A. Burglary (SABGL) B. Firefighter (SAFIF) C. Freight Train (SAFRT) D. Paramedic (SAPAR) E. Pimping (SAPIM) F. Taxi Driver (SATAX) G. Vigilante/Brown Thunder (SAVIG) 22. Schools (SASCH) A. Bike School (SABIK) A1. The 360 (SA360) A2. The 180 (SA180) A3. The Wheelie (SATHW) A4. Jump and Stop (SAJUM) A5. The Stoppie (SATST) A6. Jump and Stoppie (SAJAS) B. Boat School (SABSC) B1. Basic Seamanship (SABAS) B2. Plot A Course (SAPLO) B3. Fresh Slalom (SAFSL) B4. Flying Fish (SAFLY) B5. Land, Sea and Air (SALAN) C. Driving School (SADSC) C1. The 360 (SAT36) C2. The 180 (SAT18) C3. Whip and Terminate (SAWAT) C4. Pop and Control (SAPOP) C5. Burn and Lap (SABAL) C6. Cone Coil (SACCO) C7. The 90 (SAT90) C8. Wheelie Weave (SAWHW) C9. Spin and Go (SASPI) C10. P.I.T. Manoeuvre (SAPIT) C11. Alley Oop (SAALL) C12. City Slicking (SACIT) D. Pilot School (SAPIL) D1. Takeoff (SATAK) D2. Land Plane (SALPL) D3. Circle Airstrip (SACIR) D4. Circle Airstrip and Land (SACAL) D5. Helicopter Takeoff (SAHEL) D6. Land Helicopter (SALHE) D7. Destroy Targets (SADTA) D8. Loop the Loop (SALOO) D9. Barrel Roll (SABRO) D10. Parachute Onto Target (SAPAO) 23. Challenges (SACHL) A. Ammu-Nation Challenge (SAAMM) A1. Pistol Challenge (SAPCH) A2. SMG Challenge (SASMG) A3. Shotgun Challenge (SASHO) A4. AK-47 Challenge (SAAKC) B. BMX Challenge (SABMX) C. Lowrider Challenge (SALOW) D. Chilliad Challenge (SACHC) D1. Scotch Bonnet Yellow Route (SASCO) D2. Birdseye Winder Yellow Route (SABWY) D3. Cobra Run (SACRU) E. RS Haul Missions (SARSH) F. NRG Challenge (SANRG) G. Valet Parking Missions (SAVAL) H. Beefy Baron Challenge (SABEE) 24. Stadium Events (SASTE) A. 8-Track (SATRK) B. Blood Bowl (SABLO) C. Dirt Track (SADIR) D. Kickstart (SAKIC) 25. Courier Missions (SACMI) A. Los Santos Courier (SALSC) B. San Fierro Courier (SASFC) C. Las Venturas Courier (SALVC) 26. Quarry Missions (SAQUA) 27. Import/Export (SAIMP) 28. Race Tournaments (SARTS) A. Los Santos Race Tournament (SALSR) B. San Fierro Race Tournament (SASFR) C. LV Airport Race Tournament (SALAR) D. LVA Freight Depot Race Tournament (SALFD) 29. Triathlon Races (SATRR) A. Beat the Cock 1 (SABTC) B. Beat the Cock 2 (SABTC) 30. Radio Station Scripts (SARSS) A. Bounce FM Lyrics (SABFM) B. CSR 103.2 Lyrics (SACSR) C. K-DST Lyrics (SAKDS) D. K-Jah West Lyrics (SAKJA) E. K-Rose Lyrics (SAKRO) F. Master Sounds 98.3 Lyrics (SAMAS) G. Playback FM Lyrics (SAPFM) H. Radio Los Santos Lyrics (SARLS) I. Radio X Lyrics (SARAX) J. SF-UR Lyrics (SASFU) K. WCTR Script (SAWCT) 31. Glitches & Secrets (SAGAS) A. Glitches (SAGLI) B. Secrets (SASEC) 32. Easter Eggs (SAEAS) 33. 100% Checklist (SA100) 34. FAQ (SAFAQ) 35. Email Policy (SAEMA) 36. Version History (SAVHI) 37. Copyright (SACPY) 38. Credits (SACRE) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 1. Introduction (SAINT) | |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| Welcome to my Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas FAQ/Walkthrough. As you can see from the table of contents, this will be a very big FAQ, so it will take some time to get through everything. I hope this walkthrough will help you with whatever you need help on. I've tried to add everything here but if there is something missing, let me know and I will try to help you. I will also add it here for future reference. Enjoy the guide! |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 2. Controls (SACON) | |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| Note: Controls taken from the game manual. +----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+ | Controls: On Foot | | +----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+ | Button | Button Effect | +----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+ | Triangle Button | Enter vehicle, activate mini game, | | | secondary attack, pick up object | +----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+ | O Button | Attack/Fire Weapon | +----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+ | X Button (Hold) | Run | +----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+ | X Button (Tap) | Sprint | +----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+ | Square Button | Jump/Climb/Block | +----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+ | L2 Button | Cycle Weapon Left | +----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+ | L1 Button | Centre Camera/View Stats/Fire Weapon | +----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+ | R2 Button | Cycle Weapon Right | +----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+ | R1 Button | Target | +----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+ | L3 Button | Crouch | +----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+ | Select Button | Camera Modes | +----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+ | Start Button | Pause Menu | +----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+ | R3 Button | Look Behind | +----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+ | Up Directional Button | Gang Active Mode | +----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+ | Down Directional Button | Gang Passive Mode | +----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+ | Right Directional Button | Talk Positive Response | +----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+ | Left Directional Button | Talk Negative Response | +----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+ | Right Analog Stick | Camera Movement | +----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+ | Left Analog Stick | Character Movement | +----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+ +----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+ | Controls: Bicycle | | +----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+ | X Button (Hold) | Pedal | +----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+ | X Button (Tap) | Pedal Faster | +----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+ | L1 Button | Bunnyhop | +----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+ | L1 Button (Hold and Release) | Bunnyhop Higher | +----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+ +----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+ | Controls: In Vehicle | | +----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+ | Triangle Button | Exit Vehicle | +----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+ | O Button | Vehicle Weapon/Nitrous | +----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+ | X Button | Accelerate | +----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+ | Square Button | Brake/Reverse | +----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+ | L2 Button + R2 | Look Left/Look Behind | +----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+ | L1 Button | Vehicle Weapon/Nitrous | +----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+ | R2 Button + L2 | Look Right/Look Behind | +----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+ | R1 Button | Handbrake | +----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+ | Left Analog Stick | Vehicle Steering/Camera | +----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+ | Up Directional Button | Cycle Radio Stations | +----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+ | Down Directional Buttons | Cycle Radio Stations | +----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+ | Right Directional Button | Trip Skip | +----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+ | L3 Button | Horn | +----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+ | Select Button | Camera Modes | +----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+ | Start Button | Pause Menu | +----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+ | R3 Button | Odd Job Mission Trigger | +----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+ | Right Analog Stick | Turret Control/Manual Camera/Change | | | Cinematic Camera | +----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+ +----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+ | Controls: First Person Shooting | | +----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+ | O Button | Shoot | +----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+ | L2/R2 Button | Zoom In/Zoom Out | +----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+ | L1 Button | Shoot | +----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+ | Left Analog Stick | Move Scope/Aim | +----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+ | Right Analog Stick | Move Scope/Aim | +----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+ | R1 Button | (Let go to return to normal control) | +----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+ | L3 Button | Crouch | +----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+ +----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+ | Controls: Swimming | | +----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+ | O Button | Dive Underwater | +----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+ | X Button (Hold) | Sprint (Swim Faster) | +----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+ | X Button (Tap) | Super Sprint | +----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+ | Square Button | Jump | +----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+ | Triangle Button | Enter Vehicle | +----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+ | X Button (Hold) | Swim Toward | +----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+ | X Button (Tap) | Sprint (Swim Faster) | +----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+ | Left Analog Stick | Swim Direction (Rotation Only) | +----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+ +----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+ | Controls: Helicopter | | +----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+ | R2 Button | Rudder Right | +----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+ | L2 Button | Rudder Left | +----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+ | X Button | Ascend | +----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+ | Left Analog Stick | Pitch/Roll | +----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+ | Square Button | Descend | +----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+ | L3 Button | Hover | +----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+ | L1 Button | Primary Weapon | +----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+ | Right Analog Stick | Turret/Camera | +----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+ +----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+ | Controls: Plane | | +----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+ | R2 Button | Rudder Right | +----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+ | L2 Button | Rudder Left | +----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+ | X Button | Thrust | +----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+ | Square Button | Reverse Thrust | +----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+ | Left Analog Stick | Pitch Roll | +----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+ | L1 Button | Primary Weapon | +----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+ | O Button | Alternate Weapon | +----------------------------------+----------------------------------------| | R3 Button | Raise/Lower Landing Gear | +----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+ | Right Analog Stick | Turret/Camera | +----------------------------------+----------------------------------------+ |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 3. Characters (SACHA) | |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| NOTE: This section contains spoilers! Carl "CJ" Johnson ================= Returned to San Andreas after spending five years in Liberty City. He is back for his mum's funeral, but is framed for homicide by two corrupt cops on his arrival. Carl decides to stay in San Andreas and help his gang get their respect back. Voiced by: Chris Bellard (a.k.a. Young Malay) Sean "Sweet" Johnson ==================== CJ's brother and runs the Orange Grove Families. He blames CJ for the tragic death of their younger brother, Brian. Sweet wants to get drugs off the street, and stop the wars between the gangs. Voiced by: Faizon Love Lance "Ryder" Wilson ==================== Ryder has recently got involved with Tenpenny and Pulaski, the two corrupt cops that frame CJ for homicide on his return to San Andreas. He is a Syndicate member and is sometimes involved in certain drug transactions that take place around San Fierro. Voiced by: MC Eiht Melvin "Big Smoke" Harris ========================= Also involved with Tenpenny and Pulaski. He loves food, and has recently moved away from OGF territory and purchased a house in Ballas territory in Idlewood with some money he says he inherited from his dead aunt. Voiced by: Clifton Powell Kendl Johnson ============= CJ and Sweet's sister. Sweet is not happy about Kendl going out with Cesar, a lowrider from the Southside. Voiced by: Yo Yo Jeffrey "OG Loc" Cross ====================== A terrible rapper recently released from prison. He thinks he is great at rapping and believes he is "gangster". He asks CJ to steal Madd Dogg's lyrics book to advance his own career. Voiced by: Jonathan Anderson Cesar Vialpando =============== A lowrider from the Southside who is dating CJ and Sweet's sister, Kendl. He helps CJ by offering him opportunities in illegal street races. Voiced by: Clifton Collins Jr. Frank Tenpenny ============== One of the two corrupt cops that frames CJ for homicide on his arrival back in San Andreas. He works alongside Eddie Pulaski. He forces Big Smoke to sell out the OGF and uses CJ to take care of important witnesses who can give evidence against him. Voiced by: Samuel L. Jackson Eddie Pulaski ============= The second of the two corrupt cops that frame CJ for homicide. You are forced to kill Pulaski after he tries to kill you. Voiced by: Chris Penn Officer Hernandez ================= Forced into a corrupt life by Tenpenny and Pulaski, Officer Hernandez follows alongside Tenpenny and Pulaski and is eventually killed by Pulaski in the desert. Voiced by: Armando Riesco Madd Dogg ========= Madd Dogg is a recording artist who lives alone in his mansion in Vinewood; Los Santos. He doesn't go out much, and is sent to rehab after his drinking problems spiral out of control and he almost commits suicide. Voiced by: Ice T Catalina ======== Catalina was originally in GTA III. She lives in a cabin in Fern Ridge and eventually moved to Liberty City with the GTA III guy. Voiced by: Cynthia Farrell Wu Zi Mu (a.k.a. Woozie) ======================== Wu Zi Mu is a blind Triad leader who owns a betting shop in Chinatown. You first meet him during the mission "Wu Zi Mu" in the Badlands. He helps you track down the Syndicate members in San Fierro. Voiced by: James Yaegashi Zero ==== Zero owns the RC Shop in Garcia and knows a lot about miniature toy planes and electronics. He once beat his rival, Berkley, in a science fair and has since been humiliated and haunted by him. Voiced by: David Cross The Truth ========= The Truth owns a weed farm in the Badlands. He is forced to destroy it when the police discover it. He moves to San Fierro with CJ and helps him to set up his garage there. Voiced by: Peter Fonda Jizzy B ======= Jizzy runs the Pleasure Domes club under the Gant Bridge in San Fierro. He is a Syndicate member and is in charge of the drug transactions that take place. Known affiliates are T-Bone Mendez, Mike Toreno and Ryder. Voiced by: Charlie Murphy Mike Toreno =========== Toreno is another Syndicate member who works alongside Jizzy B and T-Bone Mendez. You are forced to kill him as he tries to escape San Fierro in a helicopter. Voiced by: James Woods T-Bone Mendez ============= Another Syndicate member. You are forced to kill him during a drug transaction at Pier 69. Known affiliates are Jizzy B, Mike Toreno, and Ryder. Voiced by: Kid Frost Ken Rosenberg ============= Ken Rosenberg owns the Caligula's casino in Las Venturas. He went into rehab after his drug problems spiralled out of control. He moved to San Andreas after the mob took over his businesses in Vice City. Voiced by: William Fichtner Salvatore Leone =============== Salvatore owns the Caligula's casino in Las Venturas with Ken Rosenberg. He is in the middle of a war with the Forelli and Sindacco families. He sends CJ on a trip back to Liberty City to kill the head of the Forelli family. Voiced by: Frank Vincent Kent Paul ========= Kent Paul was originally in Vice City with Tommy Vercetti. CJ picks him and Maccer up in the desert after they get left behind during a tour. Voiced by: Danny Dyer |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 4. Gangs (SAGAN) | |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| It was suggested to me that I make a Gang section describing each gang in San Andreas, and here it is. I will add the name of the gang (of course), and other information such as gang colours, gang leader, the weapons they carry and the territory they can be found in, followed by a short description of each gang. Gang: Orange Grove Families Colour: Green Gang Leader: Sean "Sweet" Johnson Territory: Ganton, Playa del Seville Weapons: Pistol, SMG Description: This is your gang and the first part of the game is spent earning your respect on the street back, and getting the Ballas and the drugs off the street. Recently, the Temple Drive Families and Seville Boulevard Families went their separate ways and left the Grove. Gang: Temple Drive Families Colour: Green Gang Leader: Sean "Sweet" Johnson Territory: Ganton, Playa del Seville Weapons: Pistol, SMG Description: The Temple Drive Families are constantly fighting the Seville Boulevard Families. Although both gangs are from Grove Street, they still don't see eye to eye. They recently went their seperate ways with the Seville Boulevard Families and left the Grove. Gang: Seville Boulevard Families Colour: Green Gang Leader: Sean "Sweet" Johnson Territory: Ganton, Playa del Seville Weapons: Pistol, SMG Description: The Temple Drive Families are constantly fighting the Seville Boulevard Families. Although both gangs are from Grove Street, they still don't see eye to eye. They recently went their seperate ways with the Temple Drive Families and left the Grove. Gang: Rollin' Heights Ballas Colour: Purple Gang Leader: Kane? Territory: Idlewood, Jefferson, Glen Park Weapons: Pistol, Micro-SMG Description: The Ballas are your sworn enemy throughout most of the game. Once you leave Los Santos, the Ballas will be stronger if you return before the storyline reaches a certain part. They are responsible for the drugs on the streets and the drugs have ruined most of Grove Street. Gang: Los Santos Vagos Colour: Yellow Gang Leader: Big Poppa Territory: Las Colinas, East Beach Weapons: Pistol, Tec-9 Description: The Los Santos Vagos teamed up with the Ballas and took over most of Los Santos. Once you leave Los Santos, the Vagos will be stronger if you return before the storyline reaches a certain part. They are responsible for the drugs on the streets and the drugs have ruined most of Grove Street. Gang: Varrios Los Aztecas Colour: Cyan Gang Leader: Cesar Vialpando Territory: El Corona Weapons: Pistol, Tec-9 Description: CJ and Sweet's sister Kendl is dating the gang leader of the Az- tecas (thanks to Crash_test200 for correcting this), Cesar Vialpando. Cesar joins up with CJ and has to move out of Los Santos with Kendl after Ballas and Vagos take over his neighbourhood. Even though you are friends with Cesar, the Aztecas will still shoot you if they see you. Gang: San Fierro Rifa Colour: Blue Gang Leader: Unknown Territory: Garcia, Doherty Weapons: Pistol Description: Not a lot is known about this gang. They are known not to mix with the Vagos but CJ and Smoke spot them making a deal at a train station. They are often seen hanging around CJ's garage in Doherty, but are not very dangerous. Gang: Da Nang Boys Colour: Brown Gang Leader: The Snakehead Territory: Easter Basin, Downtown Weapons: Pistol, Micro-SMG Description: The Da Nang Boys have recently moved to San Fierro on board a tanker with The Snakehead. The tanker holds a container full of immigrants on board and a large amount of heroin. They are enemies of the Triads. Gang: Triads Colour: Red Gang Leader: Wu Zi Mu Territory: Chinatown Weapons: AK-47 Description: The Triads are run by Wu Zi Mu. Woozie becomes a good friend of yours over the course of the game and gives you useful information on the Loco Syndicate. Because you are good friends with Woozie, the Triads won't bother you during the game. Gang: Mafia Colour: Grey Gang Leader: Johnny Sindacco Territory: Las Venturas Weapons: SMG Description: The Mafia own most of Las Venturas and are not pleased when Woozie opens up the Four Dragons Casino there. They do whatever they can to sabotage his plans. You start working for the Mafia in order to learn about Caligula's Palace casino without causing too much suspicion in order to pull off a heist. |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 5. Vehicles (SAVEH) | |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| There are a LOT more vehicles in San Andreas than there were in Vice City, and there are several new vehicles. You can now fly planes, as well as drive a number of new vehicles such as tractors, BMX bikes, hotdog vans, and monster trucks. I have tried to list their parked locations, but if there isn't one I have stated where they can be found driving around or any missions you can find them in. Please note that this section is not complete yet and a lot of work still needs to be put into it. Admiral --------- Type: 4-door Luxury Sedan Speed: *** Handling: *** Cornering: *** Damage: *** Acceleration: *** Location: Usually found driving around Richman in Los Santos. Alpha ------- Type: 2-door Sedan Speed: **** Handling: *** Cornering: Damage: *** Acceleration: *** Location: Sometimes found driving around the Rodeo area in Los Santos. Ambulance ----------- Type: Commercial Speed: ** Handling: *** Cornering: ** Damage: *** Acceleration: ** Location: Can be found outside any hospital in San Andreas. Press R3 to start the Paramedic missions. AT-400 -------- Type: Aircraft Speed: *** Handling: *** Cornering: *** Damage: * Acceleration: *** Location: Can be found in the Las Venturas International Airport. Baggage --------- Type: Civil Servant and Transportation Speed: * Handling: ** Cornering: *** Damage: *** Acceleration: * Location: You can find these parked in the airports in San Andreas. Bandito --------- Type: Recreational Speed: *** Handling: ** Cornering: ** Damage: ** Acceleration: ** Location: Can be found during the desert mission "High Noon". The Bandito spawns on the beach in the Ocean Flats neighbourhood of San Fierro. Go to the northern most end of the beach (but don't cross into the Palisades neighbour- hood) and it will be parked next to a wall. There is also a BF Injection spawn on this beach about in the middle. Thanks to Jon Wayne for this. Banshee --------- Type: High Performance Sports Car Speed: ***** Handling: *** Cornering: *** Damage: ** Acceleration: **** Location: You get to drive this car during the Las Venturas Circuit mission "San Fierro to Las Venturas". I wanted to point out that there is a banshee parked next to the gym in San Fierro. This is a easier location than trying to get it during the race. Thanks to LJ for this. Barracks ---------- Type: Commercial Speed: ** Handling: ** Cornering: ** Damage: *** Acceleration: ** Location: You need to get 6 stars to be able to get a Barracks. A Barracks can also be found inside the No Fly Zone in the desert. Press the R3 button to start the Vigilante missions. Beagle -------- Type: Aircraft Speed: *** Handling: ** Cornering: *** Damage: * Acceleration: ** Location: Can be found in the San Fierro International Airport. Berkley's RC Van ------------------ Type: Light Truck/Van Speed: ? Handling: ? Cornering: ? Damage: ? Acceleration: ? Location: These are found in Zero's second mission "Supply Lines..." You can't drive them, though. Berkley's RC Van can be found near Zero's RC outside of the mission "Supply Lines". Thanks to Sherry for this. BF 400 -------- Type: Bike Speed: *** Handling: *** Cornering: *** Damage: *** Acceleration: *** Location: Can be found driving all over San Fierro. BF Injection -------------- Type: Recreational Speed: **** Handling: ** Cornering: *** Damage: *** Acceleration: ** Location: Spawns outside the Las Venturas stadium in Blackfield on Mondays and Wednesdays after completing "Dirt Track". Blade ------- Type: Lowrider Speed: *** Handling: ** Cornering: *** Damage: *** Acceleration: *** Location: Usually found driving up and down the street outside Zero's RC shop. Blista Compact ---------------- Type: 2-door Sedan Speed: **** Handling: *** Cornering: *** Damage: *** Acceleration: *** Location: Usually found driving around outside the hospital in Jefferson. Bloodring Banger ------------------ Type: Recreational Speed: *** Handling: ** Cornering: *** Damage: ** Acceleration: *** Location: The Bloodring Banger spawns outside the San Fierro stadium after you complete the stadium mission "Blood Bowl". BMX ----- Type: Bike Speed: **** Handling: *** Cornering: *** Damage: ***** Acceleration: **** Location: Can be found in the BMX park in Glen Park, or outside Roboi's Food Market in Conference. Getting on the bikes in these locations start side missions. Bobcat -------- Type: Light Truck/Van Speed: ** Handling: ** Cornering: ** Damage: ** Acceleration: * Location: Parked under the Mulholland Intersection in Los Santos. Boxville ---------- Type: Heavy Truck & Utility Speed: ** Handling: ** Cornering: ** Damage: *** Acceleration: ** Location: Parked near some apartments across the road from the Gym in Ganton in Los Santos after Ryder's first mission "Home Invasion". Press R3 to start the burglary missions. Bravura --------- Type: 2-door Sedan Speed: *** Handling: ** Cornering: ** Damage: *** Acceleration: *** Location: Can be found driving around Palomino Creek. Broadway ---------- Type: Lowrider Speed: *** Handling: *** Cornering: *** Damage: *** Acceleration: *** Location: Usually found driving around The Strip in Las Venturas. Brown Streak Engine --------------------- Type: Civil Servant and Transportation Speed: **** Handling: *** Cornering: ** Damage: **** Acceleration: *** Location: This train can be found at any train station in San Andreas. Press R3 to start the Freight missions. Buccaneer ----------- Type: 2-door Sedan Speed: *** Handling: *** Cornering: ** Damage: *** Acceleration: *** Location: Can be found by walking around Easter Basin in San Fierro on foot. It might take a while to appear, though. Buffalo --------- Type: Muscle Car Speed: **** Handling: ** Cornering: *** Damage: *** Acceleration: **** Location: Can be found outside Catalina's cabin in Fern Ridge. Bullet -------- Type: High Performance Sports Car Speed: **** Handling: *** Cornering: *** Damage: ** Acceleration: *** Location: This can be found outside the Driving School once you've got all Silver medals. Burrito --------- Type: Light Trucks & Vans Speed: ** Handling: ** Cornering: ** Damage: *** Acceleration: ** Location: I found some driving around on the east coast of San Fierro, but may take a while to find. Thanks to rerat for this. Bus ----- Type: Civil Servant and Transportation Speed: ** Handling: ** Cornering: ** Damage: *** Acceleration: * Location: Can be found driving around the Los Santos Airport. Cabbie -------- Type: Civil Servant and Transportation Speed: ** Handling: **** Cornering: *** Damage: *** Acceleration: ** Location: If you can't find one of these, take your game back. These are the same as taxi's and can be found all over San Andreas. Press R3 to start the Taxi missions. Caddy ------- Type: Recreational Speed: * Handling: *** Cornering: **** Damage: **** Acceleration: * Location: Can be found at any golf club in San Andreas. This is about the loca- tion of the Caddy at the beginning of the guide. It's not just in golf courses. Theres a movie studio somewhere in Los Santos where you can find one. And in between one of the buildings is a shotgun. Thanks to Anonymous Gangster for this. Cadrona --------- Type: 2-door Sedan Speed: Handling: Cornering: Damage: Acceleration: Location: There is one parked inside the parking lot of Interglobal Television in Vinewood. Camper -------- Type: Recreational Speed: ** Handling: *** Cornering: ** Damage: *** Acceleration: ** Location: Spawns on the peak of Mt. Chiliad. I've found a place where the Camper seems to appear a fair amount. They drive around outside the main entrance to the Farm, where you steal the combine harvester for the Truth. Thanks to Dave for this. Cargobob ---------- Type: Aircraft Speed: **** Handling: *** Cornering: *** Damage: ** Acceleration: ** Location: Can be found at the No Fly Zone in Las Venturas. Cement Truck -------------- Type: Heavy Truck & Utility Speed: ** Handling: ** Cornering: ** Damage: **** Acceleration: * Location: The cement truck can be found on the waste grounds behind your garage in Doherty in San Fierro. You also get to use one of these vehicles in the Syndicate mission "Deconstruction". Cheetah --------- Type: High Performance Sports Car Speed: **** Handling: **** Cornering: *** Damage: ** Acceleration: **** Location: Cheetah's can be found driving around Prickle Pine in Las Venturas. Clover -------- Type: Muscle Car Speed: Handling: Cornering: Damage: Acceleration: Location: Usually spawns up and down the Yacht Harbour Pier in Los Santos. Club ------ Type: 2-door Sedan Speed: *** Handling: *** Cornering: *** Damage: *** Acceleration: *** Location: Spawns outside Katie's house in Paradiso once you start dating her. I loaded my game starting from the Four Dragons casino and I saw the Club parked right near it. However I think that was just luck because several vehicles spawn there. However if you get your relationship with Millie 50% or more it'll spawn at her house. Thanks to Tom X for this. Coach ------- Type: Civil Servant and Transportation Speed: *** Handling: ** Cornering: * Damage: **** Acceleration: ** Location: Can be found driving around the Richman area in Los Santos. Coastguard ------------ Type: Boat Speed: ** Handling: **** Cornering: ** Damage: ** Acceleration: *** Location: Can be found by any docks in San Fierro. Combine Harvester ------------------- Type: Heavy Truck & Utility Speed: * Handling: ** Cornering: * Damage: **** Acceleration: * Location: Found in the "Body Harvest" mission, given to you by The Truth. Sometimes spawns in the middle of the meadow opposite the RS Haul compound, where the Trucking missions are activated. Comet ------- Type: High Performance Sports Car Speed: Handling: Cornering: Damage: Acceleration: Location: There's a Comet parked outside the Avispa Country Club in San Fierro. Cropduster ------------ Type: Aircraft Speed: **** Handling: *** Cornering: ** Damage: * Acceleration: ** Location: Can be found near a shanty in Bone County north of Hunter Quarry. DFT-30 -------- Type: Heavy Truck & Utility Speed: ** Handling: ** Cornering: * Damage: *** Acceleration: * Location: Can be found around the Ocean Docks in San Fierro and around the San Fierro airport. Dinghy -------- Type: Boat Speed: Handling: Cornering: Damage: Acceleration: Location: The Dinghy spawns in three separate locations on the beach south of Angel Pine. One of them is at the northernmost corner of the beach, the other two are down the beach at the narrower southern end. There is also a BF Injection which always spawns on the beach right by the middle one. Thanks to Jon Wayne for this. Dodo ------ Type: Aircraft Speed: Handling: Cornering: Damage: Acceleration: Location: Can be found at the Los Santos International Airport. Dozer ------- Type: Heavy Truck & Utility Speed: Handling: Cornering: Damage: Acceleration: Location: The Dozer spawns at the bottom of the Quarry once you complete the Quarry missions. Dumper -------- Type: Heavy Truck & Utility Speed: Handling: Cornering: Damage: Acceleration: Location: The Dumper spawns at the bottom of the Quarry once you complete the Quarry missions. Dune ------ Type: Heavy Truck & Utility Speed: Handling: Cornering: Damage: Acceleration: Location: The Dune spawns outside the Las Venturas stadium after you complete "Kickstart". Elegant --------- Type: 4-door Luxury Sedan Speed: Handling: Cornering: Damage: Acceleration: Location: Parked under the Mulholland Intersection in Los Santos. Elegy ------- Type: Street Racer Speed: Handling: Cornering: Damage: Acceleration: Location: Found driving around Chinatown in San Fierro. Emperor --------- Type: 4-door Luxury Sedan Speed: *** Handling: *** Cornering: *** Damage: *** Acceleration: ** Location: Can be found driving around Ocean Flats in San Fierro. Enforcer ---------- Type: Commercial Speed: Handling: Cornering: Damage: Acceleration: Location: You need to get 4 stars to be able to get an Enforcer. Esperanto ----------- Type: 2-door Sedan Speed: ** Handling: ** Cornering: ** Damage: ** Acceleration: * Location: Sometimes found driving around Flint County. Euros ------- Type: 4-door Luxury Sedan Speed: Handling: Cornering: Damage: Acceleration: Location: Can be found parked by the "Camel's Toe" in Las Venturas. Faggio -------- Type: Bike Speed: ** Handling: ** Cornering: *** Damage: ** Acceleration: * Location: Can be found by the Burger Shot in Redsands East in Las Venturas. Getting in this vehicle starts the LV Courier mission. FBI Rancher ------------- Type: Commercial Speed: Handling: Cornering: Damage: Acceleration: Location: You need to get a wanted level of 5 stars to have a chance of getting one of these. Press R3 to start the Vigilante missions. FBI Truck ----------- Type: Commercial Speed: Handling: Cornering: Damage: Acceleration: Location: You need to get a wanted level of 5 stars, to have a chance of getting one of these. Press R3 to start the Vigilante missions. FCR-900 --------- Type: Bike Speed: **** Handling: *** Cornering: *** Damage: *** Acceleration: *** Location: These can be found all over San Fierro, or one spawns outside Bike School after you get all Silver medals. Feltzer --------- Type: 2-door Sedan Speed: **** Handling: *** Cornering: **** Damage: *** Acceleration: *** Location: Can be found driving around Downtown in Los Santos. Firetruck ----------- Type: Commercial Speed: ** Handling: ** Cornering: *** Damage: *** Acceleration: ** Location: Can be found outside any fire station in San Andreas. Press R3 to start the Firefighter missions. Flash ------- Type: Street Racer Speed: *** Handling: *** Cornering: *** Damage: *** Acceleration: ** Location: A rare car sometimes found driving up and down the Yacht Harbour Pier in Los Santos. Flatbed --------- Type: Heavy Trucks & Utility Speed: ** Handling: * Cornering: ** Damage: **** Acceleration: * Location: Found driving around Las Payasadas in the desert. Forklift ---------- Type: Light Truck Speed: * Handling: ** Cornering: ** Damage: *** Acceleration: * Location: The forklift can be found in Ryder's final mission "Robbing Uncle Sam". There is a forklift parked outside the sawmill in Angel Pine, opposite the trailer park. Fortune --------- Type: 2-door Sedan Speed: Handling: Cornering: Damage: Acceleration: Location: Can be found in the parking lot of the Los Santos Forum. Freeway --------- Type: Bike Speed: *** Handling: *** Cornering: ** Damage: *** Acceleration: *** Location: The Freeway can usually be found driving around the countryside. Try looking around Montgomery or Angel Pine. Will also spawn outside Bike School after you get all Bronze medals. Freight --------- Type: Civil Servant and Transportation Speed: **** Handling: **** Cornering: *** Damage: ***** Acceleration: ** Location: A Freight can be found on the train track from Los Santos to San Fierro, but I haven't found it at a station. Thanks to Sherry for this. Glendale ---------- Type: 4-door Luxury Sedan Speed: *** Handling: ** Cornering: *** Damage: *** Acceleration: ** Location: If you look at the map you got with the game and the manual (the Piece of paper) look for the words Back O' Beyond. The word Back is at the area where you can find the Glendale. One of the Glendales sort of rolls down the hill somehow and the other is lying in the ground. Both are severely wrecked which I thought was kind of cool since they looked like the drivers had been murdered. Thanks to Tom X for this. Greenwood ----------- Type: 4-door Luxury Sedan Speed: *** Handling: *** Cornering: *** Damage: *** Acceleration: *** Location: Found outside Sweet's house in Grove Street in Los Santos. Hermes -------- Type: 2-door Sedan Speed: Handling: Cornering: Damage: Acceleration: Location: The Vagos usually drive these around the East Beach area in Los Santos. Hotdog -------- Type: Heavy Truck & Utility Speed: ** Handling: ** Cornering: ** Damage: *** Acceleration: * During the Syndicate mission "Wear Flowers in Your Hair", Dwaine is driving a Hotdog Van. You can't drive it though. If you want a hot dog van that you can drive, first go to the town of Blueberry. Take the road that goes out of town to the south. Cross the river and take the first right turn. At the next inter- section that you come to, there will be a hot dog van parked by the side of the road (you will be going south and the hot dog van will be to your left) that you can get into and drive. Its always there and comes back if you take it and leave it somewhere. Thanks to Jon Wayne for this. Hotknife ---------- Type: High Performance Sports Car Speed: ***** Handling: *** Cornering: *** Damage: *** Acceleration: **** Location: This can be found outside the Driving School once you've got all Golds. You won't be able to find this anywhere else in the game. Hotring Racer --------------- Type: High Performance Sports Car Speed: **** Handling: *** Cornering: *** Damage: *** Acceleration: *** Location: The Hotring Racer spawns in the corner of the stadium in Los Santos once you complete the Los Santos stadium mission "8-Track". HPV1000 --------- Type: Commercial Speed: **** Handling: *** Cornering: ** Damage: *** Acceleration: *** Location: This police bike is just like a taxi - you can find them anywhere. Press R3 to start the Vigilante missions. You also get to use one in Catalina's mission "Small Town Bank" in the Badlands and "Cop Wheels" for the Casino heist in Las Venturas. Hunter -------- Type: Aircraft Speed: *** Handling: *** Cornering: *** Damage: ** Acceleration: ** Location: First, you need to have bought the abandoned airstrip. When you get all Gold in Pilot School, this will spawn on the helipad. Press R3 to start the Vigilante missions. Huntley -------- Type: SUV Speed: Handling: Cornering: Damage: Acceleration: Location: This car sometimes spawns in the same place as the Hotknife outside Driving School. Hustler --------- Type: 2-door Sedan Speed: Handling: Cornering: Damage: Acceleration: Location: Get your relationship with Denise to 50% and she will give you her keys to this car. Hydra ------- Type: Aircraft Speed: **** Handling: * Cornering: ** Damage: * Acceleration: ** Location: You get to fly one of these during the mission "Vertical Bird". Also spawns on the roof of Sweet's house after completing the game 100%. Infernus ---------- Type: High Performance Sports Car Speed: **** Handling: *** Cornering: *** Damage: ** Acceleration: *** Location: Can be found near Katie's house in San Fierro. Intruder ---------- Type: 4-door Luxury Sedan Speed: Handling: Cornering: Damage: Acceleration: Location: An Intruder can sometimes be found in front of the garage of Madd Dogg's Crib. Thanks to Sherry for this. Jester -------- Type: Street Racer Speed: Handling: Cornering: Damage: Acceleration: Location: Can be found driving around Cranberry Station in San Fierro. Jetmax -------- Type: Boat Speed: *** Handling: *** Cornering: ** Damage: *** Acceleration: ** Location: Spawns outside Boat School after getting all Gold medals. Journey --------- Type: Recreational Speed: ** Handling: ** Cornering: ** Damage: *** Acceleration: ** Location: Can be found driving around Mt. Chiliad or anywhere in the country side. There is also one parked on top of Mt. Chiliad, and several spawn inside Interglobal Studios in Vinewood, Los Santos. Kart ------ Type: Recreational Speed: ** Handling: *** Cornering: **** Damage: ** Acceleration: * Location: You get to drive this Go-Kart during the San Fierro Circuit mission "Go-Go Carting". Spawns outside Madd Dogg's mansion after completing the mission "Cut-Throat Business". Landstalker ------------- Type: SUV Speed: *** Handling: *** Cornering: *** Damage: *** Acceleration: ** Location: A Landstalker can sometimes be found in front of the garage of Madd Dogg's Crib. Thanks to Sherry for this. Launch -------- Type: Boat Speed: *** Handling: *** Cornering: *** Damage: ** Acceleration: ** Location: This is hard to get. You have to enter the restricted naval base in San Fierro. When you first enter the base, 5 stars will immediately appear. Go to the Patriot and look around in the covered areas with water coming in. Most of the time its there. Thanks to rerat for this. Leviathan ----------- Type: Aircraft Speed: Handling: Cornering: Damage: Acceleration: Location: Can be found at Verdant Meadows after you complete "Up, Up, and Away!" Linerunner ------------ Type: Heavy Truck & Utility Speed: ** Handling: ** Cornering: ** Damage: *** Acceleration: * Location: You can find these in any town in the countryside. They are very common. They are also around the Ocean Docks in Los Santos. Lowrider Bike --------------- Type: Bike Speed: **** Handling: *** Cornering: *** Damage: ***** Acceleration: **** Location: Lowrider Bikes occasionally spawn in Ganton, Idlewood, or Glen Park. Thanks to Sherry for this. Majestic ---------- Type: 2-door Sedan Speed: Handling: Cornering: Damage: Acceleration: Location: Parked under the Mulholland Intersection in Los Santos. Manana -------- Type: 2-door Sedan Speed: Handling: Cornering: Damage: Acceleration: Location: You drive a Manana in the mission "Ran Fa Li." Thanks to Sherry for this. Marquis --------- Type: Boat Speed: Handling: Cornering: Damage: Acceleration: Location: Spawns outside Boat School after you get all Bronze medals. Maverick ---------- Type: Aircraft Speed: ** Handling: *** Cornering: **** Damage: ** Acceleration: ** Location: Can be found in the south corner of the Easter Bay Airport in San Fierro. Also found on the helipad in Bayside Marina. Merit ------- Type: 4-door Luxury Sedan Speed: Handling: Cornering: Damage: Acceleration: Location: During the Syndicate mission "555 We Tip", the DA that you have to plant the drugs on is driving one of these. Mesa ------ Type: Recreational Speed: Handling: Cornering: Damage: Acceleration: Location: Parked somewhere on Mt. Chiliad. Moonbeam ---------- Type: Light Truck Speed: Handling: Cornering: Damage: Acceleration: Location: Can be found driving around Kings in San Fierro. Monster --------- Type: Recreational Speed: Handling: Cornering: Damage: Acceleration: Location: The Monster spawns in the corner of the stadium in Los Santos once you complete the Los Santos stadium mission "8-Track", and outside Michelle's garage in Downtown; San Fierro once you start dating her. The monster also spawns in the trailer park just south of the Flint Intersection. Thanks to Jon Wayne for this. Mountain Bike --------------- Type: Bike Speed: Handling: Cornering: Damage: Acceleration: Location: Parked on the peak of Mt. Chiliad. Getting on the bike in this location activates the Chiliad Challenge. Mower ------- Type: Light Truck Speed: Handling: Cornering: Damage: Acceleration: Location: Can be found in one of the neighbourhoods in Vinewood in Los Santos. Mr. Whoopee ------------- Type: Heavy Truck & Utility Speed: Handling: Cornering: Damage: Acceleration: Location: This rare ice-cream van can sometimes be found by doing Firefighter missions. Put the fire out first, and then get into the ice-cream van and take it to your hideout. Mule ------ Type: Heavy Truck & Utility Speed: Handling: Cornering: Damage: Acceleration: Location: Can be found driving around the Ocean Docks in Los Santos. Nebula -------- Type: 4-door Luxury Sedan Speed: *** Handling: *** Cornering: *** Damage: *** Acceleration: ** Location: I found one driving around outside the hospital near Las Venturas Airport. Nevada -------- Type: Aircraft Speed: **** Handling: ** Cornering: **** Damage: * Acceleration: ** Location: Can be found in the San Fierro International Airport. Newsvan --------- Type: Light Truck Speed: Handling: Cornering: Damage: Acceleration: Location: Can be found driving around the Montgomery Intersection. News Chopper -------------- Type: Aircraft Speed: *** Handling: *** Cornering: **** Damage: *** Acceleration: *** Location: You fly a News Chopper in the Airport Checkpoint race "Whirly Bird Waypoint." Thanks to Sherry for this. NRG-500 --------- Type: Bike Speed: ***** Handling: *** Cornering: *** Damage: *** Acceleration: **** Location: Found on the second and top floors of the multi-storey parking lot in East Beach. Also found by the dry dock in San Fierro, near the Import/Export Garage. Getting on the NRG at the dry dock will activate the NRG Challenge. Oceanic --------- Type: 4-door Luxury Sedan Speed: Handling: Cornering: Damage: Acceleration: Location: Found driving along the road that overlooks the ocean near East Beach in Los Santos. Packer -------- Type: Heavy Truck & Utility Speed: Handling: Cornering: Damage: Acceleration: Location: Can usually be found along the freeway or any wide open roads. Patriot --------- Type: SUV Speed: **** Handling: *** Cornering: *** Damage: *** Acceleration: *** Location: Can be found driving around Easter Bay Chemicals in San Fierro and parked inside the No Fly Zone in the desert. PCJ-600 --------- Type: Bike Speed: **** Handling: *** Cornering: *** Damage: *** Acceleration: *** Location: You get to drive this bike during Big Smoke's first mission "OG Loc". Perennial ----------- Type: SUV/Wagon Speed: ** Handling: ** Cornering: ** Damage: *** Acceleration: ** Location: Found in the parking lot of the Santa Maria Beach in Los Santos. Phoenix --------- Type: Muscle Car Speed: Handling: Cornering: Damage: Acceleration: Location: You drive this car during the San Fierro Circuit race "San Fierro Hills". Picador --------- Type: 2-door Sedan Speed: Handling: Cornering: Damage: Acceleration: Location: Found outside Ryder's house in Grove Street in Los Santos. Pizzaboy ---------- Type: Bike Speed: Handling: Cornering: Damage: Acceleration: Location: Sometimes found driving around the Ocean Docks in Los Santos. Predator ---------- Type: Boat Speed: Handling: Cornering: Damage: Acceleration: Location: This vehicle is a bit tricky to get hold of. First you need to get 2 stars, and then be in a boat when the police come after you. When the Predator gets close enough, shoot the cop steering it and jump on board. Police -------- Type: Commercial Speed: **** Handling: **** Cornering: *** Damage: **** Acceleration: *** Location: Can be found pretty much anywhere except in the countryside. Police Maverick ----------------- Type: Aircraft Speed: Handling: Cornering: Damage: Acceleration: Location: I was using a jetpack trying to find the tag locations and when I reached the police department in Los Santos I saw the Police Maverick on top. I think it spawns there from time to time. Thanks to Tom X for this. Pony ------ Type: Light Truck/Van Speed: Handling: Cornering: Damage: Acceleration: Location: Can be found driving around the Ocean Docks in Los Santos. Premier --------- Type: 4-door Luxury Sedan Speed: Handling: Cornering: Damage: Acceleration: Location: The Premier car can be found driving around the Temple Pay and Spray, and near the betting shop in Mulholland. Thanks to Crash_test200 for this. Primo ------- Type: 4-door Luxury Sedan Speed: ** Handling: *** Cornering: ** Damage: *** Acceleration: * Location: Usually found driving around the Easter Bay Airport in San Fierro. Quad ------ Type: Recreational Speed: *** Handling: *** Cornering: *** Damage: ** Acceleration: *** Location: You get to use this vehicle during the Badlands mission "Local Liquor Store" with Catalina. Raindance ----------- Type: Aircraft Speed: ** Handling: *** Cornering: *** Damage: *** Acceleration: ** Location: Can be found in San Fierro International Airport. Rancher --------- Type: SUV Speed: *** Handling: ** Cornering: ** Damage: *** Acceleration: ** Location: Another common vehicle found driving around between Shady Creeks and Flint County. Ranger -------- Type: SUV Speed: Handling: Cornering: Damage: Acceleration: Location: These Police SUVs can be found anywhere in the countryside. Press R3 to start the Vigilante missions. RC Bandit ----------- Type: RC Vehicle Speed: ? Handling: ? Cornering: ? Damage: ? Acceleration: ? Location: Zero drives this car during his final mission "New Model Army". RC Baron ---------- Type: RC Vehicle Speed: ** Handling: * Cornering: ** Damage: * Acceleration: * Location: You drive this plane in Zero's second mission "Supply Lines..." RC Goblin ----------- Type: RC Vehicle Speed: ** Handling: ** Cornering: ** Damage: *** Acceleration: * Location: You pilot this helicopter in Zero's last mission "New Model Army". RC Tiger ---------- Type: RC Vehicle Speed: ? Handling: ? Cornering: ? Damage: ? Acceleration: ? Location: Found in Zero's last mission "New Model Army". You can't drive it though. Reefer -------- Type: Boat Speed: Handling: Cornering: Damage: Acceleration: Location: Can be found in the water around Flint County. Regina -------- Type: SUV Speed: Handling: Cornering: Damage: Acceleration: Location: Can be found driving around Ganton in Los Santos. Remington ----------- Type: Lowrider Speed: Handling: Cornering: Damage: Acceleration: Location: You can find this car parked at Unity Station where the lowrider challenges take place in Los Santos. Rhino ------- Type: Commercial Speed: * Handling: *** Cornering: *** Damage: ***** Acceleration: * Location: The Rhino spawns under the bridge near your house in Los Santos after you complete the game 100%. You can get a rhino tank without completing the game 100%. Go to the restricted area and there is a small section of barbed wire fence that you can break through on the narrowest part (southern end) of the east wall. Break through here and you will see a patriot directly ahead of you. Past that will be a Cargobob helicopter but don't bother with it because you will be shot down immediately. Next to the Cargobob are three large buildings and the rhino is in the last (northern) one. Get in, drive away and save. I should note that the cops and FBI wont follow you into the restricted area and I didn't see any soldiers when I was in there, but the cops were all over me as soon as I went back out in the tank. Thanks to Jon Wayne for this. Roadtrain ----------- Type: Heavy Truck & Utility Speed: Handling: Cornering: Damage: Acceleration: Location: The roadtrain can always be found at the sawmill in Angel Pine. The sawmill is across the street (to the northeast) from the ammunation. There is usually a forklift there also. Thanks to Jon Wayne for this. Romero -------- Type: SUV Speed: Handling: Cornering: Damage: Acceleration: Location: Can be found parked outside the cemetery in Palomino Creek. Rumpo ------- Type: Light Truck/Van Speed: Handling: Cornering: Damage: Acceleration: Location: A Rumpo is usually in the Hunter Quarry parking lot. Thanks to Sherry for this. Rustler --------- Type: Aircraft Speed: Handling: Cornering: Damage: Acceleration: Location: First, you need to have bought the abandoned airstrip. When you get all Bronze medals in Pilot School this will spawn in one of the hangars. Sabre ------- Type: Muscle Car Speed: Handling: Cornering: Damage: Acceleration: Location: Sometimes found near Whetstone or the Back O' Beyond. Sadler -------- Type: Light Truck/Van Speed: Handling: Cornering: Damage: Acceleration: Location: Just north of Verdant meadows (flight school). A Seasparrow and a Tropic is located there as well. Thanks to Tom X for this. Sanchez --------- Type: Bike Speed: **** Handling: *** Cornering: ** Damage: *** Acceleration: *** Location: Can be found in the countryside. Angel Pine, Blueberry and Montgomery. This bike is also used in Big Smoke's third mission "Wrong Side of the Tracks". Sandking ---------- Type: Recreational Speed: Handling: Cornering: Damage: Acceleration: Location: Can be found near "The Big Ear" in Las Venturas. Savanna --------- Type: Lowrider Speed: Handling: Cornering: Damage: Acceleration: Location: You use this car during the "Cesar Vialpando" mission for Sweet. You can keep the car after the mission. Seasparrow ------------ Type: Aircraft Speed: Handling: Cornering: Damage: Acceleration: Location: Securicar ----------- Type: Commercial Speed: ** Handling: ** Cornering: ** Damage: *** Acceleration:* Location: These are rare but you can sometimes find them around the Ocean Docks in Los Santos. Sentinel ---------- Type: 4-door Luxury Sedan Speed: **** Handling: *** Cornering: *** Damage: *** Acceleration: *** Location: Usually parked behind the back of Burger Shot in Verona Beach in Los Santos. Shamal -------- Type: Aircraft Speed: Handling: Cornering: Damage: Acceleration: Location: Can be found inside Las Venturas International Airport. Skimmer --------- Type: Aircraft Speed: Handling: Cornering: Damage: Acceleration: Location: The Skimmer is located in the Sherman Reservoir, which is near the Sherman Dam. That particular river hosts three skimmers, which I could find. One is right beside a Seasparrow. Thanks to Tom X for this. Slamvan --------- Type: Lowrider Speed: Handling: Cornering: Damage: Acceleration: Location: Usually found driving around The Strip. Solair -------- Type: SUV Speed: Handling: Cornering: Damage: Acceleration: Location: Can be found driving around outside the Four Dragons Casino in Las Venturas. Sparrow --------- Type: Aircraft Speed: Handling: Cornering: Damage: Acceleration: Location: After completing all of Madd Dogg's missions, it appears on top of his mansion. Thanks to rerat for this. Speeder --------- Type: Boat Speed: Handling: Cornering: Damage: Acceleration: Location: The speeder is located at the south side of the docks, follow the beach all the way up, at Palisides and Battery Point. Thanks to Chris Fugitt for this. Squalo -------- Type: Boat Speed: Handling: Cornering: Damage: Acceleration: Location: Spawns outside Boat School after getting all Silver medals. Also found in the area under the Garver Bridge. Thanks to Tom X for this. Stafford ---------- Type: 2-door Sedan Speed: Handling: Cornering: Damage: Acceleration: Location: Can be found driving around the Kings area in San Fierro. Stallion ---------- Type: 2-door Sedan Speed: Handling: Cornering: Damage: Acceleration: Location: Usually found in the parking lot opposite Zero's RC shop in San Fierro. Stratum --------- Type: Street Racer Speed: *** Handling: *** Cornering: *** Damage: *** Acceleration: ** Location: Usually found driving around Easter Bay Airport. Stretch --------- Type: 4-door Luxury Sedan Speed: Handling: Cornering: Damage: Acceleration: Location: Parked next to the Pay N' Spray in San Fierro. Stuntplane ------------ Type: Aircraft Speed: Handling: Cornering: Damage: Acceleration: Location: First, you need to have bought the abandoned airstrip. When you get all Silver medals in Pilot School this will spawn in one of the hangars. Sultan -------- Type: Street Racer Speed: Handling: Cornering: Damage: Acceleration: Location: Can be found driving around outside the Four Dragons Casino in Las Venturas. Sunrise --------- Type: 4-door Luxury Sedan Speed: *** Handling: ** Cornering: ** Damage: *** Acceleration: ** Location: Found driving around outside your garage in Doherty; San Fierro. Super GT ---------- Type: High Performance Sports Car Speed: **** Handling: ** Cornering: ** Damage: ** Acceleration: *** Location: This can be found outside the Driving School, once you've got all Bronze medals. S.W.A.T. ---------- Type: Commercial Speed: * Handling: ** Cornering: ** Damage: **** Acceleration: * Location: Can only be found in the last mission of the game "End of the Line". Press L3 to use the water cannon or R3 to start Vigilante. You won't be able to start Vigilante during the mission, though. Sweeper --------- Type: Civil Servant and Transportation Speed: * Handling: **** Cornering: *** Damage: ** Acceleration: * Location: This can be found under the freeway near the Mulholland Intersection. Near where you meet Cesar in "The Green Sabre" mission. Tahoma -------- Type: 4-door Luxury Sedan Speed: Handling: Cornering: Damage: Acceleration: Location: Found in the parking lot of the Santa Maria Beach in Los Santos. The Ballas can also be found driving this car. Tampa ------- Type: 2-door Sedan Speed: Handling: Cornering: Damage: Acceleration: Location: You drive a Tampa in the mission "Yay Ka-Boom-Boom" and there is one at the car dealership in Temple, Los Santos. Thanks to Sherry for this. Tanker -------- Type: Heavy Truck & Utility Speed: ** Handling: *** Cornering: ** Damage: *** Acceleration: ** Location: Found in Catalina's mission "Tanker Commander". After the mission you can do Trucking missions. Taxi ------ Type: Civil Servant and Transportation Speed: *** Handling: *** Cornering: *** Damage: *** Acceleration: *** Location: If you can't find one of these, take the game back. These can be found all over San Andreas. Press R3 to start the Taxi missions. Tornado --------- Type: Lowrider Speed: Handling: Cornering: Damage: Acceleration: Location: The Ballas drive this car during the mission "Drive-Thru" near the beginning of the game. Tow Truck ----------- Type: Civil Servant and Transportation Speed: Handling: Cornering: Damage: Acceleration: Location: Can be found driving around the Ocean Docks. Tractor --------- Type: Heavy Truck & Utility Speed: * Handling: ** Cornering: ** Damage: ** Acceleration: * Location: Another vehicle that's usually found around the countryside. Try looking around Angel Pine. Trashmaster ------------ Type: Civil Servant and Transportation Speed: * Handling: ** Cornering: ** Damage: *** Acceleration: * Location: Trashmasters can be found driving around the Ocean Docks in Los Santos. Tropic -------- Type: Boat Speed: Handling: Cornering: Damage: Acceleration: Location: In the area under the Garver Bridge. I found a Squalo there too. Thanks to Tom X for this. Tug ----- Type: Light Truck Speed: * Handling: * Cornering: ** Damage: ** Acceleration: * Location: Can be found driving around the airports. Turismo --------- Type: High Performance Sports Car Speed: **** Handling: **** Cornering: *** Damage: ** Acceleration: *** Location: Sometimes found driving around The Strip in Las Venturas. Uranus -------- Type: Street Racer Speed: Handling: Cornering: Damage: Acceleration: Location: Once you complete the Wang's Autos asset, this car will spawn on the first floor. Utility Van ------------- Type: Civil Servant and Transportation Speed: ** Handling: ** Cornering: ** Damage: *** Acceleration: * Location: Can be found driving around the Ocean Docks in Los Santos. Vincent --------- Type: 4-door Luxury Sedan Speed: Handling: Cornering: Damage: Acceleration: Location: Can be found parked in the parking lot next to the hospital in San Fierro. Virgo ------- Type: 2-door Sedan Speed: Handling: Cornering: Damage: Acceleration: Location: The Virgo in GTA: San Andreas can be found driving around Downtown Los Santos. I found it while I was looking for the Feltzer. The Virgo is a 2 door sedan. Thanks to j8151 for this. Voodoo -------- Type: Lowrider Speed: **** Handling: *** Cornering: *** Damage: *** Acceleration: *** Location: Near where you take Cesar's "High Stakes, Low Rider" mission, there is a Voodoo parked beside one of the houses in that street. Vortex -------- Type: Recreational Speed: *** Handling: ** Cornering: * Damage: **** Acceleration: ** Location: You can find this driving around the Marina in Los Santos. Walton -------- Type: Light Truck Speed: ** Handling: ** Cornering: ** Damage: *** Acceleration: * Location: Found driving around Whetstone. Washington ------------ Type: 4-door Luxury Sedan Speed: Handling: Cornering: Damage: Acceleration: Location: Spawns outside Mike Toreno's cabin in Tierra Robada in the desert once you start taking missions from him. Wayfarer ---------- Type: Bike Speed: **** Handling: *** Cornering: *** Damage: *** Acceleration: *** Location: This bike can be found driving through the countryside, but it's not very common in the small towns. Willard --------- Type: 4-door Luxury Sedan Speed: Handling: Cornering: Damage: Acceleration: Location: Can be found driving around Los Santos. Windsor --------- Speed: High Performance Sports Car Handling: Cornering: Damage: Acceleration: Location: Usually found driving around the Mulholland Intersection in Los Santos. Yankee -------- Type: Heavy Truck and Utility Speed: Handling: Cornering: Damage: Acceleration: Location: Can be found driving around the Ocean Docks in Los Santos. Yosemite ---------- Type: Light Truck Speed: Handling: Cornering: Damage: Acceleration: Location: Can be found driving around Verdant Bluffs in Los Santos. ZR-350 -------- Type: High Performance Sports Car Speed: **** Handling: *** Cornering: *** Damage: ** Acceleration: *** Location: Usually found driving around the Avispa Bell Country Club or Financial in Downtown; San Fierro. You drive this car during the Badlands mission "Farewell, My Love..." You don't get to keep the car after the race, though. Note: I haven't been able to find any of the vehicles listed below. If anyone knows the location for them, please let me know. - Benson - Previon |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 6. Safehouse Locations (SASAF) | |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| This section is completely different now. Thanks to Menji76 for letting me use his Property List! I won't answer any emails concerning the Properties since its not mine. This whole section is from Menji76. Thanks again! Also note the car numbers that can fit into a garage might be off, since you can do that trick that let's you put more in than it wants you to have in. I put a safe number by it since I have had a lot of my cars vanishing by overstuffing them even though it let me. I will state this in the guide as well. This is how I classify the cities. Los Santos - Area up until the water around it Countryside - Everywhere between Los Santos and San Fierro San Fierro - The City above the Countryside Las Venturas - The Rest of the land not mentioned ---------- LOS SANTOS ---------- The South-Southeast part of the map, anywhere that you can go at the start of the game. I say everything south of the river is part of LOS SANTOS Number of Properties: 8 Number of Bonus Properties: 2 Total Pricing of all Properties: $265,000 Average Price on Property: $33,125 Number of Asset Properties: 2 _________________ PROPERTIES TO BUY _________________ #1 Location: El Corone Price: $10,000 Bonus Features: Two car garage Save: Yes Insides: Yes Upstairs: No Wardrobe Change: Yes Available When: From the start Description: This is your basic property with a garage to store vehicles, be aware that overstuffing these garages can make you cars disappear. #2 Location: Willowfield Price: $10,000 Bonus Features: None Save: Yes Insides: Yes Upstairs: No Wardrobe Change: Yes Available When: From the start Description: These are the real basic properties which allow you to save and change your clothes, pretty pointless really. #3 Location: Jefferson Price: $10,000 Bonus Features: None Save: Yes Insides: Yes Upstairs: No Wardrobe Change: Yes Available When: From the start Description: These are the real basic properties which allow you to save and change your clothes, pretty pointless really. #4 Location: Verona Beach Price: $10,000 Bonus Features: None Save: Yes Insides: Yes Upstairs: No Wardrobe Change: Yes Available When: From the start Description: These are the real basic properties which allow you to save and change your clothes, pretty pointless really. #5 Location: Santa Maria Beach Price: $30,000 Bonus Features: Four Car Garage Save: Yes Insides: Yes Upstairs: No Wardrobe Change: Yes Available When: From the start Description: This is your basic property with a garage to store vehicles, be aware that overstuffing these garages can make you cars disappear. -Note- Four Vehicles The motorcycles are parked behind the cars, their sides parallel to the rear bumpers. To prevent disappearances, the cars should be parked so that when CJ gets out, he actually Ôgets outÕ instead of spawning outside the back of the car. He should also be able to get back in. #6 Location: Palomino Creek Price: $35,000 Bonus Features: Two Car Garage Save: Yes Insides: Yes Upstairs: No Wardrobe Change: Yes Available When: Complete most missions in LS Description: This is your basic property with a garage to store vehicles, be aware that overstuffing these garages can make you cars disappear. #7 Location: Mulholluna Price: $120,000 Bonus Features: Two Car Garage Save: Yes Insides: Yes Upstairs: No Wardrobe Change: Yes Available When: From the start Description: This is your basic property with a garage to store vehicles, be aware that overstuffing these garages can make you cars disappear. #8 Location: Dillimore Price: $40,000 Bonus Features: One Car Garage Save: Yes Insides: Yes Upstairs: No Wardrobe Change: Yes Available When: Complete most missions in LS Description: This is your basic property with a garage to store vehicles, be aware that overstuffing these garages can make you cars disappear. ________________ BONUS PROPERTIES ________________ #1 Location: Your Starting House Price: FREE Bonus Features: Two Car Garage, Video Games, Camera and Spray Can Available Completion Bonuses: Complete the game 100% to unlock the best vehicles and have them spawn here. Save: Yes Insides: Yes Upstairs: Yes Wardrobe Change: Yes Available When: From the start Description: This is you main place in the game, at the end of Los Santos, you will do a lot of turf wars and once those get completed you will start gaining money, but once you leave it goes away. There are also many weapons around and the two car garage you have with your buddies houses right around. Inside you got a video game to place and a camera and spray paint upstairs. #2 Location: Madd Dogg's House Price: FREE Bonus Features: Sparrow above, Video Games X3, Pool, Gym, Health, Armor, Night vision Goggles. Save: Yes Insides: Yes Upstairs: Yes Wardrobe Change: No Available When: Near the end of the game Description: This is one of the places you do in the very last part of the game, you get many missions from here and eventually you can claim it as yours. ________________ ASSET PROPERTIES ________________ #1 Location: The Johnson House How to get it as an Asset: Gain enough respect from taking over gang territories to get it in front of your house. Max amount of money: $10000 (Fast) Description: This is you main place in the game, at the end of Los Santos, you will do a lot of turf wars and once those get completed you will start gaining money, but once you leave it goes away. There are also many weapons around and the two car garage you have with your buddies houses right around. #2 Location: Roboi's Food Mart How to get it as an Asset: Complete the 4 levels of deliveries Max amount of money: $2000 (Slow) Description: In this one you need to deliver various items to customer's to gain control of the food mart where it will start to make some money. I found this on the message boards for the location of this place "hmm, it is in on the very south western edge of Commercial district in Los Santos, you know that curvy road in the very southern part of Los Santos the west of the airport? it is kind of northwest of there" -Just grab the BMX bike From R. here is another way there. "it's located on the most southwest part of Commerce, directly southwest from Pershing Sq. it's on the north side of the block between Conference and City Hall. you can find it on the poster the game comes with because it's the only 24/7 located within Commerce. driving directions: from the main road exiting verdant bluffs: turn left then turn right then left again, you should find the store on the left hand side of the road." ----------- COUNTRYSIDE ----------- Southwest-Central part of the map, all the countryside that has no city. I marked the countryside as any land above the river north of LOS SANTOS. Number of Properties: 3 Number of Bonus Properties: 2 Total Pricing of all Properties: $140,000 Average Price of Property: $46,666 Number of Asset Properties: 1 _________________ PROPERTIES TO BUY _________________ #1 Location: Angel Pine Price: $20,000 Bonus Features: None Save: Yes Insides: Yes Upstairs: No Wardrobe Change: Yes Available When: Complete all LS missions and you will come over here Description: These are the real basic properties which allow you to save and change your clothes, pretty pointless really. #2 Location: Blueberry Price: $20,000 Bonus Features: None Save: Yes Insides: Yes Upstairs: No Wardrobe Change: Yes Available When: Complete all LS missions and you will come over here Description: These are the real basic properties which allow you to save and change your clothes, pretty pointless really. #3 Location: "The Farm" Cult Location Price: $100,000 Bonus Features: Access to farm vehicles and Sanchez Save: Yes Insides: Yes Upstairs: No Wardrobe Change: Yes Available When: Complete all LS missions and you will come over here Description: This farm is secluded from the rest of the cities and you will rarely stop by here. If you happen to then you can take some of the crazy farm vehicles for a spin or grab the Sanchez and air on of the many jumps here. ________________ BONUS PROPERTIES ________________ #1 Info: Catalina's House Location: Fern Ridge Bonus Features: Always a Buffalo car parked by and Shovel opposite Unlocked: She will call after you have completed one of her four robberies she let's you choose from Save: Yes Insides: No Upstairs: No Wardrobe Change: No Available When: Complete her first mission and she will call Description: Catalina will want you to complete the other three robberies she has ready for you. The Buffalo she has parked there is quite fast and is a good choice for the next races you have to do, also note there is a shovel on the opposite side of the house for your use. #2 Info: Trailer Park Location: Angel Pine Bonus Features: Always a Sanchez bike parked by Unlocked: After completing the first part of LOS SANTOS Save: Yes Insides: No Upstairs: No Wardrobe Change: No Available When: Complete all LS missions and you will come over here Description: This becomes your first save house on the new land, Tenpenny tell you to come here and do some favors for him. There's a Sanchez outside and is one of the few save houses for quite some time, if you forget about the one down the street. ________________ ASSET PROPERTIES ________________ #1 Location: RS Haul How to get it as an Asset: Complete level 8 of the trucking missions Available When: Complete the robbery dealing with the trucks Max amount of money: $2000 (Slow) Description: Complete Catalina's mission to steal the truck and then complete all the truck deliveries to unlock this asset property.` ---------- SAN FIERRO ---------- West-Northwest part of the map, everything that is in the area. All properties open up when you can completed Truth's second mission Number of Properties: 6 Number of Bonus Properties: 1 Total Pricing of all Properties: $260,000 Average Price on Property: $43,333 Number of Asset Properties: 4 _________________ PROPERTIES TO BUY _________________ #1 Location: Dohety Price: $20,000 Bonus Features: None Save: Yes Insides: Yes Upstairs: No Wardrobe Change: Yes Available When: Complete Truth's second mission Description: These are the real basic properties which allow you to save and change your clothes, pretty pointless really. #2 Location: Hashbury Price: $40,000 Bonus Features: Three Car Garage Save: Yes Insides: No Upstairs: Yes Wardrobe Change: Yes Available When: Complete Truth's second mission Description: This is your basic property with a garage to store vehicles, be aware that overstuffing these garages can make you cars disappear. #3 Location: Queen's Price: $50,000 Bonus Features: Fortune Car outside Save: Yes Insides: Yes Upstairs: No Wardrobe Change: Yes Available When: Complete Truth's second mission Description: This looks like a great place from the front but it's basically a suite where you get one small room, there is a Fortune outside most of the time that you can "borrow" for a bit. #4 Location: Calton Heights Price: $100,000 Bonus Features: Two Car Garage Save: Yes Insides: Yes Upstairs: No Wardrobe Change: Yes Available When: Complete Truth's second mission Description: This is your basic property with a garage to store vehicles, be aware that overstuffing these garages can make you cars disappear. #5 Location: China Town Price: $20,000 Bonus Features: None Save: Yes Insides: Yes Upstairs: No Wardrobe Change: Yes Available When: Complete Truth's second mission Description: These are the real basic properties which allow you to save and change your clothes, pretty pointless really. #6 Location: Paradiso Price: $20,000 Bonus Features: Two Car Garage Save: Yes Insides: Yes Upstairs: No Wardrobe Change: Yes Available When: Complete Truth's second mission Description: This is your basic property with a garage to store vehicles, be aware that overstuffing these garages can make you cars disappear. There are flowers and a police bribe just south of here. ________________ BONUS PROPERTIES ________________ #1 Location: Dohety (Win from 2nd Race) Price: FREE Bonus Features: Four Car Garage (Missions Available) Save: Yes Insides: No Upstairs: No Wardrobe Change: No Available When: Complete Truth's second mission Description: This is your main hangout when you reach San Fierro, Catalina gives you this deed for winning the race against her and you crew all plans out way to get money, be ready to come back here a lot and do a lot of missions to upgrade this place. Be aware it's not safe to store 4 cars in this garage since they can disappear easily. ________________ ASSET PROPERTIES ________________ #1 Location: Valet Parking (By Big stacked Pizza, NE) How to get it as an Asset: Complete level 5 of the Valet parking missions. Max amount of money: $2000 (Slow) Description: After completing the mission to steal a guy's car. You can return to the Valet Parking where there will be missions to take the cars that come in a park them, complete level 5 to gain this place as an asset. #2 Location: Wang Cars (North of your Garage) How to get it as an Asset: Complete the missions to steal the cars and it becomes available. Max amount of money: $8000 (Medium) Description: I just heard that you need to complete driving school, this makes sense since I went and completed it right when I unlocked it. Also you need to complete most of the San Fierro Missions. #3 Location: RC Toys How to get it as an Asset: Complete all three of Zero's missions Max amount of money: $5000 (Slow) Description: These three missions are completely options and challenging, but if you manage to complete them then you can receive money out here, I myself had very much trouble and can not give my own strategy out simply because I don't know what I did, please consult the boards to get a good strategy. #4 Location: Hippy Shopper How to get it as an Asset: Complete the four levels of deliveries Max amount of money: $2000 (Slow) Description: In this one you need to deliver various items to customer's to gain control of the Hippy Shopper where it will start to make some money. ------------ LAS VENTURAS ------------ North-Northeast part of the map. Anything that can't be accessed until you get the call from Toreno. Number of Properties: 13 Number of Bonus Properties: 2 Total Pricing of all Properties: $314,000 Average Price of Properties: $24,153 Number of Asset Properties: 3 All properties except For; Fort Carson, and both Tierra Robada's are unlocked after completing pilot school, those three are unlocked after Toreno call you and you have access to Las Venturas. _________________ PROPERTIES TO BUY _________________ #1 Location: Fort Carson Price: $30,000 Bonus Features: Car Garage There is also a small set of stairs that leads down to the docks, a speeder usually spawns there so you can take it for a spin. Save: Yes Insides: Yes Upstairs: No Wardrobe Change: Yes Available When: Get a call from the unknown person at the end of SF Description: This is your basic property with a garage to store vehicles, be aware that overstuffing these garages can make you cars disappear. #2 Location: Tierra Robada Price: $20,000 Bonus Features: None Save: Yes Insides: Yes Upstairs: No Wardrobe Change: Yes Available When: Get the call from the unknown person at the end of SF Description: These are the real basic properties which allow you to save and change your clothes, pretty pointless really. #3 Location: Verdant Meadow (Aircraft Graveyard) Price: $80,000 Bonus Features: Pilot School, Spawning PCJ 600 and various other planes and helicopters, Four Car Garage, Hangar up to 50 vechicles (Missions available) Save: Yes Insides: Yes Upstairs: No Wardrobe Change: No Description: After you complete Toreno's first missions at Tierra Robada, he will tell you to buy this abandoned airstrip north of the army base. After you complete some more missions for Toreno you get some from Truth where you can get some cool goodies, and then it will become an asset making money. There is a two car garage and a plane garage right across to store planes, I also heard that you can store cars in that plane garage as well. -Note- Four Vehicles It lets 4 in and I have never had a vehicle disappear (out of 3 different games) I've had everything from bikes and BF Injections to sports cars. Even Rangers/police SUV, and they are known for disappearing. Just my thoughts. #4 Location: Whitewood Estates Price: $30,000 Bonus Features: Two Car Garage Save: Yes Insides: Yes Upstairs: No Wardrobe Change: Yes Available When: Complete Toreno's first set of missions Description: This is your basic property with a garage to store vehicles, be aware that overstuffing these garages can make you cars disappear. #5 Location: Pilson Intersection Price: $50,000 Bonus Features: Three Car Garage Save: Yes Insides: Yes Upstairs: Yes Wardrobe Change: Yes Available When: Complete Toreno's first set of missions Description: This is your basic property with a garage to store vehicles, be aware that overstuffing these garages can make you cars disappear. #6 Location: Redsands West Price: $30,000 Bonus Features: None Save: Yes Insides: Yes Upstairs: No Wardrobe Change: Yes Available When: Complete Toreno's first set of missions Description: These are the real basic properties which allow you to save and change your clothes, pretty pointless really. #7 Location: Old Venturas Strip Price: $6,000 Bonus Features: None Save: Yes Insides: Yes Upstairs: No Wardrobe Change: Yes Available When: Complete Toreno's first set of missions Description: This is a suite that you can buy which is one of the cheapest properties in the game, it's like all the other properties but with no garage and hardly any space, still a good place to save. #8 Location: Rookshore West Price: $20,000 Bonus Features: Two Car Garage Save: Yes Insides: Yes Upstairs: No Wardrobe Change: Yes Available When: Complete Toreno's first set of missions Description: This is your basic property with a garage to store vehicles, be aware that overstuffing these garages can make you cars disappear. #9 Location: Creek Price: $10,000 Bonus Features: None Save: Yes Insides: Yes Upstairs: No Wardrobe Change: Yes Available When: Complete Toreno's first set of missions Description: These are the real basic properties which allow you to save and change your clothes, pretty pointless really. #10 Location: The Clown's Pocket (The Ring Master on fold-out map) Price: $6,000 Bonus Features: None Save: Yes Insides: Yes Upstairs: No Wardrobe Change: Yes Available When: Complete Toreno's first set of missions Description: This is a suite that you can buy which is one of the cheapest properties in the game, it's like all the other properties but with no garage and hardly any space, still a good place to save. #11 Location: The Camel's Toe Price: $6,000 Bonus Features: None Save: Yes Insides: Yes Upstairs: No Wardrobe Change: Yes Available When: Complete Toreno's first set of missions Description: This is a suite that you can buy which is one of the cheapest properties in the game, it's like all the other properties but with no garage and hardly any space, still a good place to save. #12 Location: Pirates in Men's Pants Price: $6,000 Bonus Features: None Save: Yes Insides: Yes Upstairs: No Wardrobe Change: Yes Available When: Complete Toreno's first set of missions Description: This is a suite that you can buy which is one of the cheapest properties in the game, it's like all the other properties but with no garage and hardly any space, still a good place to save. #13 Location: El Quebrados Price: $20,000 Bonus Features: None Save: Yes Insides: Yes Upstairs: No Wardrobe Change: Yes Available When: Complete Toreno's first set of missions Description: These are the real basic properties which allow you to save and change your clothes, pretty pointless really. ________________ BONUS PROPERTIES ________________ #1 Location: Tierra Robada (Toreno will call you) Price: FREE Bonus Features: Spawning Sanchez/Adrimal (Missions available) Complete all Toreno's Missions to unlock: Spawning; Rocket Launcher, Homing Launcher, Mini Gun, and Flame Thrower Save: Yes Insides: No Upstairs: No Wardrobe Change: No Description: After completing the San Fierro missions, you will get a call from a stranger. He tells you to meet him here and you find out that Toreno needs you to do various odd jobs without giving you any explanation, it's all good since he gives you this property and a spawning Sanchez right outside. #2 Location: Four Dragons Casino (The Strip) Price: FREE Bonus Features: Gambling Inside (Missions available) Save: Yes Insides: Yes Upstairs: Yes Wardrobe Change: No Description: This casino opens up when Woozie calls and tells you to come and check the place out. You do a lot of missions here and when you have completed them all you can gain money here. Inside there are slot machines and various card games you can play. Security is tight here and you need to be careful about starting up fights even though this is partially yours. ________________ ASSET PROPERTIES ________________ #1 Location: Airstrip How to get it as an Asset: Complete all of Toreno's/Truth's missions Max amount of money: $10000 (Fast) Description: After you complete Toreno's first missions at Tierra Robada, he will tell you to buy this abandoned airstrip north of the army base. After you complete some more missions for Toreno you get some from Truth where you can get some cool goodies, and then it will become an asset making money. #2 Location: Burger Shot (Redsands East, Las Venturas) How to get it as an Asset: Complete the 4 levels of deliveries. Max amount of money: $2000 (Slow) Description: Head to the Burger Shot in Redsands and you can start some missions where you need to deliver food to people in order to own this particular Burger Shot, this is fairly straightforward but if you need some help check out the Walkthroughs. #3 Location: Hunter Quarry How to get it as an Asset: Complete the missions once it is unlocked Max amount of money: $4000 (Medium) Description: A mission will send you here and when you complete that you can return here to try out the missions. |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 7. New Features (SANEW) | |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| There are loads of new features in San Andreas. Some are needed for 100% completion, some are not. Below are all the new features you can find around San Andreas. I have tried to add as much as information as possible to this section, so I hope it helps. |=============================================================================| | A. Statistics (SASTA) | |=============================================================================| There is now a statistics bar for pretty much everything you do in the game. If you press the L1 Button, a stats screen will come up in the bottom of the screen. +---------------------+ | Respect | <---- You can raise your respect by taking over turf. | Stamina | <---- You can raise your stamina by exercising. | Muscle | <---- You can raise your muscle by working out. | Fat | <---- You can raise your fat by eating a lot. | Sex Appeal | <---- You can raise your sex appeal by dating. +---------------------+ Here's a submitted tip below. To Raise your sex appeal it helps to get a nice expensive car like a Banshee or something that looks expensive in Las Venturas. Get in the car and then get out again. Make sure the vehicle is in good condition. Your sex appeal will take a very large jump. Submitted by Lalamommy808 You also get a statistic for your weapons and driving now. When you start a new game, all the statistics for your weapons are 'Poor', but the more you use them the better you become. Your accuracy and firing skill will improve, and you will be able to get your statistics to Hitman and Gangster levels. When you first start driving a car, your handling and cornering will be poor, however, this will improve the more you drive cars. The same goes for bikes and planes. During the game, you will need to stay healthy if you want to be able to sprint for long periods of time, and be able to climb walls. This can be done by visiting the local gym. While you work out, your muscle stat improves. Then when you can run for long periods of time your stamina stat will improve. Also, now that you can swim you have a lung capacity stat. This can be improved by swimming underwater, but don't stay under there too long, or you will start to lose health if your oxygen meter runs out. You can also raise your lung capacity stat by collecting the oysters spread around San Andreas. |=============================================================================| | B. HUD (SAHUD) | |=============================================================================| The HUD (Heads-Up Display) has been changed quite a bit. There is no longer any hearts or shield icons to represent your health and armour. Your health and armour are now represented by bars. Also, the wanted level stars are gone, they will only appear when you have a wanted level. |=============================================================================| | C. Controls (SACON) | |=============================================================================| The controls are different as well, but not much different from Vice City. L3 now lets you crouch and R1 lets you manually aim at a target. This is good for if you want to kill enemies quicker - you can just aim for their head. You can also walk forward while crouched. |=============================================================================| | D. Working Out (SAWOR) | |=============================================================================| Working out is important if you want to stay strong and healthy. You can go to any gym in San Andreas to work out or learn new fighting moves. Each gym has lots of equipment to help you build your muscles. 1. Ganton Gym ------------- Once you have 25% muscle you'll be able to take part in the Boxing Instructor Challenge. The challenge involves a boxing match against the top boxer of the gym. If you beat him, he will teach you three new moves. 2. Cobra Martial Arts Gym ------------------------- This gym can be found in Doherty once you reach San Fierro. You'll need to beat the martial arts master of this gym. When you beat him, he will teach you three new moves. 3. Below the Belt Gym --------------------- This gym can be found in Redsands East once you reach Las Venturas. You'll need to beat the kick-boxing master of this gym. When you beat him, he will teach you three new moves. |=============================================================================| | E. Clothes (SACLO) | |=============================================================================| Clothes are completely different to how they were in Vice City. You can now customise CJ and dress him up in whatever you think suits him. You should also change clothes often, or pedestrians on the street will start to say that you smell. Wearing different clothes also boosts your respect and sex appeal. Below is all the items of clothing you can buy in San Andreas, how much they cost, and the amount of respect and sex appeal they give. Binco opens up after completion of "Nines and AKs" for Sweet. Locations --------- - Ganton; Los Santos - Juniper Hill; San Fierro - Emerald Isle; Las Venturas - Harry Gold Parkway; Las Venturas +---------+ | Binco | +---------+-------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+ | Item of Clothing | Cost | Respect | Sex Appeal | +-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+ +-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+ | TORSO | | | | +-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+ | White Tank | $10 | 2% | 3% | | Black Tank | $10 | 2% | 3% | | Green Hoody | $45 | 15% | 5% | | White T-Shirt | $15 | 0% | 0% | | L.S. T-Shirt | $10 | 0% | 0% | | Sharps T-Shirt | $20 | 2% | 0% | | Green Shirt | $40 | 15% | 3% | | Checkered Shirt | $20 | 3% | 0% | | Combat Jacket | $30 | 10% | 0% | | Eris T-Shirt | $35 | 15% | 7% | | Eris T-Shirt 2 | $35 | 5% | 7% | | Track Top | $70 | 5% | 9% | +-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+ | LEGS | | | | +-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+ | Black Boxers | $10 | 1% | 1% | | Heart Boxers | $12 | 1% | 2% | | Woodland Camo | $55 | 6% | 1% | | Urban Camo | $55 | 2% | 1% | | Gray Pants | $55 | 0% | 1% | | Olive Pants | $55 | 5% | 1% | | Sweat Pants | $60 | 3% | 2% | | Blue Jeans | $50 | 0% | 0% | | Track Pants | $70 | 5% | 5% | | Beige Pants | $35 | 1% | 0% | | Green Jeans | $60 | 15% | 5% | | Green Track Pants | $40 | 9% | 2% | +-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+ | SHOES | | | | +-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+ | Sandals | $15 | 0% | 0% | | Sandals & Socks | $20 | 0% | 0% | | Flip Flops | $15 | 0% | 0% | | Cowboy Boots | $100 | 1% | 2% | | Hi-Top Kicks | $50 | 2% | 1% | | Hi-Top Sneaks | $100 | 3% | 2% | | Green Low Tops | $50 | 3% | 1% | | Blue Low Tops | $50 | 1% | 1% | | Black Low Tops | $50 | 1% | 1% | +-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+ | CHAINS | | | | +-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+ | Dogtags | $10 | 1% | 0% | | Africa Pendant | $12 | 1% | 1% | +-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+ | WATCHES | | | | +-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+ | Pink Watch | $15 | 0% | 0% | | Yellow Watch | $15 | 0% | 0% | +-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+ | SHADES | | | | +-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+ | Joke Glasses | $10 | 0% | 0% | | Joke Mask | $20 | 0% | 0% | | Eyepatch | $5 | 0% | 0% | | Red Rag | $50 | 1% | 0% | | Blue Rag | $50 | 1% | 0% | | Green Rag | $50 | 2% | 0% | | Black Rag | $50 | 1% | 0% | +-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+ | HATS | | | | +-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+ | Red Rag Back | $25 | 1% | 1% | | Blue Rag Back | $25 | 1% | 1% | | Green Rag Back | $25 | 3% | 2% | | Black Rag Back | $25 | 1% | 1% | | Red Rag Front | $25 | 1% | 1% | | Blue Rag Front | $25 | 1% | 1% | | Green Rag Front | $25 | 1% | 1% | | Black Rag Front | $25 | 3% | 1% | | Watch Cap | $15 | 2% | 0% | | Trucker Hat | $5 | 0% | 0% | | Cowboy Hat | $10 | 0% | 0% | | Leopard Cowboy | $10 | 0% | 0% | +-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+ SubUrban opens up after completion of "Nines and AKs" for Sweet. Locations --------- - Glen Park; Los Santos - Hashbury; San Fierro - Creek; Las Venturas +------------------+ | SubUrban | +------------------+----------------+-------+----------+-------------+ | Item of Clothing | Cost | Respect | Sex Appeal | +-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+ +-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+ | TORSO | | | | +-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+ | White Heat T | $35 | 5% | 0% | | Bobo Ape T | $115 | 17% | 13% | | Red Bobo T | $80 | 12% | 12% | | Base 5 T | $80 | 15% | 12% | | Suburban T | $60 | 15% | 10% | | Mercury Hood | $70 | 15% | 10% | | Base 5 Hood | $105 | 20% | 14% | | Rockstar Hood | $120 | 17% | 15% | | Vest & T-Shirt | $30 | 0% | 0% | | Green Windbreaker | $30 | 13% | 5% | | Black Windbreaker | $30 | 5% | 5% | | Rockstar Sweat | $60 | 10% | 10% | +-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+ | LEGS | | | | +-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+ | Gray Shorts | $30 | 0% | 0% | | Olive Shorts | $30 | 5% | 0% | | Gray Chonglers | $50 | 2% | 1% | | Green Chonglers | $50 | 6% | 0% | | Red Chonglers | $50 | 6% | 2% | | Blue Chonglers | $50 | 2% | 2% | | Green Shorts | $30 | 0% | 5% | | Red Jeans | $60 | 0% | 0% | +-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+ | SHOES | | | | +-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+ | Black Hi-Tops | $55 | 2% | 1% | | Red Hi-Tops | $55 | 2% | 1% | | Orange Hi-Tops | $50 | 2% | 1% | | White Low-Tops | $70 | 2% | 2% | | Gray Low-Tops | $65 | 2% | 1% | | Black Low Tops | $65 | 2% | 2% | | White Hi-Tops | $80 | 3% | 2% | | Strap Sneakers | $80 | 3% | 2% | +-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+ | CHAINS | | | | +-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+ | Silver Cuban | $200 | 2% | 2% | | L.S. Chain | $50 | 2% | 0% | +-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+ | WATCHES | | | | +-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+ | Face Watch | $70 | 1% | 2% | | Face Black | $120 | 2% | 2% | +-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+ | SHADES | | | | +-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+ | Red Tint | $200 | 1% | 1% | | Blue Tint | $220 | 1% | 1% | +-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+ | HATS | | | | +-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+ | Red Cap | $40 | 1% | 0% | | Red Cap (Back) | $40 | 1% | 0% | | Red Cap (Side) | $40 | 1% | 0% | | Red Cap (Tilt) | $40 | 1% | 0% | | Red Cap (Up) | $40 | 1% | 0% | | Blue Cap | $40 | 1% | 0% | | Blue Cap (Back) | $40 | 1% | 0% | | Blue Cap (Side) | $40 | 1% | 0% | | Blue Cap (Tilt) | $40 | 1% | 0% | | Blue Cap (Up) | $40 | 1% | 0% | | Black Skully | $60 | 1% | 0% | | Green Skully | $60 | 3% | 0% | +-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+ ProLaps opens up after completion of "Nines and AKs" for Sweet. Locations --------- - Rodeo; Los Santos +-------------------+ | ProLaps | +-------------------+---------------+-------+----------+-------------+ | Item of Clothing | Cost | Respect | Sex Appeal | +-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+ +-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+ | TORSO | | | | +-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+ | Rimmers Jacket | $150 | 10% | 5% | | R-Star Jacket | $200 | 10% | 5% | | Dribblers Vest | $30 | 7% | 5% | | Saint's Shirt | $30 | 7% | 5% | | 69ers T-Shirt | $50 | 7% | 5% | | ProLaps T-Shirt | $50 | 7% | 10% | | ProLaps Black T | $50 | 7% | 10% | | Bandits Top | $70 | 7% | 5% | | Track Top | $85 | 10% | 15% | | Leisure Top | $30 | 0% | 0% | | Slappers Top | $150 | 5% | 2% | | Baseball T | $80 | 10% | 5% | +-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+ | LEGS | | | | +-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+ | Track Pants | $100 | 5% | 5% | | Black Track Pants | $120 | 5% | 5% | | Blue Track Pants | $140 | 5% | 5% | | Ball Shorts | $60 | 5% | 1% | | Boxing Shorts | $60 | 5% | 1% | | Dribbler Shorts | $60 | 5% | 1% | | Leisure Pants | $50 | 0% | 0% | +-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+ | SHOES | | | | +-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+ | Mid-Top Sneaker | $115 | 5% | 3% | | Black Hi-Tops | $70 | 3% | 2% | | Blue Hi-Tops | $65 | 2% | 2% | | Green Hi-Tops | $60 | 5% | 2% | | Red Sneakers | $80 | 2% | 3% | | Blue Sneakers | $75 | 2% | 2% | | White Sneakers | $70 | 2% | 2% | | White Mid-Tops | $70 | 4% | 2% | | Black Mid-Tops | $70 | 4% | 2% | | Boxing Shoes | $70 | 0% | 0% | +-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+ | CHAINS | | | | +-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+ | Stop Watch | $20 | 0% | 0% | | Saints Chain | $25 | 1% | 0% | +-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+ | WATCHES | | | | +-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+ | ProLaps White | $440 | 0% | 1% | | ProLaps Black | $700 | 1% | 0% | +-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+ | SHADES | | | | +-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+ | Aviators | $150 | 1% | 1% | | Sun Glasses | $150 | 2% | 1% | +-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+ | HATS | | | | +-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+ | Green Cap | $40 | 1% | 0% | | Green Cap (Back) | $40 | 1% | 0% | | Green Cap (Side) | $40 | 1% | 0% | | Green Cap (Tilt) | $40 | 1% | 0% | | Green Cap (Up) | $40 | 1% | 0% | | Boxing Helmet | $80 | 0% | 0% | | Hockey Mask | $40 | 2% | 0% | | Fullface Helmet | $150 | 2% | 1% | | MotoX Helmet | $100 | 0% | 0% | | Helmut | $100 | 1% | 0% | +-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+ Zip opens up when you reach San Fierro. Locations --------- - Downtown; Los Santos - Financial; San Fierro - Emerald Isle; Las Venturas - Starfish Casino; Las Venturas +----------------------+ | Zip | +----------------------+------------+-------+----------+-------------+ | Item of Clothing | Cost | Respect | Sex Appeal | +-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+ +-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+ | TORSO | | | | +-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+ | Blue Hoody | $65 | 5% | 5% | | Black Hoody | $65 | 5% | 5% | | Striped T-Shirt | $10 | 5% | 5% | | Brown Shirt | $40 | 5% | 10% | | Sky Blue Shirt | $40 | 7% | 10% | | Yellow Shirt | $40 | 7% | 10% | | Gray Shirt | $40 | 7% | 10% | | Plaid Shirt | $20 | 3% | 0% | | Cream Logo T | $35 | 0% | 5% | | Gray Logo T | $35 | 0% | 5% | | Jean Jacket | $90 | 10% | 20% | | Bowling Shirt | $70 | 7% | 13% | +-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+ | LEGS | | | | +-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+ | Beige Khakis | $150 | 10% | 7% | | Olive Khakis | $150 | 10% | 7% | | Black Khakis | $150 | 8% | 8% | | Blue Khakis | $150 | 8% | 7% | | Beige Shorts | $80 | 6% | 3% | | Blue Shorts | $80 | 6% | 3% | +-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+ | SHOES | | | | +-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+ | Gray Boots | $125 | 5% | 5% | | Red Boots | $135 | 5% | 5% | | Brown Boots | $115 | 2% | 4% | | Hiking Boots | $110 | 4% | 2% | +-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+ | CHAINS | | | | +-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+ | Leaf Chain | $100 | 2% | 1% | | Gold Chain | $350 | 2% | 2% | +-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+ | WATCHES | | | | +-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+ | Zip Blue | $100 | 2% | 2% | | Zip Gold | $220 | 2% | 22% | +-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+ | SHADES | | | | +-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+ | Black Shades | $100 | 2% | 2% | | Brown Shades | $150 | 2% | 2% | +-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+ | HATS | | | | +-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+ | Black Sun Hat | $20 | 2% | 2% | | Plaid Sun Hat | $20 | 2% | 2% | | Cap | $40 | 1% | 0% | | Cap (Back) | $40 | 1% | 0% | | Cap (Side) | $40 | 1% | 0% | | Cap Tilted | $40 | 1% | 0% | | Cap Rim Up | $40 | 1% | 0% | +-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+ Victim opens up when you reach Las Venturas. Locations --------- - Rodeo; Los Santos - Financial; San Fierro - Creek; Las Venturas +-------------------+ | Victim | +-------------------+---------------+-------+----------+-------------+ | Item of Clothing | Cost | Respect | Sex Appeal | +-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+ +-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+ | TORSO | | | | +-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+ | Hooded Jacket | $75 | 17% | 15% | | Gray Jacket | $1620 | 20% | 25% | | Black Jacket | $300 | 10% | 20% | | Biker Jacket | $320 | 17% | 15% | | Chore Coat | $320 | 15% | 10% | | Hawaiian Shirt | $200 | 7% | 13% | | Blue Hawaiian | $300 | 7% | 13% | | Sports Jacket | $450 | 13% | 7% | | Madd Tagg T | $30 | 5% | 5% | | Green Tagg T | $30 | 5% | 5% | | Loc-Down T | $200 | 5% | 5% | | Loc-Down Vest | $300 | 5% | 5% | +-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+ | LEGS | | | | +-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+ | Leather Pants | $875 | 8% | 8% | | Leather Chaps | $80 | 0% | 0% | | Gray Pants | $800 | 8% | 10% | | Black Pants | $800 | 8% | 10% | | Jean Shorts | $1000 | 9% | 7% | +-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+ | SHOES | | | | +-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+ | Cowboy Boots | $500 | 4% | 5% | | Biker Boots | $145 | 3% | 3% | | Snake Skin | $1000 | 5% | 5% | +-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+ | CHAINS | | | | +-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+ | Silver Chain | $450 | 2% | 1% | | Gold Chain | $550 | 2% | 2% | +-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+ | WATCHES | | | | +-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+ | Gold Gnocchi | $1500 | 1% | 2% | | Silver Gnocchi | $3000 | 2% | 2% | +-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+ | SHADES | | | | +-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+ | Black Shades | $500 | 2% | 2% | | Green Tint | $400 | 2% | 2% | +-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+ | HATS | | | | +-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+ | Red Beret | $900 | 1% | 3% | | Black Beret | $900 | 1% | 3% | | Black Cap | $40 | 2% | 0% | | Black Cap (Back) | $40 | 2% | 0% | | Black Cap (Side) | $40 | 1% | 0% | | Black Cap (Tilt) | $40 | 1% | 0% | | Black Cap (Up) | $40 | 1% | 0% | +-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+ Didier Sachs opens up when you head back to Los Santos. Locations --------- - Rodeo; Los Santos +------------------------+ | Didier Sachs | +------------------------+----------+-------+----------+-------------+ | Item of Clothing | Cost | Respect | Sex Appeal | +-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+ +-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+ | TORSO | | | | +-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+ | Tweed Jacket | $5500 | 25% | 25% | | Red Jacket | $4000 | 23% | 25% | | Blue Jacket | $3000 | 22% | 25% | | Yellow Jacket | $6000 | 25% | 25% | | Tuxedo | $7000 | 20% | 25% | | Green Jacket | $5500 | 25% | 15% | | Letterman Top | $1525 | 15% | 5% | +-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+ | LEGS | | | | +-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+ | Red Pants | $2000 | 9% | 10% | | Blue Pants | $2500 | 9% | 10% | | Yellow Pants | $4000 | 10% | 10% | | Tweed Pants | $3000 | 10% | 10% | | Tuxedo Pants | $3000 | 9% | 10% | | Green Pants | $1500 | 10% | 6% | +-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+ | SHOES | | | | +-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+ | Black Shoes | $2500 | 5% | 5% | | Brown Shoes | $1100 | 4% | 5% | | Spats | $350 | 5% | 5% | +-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+ | CHAINS | | | | +-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+ | Cross Chain | $5000 | 2% | 2% | | Dollar Chain | $2000 | 2% | 2% | +-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+ | WATCHES | | | | +-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+ | Gold Crowex | $8000 | 3% | 3% | | Silver Crowex | $5000 | 3% | 3% | +-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+ | SHADES | | | | +-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+ | Black Shades | $600 | 1% | 2% | | Black Rim | $800 | 2% | 2% | +-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+ | HATS | | | | +-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+ | Dark Trilby | $300 | 3% | 2% | | Light Trilby | $300 | 3% | 2% | | Black Derby | $500 | 1% | 2% | | Red Derby | $600 | 2% | 3% | | Blue Derby | $600 | 2% | 2% | | Yellow Derby | $700 | 3% | 2% | | Green Derby | $550 | 3% | 2% | | Gray Boater | $800 | 3% | 2% | | Black Boater | $700 | 3% | 2% | +-----------------------------------+-------+----------+-------------+ |===========================================================================| | F. Haircuts (SAHAI) | |===========================================================================| You can now get a haircut in San Andreas. There are five barber shops spread around San Andreas, and listed below are the haircuts you can buy, how much they cost, and the amount of respect and sex appeal each one gives. +--------------------------+ | Old Reece's Barber Shop | +--------------------------+--------+-----------+--------------+ | Haircut | Cost | Respect | Sex Appeal | +--------------------------+--------+-----------+--------------+ +--------------------------+--------+-----------+--------------+ | Cesar | $50 | 5% | 15% | | Cesar & 'Stash | $50 | 10% | 10% | | Cesar & Goatee | $100 | 10% | 0% | | Cesar & Beard | $50 | 10% | 10% | | Afro | $150 | 15% | 10% | | Afro & 'Stash | $200 | 20% | 5% | | Afro & Goatee | $300 | 20% | 0% | | Afro & Beard | $250 | 20% | 5% | | Flattop | $500 | 25% | 25% | | Jheri Curl | $350 | 5% | 25% | | Cornrow | $500 | 30% | 30% | | High Fade | $150 | 20% | 20% | +--------------------------+--------+-----------+--------------+ +--------------------------+ | Barber Shop | +--------------------------+--------+-----------+--------------+ | Haircut | Cost | Respect | Sex Appeal | +--------------------------+--------+-----------+--------------+ +--------------------------+--------+-----------+--------------+ | Cesar | $50 | 5% | 15% | | Red Hair | $200 | 10% | 0% | | Blue Hair | $200 | 10% | 0% | | Green Hair | $200 | 20% | 0% | | Bald Head | $10 | 10% | 20% | | Bald & 'Stash | $25 | 15% | 15% | | Bald & Goatee | $25 | 15% | 10% | | Bald & Beard | $50 | 15% | 15% | | Slope | $200 | 20% | 10% | | Mohawk & Beard | $250 | 10% | 0% | | Elvis Hair | $1000 | 0% | 0% | +--------------------------+--------+-----------+--------------+ +--------------------------+ | Barber Salon | +--------------------------+--------+-----------+--------------+ | Haircut | Cost | Respect | Sex Appeal | +--------------------------+--------+-----------+--------------+ +--------------------------+--------+-----------+--------------+ | Cesar | $50 | 5% | 15% | | Blonde Hair | $50 | 0% | 15% | | Pink Hair | $200 | 0% | 0% | | Blonde Afro | $300 | 15% | 15% | | Blonde Cornrow | $550 | 30% | 30% | | High Afro | $150 | 15% | 0% | | Wedge | $150 | 20% | 20% | | Detail Cut | $400 | 25% | 30% | | Groove Cut | $500 | 30% | 30% | | Mohawk | $200 | 20% | 10% | | Blonde Mohawk | $250 | 10% | 15% | | Pink Mohawk | $400 | 0% | 0% | +--------------------------+--------+-----------+--------------+ +--------------------------+ | Barber's Pole | +--------------------------+--------+-----------+--------------+ | Haircut | Cost | Respect | Sex Appeal | +--------------------------+--------+-----------+--------------+ +--------------------------+--------+-----------+--------------+ | Cesar | $50 | 5% | 15% | | Blonde Hair | $50 | 0% | 15% | | Pink Hair | $200 | 0% | 0% | | Blonde Afro | $300 | 15% | 15% | | Blonde Cornrow | $550 | 30% | 30% | | High Afro | $150 | 15% | 0% | | Wedge | $150 | 20% | 20% | | Detail Cut | $400 | 25% | 30% | | Groove Cut | $500 | 30% | 30% | | Mohawk | $200 | 20% | 10% | | Blonde Mohawk | $250 | 10% | 15% | | Pink Mohawk | $400 | 0% | 0% | +--------------------------+--------+-----------+--------------+ +-------------------------------+ | Gay Gordo's Bouffant Boutique | +-------------------------------+--------+-----------+--------------+ | Haircut | Cost | Respect | Sex Appeal | +-------------------------------+--------+-----------+--------------+ +-------------------------------+--------+-----------+--------------+ | Cesar | $50 | 5% | 15% | | Blonde Hair | $50 | 0% | 15% | | Pink Hair | $200 | 0% | 0% | | Blonde Afro | $300 | 15% | 15% | | Blonde Cornrow | $550 | 30% | 30% | | High Afro | $150 | 15% | 0% | | Wedge | $150 | 20% | 20% | | Detail Cut | $400 | 25% | 30% | | Groove Cut | $500 | 30% | 30% | | Mohawk | $200 | 20% | 10% | | Blonde Mohawk | $250 | 10% | 15% | | Pink Mohawk | $400 | 0% | 0% | +-------------------------------+--------+-----------+--------------+ |=============================================================================| | G. Tattoos (SATAT) | |=============================================================================| You can now buy a number of tattoos in San Andreas that boost your respect and sex appeal. There are three tattoo parlours in San Andreas, and below I have listed what tattoos you can buy. +----------------------+-------+----------+--------------+ | Tattoo | Cost | Respect | Sex Appeal | +----------------------+-------+----------+--------------+ | Upper Left Arm | | | | +----------------------+-------+----------+--------------+ | Nation | $40 | 2% | 2% | | Grove | $40 | 2% | 2% | +----------------------+-------+----------+--------------+ | Lower Left Arm | | | | +----------------------+-------+----------+--------------+ | Gun | $50 | 2% | 2% | +----------------------+-------+----------+--------------+ | Upper Right Arm | | | | +----------------------+-------+----------+--------------+ | Africa | $90 | 2% | 2% | | Cross | $70 | 2% | 2% | +----------------------+-------+----------+--------------+ | Back | | | | +----------------------+-------+----------+--------------+ | Grove St. | $150 | 3% | 3% | | Westside | $200 | 3% | 3% | | Los Santos | $150 | 3% | 3% | | Gun | $450 | 3% | 3% | +----------------------+-------+----------+--------------+ | Left Chest | | | | +----------------------+-------+----------+--------------+ | Gun | $50 | 2% | 2% | | Bullet | $90 | 2% | 1% | +----------------------+-------+----------+--------------+ | Right Chest | | | | +----------------------+-------+----------+--------------+ | Los Santos | $80 | 2% | 2% | | Los Santos | $45 | 2% | 2% | | Los Santos | $50 | 2% | 2% | | Los Santos | $100 | 2% | 2% | | Los Santos | $65 | 2% | 2% | +----------------------+-------+----------+--------------+ | Stomach | | | | +----------------------+-------+----------+--------------+ | Grove | $75 | 2% | 2% | | Grove | $125 | 2% | 2% | | Grove | $100 | 2% | 2% | +----------------------+-------+----------+--------------+ | Lower Back | | | | +----------------------+-------+----------+--------------+ | Angel | $450 | 3% | 3% | | Dagger | $350 | 3% | 3% | +----------------------+-------+----------+--------------+ |=============================================================================| | H. Girlfriends (SAGIR) | |=============================================================================| Another new feature is that you can now take girlfriends out on dates and if you do well enough, you will get certain rewards. Flowers and certain items can be used as gifts to give to your girlfriend on a date. When she accepts them, press the L1 button while facing your girlfriend to kiss. Below, is all the info you will need to know about girlfriends. Denise Robinson --------------- You can date Denise after completing the "Burning Desires" mission for Frank Tenpenny in Los Santos. She can be found just down the road from your house in Ganton by following the heart icon on the radar. Times Available --------------- - 00:00 - 06:00 - 16:00 - 00:00 Dating Requirements ------------------- - 25%+ Sex Appeal Dating Information ------------------ The Ten Green Bottles bar down the road from your house in Ganton is where you should take Denise on a date, as she seems to like that area the most. She doesn't like it if you take her to diners, so avoid them. On certain dates, Denise will want to do drive-bys for fun. Just drive past rival gangs on the street and let Denise fire at them. When you get your relationship to about 45% Denise will invite you in for "coffee". Rewards ------- When you get your relationship to 50% Denise will give you the keys to her car, a green Hustler. When you get your relationship to 100% you will receive a light blue Pimp Suit, which can be found at your hideout. Michelle Cannes --------------- You can find Michelle at the Driving School in Doherty by following the red 'S' icon on your radar. Head inside the driving school and talk to Michelle. She will only talk to you if you have about 50% fat. After that she can be found at her garage in Downtown by following the red heart icon. Times Available --------------- - 00:00 - 12:00 Dating Requirements ------------------- - 50%+ Fat - 50%+ Sex Appeal Dating Information ------------------ You should take Michelle to Misty's which is in Garcia. On certain dates, Michelle will ask to drive. She will get in your car and drive around the area. All you can do is change the radio station. Eventually she will drive back home. On other dates, Michelle will sometime ask you to take her for a drive. This involves driving around San Fierro at a high speed. You need to fill up the bar in the corner of the screen. When you fill it up, you will have to drive Michelle home. Michelle will invite you in for "coffee" when your relationship reaches about 40% Rewards ------- While you are dating Michelle, you can use the garage next to her house for a free car repair. When your relationship reaches 50% Michelle will give you the keys to her car, which is the Monster parked next to the garage. When your relationship reaches 100% Michelle will give you a Racing Suit, which can be found at your hideout. Helena Wankstein ---------------- You can find Helena on the roof of the building beside Ammu-Nation in Blueberry. She is shooting at targets there and is indicated by a blue arrow above her head. After you talk to her she can be found on a farm in Flint Range, which is just north of Back O' Beyond. Times Available --------------- - 08:00 - 12:00 Dating Requirements ------------------- - 20%- Fat - 20%- Muscle - 75%+ Sex Appeal Dating Information ------------------ You should take Helena to restaurant in Rodeo, as its the closest one and easiest to get to. When she wants to go dancing, it's a bit tricky, since you are between Los Santos and San Fierro, and both clubs are quite far away, so take her to any one. On certain dates, Helena will just want you to drive around. This is easy, as you can just drive across the meadows and fields that surround her farm, but go at a normal speed. Helena will invite you in for "coffee" when your relationship reaches about 75%. Rewards ------- While you are dating Helena, there is a Flamethrower, a Chainsaw, a Pistol, and Molotov Cocktails available in the tool shed opposite her farm. When your relationship reaches 50%, Helena will give you the keys to her Bandito. When your relationship reaches 100%, Helena will give you Rural Clothes, which can be found at your hideout. Katie Zhan ---------- Katie can first be found in the northeast section of the Avispa Country Club. She is practicing aerobics on a small hill. Talk to her to get her to date you. After that, she can be found at her house in Paradiso. Times Available --------------- - 12:00 - 00:00 Dating Requirements ------------------- - 75%+ Muscle - 75%+ Sex Appeal Dating Information ------------------ Katie likes the diners around Paradiso, and since they're the closest, this date is pretty easy. When she wants to go dancing, take her to the Gaydar Station club in Queens. On certain dates, Katie will just want to go for a drive, and a fun bar will appear in the corner of the screen. Just drive normally to fill the fun bar up, there is no need to speed down the road. When your relationship reaches about 50%, Katie will invite you in for "coffee". Rewards ------- While you are dating Katie, whenever you are wasted, you will reappear outside her house with all your weapons. When your relationship reaches 50%, Katie will give you the keys to her white Romero. When your relationship reaches 100%, Katie will give you a Medic Uniform. Barbara Schternvart ------------------- Barbara is a cop who can be found outside the police station in El Quebrados. After that she will always be there, you never find out where she lives. Even though she is a cop, she will not care if you get a wanted level. Times Available --------------- - 00:00 - 06:00 - 16:00 - 00:00 Dating Requirements ------------------- - 50%+ Fat - 75%+ Sex Appeal Dating Information ------------------ On a dinner date, take Barbara to the nearby diner. On certain dates, Barbara will want to go dancing. This is tricky, since El Quebrados is a small town out in the desert and there are no nearby dance clubs. You'll have to go to a club in either San Fierro or Las Venturas. Occasionally, Barbara will just want to go for a drive. Since she's a cop, she's against high speeds, and will prefer it if you drive slowly. You can just drive her around El Quebrados. When your relationship reaches between 50 - 60%, Barbara will invite you in for "coffee". Rewards ------- While you are dating Barbara, when you are busted, you will not lose any money when you reappear outside the police station. When your relationship with Barbara reaches around 50%, she will give you the keys to her Ranger, a police SUV. When your relationship reaches 100%, you will receive a Cop Outfit. Millie Perkins -------------- You first meet Millie during the mission "Key to Her Heart" for the Heist missions in Las Venturas. After that she can be found at her house in Prickle Pine. Times Available --------------- - 12:00 - 22:00 Dating Requirements ------------------- - None Dating Information ------------------ Millie likes either the Crow Bar in Old Venturas Strip, or the restaurant near Prickle Pine, so take her to either one of those. On certain dates, Millie will want to go dancing, so take her to the Camel's Toe. If you turn up at Millie's house in the gimp suit and with a dildo, she will invite you straight in for "coffee". This is good way to raise your relationship progress as it will go up by about 10% every time. If you stick with regular dates, Millie will invite you in for "coffee" when your relationship reaches between 30 and 40%. Rewards ------- Once you complete the mission "Key to Her Heart", the Gimp Suit will become available. While you are dating Millie, when your relationship reaches around 30-35%, Millie will call you and tell you that can come by her house and pick up the keycard needed for the casino heist. Another way is that you turn up in the gimp suit and the dildo for about 2 or 3 dates, and your relationship progress will go up quite fast, or you can just kill Millie on the first date. If you do this, you will get a call from Woozie who finds out what happens, and then tells you to break into her house instead. When your relationship with Millie reaches about 50%, Millie will give you the keys to her Club parked out side her house. You get nothing when your relationship reaches 100%. |=============================================================================| | I. Car Modifications (SACAR) | |=============================================================================| |=============================================================================| | I1. Loco Low Co. (SALOC) | |=============================================================================| Loco Low Co. opens up after you complete the "Cesar Vialpando" mission for Sweet. Locations --------- - Willowfield; Los Santos +-----------------------+ | Loco Low Co. | +-----------------------+---------+-------------------------------------------+ | Modification | Cost | Vehicles | +-----------------------+---------+-------------------------------------------+ | PAINT JOBS | | | +-----------------------+---------+-------------------------------------------+ | Paint Job 1 | $500 | Remington; Savanna; Slamvan | | Paint Job 2 | $500 | Savanna; Slamvan | | Paint Job 3 | $500 | Slamvan | +-----------------------+---------+-------------------------------------------+ | COLOURS | | | +-----------------------+---------+-------------------------------------------+ | Colour 1 | $150 | All Lowriders | | Colour 2 (Interior) | $150 | Broadway; Savanna; Tornado | +-----------------------+---------+-------------------------------------------+ | ROOF | | | +-----------------------+---------+-------------------------------------------+ | Vinyl Hardtop | $3340 | Blade | | Convertible Roof | $3250 | Blade | | Hardtop | $3380 | Savanna | | Softtop | $3290 | Savanna | | Roof 1 | $3000 | Broadway | | Roof 2 | $2000 | Broadway | +-----------------------+---------+-------------------------------------------+ | FRONT BUMPER | | | +-----------------------+---------+-------------------------------------------+ | Chromer Bumper | $1000 | All Lowriders (Voodoo = $2200) | | Slammin' Bumper | $900 | All Lowriders (Voodoo = $2180) | +-----------------------+---------+-------------------------------------------+ | REAR BUMPER | | | +-----------------------+---------+-------------------------------------------+ | Blade Rear Bumper | $2150 | Blade | | Chromer Bumper | $500 | All Lowriders (Voodoo = $2130) | | Slammin' Bumper | $500 | All Lowriders (Voodoo/Blade = $2095) | +-----------------------+---------+-------------------------------------------+ | EXHAUSTS | | | +-----------------------+---------+-------------------------------------------+ | Chromer | $500 | All Lowriders (Voodoo = $3340) | | Slammin | $500 | All Lowriders (Voodoo = $3250) | +-----------------------+---------+-------------------------------------------+ | SIDE SKIRTS | | | +-----------------------+---------+-------------------------------------------+ | Wing | $800 | Tornado | | Chrome Strips | $780 | Blade; Broadway; Savanna | | Chrome Arches (Flame) | $780 | Remington | | Chrome Arches (Cover) | $780 | Remington | | Chrome Trim | $780 | Slamvan | | Wheelcovers | $940 | Slamvan | +-----------------------+---------+-------------------------------------------+ | OTHER | | | +-----------------------+---------+-------------------------------------------+ | Twin Seats | $940 | Blade; Savanna | | Double Seats | $860 | Blade; Savanna | | Chrome Grill (Skull) | $940 | Remington | | Chrome Bars | $860 | Remington | | Chrome Lights | $1120 | Remington | | Front Bullbars 1 | $2130 | Slamvan | | Front Bullbars 2 | $2050 | Slamvan | | Rear Bullbars 1 | $1610 | Slamvan | | Rear Bullbars 2 | $1540 | Slamvan | +-----------------------+---------+-------------------------------------------+ | WHEELS | | | +-----------------------+---------+-------------------------------------------+ | Classic | $1620 | All Lowriders except Voodoo | | Dollar | $1560 | All Lowriders except Voodoo | | Twist | $1200 | All Lowriders | | Wires | $1560 | All Lowriders | | Trance | $1350 | All Lowriders except Voodoo | | Cutter | $1030 | All Lowriders except Voodoo | | Rimshine | $980 | All Lowriders except Voodoo | | Virtual | $620 | All Lowriders | | Access | $1140 | All Lowriders | +-----------------------+---------+-------------------------------------------+ | CAR STEREO | | | +-----------------------+---------+-------------------------------------------+ | Bass Boost | $100 | All Lowriders | | Hydraulics | $1500 | All Lowriders | +-----------------------+---------+-------------------------------------------+ | NITRO | | | +-----------------------+---------+-------------------------------------------+ | 2x Nitrous | $200 | All Lowriders | | 5x Nitrous | $500 | All Lowriders | | 10x Nitrous | $1000 | All Lowriders | +-----------------------+---------+-------------------------------------------+ |=============================================================================| | I2. Wheel Arch Angels (SAWHE) | |=============================================================================| Wheel Arch Angels opens up after you complete the "Test Drive" mission for Cesar. You first need to get at least all bronze in driving school, and then you'll get a call from Jethro. This allows you to purchase Wangs Autos where you can take missions from Cesar. Locations --------- Ocean Flats; San Fierro +-----------------------+ | Wheel Arch Angels | +-----------------------+--------------+--------------------------------------+ | Modification | Cost | Vehicles | +-----------------------+--------------+--------------------------------------+ | PAINT JOBS | | | +-----------------------+--------------+--------------------------------------+ | Paint Job 1 | $500 | All Street Racers | | Paint Job 2 | $500 | Jester; Stratum; Sultan; Uranus | | Paint Job 3 | $500 | Jester; Stratum; Sultan; Uranus | +-----------------------+--------------+--------------------------------------+ | COLOURS | | | +-----------------------+--------------+--------------------------------------+ | Colour 1 | $150 | All Street Racers | +-----------------------+--------------+--------------------------------------+ | EXHAUSTS | | | +-----------------------+--------------+--------------------------------------+ | Alien Exhaust | $710-$850 | All Street Racers | | X-Flow Exhaust | $510-$750 | All Street Racers | +-----------------------+--------------+--------------------------------------+ | FRONT BUMPER | | | +-----------------------+--------------+--------------------------------------+ | Alien Front Bumper | $930-$1090 | All Street Racers | | X-Flow Front Bumper | $840-$950 | All Street Racers | +-----------------------+--------------+--------------------------------------+ | REAR BUMPER | | | +-----------------------+--------------+--------------------------------------+ | Alien Rear Bumper | $950-$1200 | All Street Racers | | X-Flow Bumper | $510-$950 | All Street Racers | +-----------------------+--------------+--------------------------------------+ | ROOF | | | +-----------------------+--------------+--------------------------------------+ | Alien Roof Vent | $150-$250 | All Street Racers | | X-Flow Roof Vent | $100-$200 | All Street Racers | +-----------------------+--------------+--------------------------------------+ | SPOILERS | | | +-----------------------+--------------+--------------------------------------+ | Alien Spoilers | $550-$810 | All Street Racers | | X-Flow Spoilers | $450-$620 | All Street Racers | +-----------------------+--------------+--------------------------------------+ | SIDE SKIRTS | | | +-----------------------+--------------+--------------------------------------+ | Alien Side Skirts | $450-$670 | All Street Racers | | X-Flow Side Skirts | $350-$530 | All Street Racers | +-----------------------+--------------+--------------------------------------+ | WHEELS | | | +-----------------------+--------------+--------------------------------------+ | Cutter | $1030 | All Street Racers | | Rimshine | $980 | All Street Racers | | Mega | $1030 | All Street Racers | | Grove | $1230 | All Street Racers | | Switch | $900 | All Street Racers | | Shadow | $1100 | All Street Racers | | Classic | $1620 | All Street Racers | | Dollar | $1560 | All Street Racers | | Import | $820 | All Street Racers | | Atomic | $770 | All Street Racers | +-----------------------+--------------+--------------------------------------+ | CAR STEREO | | | +-----------------------+--------------+--------------------------------------+ | Bass Boost | $100 | All Street Racers | +-----------------------+--------------+--------------------------------------+ | HYDRAULICS | | | +-----------------------+--------------+--------------------------------------+ | Hydraulics | $1500 | All Street Racers | +-----------------------+--------------+--------------------------------------+ | NITRO | | | +-----------------------+--------------+--------------------------------------+ | 2x Nitrous | $200 | All Street Racers | | 5x Nitrous | $500 | All Street Racers | | 10x Nitrous | $1000 | All Street Racers | +-----------------------+--------------+--------------------------------------+ |=============================================================================| | I3. TransFenders (SATRA) | |=============================================================================| There are three TransFenders shops available around San Andreas, and each one opens up when you reach that particular city. For example, the San Fierro Trans Fenders will not be open until you actually access San Fierro. You can mod over 60 vehicles at TransFenders. Locations --------- Temple; Los Santos Doherty; San Fierro Come-A-Lot; Las Venturas +====================+ | Temple; Los Santos | +====================+ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- +=========+ | Admiral | +=========+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $200 | | 5x Nitrous | $500 | | 10x Nitrous | $1000 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $820 | | Atomic Wheels | $770 | | Ahab Wheels | $1000 | | Virtual Wheels | $620 | | Access Wheels | $1140 | | Off-Road Wheels | $1000 | | Mega Wheels | $1030 | | Grove Wheels | $1230 | | Twist Wheels | $1200 | | Wires Wheels | $1560 | +----------------------------+-------+ | CAR STEREO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Bass Boost | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1500 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +=======+ | Alpha | +=======+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $200 | | 5x Nitrous | $500 | | 10x Nitrous | $1000 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $820 | | Atomic Wheels | $770 | | Ahab Wheels | $1000 | | Virtual Wheels | $620 | | Access Wheels | $1140 | | Off-Road Wheels | $1000 | | Mega Wheels | $1030 | | Grove Wheels | $1230 | | Twist Wheels | $1200 | | Wires Wheels | $1560 | +----------------------------+-------+ | CAR STEREO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Bass Boost | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1500 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +=========+ | Banshee | +=========+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | | Car Colour 2 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $200 | | 5x Nitrous | $500 | | 10x Nitrous | $1000 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $820 | | Atomic Wheels | $770 | | Ahab Wheels | $1000 | | Virtual Wheels | $620 | | Access Wheels | $1140 | | Off-Road Wheels | $1000 | | Mega Wheels | $1030 | | Grove Wheels | $1230 | | Twist Wheels | $1200 | | Wires Wheels | $1560 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1500 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +================+ | Blista Compact | +================+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | | Car Colour 2 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HOOD | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Race Scoop Hood | $220 | +----------------------------+-------+ | VENTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Oval Hood Vent | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | EXHAUSTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Large Exhaust | $250 | | Twin Exhaust | $300 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $200 | | 5x Nitrous | $500 | | 10x Nitrous | $1000 | +----------------------------+-------+ | ROOF | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Roof Scoop | $80 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SPOILERS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Win Spoilers | $550 | | Drag Spoilers | $200 | | Fury Spoilers | $350 | | Alpha Spoilers | $250 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SIDE SKIRTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Side Skirt | $500 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $820 | | Atomic Wheels | $770 | | Ahab Wheels | $1000 | | Virtual Wheels | $620 | | Access Wheels | $1140 | | Off-Road Wheels | $1000 | | Mega Wheels | $1030 | | Grove Wheels | $1230 | | Twist Wheels | $1200 | | Wires Wheels | $1560 | +----------------------------+-------+ | CAR STEREO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Bass Boost | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1500 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +========+ | Bobcat | +========+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | | Car Colour 2 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | EXHAUSTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Large Exhaust | $250 | | Medium Exhaust | $200 | | Twin Exhaust | $300 | +----------------------------+-------+ | LIGHTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Round Fog Lamp Lights | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $200 | | 5x Nitrous | $500 | | 10x Nitrous | $1000 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SIDE SKIRTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Side Skirt | $500 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $820 | | Atomic Wheels | $770 | | Ahab Wheels | $1000 | | Virtual Wheels | $620 | | Access Wheels | $1140 | | Off-Road Wheels | $1000 | | Mega Wheels | $1030 | | Grove Wheels | $1230 | | Twist Wheels | $1200 | | Wires Wheels | $1560 | +----------------------------+-------+ | CAR STEREO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Bass Boost | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1500 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +=========+ | Bravura | +=========+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HOOD | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Fury Scoop Hood | $150 | | Champ Scoop Hood | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | VENTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Oval Hood Vent | $150 | | Square Hood Vent | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | EXHAUSTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Large Exhaust | $250 | | Twin Exhaust | $300 | +----------------------------+-------+ | LIGHTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Round Fog Lamp Lights | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $200 | | 5x Nitrous | $500 | | 10x Nitrous | $1000 | +----------------------------+-------+ | ROOF | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Roof Scoop | $80 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SPOILERS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Win Spoilers | $550 | | Alpha Spoilers | $250 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SIDE SKIRT | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Side Skirt | $500 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $820 | | Atomic Wheels | $770 | | Ahab Wheels | $1000 | | Virtual Wheels | $620 | | Access Wheels | $1140 | | Off-Road Wheels | $1000 | | Mega Wheels | $1030 | | Grove Wheels | $1230 | | Twist Wheels | $1200 | | Wires Wheels | $1560 | +----------------------------+-------+ | CAR STEREO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Bass Boost | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1500 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +===========+ | Buccaneer | +===========+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HOOD | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Fury Scoop | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | VENTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Oval Hood Vent | $150 | | Square Hood Vent | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | EXHAUSTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Large Exhaust | $250 | | Upswept Exhaust | $350 | +----------------------------+-------+ | LIGHTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Round Fog Lamp | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $200 | | 5x Nitrous | $500 | | 10x Nitrous | $1000 | +----------------------------+-------+ | ROOF | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Roof Scoop | $80 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SPOILERS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Win Spoilers | $550 | | Fury Spoilers | $350 | | Alpha Spoilers | $250 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SIDE SKIRTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Side Skirt | $500 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $820 | | Atomic Wheels | $770 | | Ahab Wheels | $1000 | | Virtual Wheels | $620 | | Access Wheels | $1140 | | Off-Road Wheels | $1000 | | Mega Wheels | $1030 | | Grove Wheels | $1230 | | Twist Wheels | $1200 | | Wires Wheels | $1560 | +----------------------------+-------+ | CAR STEREO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Bass Boost | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1500 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +=========+ | Buffalo | +=========+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $200 | | 10x Nitrous | $1000 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $820 | | Atomic Wheels | $770 | | Ahab Wheels | $1000 | | Virtual Wheels | $620 | | Access Wheels | $1140 | | Off-Road Wheels | $1000 | | Mega Wheels | $1030 | | Grove Wheels | $1230 | | Twist Wheels | $1200 | | Wires Wheels | $1560 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1500 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +========+ | Bullet | +========+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $200 | | 5x Nitrous | $500 | | 10x Nitrous | $1000 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $820 | | Atomic Wheels | $770 | | Ahab Wheels | $1000 | | Virtual Wheels | $620 | | Access Wheels | $1140 | | Off-Road Wheels | $1000 | | Mega Wheels | $1030 | | Grove Wheels | $1230 | | Twist Wheels | $1200 | | Wires Wheels | $1560 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1500 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +========+ | Cabbie | +========+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $200 | | 5x Nitrous | $500 | | 10x Nitrous | $1000 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $820 | | Atomic Wheels | $770 | | Ahab Wheels | $1000 | | Virtual Wheels | $620 | | Access Wheels | $1140 | | Off-Road Wheels | $1000 | | Mega Wheels | $1030 | | Grove Wheels | $1230 | | Twist Wheels | $1200 | | Wires Wheels | $1560 | +----------------------------+-------+ | CAR STEREO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Bass Boost | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1500 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +=========+ | Cadrona | +=========+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | EXHAUSTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Large Exhaust | $250 | | Medium Exhaust | $200 | | Upswept Exhaust | $350 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $200 | | 5x Nitrous | $500 | | 10x Nitrous | $1000 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SPOILERS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Win Spoiler | $550 | | Champ Spoiler | $400 | | Race Spoiler | $500 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SIDE SKIRTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Side Skirts | $500 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $820 | | Atomic Wheels | $770 | | Ahab Wheels | $1000 | | Virtual Wheels | $620 | | Access Wheels | $1140 | | Off-Road Wheels | $1000 | | Mega Wheels | $1030 | | Grove Wheels | $1230 | | Twist Wheels | $1200 | | Wires Wheels | $1560 | +----------------------------+-------+ | CAR STEREO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Bass Boost | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1500 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +=========+ | Cheetah | +=========+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | EXHAUSTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Twin Exhaust | $300 | | Upswept Exhaust | $350 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $200 | | 5x Nitrous | $500 | | 10x Nitrous | $1000 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SPOILERS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Win Spoiler | $550 | | Fury Spoiler | $350 | | Alpha Spoiler | $250 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SIDE SKIRTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Side Skirts | $500 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $820 | | Atomic Wheels | $770 | | Ahab Wheels | $1000 | | Virtual Wheels | $620 | | Access Wheels | $1140 | | Off-Road Wheels | $1000 | | Mega Wheels | $1030 | | Grove Wheels | $1230 | | Twist Wheels | $1200 | | Wires Wheels | $1560 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1500 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +========+ | Clover | +========+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | VENTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Square Hood Vent | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | EXHAUSTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Large Exhaust | $250 | | Medium Exhaust | $200 | | Twin Exhaust | $300 | | Upswept Exhaust | $350 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $200 | | 5x Nitrous | $500 | | 10x Nitrous | $1000 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SPOILERS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Champ Spoiler | $400 | | Race Spoiler | $500 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $820 | | Atomic Wheels | $770 | | Ahab Wheels | $1000 | | Virtual Wheels | $620 | | Access Wheels | $1140 | | Off-Road Wheels | $1000 | | Mega Wheels | $1030 | | Grove Wheels | $1230 | | Twist Wheels | $1200 | | Wires Wheels | $1560 | +----------------------------+-------+ | CAR STEREO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Bass Boost | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1500 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +======+ | Club | +======+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HOOD | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Fury Scoop Hood | $150 | | Champ Scoop Hood | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | VENTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Square Hood Vent | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | EXHAUSTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Large Exhaust | $250 | | Upswept Exhaust | $350 | +----------------------------+-------+ | LIGHTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Round Fog Lamp Lights | $100 | | Square Fog Lamp Lights | $50 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $200 | | 5x Nitrous | $500 | | 10x Nitrous | $1000 | +----------------------------+-------+ | ROOF | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Roof Scoop | $80 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SPOILERS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Worx Spoiler | $200 | | Pro Spoiler | $400 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SIDE SKIRTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Side Skirt | $500 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $820 | | Atomic Wheels | $770 | | Ahab Wheels | $1000 | | Virtual Wheels | $620 | | Access Wheels | $1140 | | Off-Road Wheels | $1000 | | Mega Wheels | $1030 | | Grove Wheels | $1230 | | Twist Wheels | $1200 | | Wires Wheels | $1560 | +----------------------------+-------+ | CAR STEREO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Bass Boost | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1500 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +=======+ | Comet | +=======+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | | Car Colour 2 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $200 | | 5x Nitrous | $500 | | 10x Nitrous | $1000 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $820 | | Atomic Wheels | $770 | | Ahab Wheels | $1000 | | Virtual Wheels | $620 | | Access Wheels | $1140 | | Off-Road Wheels | $1000 | | Mega Wheels | $1030 | | Grove Wheels | $1230 | | Twist Wheels | $1200 | | Wires Wheels | $1560 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1500 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +=========+ | Elegant | +=========+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $200 | | 5x Nitrous | $500 | | 10x Nitrous | $1000 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $820 | | Atomic Wheels | $770 | | Ahab Wheels | $1000 | | Virtual Wheels | $620 | | Access Wheels | $1140 | | Off-Road Wheels | $1000 | | Mega Wheels | $1030 | | Grove Wheels | $1230 | | Twist Wheels | $1200 | | Wires Wheels | $1560 | +----------------------------+-------+ | CAR STEREO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Bass Boost | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1500 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +=========+ | Emperor | +=========+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | VENTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Oval Hood Vent | $150 | | Square Hood Vent | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | EXHAUSTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Large Exhaust | $250 | | Twin Exhaust | $300 | | Upswept Exhaust | $350 | +----------------------------+-------+ | LIGHTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Round Fog Lamp Lights | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $200 | | 5x Nitrous | $500 | | 10x Nitrous | $1000 | +----------------------------+-------+ | ROOF | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Roof Scoop | $80 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SPOILERS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Win Spoiler | $550 | | Fury Spoiler | $350 | | Alpha Spoiler | $250 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SIDE SKIRTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Side Skirt | $500 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $820 | | Atomic Wheels | $770 | | Ahab Wheels | $1000 | | Virtual Wheels | $620 | | Access Wheels | $1140 | | Off-Road Wheels | $1000 | | Mega Wheels | $1030 | | Grove Wheels | $1230 | | Twist Wheels | $1200 | | Wires Wheels | $1560 | +----------------------------+-------+ | CAR STEREO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Bass Boost | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1500 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +===========+ | Esperanto | +===========+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $200 | | 5x Nitrous | $500 | | 10x Nitrous | $1000 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $820 | | Atomic Wheels | $770 | | Ahab Wheels | $1000 | | Virtual Wheels | $620 | | Access Wheels | $1140 | | Off-Road Wheels | $1000 | | Mega Wheels | $1030 | | Grove Wheels | $1230 | | Twist Wheels | $1200 | | Wires Wheels | $1560 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1500 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +=======+ | Euros | +=======+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +=========+ | Feltzer | +=========+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $200 | | 5x Nitrous | $500 | | 10x Nitrous | $1000 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $820 | | Atomic Wheels | $770 | | Ahab Wheels | $1000 | | Virtual Wheels | $620 | | Access Wheels | $1140 | | Off-Road Wheels | $1000 | | Mega Wheels | $1030 | | Grove Wheels | $1230 | | Twist Wheels | $1200 | | Wires Wheels | $1560 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1500 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +=========+ | Fortune | +=========+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $200 | | 5x Nitrous | $500 | | 10x Nitrous | $1000 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $820 | | Atomic Wheels | $770 | | Ahab Wheels | $1000 | | Virtual Wheels | $620 | | Access Wheels | $1140 | | Off-Road Wheels | $1000 | | Mega Wheels | $1030 | | Grove Wheels | $1230 | | Twist Wheels | $1200 | | Wires Wheels | $1560 | +----------------------------+-------+ | CAR STEREO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Bass Boost | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1500 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +==========+ | Glendale | +==========+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | | Car Colour 2 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $200 | | 5x Nitrous | $500 | | 10x Nitrous | $1000 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $820 | | Atomic Wheels | $770 | | Ahab Wheels | $1000 | | Virtual Wheels | $620 | | Access Wheels | $1140 | | Off-Road Wheels | $1000 | | Mega Wheels | $1030 | | Grove Wheels | $1230 | | Twist Wheels | $1200 | | Wires Wheels | $1560 | +----------------------------+-------+ | CAR STEREO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Bass Boost | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1500 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +===========+ | Greenwood | +===========+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | | Car Colour 2 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HOOD | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Fury Scoop Hood | $150 | | Champ Scoop Hood | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $200 | | 5x Nitrous | $500 | | 10x Nitrous | $1000 | +----------------------------+-------+ | ROOF | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Roof Scoop | $80 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SPOILERS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Worx Spoiler | $200 | | Pro Spoiler | $400 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $820 | | Atomic Wheels | $770 | | Ahab Wheels | $1000 | | Virtual Wheels | $620 | | Access Wheels | $1140 | | Off-Road Wheels | $1000 | | Mega Wheels | $1030 | | Grove Wheels | $1230 | | Twist Wheels | $1200 | | Wires Wheels | $1560 | +----------------------------+-------+ | CAR STEREO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Bass Boost | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1500 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +========+ | Hermes | +========+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $200 | | 5x Nitrous | $500 | | 10x Nitrous | $1000 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $820 | | Atomic Wheels | $770 | | Ahab Wheels | $1000 | | Virtual Wheels | $620 | | Access Wheels | $1140 | | Off-Road Wheels | $1000 | | Mega Wheels | $1030 | | Grove Wheels | $1230 | | Twist Wheels | $1200 | | Wires Wheels | $1560 | +----------------------------+-------+ | CAR STEREO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Bass Boost | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1500 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +=========+ | Huntley | +=========+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $200 | | 5x Nitrous | $500 | | 10x Nitrous | $1000 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $820 | | Atomic Wheels | $770 | | Ahab Wheels | $1000 | | Virtual Wheels | $620 | | Access Wheels | $1140 | | Off-Road Wheels | $1000 | | Mega Wheels | $1030 | | Grove Wheels | $1230 | | Twist Wheels | $1200 | | Wires Wheels | $1560 | +----------------------------+-------+ | CAR STEREO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Bass Boost | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1500 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +=========+ | Hustler | +=========+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $200 | | 5x Nitrous | $500 | | 10x Nitrous | $1000 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $820 | | Atomic Wheels | $770 | | Ahab Wheels | $1000 | | Virtual Wheels | $620 | | Access Wheels | $1140 | | Off-Road Wheels | $1000 | | Mega Wheels | $1030 | | Grove Wheels | $1230 | | Twist Wheels | $1200 | | Wires Wheels | $1560 | +----------------------------+-------+ | CAR STEREO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Bass Boost | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1500 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +==========+ | Infernus | +==========+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $200 | | 5x Nitrous | $500 | | 10x Nitrous | $1000 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $820 | | Atomic Wheels | $770 | | Ahab Wheels | $1000 | | Virtual Wheels | $620 | | Access Wheels | $1140 | | Off-Road Wheels | $1000 | | Mega Wheels | $1030 | | Grove Wheels | $1230 | | Twist Wheels | $1200 | | Wires Wheels | $1560 | +----------------------------+-------+ | CAR STEREO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Bass Boost | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1500 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +==========+ | Intruder | +==========+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HOOD | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Champ Scoop Hood | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | VENTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Oval Hood Vent | $150 | | Square Hood Vent | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | EXHAUSTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Twin Exhaust | $300 | | Upswept Exhaust | $350 | +----------------------------+-------+ | LIGHTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Square Fog Lamp Lights | $50 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $200 | | 5x Nitrous | $500 | | 10x Nitrous | $1000 | +----------------------------+-------+ | ROOF | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Roof Scoop | $80 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SPOILERS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Win Spoiler | $550 | | Drag Spoiler | $200 | | Fury Spoiler | $350 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SIDE SKIRTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Side Skirt | $500 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $820 | | Atomic Wheels | $770 | | Ahab Wheels | $1000 | | Virtual Wheels | $620 | | Access Wheels | $1140 | | Off-Road Wheels | $1000 | | Mega Wheels | $1030 | | Grove Wheels | $1230 | | Twist Wheels | $1200 | | Wires Wheels | $1560 | +----------------------------+-------+ | CAR STEREO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Bass Boost | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1500 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +=============+ | Landstalker | +=============+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | EXHAUSTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Large Exhaust | $250 | | Medium Exhaust | $200 | | Twin Exhaust | $300 | | Upswept Exhaust | $350 | +----------------------------+-------+ | LIGHTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Round Fog Lamp Lights | $100 | | Square Fog Lamp Lights | $50 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $200 | | 5x Nitrous | $500 | | 10x Nitrous | $1000 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $820 | | Atomic Wheels | $770 | | Ahab Wheels | $1000 | | Virtual Wheels | $620 | | Access Wheels | $1140 | | Off-Road Wheels | $1000 | | Mega Wheels | $1030 | | Grove Wheels | $1230 | | Twist Wheels | $1200 | | Wires Wheels | $1560 | +----------------------------+-------+ | CAR STEREO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Bass Boost | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1500 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +==========+ | Majestic | +==========+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | | Car Colour 2 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | VENTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Oval Hood Vent | $150 | | Square Hood Vent | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | EXHAUSTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Large Exhaust | $250 | | Twin Exhaust | $300 | | Upswept Exhaust | $350 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $200 | | 5x Nitrous | $500 | | 10x Nitrous | $1000 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SPOILERS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Drag Spoiler | $200 | | Fury Spoiler | $350 | | Worx Spoiler | $200 | | Alpha Spoiler | $250 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SIDE SKIRTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Side Skirt | $500 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $820 | | Atomic Wheels | $770 | | Ahab Wheels | $1000 | | Virtual Wheels | $620 | | Access Wheels | $1140 | | Off-Road Wheels | $1000 | | Mega Wheels | $1030 | | Grove Wheels | $1230 | | Twist Wheels | $1200 | | Wires Wheels | $1560 | +----------------------------+-------+ | CAR STEREO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Bass Boost | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1500 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +========+ | Manana | +========+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | EXHAUSTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Large Exhaust | $250 | | Medium Exhaust | $200 | | Twin Exhaust | $300 | +----------------------------+-------+ | LIGHTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Round Fog Lamp Lights | $100 | | Square Fog Lamp Lights | $50 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $200 | | 5x Nitrous | $500 | | 10x Nitrous | $1000 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SPOILERS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Win Spoiler | $550 | | Fury Spoiler | $350 | | Alpha Spoiler | $250 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SIDE SKIRTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Side Skirt | $500 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $820 | | Atomic Wheels | $770 | | Ahab Wheels | $1000 | | Virtual Wheels | $620 | | Access Wheels | $1140 | | Off-Road Wheels | $1000 | | Mega Wheels | $1030 | | Grove Wheels | $1230 | | Twist Wheels | $1200 | | Wires Wheels | $1560 | +----------------------------+-------+ | CAR STEREO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Bass Boost | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1500 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +=======+ | Merit | +=======+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HOOD | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Fury Scoop Hood | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | EXHAUSTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Large Exhaust | $250 | | Medium Exhaust | $200 | | Twin Exhaust | $300 | | Upswept Exhaust | $350 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $200 | | 5x Nitrous | $500 | | 10x Nitrous | $1000 | +----------------------------+-------+ | ROOF | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Roof Scoop | $80 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SPOILERS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Drag Spoiler | $200 | | Fury Spoiler | $350 | | Worx Spoiler | $200 | | Alpha Spoiler | $250 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $820 | | Atomic Wheels | $770 | | Ahab Wheels | $1000 | | Virtual Wheels | $620 | | Access Wheels | $1140 | | Off-Road Wheels | $1000 | | Mega Wheels | $1030 | | Grove Wheels | $1230 | | Twist Wheels | $1200 | | Wires Wheels | $1560 | +----------------------------+-------+ | CAR STEREO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Bass Boost | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1500 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +======+ | Mesa | +======+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | EXHAUSTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Large Exhaust | $250 | | Medium Exhaust | $200 | | Twin Exhaust | $300 | +----------------------------+-------+ | LIGHTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Round Fog Lamp Lights | $100 | | Square Fog Lamp Lights | $50 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $200 | | 5x Nitrous | $500 | | 10x Nitrous | $1000 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $820 | | Atomic Wheels | $770 | | Ahab Wheels | $1000 | | Virtual Wheels | $620 | | Access Wheels | $1140 | | Off-Road Wheels | $1000 | | Mega Wheels | $1030 | | Grove Wheels | $1230 | | Twist Wheels | $1200 | | Wires Wheels | $1560 | +----------------------------+-------+ | CAR STEREO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Bass Boost | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1500 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +==========+ | Moonbeam | +==========+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | EXHAUSTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Large Exhaust | $250 | | Medium Exhaust | $200 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $200 | | 5x Nitrous | $500 | | 10x Nitrous | $1000 | +----------------------------+-------+ | ROOF | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Roof Scoop | $80 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SPOILERS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Drag Spoiler | $200 | | Worx Spoiler | $200 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $820 | | Atomic Wheels | $770 | | Ahab Wheels | $1000 | | Virtual Wheels | $620 | | Access Wheels | $1140 | | Off-Road Wheels | $1000 | | Mega Wheels | $1030 | | Grove Wheels | $1230 | | Twist Wheels | $1200 | | Wires Wheels | $1560 | +----------------------------+-------+ | CAR STEREO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Bass Boost | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1500 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +========+ | Nebula | +========+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HOOD | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Champ Scoop Hood | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | EXHAUSTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Large Exhaust | $250 | | Medium Exhaust | $200 | | Twin Exhaust | $300 | | Upswept Exhaust | $350 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $200 | | 5x Nitrous | $500 | | 10x Nitrous | $1000 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SPOILERS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Drag Spoiler | $200 | | Race Spoiler | $500 | | Worx Spoiler | $200 | | Pro Spoiler | $400 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SIDE SKIRTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Side Skirt | $500 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $820 | | Atomic Wheels | $770 | | Ahab Wheels | $1000 | | Virtual Wheels | $620 | | Access Wheels | $1140 | | Off-Road Wheels | $1000 | | Mega Wheels | $1030 | | Grove Wheels | $1230 | | Twist Wheels | $1200 | | Wires Wheels | $1560 | +----------------------------+-------+ | CAR STEREO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Bass Boost | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1500 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +=========+ | Oceanic | +=========+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | | Car Colour 2 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $200 | | 5x Nitrous | $500 | | 10x Nitrous | $1000 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $820 | | Atomic Wheels | $770 | | Ahab Wheels | $1000 | | Virtual Wheels | $620 | | Access Wheels | $1140 | | Off-Road Wheels | $1000 | | Mega Wheels | $1030 | | Grove Wheels | $1230 | | Twist Wheels | $1200 | | Wires Wheels | $1560 | +----------------------------+-------+ | CAR STEREO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Bass Boost | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1500 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +===========+ | Perennial | +===========+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | EXHAUSTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Large Exhaust | $250 | | Medium Exhaust | $200 | | Twin Exhaust | $300 | +----------------------------+-------+ | LIGHTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Round Fog Lamp Lights | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $200 | | 5x Nitrous | $500 | | 10x Nitrous | $1000 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SPOILERS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Drag Spoiler | $200 | | Worx Spoiler | $200 | | Pro Spoiler | $400 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SIDE SKIRTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Side Skirt | $500 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $820 | | Atomic Wheels | $770 | | Ahab Wheels | $1000 | | Virtual Wheels | $620 | | Access Wheels | $1140 | | Off-Road Wheels | $1000 | | Mega Wheels | $1030 | | Grove Wheels | $1230 | | Twist Wheels | $1200 | | Wires Wheels | $1560 | +----------------------------+-------+ | CAR STEREO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Bass Boost | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1500 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +=========+ | Phoenix | +=========+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | | Car Colour 2 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | VENTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Oval Hood Vent | $150 | | Square Hood Vent | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | EXHAUSTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Large Exhaust | $250 | | Twin Exhaust | $300 | | Upswept Exhaust | $350 | +----------------------------+-------+ | LIGHTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Square Fog Lamp | $50 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $200 | | 5x Nitrous | $500 | | 10x Nitrous | $1000 | +----------------------------+-------+ | ROOF | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Roof Scoop | $80 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SPOILERS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Win Spoiler | $550 | | Fury Spoiler | $350 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SIDE SKIRTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Side Skirt | $500 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $820 | | Atomic Wheels | $770 | | Ahab Wheels | $1000 | | Virtual Wheels | $620 | | Access Wheels | $1140 | | Off Road Wheels | $1000 | | Mega Wheels | $1030 | | Grove Wheels | $1230 | | Twist Wheels | $1200 | | Wires Wheels | $1560 | +----------------------------+-------+ | CAR STEREO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Bass Boost | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1500 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +=========+ | Picador | +=========+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HOOD | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Fury Scoop Hood | $150 | | Champ Scoop Hood | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | EXHAUSTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Large Exhaust | $250 | | Small Exhaust | $150 | | Upswept Exhaust | $350 | +----------------------------+-------+ | LIGHTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Round Fog Lamp Lights | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $200 | | 5x Nitrous | $500 | | 10x Nitrous | $1000 | +----------------------------+-------+ | ROOF | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Roof Scoop | $80 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SIDE SKIRTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Side Skirt | $500 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $820 | | Atomic Wheels | $770 | | Ahab Wheels | $1000 | | Virtual Wheels | $620 | | Access Wheels | $1140 | | Off Road Wheels | $1000 | | Mega Wheels | $1030 | | Grove Wheels | $1230 | | Twist Wheels | $1200 | | Wires Wheels | $1560 | +----------------------------+-------+ | CAR STEREO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Bass Boost | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1500 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +=========+ | Premier | +=========+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HOOD | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Fury Scoop | $150 | | Champ Scoop | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | EXHAUSTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Medium Exhaust | $200 | | Twin Exhaust | $300 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $200 | | 5x Nitrous | $500 | | 10x Nitrous | $1000 | +----------------------------+-------+ | ROOF | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Roof Scoop | $80 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SPOILERS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Win Spoiler | $550 | | Alpha Spoiler | $250 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $820 | | Atomic Wheels | $770 | | Ahab Wheels | $1000 | | Virtual Wheels | $620 | | Access Wheels | $1140 | | Off Road Wheels | $1000 | | Mega Wheels | $1030 | | Grove Wheels | $1230 | | Twist Wheels | $1200 | | Wires Wheels | $1560 | +----------------------------+-------+ | CAR STEREO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Bass Boost | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1500 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +=========+ | Previon | +=========+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | EXHAUSTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Large Exhaust | $250 | | Medium Exhaust | $200 | | Small Exhaust | $150 | | Twin Exhaust | $300 | +----------------------------+-------+ | LIGHTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Round Fog Lamp Lights | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $200 | | 5x Nitrous | $500 | | 10x Nitrous | $1000 | +----------------------------+-------+ | ROOF | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Roof Scoop | $80 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SPOILERS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Win Spoiler | $550 | | Alpha Spoiler | $250 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SIDE SKIRTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Side Skirt | $500 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $820 | | Atomic Wheels | $770 | | Ahab Wheels | $1000 | | Virtual Wheels | $620 | | Access Wheels | $1140 | | Off Road Wheels | $1000 | | Mega Wheels | $1030 | | Grove Wheels | $1230 | | Twist Wheels | $1200 | | Wires Wheels | $1560 | +----------------------------+-------+ | CAR STEREO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Bass Boost | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1500 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +=======+ | Primo | +=======+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | VENTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Oval Hood Vent | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | EXHAUSTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Large Exhaust | $250 | | Medium Exhaust | $200 | | Twin Exhaust | $300 | | Upswept Exhaust | $350 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $200 | | 5x Nitrous | $500 | | 10x Nitrous | $1000 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SPOILERS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Worx Spoiler | $200 | | Alpha Spoiler | $250 | | Pro Spoiler | $400 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $820 | | Atomic Wheels | $770 | | Ahab Wheels | $1000 | | Virtual Wheels | $620 | | Access Wheels | $1140 | | Off Road Wheels | $1000 | | Mega Wheels | $1030 | | Grove Wheels | $1230 | | Twist Wheels | $1200 | | Wires Wheels | $1560 | +----------------------------+-------+ | CAR STEREO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Bass Boost | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1500 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +=========+ | Rancher | +=========+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | | Car Colour 2 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HOOD | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Fury Scoop Hood | $150 | | Champ Scoop Hood | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | EXHAUSTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Large Exhaust | $250 | | Twin Exhaust | $300 | | Upswept Exhaust | $350 | +----------------------------+-------+ | LIGHTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Round Fog Lamp Lights | $100 | | Square Fog Lamp Lights | $50 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $200 | | 5x Nitrous | $500 | | 10x Nitrous | $1000 | +----------------------------+-------+ | ROOF | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Roof Scoop | $80 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SPOILERS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Drag Spoiler | $200 | | Worx Spoiler | $200 | | Pro Spoiler | $400 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $820 | | Atomic Wheels | $770 | | Ahab Wheels | $1000 | | Virtual Wheels | $620 | | Access Wheels | $1140 | | Off Road Wheels | $1000 | | Mega Wheels | $1030 | | Grove Wheels | $1230 | | Twist Wheels | $1200 | | Wires Wheels | $1560 | +----------------------------+-------+ | CAR STEREO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Bass Boost | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1500 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +=========+ | Regina | +=========+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | | Car Colour 2 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $200 | | 5x Nitrous | $500 | | 10x Nitrous | $1000 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $820 | | Atomic Wheels | $770 | | Ahab Wheels | $1000 | | Virtual Wheels | $620 | | Access Wheels | $1140 | | Off Road Wheels | $1000 | | Mega Wheels | $1030 | | Grove Wheels | $1230 | | Twist Wheels | $1200 | | Wires Wheels | $1560 | +----------------------------+-------+ | CAR STEREO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Bass Boost | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1500 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +========+ | Romero | +========+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | | Car Colour 2 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $200 | | 5x Nitrous | $500 | | 10x Nitrous | $1000 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $820 | | Atomic Wheels | $770 | | Ahab Wheels | $1000 | | Virtual Wheels | $620 | | Access Wheels | $1140 | | Off Road Wheels | $1000 | | Mega Wheels | $1030 | | Grove Wheels | $1230 | | Twist Wheels | $1200 | | Wires Wheels | $1560 | +----------------------------+-------+ | CAR STEREO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Bass Boost | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1500 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +=======+ | Sabre | +=======+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $200 | | 5x Nitrous | $500 | | 10x Nitrous | $1000 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $820 | | Atomic Wheels | $770 | | Ahab Wheels | $1000 | | Virtual Wheels | $620 | | Access Wheels | $1140 | | Off Road Wheels | $1000 | | Mega Wheels | $1030 | | Grove Wheels | $1230 | | Twist Wheels | $1200 | | Wires Wheels | $1560 | +----------------------------+-------+ | CAR STEREO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Bass Boost | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1500 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +==========+ | Sentinel | +==========+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | EXHAUSTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Large Exhaust | $250 | | Medium Exhaust | $200 | | Twin Exhaust | $300 | | Upswept Exhaust | $350 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $200 | | 5x Nitrous | $500 | | 10x Nitrous | $1000 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SPOILERS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Win Spoiler | $550 | | Champ Spoiler | $400 | | Fury Spoiler | $350 | | Pro Spoiler | $400 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $820 | | Atomic Wheels | $770 | | Ahab Wheels | $1000 | | Virtual Wheels | $620 | | Access Wheels | $1140 | | Off Road Wheels | $1000 | | Mega Wheels | $1030 | | Grove Wheels | $1230 | | Twist Wheels | $1200 | | Wires Wheels | $1560 | +----------------------------+-------+ | CAR STEREO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Bass Boost | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1500 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +========+ | Solair | +========+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $200 | | 5x Nitrous | $500 | | 10x Nitrous | $1000 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $820 | | Atomic Wheels | $770 | | Ahab Wheels | $1000 | | Virtual Wheels | $620 | | Access Wheels | $1140 | | Off Road Wheels | $1000 | | Mega Wheels | $1030 | | Grove Wheels | $1230 | | Twist Wheels | $1200 | | Wires Wheels | $1560 | +----------------------------+-------+ | CAR STEREO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Bass Boost | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1500 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +==========+ | Stafford | +==========+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | EXHAUSTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Large Exhaust | $250 | | Upswept Exhaust | $350 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $200 | | 5x Nitrous | $500 | | 10x Nitrous | $1000 | +----------------------------+-------+ | ROOF | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Roof Scoop | $80 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SPOILERS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Win Spoiler | $550 | | Fury Spoiler | $350 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SIDE SKIRTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Side Skirt | $500 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $820 | | Atomic Wheels | $770 | | Ahab Wheels | $1000 | | Virtual Wheels | $620 | | Access Wheels | $1140 | | Off Road Wheels | $1000 | | Mega Wheels | $1030 | | Grove Wheels | $1230 | | Twist Wheels | $1200 | | Wires Wheels | $1560 | +----------------------------+-------+ | CAR STEREO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Bass Boost | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1500 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +==========+ | Stallion | +==========+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | VENTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Oval Hood Vent | $150 | | Square Hood Vent | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | LIGHTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Round Fog Lamp Lights | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $200 | | 5x Nitrous | $500 | | 10x Nitrous | $1000 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SPOILERS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Win Spoiler | $550 | | Fury Spoiler | $350 | | Alpha Spoiler | $250 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SIDE SKIRTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Side Skirt | $500 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $820 | | Atomic Wheels | $770 | | Ahab Wheels | $1000 | | Virtual Wheels | $620 | | Access Wheels | $1140 | | Off-Road Wheels | $1000 | | Mega Wheels | $1030 | | Grove Wheels | $1230 | | Twist Wheels | $1200 | | Wires Wheels | $1560 | +----------------------------+-------+ | CAR STEREO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Bass Boost | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1500 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +=========+ | Stretch | +=========+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $200 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $820 | | Atomic Wheels | $770 | | Ahab Wheels | $1000 | | Virtual Wheels | $620 | | Access Wheels | $1140 | | Off-Road Wheels | $1000 | | Mega Wheels | $1030 | | Grove Wheels | $1230 | | Twist Wheels | $1200 | | Wires Wheels | $1560 | +----------------------------+-------+ | CAR STEREO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Bass Boost | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1500 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +=========+ | Sunrise | +=========+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HOOD | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Fury Scoop Hood | $150 | | Champ Scoop Hood | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | VENTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Oval Hood Vent | $150 | | Square Hood Vent | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | EXHAUSTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Large Exhaust | $250 | | Twin Exhaust | $300 | | Upswept Exhaust | $350 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $200 | | 5x Nitrous | $500 | | 10x Nitrous | $1000 | +----------------------------+-------+ | ROOF | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Roof Scoop | $80 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SPOILERS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Win Spoiler | $550 | | Fury Spoiler | $350 | | Alpha Spoiler | $250 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $820 | | Atomic Wheels | $770 | | Ahab Wheels | $1000 | | Virtual Wheels | $620 | | Access Wheels | $1140 | | Off-Road Wheels | $1000 | | Mega Wheels | $1030 | | Grove Wheels | $1230 | | Twist Wheels | $1200 | | Wires Wheels | $1560 | +----------------------------+-------+ | CAR STEREO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Bass Boost | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1500 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +==========+ | Super GT | +==========+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $200 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $820 | | Atomic Wheels | $770 | | Ahab Wheels | $1000 | | Virtual Wheels | $620 | | Access Wheels | $1140 | | Off-Road Wheels | $1000 | | Mega Wheels | $1030 | | Grove Wheels | $1230 | | Twist Wheels | $1200 | | Wires Wheels | $1560 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1500 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +=======+ | Tampa | +=======+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HOOD | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Worx Scoop Hood | $250 | | Race Scoop Hood | $220 | +----------------------------+-------+ | VENTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Oval Hood Vent | $150 | | Square Hood Vent | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | EXHAUSTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Large Exhaust | $250 | | Twin Exhaust | $300 | | Upswept Exhaust | $350 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $200 | | 5x Nitrous | $500 | | 10x Nitrous | $1000 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SPOILERS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Win Spoiler | $550 | | Fury Spoiler | $350 | | Alpha Spoiler | $250 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SIDE SKIRTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Side Skirt | $500 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $820 | | Atomic Wheels | $770 | | Ahab Wheels | $1000 | | Virtual Wheels | $620 | | Access Wheels | $1140 | | Off-Road Wheels | $1000 | | Mega Wheels | $1030 | | Grove Wheels | $1230 | | Twist Wheels | $1200 | | Wires Wheels | $1560 | +----------------------------+-------+ | CAR STEREO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Bass Boost | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1500 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +======+ | Taxi | +======+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HOOD | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Fury Scoop Hood | $150 | | Champ Scoop Hood | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | EXHAUSTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Medium Exhaust | $200 | | Twin Exhaust | $300 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $200 | | 5x Nitrous | $500 | | 10x Nitrous | $1000 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SPOILERS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Win Spoiler | $550 | | Alpha Spoiler | $250 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $820 | | Atomic Wheels | $770 | | Ahab Wheels | $1000 | | Virtual Wheels | $620 | | Access Wheels | $1140 | | Off-Road Wheels | $1000 | | Mega Wheels | $1030 | | Grove Wheels | $1230 | | Twist Wheels | $1200 | | Wires Wheels | $1560 | +----------------------------+-------+ | CAR STEREO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Bass Boost | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1500 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +=========+ | Turismo | +=========+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $200 | | 5x Nitrous | $500 | | 10x Nitrous | $1000 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $820 | | Atomic Wheels | $770 | | Ahab Wheels | $1000 | | Virtual Wheels | $620 | | Access Wheels | $1140 | | Off-Road Wheels | $1000 | | Mega Wheels | $1030 | | Grove Wheels | $1230 | | Twist Wheels | $1200 | | Wires Wheels | $1560 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1500 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +=========+ | Vincent | +=========+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HOOD | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Champ Scoop Hood | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | VENTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Oval Hood Vent | $150 | | Square Hood Vent | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | EXHAUSTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Large Exhaust | $250 | | Twin Exhaust | $300 | | Upswept Exhaust | $350 | +----------------------------+-------+ | LIGHTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Square Fog Lamp Lights | $50 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $200 | | 5x Nitrous | $500 | | 10x Nitrous | $1000 | +----------------------------+-------+ | ROOF | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Roof Scoop | $80 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SPOILERS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Win Spoiler | $550 | | Fury Spoiler | $350 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SIDE SKIRTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Side Skirt | $500 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $820 | | Atomic Wheels | $770 | | Ahab Wheels | $1000 | | Virtual Wheels | $620 | | Access Wheels | $1140 | | Off-Road Wheels | $1000 | | Mega Wheels | $1030 | | Grove Wheels | $1230 | | Twist Wheels | $1200 | | Wires Wheels | $1560 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1500 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +=======+ | Virgo | +=======+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Color 1 | $150 | | Car Color 2 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | VENTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Oval Hood Vent | $150 | | Square Hood Vent | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | EXHAUSTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Large Exhaust | $250 | | Medium Exhaust | $200 | | Twin Exhaust | $300 | | Upswept Exhaust | $350 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $200 | | 5x Nitrous | $500 | | 10x Nitrous | $1000 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SPOILERS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Champ Spoiler | $400 | | Fury Spoiler | $350 | | Alpha Spoiler | $250 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SIDE SKIRTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Side Skirt | $500 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $820 | | Atomic Wheels | $770 | | Ahab Wheels | $1000 | | Virtual Wheels | $620 | | Access Wheels | $1140 | | Off Road Wheels | $1000 | | Mega Wheels | $1030 | | Grove Wheels | $1230 | | Twist Wheels | $1200 | | Wires Wheels | $1560 | +----------------------------+-------+ | CAR STEREO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Bass Boost | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1500 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +========+ | Walton | +========+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HOOD | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Fury Scoop Hood | $150 | | Champ Scoop Hood | $100 | | Worx Scoop Hood | $250 | +----------------------------+-------+ | EXHAUSTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Large Exhaust | $250 | | Medium Exhaust | $200 | | Small Exhaust | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | LIGHTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Round Fog Lamp Lights | $100 | | Square Fog Lamp Lights | $50 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $200 | | 5x Nitrous | $500 | | 10x Nitrous | $1000 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $820 | | Atomic Wheels | $770 | | Ahab Wheels | $1000 | | Virtual Wheels | $620 | | Access Wheels | $1140 | | Off Road Wheels | $1000 | | Mega Wheels | $1030 | | Grove Wheels | $1230 | | Twist Wheels | $1200 | | Wires Wheels | $1560 | +----------------------------+-------+ | CAR STEREO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Bass Boost | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1500 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +============+ | Washington | +============+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | EXHAUSTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Large Exhaust | $250 | | Medium Exhaust | $200 | | Twin Exhaust | $300 | | Upswept Exhaust | $350 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $200 | | 5x Nitrous | $500 | | 10x Nitrous | $1000 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SPOILERS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Champ Spoiler | $400 | | Fury Spoiler | $350 | | Worx Spoiler | $200 | | Pro Spoiler | $400 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $820 | | Atomic Wheels | $770 | | Ahab Wheels | $1000 | | Virtual Wheels | $620 | | Access Wheels | $1140 | | Off Road Wheels | $1000 | | Mega Wheels | $1030 | | Grove Wheels | $1230 | | Twist Wheels | $1200 | | Wires Wheels | $1560 | +----------------------------+-------+ | CAR STEREO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Bass Boost | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1500 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +=========+ | Willard | +=========+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HOOD | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Worx Scoop Hood | $250 | | Race Scoop Hood | $220 | +----------------------------+-------+ | EXHAUSTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Large Exhaust | $250 | | Twin Exhaust | $300 | | Upswept Exhaust | $350 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $200 | | 5x Nitrous | $500 | | 10x Nitrous | $1000 | +----------------------------+-------+ | ROOF | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Roof Scoop | $80 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SPOILERS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Win Spoiler | $550 | | Fury Spoiler | $350 | | Alpha Spoiler | $250 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SIDE SKIRTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Side Skirt | $500 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $820 | | Atomic Wheels | $770 | | Ahab Wheels | $1000 | | Virtual Wheels | $620 | | Access Wheels | $1140 | | Off Road Wheels | $1000 | | Mega Wheels | $1030 | | Grove Wheels | $1230 | | Twist Wheels | $1200 | | Wires Wheels | $1560 | +----------------------------+-------+ | CAR STEREO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Bass Boost | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1500 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +=========+ | Windsor | +=========+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $200 | | 5x Nitrous | $500 | | 10x Nitrous | $1000 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $820 | | Atomic Wheels | $770 | | Ahab Wheels | $1000 | | Virtual Wheels | $620 | | Access Wheels | $1140 | | Off Road Wheels | $1000 | | Mega Wheels | $1030 | | Grove Wheels | $1230 | | Twist Wheels | $1200 | | Wires Wheels | $1560 | +----------------------------+-------+ | CAR STEREO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Bass Boost | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1500 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +========+ | ZR-350 | +========+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | EXHAUSTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Large Exhaust | $250 | | Medium Exhaust | $200 | | Twin Exhaust | $300 | | Upswept Exhaust | $350 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $200 | | 5x Nitrous | $500 | | 10x Nitrous | $1000 | +----------------------------+-------+ | ROOF | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Roof Scoop | $80 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SIDE SKIRTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Side Skirt | $500 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $820 | | Atomic Wheels | $770 | | Ahab Wheels | $1000 | | Virtual Wheels | $620 | | Access Wheels | $1140 | | Off Road Wheels | $1000 | | Mega Wheels | $1030 | | Grove Wheels | $1230 | | Twist Wheels | $1200 | | Wires Wheels | $1560 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1500 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +=====================+ | Doherty; San Fierro | +=====================+ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- +=========+ | Admiral | +=========+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $200 | | 5x Nitrous | $500 | | 10x Nitrous | $1000 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $820 | | Atomic Wheels | $770 | | Ahab Wheels | $1000 | | Virtual Wheels | $620 | | Access Wheels | $1140 | | Off-Road Wheels | $1000 | | Mega Wheels | $1030 | | Grove Wheels | $1230 | | Twist Wheels | $1200 | | Wires Wheels | $1560 | +----------------------------+-------+ | CAR STEREO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Bass Boost | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1500 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +=======+ | Alpha | +=======+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $200 | | 5x Nitrous | $500 | | 10x Nitrous | $1000 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $820 | | Atomic Wheels | $770 | | Ahab Wheels | $1000 | | Virtual Wheels | $620 | | Access Wheels | $1140 | | Off-Road Wheels | $1000 | | Mega Wheels | $1030 | | Grove Wheels | $1230 | | Twist Wheels | $1200 | | Wires Wheels | $1560 | +----------------------------+-------+ | CAR STEREO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Bass Boost | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1500 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +=========+ | Banshee | +=========+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | | Car Colour 2 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $200 | | 5x Nitrous | $500 | | 10x Nitrous | $1000 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $820 | | Atomic Wheels | $770 | | Ahab Wheels | $1000 | | Virtual Wheels | $620 | | Access Wheels | $1140 | | Off-Road Wheels | $1000 | | Mega Wheels | $1030 | | Grove Wheels | $1230 | | Twist Wheels | $1200 | | Wires Wheels | $1560 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1500 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +================+ | Blista Compact | +================+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | | Car Colour 2 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HOOD | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Race Scoop Hood | $220 | +----------------------------+-------+ | VENTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Oval Hood Vent | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | EXHAUSTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Large Exhaust | $250 | | Twin Exhaust | $300 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $200 | | 5x Nitrous | $500 | | 10x Nitrous | $1000 | +----------------------------+-------+ | ROOF | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Roof Scoop | $80 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SPOILERS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Win Spoilers | $550 | | Drag Spoilers | $200 | | Fury Spoilers | $350 | | Alpha Spoilers | $250 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SIDE SKIRTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Side Skirt | $500 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $820 | | Atomic Wheels | $770 | | Ahab Wheels | $1000 | | Virtual Wheels | $620 | | Access Wheels | $1140 | | Off-Road Wheels | $1000 | | Mega Wheels | $1030 | | Grove Wheels | $1230 | | Twist Wheels | $1200 | | Wires Wheels | $1560 | +----------------------------+-------+ | CAR STEREO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Bass Boost | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1500 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +========+ | Bobcat | +========+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | | Car Colour 2 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | EXHAUSTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Large Exhaust | $250 | | Medium Exhaust | $200 | | Twin Exhaust | $300 | +----------------------------+-------+ | LIGHTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Round Fog Lamp Lights | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $200 | | 5x Nitrous | $500 | | 10x Nitrous | $1000 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SIDE SKIRTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Side Skirt | $500 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $820 | | Atomic Wheels | $770 | | Ahab Wheels | $1000 | | Virtual Wheels | $620 | | Access Wheels | $1140 | | Off-Road Wheels | $1000 | | Mega Wheels | $1030 | | Grove Wheels | $1230 | | Twist Wheels | $1200 | | Wires Wheels | $1560 | +----------------------------+-------+ | CAR STEREO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Bass Boost | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1500 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +=========+ | Bravura | +=========+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HOOD | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Fury Scoop Hood | $150 | | Champ Scoop Hood | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | VENTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Oval Hood Vent | $150 | | Square Hood Vent | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | EXHAUSTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Large Exhaust | $250 | | Twin Exhaust | $300 | +----------------------------+-------+ | LIGHTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Round Fog Lamp Lights | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $200 | | 5x Nitrous | $500 | | 10x Nitrous | $1000 | +----------------------------+-------+ | ROOF | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Roof Scoop | $80 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SPOILERS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Win Spoilers | $550 | | Alpha Spoilers | $250 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SIDE SKIRT | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Side Skirt | $500 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $820 | | Atomic Wheels | $770 | | Ahab Wheels | $1000 | | Virtual Wheels | $620 | | Access Wheels | $1140 | | Off-Road Wheels | $1000 | | Mega Wheels | $1030 | | Grove Wheels | $1230 | | Twist Wheels | $1200 | | Wires Wheels | $1560 | +----------------------------+-------+ | CAR STEREO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Bass Boost | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1500 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +===========+ | Buccaneer | +===========+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HOOD | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Fury Scoop | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | VENTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Oval Hood Vent | $150 | | Square Hood Vent | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | EXHAUSTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Large Exhaust | $250 | | Upswept Exhaust | $350 | +----------------------------+-------+ | LIGHTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Round Fog Lamp | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $200 | | 5x Nitrous | $500 | | 10x Nitrous | $1000 | +----------------------------+-------+ | ROOF | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Roof Scoop | $80 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SPOILERS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Win Spoilers | $550 | | Fury Spoilers | $350 | | Alpha Spoilers | $250 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SIDE SKIRTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Side Skirt | $500 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $820 | | Atomic Wheels | $770 | | Ahab Wheels | $1000 | | Virtual Wheels | $620 | | Access Wheels | $1140 | | Off-Road Wheels | $1000 | | Mega Wheels | $1030 | | Grove Wheels | $1230 | | Twist Wheels | $1200 | | Wires Wheels | $1560 | +----------------------------+-------+ | CAR STEREO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Bass Boost | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1500 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +=========+ | Buffalo | +=========+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $200 | | 10x Nitrous | $1000 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $820 | | Atomic Wheels | $770 | | Ahab Wheels | $1000 | | Virtual Wheels | $620 | | Access Wheels | $1140 | | Off-Road Wheels | $1000 | | Mega Wheels | $1030 | | Grove Wheels | $1230 | | Twist Wheels | $1200 | | Wires Wheels | $1560 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1500 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +========+ | Bullet | +========+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $200 | | 5x Nitrous | $500 | | 10x Nitrous | $1000 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $820 | | Atomic Wheels | $770 | | Ahab Wheels | $1000 | | Virtual Wheels | $620 | | Access Wheels | $1140 | | Off-Road Wheels | $1000 | | Mega Wheels | $1030 | | Grove Wheels | $1230 | | Twist Wheels | $1200 | | Wires Wheels | $1560 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1500 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +========+ | Cabbie | +========+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $200 | | 5x Nitrous | $500 | | 10x Nitrous | $1000 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $820 | | Atomic Wheels | $770 | | Ahab Wheels | $1000 | | Virtual Wheels | $620 | | Access Wheels | $1140 | | Off-Road Wheels | $1000 | | Mega Wheels | $1030 | | Grove Wheels | $1230 | | Twist Wheels | $1200 | | Wires Wheels | $1560 | +----------------------------+-------+ | CAR STEREO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Bass Boost | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1500 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +=========+ | Cadrona | +=========+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | EXHAUSTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Large Exhaust | $250 | | Medium Exhaust | $200 | | Upswept Exhaust | $350 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $200 | | 5x Nitrous | $500 | | 10x Nitrous | $1000 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SPOILERS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Win Spoiler | $550 | | Champ Spoiler | $400 | | Race Spoiler | $500 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SIDE SKIRTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Side Skirts | $500 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $820 | | Atomic Wheels | $770 | | Ahab Wheels | $1000 | | Virtual Wheels | $620 | | Access Wheels | $1140 | | Off-Road Wheels | $1000 | | Mega Wheels | $1030 | | Grove Wheels | $1230 | | Twist Wheels | $1200 | | Wires Wheels | $1560 | +----------------------------+-------+ | CAR STEREO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Bass Boost | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1500 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +=========+ | Cheetah | +=========+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | EXHAUSTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Twin Exhaust | $300 | | Upswept Exhaust | $350 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $200 | | 5x Nitrous | $500 | | 10x Nitrous | $1000 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SPOILERS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Win Spoiler | $550 | | Fury Spoiler | $350 | | Alpha Spoiler | $250 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SIDE SKIRTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Side Skirts | $500 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $820 | | Atomic Wheels | $770 | | Ahab Wheels | $1000 | | Virtual Wheels | $620 | | Access Wheels | $1140 | | Off-Road Wheels | $1000 | | Mega Wheels | $1030 | | Grove Wheels | $1230 | | Twist Wheels | $1200 | | Wires Wheels | $1560 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1500 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +========+ | Clover | +========+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | VENTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Square Hood Vent | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | EXHAUSTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Large Exhaust | $250 | | Medium Exhaust | $200 | | Twin Exhaust | $300 | | Upswept Exhaust | $350 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $200 | | 5x Nitrous | $500 | | 10x Nitrous | $1000 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SPOILERS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Champ Spoiler | $400 | | Race Spoiler | $500 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $820 | | Atomic Wheels | $770 | | Ahab Wheels | $1000 | | Virtual Wheels | $620 | | Access Wheels | $1140 | | Off-Road Wheels | $1000 | | Mega Wheels | $1030 | | Grove Wheels | $1230 | | Twist Wheels | $1200 | | Wires Wheels | $1560 | +----------------------------+-------+ | CAR STEREO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Bass Boost | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1500 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +======+ | Club | +======+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HOOD | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Fury Scoop Hood | $150 | | Champ Scoop Hood | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | VENTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Square Hood Vent | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | EXHAUSTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Large Exhaust | $250 | | Upswept Exhaust | $350 | +----------------------------+-------+ | LIGHTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Round Fog Lamp Lights | $100 | | Square Fog Lamp Lights | $50 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $200 | | 5x Nitrous | $500 | | 10x Nitrous | $1000 | +----------------------------+-------+ | ROOF | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Roof Scoop | $80 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SPOILERS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Worx Spoiler | $200 | | Pro Spoiler | $400 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SIDE SKIRTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Side Skirt | $500 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $820 | | Atomic Wheels | $770 | | Ahab Wheels | $1000 | | Virtual Wheels | $620 | | Access Wheels | $1140 | | Off-Road Wheels | $1000 | | Mega Wheels | $1030 | | Grove Wheels | $1230 | | Twist Wheels | $1200 | | Wires Wheels | $1560 | +----------------------------+-------+ | CAR STEREO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Bass Boost | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1500 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +=======+ | Comet | +=======+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | | Car Colour 2 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $200 | | 5x Nitrous | $500 | | 10x Nitrous | $1000 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $820 | | Atomic Wheels | $770 | | Ahab Wheels | $1000 | | Virtual Wheels | $620 | | Access Wheels | $1140 | | Off-Road Wheels | $1000 | | Mega Wheels | $1030 | | Grove Wheels | $1230 | | Twist Wheels | $1200 | | Wires Wheels | $1560 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1500 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +=========+ | Elegant | +=========+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $200 | | 5x Nitrous | $500 | | 10x Nitrous | $1000 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $820 | | Atomic Wheels | $770 | | Ahab Wheels | $1000 | | Virtual Wheels | $620 | | Access Wheels | $1140 | | Off-Road Wheels | $1000 | | Mega Wheels | $1030 | | Grove Wheels | $1230 | | Twist Wheels | $1200 | | Wires Wheels | $1560 | +----------------------------+-------+ | CAR STEREO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Bass Boost | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1500 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +=========+ | Emperor | +=========+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | VENTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Oval Hood Vent | $150 | | Square Hood Vent | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | EXHAUSTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Large Exhaust | $250 | | Twin Exhaust | $300 | | Upswept Exhaust | $350 | +----------------------------+-------+ | LIGHTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Round Fog Lamp Lights | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $200 | | 5x Nitrous | $500 | | 10x Nitrous | $1000 | +----------------------------+-------+ | ROOF | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Roof Scoop | $80 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SPOILERS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Win Spoiler | $550 | | Fury Spoiler | $350 | | Alpha Spoiler | $250 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SIDE SKIRTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Side Skirt | $500 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $820 | | Atomic Wheels | $770 | | Ahab Wheels | $1000 | | Virtual Wheels | $620 | | Access Wheels | $1140 | | Off-Road Wheels | $1000 | | Mega Wheels | $1030 | | Grove Wheels | $1230 | | Twist Wheels | $1200 | | Wires Wheels | $1560 | +----------------------------+-------+ | CAR STEREO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Bass Boost | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1500 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +===========+ | Esperanto | +===========+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $200 | | 5x Nitrous | $500 | | 10x Nitrous | $1000 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $820 | | Atomic Wheels | $770 | | Ahab Wheels | $1000 | | Virtual Wheels | $620 | | Access Wheels | $1140 | | Off-Road Wheels | $1000 | | Mega Wheels | $1030 | | Grove Wheels | $1230 | | Twist Wheels | $1200 | | Wires Wheels | $1560 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1500 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +=======+ | Euros | +=======+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +=========+ | Feltzer | +=========+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $200 | | 5x Nitrous | $500 | | 10x Nitrous | $1000 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $820 | | Atomic Wheels | $770 | | Ahab Wheels | $1000 | | Virtual Wheels | $620 | | Access Wheels | $1140 | | Off-Road Wheels | $1000 | | Mega Wheels | $1030 | | Grove Wheels | $1230 | | Twist Wheels | $1200 | | Wires Wheels | $1560 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1500 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +=========+ | Fortune | +=========+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $200 | | 5x Nitrous | $500 | | 10x Nitrous | $1000 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $820 | | Atomic Wheels | $770 | | Ahab Wheels | $1000 | | Virtual Wheels | $620 | | Access Wheels | $1140 | | Off-Road Wheels | $1000 | | Mega Wheels | $1030 | | Grove Wheels | $1230 | | Twist Wheels | $1200 | | Wires Wheels | $1560 | +----------------------------+-------+ | CAR STEREO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Bass Boost | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1500 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +==========+ | Glendale | +==========+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | | Car Colour 2 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $200 | | 5x Nitrous | $500 | | 10x Nitrous | $1000 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $820 | | Atomic Wheels | $770 | | Ahab Wheels | $1000 | | Virtual Wheels | $620 | | Access Wheels | $1140 | | Off-Road Wheels | $1000 | | Mega Wheels | $1030 | | Grove Wheels | $1230 | | Twist Wheels | $1200 | | Wires Wheels | $1560 | +----------------------------+-------+ | CAR STEREO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Bass Boost | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1500 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +===========+ | Greenwood | +===========+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | | Car Colour 2 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HOOD | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Fury Scoop Hood | $150 | | Champ Scoop Hood | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $200 | | 5x Nitrous | $500 | | 10x Nitrous | $1000 | +----------------------------+-------+ | ROOF | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Roof Scoop | $80 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SPOILERS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Worx Spoiler | $200 | | Pro Spoiler | $400 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $820 | | Atomic Wheels | $770 | | Ahab Wheels | $1000 | | Virtual Wheels | $620 | | Access Wheels | $1140 | | Off-Road Wheels | $1000 | | Mega Wheels | $1030 | | Grove Wheels | $1230 | | Twist Wheels | $1200 | | Wires Wheels | $1560 | +----------------------------+-------+ | CAR STEREO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Bass Boost | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1500 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +========+ | Hermes | +========+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $200 | | 5x Nitrous | $500 | | 10x Nitrous | $1000 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $820 | | Atomic Wheels | $770 | | Ahab Wheels | $1000 | | Virtual Wheels | $620 | | Access Wheels | $1140 | | Off-Road Wheels | $1000 | | Mega Wheels | $1030 | | Grove Wheels | $1230 | | Twist Wheels | $1200 | | Wires Wheels | $1560 | +----------------------------+-------+ | CAR STEREO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Bass Boost | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1500 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +=========+ | Huntley | +=========+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $200 | | 5x Nitrous | $500 | | 10x Nitrous | $1000 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $820 | | Atomic Wheels | $770 | | Ahab Wheels | $1000 | | Virtual Wheels | $620 | | Access Wheels | $1140 | | Off-Road Wheels | $1000 | | Mega Wheels | $1030 | | Grove Wheels | $1230 | | Twist Wheels | $1200 | | Wires Wheels | $1560 | +----------------------------+-------+ | CAR STEREO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Bass Boost | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1500 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +=========+ | Hustler | +=========+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $200 | | 5x Nitrous | $500 | | 10x Nitrous | $1000 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $820 | | Atomic Wheels | $770 | | Ahab Wheels | $1000 | | Virtual Wheels | $620 | | Access Wheels | $1140 | | Off-Road Wheels | $1000 | | Mega Wheels | $1030 | | Grove Wheels | $1230 | | Twist Wheels | $1200 | | Wires Wheels | $1560 | +----------------------------+-------+ | CAR STEREO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Bass Boost | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1500 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +==========+ | Infernus | +==========+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $200 | | 5x Nitrous | $500 | | 10x Nitrous | $1000 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $820 | | Atomic Wheels | $770 | | Ahab Wheels | $1000 | | Virtual Wheels | $620 | | Access Wheels | $1140 | | Off-Road Wheels | $1000 | | Mega Wheels | $1030 | | Grove Wheels | $1230 | | Twist Wheels | $1200 | | Wires Wheels | $1560 | +----------------------------+-------+ | CAR STEREO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Bass Boost | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1500 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +==========+ | Intruder | +==========+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HOOD | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Champ Scoop Hood | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | VENTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Oval Hood Vent | $150 | | Square Hood Vent | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | EXHAUSTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Twin Exhaust | $300 | | Upswept Exhaust | $350 | +----------------------------+-------+ | LIGHTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Square Fog Lamp Lights | $50 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $200 | | 5x Nitrous | $500 | | 10x Nitrous | $1000 | +----------------------------+-------+ | ROOF | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Roof Scoop | $80 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SPOILERS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Win Spoiler | $550 | | Drag Spoiler | $200 | | Fury Spoiler | $350 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SIDE SKIRTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Side Skirt | $500 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $820 | | Atomic Wheels | $770 | | Ahab Wheels | $1000 | | Virtual Wheels | $620 | | Access Wheels | $1140 | | Off-Road Wheels | $1000 | | Mega Wheels | $1030 | | Grove Wheels | $1230 | | Twist Wheels | $1200 | | Wires Wheels | $1560 | +----------------------------+-------+ | CAR STEREO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Bass Boost | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1500 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +=============+ | Landstalker | +=============+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | EXHAUSTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Large Exhaust | $250 | | Medium Exhaust | $200 | | Twin Exhaust | $300 | | Upswept Exhaust | $350 | +----------------------------+-------+ | LIGHTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Round Fog Lamp Lights | $100 | | Square Fog Lamp Lights | $50 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $200 | | 5x Nitrous | $500 | | 10x Nitrous | $1000 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $820 | | Atomic Wheels | $770 | | Ahab Wheels | $1000 | | Virtual Wheels | $620 | | Access Wheels | $1140 | | Off-Road Wheels | $1000 | | Mega Wheels | $1030 | | Grove Wheels | $1230 | | Twist Wheels | $1200 | | Wires Wheels | $1560 | +----------------------------+-------+ | CAR STEREO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Bass Boost | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1500 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +==========+ | Majestic | +==========+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | | Car Colour 2 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | VENTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Oval Hood Vent | $150 | | Square Hood Vent | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | EXHAUSTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Large Exhaust | $250 | | Twin Exhaust | $300 | | Upswept Exhaust | $350 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $200 | | 5x Nitrous | $500 | | 10x Nitrous | $1000 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SPOILERS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Drag Spoiler | $200 | | Fury Spoiler | $350 | | Worx Spoiler | $200 | | Alpha Spoiler | $250 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SIDE SKIRTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Side Skirt | $500 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $820 | | Atomic Wheels | $770 | | Ahab Wheels | $1000 | | Virtual Wheels | $620 | | Access Wheels | $1140 | | Off-Road Wheels | $1000 | | Mega Wheels | $1030 | | Grove Wheels | $1230 | | Twist Wheels | $1200 | | Wires Wheels | $1560 | +----------------------------+-------+ | CAR STEREO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Bass Boost | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1500 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +========+ | Manana | +========+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | EXHAUSTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Large Exhaust | $250 | | Medium Exhaust | $200 | | Twin Exhaust | $300 | +----------------------------+-------+ | LIGHTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Round Fog Lamp Lights | $100 | | Square Fog Lamp Lights | $50 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $200 | | 5x Nitrous | $500 | | 10x Nitrous | $1000 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SPOILERS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Win Spoiler | $550 | | Fury Spoiler | $350 | | Alpha Spoiler | $250 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SIDE SKIRTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Side Skirt | $500 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $820 | | Atomic Wheels | $770 | | Ahab Wheels | $1000 | | Virtual Wheels | $620 | | Access Wheels | $1140 | | Off-Road Wheels | $1000 | | Mega Wheels | $1030 | | Grove Wheels | $1230 | | Twist Wheels | $1200 | | Wires Wheels | $1560 | +----------------------------+-------+ | CAR STEREO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Bass Boost | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1500 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +=======+ | Merit | +=======+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HOOD | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Fury Scoop Hood | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | EXHAUSTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Large Exhaust | $250 | | Medium Exhaust | $200 | | Twin Exhaust | $300 | | Upswept Exhaust | $350 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $200 | | 5x Nitrous | $500 | | 10x Nitrous | $1000 | +----------------------------+-------+ | ROOF | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Roof Scoop | $80 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SPOILERS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Drag Spoiler | $200 | | Fury Spoiler | $350 | | Worx Spoiler | $200 | | Alpha Spoiler | $250 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $820 | | Atomic Wheels | $770 | | Ahab Wheels | $1000 | | Virtual Wheels | $620 | | Access Wheels | $1140 | | Off-Road Wheels | $1000 | | Mega Wheels | $1030 | | Grove Wheels | $1230 | | Twist Wheels | $1200 | | Wires Wheels | $1560 | +----------------------------+-------+ | CAR STEREO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Bass Boost | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1500 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +======+ | Mesa | +======+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | EXHAUSTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Large Exhaust | $250 | | Medium Exhaust | $200 | | Twin Exhaust | $300 | +----------------------------+-------+ | LIGHTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Round Fog Lamp Lights | $100 | | Square Fog Lamp Lights | $50 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $200 | | 5x Nitrous | $500 | | 10x Nitrous | $1000 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $820 | | Atomic Wheels | $770 | | Ahab Wheels | $1000 | | Virtual Wheels | $620 | | Access Wheels | $1140 | | Off-Road Wheels | $1000 | | Mega Wheels | $1030 | | Grove Wheels | $1230 | | Twist Wheels | $1200 | | Wires Wheels | $1560 | +----------------------------+-------+ | CAR STEREO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Bass Boost | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1500 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +==========+ | Moonbeam | +==========+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | EXHAUSTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Large Exhaust | $250 | | Medium Exhaust | $200 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $200 | | 5x Nitrous | $500 | | 10x Nitrous | $1000 | +----------------------------+-------+ | ROOF | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Roof Scoop | $80 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SPOILERS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Drag Spoiler | $200 | | Worx Spoiler | $200 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $820 | | Atomic Wheels | $770 | | Ahab Wheels | $1000 | | Virtual Wheels | $620 | | Access Wheels | $1140 | | Off-Road Wheels | $1000 | | Mega Wheels | $1030 | | Grove Wheels | $1230 | | Twist Wheels | $1200 | | Wires Wheels | $1560 | +----------------------------+-------+ | CAR STEREO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Bass Boost | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1500 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +========+ | Nebula | +========+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HOOD | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Champ Scoop Hood | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | EXHAUSTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Large Exhaust | $250 | | Medium Exhaust | $200 | | Twin Exhaust | $300 | | Upswept Exhaust | $350 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $200 | | 5x Nitrous | $500 | | 10x Nitrous | $1000 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SPOILERS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Drag Spoiler | $200 | | Race Spoiler | $500 | | Worx Spoiler | $200 | | Pro Spoiler | $400 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SIDE SKIRTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Side Skirt | $500 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $820 | | Atomic Wheels | $770 | | Ahab Wheels | $1000 | | Virtual Wheels | $620 | | Access Wheels | $1140 | | Off-Road Wheels | $1000 | | Mega Wheels | $1030 | | Grove Wheels | $1230 | | Twist Wheels | $1200 | | Wires Wheels | $1560 | +----------------------------+-------+ | CAR STEREO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Bass Boost | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1500 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +=========+ | Oceanic | +=========+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | | Car Colour 2 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $200 | | 5x Nitrous | $500 | | 10x Nitrous | $1000 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $820 | | Atomic Wheels | $770 | | Ahab Wheels | $1000 | | Virtual Wheels | $620 | | Access Wheels | $1140 | | Off-Road Wheels | $1000 | | Mega Wheels | $1030 | | Grove Wheels | $1230 | | Twist Wheels | $1200 | | Wires Wheels | $1560 | +----------------------------+-------+ | CAR STEREO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Bass Boost | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1500 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +===========+ | Perennial | +===========+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | EXHAUSTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Large Exhaust | $250 | | Medium Exhaust | $200 | | Twin Exhaust | $300 | +----------------------------+-------+ | LIGHTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Round Fog Lamp Lights | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $200 | | 5x Nitrous | $500 | | 10x Nitrous | $1000 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SPOILERS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Drag Spoiler | $200 | | Worx Spoiler | $200 | | Pro Spoiler | $400 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SIDE SKIRTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Side Skirt | $500 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $820 | | Atomic Wheels | $770 | | Ahab Wheels | $1000 | | Virtual Wheels | $620 | | Access Wheels | $1140 | | Off-Road Wheels | $1000 | | Mega Wheels | $1030 | | Grove Wheels | $1230 | | Twist Wheels | $1200 | | Wires Wheels | $1560 | +----------------------------+-------+ | CAR STEREO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Bass Boost | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1500 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +=========+ | Phoenix | +=========+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | | Car Colour 2 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | VENTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Oval Hood Vent | $150 | | Square Hood Vent | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | EXHAUSTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Large Exhaust | $250 | | Twin Exhaust | $300 | | Upswept Exhaust | $350 | +----------------------------+-------+ | LIGHTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Square Fog Lamp | $50 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $200 | | 5x Nitrous | $500 | | 10x Nitrous | $1000 | +----------------------------+-------+ | ROOF | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Roof Scoop | $80 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SPOILERS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Win Spoiler | $550 | | Fury Spoiler | $350 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SIDE SKIRTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Side Skirt | $500 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $820 | | Atomic Wheels | $770 | | Ahab Wheels | $1000 | | Virtual Wheels | $620 | | Access Wheels | $1140 | | Off Road Wheels | $1000 | | Mega Wheels | $1030 | | Grove Wheels | $1230 | | Twist Wheels | $1200 | | Wires Wheels | $1560 | +----------------------------+-------+ | CAR STEREO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Bass Boost | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1500 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +=========+ | Picador | +=========+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HOOD | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Fury Scoop Hood | $150 | | Champ Scoop Hood | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | EXHAUSTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Large Exhaust | $250 | | Small Exhaust | $150 | | Upswept Exhaust | $350 | +----------------------------+-------+ | LIGHTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Round Fog Lamp Lights | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $200 | | 5x Nitrous | $500 | | 10x Nitrous | $1000 | +----------------------------+-------+ | ROOF | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Roof Scoop | $80 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SIDE SKIRTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Side Skirt | $500 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $820 | | Atomic Wheels | $770 | | Ahab Wheels | $1000 | | Virtual Wheels | $620 | | Access Wheels | $1140 | | Off Road Wheels | $1000 | | Mega Wheels | $1030 | | Grove Wheels | $1230 | | Twist Wheels | $1200 | | Wires Wheels | $1560 | +----------------------------+-------+ | CAR STEREO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Bass Boost | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1500 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +=========+ | Premier | +=========+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HOOD | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Fury Scoop | $150 | | Champ Scoop | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | EXHAUSTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Medium Exhaust | $200 | | Twin Exhaust | $300 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $200 | | 5x Nitrous | $500 | | 10x Nitrous | $1000 | +----------------------------+-------+ | ROOF | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Roof Scoop | $80 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SPOILERS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Win Spoiler | $550 | | Alpha Spoiler | $250 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $820 | | Atomic Wheels | $770 | | Ahab Wheels | $1000 | | Virtual Wheels | $620 | | Access Wheels | $1140 | | Off Road Wheels | $1000 | | Mega Wheels | $1030 | | Grove Wheels | $1230 | | Twist Wheels | $1200 | | Wires Wheels | $1560 | +----------------------------+-------+ | CAR STEREO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Bass Boost | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1500 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +=========+ | Previon | +=========+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | EXHAUSTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Large Exhaust | $250 | | Medium Exhaust | $200 | | Small Exhaust | $150 | | Twin Exhaust | $300 | +----------------------------+-------+ | LIGHTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Round Fog Lamp Lights | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $200 | | 5x Nitrous | $500 | | 10x Nitrous | $1000 | +----------------------------+-------+ | ROOF | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Roof Scoop | $80 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SPOILERS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Win Spoiler | $550 | | Alpha Spoiler | $250 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SIDE SKIRTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Side Skirt | $500 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $820 | | Atomic Wheels | $770 | | Ahab Wheels | $1000 | | Virtual Wheels | $620 | | Access Wheels | $1140 | | Off Road Wheels | $1000 | | Mega Wheels | $1030 | | Grove Wheels | $1230 | | Twist Wheels | $1200 | | Wires Wheels | $1560 | +----------------------------+-------+ | CAR STEREO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Bass Boost | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1500 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +=======+ | Primo | +=======+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | VENTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Oval Hood Vent | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | EXHAUSTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Large Exhaust | $250 | | Medium Exhaust | $200 | | Twin Exhaust | $300 | | Upswept Exhaust | $350 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $200 | | 5x Nitrous | $500 | | 10x Nitrous | $1000 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SPOILERS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Worx Spoiler | $200 | | Alpha Spoiler | $250 | | Pro Spoiler | $400 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $820 | | Atomic Wheels | $770 | | Ahab Wheels | $1000 | | Virtual Wheels | $620 | | Access Wheels | $1140 | | Off Road Wheels | $1000 | | Mega Wheels | $1030 | | Grove Wheels | $1230 | | Twist Wheels | $1200 | | Wires Wheels | $1560 | +----------------------------+-------+ | CAR STEREO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Bass Boost | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1500 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +=========+ | Rancher | +=========+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | | Car Colour 2 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HOOD | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Fury Scoop Hood | $150 | | Champ Scoop Hood | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | EXHAUSTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Large Exhaust | $250 | | Twin Exhaust | $300 | | Upswept Exhaust | $350 | +----------------------------+-------+ | LIGHTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Round Fog Lamp Lights | $100 | | Square Fog Lamp Lights | $50 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $200 | | 5x Nitrous | $500 | | 10x Nitrous | $1000 | +----------------------------+-------+ | ROOF | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Roof Scoop | $80 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SPOILERS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Drag Spoiler | $200 | | Worx Spoiler | $200 | | Pro Spoiler | $400 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $820 | | Atomic Wheels | $770 | | Ahab Wheels | $1000 | | Virtual Wheels | $620 | | Access Wheels | $1140 | | Off Road Wheels | $1000 | | Mega Wheels | $1030 | | Grove Wheels | $1230 | | Twist Wheels | $1200 | | Wires Wheels | $1560 | +----------------------------+-------+ | CAR STEREO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Bass Boost | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1500 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +=========+ | Regina | +=========+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | | Car Colour 2 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $200 | | 5x Nitrous | $500 | | 10x Nitrous | $1000 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $820 | | Atomic Wheels | $770 | | Ahab Wheels | $1000 | | Virtual Wheels | $620 | | Access Wheels | $1140 | | Off Road Wheels | $1000 | | Mega Wheels | $1030 | | Grove Wheels | $1230 | | Twist Wheels | $1200 | | Wires Wheels | $1560 | +----------------------------+-------+ | CAR STEREO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Bass Boost | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1500 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +========+ | Romero | +========+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | | Car Colour 2 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $200 | | 5x Nitrous | $500 | | 10x Nitrous | $1000 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $820 | | Atomic Wheels | $770 | | Ahab Wheels | $1000 | | Virtual Wheels | $620 | | Access Wheels | $1140 | | Off Road Wheels | $1000 | | Mega Wheels | $1030 | | Grove Wheels | $1230 | | Twist Wheels | $1200 | | Wires Wheels | $1560 | +----------------------------+-------+ | CAR STEREO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Bass Boost | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1500 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +=======+ | Sabre | +=======+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $200 | | 5x Nitrous | $500 | | 10x Nitrous | $1000 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $820 | | Atomic Wheels | $770 | | Ahab Wheels | $1000 | | Virtual Wheels | $620 | | Access Wheels | $1140 | | Off Road Wheels | $1000 | | Mega Wheels | $1030 | | Grove Wheels | $1230 | | Twist Wheels | $1200 | | Wires Wheels | $1560 | +----------------------------+-------+ | CAR STEREO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Bass Boost | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1500 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +==========+ | Sentinel | +==========+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | EXHAUSTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Large Exhaust | $250 | | Medium Exhaust | $200 | | Twin Exhaust | $300 | | Upswept Exhaust | $350 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $200 | | 5x Nitrous | $500 | | 10x Nitrous | $1000 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SPOILERS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Win Spoiler | $550 | | Champ Spoiler | $400 | | Fury Spoiler | $350 | | Pro Spoiler | $400 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $820 | | Atomic Wheels | $770 | | Ahab Wheels | $1000 | | Virtual Wheels | $620 | | Access Wheels | $1140 | | Off Road Wheels | $1000 | | Mega Wheels | $1030 | | Grove Wheels | $1230 | | Twist Wheels | $1200 | | Wires Wheels | $1560 | +----------------------------+-------+ | CAR STEREO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Bass Boost | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1500 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +========+ | Solair | +========+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $200 | | 5x Nitrous | $500 | | 10x Nitrous | $1000 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $820 | | Atomic Wheels | $770 | | Ahab Wheels | $1000 | | Virtual Wheels | $620 | | Access Wheels | $1140 | | Off Road Wheels | $1000 | | Mega Wheels | $1030 | | Grove Wheels | $1230 | | Twist Wheels | $1200 | | Wires Wheels | $1560 | +----------------------------+-------+ | CAR STEREO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Bass Boost | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1500 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +==========+ | Stafford | +==========+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | EXHAUSTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Large Exhaust | $250 | | Upswept Exhaust | $350 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $200 | | 5x Nitrous | $500 | | 10x Nitrous | $1000 | +----------------------------+-------+ | ROOF | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Roof Scoop | $80 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SPOILERS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Win Spoiler | $550 | | Fury Spoiler | $350 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SIDE SKIRTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Side Skirt | $500 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $820 | | Atomic Wheels | $770 | | Ahab Wheels | $1000 | | Virtual Wheels | $620 | | Access Wheels | $1140 | | Off Road Wheels | $1000 | | Mega Wheels | $1030 | | Grove Wheels | $1230 | | Twist Wheels | $1200 | | Wires Wheels | $1560 | +----------------------------+-------+ | CAR STEREO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Bass Boost | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1500 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +==========+ | Stallion | +==========+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | VENTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Oval Hood Vent | $150 | | Square Hood Vent | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | LIGHTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Round Fog Lamp Lights | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $200 | | 5x Nitrous | $500 | | 10x Nitrous | $1000 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SPOILERS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Win Spoiler | $550 | | Fury Spoiler | $350 | | Alpha Spoiler | $250 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SIDE SKIRTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Side Skirt | $500 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $820 | | Atomic Wheels | $770 | | Ahab Wheels | $1000 | | Virtual Wheels | $620 | | Access Wheels | $1140 | | Off-Road Wheels | $1000 | | Mega Wheels | $1030 | | Grove Wheels | $1230 | | Twist Wheels | $1200 | | Wires Wheels | $1560 | +----------------------------+-------+ | CAR STEREO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Bass Boost | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1500 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +=========+ | Stretch | +=========+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $200 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $820 | | Atomic Wheels | $770 | | Ahab Wheels | $1000 | | Virtual Wheels | $620 | | Access Wheels | $1140 | | Off-Road Wheels | $1000 | | Mega Wheels | $1030 | | Grove Wheels | $1230 | | Twist Wheels | $1200 | | Wires Wheels | $1560 | +----------------------------+-------+ | CAR STEREO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Bass Boost | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1500 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +=========+ | Sunrise | +=========+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HOOD | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Fury Scoop Hood | $150 | | Champ Scoop Hood | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | VENTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Oval Hood Vent | $150 | | Square Hood Vent | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | EXHAUSTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Large Exhaust | $250 | | Twin Exhaust | $300 | | Upswept Exhaust | $350 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $200 | | 5x Nitrous | $500 | | 10x Nitrous | $1000 | +----------------------------+-------+ | ROOF | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Roof Scoop | $80 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SPOILERS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Win Spoiler | $550 | | Fury Spoiler | $350 | | Alpha Spoiler | $250 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $820 | | Atomic Wheels | $770 | | Ahab Wheels | $1000 | | Virtual Wheels | $620 | | Access Wheels | $1140 | | Off-Road Wheels | $1000 | | Mega Wheels | $1030 | | Grove Wheels | $1230 | | Twist Wheels | $1200 | | Wires Wheels | $1560 | +----------------------------+-------+ | CAR STEREO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Bass Boost | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1500 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +==========+ | Super GT | +==========+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $200 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $820 | | Atomic Wheels | $770 | | Ahab Wheels | $1000 | | Virtual Wheels | $620 | | Access Wheels | $1140 | | Off-Road Wheels | $1000 | | Mega Wheels | $1030 | | Grove Wheels | $1230 | | Twist Wheels | $1200 | | Wires Wheels | $1560 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1500 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +=======+ | Tampa | +=======+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HOOD | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Worx Scoop Hood | $250 | | Race Scoop Hood | $220 | +----------------------------+-------+ | VENTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Oval Hood Vent | $150 | | Square Hood Vent | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | EXHAUSTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Large Exhaust | $250 | | Twin Exhaust | $300 | | Upswept Exhaust | $350 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $200 | | 5x Nitrous | $500 | | 10x Nitrous | $1000 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SPOILERS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Win Spoiler | $550 | | Fury Spoiler | $350 | | Alpha Spoiler | $250 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SIDE SKIRTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Side Skirt | $500 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $820 | | Atomic Wheels | $770 | | Ahab Wheels | $1000 | | Virtual Wheels | $620 | | Access Wheels | $1140 | | Off-Road Wheels | $1000 | | Mega Wheels | $1030 | | Grove Wheels | $1230 | | Twist Wheels | $1200 | | Wires Wheels | $1560 | +----------------------------+-------+ | CAR STEREO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Bass Boost | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1500 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +======+ | Taxi | +======+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HOOD | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Fury Scoop Hood | $150 | | Champ Scoop Hood | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | EXHAUSTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Medium Exhaust | $200 | | Twin Exhaust | $300 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $200 | | 5x Nitrous | $500 | | 10x Nitrous | $1000 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SPOILERS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Win Spoiler | $550 | | Alpha Spoiler | $250 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $820 | | Atomic Wheels | $770 | | Ahab Wheels | $1000 | | Virtual Wheels | $620 | | Access Wheels | $1140 | | Off-Road Wheels | $1000 | | Mega Wheels | $1030 | | Grove Wheels | $1230 | | Twist Wheels | $1200 | | Wires Wheels | $1560 | +----------------------------+-------+ | CAR STEREO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Bass Boost | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1500 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +=========+ | Turismo | +=========+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $200 | | 5x Nitrous | $500 | | 10x Nitrous | $1000 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $820 | | Atomic Wheels | $770 | | Ahab Wheels | $1000 | | Virtual Wheels | $620 | | Access Wheels | $1140 | | Off-Road Wheels | $1000 | | Mega Wheels | $1030 | | Grove Wheels | $1230 | | Twist Wheels | $1200 | | Wires Wheels | $1560 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1500 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +=========+ | Vincent | +=========+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HOOD | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Champ Scoop Hood | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | VENTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Oval Hood Vent | $150 | | Square Hood Vent | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | EXHAUSTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Large Exhaust | $250 | | Twin Exhaust | $300 | | Upswept Exhaust | $350 | +----------------------------+-------+ | LIGHTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Square Fog Lamp Lights | $50 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $200 | | 5x Nitrous | $500 | | 10x Nitrous | $1000 | +----------------------------+-------+ | ROOF | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Roof Scoop | $80 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SPOILERS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Win Spoiler | $550 | | Fury Spoiler | $350 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SIDE SKIRTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Side Skirt | $500 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $820 | | Atomic Wheels | $770 | | Ahab Wheels | $1000 | | Virtual Wheels | $620 | | Access Wheels | $1140 | | Off-Road Wheels | $1000 | | Mega Wheels | $1030 | | Grove Wheels | $1230 | | Twist Wheels | $1200 | | Wires Wheels | $1560 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1500 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +=======+ | Virgo | +=======+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Color 1 | $150 | | Car Color 2 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | VENTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Oval Hood Vent | $150 | | Square Hood Vent | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | EXHAUSTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Large Exhaust | $250 | | Medium Exhaust | $200 | | Twin Exhaust | $300 | | Upswept Exhaust | $350 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $200 | | 5x Nitrous | $500 | | 10x Nitrous | $1000 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SPOILERS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Champ Spoiler | $400 | | Fury Spoiler | $350 | | Alpha Spoiler | $250 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SIDE SKIRTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Side Skirt | $500 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $820 | | Atomic Wheels | $770 | | Ahab Wheels | $1000 | | Virtual Wheels | $620 | | Access Wheels | $1140 | | Off Road Wheels | $1000 | | Mega Wheels | $1030 | | Grove Wheels | $1230 | | Twist Wheels | $1200 | | Wires Wheels | $1560 | +----------------------------+-------+ | CAR STEREO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Bass Boost | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1500 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +========+ | Walton | +========+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HOOD | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Fury Scoop Hood | $150 | | Champ Scoop Hood | $100 | | Worx Scoop Hood | $250 | +----------------------------+-------+ | EXHAUSTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Large Exhaust | $250 | | Medium Exhaust | $200 | | Small Exhaust | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | LIGHTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Round Fog Lamp Lights | $100 | | Square Fog Lamp Lights | $50 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $200 | | 5x Nitrous | $500 | | 10x Nitrous | $1000 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $820 | | Atomic Wheels | $770 | | Ahab Wheels | $1000 | | Virtual Wheels | $620 | | Access Wheels | $1140 | | Off Road Wheels | $1000 | | Mega Wheels | $1030 | | Grove Wheels | $1230 | | Twist Wheels | $1200 | | Wires Wheels | $1560 | +----------------------------+-------+ | CAR STEREO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Bass Boost | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1500 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +============+ | Washington | +============+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | EXHAUSTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Large Exhaust | $250 | | Medium Exhaust | $200 | | Twin Exhaust | $300 | | Upswept Exhaust | $350 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $200 | | 5x Nitrous | $500 | | 10x Nitrous | $1000 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SPOILERS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Champ Spoiler | $400 | | Fury Spoiler | $350 | | Worx Spoiler | $200 | | Pro Spoiler | $400 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $820 | | Atomic Wheels | $770 | | Ahab Wheels | $1000 | | Virtual Wheels | $620 | | Access Wheels | $1140 | | Off Road Wheels | $1000 | | Mega Wheels | $1030 | | Grove Wheels | $1230 | | Twist Wheels | $1200 | | Wires Wheels | $1560 | +----------------------------+-------+ | CAR STEREO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Bass Boost | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1500 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +=========+ | Willard | +=========+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HOOD | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Worx Scoop Hood | $250 | | Race Scoop Hood | $220 | +----------------------------+-------+ | EXHAUSTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Large Exhaust | $250 | | Twin Exhaust | $300 | | Upswept Exhaust | $350 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $200 | | 5x Nitrous | $500 | | 10x Nitrous | $1000 | +----------------------------+-------+ | ROOF | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Roof Scoop | $80 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SPOILERS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Win Spoiler | $550 | | Fury Spoiler | $350 | | Alpha Spoiler | $250 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SIDE SKIRTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Side Skirt | $500 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $820 | | Atomic Wheels | $770 | | Ahab Wheels | $1000 | | Virtual Wheels | $620 | | Access Wheels | $1140 | | Off Road Wheels | $1000 | | Mega Wheels | $1030 | | Grove Wheels | $1230 | | Twist Wheels | $1200 | | Wires Wheels | $1560 | +----------------------------+-------+ | CAR STEREO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Bass Boost | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1500 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +=========+ | Windsor | +=========+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $200 | | 5x Nitrous | $500 | | 10x Nitrous | $1000 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $820 | | Atomic Wheels | $770 | | Ahab Wheels | $1000 | | Virtual Wheels | $620 | | Access Wheels | $1140 | | Off Road Wheels | $1000 | | Mega Wheels | $1030 | | Grove Wheels | $1230 | | Twist Wheels | $1200 | | Wires Wheels | $1560 | +----------------------------+-------+ | CAR STEREO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Bass Boost | $100 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1500 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +========+ | ZR-350 | +========+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | EXHAUSTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Large Exhaust | $250 | | Medium Exhaust | $200 | | Twin Exhaust | $300 | | Upswept Exhaust | $350 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $200 | | 5x Nitrous | $500 | | 10x Nitrous | $1000 | +----------------------------+-------+ | ROOF | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Roof Scoop | $80 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SIDE SKIRTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Side Skirt | $500 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $820 | | Atomic Wheels | $770 | | Ahab Wheels | $1000 | | Virtual Wheels | $620 | | Access Wheels | $1140 | | Off Road Wheels | $1000 | | Mega Wheels | $1030 | | Grove Wheels | $1230 | | Twist Wheels | $1200 | | Wires Wheels | $1560 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1500 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +==========================+ | Come-A-Lot; Las Venturas | +==========================+ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- +=========+ | Admiral | +=========+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $240 | | 5x Nitrous | $600 | | 10x Nitrous | $1200 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $984 | | Atomic Wheels | $924 | | Ahab Wheels | $1200 | | Virtual Wheels | $744 | | Access Wheels | $1368 | | Off-Road Wheels | $1200 | | Mega Wheels | $1236 | | Grove Wheels | $1476 | | Twist Wheels | $1440 | | Wires Wheels | $1872 | +----------------------------+-------+ | CAR STEREO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Bass Boost | $120 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1800 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +=======+ | Alpha | +=======+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $240 | | 5x Nitrous | $600 | | 10x Nitrous | $1200 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $984 | | Atomic Wheels | $924 | | Ahab Wheels | $1200 | | Virtual Wheels | $744 | | Access Wheels | $1368 | | Off-Road Wheels | $1200 | | Mega Wheels | $1236 | | Grove Wheels | $1476 | | Twist Wheels | $1440 | | Wires Wheels | $1872 | +----------------------------+-------+ | CAR STEREO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Bass Boost | $120 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1800 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +=========+ | Banshee | +=========+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | | Car Colour 2 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $240 | | 5x Nitrous | $600 | | 10x Nitrous | $1200 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $984 | | Atomic Wheels | $924 | | Ahab Wheels | $1200 | | Virtual Wheels | $744 | | Access Wheels | $1368 | | Off-Road Wheels | $1200 | | Mega Wheels | $1236 | | Grove Wheels | $1476 | | Twist Wheels | $1440 | | Wires Wheels | $1872 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1800 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +================+ | Blista Compact | +================+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | | Car Colour 2 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HOOD | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Race Scoop Hood | | +----------------------------+-------+ | VENTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Oval Hood Vent | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | EXHAUSTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Large Exhaust | $300 | | Twin Exhaust | $360 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $240 | | 5x Nitrous | $600 | | 10x Nitrous | $1200 | +----------------------------+-------+ | ROOF | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Roof Scoop | $96 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SPOILERS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Win Spoilers | $660 | | Drag Spoilers | $240 | | Fury Spoilers | $420 | | Alpha Spoilers | $300 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SIDE SKIRTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Side Skirt | $600 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $984 | | Atomic Wheels | $924 | | Ahab Wheels | $1200 | | Virtual Wheels | $744 | | Access Wheels | $1368 | | Off-Road Wheels | $1200 | | Mega Wheels | $1236 | | Grove Wheels | $1476 | | Twist Wheels | $1440 | | Wires Wheels | $1872 | +----------------------------+-------+ | CAR STEREO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Bass Boost | $120 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1800 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +========+ | Bobcat | +========+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | | Car Colour 2 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | EXHAUSTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Large Exhaust | $300 | | Medium Exhaust | $240 | | Twin Exhaust | $360 | +----------------------------+-------+ | LIGHTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Round Fog Lamp Lights | $120 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $240 | | 5x Nitrous | $600 | | 10x Nitrous | $1200 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SIDE SKIRTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Side Skirt | $600 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $984 | | Atomic Wheels | $924 | | Ahab Wheels | $1200 | | Virtual Wheels | $744 | | Access Wheels | $1368 | | Off-Road Wheels | $1200 | | Mega Wheels | $1236 | | Grove Wheels | $1476 | | Twist Wheels | $1440 | | Wires Wheels | $1872 | +----------------------------+-------+ | CAR STEREO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Bass Boost | $120 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1800 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +=========+ | Bravura | +=========+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HOOD | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Fury Scoop Hood | $180 | | Champ Scoop Hood | $120 | +----------------------------+-------+ | VENTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Oval Hood Vent | $150 | | Square Hood Vent | $120 | +----------------------------+-------+ | EXHAUSTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Large Exhaust | $300 | | Twin Exhaust | $360 | +----------------------------+-------+ | LIGHTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Round Fog Lamp Lights | $120 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $240 | | 5x Nitrous | $600 | | 10x Nitrous | $1200 | +----------------------------+-------+ | ROOF | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Roof Scoop | $96 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SPOILERS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Win Spoilers | $660 | | Alpha Spoilers | $300 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SIDE SKIRT | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Side Skirt | $600 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $984 | | Atomic Wheels | $924 | | Ahab Wheels | $1200 | | Virtual Wheels | $744 | | Access Wheels | $1368 | | Off-Road Wheels | $1200 | | Mega Wheels | $1236 | | Grove Wheels | $1476 | | Twist Wheels | $1440 | | Wires Wheels | $1872 | +----------------------------+-------+ | CAR STEREO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Bass Boost | $120 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1800 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +===========+ | Buccaneer | +===========+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HOOD | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Fury Scoop | $180 | +----------------------------+-------+ | VENTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Oval Hood Vent | $150 | | Square Hood Vent | $120 | +----------------------------+-------+ | EXHAUSTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Large Exhaust | $300 | | Upswept Exhaust | $420 | +----------------------------+-------+ | LIGHTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Round Fog Lamp Lights | $120 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $240 | | 5x Nitrous | $600 | | 10x Nitrous | $1200 | +----------------------------+-------+ | ROOF | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Roof Scoop | $96 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SPOILERS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Win Spoilers | $660 | | Fury Spoilers | $420 | | Alpha Spoilers | $300 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SIDE SKIRTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Side Skirt | $600 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $984 | | Atomic Wheels | $924 | | Ahab Wheels | $1200 | | Virtual Wheels | $744 | | Access Wheels | $1368 | | Off-Road Wheels | $1200 | | Mega Wheels | $1236 | | Grove Wheels | $1476 | | Twist Wheels | $1440 | | Wires Wheels | $1872 | +----------------------------+-------+ | CAR STEREO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Bass Boost | $120 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1800 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +=========+ | Buffalo | +=========+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $240 | | 10x Nitrous | $1200 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $984 | | Atomic Wheels | $924 | | Ahab Wheels | $1200 | | Virtual Wheels | $744 | | Access Wheels | $1368 | | Off-Road Wheels | $1200 | | Mega Wheels | $1236 | | Grove Wheels | $1476 | | Twist Wheels | $1440 | | Wires Wheels | $1872 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1800 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +========+ | Bullet | +========+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $240 | | 5x Nitrous | $600 | | 10x Nitrous | $1200 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $984 | | Atomic Wheels | $924 | | Ahab Wheels | $1200 | | Virtual Wheels | $744 | | Access Wheels | $1368 | | Off-Road Wheels | $1200 | | Mega Wheels | $1236 | | Grove Wheels | $1476 | | Twist Wheels | $1440 | | Wires Wheels | $1872 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1800 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +========+ | Cabbie | +========+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $240 | | 5x Nitrous | $600 | | 10x Nitrous | $1200 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $984 | | Atomic Wheels | $924 | | Ahab Wheels | $1200 | | Virtual Wheels | $744 | | Access Wheels | $1368 | | Off-Road Wheels | $1200 | | Mega Wheels | $1236 | | Grove Wheels | $1476 | | Twist Wheels | $1440 | | Wires Wheels | $1872 | +----------------------------+-------+ | CAR STEREO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Bass Boost | $120 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1800 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +=========+ | Cadrona | +=========+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | EXHAUSTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Large Exhaust | $300 | | Medium Exhaust | $240 | | Upswept Exhaust | $420 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $240 | | 5x Nitrous | $600 | | 10x Nitrous | $1200 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SPOILERS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Win Spoiler | $660 | | Champ Spoiler | $480 | | Race Spoiler | $600 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SIDE SKIRTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Side Skirts | $600 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $984 | | Atomic Wheels | $924 | | Ahab Wheels | $1200 | | Virtual Wheels | $744 | | Access Wheels | $1368 | | Off-Road Wheels | $1200 | | Mega Wheels | $1236 | | Grove Wheels | $1476 | | Twist Wheels | $1440 | | Wires Wheels | $1872 | +----------------------------+-------+ | CAR STEREO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Bass Boost | $120 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1800 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +=========+ | Cheetah | +=========+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | EXHAUSTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Twin Exhaust | $360 | | Upswept Exhaust | $420 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $240 | | 5x Nitrous | $600 | | 10x Nitrous | $1200 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SPOILERS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Win Spoiler | $660 | | Fury Spoiler | $420 | | Alpha Spoiler | $300 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SIDE SKIRTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Side Skirts | $600 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $984 | | Atomic Wheels | $924 | | Ahab Wheels | $1200 | | Virtual Wheels | $744 | | Access Wheels | $1368 | | Off-Road Wheels | $1200 | | Mega Wheels | $1236 | | Grove Wheels | $1476 | | Twist Wheels | $1440 | | Wires Wheels | $1872 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1800 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +========+ | Clover | +========+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | VENTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Square Hood Vent | $120 | +----------------------------+-------+ | EXHAUSTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Large Exhaust | $300 | | Medium Exhaust | $240 | | Twin Exhaust | $360 | | Upswept Exhaust | $420 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $240 | | 5x Nitrous | $600 | | 10x Nitrous | $1200 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SPOILERS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Champ Spoiler | $480 | | Race Spoiler | $600 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $984 | | Atomic Wheels | $924 | | Ahab Wheels | $1200 | | Virtual Wheels | $744 | | Access Wheels | $1368 | | Off-Road Wheels | $1200 | | Mega Wheels | $1236 | | Grove Wheels | $1476 | | Twist Wheels | $1440 | | Wires Wheels | $1872 | +----------------------------+-------+ | CAR STEREO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Bass Boost | $120 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1800 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +======+ | Club | +======+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HOOD | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Fury Scoop Hood | $180 | | Champ Scoop Hood | $120 | +----------------------------+-------+ | VENTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Square Hood Vent | $120 | +----------------------------+-------+ | EXHAUSTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Large Exhaust | $300 | | Upswept Exhaust | $420 | +----------------------------+-------+ | LIGHTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Round Fog Lamp Lights | $120 | | Square Fog Lamp Lights | $60 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $240 | | 5x Nitrous | $600 | | 10x Nitrous | $1200 | +----------------------------+-------+ | ROOF | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Roof Scoop | $96 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SPOILERS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Worx Spoiler | $240 | | Pro Spoiler | $480 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SIDE SKIRTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Side Skirt | $600 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $984 | | Atomic Wheels | $924 | | Ahab Wheels | $1200 | | Virtual Wheels | $744 | | Access Wheels | $1368 | | Off-Road Wheels | $1200 | | Mega Wheels | $1236 | | Grove Wheels | $1476 | | Twist Wheels | $1440 | | Wires Wheels | $1872 | +----------------------------+-------+ | CAR STEREO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Bass Boost | $120 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1800 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +=======+ | Comet | +=======+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | | Car Colour 2 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $240 | | 5x Nitrous | $600 | | 10x Nitrous | $1200 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $984 | | Atomic Wheels | $924 | | Ahab Wheels | $1200 | | Virtual Wheels | $744 | | Access Wheels | $1368 | | Off-Road Wheels | $1200 | | Mega Wheels | $1236 | | Grove Wheels | $1476 | | Twist Wheels | $1440 | | Wires Wheels | $1872 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1800 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +=========+ | Elegant | +=========+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $240 | | 5x Nitrous | $600 | | 10x Nitrous | $1200 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $984 | | Atomic Wheels | $924 | | Ahab Wheels | $1200 | | Virtual Wheels | $744 | | Access Wheels | $1368 | | Off-Road Wheels | $1200 | | Mega Wheels | $1236 | | Grove Wheels | $1476 | | Twist Wheels | $1440 | | Wires Wheels | $1872 | +----------------------------+-------+ | CAR STEREO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Bass Boost | $120 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1800 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +=========+ | Emperor | +=========+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | VENTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Oval Hood Vent | $150 | | Square Hood Vent | $120 | +----------------------------+-------+ | EXHAUSTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Large Exhaust | $300 | | Twin Exhaust | $360 | | Upswept Exhaust | $420 | +----------------------------+-------+ | LIGHTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Round Fog Lamp Lights | $120 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $240 | | 5x Nitrous | $600 | | 10x Nitrous | $1200 | +----------------------------+-------+ | ROOF | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Roof Scoop | $96 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SPOILERS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Win Spoiler | $660 | | Fury Spoiler | $420 | | Alpha Spoiler | $300 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SIDE SKIRTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Side Skirt | $600 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $984 | | Atomic Wheels | $924 | | Ahab Wheels | $1200 | | Virtual Wheels | $744 | | Access Wheels | $1368 | | Off-Road Wheels | $1200 | | Mega Wheels | $1236 | | Grove Wheels | $1476 | | Twist Wheels | $1440 | | Wires Wheels | $1872 | +----------------------------+-------+ | CAR STEREO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Bass Boost | $120 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1800 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +===========+ | Esperanto | +===========+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $240 | | 5x Nitrous | $600 | | 10x Nitrous | $1200 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $984 | | Atomic Wheels | $924 | | Ahab Wheels | $1200 | | Virtual Wheels | $744 | | Access Wheels | $1368 | | Off-Road Wheels | $1200 | | Mega Wheels | $1236 | | Grove Wheels | $1476 | | Twist Wheels | $1440 | | Wires Wheels | $1872 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1800 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +=======+ | Euros | +=======+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +=========+ | Feltzer | +=========+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $240 | | 5x Nitrous | $600 | | 10x Nitrous | $1200 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $984 | | Atomic Wheels | $924 | | Ahab Wheels | $1200 | | Virtual Wheels | $744 | | Access Wheels | $1368 | | Off-Road Wheels | $1200 | | Mega Wheels | $1236 | | Grove Wheels | $1476 | | Twist Wheels | $1440 | | Wires Wheels | $1872 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1800 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +=========+ | Fortune | +=========+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $240 | | 5x Nitrous | $600 | | 10x Nitrous | $1200 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $984 | | Atomic Wheels | $924 | | Ahab Wheels | $1200 | | Virtual Wheels | $744 | | Access Wheels | $1368 | | Off-Road Wheels | $1200 | | Mega Wheels | $1236 | | Grove Wheels | $1476 | | Twist Wheels | $1440 | | Wires Wheels | $1872 | +----------------------------+-------+ | CAR STEREO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Bass Boost | $120 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1800 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +==========+ | Glendale | +==========+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | | Car Colour 2 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $240 | | 5x Nitrous | $600 | | 10x Nitrous | $1200 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $984 | | Atomic Wheels | $924 | | Ahab Wheels | $1200 | | Virtual Wheels | $744 | | Access Wheels | $1368 | | Off-Road Wheels | $1200 | | Mega Wheels | $1236 | | Grove Wheels | $1476 | | Twist Wheels | $1440 | | Wires Wheels | $1872 | +----------------------------+-------+ | CAR STEREO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Bass Boost | $120 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1800 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +===========+ | Greenwood | +===========+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | | Car Colour 2 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HOOD | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Fury Scoop Hood | $180 | | Champ Scoop Hood | $120 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $240 | | 5x Nitrous | $600 | | 10x Nitrous | $1200 | +----------------------------+-------+ | ROOF | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Roof Scoop | $96 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SPOILERS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Worx Spoiler | $240 | | Pro Spoiler | $480 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $984 | | Atomic Wheels | $924 | | Ahab Wheels | $1200 | | Virtual Wheels | $744 | | Access Wheels | $1368 | | Off-Road Wheels | $1200 | | Mega Wheels | $1236 | | Grove Wheels | $1476 | | Twist Wheels | $1440 | | Wires Wheels | $1872 | +----------------------------+-------+ | CAR STEREO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Bass Boost | $120 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1800 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +========+ | Hermes | +========+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $240 | | 5x Nitrous | $600 | | 10x Nitrous | $1200 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $984 | | Atomic Wheels | $924 | | Ahab Wheels | $1200 | | Virtual Wheels | $744 | | Access Wheels | $1368 | | Off-Road Wheels | $1200 | | Mega Wheels | $1236 | | Grove Wheels | $1476 | | Twist Wheels | $1440 | | Wires Wheels | $1872 | +----------------------------+-------+ | CAR STEREO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Bass Boost | $120 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1800 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +=========+ | Huntley | +=========+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $240 | | 5x Nitrous | $600 | | 10x Nitrous | $1200 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $984 | | Atomic Wheels | $924 | | Ahab Wheels | $1200 | | Virtual Wheels | $744 | | Access Wheels | $1368 | | Off-Road Wheels | $1200 | | Mega Wheels | $1236 | | Grove Wheels | $1476 | | Twist Wheels | $1440 | | Wires Wheels | $1872 | +----------------------------+-------+ | CAR STEREO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Bass Boost | $120 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1800 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +=========+ | Hustler | +=========+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $240 | | 5x Nitrous | $600 | | 10x Nitrous | $1200 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $984 | | Atomic Wheels | $924 | | Ahab Wheels | $1200 | | Virtual Wheels | $744 | | Access Wheels | $1368 | | Off-Road Wheels | $1200 | | Mega Wheels | $1236 | | Grove Wheels | $1476 | | Twist Wheels | $1440 | | Wires Wheels | $1872 | +----------------------------+-------+ | CAR STEREO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Bass Boost | $120 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1800 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +==========+ | Infernus | +==========+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $240 | | 5x Nitrous | $600 | | 10x Nitrous | $1200 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $984 | | Atomic Wheels | $924 | | Ahab Wheels | $1200 | | Virtual Wheels | $744 | | Access Wheels | $1368 | | Off-Road Wheels | $1200 | | Mega Wheels | $1236 | | Grove Wheels | $1476 | | Twist Wheels | $1440 | | Wires Wheels | $1872 | +----------------------------+-------+ | CAR STEREO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Bass Boost | $120 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1600 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +==========+ | Intruder | +==========+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HOOD | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Champ Scoop Hood | $120 | +----------------------------+-------+ | VENTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Oval Hood Vent | $150 | | Square Hood Vent | $120 | +----------------------------+-------+ | EXHAUSTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Twin Exhaust | $360 | | Upswept Exhaust | $420 | +----------------------------+-------+ | LIGHTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Square Fog Lamp Lights | $60 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $240 | | 5x Nitrous | $600 | | 10x Nitrous | $1200 | +----------------------------+-------+ | ROOF | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Roof Scoop | $96 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SPOILERS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Win Spoiler | $660 | | Drag Spoiler | $240 | | Fury Spoiler | $420 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SIDE SKIRTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Side Skirt | $600 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $984 | | Atomic Wheels | $924 | | Ahab Wheels | $1200 | | Virtual Wheels | $744 | | Access Wheels | $1368 | | Off-Road Wheels | $1200 | | Mega Wheels | $1236 | | Grove Wheels | $1476 | | Twist Wheels | $1440 | | Wires Wheels | $1872 | +----------------------------+-------+ | CAR STEREO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Bass Boost | $120 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1800 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +=============+ | Landstalker | +=============+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | EXHAUSTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Large Exhaust | $300 | | Medium Exhaust | $240 | | Twin Exhaust | $360 | | Upswept Exhaust | $420 | +----------------------------+-------+ | LIGHTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Round Fog Lamp Lights | $120 | | Square Fog Lamp Lights | $60 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $240 | | 5x Nitrous | $600 | | 10x Nitrous | $1200 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $984 | | Atomic Wheels | $924 | | Ahab Wheels | $1200 | | Virtual Wheels | $744 | | Access Wheels | $1368 | | Off-Road Wheels | $1200 | | Mega Wheels | $1236 | | Grove Wheels | $1476 | | Twist Wheels | $1440 | | Wires Wheels | $1872 | +----------------------------+-------+ | CAR STEREO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Bass Boost | $120 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1800 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +==========+ | Majestic | +==========+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | | Car Colour 2 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | VENTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Oval Hood Vent | $150 | | Square Hood Vent | $120 | +----------------------------+-------+ | EXHAUSTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Large Exhaust | $300 | | Twin Exhaust | $360 | | Upswept Exhaust | $420 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $240 | | 5x Nitrous | $600 | | 10x Nitrous | $1200 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SPOILERS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Drag Spoiler | $240 | | Fury Spoiler | $420 | | Worx Spoiler | $240 | | Alpha Spoiler | $300 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SIDE SKIRTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Side Skirt | $600 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $984 | | Atomic Wheels | $924 | | Ahab Wheels | $1200 | | Virtual Wheels | $744 | | Access Wheels | $1368 | | Off-Road Wheels | $1200 | | Mega Wheels | $1236 | | Grove Wheels | $1476 | | Twist Wheels | $1440 | | Wires Wheels | $1872 | +----------------------------+-------+ | CAR STEREO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Bass Boost | $120 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1800 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +========+ | Manana | +========+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | EXHAUSTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Large Exhaust | $300 | | Medium Exhaust | $240 | | Twin Exhaust | $360 | +----------------------------+-------+ | LIGHTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Round Fog Lamp Lights | $120 | | Square Fog Lamp Lights | $60 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $240 | | 5x Nitrous | $600 | | 10x Nitrous | $1200 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SPOILERS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Win Spoiler | $660 | | Fury Spoiler | $420 | | Alpha Spoiler | $300 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SIDE SKIRTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Side Skirt | $600 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $984 | | Atomic Wheels | $924 | | Ahab Wheels | $1200 | | Virtual Wheels | $744 | | Access Wheels | $1368 | | Off-Road Wheels | $1200 | | Mega Wheels | $1236 | | Grove Wheels | $1476 | | Twist Wheels | $1440 | | Wires Wheels | $1872 | +----------------------------+-------+ | CAR STEREO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Bass Boost | $120 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1800 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +=======+ | Merit | +=======+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HOOD | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Fury Scoop Hood | $180 | +----------------------------+-------+ | EXHAUSTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Large Exhaust | $300 | | Medium Exhaust | $240 | | Twin Exhaust | $360 | | Upswept Exhaust | $420 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $240 | | 5x Nitrous | $600 | | 10x Nitrous | $1200 | +----------------------------+-------+ | ROOF | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Roof Scoop | $96 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SPOILERS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Drag Spoiler | $240 | | Fury Spoiler | $420 | | Worx Spoiler | $240 | | Alpha Spoiler | $300 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $984 | | Atomic Wheels | $924 | | Ahab Wheels | $1200 | | Virtual Wheels | $744 | | Access Wheels | $1368 | | Off-Road Wheels | $1200 | | Mega Wheels | $1236 | | Grove Wheels | $1476 | | Twist Wheels | $1440 | | Wires Wheels | $1872 | +----------------------------+-------+ | CAR STEREO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Bass Boost | $120 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1800 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +======+ | Mesa | +======+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | EXHAUSTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Large Exhaust | $300 | | Medium Exhaust | $240 | | Twin Exhaust | $360 | +----------------------------+-------+ | LIGHTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Round Fog Lamp Lights | $120 | | Square Fog Lamp Lights | $60 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $240 | | 5x Nitrous | $600 | | 10x Nitrous | $1200 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $984 | | Atomic Wheels | $924 | | Ahab Wheels | $1200 | | Virtual Wheels | $744 | | Access Wheels | $1368 | | Off-Road Wheels | $1200 | | Mega Wheels | $1236 | | Grove Wheels | $1476 | | Twist Wheels | $1440 | | Wires Wheels | $1872 | +----------------------------+-------+ | CAR STEREO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Bass Boost | $120 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1800 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +==========+ | Moonbeam | +==========+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | EXHAUSTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Large Exhaust | $300 | | Medium Exhaust | $240 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $240 | | 5x Nitrous | $600 | | 10x Nitrous | $1200 | +----------------------------+-------+ | ROOF | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Roof Scoop | $96 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SPOILERS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Drag Spoiler | $240 | | Worx Spoiler | $240 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $984 | | Atomic Wheels | $924 | | Ahab Wheels | $1200 | | Virtual Wheels | $744 | | Access Wheels | $1368 | | Off-Road Wheels | $1200 | | Mega Wheels | $1236 | | Grove Wheels | $1476 | | Twist Wheels | $1440 | | Wires Wheels | $1872 | +----------------------------+-------+ | CAR STEREO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Bass Boost | $120 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1800 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +========+ | Nebula | +========+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HOOD | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Champ Scoop Hood | $120 | +----------------------------+-------+ | EXHAUSTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Large Exhaust | $300 | | Medium Exhaust | $240 | | Twin Exhaust | $360 | | Upswept Exhaust | $420 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $240 | | 5x Nitrous | $600 | | 10x Nitrous | $1200 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SPOILERS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Drag Spoiler | $240 | | Race Spoiler | $600 | | Worx Spoiler | $240 | | Pro Spoiler | $420 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SIDE SKIRTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Side Skirt | $600 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $984 | | Atomic Wheels | $924 | | Ahab Wheels | $1200 | | Virtual Wheels | $744 | | Access Wheels | $1368 | | Off-Road Wheels | $1200 | | Mega Wheels | $1236 | | Grove Wheels | $1476 | | Twist Wheels | $1440 | | Wires Wheels | $1872 | +----------------------------+-------+ | CAR STEREO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Bass Boost | $120 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1800 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +=========+ | Oceanic | +=========+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | | Car Colour 2 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $240 | | 5x Nitrous | $600 | | 10x Nitrous | $1200 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $984 | | Atomic Wheels | $924 | | Ahab Wheels | $1200 | | Virtual Wheels | $744 | | Access Wheels | $1368 | | Off-Road Wheels | $1200 | | Mega Wheels | $1236 | | Grove Wheels | $1476 | | Twist Wheels | $1440 | | Wires Wheels | $1872 | +----------------------------+-------+ | CAR STEREO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Bass Boost | $120 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1800 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +===========+ | Perennial | +===========+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | EXHAUSTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Large Exhaust | $300 | | Medium Exhaust | $240 | | Twin Exhaust | $360 | +----------------------------+-------+ | LIGHTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Round Fog Lamp Lights | $120 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $240 | | 5x Nitrous | $600 | | 10x Nitrous | $1200 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SPOILERS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Drag Spoiler | $240 | | Worx Spoiler | $240 | | Pro Spoiler | $480 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SIDE SKIRTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Side Skirt | $600 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $984 | | Atomic Wheels | $924 | | Ahab Wheels | $1200 | | Virtual Wheels | $744 | | Access Wheels | $1368 | | Off-Road Wheels | $1200 | | Mega Wheels | $1236 | | Grove Wheels | $1476 | | Twist Wheels | $1440 | | Wires Wheels | $1872 | +----------------------------+-------+ | CAR STEREO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Bass Boost | $120 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1800 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +=========+ | Phoenix | +=========+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | | Car Colour 2 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | VENTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Oval Hood Vent | $150 | | Square Hood Vent | $120 | +----------------------------+-------+ | EXHAUSTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Large Exhaust | $300 | | Twin Exhaust | $360 | | Upswept Exhaust | $420 | +----------------------------+-------+ | LIGHTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Square Fog Lamp Lights | $60 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $240 | | 5x Nitrous | $600 | | 10x Nitrous | $1200 | +----------------------------+-------+ | ROOF | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Roof Scoop | $96 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SPOILERS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Win Spoiler | $660 | | Fury Spoiler | $420 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SIDE SKIRTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Side Skirt | $600 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $984 | | Atomic Wheels | $924 | | Ahab Wheels | $1200 | | Virtual Wheels | $744 | | Access Wheels | $1368 | | Off-Road Wheels | $1200 | | Mega Wheels | $1236 | | Grove Wheels | $1476 | | Twist Wheels | $1440 | | Wires Wheels | $1872 | +----------------------------+-------+ | CAR STEREO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Bass Boost | $120 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1800 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +=========+ | Picador | +=========+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HOOD | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Fury Scoop Hood | $180 | | Champ Scoop Hood | $120 | +----------------------------+-------+ | EXHAUSTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Large Exhaust | $300 | | Small Exhaust | $180 | | Upswept Exhaust | $420 | +----------------------------+-------+ | LIGHTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Round Fog Lamp Lights | $120 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $240 | | 5x Nitrous | $600 | | 10x Nitrous | $1200 | +----------------------------+-------+ | ROOF | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Roof Scoop | $96 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SIDE SKIRTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Side Skirt | $600 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $984 | | Atomic Wheels | $924 | | Ahab Wheels | $1200 | | Virtual Wheels | $744 | | Access Wheels | $1368 | | Off-Road Wheels | $1200 | | Mega Wheels | $1236 | | Grove Wheels | $1476 | | Twist Wheels | $1440 | | Wires Wheels | $1872 | +----------------------------+-------+ | CAR STEREO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Bass Boost | $120 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1800 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +=========+ | Premier | +=========+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HOOD | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Fury Scoop Hood | $180 | | Champ Scoop Hood | $120 | +----------------------------+-------+ | EXHAUSTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Medium Exhaust | $240 | | Twin Exhaust | $360 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $240 | | 5x Nitrous | $600 | | 10x Nitrous | $1200 | +----------------------------+-------+ | ROOF | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Roof Scoop | $96 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SPOILERS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Win Spoiler | $660 | | Alpha Spoiler | $300 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $984 | | Atomic Wheels | $924 | | Ahab Wheels | $1200 | | Virtual Wheels | $744 | | Access Wheels | $1368 | | Off-Road Wheels | $1200 | | Mega Wheels | $1236 | | Grove Wheels | $1476 | | Twist Wheels | $1440 | | Wires Wheels | $1872 | +----------------------------+-------+ | CAR STEREO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Bass Boost | $120 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1800 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +=========+ | Previon | +=========+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | EXHAUSTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Large Exhaust | $300 | | Medium Exhaust | $240 | | Small Exhaust | $180 | | Twin Exhaust | $360 | +----------------------------+-------+ | LIGHTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Round Fog Lamp Lights | $120 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $240 | | 5x Nitrous | $600 | | 10x Nitrous | $1200 | +----------------------------+-------+ | ROOF | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Roof Scoop | $96 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SPOILERS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Win Spoiler | $660 | | Alpha Spoiler | $300 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SIDE SKIRTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Side Skirt | $600 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $984 | | Atomic Wheels | $924 | | Ahab Wheels | $1200 | | Virtual Wheels | $744 | | Access Wheels | $1368 | | Off-Road Wheels | $1200 | | Mega Wheels | $1236 | | Grove Wheels | $1476 | | Twist Wheels | $1440 | | Wires Wheels | $1872 | +----------------------------+-------+ | CAR STEREO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Bass Boost | $120 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1800 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +=======+ | Primo | +=======+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | VENTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Oval Hood Vent | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | EXHAUSTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Large Exhaust | $300 | | Medium Exhaust | $240 | | Twin Exhaust | $360 | | Upswept Exhaust | $420 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $240 | | 5x Nitrous | $600 | | 10x Nitrous | $1200 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SPOILERS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Worx Spoiler | $240 | | Alpha Spoiler | $300 | | Pro Spoiler | $480 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $984 | | Atomic Wheels | $924 | | Ahab Wheels | $1200 | | Virtual Wheels | $744 | | Access Wheels | $1368 | | Off-Road Wheels | $1200 | | Mega Wheels | $1236 | | Grove Wheels | $1476 | | Twist Wheels | $1440 | | Wires Wheels | $1872 | +----------------------------+-------+ | CAR STEREO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Bass Boost | $120 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1800 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +=========+ | Rancher | +=========+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | | Car Colour 2 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HOOD | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Fury Scoop Hood | $180 | | Champ Scoop Hood | $120 | +----------------------------+-------+ | EXHAUSTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Large Exhaust | $300 | | Twin Exhaust | $360 | | Upswept Exhaust | $420 | +----------------------------+-------+ | LIGHTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Round Fog Lamp Lights | $120 | | Square Fog Lamp Lights | $60 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $240 | | 5x Nitrous | $600 | | 10x Nitrous | $1200 | +----------------------------+-------+ | ROOF | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Roof Scoop | $96 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SPOILERS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Drag Spoiler | $240 | | Worx Spoiler | $240 | | Pro Spoiler | $480 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $984 | | Atomic Wheels | $924 | | Ahab Wheels | $1200 | | Virtual Wheels | $744 | | Access Wheels | $1368 | | Off-Road Wheels | $1200 | | Mega Wheels | $1236 | | Grove Wheels | $1476 | | Twist Wheels | $1440 | | Wires Wheels | $1872 | +----------------------------+-------+ | CAR STEREO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Bass Boost | $120 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1800 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +=========+ | Regina | +=========+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | | Car Colour 2 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $240 | | 5x Nitrous | $600 | | 10x Nitrous | $1200 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $984 | | Atomic Wheels | $924 | | Ahab Wheels | $1200 | | Virtual Wheels | $744 | | Access Wheels | $1368 | | Off-Road Wheels | $1200 | | Mega Wheels | $1236 | | Grove Wheels | $1476 | | Twist Wheels | $1440 | | Wires Wheels | $1872 | +----------------------------+-------+ | CAR STEREO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Bass Boost | $120 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1800 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +========+ | Romero | +========+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | | Car Colour 2 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $240 | | 5x Nitrous | $600 | | 10x Nitrous | $1200 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $984 | | Atomic Wheels | $924 | | Ahab Wheels | $1200 | | Virtual Wheels | $744 | | Access Wheels | $1368 | | Off-Road Wheels | $1200 | | Mega Wheels | $1236 | | Grove Wheels | $1476 | | Twist Wheels | $1440 | | Wires Wheels | $1872 | +----------------------------+-------+ | CAR STEREO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Bass Boost | $120 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1800 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +=======+ | Sabre | +=======+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $240 | | 5x Nitrous | $600 | | 10x Nitrous | $1200 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $984 | | Atomic Wheels | $924 | | Ahab Wheels | $1200 | | Virtual Wheels | $744 | | Access Wheels | $1368 | | Off-Road Wheels | $1200 | | Mega Wheels | $1236 | | Grove Wheels | $1476 | | Twist Wheels | $1440 | | Wires Wheels | $1872 | +----------------------------+-------+ | CAR STEREO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Bass Boost | $120 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1800 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +==========+ | Sentinel | +==========+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | EXHAUSTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Large Exhaust | $300 | | Medium Exhaust | $240 | | Twin Exhaust | $360 | | Upswept Exhaust | $420 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $240 | | 5x Nitrous | $600 | | 10x Nitrous | $1200 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SPOILERS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Win Spoiler | $660 | | Champ Spoiler | $480 | | Fury Spoiler | $420 | | Pro Spoiler | $480 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $984 | | Atomic Wheels | $924 | | Ahab Wheels | $1200 | | Virtual Wheels | $744 | | Access Wheels | $1368 | | Off-Road Wheels | $1200 | | Mega Wheels | $1236 | | Grove Wheels | $1476 | | Twist Wheels | $1440 | | Wires Wheels | $1872 | +----------------------------+-------+ | CAR STEREO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Bass Boost | $120 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1800 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +========+ | Solair | +========+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $240 | | 5x Nitrous | $600 | | 10x Nitrous | $1200 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $984 | | Atomic Wheels | $924 | | Ahab Wheels | $1200 | | Virtual Wheels | $744 | | Access Wheels | $1368 | | Off-Road Wheels | $1200 | | Mega Wheels | $1236 | | Grove Wheels | $1476 | | Twist Wheels | $1440 | | Wires Wheels | $1872 | +----------------------------+-------+ | CAR STEREO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Bass Boost | $120 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1800 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +==========+ | Stafford | +==========+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | EXHAUSTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Large Exhaust | $300 | | Upswept Exhaust | $420 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $240 | | 5x Nitrous | $600 | | 10x Nitrous | $1200 | +----------------------------+-------+ | ROOF | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Roof Scoop | $96 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SPOILERS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Win Spoiler | $660 | | Fury Spoiler | $420 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SIDE SKIRTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Side Skirt | $600 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $984 | | Atomic Wheels | $924 | | Ahab Wheels | $1200 | | Virtual Wheels | $744 | | Access Wheels | $1368 | | Off-Road Wheels | $1200 | | Mega Wheels | $1236 | | Grove Wheels | $1476 | | Twist Wheels | $1440 | | Wires Wheels | $1872 | +----------------------------+-------+ | CAR STEREO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Bass Boost | $120 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1800 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +==========+ | Stallion | +==========+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | VENTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Oval Hood Vent | $150 | | Square Hood Vent | $120 | +----------------------------+-------+ | LIGHTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Round Fog Lamp Lights | $120 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $240 | | 5x Nitrous | $600 | | 10x Nitrous | $1200 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SPOILERS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Win Spoiler | $660 | | Fury Spoiler | $420 | | Alpha Spoiler | $300 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SIDE SKIRTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Side Skirt | $600 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $984 | | Atomic Wheels | $924 | | Ahab Wheels | $1200 | | Virtual Wheels | $744 | | Access Wheels | $1368 | | Off-Road Wheels | $1200 | | Mega Wheels | $1236 | | Grove Wheels | $1476 | | Twist Wheels | $1440 | | Wires Wheels | $1872 | +----------------------------+-------+ | CAR STEREO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Bass Boost | $120 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1800 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +=========+ | Stretch | +=========+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $240 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $984 | | Atomic Wheels | $924 | | Ahab Wheels | $1200 | | Virtual Wheels | $744 | | Access Wheels | $1368 | | Off-Road Wheels | $1200 | | Mega Wheels | $1236 | | Grove Wheels | $1476 | | Twist Wheels | $1440 | | Wires Wheels | $1872 | +----------------------------+-------+ | CAR STEREO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Bass Boost | $120 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1800 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +=========+ | Sunrise | +=========+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HOOD | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Fury Scoop Hood | $180 | | Champ Scoop Hood | $120 | +----------------------------+-------+ | VENTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Oval Hood Vent | $150 | | Square Hood Vent | $120 | +----------------------------+-------+ | EXHAUSTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Large Exhaust | $300 | | Twin Exhaust | $360 | | Upswept Exhaust | $420 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $240 | | 5x Nitrous | $600 | | 10x Nitrous | $1200 | +----------------------------+-------+ | ROOF | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Roof Scoop | $96 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SPOILERS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Win Spoiler | $660 | | Fury Spoiler | $420 | | Alpha Spoiler | $300 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $984 | | Atomic Wheels | $924 | | Ahab Wheels | $1200 | | Virtual Wheels | $744 | | Access Wheels | $1368 | | Off-Road Wheels | $1200 | | Mega Wheels | $1236 | | Grove Wheels | $1476 | | Twist Wheels | $1440 | | Wires Wheels | $1872 | +----------------------------+-------+ | CAR STEREO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Bass Boost | $120 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1800 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +==========+ | Super GT | +==========+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $240 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $984 | | Atomic Wheels | $924 | | Ahab Wheels | $1200 | | Virtual Wheels | $744 | | Access Wheels | $1368 | | Off-Road Wheels | $1200 | | Mega Wheels | $1236 | | Grove Wheels | $1476 | | Twist Wheels | $1440 | | Wires Wheels | $1872 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1800 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +=======+ | Tampa | +=======+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HOOD | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Worx Scoop Hood | $300 | | Race Scoop Hood | | +----------------------------+-------+ | VENTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Oval Hood Vent | $150 | | Square Hood Vent | $120 | +----------------------------+-------+ | EXHAUSTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Large Exhaust | $300 | | Twin Exhaust | $360 | | Upswept Exhaust | $420 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $240 | | 5x Nitrous | $600 | | 10x Nitrous | $1200 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SPOILERS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Win Spoiler | $660 | | Fury Spoiler | $420 | | Alpha Spoiler | $300 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SIDE SKIRTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Side Skirt | $600 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $984 | | Atomic Wheels | $924 | | Ahab Wheels | $1200 | | Virtual Wheels | $744 | | Access Wheels | $1368 | | Off-Road Wheels | $1200 | | Mega Wheels | $1236 | | Grove Wheels | $1476 | | Twist Wheels | $1440 | | Wires Wheels | $1872 | +----------------------------+-------+ | CAR STEREO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Bass Boost | $120 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1800 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +======+ | Taxi | +======+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HOOD | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Fury Scoop Hood | $180 | | Champ Scoop Hood | $120 | +----------------------------+-------+ | EXHAUSTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Medium Exhaust | $240 | | Twin Exhaust | $360 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $240 | | 5x Nitrous | $600 | | 10x Nitrous | $1200 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SPOILERS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Win Spoiler | $660 | | Alpha Spoiler | $300 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $984 | | Atomic Wheels | $924 | | Ahab Wheels | $1200 | | Virtual Wheels | $744 | | Access Wheels | $1368 | | Off-Road Wheels | $1200 | | Mega Wheels | $1236 | | Grove Wheels | $1476 | | Twist Wheels | $1440 | | Wires Wheels | $1872 | +----------------------------+-------+ | CAR STEREO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Bass Boost | $120 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1800 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +=========+ | Turismo | +=========+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $240 | | 5x Nitrous | $600 | | 10x Nitrous | $1200 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $984 | | Atomic Wheels | $924 | | Ahab Wheels | $1200 | | Virtual Wheels | $744 | | Access Wheels | $1368 | | Off-Road Wheels | $1200 | | Mega Wheels | $1236 | | Grove Wheels | $1476 | | Twist Wheels | $1440 | | Wires Wheels | $1872 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1800 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +=========+ | Vincent | +=========+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HOOD | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Champ Scoop Hood | $120 | +----------------------------+-------+ | VENTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Oval Hood Vent | $150 | | Square Hood Vent | $120 | +----------------------------+-------+ | EXHAUSTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Large Exhaust | $300 | | Twin Exhaust | $360 | | Upswept Exhaust | $420 | +----------------------------+-------+ | LIGHTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Square Fog Lamp Lights | $60 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $240 | | 5x Nitrous | $600 | | 10x Nitrous | $1200 | +----------------------------+-------+ | ROOF | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Roof Scoop | $96 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SPOILERS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Win Spoiler | $660 | | Fury Spoiler | $420 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SIDE SKIRTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Side Skirt | $600 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $984 | | Atomic Wheels | $924 | | Ahab Wheels | $1200 | | Virtual Wheels | $744 | | Access Wheels | $1368 | | Off-Road Wheels | $1200 | | Mega Wheels | $1236 | | Grove Wheels | $1476 | | Twist Wheels | $1440 | | Wires Wheels | $1872 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1800 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +=======+ | Virgo | +=======+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Color 1 | $150 | | Car Color 2 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | VENTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Oval Hood Vent | $150 | | Square Hood Vent | $120 | +----------------------------+-------+ | EXHAUSTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Large Exhaust | $300 | | Medium Exhaust | $240 | | Twin Exhaust | $360 | | Upswept Exhaust | $420 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $240 | | 5x Nitrous | $600 | | 10x Nitrous | $1200 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SPOILERS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Champ Spoiler | $480 | | Fury Spoiler | $420 | | Alpha Spoiler | $300 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SIDE SKIRTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Side Skirt | $600 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $984 | | Atomic Wheels | $924 | | Ahab Wheels | $1200 | | Virtual Wheels | $744 | | Access Wheels | $1368 | | Off-Road Wheels | $1200 | | Mega Wheels | $1236 | | Grove Wheels | $1476 | | Twist Wheels | $1440 | | Wires Wheels | $1872 | +----------------------------+-------+ | CAR STEREO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Bass Boost | $120 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1800 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +========+ | Walton | +========+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HOOD | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Fury Scoop Hood | $180 | | Champ Scoop Hood | $120 | | Worx Scoop Hood | $300 | +----------------------------+-------+ | EXHAUSTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Large Exhaust | $300 | | Medium Exhaust | $240 | | Small Exhaust | $180 | +----------------------------+-------+ | LIGHTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Round Fog Lamp Lights | $120 | | Square Fog Lamp Lights | $60 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $240 | | 5x Nitrous | $600 | | 10x Nitrous | $1200 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $984 | | Atomic Wheels | $924 | | Ahab Wheels | $1200 | | Virtual Wheels | $744 | | Access Wheels | $1368 | | Off-Road Wheels | $1200 | | Mega Wheels | $1236 | | Grove Wheels | $1476 | | Twist Wheels | $1440 | | Wires Wheels | $1872 | +----------------------------+-------+ | CAR STEREO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Bass Boost | $120 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1800 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +============+ | Washington | +============+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | EXHAUSTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Large Exhaust | $300 | | Medium Exhaust | $240 | | Twin Exhaust | $360 | | Upswept Exhaust | $420 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $240 | | 5x Nitrous | $600 | | 10x Nitrous | $1200 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SPOILERS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Champ Spoiler | $480 | | Fury Spoiler | $420 | | Worx Spoiler | $240 | | Pro Spoiler | $480 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $984 | | Atomic Wheels | $924 | | Ahab Wheels | $1200 | | Virtual Wheels | $744 | | Access Wheels | $1368 | | Off-Road Wheels | $1200 | | Mega Wheels | $1236 | | Grove Wheels | $1476 | | Twist Wheels | $1440 | | Wires Wheels | $1872 | +----------------------------+-------+ | CAR STEREO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Bass Boost | $120 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1800 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +=========+ | Willard | +=========+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HOOD | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Worx Scoop Hood | $300 | | Race Scoop Hood | | +----------------------------+-------+ | EXHAUSTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Large Exhaust | $300 | | Twin Exhaust | $360 | | Upswept Exhaust | $420 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $240 | | 5x Nitrous | $600 | | 10x Nitrous | $1200 | +----------------------------+-------+ | ROOF | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Roof Scoop | $96 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SPOILERS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Win Spoiler | $660 | | Fury Spoiler | $420 | | Alpha Spoiler | $300 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SIDE SKIRTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Side Skirt | $600 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $984 | | Atomic Wheels | $924 | | Ahab Wheels | $1200 | | Virtual Wheels | $744 | | Access Wheels | $1368 | | Off-Road Wheels | $1200 | | Mega Wheels | $1236 | | Grove Wheels | $1476 | | Twist Wheels | $1440 | | Wires Wheels | $1872 | +----------------------------+-------+ | CAR STEREO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Bass Boost | $120 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1800 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +=========+ | Windsor | +=========+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $240 | | 5x Nitrous | $600 | | 10x Nitrous | $1200 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $984 | | Atomic Wheels | $924 | | Ahab Wheels | $1200 | | Virtual Wheels | $744 | | Access Wheels | $1368 | | Off-Road Wheels | $1200 | | Mega Wheels | $1236 | | Grove Wheels | $1476 | | Twist Wheels | $1440 | | Wires Wheels | $1872 | +----------------------------+-------+ | CAR STEREO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Bass Boost | $120 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1800 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +========+ | ZR-350 | +========+ +----------------------------+-------+ | Modification | Cost | +----------------------------+-------+ +----------------------------+-------+ | COLOURS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Car Colour 1 | $150 | +----------------------------+-------+ | EXHAUSTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Large Exhaust | $300 | | Medium Exhaust | $240 | | Twin Exhaust | $360 | | Upswept Exhaust | $420 | +----------------------------+-------+ | NITRO | | +----------------------------+-------+ | 2x Nitrous | $240 | | 5x Nitrous | $600 | | 10x Nitrous | $1200 | +----------------------------+-------+ | ROOF | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Roof Scoop | $96 | +----------------------------+-------+ | SIDE SKIRTS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Side Skirt | $600 | +----------------------------+-------+ | WHEELS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Import Wheels | $984 | | Atomic Wheels | $924 | | Ahab Wheels | $1200 | | Virtual Wheels | $744 | | Access Wheels | $1368 | | Off-Road Wheels | $1200 | | Mega Wheels | $1236 | | Grove Wheels | $1476 | | Twist Wheels | $1440 | | Wires Wheels | $1872 | +----------------------------+-------+ | HYDRAULICS | | +----------------------------+-------+ | Hydraulics | $1800 | +----------------------------+-------+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ |=============================================================================| | J. Mini-Games (SAMIN) | |=============================================================================| Scattered around San Andreas are arcade games that can be played just for fun. You will get a high score at the end of every game you play. Each arcade game is usually found in a club or a bar. 1. Duality ---------- The objective of "Duality" is to destroy the large black spheres that float around the screen. Each sphere you destroy will earn you ten points. You need to avoid shooting the large white spheres as you lose ten points if they are hit. On the screen are two meters that tell you how much damage you can take, or how much thrust power you have left. The red meter indicates how much damage you have taken. You take damage if you are hit by the large black spheres, and you can repair your ship by hitting the large white spheres. When your damage meter empties the game ends. The green meter represents your thrusters' power. This will refill over time, but can be refilled faster if you hit a small black or white sphere. If your thrust meter empties you will need to wait for it to refill again. To control the ship on-screen, rotate the ship with the left analog stick, X button to thrust, and the circle button to fire your weapons. 2. Go Go Space Monkey --------------------- The objective of "Go Go Space Monkey" is to destroy the enemies on screen without getting hit. If you get hit you will lose a life. You start the game with three lives. During the game if you destroy all the enemies on screen an 'S' icon will float across the screen. Continue destroying the spaceships and an 'M' icon float across the screen. Again, continue to destroy the spaceships and finally, an 'A' icon will float across the screen. If you pick up these icons when they appear, you will increase your attack power. When you have picked up all three icons, hold down the X button for a big attack. 3. Let's Get Ready to Bumble ---------------------------- The objective of "Let's Get Ready to Bumble" is to make your way to the top of the screen, collecting the flowers as you go. Each flower holds pollen which adds to your high score every time you pick one up. In the bottom corner of the screen you will see a flower icon with a number beside it. This represents how many flowers you have left to collect. You need to collect the flowers that are located on the leaves, but you can't hit the thorns. If you do hit the thorns, you will lose a life and be transported back to the nearest leaf on the screen. At the bottom of the screen is a timer that tells you how much time you have left to collect the remaining flowers in the level. If the timer runs out, you lose a life and are transported back to the nearest leaf on the screen. Each level increases in difficulty with ten more flowers to get than the last level and a lower amount of time. 4. They Crawled From Uranus --------------------------- The objective of "They Crawled From Uranus" is to destroy the spaceships as they appear on the screen. You start off with three lives and 100% health. If your health drops down to 0% you will lose a life, and if you lose all three lives the game will end. As the enemies appear on screen, they will fire at you. If you get hit by the small red spheres you will lose 20% of your health. This means you can only be hit a maximum of five times before you lose all your health and a life. |=============================================================================| | K. 2-Player Mode (SAPLA) | |=============================================================================| Two-player mode icons are found all over San Andreas. You can press the START button on a second controller to play with a friend. From there, the second player can choose a pedestrian to play as. If you choose to start a two-player game from a girlfriend's house, the second player would have to be the girl friend. Two-player icons are a red revolving icon with two people on it. Two-player mode is basically you and a second player free-roaming around San Andreas, but you still can't enter areas you haven't unlocked yet. Locations for two player icons are listed in the "Items Locations" section below. |=============================================================================| | L. Turf Wars (SATUR) | |=============================================================================| Turf Wars are available after you complete the mission "Doberman" for Sweet in Los Santos. During the mission, you have to attack a group of rival gang members on the street to start a turf war. You must attack them on foot, or the war won't start. Make sure you are properly prepared before starting a turf war. However, once you complete "The Green Sabre" mission, which is the last mission in Los Santos, you are kicked out of Los Santos and will lose all of the territories you've gained at that point. You won't be able to start turf wars again until near the end of the game. To find a group of rival gang members, you will need to look on the map for certain shaded sections that indicate where a particular gang can be found. Purple indicates that the Ballas can be found in that area. Yellow indicates the Vagos and green indicates that the Grove Street Families owns that turf. This is your gang so you don't need to worry about the areas shaded in green. Once you've found an area that you want to take over, make your way there, but make sure you have a lot of ammo for your AK or SMG and body armour. Get out of your car and attack a group of three or four gang members on foot. This will start the gang war and the shaded area that you attacked will start flashing red. You will be attacked by three waves of a gang you've started a war with. Make sure you have a decent vantage point and start picking them off. Body armour and health is scattered around the turf you're in the middle of, but make sure the coast is clear before trying to reach it. Try to start turf wars from rooftops of buildings, or from enclosed areas where the rival gang cannot reach you. Once you return to Los Santos, the Ballas and the Vagos will be a lot stronger and a lot of them will be armed with AKs so finding a good vantage point will be very important if you want to take over the territory. There are 68 territories in all, including one at Bayside Marina in Las Venturas, so if you're missing one, check there. When you start the turf war in Bayside Marina, you will only be attacked by 1 wave of gang members. There are only 68 territories in Los Santos, however, there is a glitch that allows you to fight the Ballas and Vagos in San Fierro and Las Venturas too, meaning that you can take over the whole of San Andreas. I won't cover this here as there is already an FAQ on GameFAQs that covers this. Read that for all the details. This glitch allows you to take over 178 territories in total! |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 8. Weapons Locations (SAWEA) | |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| Scattered around San Andreas are lots of weapons that can be used during missions and to even the odds if you are outnumbered by a rival gang. I have listed all the weapons here, and where you can find them. If there are any I have missed, please let me know. +------------+ | Los Santos | +------------+ AK-47 ===== 1. Blueberry - In corner of Fleischberg beer factory From your house in Ganton, head east towards the main road that overlooks the ocean in East Beach. Head north from there and take the first left into Palomino Creek just before you reach Hanky-Panky Point. Take the westernmost road out of Palomino Creek and follow the road you are on west into Blueberry. Again, take the westernmost road out of Blueberry and look for the Fleischberg beer factory on the left side of the road. The AK is located in the corner of the wall on the north side of the factory. 2. Mulholland - Behind Roboi's Food Mart From your house in Ganton, head east towards the main road that overlooks the ocean in East Beach. Head north from there and take the last left that leads through Las Colinas and follow this road west and across the Mulholland Intersection to Mulholland. After you've passed the Mulholland Intersection look on the corner of the first right turn. There's a Roboi's 24/7 Food Mart there. The AK is behind the 24/7. 3. Ocean Docks - Behind stairs in warehouse From your house in Ganton, head east towards the main road that overlooks the ocean in East Beach. Head south from there towards Playa Del Seville. Follow the road as it curves west through Ocean Docks. Take the first left on the corner where there's a blue warehouse and go through the opening in the wall. Head around the back of the building on the south side of the compound and go up the stairs. Go through this room and down the stairs in the next room. The AK is behind the stairs you've just descended. 4. Vinewood - Behind Interglobal Studios in northwest corner From your house in Ganton, head east towards the main road that overlooks the ocean in East Beach. Head north from there and take the last left before the road leads out to the countryside. Follow this road west through the Mulholland Intersection. Take the fifth left after the Mulholland Intersection and follow this road south. After the first right turn, look for the Interglobal Studios on the right side of the street. Head in there and the AK is located behind the building in the northwest corner. Brass Knuckles ============== 1. Commerce - Alley on north side of Roboi's Food Mart Head west from your house in Ganton and follow the roads through to City Hall just north of Verdant Bluffs. A little further west from City Hall is a Roboi's Food Mart where the LS Courier missions are activated. The brass knuckles are down an alley on the north side of the mart. 2. Ganton - Under overpass on Grove Street Head west from your house in Ganton and just down the road there is an over pass. The brass knuckles are under the overpass on the left side of the street. Cane ==== 1. Mulholland - Behind letter 'N' in 'Vinewood' sign From your house in Ganton, head east towards the main road that overlooks the ocean in East Beach. Head north from there and take the last left before the road leads to the countryside. Follow this road west until you pass the Mulholland Intersection. Take the first right after you pass the Mulholland Intersection and you should see the 'Vinewood' sign. Climb up the grassy slope and the cane is behind the letter 'N' in Vinewood. 2. Rodeo - Beside "Victim" store From your house in Ganton, head east towards the main road that overlooks the ocean in East Beach. Head south from there towards Playa Del Seville, and follow the road west as it curves towards the Ocean Docks. Continue following this road along the southernmost road along Los Santos International and head towards Santa Maria Beach. Take the last right before you reach the wooden pier with the Ferris wheel. Take the second left after that and the second right after that. Look along the left side of the street to find the cane, it's next to a Victim shop. 3. Temple - East side of white house From your house in Ganton, head east towards the main road that overlooks the ocean in East Beach. Head north from there and take the second last left before the road leads out to the countryside. Follow this road through the Mulholland Intersection. Take the second left after you pass the Mulholland Intersection and along the left side of the street are two white houses with stone steps outside the entrance. The cane is on the east side of the second house on the left. Chainsaw ======== 1. Ocean Docks - Behind stairs leading down to docks From your house in Ganton, head east towards the main road that overlooks the ocean in East Beach. Head south from there towards Playa Del Seville. Follow the road as it curves west towards Ocean Docks, and take the second left after you pass the bridge with green support beams. Take the next right after and follow this road. After you get off the first bridge, go alongside the containers on the left side of the road and you'll see some steps leading down to a dock. The chainsaw is behind the steps along the dock. 2. Hampton Barns - Under awning of shanty From your house in Ganton, head east towards the main road that overlooks the ocean in East Beach. Head north from there towards Hanky Panky Point and take the first left when you reach Hanky Panky Point. Follow the road you are on west under the Montgomery Intersection and towards Montgomery. Take the north west road out of Montgomery and just before you reach the Fallow Bridge which leads to Las Venturas, look for a small group of shanties on the left side of the road. The chainsaw is under the awning of the northernmost shanty. 3. The Panopticon - Behind wooden logs From your house in Ganton, head east towards the main road that overlooks the ocean in East Beach. Head north from there and take the first left into Palomino Creek just before you reach Hanky-Panky Point. Take the westernmost road out of Palomino Creek and follow the road you are on west into Blueberry. Again, take the westernmost road out of Blueberry and take the first left. Take the next right after that and follow this road until you can turn right again. As you turn right look for a dirt path on the right side of the road. Just after the dirt path is a long line of wooden logs. The chainsaw is behind the logs. 4. Willowfield - Behind rusty container in junkyard From your house in Ganton, head west and take the second left just before the train tracks. Follow this road south and as the road curves southeast towards the Ocean Docks, look for an opening in a wall on the right side of the road which leads to a junkyard. Head inside the junkyard and turn left to find the chainsaw behind a rusty container. Colt .45 ======== 1. Ganton - Corner of wall behind house on Grove Street From your house in Ganton, head next door to Sweet's house. Go behind Sweet's and run alongside the wall behind the house. You'll find the pistol in the corner. 2. Las Colinas - Beside wall in opening between two houses From your house in Ganton, head east towards the main road that overlooks the ocean in East Beach. Head north from there and take the last left before the road leads out to the countryside. Take the second left after that and at the end of the road, look for a wide opening between the last two houses on the left side of the street. The pistol is at the back of the opening by the wall. 3. Santa Maria Beach - Beside lifeguard post From your house in Ganton, head east towards the main road that overlooks the ocean in East Beach. Head south from there towards Playa Del Seville and follow the road as it curves west towards the Ocean Docks. Continue following the road until you reach the Santa Maria Beach. On the south side of the beach is a wooden pier with a Ferris wheel. On the west side of the pier is a lifeguard post. The pistol is by the post. Desert Eagle ============ 1. Playa Del Seville - Corner of wire fence around beach From your house in Ganton, head east towards the main road that overlooks the ocean in East Beach. Head south from there towards Playa Del Seville. On the corner as the road curves west towards the Ocean Docks, head along the beach and look in the corner of the wire fence that separates the beach from part of the docks. Golf Club ========= 1. Mulholland - South side of radio tower behind 'Vinewood' sign From your house in Ganton, head east towards the main road that overlooks the ocean in East Beach. Head north from there and take the last left before the road leads to the countryside. Follow this road west until you pass the Mulholland Intersection. Take the first right after you pass the Mulholland Intersection and you should see the 'Vinewood' sign. Climb up the grassy slope and behind the 'Vinewood' sign is a radio tower. The golf club is on the south side of the radio tower. Grenades ======== 1. East Beach - Northeast corner of second floor of car park From your house in Ganton, head east towards the main road that overlooks the ocean in East Beach. Head north from there and take the first left a little further north from the Los Santos Forum to the multi-storey car park. Head up to the second level and the grenades are in the northeast corner. 2. Idlewood - Top of stairs leading to roof of 24hr motel From your house in Ganton, head west and take the third left just after the train tracks. Follow the road you are on straight ahead and into the car park behind a 24-hour motel. Go up the stairs leading to the roof on the east side of the motel, and the grenades are in a small gap in the wall when you reach the top of the stairs. 3. Santa Maria Beach - Behind wooden structure on wooden pier From your house in Ganton, head east towards the main road that overlooks the ocean in East Beach. Head south from there towards Playa Del Seville, and follow the road as it curves west towards the Ocean Docks. Follow this road all around the airport by following the southernmost road until you reach the Santa Maria Beach. Head to the pier with the Ferris wheel in the middle of the beach and head down the pier. Look for a pizza stand on the left side of the pier. Behind the pizza stand is a wooden structure, and behind the wooden structure are the grenades. Katana ====== 1. El Corona - Behind wooden fence behind 69 cent store Head west from your house in Ganton, and turn left at the Ten Green Bottles bar intersection. Turn right after that and then follow this road across the train tracks. Take the third left after you cross the train tracks and look for a 69 cent store on the left side of the street. Climb over the wooden fence behind the 69 cent store and the Katana is in the corner on the right. Knife ===== 1. Market - Back of landing bay behind hospital From your house in Ganton, head east towards the main road that overlooks the ocean in East Beach. Head south from there towards Playa Del Seville, and follow the road as it curves west towards the Ocean Docks. Keep following the road as it curves around Los Santos International and as you exit the tunnel on the west side of Verdant Bluffs, continue heading north towards Market. Take the fifth right and there will be a hospital on the corner. Behind the hospital is a loading bay and the Knife is at the back of the northernmost bay. M4 == 1. Los Santos International - Between ramps on west side of runway From your house in Ganton, head east towards the main road that overlooks the ocean in East Beach. Head south from there towards Playa Del Seville, and follow the road as it curves west towards the Ocean Docks. Follow this road until you reach the southern most road at Los Santos International. Use a car or helicopter to get over the airport entrance and the M4 is located between the yellow and black stone ramps on the west side of the runway. Micro-SMG ========= 1. East Beach - Northwest corner of multi-storey car park From your house in Ganton, head east towards the main road that overlooks the ocean in East Beach. Head north from there and take the first left a little further north from the Los Santos Forum to the multi-storey car park. Head up to the top level of the car park and the Micro-SMG is in the northwest corner. 2. East Los Santos - Under stone bridge south of Sweet's house From your house in Ganton, head into the flood-control area just east of your house, and behind Sweet's house. The Micro-SMG is located under the stone bridge just south east of Sweet's house under the south support beam. Molotovs ======== 1. East Los Santos - In alley on east side of "Rodriguez Iron Works" From your house in Ganton, head east towards the main road that overlooks the ocean in East Beach. Head north from there and take the last left before the road leads out to the countryside. Take the first left south and take the second right west. Take the second right after that and on the corner on the left you should see a red building marked "Rodriguez Iron Works". The Molotovs are located in the alley on the east side of this building. 2. Ocean Docks - Under metal structure beside generator From your house in Ganton, head east towards the main road that overlooks the ocean in East Beach. Head south from there towards Playa Del Seville, and follow the road as it curves west towards the Ocean Docks. Keep following this road and take the second left after you pass the bridge with the green support beams. There will be a tall yellow crane on the corner on the left side of the street. Behind the crane is a metal structure with a generator underneath it. The Molotovs are under the metal structure beside the generator. 3. Palomino Creek - On roof of building next to cemetery From your house in Ganton, head east towards the main road that overlooks the ocean in East Beach. Head north from there and take the first left into Palomino Creek just before you reach Hanky-Panky Point. In the southwest corner of Palomino Creek where you found the shovel, there is a brick building next to the cemetery. Use the east side of the building to access the roof and you'll find the Molotovs at the back. 4. Vinewood - In grass beside orange trailer From your house in Ganton, head east towards the main road that overlooks the ocean in East Beach. Head north from there and take the last left before the road leads out to the countryside. Follow this road west and through the Mulholland Intersection, and on the corner of the third right turn, there will be a low orange trailer. The Molotovs are beside the trailer. Nightstick ========== 1. Vinewood - Inside security booth of Interglobal Studios From your house in Ganton, head east towards the main road that overlooks the ocean in East Beach. Head north from there and take the last left before the road leads out to the countryside. Follow this road west through the Mulholland Intersection. Take the fifth left after the Mulholland Intersection and follow this road south. After the first right turn, look for the Interglobal Studios on the right side of the street. Head in there and the nightstick is located inside the security booth by the northeast entrance. Pool Cue ======== 1. Blueberry - Next to entrance of restaurant From your house in Ganton, head east towards the main road that overlooks the ocean in East Beach. Head north from there and take the first left into Palomino Creek just before you reach Hanky-Panky Point. Take the westernmost road out of Palomino Creek and follow the road you are on west into Blueberry. Take the first left and the right after that. On the corner just up ahead is a restaurant. The pool cue is next to the entrance. RPG === 1. Downtown Los Santos - Roof of tall building From your house in Ganton, head east towards the main road that overlooks the ocean in East Beach. Head north from there and take the second to last left before the road leads to the countryside. Follow this road west but don't get on the Mulholland Intersection. Follow the road as it curves south and take the first right. The RPG is located on the roof of the second building on the left side of the street. You'll need a helicopter to access it. Satchel Charges =============== 1. Montgomery - Alley on north side of "Inside Track Betting" shop From your house in Ganton, head east towards the main road that overlooks the ocean in East Beach. Head north from there and take the first left into Palomino Creek just before you reach Hanky-Panky Point. Take the westernmost road out of Palomino Creek and take the first right into Montgomery. On the corner of the third right turn is an Inside Track Betting shop. The satchel charges are located in the alley on the north side of the building. Sawn-Off Shotgun ================ 1. East Los Santos - Roof of "Pig Pen" strip club From your house in Ganton, head east towards the main road that overlooks the ocean in East Beach. Head north from there and take the second last left before you reach the countryside. Follow this and take the first left. Cross the bridge and take the first right after. Follow the road you are on west and take the second right. On the left side of the street you should see the Pig Pen strip club. Run around to the back of the Pig Pen and you'll be able to easily access the roof from there. The sawn-off is on the higher part of the roof. 2. Ganton - Kitchen of the Johnson House Spawns inside the kitchen of your house in Ganton after spraying 100 tags. 3. Ocean Docks - Inside train carriage on train tracks From your house in Ganton, head east towards the main road that overlooks the ocean in East Beach. Head south from there towards Playa Del Seville, and follow the road as it curves west towards Ocean Docks. Take the first left after you pass under the bridge with green support beams and head inside the blue warehouse on the corner. The sawn-off is inside the first train carriage you see on the right side of the tracks. 4. Palomino Creek - In garden behind house From your house in Ganton, head east towards the main road that overlooks the ocean in East Beach. Head north from there and take the first left into Palomino Creek just before you reach Hanky-Panky Point. Once you reach the third left, from the end of the road you should see a house straight ahead and a little to the left. The sawn-off is behind this house. 5. Vinewood - Southwest corner of Interglobal Studios From your house in Ganton, head east towards the main road that overlooks the ocean in East Beach. Head north from there and take the last left before the road leads out to the countryside. Follow this road west through the Mulholland Intersection. Take the fifth left after the Mulholland Intersection and follow this road south. After the first right turn, look for the Interglobal Studios on the right side of the street. Head in there and the Sawn-Off is located between two buildings in the southwest corner. Shovel ====== 1. Ganton - Garden behind Ryder's house From your house in Ganton, head next door to Ryder's house and around the back. The shovel is against the wall. 2. Fern Ridge - West side of Catalina's cabin From your house in Ganton, head east towards the main road that overlooks the ocean in East Beach. Head north from there and take the first left into Palomino Creek just before you reach Hanky-Panky Point. Take the westernmost road out of Palomino Creek, and follow the road west towards Montgomery. Take the first right that leads into Montgomery, but look for a dirt path on the left side of the road. Turn on to the dirt path and follow it west into Fern Ridge until you reach Catalina's cabin. The shovel is on the west side of the cabin. 3. Palomino Creek - Next to fence inside cemetery From your house in Ganton, head east towards the main road that overlooks the ocean in East Beach. Head north from there and take the first left into Palomino Creek just before you reach Hanky-Panky Point. Head to the southern most road in Palomino Creek, and head into the cemetery in the southwest corner where you'll find the shovel. 4. The Panopticon - Under overhang of shanty From your house in Ganton, head east towards the main road that overlooks the ocean in East Beach. Head north from there and take the first left into Palomino Creek just before you reach Hanky-Panky Point. Take the westernmost road out of Palomino Creek and follow the road you are on west into Blueberry. Take the westernmost road out of Blueberry and take the first left. Take the next right after that and follow the road you are on until you can turn right again. As you turn right look for a dirt path on the right side of the road. Follow the dirt path and as it opens up run along the left of it and look for a shanty with an overhang. The shovel is under the overhang. Silenced Pistol =============== 1. Commerce - Top of steps leading to Conference Centre From your house in Ganton, head east towards the main road that overlooks the ocean in East Beach. Head south from there towards Playa Del Seville, and follow the road as it curves west towards the Ocean Docks. Keep following the road as it curves around Los Santos International and as you exit the tunnel on the west side of Verdant Bluffs take the first right and on the corner after the first left turn is a conference centre. The silenced pistol is just to the left at the top of the steps. SMG === 1. El Corona - Behind wall near Unity Station platform From your house in Ganton, head west and take the first left by the 'Ten Green Bottles' bar. Take the next right after and follow this road until you reach the train tracks. Get on the train tracks and follow them south, and then west towards Unity Station. When you reach the Unity Station platform, a little further up you should see a white wall on the right. Climb over the wall and the SMG is right in front of you. 2. Las Colinas - Roof of house with brick patio From your house in Ganton, head east towards the main road that overlooks the ocean in East Beach. Head north from there and take the last left before the road leads to the countryside. Follow this road west and you'll see a trailer park on the right side of the street. Just after the trailer park is a yellow house with a brick patio. Use the stairs to access the roof of this house and you'll find the SMG at the top. 3. Las Colinas - Roof of Jefferson Motel From your house in Ganton, head west and take the first left by the 'Ten Green Bottles' bar. Take the next right after and follow this road until you reach the train tracks. Get on the train tracks and follow them north towards Jefferson until you reach a tunnel. To the west of the train tracks you will see the Jefferson Motel. Use the stairs on the south side of the motel to access the roof, and the SMG is on the west side of the roof near the back. 4. Montgomery - In corner of alley on north side of burnt-out building From your house in Ganton, head east towards the main road that overlooks the ocean in East Beach. Head north from there and take the first left into Palomino Creek just before you reach Hanky-Panky Point. Take the westernmost road out of Palomino Creek and take the first right into Montgomery. On the corner of the fourth left is a burnt-out building. Behind the burnt-out building is an opening in the wall. Go through the opening and follow the wall round to the north side of the building and the SMG is in the corner. Sniper Rifle ============ 1. Jefferson - Roof of Jefferson Hospital From your house in Ganton, head west and take the first left by the 'Ten Green Bottles' bar. Take the next right after and follow this road until you reach the train tracks. Get on the train tracks and follow them north towards Jefferson. Take the last left just before the pedestrian overpass and follow the road to the end. On the corner is the Jefferson Hospital. The sniper rifle is on the roof of the hospital. You'll need a helicopter to access it. 2. Vinewood - Top of stairs leading to roof of Interglobal Studios From your house in Ganton, head east towards the main road that overlooks the ocean in East Beach. Head south from there towards Playa Del Seville, and follow the road as it curves west towards Ocean Docks. Keep following the road as it curves around the southernmost road at Los Santos International. Turn left when you can and continue following the road. As you exit the tunnel on the west side of Verdant Bluffs, take the first left and then the fifth right. Follow this road north and take the third right. On the left side of the street is the Interglobal Television Studios. Go through the opening on the corner and head to the left where you find a ramp leading up. Follow the ramp to the top and then follow the stairs to the roof where you'll find the sniper rifle. Tear Gas ======== 1. Mulholland - Top of steps leading to entrance of opera house From your house in Ganton, head east towardss the main road that overlook the ocean in East Beach. Head north from there and take the last left before the road leads to the countryside. Follow this road west and through the Mulholland Intersection. Take the first left after you pass the Mulholland Intersection and the first left after that. Look along the left side of the street for an opera house. The tear gas is located at the top of the stairs outside the opera house entrance. 2. Ocean Docks - Behind boxes in southeast corner of warehouse From your house in Ganton, head east towards the main road that overlooks the ocean in East Beach. Head south from there towards Playa Del Seville, and follow the road as it curves west towards Ocean Docks. Take the first left after you pass under the bridge with green support beams and head into the blue warehouse on the corner. The tear gas is located behind the boxes at the back of the warehouse on the right in the southeast corner. Tec-9 ===== 1. Blueberry - Down left side of garage From your house in Ganton, head east towards the main road that overlooks the ocean in East Beach. Head north from there and take the first left into Palomino Creek just before you reach Hanky-Panky Point. Take the westernmost road out of Palomino Creek and follow the road you are on west into Blue- berry. Take the northernmost road out of Blueberry, and on the corner at the intersection is a garage. The Tec-9 is down the left side of the garage. 2. Ganton - Roof of Sweet's house in Grove Street From your house in Ganton, head down the left side of your house and climb the wall behind it. Climb onto the roof of the house in front of you, and from there jump onto the roof of Sweet's house. The Tec-9 is the centre of the roof. 3. Las Colinas - Near wire fence behind orange house From your house in Ganton, head east towards the main road that overlooks the ocean in East Beach. Head north from there and take the last left before the road leads to the countryside. On the corner of the first left turn is an orange house. Go through the opening in the wall behind the orange house and follow the path and you'll find the Tec-9 near the wire fence near the back. 4. Los Santos International - Under support beam of highway From your house in Ganton, head east towards the main road that overlooks the ocean in East Beach. Head north from there and take the last left before the road leads to the countryside. Follow this road west and get on the Mulholland Intersection. Take the southernmost road off the Mulholland Intersection and follow the road south until you reach the highway on the west side of Los Santos International. The Tec-9 is located under the southernmost support beam of the highway closest to the runway. +----------+ | Badlands | +----------+ Cane ==== 1. Beacon Hill - West side of wooden barn From the Flint Intersection, head north towards the RS Haul company where the Trucking missions are activated and take the first right. Follow the road around and take the first left. Follow this road southwest and look for a dirt path on the left side of the road. Follow the dirt path until you reach a small farm with a windmill, a house and a wooden barn. The cane is on the west side of the barn. 2. Flint County - Behind booth in RS Haul compound From the Flint Intersection, head north towards the RS Haul company where the Trucking missions are activated and head inside the compound. The cane is located behind the booth where you activate the Trucking missions. Desert Eagle ============ 1. Whetstone - Southwest corner of warehouse in junkyard Take the northwest road out of Angel Pine and take the first right. Follow this road northeast and look for a junkyard on the left side of the road. Head down the dirt path and into the junkyard, and head to the heap of scrap in the middle of the junkyard. In front of the heap of scrap there is an open ware house with a cement truck inside. Head inside this warehouse and the Desert Eagle is in the southwest corner. Flamethrower ============ 1. Flint County - Between two wooden cabins Take the southwest road out of Dillimore, and follow it west. Take the second left and then right at the T-intersection. Take the first right turn and follow the road round and under the bridge. Look for a path on the right side of the road which leads to a row of log cabins. The flamethrower is between the two southernmost cabins. 2. Shady Creeks - In middle of a group of trees Take the northwest road out of Angel Pine, and take the first right. Follow this road all around Shady Creeks and take the first right when you reach the Back O' Beyond. When you reach a bridge, go down the slope on the right side of the bridge and cross another small wooden bridge below. Follow the dirt road northwest until you reach a group of trees and the dirt road leads to a fork. The flamethrower is located in the middle of the group of trees. Golf Club ========= 1. Angel Pine - Garage of house Head south from the Flint Intersection and follow the road around the Los Santos Inlet towards Angel Pine. Take the southwest road into Angel Pine and take the first left. Look in the garage of the second house on the left side of the street to find the golf club. Micro-SMG ========= 1. Angel Pine - Behind trailer in southeast corner Head south from the Flint Intersection and follow the road around the Los Santos Inlet towards Angel Pine. Take the southeast road into Angel Pine and look for a trailer park on the left side of the street. The SMG is located behind a trailer in the southeast corner. Rifle ===== 1. Back O' Beyond - On top of huge rock along dirt path From the Flint Intersection, head south along the motorway until you reach the Back O' Beyond. As the road curves north, look along the right side of the road for a dirt path. Head down the dirt path and turn right at the fork. Immediately after the fork, look along the left for a huge rock. The rifle is located on top of the rock in the south corner. Shovel ====== 1. Whetstone - Beside heap of scrap on west side Take the northwest road out of Angel Pine and take the first right. Follow this road northeast and look for a junkyard on the left side of the road. Head down the dirt path and into the junkyard, and head to the heap of scrap on the east side of the junkyard. The shovel is on the west side of the heap of scrap. +------------+ | San Fierro | +------------+ AK-47 ===== 1. Foster Valley - Behind rocks in front of white building From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the first left. Cross over the train tracks and take the second right. Follow this road south and take the second right opposite the road that leads to San Fierro International. Drive under the freeway and take the first left after so you are heading south. Follow this road into Foster Valley, and after the first left turn, there will be a row of white buildings on the left side of the street. Look for a small pile of rocks between the third and fourth buildings. The AK is behind the rocks. Baseball Bat ============ 1. Garcia - Southeast corner of baseball field From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the third right. Follow this road west and take the third right. Follow this road north towards Zero's RC shop. Opposite Zero's RC shop is a car park, and behind the car park is a baseball field. The baseball bat is in the southeast corner of the baseball field. Brass Knuckles ============== 1. Calton Heights - South side of garages From your garage in Doherty, head north and take the first left on the north side of the waste grounds. Turn right after that and follow this road north. Take the eighth left and look for a car park on the left side of the street. The brass knuckles are located behind the garages on the south side. Cane ==== 1. City Hall - Behind steps leading up to entrance of City Hall From your garage in Doherty, head north and take the third left. Take the sixth left at the end of the road and then take the second right. On the right side of the street you will see a City Hall building. The cane is behind the steps leading up to the entrance of the building. 2. Downtown - Between red pillars outside entrance to "Victim" store From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the first left. Cross over the train tracks and take the first left. Follow this road north and then northeast through Easter Basin. Take the third left after passing under the Garver Bridge and on the corner of the next turn on the right side of the street is a Victim store. The cane is between to red pillars to the right of the store's entrance. 3. Hashbury - In front of market stall in market area From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the third right. Follow this road west and take the sixth right by the "Hippy Shopper" store on the corner. After you've passed the "Hippy Shopper" store, there is a small market-type area on the left side of the street. The cane is located in front of the market stall on the south side of the market. 4. Ocean Flats - In driveway of house From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the third right. Follow this road west and take the sixth left. Immediately on the corner on the right side of the street is a row of houses. The cane is in the driveway of the first house on the right side of the street. 5. Ocean Flats - In back garden of house From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the third right. Follow this road west and turn right into the alley after the eighth right turn. Head through the gap in the stone wall of the third house on the left side of the alley, where you'll find the cane. 6. Ocean Flats - At top of steps in back garden of house From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the third right. Follow this road west and head down the alley on the left side of the street after the sixth left turn. Go through the gap in the stone wall of the last house on the right side at the end of the alley. The cane is at the top of the steps leading up to the back door of the house in front of you. 7. Ocean Flats - In back garden of house From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the third right. Follow this road west through Garcia and Hashbury and take the ninth right. Take the next right after and head down the alley on the left side of the street. Head down the alley and go through the gap in the fence of the third house on the left side of the alley. You'll find the cane in the garden. 8. Santa Flora - Outside entrance of Santa Flora hospital entrance From your garage in Doherty, head north and take the third left. Follow this road west and look along the right side of the road for a hospital after the fifth right turn. The cane is outside the entrance of the hospital on the west side of the building. Chainsaw ======== 1. Avispa Country Club - Inside tennis court entrance to the right From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the third right. Follow this road west and turn left at the end of the road, which is the eighth left. Head south on this road and take the second right into the Avispa Country Club. On the left side of the road is a car park, and behind the car park is a tennis court. Enter the tennis court and the chainsaw is on the right. 2. Doherty - Top of concrete ramp on waste grounds behind garage On the north side of the waste grounds where your garage in Doherty is found, there is a collapsed and burnt-out building. Head there, and head up the sloping concrete ramp. The chainsaw is at the top of the ramp. 3. Garcia - Northwest corner of construction site From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the third right. Follow this road west and on the corner of the third left turn, on the left side of the street is a construction site. Climb over the wall and the chainsaw is in the northwest corner. Colt .45 ======== 1. Garcia - Corner of alleyway From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the third right. Head down the alleyway on the right side of the street after the second right turn. When the narrow alleyway opens out slightly, look to the right and you'll find the pistol in the corner. Desert Eagle ============ 1. Garcia - In corner of alley near Zero's RC Shop From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the first right. Go down the alleyway straight ahead and look for an opening in a wall on the right side of the alleyway. Go through the opening and look to the right to find the Desert Eagle in the corner. Flamethrower ============ 1. Doherty - Under concrete slope in burnt-out building Head to the northeast corner of the waste grounds behind your garage in Doherty and you'll see a crumbling burnt-out building with a concrete slope beside it. The flamethrower is located behind the concrete slope. 2. Easter Basin - Southeast corner of freight ship From your garage in Doherty, head to Cranberry Station which is opposite the garage, and get on the train tracks. Follow the train tracks south, and then follow them into the docks at Easter Basin. Just before the train tracks end you will see a freight liner on the right side of the tracks. Head up the ramp beside the freight liner and head to the southeast corner of the freight where you'll find the flamethrower. Golf Club ========= 1. Avispa Country Club - Outside entrance to club From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the first right. Follow this road west through Garcia and Hashbury until you reach Ocean Flats. Turn left at the end of the road and follow this road south towards the Avispa Country Club. Take the second left into the Avispa Country Club and head to the front entrance where you'll find the golf club. Katana ====== 1. Chinatown - Behind concrete ramp in alley From your garage in Doherty, head north and take the third left. Follow this road west and take the second right. After turning right, look along the right side of the street for an alleyway. Head down the alleyway and turn the corner after passing the first building on the left. The katana is at the end of the alleyway, behind a concrete ramp. 2. Hashbury - At bottom of steps in front of grey building From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the third right. Follow this road west and take the sixth right. Take the first left after and look for a grey building on the right side of the street. Head down the steps in front of the grey building and you'll find the katana at the bottom. M4 == 1. Palisades - Next to tree in back garden of apartment From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the third right. Follow this road west and turn right at the end of the road after the ninth right turn. Head north and look for a huge stone dock on the left side of the street. Keep heading north after that and you should soon see a long row of several groups of houses on the left side of the street. The M4 is behind the third group of houses on the left. Micro-SMG ========= 1. Esplanade North - In corner along left side of Well Stacked Pizza Co. From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the first left. Cross over the train tracks and turn left. Head north along this road and follow it through Easter Basin and Downtown until you reach the Well Stacked Pizza Co. shop in Esplanade East. Head along the left side of the Well Stacked Pizza Co. and the Micro-SMG is in the corner up ahead. Minigun ======= 1. Kincaid Bridge - Top of stone arch at start of bridge Head to Cranberry Station, which is opposite your garage in Doherty, and get on the train tracks. Follow the train tracks northeast until you reach the Kincaid Bridge. The minigun is located on top of the stone arch at the start of the bridge. You'll need access to Las Venturas and an air vehicle to be able to get to it. Nightstick ========== 1. Doherty - On stairs of pedestrian overpass From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the fourth right. On the corner on the left side of the street at the next turn, there is a pedestrian overpass. Head up the ramp and the nightstick is on the ramp near the top. Pool Cue ======== 1. Doherty - Behind concrete slope in burnt-out building Head to the northeast corner of the waste grounds behind your garage in Doherty and you'll see a crumbling burnt-out building with a concrete slope beside it. The pool cue is located in the corner behind the slope. RPG === 1. Easter Bay Airport - Between white tanks next to control tower From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the first left. Cross over the train tracks and take the second right. Follow this road south and take the first left into the Easter Bay Airport. Take the middle road at the fence. When you reach the fence you can go right through if you have a pilot's licence, otherwise, park a car by the security booth and use it to climb over the booth. Enter either tunnel and when you exit the tunnel, head to the east corner of The airport, where the control tower is. Next to the control tower are two hangars, and next to the hangars are three white tanks. The RPG is located between the second and third tank. Satchel Charges =============== 1. Avispa Country Club - Beside wall behind club From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the first right. Follow this road west through Garcia and Hashbury until you reach Ocean Flats. Turn left at the end of the road and follow this road south towards the Avispa Country Club. Take the second left into the Avispa Country Club and head around the back to the southeast side of the building, and you'll find the satchels in the corner against the wall. 2. Paradiso - Outside front door of house From your garage in Doherty, head north and take the fifth left. Follow this road west and take the fifth right. After the second left turn look along the left side of the road for a house with a ramp leading up to the entrance. It's the last house on the left. Head up here and the satchel charges are at the top. Shotgun ======= 1. Doherty - Southeast corner of Shady Industries warehouse From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the first left. Cross over the train tracks and take the first left. On the left side of the street is a red brick warehouse called "Shady Industries". Enter the warehouse compound through the opening in the wall, and the shotgun is in the corner on the southeast side of the building. Shovel ====== 1. Ocean Flats - In driveway outside house From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the first right. Follow this road west through Garcia and Hashbury until you reach Ocean Flats. Turn right at the end of the road and head north. Look along the right side of the road after the first right turn. The shovel is located in the driveway outside one of the houses on the right side of the road. Sniper Rifle ============ 1. Downtown - Roof of building opposite "Otto's Autos" From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the first left. Cross over the train tracks, and take the first left. Follow this road north and take the fourth right after passing under the Garver Bridge. Immediately on the corner on the left side of the street is the building where the sniper rifle is located. It's opposite "Otto's Autos", and you'll need an air vehicle to be able to get to it. Tear Gas ======== 1. Easter Basin - Carrier inside naval base This is a hard weapon to get as it's located inside the carrier at the army base in Easter Basin. From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the first left. Cross over the train tracks and take the first left. The army base is on the right side of the street just before you pass the Kincaid Bridge. Use a helicopter to land on the carrier and enter through the open door on the north side. Go down both sets of steps and go into the room straight ahead. The tear gas is located behind the wooden crates on the east side of this room. Tec-9 ===== 1. Battery Point - Behind pillar on north side of Pleasure Domes Club From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the first left. Cross over the train tracks and turn left again. Head north along this road and follow it through Easter Basin and Downtown until you reach the Well Stacked Pizza Co. shop in Esplanade East. Head past the Well Stacked Pizza and start heading west towards the Gant Bridge, where Jizzy's club is located. When you reach Jizzy's club, head around to the north side and the Tec-9 is behind the stone pillar under the Gant Bridge. It's the first pillar on the right. 2. Calton Heights - Behind tree near stone building From your garage in Doherty, head north and take the first left. Take the first right after and follow this road north. Head north and take the sixth right turn (including the winding path). On the corner on the right side of the street as you turn right is a stone building. Head around to the back of this building and the Tec-9 is behind the tree. +--------+ | Desert | +--------+ AK-47 ===== 1. Tierra Robada - Between two trailers in trailer park From the Gant Bridge, head north and follow the road as it curves east. Head through the Bayside Tunnel, and turn left at the fork immediately after you exit the tunnel. Take the first left and follow this road through El Quebrados. Take the next left you come to, and cross the bridge into Valle Ocultado. Take the first right a little further up after passing the dirt road that leads to the cabin, and follow this road. Take the first left you come to, and at the end of the road is a white building with a parking lot. Head up the slope to the right of the white building and there will be a trailer park in front of you. The AK is between the first two trailers on the right. Brass Knuckles ============== 1. Las Payasadas - Behind building on street corner From the Gant Bridge, head north and follow the road as it curves east. Head through the Bayside Tunnel, and turn left at the fork immediately after you exit the tunnel. Take the first left and follow this road through El Quebrados. Take the next left you come to, and cross the bridge into Valle Ocultado. Continue heading east along this road until you reach Las Payasadas. Take the westernmost road into Las Payasadas, and take the first left. Immediately on the corner on the right side of the road is a small building. The brass knuckles are located behind the building. Chainsaw ======== 1. Hunter Quarry - Behind rock-crushing machine in Quarry From the Fallow Bridge, cross the bridge and take the second right before you reach the fork in the road. Head along this road and look for a dirt path on the right side of the road soon after. The dirt path will lead you to the Hunter Quarry. Carefully make your way down to the bottom of the Quarry, and then head to the southeast side of the Quarry where you'll find two tall rock- crushing machines. Head up the stairs beside the rock-crushing machines and the chainsaw is located behind the machine. Colt .45 ======== 1. Tierra Robada - Under railroad tracks stone support beam From the Fallow Bridge, cross the bridge and take the second left before you reach the fork in the road. Follow this road until you reach a bridge. Cross the bridge, and immediately after you'll reach the Kincaid Bridge (the railroad tracks). The Colt .45 is located behind the stone support beam on the left side of the road. Desert Eagle ============ 1. Bayside Marina - In corner of wall behind house From the Gant Bridge, head north until you reach Bayside, and take the first right you come to. Follow the winding road round and take the first left. Immediately after turning left, look along the left side of the street for a row of posh white houses. Head behind the third house, and look along the back wall. The Desert Eagle is in the corner of the wall to the far right. 2. Lil' Probe Inn - Under solar panel in trailer park From the Fallow Bridge, cross the bridge and take the third left at the fork in the road. Turn right and pass under the railroad tracks, and look along the right side of the road for a trailer park opposite the Lil' Probe Inn bar. Head towards the trailer park and the Desert Eagle is under the middle solar panel on the east side of the trailer park. Grenades ======== 1. Bayside - In alley behind row of shops From the Gant Bridge, head north until you reach Bayside, and take the first right you come to. Follow the winding road round and take the first right. Follow this road and after the first left turn, look along the left side of the road for an alley that runs behind the row of shops a little further up. The grenades are located in the alley. Katana ====== 1. El Quebrados - Behind trailer on north side of trailer park From the Gant Bridge, head north and follow the road as it curves east. Head through the Bayside Tunnel, and turn left at the fork immediately after you exit the tunnel. Take the first left after that and follow this road until you reach El Quebrados. On the corner on the first right turn is a trailer park. The Katana is located behind a trailer on the north side of the trailer park. Knife ===== 1. Bone County - Beside pole in centre of trailer park From the Fallow Bridge, cross the bridge, and take the first right you come to. Follow this road into Bone County, and after the second left turn, look along the left side of the road for a trailer park. Head to the centre of the trailer park, and the knife is located beside a pole. 2. El Castillo del Diablo - Between cages at snake farm From the Gant Bridge, head north and follow the road as it curves east. Head through the Bayside Tunnel, and turn left at the fork immediately after you exit the tunnel. Take the first left and follow this road through El Quebrados. Take the next left you come to, and cross the bridge into Valle Ocultado. Take the first right almost immediately as you come off the bridge, and follow this road. Continue following the road until you reach the snake farm (it's a little southwest of the abandoned airfield). The knife is located between two cages at the snake farm. M4 == 1. Restricted Area - Behind stairs leading to top of guard tower From the Fallow Bridge, head northwest and turn left at the fork with the Cluckin' Bell. Take the first right after, and head under the railroad tracks. Continue following this road until you reach the Restricted Area. You'll have a five-star wanted level at this point, so you'll need to be quick from now on. Dash to the southwest corner of the Restricted Area and the M4 is located under the stairs leading to the top of the guard tower. Micro-SMG ========= 1. Verdant Meadows - Inside fuselage of destroyed aircraft From the Gant Bridge, head north and follow the road as it curves east. Head through the Bayside Tunnel, and turn left at the fork immediately after you exit the tunnel. Take the first left and follow this road through El Quebrados. Take the next left you come to, and cross the bridge into Valle Ocultado. Take the first right immediately after crossing the bridge and follow this road until you reach the Verdant Meadows Aircraft Graveyard. Head onto the runway, and look inside the fuselage of the destroyed aircraft on the southwest corner of the runway to find the Micro-SMG. Molotovs ======== 1. Fort Carson - Beside black dumpster behind liquor store From the Fallow Bridge, cross the bridge and take the second left before you reach the fork in the road. Follow this road and take the first right you come to. Once you've entered Fort Carson, look along the right side of the road for a liquor store, it will have a yellow arrow pointing downwards outside it. The Molotovs are located behind the liquor store, beside a black dumpster. RPG === 1. Aldea Malvada - Behind wall of destroyed pueblo building From the Gant Bridge, head north and follow the road as it curves east. Head through the Bayside Tunnel, and turn left at the fork immediately after you exit the tunnel. Take the first left and follow this road through El Quebrados. Take the easternmost road out of El Quebrados and turn right. Head south along this road and look for a dirt path on the left side of the road just before you reach a Cluckin' Bell. Head along the dirt path, and turn left when the dirt path splits. Continue following the dirt path until you reach the pueblo building. The RPG is located behind a broken wall on the south side of the pueblo building Shotgun ======= 1. Fort Carson - Under overhang of shanty From the Fallow Bridge, cross the bridge and take the second left before you reach the fork in the road. Follow this road and take the first right you come to. Take the first right after that, once you've entered Fort Carson, and look for a dirt path on the right side of the road. Turn left on the dirt path and then just before the dirt path turns left again, look on the right to find a small shanty. The shotgun is located under the overhang of the shanty. 2. Valle Ocultado - At end of wooden pier behind cabin From the Gant Bridge, head north and follow the road as it curves east. Head through the Bayside Tunnel, and turn left at the fork immediately after you exit the tunnel. Take the first left and follow this road through El Quebrados. Take the next left you come to, and cross the bridge into Valle Ocultado. As you exit the bridge, look along the right side of the road for a gravel path. Head along the path and look between the cabin and wooden shed on the left. Behind the cabin is a long wooden pier. The shotgun is located at the end of the pier. Shovel ====== 1. Hunter Quarry - Beside mound of dirt in Quarry From the Fallow Bridge, cross the bridge and take the second right before you come to the fork in the road. Head along this road and look for a dirt path on the right side of the road soon after. The dirt path will lead you to the Hunter Quarry. Carefully make your way down to the bottom of the Quarry, and head to the south side. The shovel is located beside a small mound of dirt. SMG === 1. El Quebrados - Behind building on street corner From the Gant Bridge, head north and follow the road as it curves east. Head through the Bayside Tunnel, and turn left at the fork immediately after you exit the tunnel. Take the first left after that and follow this road until you reach El Quebrados. Take the first right as you enter El Quebrados, and then the first left. Take the first right, and at the crossroads, look behind the building that is across the road and a little to the left. The SMG is located behind the building. +--------------+ | Las Venturas | +--------------+ AK-47 ===== 1. Redsands West - Hidden in bushes in middle of apartment courtyard From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north and take the fourth left opposite Caligula's Casino. Head west along this road and cross the bridge that crosses over the Harry Gold Parkway. Take the second right you come to outside Binco, and at the end is a T-intersection. Straight ahead from the T-intersec- tion is a low apartment building. Climb over the nearby wall and straight ahead is a row of bushes. The AK is hidden in the bushes. 2. The Strip - Hidden behind casino on the roof From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, find a Jetpack and fly up to the rooftop of the Four Dragons Casino. At the other end, descend down to the lower part of the rooftop and head to the left. The AK is hidden against the wall at the back here. Baseball Bat ============ 1. Blackfield - Against wall outside Blackfield Stadium From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head south to the Julius Thruway South. Follow the Thruway west and round to the west side of Las Venturas. Once you start heading north again, look along the left side of the road for the bike school. Opposite the bike school is Blackfield Stadium. Head round to the north side of the stadium and the Baseball Bat is under the balcony. 2. Redsands West - Southwest corner of baseball stadium From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head south to the Julius Thruway South. Follow the Thruway west and round to the west side of Las Venturas. Once you start heading north again, take the first right off the thruway. Turn right again, and then left. Turn right once more and then left again. Head north and take the second left. On the right as you turn left is the Las Venturas Base- ball stadium sign. Head to the baseball stadium behind the sign and park a vehicle by the fence. Climb over the fence and the wall after it and head onto the field. The baseball bat is in the southwest corner. Cane ==== 1. Emerald Isle - In a corner behind Emerald Isle Casino From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north along The Strip and after the seventh right turn, turn right when the main road forks outside the Emerald Isle Casino. From outside the Emerald Isle Casino, head down the street to the right of the entrance, and on the left is a small path that will lead you into a corner of the building. The cane is in the corner next to some trees. 2. Pilgrim - Outside casino entrance From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north along The Strip and take the third right. Head east from here and after the third right turn, straight ahead is a low casino. You'll recognise it by the torches outside the entrance. Go around to the entrance on the southwest side and the cane is located to the left of the entrance. 3. Prickle Pine - Next to house From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north along The Strip and take the ninth left on the left side of the road (you'll be driving against traffic). Head west along this road and cross the Harry Gold Parkway bridge that runs over the Julius Thruway North. Take the second right as you come off the bridge and then the second left. Turn right again and cross over the Julius Thruway North. Drive straight ahead and follow the road around outside the Yellow Bell Station until you reach a cul-de-sac. At the end of the cul- de-sac, go down the right side of the last house on the left and the cane is just beyond the flowers. 4. Prickle Pine - Behind ledge next to train station From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north along The Strip and take the ninth left on the left side of the road (you'll be driving against traffic). Head west along this road and cross the Harry Gold Parkway bridge that runs over the Julius Thruway North. Take the second right as you come off the bridge and then the second left. Turn right again and cross over the Julius Thruway North. Drive straight ahead and follow the road around to the Yellow Bell Station. Go through to the platform and head to the left. Follow the hedge along the left until you reach the cane. Chainsaw ======== 1. Whitewood Estates - Outside warehouse From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head south to the Julius Thruway South. Follow the Thruway west and round to the west side of Las Venturas. Once you start heading north again, take the first left you come to off the Thruway. (Watch out for oncoming traffic). Turn left again and then right. Head north again and after the second right, look along the right side of the street for a gap in a wall leading to a warehouse compound. Go through the gap and head to the right. Turn the corner and you'll run into the chainsaw. Flamethrower ============ 1. KACC Military Fuels - Under awning in military base From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north and turn right at the fork in the road south of the Emerald Isle Casino. Continue heading north and take the fourth right turn. Head east along this road and turn left on the first corner outside the Well Stacked Pizza Co. restaurant. Cross the bridge that runs over the Julius Thruway North, cross the railroad tracks, and turn right. Follow this road until you reach the entrance to the KACC Military Fuels compound. You can either get a military vehicle to be able to access the compound, or fly a helicopter over. Either way, when you're inside the com- pound, land in the parking lot, and head over to the left (west) side of the compound. Enter the hangar and make your way to the back. Head through the exit at the back and turn right. Turn left up ahead and go over to the stairs. To the right of the stairs is an awning. The flamethrower is under the awning. Golf Club ========= 1. Yellow Bell Golf Course - On balcony in golf club From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north along The Strip and follow the road that crosses over Julius Thruway North. Turn left as you come off the bridge, and then turn right a little further up. Turn left again shortly after and make your way through Prickle Pine. Follow the road around until you reach the Yellow Bell Golf Course on the north side of Prickle Pine. Head to the roundabout on the east side of the club and climb onto the roof. Climb over to the other side of the roof and drop down to the balcony below where you'll find the golf club. Grenades ======== 1. Rockshore East - Next to air duct on roof of building From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head south and turn left onto the Julius Thruway South. Head east along the Thruway but take the first right that you come to off of the Thruway. Turn right again and then left. Turn left and then right again. Follow this road east until you reach the train tracks coming in from Palomino Creek. Cross the train tracks and enter the compound opposite. On the right side of the compound is the building where the grenades. Use the containers stacked against the wall to reach the roof and the grenades are next to the first air-duct on the right side of the roof. Katana ====== 1. Pirates In Men's Pants - Between stairs on pirate ship. From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north and after the third left turn, look along the left side of the street for the Pirates In Men's Pants Casino. Moored in the water outside the hotel is a pirate ship. Go onto the pirate ship and head up the steps to the left. The katana is located between another two sets of stairs in front of you. 2. The Strip - In bushes next to Four Dragons Casino From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, go down the street to the left of the casino entrance and turn the corner. Go into the bushes between the three trees in front of you to find the katana. M4 == 1. Pilgrim - Behind roof of low apartment From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north along The Strip and take the third right. Head east from here and after the second right turn, straight ahead is a low casino. You'll recognise it by the torches outside the entrance. Head around to the east side of the casino and across the road from it is a low apartment. Go up the steps to the balcony and climb up the central part of the roof of the apartment. The M4 is just behind the rooftop a little to the left. Micro-SMG ========= 1. Redsands West - Behind dumpster in courtyard behind row of houses From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head south and turn right onto the Julius Thruway South. Head west along the Thruway and follow the road as it curves north. When you are heading north again, take the first right you come to off of the Thruway. Turn right again and follow the road. After the first left turn, on the left side of the street is a small narrow opening between a small wooden fence. Go through the opening and on the right is a dumpster. The micro-SMG is behind the dumpster. Minigun ======= 1. Roca Escalante - In front of elevator in multi-storey car park From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north along The Strip and after the seventh right turn, turn right when the main road forks outside the Emerald Isle Casino. Take the second right you come to after that and head east along this road. Take the third right and on the right side of the street there is an entrance to a multi-storey car park. Enter the car park and head down the ramp to the next floor. As you reach the next floor, go to the left and turn the corner where you'll find the minigun in front of an elevator. 2. Rockshore East - Fourth level of scaffolding on building site From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head south and turn left onto the Julius Thruway South. Head east along the Thruway but take the first right that you come to off of the Thruway. Turn right again and then left. Turn left and then right again. Follow this road east and look along the left side of the street for a building site. In the southeast corner is some scaffolding. The minigun is located on the fourth level of scaffolding near the top. I don't think there's any way of climbing up there so you'll need a Jetpack. Molotovs ======== 1. Creek - Behind low wall under billboard on roof of Cluckin' Bell From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head south and get on the Julius Thruway South. Turn left and follow the Julius Thruway as it curves round to the east side of Las Venturas. Turn right at the third fork in the road in the top right corner of the map. Head to the line of shops a little bit south-east of KACC Military Fuels. The Molotovs are on the roof of the Cluckin' Bell. Use a Jetpack to get up there and the Molotovs are behind a small wall under a billboard in the corner. 2. Come-A-Lot - In corner of rooftop From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip and take the first right turn you come to. Head east along this road and take the third right turn. Head south along this road but stop at the next corner. On the corner are some stairs leading up to the roof of a yellow building. Head up the stairs and then up the next set of stairs leading to the roof of the orange building. From here, climb onto the orange platform with a door at the front and you can jump across to the rooftop opposite. The Molotovs are in the far left corner. Nightstick ========== 1. Roca Escalante - Behind sign on street corner outside police station From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north along The Strip and after the seventh right turn, turn right when the main road forks outside the Emerald Isle Casino. Take the first right you come to after that, and on the left is the Las Venturas Police Department. On the left side of the street on the corner is the LVPD sign. The nightstick is located behind the sign. Pool Cue ======== 1. Rockshore East - Between dumpster and pallet outside warehouse From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head south and turn left onto the Julius Thruway South. Head east along the Thruway but take the first right that you come to off of the Thruway. Turn right again and then left. Turn left and then right again. Follow this road east until you reach the train tracks coming in from Palomino Creek. Cross the train tracks and enter the compound opposite. Head right over to the east side of the compound straight ahead, and at the back is a long stack of containers. To the left is a beige-coloured warehouse. The pool cue is located next to the warehouse, between a dumpster and a pallet. Rocket Launcher =============== 1. Emerald Isle - Behind skylight on roof of Emerald Isle Casino From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north and turn left at the fork opposite the Emerald Isle Casino. Turn right again almost immediately after turning, and straight ahead of you is the Emerald Isle Casino. Head round to the north side of the Casino and look for an entrance to a multi-storey car park. Drive into the car park and make your way up to the top floor of the car park. At the top, look for some stairs at the back leading up to the roof. At the top, go around to the back of the helipad and over to the skylight windows on the right. The rocket launcher is on the edge of the building just beyond the skylight. 2. Emerald Isle - Level 8 of Emerald Isle Casino's multi-storey car park From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north and turn left at the fork opposite the Emerald Isle Casino. Turn right again almost immediately after turning, and straight ahead of you is the Emerald Isle Casino. Head round to the north side of the Casino and look for an entrance to a multi-storey car park. Drive into the car park and make your way up to Level 8 of the car park. If you don't know what level you're on, look for the signs on the wall of every level. The rocket launcher is in the northwest corner. 3. Las Venturas Airport - In corner of stack of containers From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north and take the fourth left. Head west along this road, cross the bridge that crosses over the Harry Gold Parkway, and turn left. Turn right at the small fork in the road shortly after, and turn right into the airport. Once you're in the airport, make your way to the airport terminal and head round to the south side. The rocket launcher is in the corner of a stack of containers. RPG === 1. Pilson Intersection - Roof of car park From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head south to the Julius Thruway South. Follow the Thruway west and round to the west side of Las Venturas. Once you start heading north again, take the first left you come to off the Thruway. (Watch out for oncoming traffic). Turn left again and then right. Head north again and take the third left. Follow this road into the car park up ahead. Go straight and on the right at the back is a ramp leading up to the roof. The RPG is located in the northeast corner. Sawn-Off Shotgun ================ 1. Las Venturas Airport - On roof of "Final Build Construction" site From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north and take the second left turn you come to. Head west along this road and after you cross the bridge that crosses over the Harry Gold Parkway, look for a blocked-off turn on the left. Go through the blockage, and straight ahead is a "Final Build Construction" site. The shotgun is on the roof of the building, so you'll need a Jetpack to get to it. 2. Redsands West - Next to dumpster in alley From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head south to the Julius Thruway South. Follow the Thruway west and round to the west side of Las Venturas. Once you start heading north again, take the first right off the thruway. Turn right again, and then left. Turn right once more and then left again. Head north and take the second right. Head east along this road and after the first left there is a wooden fence on the corner. Proceed past the wooden fence and head to the back of this alley where you'll find the shotgun next to a dumpster. 3. Whitewood Estates - Behind the Sindacco Abattoir From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head south to the Julius Thruway South. Follow the Thruway west and round to the west side of Las Venturas. Once you start heading north again, take the first left you come to off the Thruway. (Watch out for oncoming traffic). Turn left again and then right. Head north again and after the second left, look along the left side of the street for a gap in a wall. Go through the gap and in front of you is the Sindacco Abattoir. The shotgun is located behind the abattoir. Shotgun ======= 1. LVA Freight Depot - Hidden by a group of trees in freight depot From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north and take the first left you come to. Head west along this road and turn right at the end. Turn left again shortly after and continue heading west. Turn right at the end of this road and then left again and on the left side of the street is the entrance to the freight depot. Enter the freight depot and around the center of the depot this is a small group of trees on the left. The shotgun is hidden in the group of trees. 2. Pilson Intersection - Under the Pilson Intersection From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head south and get on the Julius Thruway South. Head west and follow the Thruway round to the Julius Thruway West. When you reach the northwest corner of the Julius Thruway West, turn right and drive alongside the road leading onto the Pilson Intersection. A little further up, you'll see the shotgun under the bridge. Shovel ====== 1. Pirates In Men's Pants - Hidden by bushes on rocks From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north and after the third left turn, look along the left side of the street for the Pirates In Men's Pants Casino. Moored in the water outside the hotel is a pirate ship. Just past the pirate ship is a pier leading up to a safehouse icon. On the right side of the pier are a few platforms and some rocks. The shovel is hidden behind the bushes on the rocks. You can use a Jetpack to get to it, or you can climb onto the rocks to the left of the pier and use them to climb up to the balcony above, make your way across and climb down to the rocks on the other side. 2. Prickle Pine - Corner of tennis court From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north and turn left at the fork opposite the Emerald Isle Casino. Head north along this road towards Prickle Pine and cross the bridge that crosses over Julius Thruway North. Turn left and then right. Head north again until you reach a dead end. Climb over the fence on the left and run past the apartment block to the tennis courts up ahead. The shovel is located in the bottom right corner of the first tennis court on the right. 3. Redsands West - Under stands in northeast corner of baseball stadium From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head south to the Julius Thruway South. Follow the Thruway west and round to the west side of Las Venturas. Once you start heading north again, take the first right off the thruway. Turn right again, and then left. Turn right once more and then left again. Head north and take the second left. On the right as you turn left is the Las Venturas Base- ball stadium sign. Head to the baseball stadium behind the sign and park a vehicle by the fence. Climb over the fence and the wall after it and head onto the field. The shovel is located in a small area under the stands in the north east corner of the stadium. Silenced Pistol =============== 1. Blackfield - Under walkway leading to Las Venturas stadium From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head south to the Julius Thruway South. Follow the Thruway west and round to the west side of Las Venturas. Once you start heading north again, look along the left side of the road for the bike school. Opposite the bike school is Blackfield Stadium. The silenced pistol is underneath the walkway leading to the north entrance of the stadium. SMG === 1. Come-A-Lot - In small nook behind Come-A-Lot Casino castle From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head south and take the first left. Follow this road east and turn left. Shortly after turning left, look along the left side of the street for the Come-A-Lot Casino castle. Go into the far left corner and stick close to the wall. Follow the wall around until you find the SMG in a small nook. 2. Starfish Casino - Corner of fourth floor of Starfish Casino car park From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north and take the fifth right opposite the "The Visage" Casino. Head east and turn left into the car park on the corner. Turn left up ahead and follow the road into the actual car park. Head to the southeast corner where a ramp leads up to the next floor. Follow the ramp up to the fourth floor of the car park, and you'll see the SMG in the corner on the right. Sniper Rifle ============ 1. Clown's Pocket - On the edge of the roof of Clown's Pocket Casino You'll need a Jetpack or something to reach this one. From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north and take the fourth right opposite the "The Visage" Casino. Head east and on the left side of the street you'll see the Clown's Pocket Casino. Use the Jetpack to fly up there and you'll find the sniper rifle on the edge of the roof. 2. Four Dragons Casino - Behind wall on rooftop of "Four Dragons Casino" From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, find a Jetpack and fly up to the rooftop of the casino. The sniper rifle is very easy to find, it's behind the wall that forms the tall structure of the entrance to the casino. 3. Roca Escalante - On roof of wedding chapel From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north along The Strip and after the seventh right turn, turn right when the main road forks outside the Emerald Isle Casino. Continue along this road and a little further up after the second right turn is a wedding chapel. Climb onto the roof of the wedding chapel to find the sniper rifle. Tear Gas ======== 1. KACC Military Fuels - In middle of open area of military base From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north and turn right at the fork in the road south of the Emerald Isle Casino. Continue heading north and take the fourth right turn. Head east along this road and turn left on the first corner outside the Well Stacked Pizza Co. restaurant. Cross the bridge that runs over the Julius Thruway North, cross the railroad tracks, and turn right. Follow this road until you reach the entrance to the KACC Military Fuels compound. You can either get a military vehicle to be able to access the compound, or fly a helicopter over. Either way, when you're inside the com- pound, land in the parking lot, and head over to the left (west) side of the compound. Enter the hangar and make your way to the back. Head through the exit at the back and turn right. Turn left up ahead and go over to the stairs. Just behind the stairs are a row of containers. Climb onto the containers and jump over the fence. Run forward and the tear gas is out in the middle of the open area up ahead. 2. Las Venturas Airport - Between control tower and stone ramps From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north and take the fourth left. Head west along this road, cross the bridge that crosses over the Harry Gold Parkway, and turn left. Turn right at the small fork in the road shortly after, and turn right into the airport. Once you're in the airport, head west, past the runway until you reach a control tower. The tear gas is between the control tower and the black and yellow striped stone ramps. |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 9. Item Locations (SAITE) | |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| This section will list all of the available items hidden around San Andreas, and their locations. |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| | A. Body Armour (SABOD) | |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| Body armour is found all over San Andreas. They look like small grey bulletproof vests and when picked up, increase your overall health. The white bar in the corner of the screen just above the health bar represents your body armour. +------------+ | Los Santos | +------------+ 1. Commerce - Northwest corner of atrium From your house in Ganton, head out of the alley next to your house and turn right. Follow this road west and cross the train tracks just after you pass Binco. Continue heading west and take the third right. Turn left immediately after, and take the next right. Look for a tall orange building on the left side of the street. Head round to the north side of this building and go up the escalators. Enter the atrium and the body armour is at the back of the room, in the northwest corner. 2. Conference - West side of walkway around conference centre From your house in Ganton, head east towards the main road that overlooks the ocean in East Beach. Head south from there towards Playa Del Seville, and follow the road as it curves west towards the Ocean Docks. Keep following the road as it curves around Los Santos International and as you exit the tunnel on the west side of Verdant Bluffs take the first right. On the corner on the left as you turn right is the Conference Centre. Go up the steps on the corner and follow the walkway round to the west side of the building where you'll find the body armour. 3. East Beach - In alleyway behind Golden Palms Hotel From your house in Ganton, head east towards the main road that overlooks the ocean in East Beach. Head north from there and take the first left a little further north from the Los Santos Forum. Take the first and follow this road north. After the next right, look along the right side of the street for the Golden Palms Hotel. The body armour is in a narrow alleyway behind the hotel. 4. East Los Santos - Beside flood control wall From your house in Ganton, head east towards the main road that overlooks the ocean in East Beach. Take the first left on the north side of the Los Santos Forum. Take the second right and on the left you should see an opening that leads down to the flood control area. Go down here and at the bottom, look across to the other side of the flood control wall where you'll find the body armour. 5. Hampton Barns - Under awning of trailer in trailer park From your house in Ganton, head east towards the main road that overlooks the ocean in East Beach. Head north from there and follow the road out to the countryside. Head to Hanky-Panky Point, and continue following the road as it curves west. Turn right to get off the highway when you can, and follow this road towards Montgomery. Follow the road around Montgomery and just before you reach the Fallow Bridge, look for a trailer park on the right side of the street. The body armour is under an awning behind the northernmost trailer. 6. Las Colinas - Beside wire fence along path From your house in Ganton, head east towards the main road that overlooks the ocean in East Beach. Head north from there and take the last left before the road leads out to the countryside. After the next left look along the left side of the street for a path leading down. Go down this path and you'll find the body armour in the corner at the end by a wire fence. 7. Los Santos International - On ledge near airport entrance From your house in Ganton, head east towards the main road that overlooks the ocean in East Beach. Head south from there towards Playa Del Seville. Follow the road as it curves west towards Ocean Docks and follow it around the southernmost road at Los Santos International. As the road curves north again, look for a downwards sloping road on the right. Go down here and turn right. Turn right again at the end of the tunnel, and then left. Follow the road around and as the road curves upwards, look on the left side of the street to find the body armour on a ledge. 8. Montgomery - Next to tree in southeast corner of trailer park From your house in Ganton, head east towards the main road that overlooks the ocean in East Beach. Head north from there and follow the road out to the countryside. Head to Hanky-Panky Point, and continue following the road as it curves west. Turn right to get off the highway when you can, and follow this road towards Montgomery. Take the northern road into Montgomery and follow it through to the southern road out of Montgomery. On the corner before you exit Montgomery is a trailer park. The body armour is next to a tree in the southeast corner. 9. Mulholland - Inside Madd Dogg's mansion From your house in Ganton, head east towards the main road that overlooks the ocean in East Beach. Head north from there and take the second to last left before the road leads out to the countryside. Follow this road west and through the Mulholland Intersection. Take the third right after passing the Mulholland Intersection, which is the zigzag road. Turn right at the top of the road, and after you pass the first bridge look for Madd Dogg's mansion on the right. The body armour is inside his mansion. You can only get it during the mission "Madd Dogg's Rhymes" or after you obtain his mansion later on in the game. 10. Ocean Docks - In room at top of stairs in warehouse From your house in Ganton, head east towards the main road that overlooks the ocean in East Beach. Head south from there towards Playa Del Seville. Follow the road as it curves west through Ocean Docks. Take the first left on the corner where there's a blue warehouse and go through the opening in the wall. Head around the back of the building on the south side of the compound and go up the stairs. You'll find the body armour in the room at the top of the stairs. 11. Ocean Docks - Inside train carriage on tracks From your house in Ganton, head east towards the main road that overlooks the ocean in East Beach. Head south from there towards Playa Del Seville. Follow the road as it curves west through Ocean Docks. After passing the bridge with the tall green support beams, look for a blue warehouse on the right side of the road. Enter the warehouse and the body armour is inside the third train carriage on the right side of the tracks. 12. Palomino Creek - Between two houses From your house in Ganton, head east towards the main road that overlooks the ocean in East Beach. Head north from there and follow the road out to the countryside. Take the first left when you reach Palomino Creek and turn right after that. Take the next left and on the corner of the next road are two houses - one white, and one blue. The body armour is between the two houses. 13. Pershing Square - In middle jail cell of police station From your house in Ganton, head west and follow this road until you pass the freeway. Take the first left after and you'll see the LSPD HQ on the left side of the street. Enter the police station and go down the stairs on the right at the end of the hallway. Go down the next set of stairs and turn the corner. The body armour is in the middle jail cell on the right. 14. Pershing Square - In locker room of police station From your house in Ganton, head west and follow this road until you pass the freeway. Take the first left after and you'll see the LSPD HQ on the left side of the street. Enter the police station and enter the first room on the right. Go through to the locker room and the body armour is in the corner on the left. 15. Verdant Bluffs - Behind low wall outside restaurant From your house in Ganton, head east towards the main road that overlooks the ocean in East Beach. Head south from there towards Playa Del Seville, and follow the road as it curves west towards the Ocean Docks. Keep following the road as it curves around Los Santos International and as you exit the tunnel on the west side of Verdant Bluffs take the first right. Follow this road east and after the second right turn look for an opening in a low wall. Go through the opening and the body armour will be on the right. 16. Willowfield - In corner of alley behind Cluckin' Bell From your house in Ganton, drive out of the alley next to your house and take the first right. Take the next left and follow this road across the bridge. After crossing the bridge you should see a Cluckin' Bell restaurant on the right side of the street. Drive into the parking lot and go down the alley in the northwest corner. Turn the corner by the brick wall and on the corner of the next turn is the body armour. 17. Willowfield - Between pile of scrap and rusty container From your house in Ganton, head west and get on the tracks after you pass the Binco store. Follow the train tracks south and as they curve west look for a low platform. Behind the platform is a pile of scrap and a rusty container. The body armour is between them. +----------+ | Badlands | +----------+ 1. Angel Pine - In alley on northeast side of restaurant From the Flint Intersection, head south and follow the road all the way around the Los Santos Inlet until you reach Angel Pine. Take the southeast road into Angel Pine, and take the first left. On the corner straight ahead look for a small restaurant that says "J & J's Restaurant. The body armour is in the alley on the northeast side of the restaurant. 2. Blueberry Acres - Beside small ramp behind Fleischberg beer factory From your house in Ganton, head east towards the main road that overlooks the ocean in East Beach. Head north from there and follow the road out to the countryside. Take the first left when you reach Hanky-Panky Point, and follow this road west and through the Montgomery Intersection. Continue west through Montgomery until you reach Blueberry. Take the western road out of Blueberry and look for the Fleischberg Beer Factory on the left side of the road. Head around to the entrance on the south side of the building and head to the south east corner of the compound, where you'll find two sets of stairs in front of you. Ignore the stairs and drive down the path between them. At the top of the path drive under the arch to the right and around to the back of the building where you'll find the body armour beside a small ramp. 3. Mount Chiliad - Southeast side of Mt. Chiliad's peak From the Flint Intersection, head south and follow the road all the way around the Los Santos Inlet until you reach Angel Pine. Take the northwest road out of Angel Pine and follow the road you are on until you reach Mt. Chiliad. You'll need to drive or fly to the peak of Mt. Chiliad, and you'll find the body armour on the southeast side of the peak. 4. Red County - Between steps of docks From your house in Ganton, head east towards the main road that overlooks the ocean in East Beach. Head north from there and follow the road out to the countryside until you reach Palomino Creek. The body armour is located across the ocean north of Palomino Creek. You'll have to swim over to it, and the body armour is located between the steps of the dock. The dock borders on Las Venturas so be careful if you haven't unlocked it yet. +------------+ | San Fierro | +------------+ 1. Doherty - Next to tanker in corner of "Shady Industries" warehouse From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the first left. Cross over the train tracks and take the first left. Head north along this road and look along the left side of the road for a warehouse named "Shady Industries". Head through the gap in the wall outside the warehouse and follow the wall around to the northeast corner and you'll find the body armour in the corner beside a tanker. 3. Easter Bay Airport - Beside road that runs under airport From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the first left. Cross over the train tracks and turn right. Follow this road south and turn left when you reach the Easter Bay Airport. Take the middle road when the road forks and turn right when you reach the gates that lead to the airport. Follow this road and after a while it slopes downwards. Look in the corner beside the road after it slopes to find the body armour. 4. Esplanade East - At end of dock near pier From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the first left. Cross over the train tracks and turn left. Follow this road north and then northeast until you reach the Garver Bridge. Drive under the Garver Bridge and continue heading north until you reach Esplanade East. As the road curves northwest there will be a dock on the right. Head down the ramp leading to the dock and you'll find the body armour at the bottom. 5. Garcia - In alley near Zero's RC Shop From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the third right. Follow this road west and after the third right turn there is an alley on the right side of the road. Head down the alley and turn right again. Up ahead in the corner is the body armour. 6. Juniper Hill - Beside wall on west side of "Supa Save" store From your garage in Doherty, head north and take the third left. Follow this road west and take the fourth right. Take the first left after that and look along the right side of the road for a "Supa Save" store. Head round to the west side of the store and look to the left. The body armour is at the back beside a wall. 7. Ocean Flats - In back garden of house From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the third right. Follow this road west and take the fifth left. Turn right at the end of the road and look along the right side of the road for an alley. Head down the alley, and go through the opening in the wall of the first house on the right. The body armour is in the corner on the right. 8. Palisades - Beside wall of cliff side From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the third right. Follow this road west through Garcia, Hashbury, and Ocean Flats and turn right at the end of the road. Follow this road north until you reach Palisades. Once you reach Palisades, look for a row of houses along the left side of the street. This row of houses has a cliff side behind them. Head behind the first house you see, and make your way down the cliff. Turn right when you reach the bottom, and follow the wall of the cliff until you reach the body armour. +--------+ | Desert | +--------+ 1. Bayside Tunnel - Northeast corner of beach From the Gant Bridge, head north until you reach Bayside, and take the first right. Follow the winding road and take the first left. Look along the left side of the road for a row of white houses with red-tiled roofs. After passing the third house on the left side of the street, head down the alley between the third and fourth house and head to the beach straight ahead. The body armour is located beside the cliffs in the northeast corner. 2. Las Payasadas - On roof of building behind "Pecker's Feed & Seed" sign From the Gant Bridge, head north and follow the road as it curves east. Head through the Bayside Tunnel, and turn left at the fork immediately after you exit the tunnel. Take the first left and follow this road through El Quebrados. Take the next left you come to, and cross the bridge into Valle Ocultado. Continue following this road until you reach Las Payasadas. Turn right at the first fork you come to, and immediately on the left side of the road is a low building with a zig-zag roof. Climb on to the roof, and the body armour is located behind a "Pecker's Feed & Seed sign. 3. Restricted Area - On walkway around control tower From the Fallow Bridge, head northwest and turn left at the fork with the Cluckin' Bell. Take the first right after, and head under the railroad tracks. Continue following this road until you reach the Restricted Area. Head to the northwest corner of the Restricted Area and enter the compound. You'll have a five-star wanted level at this point, so you'll need to be quick from now on. Dash to the south side of the compound and head up the stairs of the control tower. The body armour is located on the walkway that runs around the control tower. 4. Valle Ocultado - Between cabin and wooden shed beside river From the Gant Bridge, head north and follow the road as it curves east. Head through the Bayside Tunnel, and turn left at the fork immediately after you exit the tunnel. Take the first left and follow this road through El Quebrados. Take the next left you come to, and cross the bridge into Valle Ocultado. As you exit the bridge, look along the right side of the road for a dirt road. Head along the dirt road and look between the cabin and wooden shed on the left to find the body armour. 5. Verdant Meadows - Inside fuselage of destroyed aircraft From the Gant Bridge, head north and follow the road as it curves east. Head through the Bayside Tunnel, and turn left at the fork immediately after you exit the tunnel. Take the first left and follow this road through El Quebrados. Take the next left you come to, and cross the bridge into Valle Ocultado. Take the first right immediately after crossing the bridge and follow this road until you reach the Verdant Meadows Aircraft Graveyard. Head on to the runway and look inside the fuselage of the third destroyed aircraft on the left side of the runway to find the body armour. +--------------+ | Las Venturas | +--------------+ 1. Caligula's Palace - On roof of low strangely-shaped building From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north and take the third right turn you come to. Head east along this road and take the second left. Head north again and enter the parking lot straight ahead at the T-intersection. In the middle of the parking lot is a strangely-shaped low white building. The body armour is located on the roof of this building. 2. Come-A-Lot - Under tall archway in parking lot From the Four Dragons Casino, head across the road to the parking lot on the opposite side of The Strip. On the right side of The Strip, there is a parking lot with a tall archway structure. The body armour is in the middle of the grass under the tall archway structure. 3. Greenglass College - Next to dumpster behind college From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head south and turn right when you reach the Julius Thruway South. Head west along the Julius Thruway, and when the thruway curves north, look across the left side of the thruway to find the Greenglass College. Drive through the wire fence and go round to the west corner of the college to find the body armour next to a green dumpter against the wall. 4. Las Venturas - In corner of wedding chapel From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north and take the first right. Head east along this road and take the second right. Follow this road south, and take the third left. Shortly after turning left there is a wedding chapel on the right side of the street. Get out of your car and the body armour is in a corner on the north side of the wedding chapel. 5. Las Venturas Airport - Near end of runway From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north and take the fourth left. Head west along this road, cross the bridge that crosses over the Harry Gold Parkway, and turn left. Turn right at the small fork in the road shortly after, and turn right into the airport. Once you're in the airport, head to the north end of the runway and look near the wire fence to the left. The body armour is along there somewhere. 6. Las Venturas Airport - In corner of small hangar From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north and take the fourth left. Head west along this road, cross the bridge that crosses over the Harry Gold Parkway, and turn left. Turn right at the small fork in the road shortly after, and turn right into the airport. Once you're in the airport, go to the north- west corner of the runway and look around for two hangars against the wire fence. The body armour is in the corner of one of the hangars. 7. LVA Freight Depot - Next to wooden fence in corner of depot From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north and take the first left you come to. Head west and turn right, and then turn left shortly after and continue heading west. Cross the bridge that runs over Harry Gold Parkway, and take the second left. Head south along this road and look for a tall wooden fence on the left side of the road. Enter the depot through the opening just before it and turn right. Drive straight ahead until you reach a dead end, and you'll find the body armour in the corner among a small stack of cardboard boxes. 8. Redsands East - First floor balcony of motel From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north and shortly after the sixth left turn, there is a big "Motel" sign on the left side of the street. Go under the "Motel" sign and into the motel car park. Climb onto the ledge of the platform on the right, and onto the balcony. Follow the balcony round to the end where you'll find the body armour against the wall. |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| | B. Cameras (SACAM) | |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| Cameras are mainly found around San Fierro. They can be used to search for Photo Ops and take a picture of certain things around San Andreas. Press the L1 button as to save a picture in your gallery as you take it. +------------+ | Los Santos | +------------+ 1. Ganton - Bedroom of the Johnson House There is only camera to be found in Los Santos, and it's inside your house. Head upstairs and into the bedroom and you'll find the camera along the left side of your bed. +------------+ | San Fierro | +------------+ 1. Avispa Country Club - Outside entrance of country club From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the first right. Follow this road west through Garcia and Hashbury until you reach Ocean Flats. Turn left at the end of the road and follow this road south towards the Avispa Country Club. Take the second left into the Avispa Country Club and head to the front entrance where you'll find the camera. 2. Calton Heights - Under alcove on north side of building From your garage in Doherty, head north and after the fifth left turn look along the left side of the street for an apartment block just before the winding path. Head up the ramp on the north side of the building and the camera is in front of a garage under an alcove a little further up on the left. 3. Calton Heights - West side of church From your garage in Doherty, head north and after the sixth left turn (including the winding path), there should be a church straight ahead. The camera is located on the west side of the church beside the wall. 4. City Hall - In middle of steel structure From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the third right. Follow this road west through Garcia, Hashbury, and Ocean Flats, and take the seventh right turn. Head north along this road until you reach City Hall. In the centre of City Hall is a steel structure. The camera is in the middle of the steel structure. 5. Cranberry Station - Beside ticket booth in southeast corner of platform From your garage in Doherty, head to Cranberry Station, which is opposite your garage and enter the train station. The camera is in the southeast corner beside the ticket booth. 6. Downtown - Between two pillars in glass building From your garage in Doherty, head north and take the second right. Look on the corner on the right side of the street immediately after turning to find a glass building. Enter the building and head to the room at the back past the planters. The camera is between two pillars on the right side of the room. 7. Easter Basin - In corner of dock to the left of yellow crane From your garage in Doherty, head to Cranberry Station opposite, and get on the train tracks. Follow the train tracks until you reach Easter Basin docks. Follow the train tracks to the end and after passing the tall yellow crane, look in the left corner of the dock to find the camera. 8. Easter Bay Airport - In grass beside road leading to airport From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the first left. Cross over the train tracks and take the second right. Follow this road south and turn left when you reach the Easter Bay Airport. Stop straight after and look above you to find an airport billboard. The camera is in the grass to the right of the billboard. 9. Esplanade North - Corner of Well Stacked Pizza restaurant From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the first left. Cross over the train tracks and turn left again. Follow this road north and then north east until you pass the Garver Bridge. After passing the Garver Bridge, keep heading north until you reach Esplanade East. When the road curves northwest look along the right side of the street for a Well Stacked Pizza restaurant. Head along the left side of the restaurant and the camera is behind the first corner on the right. 10. Esplanade North - Northwest corner of car park on top floor From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the first left. Cross over the train tracks and turn left again. Follow this road north and then north east until you pass the Garver Bridge. After passing the Garver Bridge, keep heading north until you reach Esplanade East. Take the first left when the road curves northeast just before you reach the Well Stacked Pizza restaurant, and look along the right side of the street for a multi-storey car park. The camera is on the top floor of the car park in the northwest corner. 11. Financial - Under awning on northwest corner of building From your garage in Doherty, head north and take the fourth right opposite the winding road. After the next right turn, there is a tall pointed building on the right side of the street. The camera is under the awning on the northwest corner of the building. 12. Foster Valley - In front of loading bay garages From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the first left. Cross over the train tracks and take the second right. Follow this road south and take the first right opposite the road that leads to the airport. Turn left onto the motorway and follow it south towards Foster Valley. Take the first right and follow this road until you come off the motorway. After getting off the motorway, there should be two white buildings on both sides of the road. Head to the east side of the building on the right and go under the awning. Head to the back and go down the small ramp, and you'll find the camera by the two loading bays. 13. Garcia - Outside entrance of Burger Shot From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the third right. Follow this road west and take the third left. Just before the road curves east, there is a Burger Shot restaurant on the corner of the street. The camera is located outside the Burger Shot entrance on the south side of the restaurant. 14. Garver Bridge - On sidewalk of bridge From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the first left. Cross over the train tracks and turn left. Follow this road north and take the first left. Turn right to get back on to the motorway (find a way around the roadblock unless you have access to Las Venturas and follow this road until you reach the Garver Bridge. The camera is on the sidewalk on the left side of the bridge before you reach the next roadblock. 15. Juniper Hill - Beside wall in alley From your garage in Doherty, head north and take the fourth left. Follow this road west and after the second right turn you will see an alley straight ahead. Head down the alley, and the camera is immediately on the left beside the wall. 16. Missionary Hill - Northwest corner of car park From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the third right. Follow this road west and take the second left. Head south and take the first right on the road that leads to Missionary Hill. Follow this road and take the next right. Continue following this road and take the first left into a car park. The camera is in the northwest corner of the car park. 17. Ocean Flats - Middle of compound From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the third right. Head west along this road and take the eighth right. Head north along this road and take the third right. Immediately look along the left side of the road to find an open gate. Go through the open gate and the camera is in the middle of the compound. 18. Palisades - Southwest corner of "Tuff Nuts Donuts" From your garage in Doherty, head north and take the fifth left. Head west along this road and take the sixth left. Immediately on the right on the corner of the street is a shop called "Tuff Nuts Donuts". The camera is behind the shop in the southwest corner. 19. Santa Flora - Northeast corner of car park next to hospital From your garage in Doherty, head north and take the third left. Follow this road west and after the fifth right turn, look along the right side of the street for the San Fierro Medical Centre hospital. It's a big white building. Head to the car park on the east side of the hospital and the camera is located in the northeast corner of the car park. |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| | C. Flowers (SAFLO) | |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| Flowers can be used as a gift to give to your girlfriend. They are found mainly around parks and grassy areas. +------------+ | Los Santos | +------------+ 1. Glen Park - In flowers beside pond From your house in Ganton, head east towards the main road that overlooks the ocean in East Beach. Head north from there and take the second to last left before the road leads out to the countryside. Follow the road you are on west until you reach Glen Park. The flowers are located around some bushes on the east side of the park, beside the pond. 2. Las Colinas - In planter outside house From your house in Ganton, head east towards the main road that overlooks the ocean in East Beach. Head north from there and take the second to last left before the road leads out to the countryside. Follow this road west and take the second right on to the 'S' shaped road. Take the first right and look on the left immediately for an orange house with steps. The second building after that has a planter in front of it. The flowers are in the planter. 3. Little Mexico - Outside entrance of gas station From your house in Ganton, drive out of the alley next to your house and turn right. Follow this road west, cross the train tracks, and continue heading west. Take the second left and on the corner on the right is a gas station. The flowers are outside the entrance of the gas station. 4. Little Mexico - Outside blue house From your house in Ganton, drive out of the alley next to your house and turn right. Follow this road west, cross the train tracks, and continue heading west. Take the second left and then the first right. Along the right side of the street are a row of blue houses. The flowers are outside the fourth house. 5. Mulholland - Alongside road near cabin From your house in Ganton, head east towards the main road that overlooks the ocean in East Beach. Head north from there and take the second to last left before the road leads out to the countryside. Follow this road west and through the Mulholland Intersection. Take the third right after passing the Mulholland Intersection, which is the zigzag road. Turn right at the top of the road, and then take the first left up a winding road. About halfway up, look for a wooden cabin on the right side of the road. The flowers are along the road just after passing the wooden cabin. 6. Temple - Beside gravestone in southeast corner of cemetery From your house in Ganton, head east towards the main road that overlooks the ocean in East Beach. Head north from there and take the second to last left before the road leads out to the countryside. Follow this road west and through the Mulholland Intersection. Take the fifth left after passing the Mulholland Intersection, and look along the right side of the street for a cemetery. The flowers are next to a gravestone in the southeast corner. 7. Verdant Bluffs - Outside entrance of green building From your house in Ganton, head east towards the main road that overlooks the ocean in East Beach. Head south from there towards Playa Del Seville and follow the road as it curves west and then south again, and head along the southern most road near Los Santos International Airport. As the road curves north again take the first right. Take the next right after that and head up the winding road. At the top of the winding road, when the road ends, go up the stairs in the middle of the zigzag path, and at the top you should see a huge green building straight ahead. The flowers are located to the left of the entrance of the green building. 8. Verona Beach - Middle of circular seating area From your house in Ganton, head east towards the main road that overlooks the ocean in East Beach. Head south from there towards Playa Del Seville, and follow the road as it curves west and then south again, and head along the southernmost road near Los Santos International Airport. As the road curves north again look along Verona Beach and you will see a row of wooden booths. Behind the wooden booths is a small circular area with a couple of tables. The flowers are in the middle of this area. +----------+ | Badlands | +----------+ 1. Angel Pine - Behind red dumpster in alley From the Flint Intersection, head south along the road around the Los Santos Inlet, and follow the road as it curves west through the Back O' Beyond. Take the southeast road into Angel Pine and take the third left. On the corner as you turn left is a shop with stairs on the side. Head down the alley on the northwest side of the shop and the flowers are behind the red dumpster. 2. Flint County - Southwest corner of store near gas station From the Flint Intersection, head north towards the RS Haul depot where the Trucking missions are activated. On the right side of the road next to the RS Haul depot is a gas station. The flowers are located on the southwest side of the store next to the gas station. 3. Flint County - In middle of a group of trees From the Flint Intersection, head north towards the RS Haul depot where the Trucking missions are activated. Take the second right after passing the RS Haul depot and head down the off ramp. Turn right at the bottom of the off ramp and look for a dirt path shortly after on the left side of the road. Follow the dirt path and pass the huge rock on the left. Continue following the dirt path and you'll come to a hill slightly bigger than the rock you just passed. Head around to the east side of the hill, and the flowers are in the middle of a group of trees. 4. Flint County - Beside 'S' shaped road From the Flint Intersection, head north towards the RS Haul depot where the Trucking missions are activated. Take the second right after passing the RS Haul depot and head down the off ramp. Turn left at the bottom of the off ramp and follow this road south until you reach a winding 'S' shaped road. Start heading up the 'S' shaped road and the flowers are on the right side of the road on the second curve. 5. Flint County - Under awning of red building From the Flint Intersection, head south along the Los Santos Inlet, and as the road curves west near the Back O' Beyond and heads towards Angel Pine, there will be a small red building on the left side of the road. The flowers are under an awning on the east side of the shop. 6. Flint Intersection - Beside median of intersection Take the southeast road out of Angel Pine and follow the road west through Back O' Beyond. Follow the road as it curves north along the Los Santos Inlet until you reach the Flint Intersection. Get on the Flint Intersection and the flowers are beside the median a little further along. +------------+ | San Fierro | +------------+ 1. Calton Heights - In grassy slope of winding brick path From your garage in Doherty, head north and after the fifth left turn, there is a brick path winding upwards. The flowers are on part of the grassy slope after the first curve in the path. 2. Easter Basin - In grass beside collapsed part of road From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the first left. Cross over the train tracks and take the first left. Head north along this road and take the first left. Pass under the motorway and turn right. On the corner just before you turn left, is a collapsed part of motorway. The flowers are in the grass beside the collapsed part of road. 3. Foster Valley - In flowerbed on upper floor of white building From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the third right. Head west along this road and take the second left. Head south through Foster Valley and turn right at the second fork in the road. After the first left turn, look immediately on the corner on the left side of the road and there will be a row of low white buildings. Climb onto the ledge that sticks out of the side of the building and climb over the balcony to access the upper part of the building. The flowers are located in the northernmost flowerbed. 4. Hashbury - Middle of lower level of war memorial From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the third right. Head west along this road and take the seventh right turn. Immediately on the corner on the right side of the street is a war memorial. The flowers are located on the grass in the middle of the war memorial on the lower level. 5. Juniper Hollow - Beside soda machine outside gas station From your garage in Doherty, head north and take the fifth left. Head west along this road and take the third right. Head north along this road and after the first left turn, there is a Xoomer gas station on the corner on the left side of the street. The flowers are next to the soda machine behind the petrol pumps. 6. Missionary Hill - In grass beside winding road From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the third right. Head west along this road through Garcia, Hashbury and Ocean Flats, and take the last left at the end of the road. Head south until you reach the Avispa Country Club, continue past the Avispa Country Club, cross over the motorway and follow the winding road through Missionary Hill. Shortly after, when the road curves southeast, look along the right side of the road to find the flowers in the grass. 7. Ocean Flats - Behind green dumpster in alley From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the third right. Follow this road west and head down the alley on the left side of the street after the sixth left turn. The flowers are behind the last green dumpster on the right side of the alley. 8. Palisades - Outside group of houses From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the third right. Follow this road west and turn right at the end of the road after the ninth right turn. Head north and look for a huge stone dock on the left side of the street. Keep heading north after that and you should soon see a long row of several groups of houses on the left side of the street. The flowers are outside the first group of houses on the left side of the street. 9. Palisades - Beside wooden structure near water fountain From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the third right. Head west along this road and through Garcia, Hashbury and Ocean Flats. Take the last right at the end of the road and head north until you reach Palisades. Once you reach Palisades, look along the left side of the street for several rows of houses. Opposite the very last house (before the road curves northeast towards Battery Point), is a park with a fountain in the middle. The flowers are located next to a wooden structure by the fountain. 10. Santa Flora - In back garden of house below grassy slope From your garage in Doherty, head north and take the fifth left. Head west along this road and after the fifth left turn, immediately on the corner on the left side of the street is an alley. Head down the alley, and down the grassy slope in front of you. The flowers are behind the fence in the garden of the first house below. +--------+ | Desert | +--------+ 1. Bayside - Behind hedge outside house From the Gant Bridge, head north until you reach Bayside. Take the first right you come to, and follow the winding road. Take the first left and immediately on the corner on the left side of the road is a posh white house. The flowers are located outside the house behind a hedge. 2. Las Brujas - In front of headstone in cemetery From the Martin bridge, cross the bridge, and follow the winding road under the motorway. Take the first left you come to, and follow this road as it curves northwest until you reach Las Barrancas. Take the northernmost road out of Las Barrancas, and turn right at the crossroads. Follow this road and cross the Sherman Dam. As you come off the Sherman Dam, look along the left side of the road for a dirt road. Follow the dirt road until you reach the ghost town (Las Brujas). The flowers are located in front of a headstone in the cemetery on the right side of town. 3. Sherman Dam - In front of monument From the Martin bridge, cross the bridge, and follow the winding road under the motorway. Take the first left you come to, and follow this road as it curves northwest until you reach Las Barrancas. Take the northernmost road out of Las Barrancas, and turn right at the crossroads. Follow this road until you reach the Sherman Dam. Just before you cross the Sherman Dam, look along the left side of the road for a monument. The flowers are located in front of the monument. 4. Tierra Robada - Behind bungalow From the Gant Bridge, head north and follow the road as it curves east. Head through the Bayside Tunnel, and turn left at the fork immediately after you exit the tunnel. Take the first left after that and look along the right side of the road for a dirt path. Follow the dirt path until you reach a small area with bungalows. The flowers are located behind the first bungalow on the right. 5. Tierra Robada - Behind toilets near gas station From the Gant Bridge, head north and follow the road as it curves east. Head through the Bayside Tunnel, and turn left at the fork immediately after you exit the tunnel. Take the first left after that and follow this road until you reach El Quebrados. Head through the northernmost road of El Quebrados and look along the left side of the road for a gas station. The flowers are behind the toilets near the gas station. +--------------+ | Las Venturas | +--------------+ 1. Emerald Isle - Between fuel pumps of petrol station behind casino From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north along The Strip and after the seventh right turn, turn right when the main road forks outside the Emerald Isle Casino. Continue along this road and take the second left. On the right on the street corner is a petrol station. The flowers are located between two fuel pumps. 2. Julius Thruway East - Next to stone divider in middle of road From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head south and turn left onto the Julius Thruway South. Follow the Thruway east follow it as it curves north. The flowers are located next to the stone divider that runs down the middle of the entire Thruway. It's on the left side of the divider as the road curves north. 3. Julius Thruway North - Outside "Wedding Tackle" store From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north along The Strip and after the seventh right turn, turn right when the main road forks outside the Emerald Isle Casino. Continue along this road and a little further up after the second right turn is a wedding chapel. Next to the wedding chapel is a smaller store named "Wedding Tackle". The flowers are located outside the store. 4. Las Venturas - Outside wedding chapel From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north and take the first right. Head east along this road and take the second right. Follow this road south, and take the third left. Shortly after turning left there is a wedding chapel on the right side of the street. Get out of your car and the flowers are right outside the wedding chapel on the west side. 5. Las Venturas - In front of petrol station From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north and take the first right. Head east along this road and take the fourth right. Shortly after turning right, look along the left side of the street for a petrol station behind a low wall. Climb over the wall and the flowers are located in front of the petrol station on the left. 6. Prickle Pine - In flowerbed outside house From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north along The Strip and follow the road that crosses over Julius Thruway North. Turn left as you come off the bridge, and then turn right a little further up. Turn left again shortly after and make your way through Prickle Pine. Take the first right you come to, and then turn left again (the second left on the corner). On the street corner up ahead is where the flowers are located. They are in the flowerbed of the second house on the right side of the street just before the left turn. 7. Redsands West - Behind fence outside house From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head south and turn right onto the Julius Thruway South. Head west along the Thruway and follow the road as it curves north. When you are heading north again, take the first right you come to off of the Thruway. Turn right again and follow the road. Take the second left and on the corner is a low house. The flowers are just beyond the fence in the middle of a group of trees. 8. Rockshore West - Behind wooden fence outside house From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head south and take the first left. Turn right a little further up, and cross over the Julius Thruway South. Once you come off the bridge, take the second right and look along the left side of the street. The flowers are located behind a wooden fence outside the fifth house. 9. Yellow Bell Golf Course - In flowerbed in front of golf club From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north along The Strip and follow the road that crosses over Julius Thruway North. Turn left as you come off the bridge, and then turn right a little further up. Turn left again shortly after and make your way through Prickle Pine. Follow the road around until you reach the Yellow Bell Golf Course on the north side of Prickle Pine. Head to the roundabout on the east side of the club and the flowers are in the flowerbed in front of the golf club. |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| | D. Parachutes (SAPAR) | |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| Parachutes are rare and difficult to find. They are hidden on top of some of the tallest points around San Andreas. They can only be used once and usually in the same location you find them in. +------------+ | Los Santos | +------------+ 1. Downtown Los Santos - On helipad of tall building From your house in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Turn left after that and follow the highway west. Take the first right and get off the highway, and then turn left again. Turn right immediately after and then left again. Head west and under the Mulholland Intersection. Just after passing the Mulholland Intersection, immediately look along the left side of the road for a really tall building. Enter the building and you will end up on the roof. Head up the steps to the helipad and the parachute is on the west side of the helipad. +----------+ | Badlands | +----------+ 1. Mount Chiliad - Beside rocks on northwest side of mountain's peak From the Flint Intersection, head south and follow the road all the way around the Los Santos Inlet until you reach Angel Pine. Take the northwest road out of Angel Pine and follow the road you are on until you reach Mt. Chiliad. You'll need to drive or fly to the peak of Mt. Chiliad, and you'll find the parachute beside some rocks on the northwest side of the peak. +------------+ | San Fierro | +------------+ 1. Financial - Top of tall building From your garage in Doherty, head north and take the third right. Head east along this road, and after the second left turn, immediately on the corner on the left side of the street is a tall pointed building. It's opposite the Vank Hoff hotel where the Valet missions are activated. Enter the building from the open door on the south side and you will automatically reappear at the top of the building with the parachute. 2. Gant Bridge - Between steel pillars on structure of bridge From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the third right. Head west along this road and through Garcia, Hashbury and Ocean Flats. Take the last right at the end of the road and head north until you reach the Gant Bridge. The parachute is between the two steel pillars of the second tall structure on the bridge. You'll need a helicopter to access it. 3. Garver Bridge - Top of steel beam on bridge From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the third right. Head west along this road and take the second left. Head south from here and follow the road until you reach the motorway. Get on the motorway and head north until you reach the Garver Bridge. The parachute is on top of the first tall steel beam on the left side of the bridge. You'll need a helicopter to access it. +--------+ | Desert | +--------+ 1. Arco del Oeste - In shack on top of rocky mountain From the Gant Bridge, head north and follow the road as it curves east. Head through the Bayside Tunnel, and turn left at the fork immediately after you exit the tunnel. Take the first left and follow this road through El Quebrados. Take the next left you come to, and cross the bridge into Valle Ocultado. Take the first right almost immediately as you come off the bridge, and you will see the rocky mountains on the right side of the road. Use the path that's just before it to reach the top, and you'll find the parachute in a small shack at the top. (It's the same mountain where you let off the flare in the mission "Interdiction"). 2. Bone County - At top of radio tower From the Fallow Bridge, cross the bridge and take the second left before you reach the fork in the road. Follow this road and take the first right you come to into Fort Carson. Take the northernmost road out of Fort Carson and turn left. Follow the road as it curves north and look a winding road on the right side of the road. Head up the winding road and when the road curves north and it ends, look on the right for a very tall radio tower. Run into the radio tower and you'll spawn at the top where the parachute is waiting. +--------------+ | Las Venturas | +--------------+ 1. The Emerald Isle - On roof of the tallest part of Emerald Isle Casino From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north and turn left at the fork opposite the Emerald Isle Casino. Turn right again almost immediately after turning, and straight ahead of you is the Emerald Isle Casino. Fly a Jetpack up to the tallest part of the Emerald Isle Casino and you'll find the parachute in the middle at the top. Alternatively, go into the Emerald Isle car park and make your way to the roof. Once you're on the roof, look for some stairs leading up to a helipad. Sometimes there is a helicopter on the helipad that you can use to reach the roof if you don't have a Jetpack yet. |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| | E. Police Bribes (SAPOL) | |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| Police bribes are found all over San Andreas. They can be used to remove 1 star from your wanted level. +------------+ | Los Santos | +------------+ 1. East Los Santos - Next to shop near Cluckin' Bell From your house in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the 'Ten Green Bottles' bar. Take the next right after that and head east after you pass the Cluckin' Bell restaurant on the corner. On the next turn, look on the right and you'll see the police bribe next to a shop. 2. Ganton - In middle of alley beside parking lot From your house in Ganton, head west towards Binco. Next to Binco you should see a blue 'Botanica' store. Next to the blue 'Botanica' store is a parking lot. Head down the alley on the north side of the parking lot to find the police bribe. 3. Glen Park - Under archway on north side of park From your house in Ganton, head east towards the main road that overlooks the ocean in East Beach. Head north from there and take the second to last left before the road leads out to the countryside. Follow the road you are on west until you reach Glen Park. The police bribe is under an archway on the north side of Glen Park. 4. Las Colinas - In air above road From your house in Ganton, head east towards the main road that overlooks the ocean in East Beach. Head north from there and take the last left before the road leads out to the countryside. Near the top of the sloping road look above you to find the police bribe. You'll have to speed along this road from the opposite direction so your car is lifted off the road and flies into the police bribe. 5. Las Colinas - In middle of alley opposite trailer park From your house in Ganton, head east towards the main road that overlooks the ocean in East Beach. Head north from there and take the last left before the road leads out to the countryside. Follow this road west and look for a trailer park on the right side of the road by the first major curve. Opposite the trailer park is a sloping alley. Go down this alley and you'll find the police bribe in the middle. 6. Market - Beside stairs between two apartments From your house in Ganton, head east towards the main road that overlooks the ocean in East Beach. Head north from there and take the last left before the road leads out to the countryside. Follow the road you are on west and through the Mulholland Intersection. Take the first left after passing the Mulholland Intersection and then take the third right. On the next corner up ahead is a row of apartments. The police bribe is beside the stairs between the first two apartments. 7. Mulholland - North side of house From your house in Ganton, head east towards the main road that overlooks the ocean in East Beach. Head north from there and take the second to last left before the road leads out to countryside. Follow the road you are on west and through the Mulholland Intersection. Take the third right after passing the Mulholland Intersection and head up the winding road. Turn right at the top of the road and follow this road west. Stop when you come to a bridge and head down the grassy slope on the left side of the road. Below you should see a house. The police bribe is on the north side of the house. 8. Ocean Docks - On top of side arch of bridge From your house in Ganton and take the second left just before the train tracks. Follow this road south and cross the bridge with the tall green support beams. After you come off the bridge, continue following the road you are on until you reach another bridge with metal arches on the sides. The police bribe is located on top of the arch on the right. 9. Ocean Docks - Behind container near red crane From your house in Ganton and take the second left just before the train tracks. Follow this road south and cross the bridge with the tall green support beams. After you come off the bridge, continue following the road you are on until you reach another bridge with metal arches on the sides. Cross this bridge and immediately look on the right side of the road. You will see a red crane and a pile of containers. The police bribe is behind the containers. 10. Rodeo - Between two planters outside tall building From your house in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the 'Ten Green Bottles' bar. Turn left after that so you are on the highway. Take the first turn-off on the right and then turn left. Take the second right after and then immediately turn left. Follow this road west and take the fifth left. After turning left look along the right side of the road for a tall building with two planters in front of the entrance. The police bribe is between the two planters. 11. Verona Beach - In alley From your house in Ganton, head down the alley next to your house and turn right. Follow this road west and take the ninth right. Turn left immediately after and continue heading west. Take the fifth left and look for an alley on the left side of the street just before the next turn. Head down the alley where you'll find the police bribe. 12. Vinewood - At bottom of ramp beside redbrick arch From your house in Ganton, head east towards the main road that overlooks the ocean in East Beach. Head north from there and take the second to last left before the road leads out to the countryside. Follow the road you are on west and through the Mulholland Intersection. Take the sixth left after passing the Mulholland Intersection, and just before the road curves southwest. Look along the right side of the road for an opening next to a redbrick arch. Head down the ramp at the opening and you'll find the police bribe at the bottom. +----------+ | Badlands | +----------+ 1. Angel Pine - At end of alley From the Flint Intersection, head south along the road around the Los Santos Inlet and follow this road as it curves west until you reach Angel Pine. Take the southeast road into Angel Pine and take the first right. On the corner as you turn right is an alley. Head down the alley where you'll find the police bribe. 2. Blueberry - In alley beside "Locals Only!" store From the Flint Intersection, head north and take the first right. Take the second right after that which leads into Blueberry. Take the fourth right and stop when you reach the next right. Opposite this turn is an alley next to a "Locals Only!" store. The police bribe is in the alley on the east side of the store. 3. Blueberry - In middle of dirt path From the Flint Intersection, head north and take the first right. Take the second right after that which leads into Blueberry, and look for a dirt path on the left side of the road. Get on the dirt path and turn right. Follow the path and you'll see the police bribe in the middle of the path further up. 4. Montgomery Intersection - On dirt path under intersection From the Flint Intersection, head north and take the first right. Follow this road and take the second right which should lead into Blueberry. Take the eastern road out of Blueberry and take the second left which should lead into Montgomery. Take the first right and look for a dirt path after the second left. Get on the dirt path and follow it under the Montgomery Intersection. The police bribe is located on the dirt path under the Montgomery Intersection. 5. Panopticon - In middle of dirt path From the Flint Intersection, head north and take the first right. Follow this road north towards the Panopticon. Take the first left along the wavy road on the south side of the Panopticon, and turn right by the T-intersection. Follow the winding road north and look along the left side of the road for a dirt path just before the third curve. The police bribe is located in the middle of the dirt path. 6. Red County - On top of rock beside dirt path From the Flint Intersection, head north and take the first right. Take the second right after that which should lead into Blueberry. Take the eastern road out of Blueberry and take the first right. Look along the left side of the road for a dirt path just before you cross a bridge. Head along the dirt path and the police bribe is on top of a rock on the right side of the dirt path. 7. Shady Creeks - On dirt path that crosses over puddle of water From the Flint Intersection, head south and follow the road that goes through the Back O' Beyond. Follow the dirt path and as it curves north look for a dirt path on the left side of the road. Head along the dirt path and follow it northeast. The police bribe is located on the dirt path as it crosses over a shallow part of water. +------------+ | San Fierro | +------------+ 1. Avispa Country Club - Between pillars on road under country club From your garage in Doherty, and take the fourth right. Get on the motorway nearby and follow the motorway west as it runs under the Avispa Country Club. The police bribe is between two pillars about half way along in the middle of the road. 2. Calton Heights - In middle of alley From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the first left. Cross over the train tracks and take the first left. Head north along this road until you reach the Garver Bridge. Continue north and take the fourth left (the last left before the road curves northwest towards Esplanade North). After the first right turn, head down the second alley on the right side of the street. The police bribe is in the middle of the alley about half way down. 3. Doherty - In front of wooden door From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the first left. Cross over the train tracks and take the first right. Look along the left side of the street for an opening in a brick wall. Head through the opening and turn to the left to find the police bribe in front of a wooden door. 4. Easter Basin - On train tracks before they lead to Kincaid Bridge Head to Cranberry Station, which is opposite your garage in Doherty, and get on the train tracks. Follow the train tracks northeast and when the tunnel ends the police bribe is in the middle of the tracks, just before you reach the Kincaid Bridge. 5. Foster Valley - Under middle of freeway From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the first left. Cross over the train tracks and take the second right. Continue heading south and take the first right opposite the road that leads to the Easter Bay Airport. Immediately turn right again and head under the motorway. Head north from here and the police bribe is a little further up. 6. Foster Valley - Middle of road leading under bridge From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the third right. Head west along this road and take the second left. Head south from there and turn right at the second fork in the road. From here, follow the road through Foster Valley until you come to a bridge. Turn right at the bridge and head under the bridge, and the police bribe is in the middle of the road. 7. Hashbury - At top of steps leading from alley From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the third right. Head west along this road and take the fifth left. After turning left, look along the left side of the road for an alley. Head down the alley and go up the steps straight ahead. The police bribe is located at the top of the steps. 8. Kings - Under awning of scaffolding Head to the construction site on the north side of the road around the waste grounds in Doherty. Enter the construction site from the northeast corner of the building, and follow the path. The police bribe is a little further up and located under the scaffolding on the right. 9. Missionary Hill - In grass beside winding road From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the third right. Head west along this road through Garcia, Hashbury and Ocean Flats, and take the last left at the end of the road. Head south from here towards the motorway. Cross over the motorway and head up the winding road through Missionary Hill. On the last curve before the road curves south, look along the right side of the road to find the police bribe. 10. Ocean Flats - In alley behind row of houses From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the third right. Follow this road west and head down the alley on the left side of the street after the sixth left turn. The police bribe is located straight ahead of you in the alley. 11. Santa Flora - At end of alley on corner of street From your garage in Doherty, head north and take the fifth left. Head west along this road and after the fifth left turn, immediately on the corner on the left side of the street is an alley. Head down the alley, and turn right down another alley. The police bribe is at the opposite end of this alley straight ahead. +--------+ | Desert | +--------+ 1. Bayside Marina - Behind long building on west side From the Gant Bridge, head north, and take the first right you come to. Follow the winding road, and take the next left. Follow this road until it ends, and on the corner on the right side of the street is a long building. The police bribe is located behind the long building on the west side. 2. Bone County - In underground cave under 'The Big Ear' From the Fallow Bridge, cross the bridge and take the second left before you reach the fork in the road. Follow this road and take the first right you come to into Fort Carson. Take the northernmost road out of Fort Carson and turn left. Follow the road as it curves north and just before you reach the winding road on the right, there is a sloping path on the left. Head down the sloping path, and make your way through the underground cave on the right until you reach the police bribe. 3. Bone County - In middle of a group of trees From the Fallow Bridge, cross the bridge and head northwest. Just before you reach the Cluckin' Bell restaurant up ahead, look along the right side of the road for a group of trees. The police bribe is located in the middle of the group of trees. 4. Bone County - In bushes alongside road From the Fallow Bridge, cross the bridge and head northwest. Turn right when you reach a Cluckin' Bell restaurant at a fork in the road, and head north east along this road. Take the first left you come to up ahead, and look along the right side of the road. The police bribe is located alongside the road near where the bushes end. 5. Bone County - In bushes near northern shoreline of desert From the Gant Bridge, head north and follow the road as it curves east. Head through the Bayside Tunnel, and turn left at the fork immediately after you exit the tunnel. Take the first left and follow this road through El Quebrados. Take the next left you come to, and cross the bridge into Valle Ocultado. Take the first right immediately after crossing the bridge and follow this road until you reach the Verdant Meadows Aircraft Graveyard. Look along the shore- line, a little northeast of Verdant Meadows and north of the railroad tracks to find the police bribe in the bushes. 6. Las Payasadas - Between two buildings From the Gant Bridge, head north and follow the road as it curves east. Head through the Bayside Tunnel, and turn left at the fork immediately after you exit the tunnel. Take the first left and follow this road through El Quebrados. Take the next left you come to, and cross the bridge into Valle Ocultado. Continue heading east along this road until you reach Las Payasadas. Take the westernmost road into Las Payasadas, and just before the second left turn, look along the left side of the road for two small buildings. The police bribe is located between the two buildings. +--------------+ | Las Venturas | +--------------+ 1. Camel's Toe - In air above main entrance of yellow building From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north and take the first right turn you come to. Head east along this road and take the second left. Head north and after the first left turn, there is a yellow-coloured building on the corner on the left side of the street. The police bribe is located in the air above the main entrance. Use a Jetpack to get to it. 2. Camel's Toe - Under tall structure From the Four Dragon's Casino on The Strip, head north and just after the first right turn, look for a tall structure outside the Camel's Toe Casino. The police bribe is located just underneath the structure. 3. Emerald Isle - In air above wire fence From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north and take the seventh right turn. Take the first left after that and then left again. Turn right shortly after and smash through the wire fence on the corner on the right side of the street. Drive through the trees here and speed up the ramp at the end to jump the fence and grab the police bribe. Note that jumping the fence will activate a Unique Jump. If you don't want to activate it, drive slower but you might not make it over the fence. 4. Four Dragons Casino - In small area next to row of buildings Across the road, south of the Four Dragons Casino is a long row of buildings. Go down the road along here and on the corner there is a small open area on the left. The police bribe is right in the middle there, you can't miss it. 5. Julius Thruway East - On ramp under small bridge on Thruway From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head south and get on the Julius Thruway South. Turn left and follow the Julius Thruway as it curves round to the east side of Las Venturas. When you reach the second main fork in the road, look along the right side of the road. The police bribe is located on a small ramp under a bridge. 6. Julius Thruway South - In air above concrete divider on Thruway From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head south and straight ahead of you on the Julius Thruway South, there is a concrete divider down the middle of the Thruway. The police bribe is located above the divider. Use the divider as a small ramp to reach it. 7. Las Venturas Airport - In alley next to furniture store From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north and take the fourth left you come to. Cross the road that crosses over the Harry Gold Parkway and take the second left. On the corner on the right side of the street is a Binco store and next to it is a furniture store. The police bribe is in the alley next to the furniture store. 8. LVA Freight Depot - In a small partly fenced-off area in depot From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north and take the first left you come to. Head west and turn right, and then turn left shortly after and continue heading west. Cross the bridge that runs over Harry Gold Parkway, and take the second left. Head south along this road and look for a tall wooden fence on the left side of the road. Enter the depot through the opening just before it and the police bribe is straight ahead, in the middle of a small empty area partly surrounded by a wire fence. 9. Pirates In Men's Pants - In air beyond a wooden ramp From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north and after the third left turn, look along the left side of the street for the Pirates In Men's Pants Casino. Moored in the water outside the hotel is a pirate ship. Go onto the pirate ship and the police bribe is in the air just beyond the wooden ramp. You'll need to jump the ramp to reach it. 10. Redsands East - In alley behind LV gym and 24/7 store From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north and take the sixth left turn. Head east and turn right. After the second right turn up ahead, look along the right side of the street for a 24/7 shop. Go down the alley to the left of the main entrance and the police bribe is in the alley, just beyond the stairs leading up to the LV gym. 11. Redsands West - In middle of alley From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head south to the Julius Thruway South. Follow the Thruway east and round to the west side of Las Venturas. Once you start heading north again, take the first right off the thruway. Turn right again, and then left. Turn right once more and then left again. Head north and take the second right. Head east along this road and after the first left there is a wooden fence straight ahead on the corner. The police bribe is in the alley just beyond the fence. 12. Roca Escalante - Next to the train tracks From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north and take the seventh right turn you come to. Take the second left after that and head north. Follow the road north until you reach a multi-storey car park straight ahead. Go down the right side of the building, staying close to the wire fence, and the police bribe is straight ahead, sitting next to the train tracks. |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| | F. Spray Paint Can (SASPR) | |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| +------------+ | Los Santos | +------------+ 1. Ganton - Roof of shop behind Johnson House From your house in Ganton, head round to the back of the house next to yours and climb onto the low wall. From there, climb onto the roof of the house next to yours and then jump onto the roof of your house. From there, jump onto the roof of the yellow building behind your house and the spray paint can is on the north side of the roof. 2. Ganton - Bedroom of the Johnson House There's a spray paint can in the bedroom of your house in Ganton. Head upstairs and into the bedroom and the spray paint can is beside your bed. 3. Las Colinas - In corner behind house From your house in Ganton, head east towards the main road that overlooks the ocean in East Beach. Head north from there and take the second to last left before the road leads out to the countryside. Follow this road west and take the first right on the 'S' shaped road. Turn left at the top of the 'S' shaped road and follow this road west. The spray paint can is in the northwest corner, behind the fifth house on the left side of the road. +--------------+ | Las Venturas | +--------------+ 1. Sobell Rail Yards - Between two train depot hangars From the Frederick Bridge in the bottom left corner of Las Venturas, follow the train tracks north and just before the tracks turn to the left, there are two train depot hangars on the right side of the tracks. The spray paint can is located in a narrow gap between the first and second hangars of the second depot. |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| | G. Fire Extinguishers (SAFIR) | |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| Fire extinguishers are rarely found around San Andreas. They can be used to extinguish fires and are used in certain missions. +----------+ | Badlands | +----------+ 1. Whetstone - In front of Xoomer building next to 24/7 Take the southeast road out of Angel Pine, and take the second left. Head east along this road and look along the left side of the road for a 24/7. The fire extinguisher is located in front of a small Xoomer building to the left of the 24/7. +------------+ | San Fierro | +------------+ 1. Easter Basin - Southwest side of Xoomer gas station From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the first left. Cross over the train tracks and take the first left. Head north along this road and look for a Xoomer gas station on the left side of the road, opposite the Naval Base. The fire extinguisher is located next to the Xoomer gas station, on the southwest side. |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| | H. Thermal Goggles (SATHE) | |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| Thermal Goggles are only available after you have beaten the mission "Black Project" for The Truth. +------------+ | Los Santos | +------------+ 1. Mulholland - In the living room/bar area of Madd Dogg's mansion From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and head north. Take the third left and get on the train tracks. Follow the train tracks north and turn left when you reach the tunnel entrance. Head northwest along this road until you reach the Mulholland Intersection. Drive straight through the Mulholland Intersection, and take the first right after you come off the intersection. Follow this curving road and once it curves west, look along the left side of the road for Madd Dogg's house, it will have a brick path outside. Enter Madd Dogg's mansion and head to the living room/bar area. The thermal goggles will be in there. +------------+ | San Fierro | +------------+ 1. Garcia - Inside Zero's RC Shop From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the third right opposite the road that leads across the train tracks. Take the third right after that, and look along the right side of the street for Zero's RC Shop. Enter Zero's Shop and the thermal goggles are in the corner at the back. +--------+ | Desert | +--------+ 1. Restricted Area - Inside control tower From the Fallow Bridge, head northwest and turn left at the fork with the Cluckin' Bell. Take the first right after, and head under the railroad tracks. Continue following this road until you reach the Restricted Area. Head to the northwest corner of the Restricted Area and enter the compound. You'll have a five-star wanted level at this point, so you'll need to be quick from now on. Dash to the south side of the compound and head up the stairs of the control tower. The thermal goggles are inside the control tower. 2. The Big Ear - Under huge antenna in northwest corner From the Fallow Bridge, cross the bridge and take the second left before you reach the fork in the road. Follow this road and take the first right you come to into Fort Carson. Take the northernmost road out of Fort Carson and turn left. Follow the road as it curves north and look a winding road on the right side of the road. Head up the winding road until you reach the huge antenna at the top. The thermal goggles are located under the antenna in the northwest corner. |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| | I. Two-Player Icons (SATWO) | |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| Two-Player Icons are either two-red figures, or two white skulls. Picking them up activates a two-player free-roaming mode, in which player 1, and a second random player can travel all over San Andreas. However, restricted or unopened areas will still give you a four-star wanted level if you try to enter them. +------------+ | Los Santos | +------------+ 1. Idlewood - In courtyard of houses From your house in Ganton, head west and immediately after passing the second bridge, there is a row of houses on the right side of the street. Head down the road next to them, and the two-player icon is located inside the courtyard of the third house on the left. 2. Pershing Square - In square opposite LSPD HQ From your house in Ganton, head west and take the first left by the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Turn right after that, and head west along this road until you reach Pershing Square. The two-player icon is located in the square opposite the LSPD HQ. +----------+ | Badlands | +----------+ 1. Dillimore - In front of garage door From your house in Ganton, head east towards the main road that overlooks the ocean in East Beach. Head north from there and take the second to last left before the road leads out to the countryside. Head west along this road, and pass the Mulholland Intersection. Take the fourth right after passing the Mulholland Intersection, and then turn left. Take the first right after that and head north into Dillimore. Take the first right as you enter Dillimore, and then turn left. Look along the left side of the road to find the two-player icon +------------+ | San Fierro | +------------+ 1. Chinatown - In front of red garage door From your garage in Doherty, head north and take the third left. Take the first right after that, and head up the hilly road. At the top of the road, look along the left side of the road for a red garage door. The two-player icon is located in front of the garage door. 2. Kings - Against wall of parking lot From your garage in Doherty, head north and take the first left. Head west along this road and after the first left turn, look for an opening in a white wall that leads to a parking lot on the left side of the road. Head into the parking lot, and the two-player icon is against the back wall straight in front of you. +--------+ | Desert | +--------+ 1. El Quebrados - Outside small "Lounge" building From the Gant Bridge, head north and follow the road as it curves east. Head through the Bayside Tunnel, and turn left at the fork immediately after you exit the tunnel. Take the first left after that and follow this road until you reach El Quebrados. Take the first right as you enter El Quebrados, and then turn left. Turn right almost immediately after and then turn left again. Look along the left side of the road for a small "Lounge" building with a red door. The two-player icon is outside this building, next to Ammu-Nation. 2. Las Payasadas - On steps behind building From the Gant Bridge, head north and follow the road as it curves east. Head through the Bayside Tunnel, and turn left at the fork immediately after you exit the tunnel. Take the first left and follow this road through El Quebrados. Take the next left you come to, and cross the bridge into Valle Ocultado. Continue heading east along this road until you reach Las Payasadas. Take the westernmost road into Las Payasadas, and look along the right side of the road for a short wide building. The two-player icon is on the steps behind this building. +--------------+ | Las Venturas | +--------------+ 1. Come-A-Lot - Under low awning of building From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north and take the first right you come to. Head east along this road and after the second right turn, look for a row of power lines down an alley on the left side of the street. To the right of the power lines is a building with a low awning. The two-player icon is under the awning. 2. Royal Casino - In wide opening under Royal Casino From the Four Dragon's Casino on The Strip, head north and take the third right you come to. Look along the right side of the street for a wide opening leading under the Royal Casino. The two-player icon is right in the middle of the opening. |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 10. Los Santos Walkthrough (SALOS) | |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| | A. Carl "CJ" Johnson (SAJOH) | |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| Difficulty: 1/10 As you arrive in San Andreas, you get a call from Sweet who gives you the bad news about your mum. As you leave the airport, two corrupt cops stop the taxi and arrest you. They take you for a little ride, and then dump you in an alley in Ballas territory. You start off in the alley where you were dumped, with a BMX in front of you. You will notice it by the blue arrow above it. Get on the BMX and start following the CJ icon on the radar. As you make your way to the CJ icon you will get a few messages explaining the controls. When you reach the "CJ" icon get off the bike and enter the red marker to continue. |=============================================================================| | A1. Big Smoke (SABIG) | |=============================================================================| Difficulty: 1/10 You enter your mum's house, and find the place trashed. CJ picks up a family picture off the floor, and starts having flashbacks. He sits down in a chair as he remembers an argument between him and his brother Brian. Soon after, Big Smoke appears behind you with a bat, thinking that you're a burglar. After you convince him it's you, he tells you what's going on with the gang and then says to make a visit to the cemetary where Sweet and Kendl are waiting. As they drive away outside the next mission starts. |=============================================================================| | A2. Sweet & Kendl (SASWE) | |=============================================================================| Difficulty: 2/10 You arrive at the cemetery where Sweet and Kendl are waiting with Ryder. After a not-so-happy reunion, they leave the cemetery and are attacked by Ballas with a drive-by. They blow up Smoke's car, and you are forced to jump on the bikes across the road. Start following Sweet, who is represented by a blue arrow above his head. A message will tell you if you fall too far behind. A Ballas car will chase you during this mission, so try not to get cornered by it. Sweet and the gang will lead you to a clearing under the Mulholland Intersection. After the very brief cutscene you will have to follow Ryder as he makes his way back to Grove Street. Again, a message will come up if you fall too far behind. When you reach Grove Street, drive into the red marker to finish the mission. Reward: Respect + After the mission, you will need to go inside CJ's house to continue. A message will tell you how to save. Save and leave the house. A message will tell you to visit Ryder who lives next door (indicated by a "R" on the radar), and you'll get a phone call from Sweet. After the phone head next door to Ryder's. |=============================================================================| | A3. Ryder (SARYD) | |=============================================================================| Difficulty: 1/10 Ryder tells you that a pizza place keeps painting over his graffiti, and that you need to teach the owner a lesson. After the cutscene you'll be outside. Get in Ryder's pickup truck indicated by the blue arrow and head to the yellow dot on the radar. Along the way, CJ decides to get a haircut, which is what the yellow dot is for. Head to Reece's Barber shop to get a haircut. Go inside and choose a haircut. Your choices are limited for now, since you don't have a lot of money. When you walk back outside, Ryder will say something about your haircut, and then tell you to go inside the Well Stacked Pizza shop across the road. Head across the road and go inside the pizza place. Head to the counter and buy something and a cutscene will start. Ryder tries to hold the pizza place up but the owner has a shotgun and they are both forced to run outside. Quickly get back in your car, as the owner follows you outside and tries to shoot you. You can run him over and take the shotgun if you want, otherwise just head back to Grove Street and park in the red marker to finish the mission. Reward: Respect + |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| | B. Sean "Sweet" Johnson (SASEA) | |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| You can take missions from Sweet after completing the "Ryder" mission. You can find Sweet at his house in Grove Street by heading to the "S" on the radar. |=============================================================================| | B1. Tagging Up Turf (SATAG) | |=============================================================================| Difficulty: 1/10 CJ finds Sweet and Smoke playing basketball outside Sweet's house. Sweet tells you to start spraying over rival gang tags to let them know that you're back in Los Santos. Sweet decides to come with you for this mission. After the cutscene, get in Sweet's car and drive to Idlewood. Park in the red marker and Sweet will spray over the first gang tag to show you how it's done. After the cutscene, look on the radar and you will see two green dots. These represent the gang tags you need to spray over. The first tag is located just across the road from where you are, it's on the front side of a house. The second is located in an alley behind the house. When you've sprayed them both, head back to Sweet's car, and get in. Now head to the yellow dot in East Los Santos. Park in the red marker, and Sweet will drop you off, and head to the next tag. The next tag is located on the side of the red building next to you. The next tag is a bit tricky to spray over. It's down an alley, next to the building where you found the last tag, but there are two Ballas guarding it. First, lock on to the two Ballas and start spraying them until they die. If a cop sees you, ignore him, and keep spraying. Don't give the Ballas a chance to shoot at you. When they are both dead, spray the tag. Now for the final tag. Follow the yellow dot on the radar and climb over the fence. Climb over the next fence after that and then climb on to the roof of the building. The spray tag is located on a wall on the roof of the building. Spray the tag and Sweet will arrive. Jump off the roof and get back in Sweet's car. From there, follow the yellow dot back to Sweet's house. Reward: $200, Respect + After saving, you will get a call from Officer Hernandez who tells you not to leave town. From now on, if you try to leave town, you will get a 4-star wanted level. |=============================================================================| | B2. Cleaning the Hood (SACLE) | |=============================================================================| Difficulty: 2/10 Sweet knows of a nearby Ballas crack house that is ruining Grove Street, and he wants you and Ryder to go and take care of things. You start off outside Sweet's house with Ryder. Get in Sweet's car and drive to the yellow dot on the map. The next cutscene shows Ryder and CJ knocking on B-Dup's door. CJ finds B-Dup inside, and Big Bear who has become a base slave for B-Dup. After the cutscene Ryder suggest you look for someone selling on the streets. Get back in Sweet's car and follow the red dot which is just round the corner. Get out of the car, and kill the drug dealer. You can shoot him with the shotgun you obtained in an earlier mission if you still have it, or just use your fists. Either way, when the dealer is dead, Ryder tells you where the dealer's house is located. Pick up the baseball bat, and head to the house just across the train tracks. Get out of the car and enter the crack house. Inside, the crack house, Ryder will start a fight with the Ballas by whacking a gang member with a bat. This alerts the other Ballas nearby. Use your base- ball bat to beat up the Ballas that come after you, and help Ryder if he gets surrounded. Also remember to beat up the crack dealer in the black vest. When all the Ballas are dead, leave the crack house, and follow the yellow dot back to Grove Street. Reward: Respect + |=============================================================================| | B3. Drive-Thru (SADRI) | |=============================================================================| Difficulty: 2/10 Smoke tells the gang that he's hungry and they decide to stop by Cluckin' Bell. Get in the car outside Sweet's house, and follow the yellow dot to the Cluckin' Bell drive-thru. Park in the red marker, and watch the funniest cutscene so far. Smoke orders a ridiculously large meal. After some talking between the gang, Ryder spots a Ballas car nearby and they speed off towards Grove Street. Quickly speed after the Ballas gang car and get up close to it, so the gang can shoot at it from the car. If you spent some time looking around for weapons and found a machine pistol, you can help out, but make sure you don't crash. When the car catches fire, the gang will kill any remaining Ballas members that come after you. Make sure you aren't near the car when it explodes. If your car is destroyed you fail the mission. When all the Ballas are dead, follow the yellow dot back to Grove Street and drive into the red marker. Sweet and Ryder will get out of the car, and now you need to drive Smoke back home. Follow the yellow dot again and park in the red marker outside Smoke's house. Reward: $200, Respect + After the mission you get a phone call from Sweet, who tells you about a gym nearby where you can work out. I suggest you start practising building up your muscle and stamina now as it helps out later and you can learn new moves. |=============================================================================| | B4. Nines and AKs (SANIN) | |=============================================================================| Difficulty: 1/10 CJ enters the living room of Sweet's house where the gang are playing dominoes. CJ mentions Emmet, a guy that deals with guns. Sweet says that Emmet doesn't have anything compared to what gangsters have now. Smoke says that the gang aren't too close with Emmet, but he'll take you there anyway. Outside, get in Smoke's car and drive to the yellow dot on the radar. Park in the red marker and Smoke and CJ head down the alley to where Emmet awaits. Emmet mistakes CJ for Brian, and after a little conversation, Emmet gives you a gun to practice with. First, watch Smoke and then you have to copy him. Press R1 to lock on to the glass bottle and press O to shoot it. For the next part, you need to shoot three bottles. Do so and then Smoke will shoot five more bottles while crouching. You need to do the same. Press L3 to crouch and then press R1 to lock on to the bottles and press O to shoot them. For the final practice test, you need to press R1 and manually aim at the gas tank of the car in front of you. Press O to shoot it, and when it explodes, Smoke and CJ leave. After the cutscene follow the yellow dot on the radar, and drive Smoke home. When you drop Smoke off, you will get a call from Sweet. He tells you to visit the local Binco and buy some green clothes to show that you're representing Grove Street again. After the phone call, head to Binco and try on some clothes. You don't have to buy anything though. Exit Binco to finish the mission. Reward: Respect + From now on, you can visit Emmet whenever you need a weapon. You can also now take missions from Smoke, but I'll finish with Sweet first. |=============================================================================| | B5. Drive-By (SADBY) | |=============================================================================| Difficulty: 2/10 Sweet wants revenge on the Ballas for their drive-by on them earlier. You need to drive into Ballas territory and drive-by four groups of Ballas. When the mission starts, you will notice a 'car health' bar near the corner of the screen. This indicates how much damage your car can take. If the bar empties your car will catch on fire, and you will fail the mission. Follow the yellow dot on the radar, and park in the red marker. It shows a short cutscene of some Ballas standing around a car. Listen to Sweet's advice and keep moving. If you stop the car, the Ballas can damage it more easily. Sweet, Smoke and Ryder will take care of the shooting. All you have to do is concentrate on your driving, and try not to crash. The second group of Ballas is just round the corner a little further up from the first group. Drive up and down the road to avoid the bullets and keep moving. The third group of Ballas is just round the corner a little further up from the second group. Line yourself up with the Ballas so that the gang can target them easier. When they are all dead, the last group are somewhere in Glen Park, they are hiding near the alcoves by the pond in the middle of the park. You can probably run over most of them and then escape under the alcove. When all four groups of Ballas are dead, you will have a 2-star wanted level, so quickly head to the Pay 'N' Spray in Idlewood by following the green spray paint can on the radar. The spray paint icon will turn to a yellow dot when you get near it. Drive into the red marker and then into the Pay 'N' Spray. Normally this would cost you $100 but this time it's free. When your car is resprayed, head back to Grove Street by following the yellow dot and park in the red marker. Reward: $500, Respect + You can now take missions from Ryder, but I'll finish off with Sweet first. |=============================================================================| | B6. Sweet's Girl (SASGI) | |=============================================================================| Difficulty: 2.5/10 CJ arrives at Sweet's house and finds no one there. When he gets outside, he gets a phone call from Sweet. It seems Sweet is being pinned down by some Seville Boulevard Families gang members and he needs some help. You need to get to Sweet before he's killed. If you have managed to find an AK or a sub-machine gun lying around, this mission will be a breeze, since it can be pretty difficult to get a hold of one of the gang members guns. Make sure you get the gun before you start the mission, though, as you won't have time after. Quickly get in the car, and start following the dot on the radar. It will lead you to some blue apartment blocks in Playa Del Seville. At the other end of the street, you should see some gang members with red arrows above their heads. Crouch and start moving towards them. You should be able to aim at them before they notice you, as the SMG has pretty good accuracy. When all the gang members in the street are dead, stay crouched and move along the low wall on the right side of the street. There is one more gang member crouched by the stairs at the end of the street. Shoot him quickly and you'll get a phone call from Sweet. You now need to find a four-door vehicle and park in the red marker. When you do that, Sweet and his girl will come running down the steps. You will now have three Seville Families cars on your case, so quickly follow the yellow dot back to Grove Street. It's only a short drive so they shouldn't give you too much bother. Park in the red marker to end the mission. Reward: Respect + +----------------------------------------------+ | Alternate Strategy Submitted by: SU Animal 5 | +----------------------------------------------+ I was looking through your San Andreas Guide on gamefaqs.com (which is really helpful, by the way) and I thought of something that might be helpful if included. I just started the game this week, and was having trouble with the mission "Sweet's Girl." I think that is the first mission in the game where you have to shoot a gun, so it is pretty tough. I found it helpful to recruit one or two gang members and have them get in the car with you. Once you get to the spot, just run over all the Seville Family members that you can and your fellow gang members should drive-by the ones that you miss. With that strategy, I only had to get out and shoot one guy, and my gang-mates helped me with him. If you don't think this would be helpful, you don't have to put it in your guide, but I found it to be a very good strategy. |=============================================================================| | B7. Cesar Vialpando (SACES) | |=============================================================================| Difficulty: 1-10/10 I rated the difficulty as 1-10 since the mission difficulty depends on how good you are at using the analog stick. If you use it all the time, then you should have no problem, but if you use the D-Pad, then the mission will be a bit harder. You arrive at Sweet's house to find Sweet and Kendl arguing. Sweet doesn't like the idea that Kendl is seeing Cesar, a lowrider from the Southside. Sweet tells CJ to follow Kendl to where she's meeting Cesar at a car club. When you get outside, steal a car and head to the yellow dot on the radar, which is a garage in Willowfield. Park in the red marker, and a mechanic will drive out of the garage with a lowrider. Sweet phoned ahead, so he has one already prepared for you. Get in the car and back it up into the red marker in the garage. A list of car modifications available will come up. You probably won't have enough money to buy anything at the moment, but you can come back after the mission. Drive out of the garage, and head to the next yellow dot on the radar, which is the lowrider contest at Unity Station. Head over there and park in the red marker. Someone will come over to you, and a message will come up asking you how much you want to bet. The minimum bet is $50 so bet that if you're not used to using the analog stick, otherwise bet the top amount which is $1000. For the next part a series of analog directions will scroll past the bottom of the screen. You need to push the right analog stick in time to the music. The direction you need to push the analog stick in will scroll past the bottom of the screen. You need to push the analog stick in the same direction shown when it passes through the little circle at the bottom of the screen. I can't help you much further as the order they scroll past in is completely random. When you get past it, there is another cutscene and then you pass the mission. Reward: 2x whatever you bet After the mission, you get a call from Cesar. He tells you there are plenty of racing opportunities if you want a little extra money. You can now take missions from Cesar, but I'll add those later. |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| | C. Lance "Ryder" Wilson (SALAN) | |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| Ryder can be found by heading to the "R" icon on your radar. It's next door to your house in Grove Street. |=============================================================================| | C1. Home Invasion (SAHOM) | |=============================================================================| Difficulty: 3/10 (Must be started between 12:00 and 20:00) Ryder introduces you to the R3 Burglary missions in this mission. Head into the red marker outside Ryder's house to start the mission. He will tell you about an army colonel who has a large supply of guns at his house. After the cutscene, get into the black boxville outside Ryder's house, and you now have 8:00 minutes to break into the house, steal the guns and get out of there. Drive to the house, and Ryder will start making noises, and then tells you to go inside. Go inside and a noise meter will appear in the corner of the screen. You need to keep the meter as low as possible. If it fills up, the colonel will yell at you to get out - that's a warning. If it fills up a second time he will wake up and you will fail the mission. First, grab the crate next to the cannon on the right as you enter the room. Sneak out of the house by walking very slowly. If you try to crouch, you will drop the crate. Once you get outside, run to the truck, and press the triangle button to drop the crate in the truck. Run back inside the house, and sneak as slowly as possible to the second crate which can be found at the top of the stairs on the left. Sneak back downstairs with the crate, and sneak back outside. Put the crate in the truck, and head back into the house. The third crate can be found back upstairs at the end of the hallway. Sneak slowly upstairs and pick up the crate, and then take it back downstairs and put it in the truck. You can now leave with the crates if you want, but if you want the next three you can go back inside. But only if you have about 3 or 4 minutes left. The next two crates are tricky to get. The fourth crate is by the window in the colonel's bedroom. The colonel's bedroom is the last room at the end of the hallway upstairs. Be careful you don't make too much noise opening the bedroom door. Take the crate back downstairs and put it in the truck. The fifth crate is in the colonel's bedroom again, but it's by the side of his bed, so you'll have to be extra careful not to make too much noise. Pick the crate up and carefully take it back downstairs to the truck. Head back inside the house for the final crate. The final crate is easy to get. Enter the house, and go through the door on the right, near the cannon. The crate is in the left corner of the room. Pick it up, take it outside and get back in the truck. Now, follow the yellow dot to the lock up in Willowfield to finish the mission. Reward: Respect + |=============================================================================| | C2. Catalyst (SACAT) | |=============================================================================| Difficulty: 3.5/10 CJ arrives at Ryder's house and finds him in the kitchen making his own drugs. Tenpenny and Pulaski follow behind him and tells Ryder about a train coming through Los Santos that has lots of ammo on board that CJ and Ryder might find useful. You start off in Ryder's pick up truck. Start by heading to the yellow dot on the radar. As you get near the train, you'll find the Vagos have beat you to it and are trying to steal the ammo. Let Ryder and the OGF members take care of the Vagos and then pick up one of the dropped pistols. The Ballas appear after so use the pistols you picked up to shoot the Ballas. When all the Ballas are dead, climb on to the train and it will start moving. Ryder follows behind you and you need to toss the boxes to him. You have 1:30 to throw ten crates to Ryder. You have unlimited crates though, so press L1 to power up your throw and aim the targeting reticule on Ryder's face, so that he can catch the boxes. When you've tossed ten boxes to him, you'll have a 3-star wanted level. Get in the pick up truck, and quickly make your way to a Pay 'N' Spray. When you've got rid of your wanted level, follow the yellow dot back to Ryder's house in Grove Street and park in the red marker to finish the mission. Reward: Respect + +-----------------------------------------------+ | Alternate Strategy Submitted by: Ninja Moogle | +-----------------------------------------------+ Just get some grenades before taking the mission, and throw some at the initial enemies when you reach the marker. It's good for those hard-to-reach places, like behind the makeshift bunker the Vagos hide behind. When the car filled with Ballas shows up, just throw a grenade at the car. It'll kill most, if not all of the enemies nearby, and if some are left alive, the secondary explosion from the wrecked car will eliminate the survivors. Easy. Just make sure you don't hit anyone with the grenade throw itself; I've had one bounce off Ryder's forehead, and kill me. X_X |=============================================================================| | C3. Robbing Uncle Sam (SAROB) | |=============================================================================| Difficulty: 3/10 Ryder tells you about the army having all the guns that you need, so your next stop is the National Guard Depot. You start off outside Ryder's house. Get in the van in front of you, and Ryder tells you where to go next - Ocean Docks, so follow the yellow dot on the radar until you get to the Ocean Docks. When you reach the Ocean Docks, park in the red marker. After the cutscene, shoot the soldier standing by the gate, and then climb over the wall. There will be two more soldiers in the compound, so take care of them first before shooting the keypad on the wall to open the gate for Ryder. Shoot the keypad of the first warehouse you see, and stand behind the wall. There are two soldiers in the warehouse, so quickly take them out before you take too much damage. When both soldiers are dead, get in the forklift which is indicated by the blue arrow, and pick up one of the boxes. Turn the fork lift around and put the box in the back of the truck. You need to put a total of six boxes in the truck. Every time you load a box into the truck, more soldiers turn up. You should leave Ryder to deal with them, but if he starts taking too much damage then you should help him out. When all six boxes are loaded into the truck, Ryder jumps in the back and you have to drive to Emmet's. As you leave the depot, two Patriots start chasing you. Ryder suggests you sound the horn every time you need to distract the Patriots. Press L3 to horn, and Ryder will chuck a box at the them. This can knock them off the road, slow them down, or destroy them. When you get back to Emmet's, park in the red marker to end the mission. Reward: Respect + +---------------------------------------------+ | Alternate Strategy Submitted by: MWilli2525 | +---------------------------------------------+ I found something interesting in the "Robbing Uncle Sam" mission. I found after jumping over the wall, then killing all the army types, then destroying the warehouse control box then getting the fork lift, you can lift the first box, and put it near to where the truck parks, Before destroying the gate control, it gives you a little more time, and you can do the mission easier. |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| | D. Melvin "Big Smoke" Harris (SAMEL) | |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| You can take missions for Big Smoke after completing Sweet's mission "Nines and AK's". You can find Big Smoke by heading to the "BS" icon on the radar. |=============================================================================| | D1. OG Loc (SAOGL) | |=============================================================================| Difficulty: 3/10 You arrive at Big Smoke's house, and knock at the door, but there is no answer. Big Smoke and Sweet then arrive through a side door of the house. Sweet tells you that they are going to pick up Loc at the police station, as he is getting released today, and ask if you want to come along for the ride. When the mission starts, you will be in Smoke's car. Start by driving to the Los Santos Police Department, by following the yellow dot on the radar. During the drive, Big Smoke tells you a little about Loc's history. When you arrive at the police station, park in the red marker. After the cutscene, start following the next yellow dot on the radar, which is Freddy's house in East Flores. When you get there, park in the red marker. Sweet and Smoke drive off, and you stay with Loc. Run up the steps outside Freddy's house and ring the doorbell. Loc will start shouting out to Freddy which will cause him to drive off. Quickly hop on the PCJ next to you, and start following Freddy. He turns down a lot of narrow alleys, so use the handbrake to turn sharp corners. Keep following Freddy and soon he will stop by a basketball court, near some Vagos and start shooting at you. Quickly get off the bike, and start gunning the other Vagos down. When everyone's dead, Loc tells you to drive him to his new "hygiene technician" job at Burger Shot. Follow the yellow dot on the radar, and park in the red marker round the back of Burger Shot to finish the mission. Reward: Respect + You can now take missions from OG Loc but I'll finish with Big Smoke first. +-----------------------------------------+ | Alternate Strategy Submitted by: Gmkirb | +-----------------------------------------+ I found out an alternate strategy for this mission. You had it down that you chase him to a crowd of Vagos. I, however, didn't do that. What I did was chase Freddy down the first few alleys. The last one I past was an alley that forked and you have to go right, past a tag on a wall. After that, he goes down another alleyway. He comes out of this turns left twice, and stops up hill, if you get close he continues down hill. I turned left after the tagged alley and waited for him at the the bottom of the hill. He stops uphill. I get of my bike, get out a tech 9, and head uphill. He will start heading downhill, and I target him and shoot him to death. |=============================================================================| | D2. Running Dog (SARUN) | |=============================================================================| Difficulty: 2/10 You arrive at Big Smoke's house, and Tenpenny and Pulaski exit the house. Smoke tells you that his "cousin" is coming in from "Mexico" and he needs to pick her up. When the mission starts, you will be outside Big Smoke's house. Get in the car, and follow the yellow dot on the radar. Park in the red marker when you get there. It seems Smoke just wanted to buy some marijuana from some Vagos, but they refuse to sell it to him. After a little argument, they walk off. Smoke gets out of the car with a bat, sneaks around the side and whacks one of the Vagos on the head. The second one runs off. Smoke runs out of breath not long after chasing the second Vagos member. You need to chase him down and kill him. If you visited Emmet before driving to the yellow dot, you will be able to gun him down with the pistol. If you already had a weapon, you shouldn't have bothered going to Emmet. Keep chasing the Vagos as he climbs over walls and fences. Soon enough, he will run past some more Vagos. Ignore the other Vagos and concentrate on shooting the one you are chasing. The mission ends when you kill him. Reward: Respect + |=============================================================================| | D3. Wrong Side of the Tracks (SAWRO) | |=============================================================================| Difficulty: 4.5/10 This mission is most likely the hardest mission so far. Smoke shoots like he's never used a gun in his life. For this mission, you first need to drive to Unity Station with Smoke, so as always, follow the yellow dot on the radar to Unity Station. When you get there, park in the red marker. CJ and Smoke spot the San Fierro Rifa cutting a deal on a tunnel above the train tracks. Unfortunately for you, the San Fierro Rifa spot you and Smoke, and hop on top of a train, as it drives off. Quickly jump on the Sanchez with Smoke and start following the train. A little further up the tracks, the train will smash into a car, which will explode. You can either speed ahead of it to avoid it, or slow down to avoid it. You can still kill all of the enemies if you choose the second option. The main objective here is to stay on the right side of the tracks, and line the bike up with each enemy, so that Smoke can keep shooting them. They are stronger than the average gang member so they can take quite a few hits. You can't shoot at them yourself, so save your ammo and concentrate on the driving. Watch out for the oncoming train once you reach the countryside. It is possible to kill them all before the train reaches the countryside, however, if you can't do it, go right on the dirt ramp when Smoke tells you to, and cross over the tracks to the other side. From there, continue lining yourself up with each gang member and let Smoke do the shooting. When all the gang members are dead, turn around and head back to Smoke's house. Park in the red marker to end the mission. Reward: Respect + +------------------------------------------+ | Alternate Strategy Submitted by: thom177 | +------------------------------------------+ Once you get out of the tunnel and Big Smoke tells you to take the 'high road' (the dirtpath to the right side of the train). At one moment he yells something at you ('The train CJ, the train', or something like that) and seconds past that moment you will get to a little bridge over the traintracks, giving you the opportunity of getting to the left side of the train. (This all takes place in the countryside) The method here is to get ahead of the train, stop at that little bridge, and then jump onto the train when it passes. From there, just walk up to the front of the train, kill the gang members yourself, then jump off the train, return to the bridge, get back on the bike and pick up Big Smoke. Then you've passed your mission. |=============================================================================| | D4. Just Business (SAJUS) | |=============================================================================| Difficulty: 5.5/10 This is the best mission in the entire game, in my opinion. You first need to drive Big Smoke downtown, so hop in the car and follow the yellow dot on the radar. During the drive, Smoke mentions the Russians. When you get there, Smoke heads inside the building, and straight away it all kicks off. You head inside and find the place filled with Russians. You start off behind a planter. If you managed to find a Tec-9 or an AK before this mission, use it! It makes the mission so much easier. Smoke will have his own life bar in the corner, so if he gets killed you will fail the mission. Lock on to the Russians and start blasting away. There are about 10 on the bottom floor and two of the floor above. When they are all dead, pick up all the ammo and grab the body armour behind the planter on the other side of the room and rejoin Smoke. Outside, there are more Russians waiting for you. Crouch behind the planter and start shooting the Russians. There are plenty more above the steps in front of you. Help Smoke out as much as you can until they are all dead. Smoke grabs a bike, and drives down the ramp of the garage until he reaches the road again. This next part is a rail-shooter section. Smoke drives the bike, while you shoot the Russians in pursuit. There are a lot of enemies on bikes and in cars, so aim for the tyres or the windows to kill the driver easily. Your bike has its own lifebar so kill the enemies quickly as they can easily damage your bike. As you turn the first corner, a tow truck will start chasing you. Ignore it since you can't damage it. Focus all of your firepower on the bikes and cars. Pretty soon, you will come to a roadblock, so quickly shoot the enemies, or aim for the gas tanks on their cars. When they are all dead, Smoke drives in to the aqueduct. There will be quite a few more bikes on your tail now, but for now, you've lost the tow truck. Shoot the bike drivers as quickly as possible, and soon the tow truck will find you again. It will drive off a bridge, and start chasing you again. This time it will get in front of you, and start dropping cars in your path. Smoke will be able to avoid them, and they sometimes destroy the cars chasing you. Again, keep shooting the cars and bikes and forget about the truck. Soon, Smoke will drive over the truck ramp and cause an explosion. After that, continue driving and Smoke will tell you to shoot out the sewer grate. Do so, or you will crash and die. As Smoke drives down the narrow alleys, aim at the gas tanks nearby to destroy two or three bikes at a time. Keep doing this and a little while later, Smoke will drop you off, and dump the bike somewhere. Reward: Respect + |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| | E. Cesar Vialpando (SACVI) | |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| You can take missions from Cesar Vialpando after completing Sweet's mission, "Cesar Vialpando". You can find him by heading to the "C" icon on your radar. |=============================================================================| | E1. High Stakes, Low Rider (SAHIG) | |=============================================================================| Difficulty: 3/10 After a little conversation with Cesar, he tells you he will lead you to the race. It's just a short drive to the race start. When you get there, park in the red marker to start the race. This mission is a lot easier if you use the Voodoo found parked opposite the "C" icon in El Corona, and there is no need to use nitro. You will be able to easily overtake the cars, and from there it's just a case of following the red checkpoints that show you which direction to go in next. Reward: $1000 +-----------------------------------------------+ | Alternate Strategy Submitted by: Ninja Moogle | +-----------------------------------------------+ First, get a Voodoo without hydraulics. See, Blades are light and flip easily, and hydraulics, while fashionable, make it even worse. Second, get a large lead (not too hard...). Third, STOP on the final corner and take it slowly. If you go too fast, consi- dering that this is a sharp turn after a whole bunch of sharp turns, you can flip easily, and, even worse, over-steer and crash through the wire-fence on the right, ruining your chances of winning, even if you're first at that point and the car DOESN'T overturn. |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| | F. Jeffrey "OG Loc" Cross (SAJEF) | |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| You can take missions from OG Loc after completing Big Smoke's first mission "OG Loc". He can be found at the Burger Shot in Verona Beach by following the "OG" icon on your radar. |=============================================================================| | F1. Life's A Beach (SALIF) | |=============================================================================| Difficulty: 4/10 (Must be started between 22:00 and 6:00) I know a lot of people have trouble with this mission, but it's really not that hard. You just have to learn the controls and be quick when pressing the buttons. OG Loc is preparing for a party, and tells CJ that a sound van just came by the drive-thru, and is headed to the beach for a beach party. He wants you to steal the sound van and get it back to him. You start off outside Burger Shot. Grab a car and head down to the beach by following the yellow dot on the radar. When you get there, a message will come up telling you to talk to the DJ. Get out of the car and run over to the red marker. Stand in the red marker and reply positively to the DJ twice to start the next part of the mission. The next part is very similar to the "Cesar Vialpando" mission for Sweet, except this time, you need to press the X, O, Triangle and Square buttons when they go through the circle in the middle of the screen. I can't help you for this part since it relies on your timing. You need to get a score higher than 4000. When you've done that, the DJ will tell you to get in the van. Get in the van and quickly drive off. The DJ will jump out of the van and the people at the beach party will start shooting and chase you. Get the van back to a lockup under the Mulholland Intersection to end the mission. Reward: Respect + |=============================================================================| | F2. Madd Dogg's Rhymes (SAMAD) | |=============================================================================| Difficulty: 3/10 You arrive at Burger Shot, and find Loc cleaning the toilets. He tells you about a famous rapper's rhyme book that he could use, and he wants you to get it for him. It's in Madd Dogg's mansion up in Vinewood. When the mission starts, you will be outside Burger Shot. Grab a car and start following the yellow dot on the radar to Madd Dogg's mansion. When you get there, enter through the main door indicated by the yellow dot on the radar. This mission is a tutorial to using stealth, but I won't give a walkthrough for this mission because you are told what to do. The only advice I can give you is to shoot your way out, don't bother using stealth. When you exit the mansion, grab the mountain bike nearby, and get back to OG Loc by following the yellow dot on the radar. Reward: Respect + After this mission you get a phone call from Tenpenny, who thinks you've been trying to avoid him. You can now take missions from Tenpenny but I'll finish off with OG Loc first. |=============================================================================| | F3. Management Issues (SAMAN) | |=============================================================================| Difficulty: 2/10 OG Loc wants you to take out Madd Dogg's manager, because he is cramping his style. He will be attending an awards ceremony, and that's the only chance you'll have to kill him. When the mission starts, floor it to the Burger Shot in Temple, by following the red dot on the radar. You will get a call from Loc who tells you that the driver that is picking up Madd Dogg's manager has just left Burger Shot. If you are quick enough, you can steal the car before it drives off. This makes the second part a lot easier. When you get to the car, pull the driver out and quickly drive off before he has a chance to shoot you or the car. You need to keep the car completely undamaged. If the car does get damaged, you'll need to get it repaired at the local Pay 'N' Spray. This wastes time as you have to get to the two other drivers before 10pm. When you get to the two other drivers, park in the same position as them in between, and a cutscene starts. You'll see Madd Dogg's manager giving a little speech. Anyone else notice his resemblance to Will Smith? The two cars drive off. You need to keep in line with the two other cars. The cars only drive a little further down the road. Brake when you are told, and a cutscene starts. Madd Dogg's manager will get in your car. Drive off and the two other cars will be alerted. If you keep your speed up, you should be able to lose them quite easily. You need to drive down the local pier which is indicated by a yellow dot on the radar, and bail out of the car before it goes off the edge. Take note that you can bail out of the car once it's gone over. It doesn't matter if you end up in the water. Reward: Respect + +-------------------------------------------+ | Alternate Strategy Submitted by: ebayer20 | +-------------------------------------------+ In the mission "Management Issues" you can simply drive the car into the local river and drown the manager without having to go all the way to the pier. |=============================================================================| | F4. House Party (SAHOU) | |=============================================================================| Difficulty: 4/10 CJ arrives at Burger Shot as Loc storms out after an argument. He tells you that he wants a party before he goes back in jail. You need to get ready for the party so head over to Binco or any other clothes store, and get some new clothes, or head over to the barber's and get a haircut. This is optional by the way, so you can go straight to the party if you want, but it doesn't start until 8pm. After 8pm, Loc will call you and tell you the party's starting. Head over there to start the actual mission. CJ meets with Ryder inside, who takes him outside, away from Loc's rapping. A Grove Street member suddenly arrives and tells you and the gang that a group of Ballas is headed towards you. Sweet and some other gang members block the road with cars. After the cutscene, you are surrounded by Ballas, but you can use the circle of cars for cover. Lock on to a Ballas and start firing. They will sometimes run past the cars, and can kill you pretty quickly. There will be several OGF members helping you, so you shouldn't have too much trouble. When the first group is dead, another group appear on the bridge above. I found this part the easiest if you go under the bridge, go around the side and surprise them with an attack from behind. You can kill them from a safe distance and they all only take one hit to kill. This also gives you a good vantage point for the final attack. Pick up all the ammo and climb onto the side of the bridge. For their final attack, the Ballas attack from all angles. This should give you no problems because you're on the bridge above. After killing one or two of the Ballas below, they will all go after you. They won't even bother with the other Grove members. Watch for them as they sneak out of the alley, and head up the bridge. Now, they are all without cover and you should be able to pick them all off before they get close enough. When no more gang members come after you, go back to your house and kill any remaining Ballas. Reward: Respect + |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| | G. C.R.A.S.H. (SACRA) | |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| You can take missions from Tenpenny after completing OG Loc's second mission, "Madd Dogg's Rhymes". You can find him at the donut shop in the Market, by following the "C" icon on your radar. |=============================================================================| | G1. Burning Desire (SABUR) | |=============================================================================| Difficulty: 3/10 Tenpenny tells you about a Vagos member who is in hiding across town. He wants you to kill him by torching his house. Start by getting in a car, and heading to the green dot on the radar. You need to go down an alley, and pick up the Molotov Cocktails that Tenpenny has hidden for you. When you've picked up the Molotovs, head to the yellow dot on the radar, which is the gang house. When you get there, you will see a couple of Vagos hanging around outside. You can kill them with a drive-by or throw a Molotov at them. Either way, when they are both dead, start chucking the Molotovs through the 5 downstairs windows. Watch out for the occasional gang member that appears. When you've thrown the Molotovs through all five windows, a cutscene shows a girl is trapped upstairs in the fire. CJ runs back inside to put out the flames. Make your way through the fire, and grab the fire extinguisher from the kitchen. Keep an eye on the girl's health bar in the corner. If it empties you fail the mission. To put the fire out, aim the fire extinguisher at the base of the flames, and put it out. Make your way upstairs, and put out the flame blocking the doorway. Go inside the bedroom, and talk to the girl. After talking to the girl, a part of the house will collapse, blocking a door way. This means you will have to go through all the rooms to get around it. You don't need to worry about the girl's health any more, just concentrate on getting out of the house. Only put out the fires you need to. When you get downstairs, go out through the front door. Get in the girl with the car. She will tell you her name is Denise, and that she lives just off Grove Street. Drive her home and park in the red marker to end the mission. Reward: None Denise is now your girlfriend. You can now visit your girlfriend any time. Make sure you visit often, or she will lose interest in you. Follow the heart icon on your map to find her house. After this mission, you'll get a call from Sweet who tells you about a base head buying drugs from the Ballas in Glen Park. You can now take missions from Sweet again, but I'll finish off with Tenpenny first. |=============================================================================| | G2. Gray Imports (SAGRA) | |=============================================================================| Difficulty: 5/10 You'll need body armour and an AK for this mission, but an SMG will do the trick. Tenpenny tells you about a deal between the Ballas and the Russians going down at a warehouse at Ocean Docks. When the mission starts, get in a car and follow the yellow dot on the radar. When you get there, you see the Ballas and the Russians meeting up. A great vantage point here is the roof above the containers on the right side of the compound. To get up there, run along the outside of the compound on the right and park your car by the wall. Jump on top of the car, and then climb up the wall. You won't jump over, you'll just stand up. From here, jump on to the containers and then jump in the middle of the roof, where it dips down slightly. It does work since I've done it myself. From here, you can shoot the Russians and destroy the forklifts without worrying about being hit too much. When all the enemies are dead, run along the right side of the roof, jump over the gaps to avoid falling, and then use the containers to get back down on the ground safely and avoid losing any health from the jump. Grab the body armour by the containers if you need it, and shoot the keypad to open the warehouse door. Crouch behind the steps, and shoot the three enemies waiting for you inside. You'll have probably run out of ammo for the AK by now, if you haven't already, so you can use one of the dropped SMGs. Enter the warehouse and make your way around. There will be an enemy waiting for you on the first corner, so wait for him to turn the corner. The best way to get through this next part is to stay crouched with your weapon in manual aim. Then roll out from behind corners. The trick here is that you can lock on and keep moving at the same time, making it easier to target the enemies. You can find some health behind some crates on the first corner of the ware- house. Pick it up and keep moving. If you see any explosive barrels, shoot them as there is often an enemy hiding near them. You will know when you are near the end of the warehouse as you will come to some stairs leading up on to a balcony. Use the explosive barrels near the stairs to dispose of the enemies around them, and then shoot the Ballas on the balcony above. There is another AK behind the stairs if you want it. Pick it up and go up the stairs. At the top of the stairs is another Balla waiting for you. Shoot him and run into the office where you'll encounter the arms dealer. He is quite strong so use the AK to shoot him. Pick up the body armour and chase him outside. There will be several Ballas and Russians shooting at you. Kill them all quickly and chase after the arms dealer again. He will run to his car and try to escape. Jump on the nearby PCJ and chase him down. Perform drive-bys until his car explodes to end the mission. Reward: None +-----------------------------------------------+ | Alternate Strategy Submitted by: Ninja Moogle | +-----------------------------------------------+ When you reach the Russian arms dealer, it's easy to kill him before he reaches the car. When he runs outside, pick a light weapon (preferrably a Tec-9 or Uzi) and run after him, firing the whole way. DO NOT bother with the foes shooting at you; they'll miss 95% of the time (get some armor just in case, which isn't too hard, considering the multitude of armor pickups in the warehouse). Just focus on chasing the arms dealer and shooting him. There is no need to sprint, you'll keep up with the arms dealer easily, and the enemies will still miss you. When the dealer dies, the other enemies vanish, and you pass the mission. |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| | H. Sean "Sweet" Johnson (2) (SASJO) | |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| You can take missions from Sweet again after completing the "Burning Desire" mission for Tenpenny. The first mission for Sweet starts at Ammu-Nation so head over there and park in the red marker to start the mission. |=============================================================================| | H1. Doberman (SADOB) | |=============================================================================| Difficulty: 4/10 This mission is an introduction to turf wars. You have to kill the Ballas member that Sweet told you about earlier. I suggest buying some armour and a Tec-9, unless you already have one. After you've got some armour and a weapon, head to Glen Park by following the yellow dot on the radar. A few messages will come up about turf wars as you make your way to Glen Park. When you get there you'll be told to attack an enemy gang member on foot. Run over to a group of Ballas, and kill two or three of them to start the turf war. You will now have to fight off three waves of Ballas. It's not too difficult. Watch the radar for purple dots and quickly kill them when they get near. There will be health and armour in the road if you need it at any point. When all three waves of Ballas are dead, another Ballas will exit one of the houses. This is the Ballas member you need to kill. He is indicated by a red arrow above his head. Run up to him and shoot him. Reward: Respect + |=============================================================================| | H2. Los Sepulcros (SALSE) | |=============================================================================| Difficulty: 4/10 (Must be started between 9:00 and 17:00) Sweet tells you about a Ballas funeral taking place that will give you a good opportunity to kill a lot of Ballas at once. You'll need body armour for this mission. After the cutscene Sweet gets in his car and there will be two Grove Street members in front of you. A message will come up telling you how to recruit gang members. Hold R1 to target a gang member and press the up or down button to recruit him. Recruit the two gang members in front of you and get in the car. When everyone's in the car, a 4 minute timer will appear in the corner of the screen. You have four minutes to get to the Los Sepulcros cemetery. You have plenty of time, so don't rush. When you get there, park in the red marker. Sweet and the two gang members will climb over the back wall. Follow them over and walk forward to start a cutscene. Kane arrives at the cemetery with the Ballas. You'll get a message explaining how to get your gang members to follow you. Ignore this since you won't need them. Run into the cemetery and start shooting at the Ballas. Kane will be somewhere over the back, he'll have a red arrow above him. He also has body armour so he can take quite a few shots. Let Sweet and the gang members take care of the Ballas, and just focus on killing Kane. After a while Sweet will disappear to find a car and tells you to finish the remaining Ballas off. When they are all dead, run over to the car that Sweet found and get in. You'll now have a two-star wanted level so make your way to a Pay 'N' Spray. Forget about the other two gang members, you can leave them behind. You don't have to go to the Pay 'N' Spray, but it will make your trip back easier. Follow the yellow dot on the radar back to Grove Street, and park in the red marker. Reward: Respect + |=============================================================================| | H3. Reuniting the Families (SAREU) | |=============================================================================| Difficulty: 6/10 Sweet tells you about a meeting at the Jefferson Motel between the Families to try and stop the feud between them and keep the base off the streets. You need to drive the gang to the Motel. This is a long mission, so you'll need some body armour. After the cutscene, get in the car and follow the yellow dot on the radar to the Jefferson Motel. When you get there park in the red marker to start a cutscene. Just as the meet is about to start, a police helicopter flies by and surrounds the Motel with S.W.A.T. trucks. Smoke and Ryder take off and leave CJ to get inside the motel by himself. You start off outside the motel with lots of S.W.A.T. officers around. Start shooting at them. You don't have to but it will increase your weapon stats, and you can pick up the ammo when they are all dead. Run inside the motel. Once you are inside the motel, remember the vending machine straight ahead. You can come back to it when you get low on health. Go up the stairs, and a gang member will tell you where Sweet went. Head up the stairs, and a S.W.A.T. officer will roll out from the door on the left. Kill him quickly and go through the door. Kill the next S.W.A.T officer straight ahead, and turn the corner. Make your way down the hallway, killing the S.W.A.T. officers and using the open motel rooms for cover. Remember that you can get some more health back from the vending machine downstairs. At the end of the hallway, another two S.W.A.T officers will rappel from the ceiling. You can kill them both before their feet touch the ground. If you need some body armour, there's some on the balcony at the top of the stairs. If not, duck behind the overturned table and shoot the S.W.A.T officers down the next hallway. When they are all dead, run down the hallway. At the end of this hallway, there will be another two S.W.A.T officers on the balcony above, and another two on the floor you are on. Kill those two first and then the two officers on the balcony. Kill the remaining five S.W.A.T. officers round the corner. Two of them are taking cover, one is hanging from the ceiling, another one will roll out of the first room on the right, and another from the second room on the left. When they are all dead, run down the hallway, and enter the second room on the right to find Sweet. CJ and Sweet head up to the roof, where the police chopper awaits. You need to keep Sweet alive here, and take down the chopper at the same time. Keep an eye on Sweet's health bar in the corner of the screen, and shoot the S.W.A.T officers on the side of the helicopter. Once the officers are dead, the chopper is easy to destroy. When you've destroyed the chopper, follow Sweet around the roof, and down the ramp to the street, where Ryder and Smoke reappear. CJ and Sweet climb into the car and they speed off. The next part is a rail-shooter. You need to keep the cops away as Smoke drives back to Grove Street. Firing at the engine of the cop cars is the best thing to do here. It will destroy the cars quicker, and sometimes one of the other cars will get caught in the blast. When you are about halfway back to Grove Street, police on bikes will join the chase. The cops on the bikes will jump on to the front of your car, so kill them quickly. Once you pass through the car wash, you are nearly finished. Your AK will jam, and Smoke drives down an alley to lose the cops. Another chopper waits at the end of the alley, and another cop jumps on the front of the car. Smoke drives the car down the alley and the cop gets shredded by the helicopter. Your car goes through a billboard and crashes into a tanker on the road below causing an explosion. The gang appear behind the billboard having jumped before the car went over. Reward: Respect + |=============================================================================| | H4. The Green Sabre (SATGR) | |=============================================================================| Difficulty: 5/10 This is the final mission in Los Santos, so finish off any side missions or odd jobs you want to before doing this mission, as you won't be able to come back here for a while without being shot at every where you go. Sweet plans to attack the Ballas with everything he's got. He tells you to head over to Ammu-Nation and get a weapon, and meet him under the Mulholland Intersection. As CJ goes outside, he gets a call from Cesar. Cesar tells you he has something important to show you. Get in the car, and start following the yellow dot on the radar to the freeway. When you reach the yellow dot, park in the red marker. Get out of the car and go down the alley on the right. Get in the car waiting for you to start a cutscene. CJ and Cesar watch across the road and Cesar points out the Green Sabre in the garage. Smoke and Ryder exit the garage, and finish up a deal with the two officers Tenpenny and Pulaski. CJ realises that Sweet is walking into a trap. After the cutscene, get back in the car and race to the yellow dot on the radar. You need to reach Sweet before he gets killed. Keep an eye on Sweet's health bar and be as quick as you can. CJ tries to call Sweet but he's not answering. When you reach the yellow dot, drive over to the circle of cars under the Mulholland Intersection (try to run over a few Ballas if you can), and park in the marker. Sweet stumbles over to you, and collapses on the floor. You need to keep the Ballas away until the cops arrive. The first wave of Ballas are hanging around the pillars. Stay crouched behind the circle of cars and pick them off one by one. When the Ballas are nearly all dead, more reinforcements will arrive. Again, stay behind the cars and pick them off, and a van will arrive and drop off some more Ballas. Kill them quickly as they can get pretty close and a car will arrive. No more Ballas will dropped off, but the drivers will continue doing drive-bys around you. Keep shooting at the van until it catches on fire, and gun down the drivers when they get out of the van. The police arrive and Sweet gets arrested but Tenpenny and Pulaski pick you up and drop you off in Angel Pine. They tell you to stay away from Smoke and give you another job to do. Reward: Respect + |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 11. Badlands Walkthrough (SABAD) | |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| | A. C.R.A.S.H. (2) (SACSH) | |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| You can take Tenpenny's next mission after completing the final Los Santos mission "The Green Sabre". It will be right outside your starting point once you are dropped off in the Badlands. |=============================================================================| | A1. Badlands (SABAD) | |=============================================================================| Difficulty: 2.5/10 Tenpenny and Pulaski want you to kill a witness who has enough evidence to testify against them. He is hiding in a cabin on the top of Mt. Chiliad. You have to kill the witness and take back proof that the witness is dead. You start the mission off in a trailer park in Whetstone. You have to use a camera in this one, so a few messages will come up on the screen, telling you how to use the camera. Before you head towards the yellow dot, buy an SMG from Ammu-Nation first. You'll need a weapon later. Start by getting on the Sanchez parked outside, if there isn't one there, steal a vehicle from the road and make your way to the base of Mt. Chiliad by following the yellow dot on the radar. Park in the red marker and another yellow dot will appear on the radar. You now have to make your way to the top of Mt. Chiliad, by following the next yellow dot on the radar again. When you get there a brief cutscene will show the cabin where the witness is hiding. Get off the bike, and make your way through the trees and around to the back of the cabin. Make sure you don't get too close for now. Start shooting at the guards patrolling the area and they will all run towards you, which makes it easier to pick them off. When they are all dead, if you haven't alerted the witness yet, you can just run inside the cabin and shoot him. If you have alerted him, quickly get on the bike outside the cabin and start chasing him. He will try to escape in his car, and you'll have to destroy it by shooting it with your SMG. Either way, when he's dead, take a photo of his body, and then follow the yellow dot on the radar back to the trailer park to finish the mission. Reward: None After this mission you'll get a call from Cesar. CJ explains the situation and Cesar says that he's sent some protection out to keep an eye on you. After the phone call, a "?" icon will appear on the radar. You'll also get a call from Sweet. |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| | B. Catalina (SACTL) | |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| You can take missions from Catalina after completing the "Badlands" mission for Tenpenny. You can find Catalina at the diner in Red County by following the "?" icon on your radar. Catalina's missions can be completed in any order, but I will list them in the order that I did them. |=============================================================================| | B1. First Date (SAFDA) | |=============================================================================| Difficulty: 1/10 This is just a cutscene of CJ meeting up with Catalina at the diner. When you get outside Catalina tells you of the four stores she is planning to rob: a liquor store in Blueberry, a bank in Palomino Creek, a gas station in Dillimore and a betting shop in Montgomery. Each robbery is indicated by a green '$' icon on the radar. Head to the gas station in Dillimore first, which is just down the road from where you start. Reward: None |=============================================================================| | B2. Tanker Commander (SATAN) | |=============================================================================| Difficulty: 3/10 When you reach the gas station, park in the red marker to continue. Catalina plans to rob the gas station, but the owner has bulletproof glass in the windows, so Catalina decides to steal the tanker just outside instead. Get in the tanker cab and drive forward. Line yourself up with the tanker before reversing into it. When you reverse into it, the tanker automatically connects and a cutscene shows the two gas station owners preparing to give chase. You need to get the tanker to the RS Haul company in Flint County. The two gas station owners will continue to perform drive-bys on you until you reach your destination. The best thing to do here is stay on straight roads as much as possible. If you have to take a sharp turn there is a chance you will dis- connect the trailer and fail the mission. The best route to take is to drive through Richman in Los Santos. Most of the journey is a straight drive and you'll end up near the RS Haul soon after. You should also ignore the two gas station owners giving chase as most of the time they will fall behind. Keep an eye on the health bar in the corner of the screen, though. This indicates how much damage your tanker can take, and if it empties you will fail the mission. When you reach the RS Haul company, you complete the mission. Reward: $5000 After this mission, the RS Haul missions are available and you will get a call from The Truth. Catalina's robberies will disappear for now and you can now take missions from The Truth by following the "TT" icon on the radar to the motel in Angel Pine. +-----------------------------------------+ | Alternate Strategy Submitted by: Gitano | +-----------------------------------------+ On the Catalina: Tanker Commander after the cutscene where the two redneck gas owners get into their car and are about to chase you, I got out of the tanker and they drove under the tanker. The car caught on fire and I VERY QUICKLY got into the tanker and took off. KABOOM goes their car and them. I drove easily to my destination. +---------------------------------------------+ | Alternate Strategy Submitted by: Murdok1742 | +---------------------------------------------+ On the Tanker Commander mission, as soon as you hook onto the tanker, get out of the Tanker Cab and start shooting at the owners. The owners will then go underneath the tanker. Then they will back out some, and drive near the gas fill ups or whatever they are called. Now, make sure you're far away from them and Catalina is close to you. Shoot at the gas fill up things and they will explode, which will also cause the owners car to explode, which makes an easy way to your destination. |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| | C. The Truth (SATTR) | |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| You can take missions from The Truth after completing the "Tanker Commander" mission for Catalina. He can be found at the motel in Angel Pine by following the "TT" icon on your radar. |=============================================================================| | C1. Body Harvest (SABHA) | |=============================================================================| Difficulty: 3/10 The Truth wants you to steal a combine harvester from a farm and take it back to him. After the cutscene, get in a car and follow the yellow dot on the radar to the farm in Flint County. When you get there, park in the red marker and a brief cutscene will show the harvester that you need to steal. It's at the back of the farm. This mission can be pretty difficult if you don't know what you're doing. If you just go charging into the farm you will be shot to death by groups of farmers. Instead, you need to go around the outside of the farm, and make your way to the back where the harvester is located. You will probably be spotted, but you can kill anyone who gets near. When you reach the back of the farm, the driver in the harvester will get out and start shooting at you. Kill him quickly as he has a shotgun, and get in the harvester. Make your way back through the farm and run over all the farmers that get in your way. Drive carefully as the harvester has front wheel drive and the controls are a bit confusing until you get used to them. Once you are back on the road, a pickup truck will start chasing you, and can knock you off the road. Get out of the harvester and shoot the farmer in the back of the truck, then try to drag the pickup truck driver out and shoot him too. From there, you can take a simple drive back to The Truth's garage. Don't take any shortcuts down any steep slopes or anything as the harvester is easy to flip. Park the harvester in The Truth's garage. After you've parked the harvester you'll get a call from Cesar. He thinks there's a price on his and Kendl's head and they need to get out of Los Santos. CJ tells them to rent a trailer in Angel Pine, and he'll meet them there. Reward: Respect + After this mission, a "C" icon will appear in Angel Pine. Make your way over there to continue the story. You can use the BF Injection parked outside The Truth's farm. |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| | D. Cesar Vialpando (2) (SACVP) | |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| You can find Cesar at the trailer park in Angel Pine after completing the "Body Harvest" mission for The Truth. Follow the "C" icon on the radar. |=============================================================================| | D1. King In Exile (SAKIN) | |=============================================================================| Difficulty: 1/10 This is just a cutscene between CJ, Cesar and Kendl about what's happened in Los Santos. Cesar tells CJ that twice a week Big Smoke sends a car out to San Fierro and it comes back full of drugs. CJ says he'll keep an eye out on the highway to San Fierro. When you get outside you get a call from Catalina and a pink "C" icon reappears on the radar. Head to Catalina's cabin next. Reward: None |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| | E. Catalina (2) (SACLA) | |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| Catalina can be found at her cabin in Fern Ridge after completing the "King In Exile" mission for Cesar. Follow the pink "C" icon on the radar. |=============================================================================| | E1. First Base (SAFBA) | |=============================================================================| Difficulty: 1/10 This is another cutscene between you and Catalina. You knock on the door of Catalina's cabin, and no one answers. Catalina then sneaks up behind you and knocks you over. After a small conversation it's time to rob another store. Head to the betting shop in Montgomery next, by following the green "$" icon on the radar. Reward: None |=============================================================================| | E2. Against All Odds (SAAGA) | |=============================================================================| Difficulty: 2/10 When you reach the betting shop, park in the red marker, and Catalina will give you some satchel charges. Enter the betting shop to start a cutscene. Catalina tries to hold up the shop, but the alarm is set off. A message will come up on the screen telling you how to use the satchel charges. Throw one of the satchel charges at the door, stand back and use the detonator to destroy the door. Go into the small room, and throw another satchel charge at the safe. Again, get a safe distance away and use the detonator to destroy the safe. CJ grabs the money and they exit the betting shop. Quickly get in the car and floor it to a Pay 'N' Spray in Dillimore to lose your four-star wanted level. Catalina will shoot at the police while you drive, just try not to flip your car. The police can ram your car off the country roads easily so drive care- fully but quickly. When you reach the Pay 'N' Spray, park in the red marker and then in the Pay 'N' Spray. When you've done that, follow the yellow dot on the radar back to Catalina's cabin. Park in the red marker to end the mission. Reward: $2000 After this mission you'll get a call from Cesar who tells you to meet him just south of Montgomery. You can now take missions from Cesar again but I'll finish off with Catalina first. |=============================================================================| | E3. Gone Courting (SAGON) | |=============================================================================| Difficulty: 1/10 Another cutscene with Catalina. After the cutscene head to the bank in Palomino Creek by following the green "$" icon on the radar. Park in the red marker to start a cutscene. Reward: None |=============================================================================| | E4. Small Town Bank (SASMA) | |=============================================================================| Difficulty: 3/10 CJ and Catalina enter the bank and hold up the staff. Catalina goes to empty the safe, and tells you to keep the crowds under control. You start the mission in front of a group of people with a shotgun aimed at them. It's not possible to keep their hands up for long and they will go down eventually. When they do, a security guard will start shooting and you will get a three-star wanted level. A cutscene shows the police surrounding the bank. Catalina tells you to smash the ATM machines and grab as much cash as you can. Shoot the three ATM machines in the bank, and Catalina will shoot open the back door. Follow her outside and down the alley where there are several cops waiting for you. Gun down the cop behind the crates straight ahead and crouch behind the crates. There are several more cops along the alley on the left and right sides. Catalina will turn right down the alley and take care of a few more cops. All you have to do is kill the cops on the rooftops. There are also a couple hiding behind crates, so watch out for them. When you reach the end of the alley, two cops will appear on bikes. When they get off, shoot them and get on the bikes. A helicopter also appears at this point, so be careful of that. Follow Catalina out of the alley and more cops will start chasing you. Ignore them as they won't bother you. Pretty soon Catalina will be surrounded. Get off your bike and gun down any nearby cops. When Catalina gets on your bike, head back to her cabin in Fern Ridge by following the yellow dot on the radar. Park in the red marker to end the mission. Reward: $10000 After this mission, you'll get a call from Catalina. |=============================================================================| | E5. Made In Heaven (SAMIH) | |=============================================================================| Difficulty: 1/10 Another cutscene. After the cutscene, head to the final "$" icon on the radar, which is the liquor store in Blueberry. Park in the red marker to start a cutscene. Reward: None |=============================================================================| | E6. Local Liquor Store (SALLI) | |=============================================================================| Difficulty: 2/10 As you arrive at the liquor store, you see a group of bandits arrive and rob the store before you! As they drive off, Catalina manages to gun down one of the drivers. CJ and Catalina jump on the quad bike. You need to chase the bandits across the countryside. You have a long time to kill them all, so stay close to them, and let Catalina do the shooting. If you have your own sub-machine gun, you can perform forward drive-bys, making it easier to destroy the other quads. Two of the three bandits drop a brief case of cash. Ignore it for now and continue chasing the bandits. When all three bandits are dead, drive back to the two green dots on the radar to pick up the briefcases and then drive Catalina back to her cabin in Fern Ridge by following the yellow dot on the radar. Park in the red marker to end the mission. Reward: $1000 +-----------------------------------------+ | Alternate Strategy Submitted by: Gitano | +-----------------------------------------+ On the Catalina mission: Local Liquor Store I chose to have a Sanchez or even a Freeway next to the red marker. When CJ jumps on the quad quickly get off and onto one of the bikes. You'll catch up quicker and Catalina will kill the rednecks when you get close or along side them. |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| | F. Cesar Vialpando (3) (SACEV) | |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| You can take missions from Cesar after completing two of the four robbery missions for Catalina. You can find Cesar just southeast of Montgomery by following the "C" icon on the radar. |=============================================================================| | F1. Wu Zi Mu (SAWUZ) | |=============================================================================| Difficulty: 3/10 The best car to use for this mission is probably the Buffalo found parked out side Catalina's cabin in Fern Ridge. Drive to Cesar and park in the red marker to start the mission. You meet with Cesar and a blind Triad called Wu Zi Mu. He explains how the races are run, and then you have to race. If you're using the Buffalo, this race shouldn't be too difficult. Get an early lead as quickly as possible and keep it. Keep checking the map to plot your course. If you can, try knocking the other cars off-track. You can try using the P.I.T. Manoeuvre but it's pretty tricky as your car will spin round a bit during this race. Brake when taking sharp turns and stay in front of the other cars. Reward: $5000 |=============================================================================| | F2. Farewell, My Love... (SAFAR) | |=============================================================================| Difficulty: 5/10 This race is exactly the same as the previous one, except backwards. You are stuck with the ZR-350 in this mission and can't change it. Since the ZR-350 is a sports car it's not very good off-road, however it is pretty fast, and you can get an early lead fairly easily. From there, drive carefully and keep the lead. Reward: None After this mission, Catalina gives you a deed to a garage in San Fierro. Get out of your car and you'll get a call from The Truth. The weed is ready, and all you have to do is deliver the money. After the phone call, the 'TT' icon will reappear on your map so head there next. |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| | G. The Truth (2) (SATHT) | |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| You can take missions from The Truth again after completing the "Farewell, My Love..." mission for Cesar. He can be found at his garage in Leafy Hollow by following the "TT" icon on the radar. |=============================================================================| | G1. Are You Going to San Fierro? (SAARE) | |=============================================================================| Difficulty: 3/10 This is the final mission for the Badlands. After this, you can move on to San Fierro. You drop the money off at The Truth's farm, and soon after CJ and The Truth can hear the sound of a police chopper approaching. He gives you a flame- thrower and tells you to torch the fields of weed. You start off outside The Truth's garage. Keep an eye on the cops' arrival bar in the corner of the screen. You have five and a half minutes to torch the fields and destroy the chopper. The weed is marked by a red dot on the radar, and there are about 5 groups of dots. Run up to the fields of weed, and start flaming! As soon as you hear a beep noise, move on to the next one. The beep indicates the weed is burnt enough, and if you move straight on to the next one, you save time. When all the fields of weed are burnt, run over to The Truth, who is sitting in his van by following the blue dot on the radar. You should have about 1 minute left at this point. The Truth gives you a rocket launcher to take down the chopper with. If you are quick enough, you can destroy before it gets a chance to move. The chopper will follow The Truth's van, so follow the van and when the chopper hovers overhead, aim a rocket at it and shoot. You only have 10 rockets so you need to use them wisely. When the chopper is destroyed, get in The Truth's van, and start the long drive to San Fierro, to the garage that Catalina gave you. When you reach the garage, you complete the mission. Reward: Respect + |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 12. San Fierro Walkthrough (SASAN) | |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| | A. Carl "CJ" Johnson (SACCJ) | |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| After the mission "Are You Going to San Fierro?" for The Truth, you arrive at your garage in Doherty, and find that it's a run-down, empty old building. Kendl tells you that she and Cesar will help and The Truth knows of some car mechanics that are always looking for work. |=============================================================================| | A1. Wear Flowers In Your Hair (SAWEF) | |=============================================================================| Difficulty: 1/10 CJ needs some car mechanics to get his garage started up, and The Truth knows just the people. He tells you to pick up Jethro first, who is working in a garage near Easter Basin. After the cutscene, get in the car with The Truth, and follow the blue dot on the radar to the Xoomer gas station. Park in the red marker and press the L3 button to sound the horn. Jethro gets in the car, and The Truth then tells you to drive to the hospital in Santa Fiera. After the cutscene head to the hospital by following the red cross icon on the radar. Park in the red marker to start a cutscene. The Truth spots a black van down an alley, and tells everyone not to look, and then he tells you to drive over to the tram terminal in King's to pick up Dwaine. After the cutscene follow the blue dot on the radar to the tram terminal, park in the red marker and sound the horn again to start a cutscene. Dwaine has some business to take care of first, and says that he'll meet you later. The Truth then tells you to make another stop at the police station downtown. After the cutscene follow the blue house icon on the radar to the police station and park in the red marker to start another cutscene. Another van drives past nearby and then The Truth tells you to make one final stop at Zero's shop in Garcia. After the cutscene, follow the blue dot to Zero's shop, park in the red marker and sound the horn to start another cutscene. After the cutscene, head back to your garage in Doherty where Dwaine is waiting, by following the yellow dot on the radar and park in the red marker to end the mission. Reward: None After this mission you'll get a call from Zero. His landlord is selling his shop and he needs you to buy it to keep his business going. You can now take missions from Zero by following the "Z" icon on the radar. |=============================================================================| | A2. 555-We-Tip (SAWET) | |=============================================================================| Difficulty: 4/10 CJ gets a call from Tenpenny. Now that The Truth has prepared the weed, Ten- penny wants you to plant it in a DA's car. He tells you that the DA is on his way to the Vank Hoff Hotel in Financial. After the cutscene, you'll be outside your garage. Get in a car and head to the Vank Hoff Hotel by following the yellow dot on the radar. When you get there, park in the red marker to start a cutscene. A valet gets in a car and drives off. After the cutscene you'll see the car with the valet in it. It will stop and let some traffic pass before driving off so you have some time to turn around. When the valet drives off, follow him around the corner and down into the underground parking garage. When he gets out of the car, kill him. He will drop his valet uniform, so pick it up. Get back in your car and drive back out to the valet car port. Get out of the car and walk into the red marker. A short cutscene shows the car that the DA is driving. It's a blue Merit, and you'll need to look out for it when it arrives. You also need to get the car before the other valets. Don't worry about the other valets as other cars always arrive before the DA. When the DA arrives get in his car and you now have a 2:30 time limit to get the car back to your garage in Doherty. Be quick as you need to save as much time for the next part. When you arrive at the garage, park in the red marker to plant the drugs. You now need to get the car back to the car park. If you have about 1:30 you should be alright, as long as you drive carefully. If you have under 1 minute you might as well restart the mission. You need to keep the car perfect, if you crash you'll need to repair the car. When you arrive at the car park, drive into the red marker and then down into the car park. Park in the space with the red marker. A valet will be coming to return the car, so quickly run back outside by following the yellow dot on the radar, and run through the red marker to call the cops. The cops will arrive, find the car loaded with weed, and bust the DA. Reward: None After this mission, valet parking missions will be available. You can get valet missions outside the Vank Hoff Hotel by walking through the red marker outside the hotel. The valet uniform will also be delivered to your hideout. |=============================================================================| | A3. Deconstruction (SADEC) | |=============================================================================| Difficulty: 3/10 The construction workers on the waste grounds behind your garage have been insulting Kendl and you have to teach them a lesson by destroying the waste grounds. After the cutscene you will be outside your garage. Go behind the garage and steal one of the nearby bulldozers. You now have 3 minutes to destroy six portables around the waste ground indicated by green dots on the radar. Watch out for the construction workers as they will try to drag you out of the bull- dozer, but you can just run them over. Also watch out for the construction worker in another bulldozer. He can slow you down and make you lose some precious time. Continue destroying the next five portables, but watch out for the explosive barrels next to them. Either get out of the bulldozer and shoot them, which might blow up some of the construction workers, or hit the portables at an angle where you don't hit the barrel. When all six portables are destroyed, the timer disappears and the foreman exits the portable toilet, sees the damage you have caused and runs back in. Get out of the bulldozer and into the nearby cement truck, which is indicated by a yellow dot on the radar, and start ramming the portable into the ditch with the cement truck. When you've done that, reverse into the red marker, make sure you are perfectly lined up, and watch as CJ fills the ditch with cement. Reward: None |=============================================================================| | A4. Back to School (SABAC) | |=============================================================================| Difficulty: 6/10 After the mission "Deconstruction" you'll get a call from Jethro, who tells you about a driving school just down the road from your garage. To find the driving school, just follow the red "S" icon on the radar. See the strategies below in the "Schools" section for more info on driving school. Reward: Driving Skill + |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| | B. Courier Missions (SACOU) | |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| |=============================================================================| | B1. Big Smoke's Cash (SABIS) | |=============================================================================| Difficulty: 1/10 Every Monday and Friday you will get a call from Cesar who tells you that Big Smoke is sending a car with cash in it to San Fierro. During the phone call, look on the radar for a red dot. This is the courier you need to stop. He starts off outside Big Smoke's house, and drives all the way to Pier 69 in San Fierro. This means you have a decent amount of time to stop him. Get in a car and drive back to Los Santos by following the red dot on the radar. The red dot is a moving target so you'll need to be quick. When you catch up to the courier, you'll find he is driving a Patriot. Start ramming him with your car and he'll drop a package. You need to steal six packages from the Patriot. This mission will continue for quite some after you complete it the first time. Cesar will keep calling you until you reach the desert, I think. Every time you try this mission, there will be an extra gang member in the Patriot who will shoot at you when you try to ram the Patriot. Reward: $1800 |=============================================================================| | B2. Yay Courier (SAYAY) | |=============================================================================| Difficulty: 1/10 After you complete "Big Smoke's Cash", every Wednesday and Saturday you'll get another call from Cesar who tells you that another courier is leaving San Fierro. This time the courier is on a Sanchez so you'll need a good off-road vehicle to keep up with him. Start by following the red dot on the radar to the courier, who usually just ends up driving around underneath the Flint Intersection in Flint County. Try to ram him slightly from behind to knock him off the bike. If you shoot him you might end up hitting the backpack of drugs he's carrying. If you can get him off his bike, shoot him when he gets up and take the backpack. Reward: Varies |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| | C. Triad Missions (SATRI) | |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| The Triad Missions are available after you complete the "Deconstruction" mission in San Fierro. You can take missions from the Triads by following the Triad logo to your garage in Doherty. |=============================================================================| | C1. Photo Opportunity (SAPHO) | |=============================================================================| Difficulty: 2/10 Most of this mission is driving and it's a long boring drive, so try not to fall asleep at the wheel! Cesar calls you as you are standing outside your garage in Doherty. His cousin has informed him of a Ballas car which will be heading to San Fierro to pick up some Yay. Cesar has found the Ballas car near the Mulholland Intersection and is tailing them. You need to pick him up. Get in a car and start following the blue dot on the radar. Cesar is waiting for you in Red County, just southwest of Blueberry. When you get there, get in his car and he will tell you that the car is heading to Angel Pine. You now need to head all the way to Angel on the other side of the map by following the yellow dot on the radar. Don't try to take any shortcuts or big jumps as you need to keep the car in good condition. If it's destroyed, you'll fail the mission. When you arrive park in the red marker and run on to the roof of the building on the corner with Cesar. Walk into the red marker to start the next part of the mission. Your view will switch to first-person here, and you are looking through the viewfinder of a camera. You need to take a picture of the four people meeting up for the deal to buy the yay. First, look straight ahead towards the parking lot across the road. Ryder will soon arrive in his Picador pick-up truck with a Ballas member. Take a picture of him as he exits the truck. Remember to zoom in! T-Bone Mendez is next, who will arrive shortly after Ryder. When you've got them, move the camera to the right, and watch for a car on the corner of the Cluckin' Bell Restaurant. Mike Toreno will get out of his car, so quickly zoom in and get his picture as he exits his car before he turns away. The final person is Jizzy B, who will arrive from the left side of the street in his Broadway. Take his picture to start a cutscene. CJ and Cesar head back down to the street and drive off. He drops you off at the gas station in Angel Pine and tells you to meet him back at the garage. Reward: Respect + |=============================================================================| | C2. Jizzy (SAJIZ) | |=============================================================================| Difficulty: 4/10 CJ enters the garage and finds Cesar inside talking to Woozie. CJ asks Woozie who the four people at the meet are. His bodyguard identifies two of them as T-Bone Mendez and Jizzy B. They are known as the Loco Syndicate and set up big time deals around San Andreas. CJ decides to find Jizzy first, and Woozie's bodyguard tells him that Jizzy runs the Pleasure Domes club under the Gant Bridge. After the cutscene, you'll be outside your garage. Grab a car and head to Jizzy's club by following the large light blue dot on the radar. When you arrive at the club, walk into the red marker to start a cutscene. CJ meets Jizzy inside the club and tells Jizzy he's now working for him. Jizzy tells you he has a slight problem that he needs you to sort out. As you get outside Jizzy tells you to drop one of his girls off at the hotel downtown. Get in Jizzy's pimpmobile, indicated by a blue arrow above it, and drive his girl to the hotel by following the yellow dot on the radar. When you arrive, park in the red marker and CJ will call Jizzy. Jizzy tells you about a pimp who is roughing up his girls and he needs you to take him out. You now have a 2:00 minute time limit to get to the pimp in Hashbury. This is plenty of time, so don't rush. Follow the yellow dot on the radar, and when you arrive, get out of the car and shoot the pimp with your newly acquired Tec-9. Get back in the pimpmobile and Jizzy will phone you and tell you to make another stop back downtown. A health bar will appear in the corner of the screen, and you need to save one of Jizzy's girls. Head to the overpass in Foster Valley by following the yellow dot on the radar. When you arrive, get out of the car and shoot the two punters harassing Jizzy's girl. Get back in the car and Jizzy will phone you again. The girl that you dropped off at the hotel earlier wants out and you have to go and pick her up. Follow the yellow dot back to the hotel downtown and park in the red marker to start a cutscene. A preacher and his protection arrive outside the hotel and pick up Jizzy's girl. You need to take them both out and get the girl back to Jizzy. Follow the two cars and use your Tec-9 you got earlier to perform drive-bys on the two cars. Take the protection out first to make it easier to get to the limo. When the protection car catches fire, move out of the way and let it explode, and then start shooting at the limo. You'll get two stars after you shoot the protection so take out the limo quickly and when it explodes CJ will call Jizzy. Jizzy tells you to either keep the car or dump it. Reward: $3000, Respect + You can the dump the car if you want, or just get to a Pay 'N' Spray. After this mission you can take missions from Jizzy by following the large light blue dot on the radar. You'll also get a call from Woozie who needs to talk to you about something. You can now also take missions from Woozie by following the "W" icon to the betting shop in Chinatown. |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| | D. Jizzy (SAJIY) | |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| You can take missions from Jizzy after completing the "Jizzy" mission for the Triads. He can be found at the Pleasure Domes club under the Gant Bridge by following the light blue dot on the radar. |=============================================================================| | D1. T-Bone Mendez (SATBO) | |=============================================================================| Difficulty: 3/10 CJ heads inside Jizzy's club, and is introduced to T-Bone Mendez, one of the Syndicate members. T-Bone gets a call from someone who tells him that a van containing drugs has been ambushed. You start off outside Jizzy's club. Get a car and head to the ambushed van by following the blue dot on the radar. When you get near the blue dot, a brief cutscene shows four people escaping on bikes with the packages. CJ jumps on the nearby bike. You have chase the four thieves and get back the packages. Get close to a thief on a bike, and press the L1 button to snatch the package. If you stay where you are when you start, two of the thieves will turn around and head in your direction again. Use this opportunity to easily get back two of the packages. You can kill the driver if you want but it's not necessary. But they will chase you after if you do not kill them once you have a package. Chase the remaining two thieves and get back the packages. Remember that they will chase you again after you have the packages if you do not kill them first. When you've got all four packages, head back to Jizzy's Pleasure Domes club by following the yellow dot on the radar. Park in the red marker to end the mission. If you take too long, the thieves will decide to head back to their rendezvous point. If you don't get the packages back by the time they reach the rendezvous point you'll fail the mission. Reward: $5000, Respect + |=============================================================================| | D2. Mike Toreno (SAMIK) | |=============================================================================| Difficulty: 5/10 CJ heads inside Jizzy's club and finds Jizzy talking to T-Bone again. T-Bone thinks someone's on to them, and then he gets an urgent phone call from Mike Toreno, another Syndicate member. Someone's stolen a van shipment full of drugs, and Mike's in the back. You start off outside Jizzy's club again with T-Bone. Quickly get in T-Bone's car, indicated by a blue arrow above it. You will notice a timer in the corner of the screen. This indicates how much time Mike has left until his battery runs out. You have 5:30 to find Mike. When you get in the car, T-Bone tells you that Mike can hear seagulls and heavy machinery. Head to the building site in Doherty, where your garage is, by following the yellow dot on the radar. When you get there, Mike will tell you he can hear a reversing truck and that the area sounds busy. CJ thinks that he must be near the docks. Your next stop is the docks in Easter Basin, so head there by following the yellow dot on your radar again. When you get there, Mike will tell you that is sounds like a security gate was just shot open. There are security gates at the airport, so head there, again by following the yellow dot. When you get there, drive through the airport security gate, and head to the left. Head towards the tunnel at the back. T-Bone will tell you that the tags should work now. The tag will tell you how close Mike is. Use the signal bar in the corner of the screen which tells you how close you are to finding Mike. Usually they are by the airport hangars on the south side of the airport, but sometimes they are behind the control tower on the northeast side. When you find the van, the timer and signal bar will disappear and the van will speed off. Start following the van and get close to it, so T-Bone can shoot at the guards on bikes, surrounding the van. Don't shoot the van, as you need to keep Mike alive. If the van blows up, Mike will die. After a while the van will stop and four or five enemies will run towards you. Two get off their bikes, and another three exit the back of the van. If you have a weapon, shoot the enemies your self. Otherwise, crouch behind the car and let T-Bone do the shooting. When all the enemies are dead, a cutscene shows T-Bone opening the van for Mike. Mike demands to know who you are, and then tells you to destroy the van. Mike and T-Bone will start shooting the van. If you don't have a weapon, pick one up from one of the dead enemies and start shooting at it. When the van is destroyed, you will have a two-star wanted level. Get in the limo as it's the only available vehicle and get away from the van. If you want, just wait at the airport until the wanted level disappears. Exit the airport and head to the red marker just down the road. When you enter the red marker you will get another wanted level of three stars. Quickly get to a Pay 'N' Spray, indicated by a green spray paint can icon and get rid of your wanted level. When you've done that, head back to the Pleasure Domes by following the yellow dot on the radar, and park in the red marker to end the mission. Reward: $7000, Respect + |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| | E. Wu Zi Mu (SAWZI) | |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| You can take missions from Wu Zi after completing the "Jizzy" mission for the Triads. He can be found at the betting shop in Chinatown by following the "W" icon on the radar. |=============================================================================| | E1. Mountain Cloud Boys (SAMOU) | |=============================================================================| Difficulty: 4/10 CJ enters the betting shop, and starts to head upstairs, and runs into a Triad who tells him that Woozie is blind. Upstairs, in Woozie's office, Woozie introduces himself as the boss of the Mountain Cloud Boys. He tells you that he is about to drop in on a Tong meeting, and wants CJ to come along. After the cutscene, you will be outside the betting shop. Get in your car if it's still there, or steal one from the road, and head to the yellow dot on the radar. It's only round the corner, literally. Park in the red marker and get out of the car with Woozie. Follow Woozie down the alley - there will be lots of people running past you. At the end of the alley, Woozie will run into a wall and then lead you to an open gate. CJ and Woozie proceed past the gate and find that the Blood Feather Triads have been wiped out by the Da Nang Boys, a Vietnamese gang. A garage opens and a lone Triad appears, and tells Woozie that the Vietnamese gangs surprised them. Suddenly, more cars arrive with Da Nang Boys. After the cutscene, you will be in the alley with Woozie. Keep an eye on Woozie's health, which is indicated by a blue health bar in the corner. If it empties, you will fail the mission. Immediately kill the two Da Nang Boys as they run towards you. Move forward and crouch behind the stone ramp on the left side of the alley. There are two more Da Nang members behind the car up ahead. Kill the first one, and then continually shoot at the car until its destroyed to kill the second one. Move forward again, and crouch behind the destroyed car. Two bikes will appear up ahead, with four Da Nang members. If you stay crouched behind the car, you should be able to pick them off with no problem. Proceed out of the alley, and immediately crouch behind the black dumpster on the right side of the alley. Pick off the remaining enemies in the alley. There are two on the left side of the alley and one on the right. Kill them first, and another member will appear from the left. Stay crouched and watch out for the sniper on the platform above you. When he's dead, a car will appear up ahead with two more Da Nang Boys. Kill them when they exit the car, and move forward. One final gang member will appear from the right side of the alley. Kill him and then CJ and Woozie will get in the car. Another car appears and blocks them into the alley. CJ reverses into them and speeds off. After the cutscene you will be in the car and will have to destroy the two pursuing cars. Woozie will sometimes shoot at the cars, but you should destroy them to be quicker. When they are both destroyed, head back to Woozie's betting shop by following the yellow dot on the radar and park in the red marker to end the mission. Reward: $5000, Respect + |=============================================================================| | E2. Ran Fa Li (SARFA) | |=============================================================================| Difficulty: 4/10 CJ enters Woozie's office and is introduced to Shuk Foo Ran Fa Li. He runs the Red Gecko Tong. Woozie tells CJ that the Da Nang Boys are planning to move to the United States and it may explain the recent attacks by the small time Viet- namese gangs. Ran Fa Li wants a package retrieved from the airport that a courier has left. After the cutscene, you will be outside. Get in your car and head to the air- port by following the yellow dot on the radar. When you get there, follow the circular road and drive into the red marker. Now a blue dot will appear. Head down the tunnel until you reach the car. Get in the car indicated by a blue arrow above it to start a cutscene. The Da Nang Boys arrive and block the exits. A "damage" bar will now appear in the corner of the screen. This indicates how much damage your car can take. If it empties you fail the mission. Get out of the car and kill the Da Nang member running towards you. Destroy the van to get it out of the way and then get back in the car. You now need to escape the garage and get to Woozie's garage by following the yellow dot on the radar. Drive down the tunnel and as you near the exit, two more gang members will appear from the left and right. Get out of the car, and gun them down. Now, leave the car where it is for the moment and proceed outside. The circular road leads left and right. Both roads have three gang members waiting for you. They will crouching down in the road nearby. Kill them first and then move forward on whichever road you're on, and kill the two gang members standing around the van. Do the same for the other side and head back to the car. Get back in the car and resume driving. There should be no more gang members around. As you exit the airport, you are chased by more Da Nang members on bikes. Try to stay ahead of them, as the Manana you are driving is quite slow. Try swerving in and out of traffic, as they sometimes crash. Follow the yellow dot on the radar to a garage in Esplanade North and park in the red marker to end the mission. Reward: $6000, Respect + After this mission, you will get another useless phone call from Catalina. Just ignore it and head back to Woozie's. |=============================================================================| | E3. Lure (SALUR) | |=============================================================================| Difficulty: 4.5/10 Back in Woozie's office, CJ is told that the Da Nang Boys are watching the apartment and will attempt to assassinate Ran Fa Li if he tries to leave the apartment. CJ suggests leading the Da Nang Boys to an isolated area and giving Ran Fa Li a chance to escape. After the cutscene, you will be outside. Get in the car in front of you, which is indicated by a blue arrow above it, and head out to Angel Pine. Do not leave the car at all between here and the trip to Angel Pine. If you do, you will blow your cover and fail the mission. Follow the yellow dot to Angel Pine and park in the red marker to start a cutscene. The Da Nang Boys arrive behind you and give chase. Start driving immediately after the cutscene, and try to stay ahead of the Da Nang Boys. They will try to destroy your car door. If you stay ahead of them they shouldn't be too much problem. The only thing you should watch out for here is your speed. Even though you need to stay ahead of the pursuing bikes, if you turn too sharply at a high speed you could easily flip your vehicle. Once you reach the roads, it gets easier as you can now drive faster with a lower risk of flipping the car. Just remember to drive through the tunnel and not to drop down to the lower road. This is for two reasons: 1) If you drop down to the lower road you will have to speed through oncoming traffic and it will make the mission harder, and 2) It's fairly easy to lose the bikes once you're in the tunnel, as they crash quite a bit. Once you exit the tunnel the last checkpoint is just up ahead outside the 24/7 in Whetstone. Park in the red marker to end the mission. CJ will phone Woozie to find out if Ran Fa Li escaped and then the Da Nang Boys will catch up and realise it's a decoy. Reward: $8000, Respect + |=============================================================================| | E4. Amphibious Assault (SAAMP) | |=============================================================================| Difficulty: 5/10 (Must be started between 20:00 and 06:00) You'll need at least 20% lung capacity before starting this mission. Swim around for a while to raise it, or collect the Oysters around San Andreas. Woozie wants CJ to plant a bug on a boat where the Da Nang members meet to find out if someone is informing the Da Nang Boys of the Mountain Cloud Boys' activities. After the cutscene you'll be outside again. Get in a car and head to the yellow dot on the radar to the docks. Walk into the red marker to start a cutscene. The cutscene shows you that the tanker you need to plant the bug on is anchored out at sea. After the cutscene, you will be in the water. The tanker is indicated by a yellow dot. Swim into the first corona and follow the path until you reach the next corona. Dive under the rock and swim forward to get the third corona, and then resurface. Continue following the path, grab the corona and then dive underwater again to get the next corona. Continue getting the coronas and when you resurface another very brief cutscene will show the area is patrolled by boats. The boats are represented as red dots on the radar. The next part involves you swimming over to the tanker. Swim carefully and if you are spotted by a guard immediately dive under the water to lose his attention. If you stay on the surface of the water too long after being spotted, the guards will notice you and open fire. When you near the tanker there will be spotlights around the tanker. You can avoid these by swimming past them while underwater. Resurface and let your oxygen build up, and then dive back under the water and swim under the tanker. Resurface on the other side, and climb onto the dock. Head up the steps and grab the knife at the top. You will now need to be quiet to get through the next part. It's also best to stay crouched during this part. Move forward and stab the Da Nang guard in the neck with the knife (Aim with R1 and press the circle button). Up ahead will be another guard walking towards you. He won't spot you if you don't move, so stay close to the container on the right, and wait for him to turn around before killing him. Up ahead is a third guard with his back to you. Stay close to the container and carefully get behind him. Kill him and move on. Turn right at the back of the ship and there will be another guard at the top of the steps. Stay crouched and carefully get behind him. Kill him and head up the next set of steps. Turn left at the top and there is another guard in front of you with his back turned. Kill him and go through the doorway on the left. Head down the stairs to the bottom of the ship, and two more guards will appear on the radar. The first one is in the room on the left. Wait for him to turn his back and walk away before killing him. There is one final guard in the hull. You can kill him if you want but it's not necessary. Stand in the red marker and press the triangle button to plant the bug. Now that you've planted the bug you need to get off the tanker. Head back upstairs and get outside. Dive over the side of the tanker and start swimming back to shore. You'll need to avoid the boats again, but as long as you stay underwater you should be okay. Follow the yellow dot back to the shore, climb onto the dock, and walk into the red marker to end the mission. Reward: $11000, Respect + +-------------------------------------+ | Alternate Strategy Submitted by: TJ | +-------------------------------------+ I found a great strategy for the Amphibious Assault mission in San Fierro for Woo Zi. Hopefully, you still have 4 or 5 rockets left in your launcher from the "Are You Going To San Fierro" mission with The Truth, as well as a few satchel charges or a grenade or three. If so, when you have planted the bug on the tanker and taken out all of the guards on board, you can use the launcher and grenades/charges to make a clean getaway off the boat and back to safety. There are 3 boats that you can destroy. The first one is right off the front part of the boat as you're walking up from underneath. You can easily target and destroy it with the launcher. The second one is along side and is a little more difficult, but it can still be done with the launcher. The last boat is right past the rear deck and it's IMPOSSIBLE to get with the launcher. You'll end up blowing yourself up if you try. Instead, stand a few feet back from the railing and hurl a satchel charge or a grenade in the boat's direction. Voila! You can now swim safely back to shore to finish the mission without having to worry about those pesky Da Nang boys taking potshots at you in the water! |=============================================================================| | E5. The Da Nang Thang (SATDA) | |=============================================================================| Difficulty: 5/10 CJ enters Woozie's office, and runs into Woozie on his way out. Woozie has discovered that the Da Nang Boys are smuggling in a huge shipment of heroin from a tanker moored out in the bay. Woozie tells CJ that some of his men are planning to do a couple of flybys of the ship, and CJ offers to go along. After the cutscene, you will be in a helicopter. You can't move for the moment as you are stationed by a minigun. After a while, you will see the tanker in the distance. While Little Lion is circling the ship, there will be a lot of Da Nang members below you. Ignore them for now, since you won't be able to hit most of them. On the first flyby, your helicopter will get shot down by an RPG, no matter what. You'll lose all your weapons except your knife. After the cutscene, you'll be in the water. Swim over to the red marker to start another small cutscene. A Da Nang guard checks for any survivors, and then walks off. CJ climbs on board the tanker. After the brief cutscene, you'll be on the tanker. Assuming you didn't shoot any of the Da Nang members, they will all be in the correct locations. However, if you did shoot some of them, a couple of guards might not be in the locations stated. You start off on board the tanker. This mission is similar to the last one, as you have to stealthily move through the ship. At the start, move forward and kill the single guard with his back to you. Pick up his shotgun and climb onto the containers. You'll probably be spotted here, so quickly take out the shot gun, and start shooting at the four Da Nang members on top of these containers. Pick up the SMG ammo, and crouch behind one of the small cardboard boxes that are scattered around. On the pile of containers opposite are another two Da Nang members. Stay crouched behind the box and pick them off with the SMG. When they are both dead, climb down the containers in front of you. There might be another three more gang members down here, but I'm not sure. I had to backtrack to get some more ammo, so they might of followed me. At the top, if you killed the two guards earlier you will be safe for now, but if you didn't, quickly kill them now. Crouch behind the boxes a little to the left, and you will be able to see through a small gap in between two containers. From here, you should be able to shoot another Da Nang member. Follow the path of containers and stay crouched. On the second corner, aim your weapons and roll out of cover. Quickly gun down the single Da Nang member on top of the container ahead of you. There is a health icon between two containers on the right if you need it. Move forward and roll out behind the next corner. Gun down the member ahead of you, and move forward again. As you turn the next corner, there will be two more Da Nang members ahead of you, and another one will run out from the right. Kill them all quickly, and grab the SMG ammo between two containers on the right. As you move forward again, there will be another Da Nang member who will appear from behind the box on the right. Jump over the gap between the containers and turn the corner. Drop down from the containers in front of you, and turn the corner at the bottom. Move forward and drop down into the hull of the tanker. Walk into the red marker to start a cutscene. The cutscene shows a guard checking on some refugees at the back of the ship, and another three guards spot you as they walk past. After the cutscene, drop down from the containers and kill the guard ahead. Another guard will appear from the left, so kill him too. Climb over the red container on the right to find some body armour, and more SMG ammo. Move forward and turn the corner. Kill the guard behind the box and another two guards will be alerted and start shooting you. Kill the guard hiding behind the wooden crates on the right and turn the next corner. At the end is one final Da Nang member who is guarding the refugees. Make sure you kill him as quickly as possible as he will throw grenades at you. He is also stronger than the previous guards, so just unload on him. Turn the corner at the end, and shoot the lock on the container to free the refugees. The refugees will thank you, and tell you that a person called the Snakehead kept them hostage, and they want you to help them escape. The cutscene shows the Snakehead on the bridge. Follow the refugees back through the hull, or just follow the red dot on the radar. Climb onto the containers and out of the hull, and then climb on to the containers on the right. At the top of the containers, drop down and kill the guard outside the doorway. Climb onto the balcony, and head through the doorway. Head up the stairs on the left, killing the guards along the way and at the top, you will meet the Snakehead. The Snakehead will hand you a Katana. Two quick swipes with the Katana will kill the Snakehead, or you can just use the SMG. When he's dead, follow the blue dot on the radar back to the refugees. They will lower some boats into the water, thank you for your help, and speed off. Reward: $15000, Respect + |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| | F. Triad Missions (2) (SATMI) | |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| You can take missions from the Triads again after completing the "Mike Toreno" mission for Jizzy. You can find the Triads at your garage in Doherty by following the Triad logo on the radar. |=============================================================================| | F1. Outrider (SAOUT) | |=============================================================================| Difficulty: 4/10 As you are waiting outside your garage in Doherty, you will get a phone call from Jizzy. He will tell you that T-Bone is waiting for you in a 4-door sedan outside the Xoomer gas station in Easter Basin. Get a car and head to the Xoomer gas station by following the blue dot on the radar. When you get near the car, another cutscene starts. Nobody seems to have turned up, so CJ gets in the car to wait. T-Bone suddenly appears from behind him, and after a few death threats and insults, Mike Toreno appears and tells CJ that you need to drive him and T-Bone to a shipment. After the cutscene, you'll be in the car and you'll need to follow the yellow dot on the radar to the van parked just down the road. When you get there, park in the red marker for another cutscene. Mike tells you that you need to escort the van to a factory, and make sure it gets there safely. After the cutscene, run towards the van. It won't move until you get on the bike. First, grab the rocket launcher indicated by a yellow arrow above it, and the sniper rifle, and then get on the bike. Speed ahead of the van, and head to the first red dot on the radar. You will need to clear the roadblocks that are waiting for the van to arrive. The van is indicated by a blue dot on the radar. At the first roadblock, get out of the car, and use the rocket launcher to destroy the cars. Aim at the cars only and it will kill the enemies around the car when they explode. Make sure you only use about three rockets. Take out your sniper rifle and zoom in from a safe distance to finish off any remaining enemies. When they are all dead, head to the next roadblock by following the red dot on the radar again. At the next roadblock, use a maximum of four rockets to first destroy the cars and then use the sniper rifle to kill any remaining enemies on the ground. Next, aim in on the building on the left side of the street and pick off the lone enemy in the windows. When that's done, get back on the bike and head to the third roadblock, again indicated by a red dot on the radar. Use a maximum of three rockets on the cars and use the sniper rifle to kill the last few enemies in the road. Use the sniper rifle to zoom in on the building on the left side of the street and kill the two enemies in the windows. Get back on the bike and quickly head to the last roadblock. The last roadblock is just four cars and a lot of enemies. You should have more than enough rockets to destroy them all. When they are all dead, drive alongside the van slowly until it reaches the factory. Drive into the factory to complete the mission. Reward: $9000, Respect + After this mission, you'll have a three-star wanted level, so floor it to a save point or a Pay 'N' Spray and lose the wanted level. The closest save point is probably the house opposite the Driving School, or your garage in Doherty if you haven't bought that property yet. When you've saved, there will be a "C" icon on the radar. You can now take missions from C.R.A.S.H. again from outside your garage in Doherty. |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| | G. C.R.A.S.H. (2) (SACRH) | |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| You can take missions from C.R.A.S.H. again after completing the mission "Outrider" for the Triads. You can find them back at your garage in Doherty by following the "C" icon on your radar. |=============================================================================| | G1. Snail Trail (SASNA) | |=============================================================================| Difficulty: 3/10 CJ enters the garage and Jethro tells him that a couple of cops are waiting for him in the office - Tenpenny and Pulaski. Tenpenny tells you that a journalist is starting to get information on Pulaski's activities and he wants you to shut him up. You'll need to follow him to his source and kill both of them. After the cutscene, you'll be outside the garage. First, go to the wastegrounds behind the garage and pick up the sniper rifle inside the construction pipe that Tenpenny has left for you. The sniper rifle is indicated by a green dot on the radar. Once you've picked up the sniper rifle, a yellow dot will appear on the radar. This is the reporter and he's waiting for a train at Cranberry Station, opposite your garage. Head across to the train station, and jump on the Sanchez parked against the wall. You will have probably seen the train already arriving at the train station. If you have, just stay where you are for the moment, and wait for the train to pull away. When it does, get onto the tracks and follow it. The train is the red dot on the radar. You won't be able to get to the reporter yet, and he can't see you so just keep following the train until you reach Market Station, all the way back in Los Santos. Make sure you stay behind the train the whole time to avoid any oncoming trains on the other track. When you arrive at Market Station, wait behind the train for a moment until the reporter exits the train. When he does, a Spook-O-Meter will appear in the corner of the screen. This indicates how close you are to the reporter. If it fills up, the reporter will be spooked, and you will fail the mission. Anyway, when the reporter exits the train, wait for him to reach the top of the steps outside before following him. If you follow him any sooner, you risk spooking him too much. Drive your bike up the steps and you'll see the reporter waiting for a taxi outside. Just stay by the stairs until he gets into a taxi. When he does get into a taxi, start following him. The taxi drives fairly slow, so don't speed after them immediately. The taxi will eventually drop the reporter off at the long wooden pier on the Santa Maria Beach. Keep your distance until the reporter approaches the Target. When he does, take out your sniper rifle and shoot them both to complete the mission. Reward: None |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| | H. Triad Missions (3) (SATRM) | |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| You can take missions from the Triads again after completing the "Snail Trail" mission for C.R.A.S.H. They can be found at your garage in Doherty by following the Triad logo on the radar. |=============================================================================| | H1. Ice Cold Killa (SAICE) | |=============================================================================| Difficulty: 4/10 Time to take down the Loco Syndicate! First on the list is Jizzy. CJ enters his garage and looks around for his silencer. Cesar gives him his instead. After the cutscene, you'll be outside your garage. Get in a car and head to the Pleasure Domes club under the Gant Bridge by following the yellow dot on the radar. When you get there, you will see a few cars parked outside and two bodyguards standing by the door. Go over to the door, and walk into the red marker. The bodyguard will tell you that you're not allowed in, so you'll have to find another in. To the left of the club is scaffolding structure. Go over there and head up the wooden ramp. Keep following the wooden planks until the scaffolding leads you above the Pleasure Domes Club. Drop down on to the roof of the club, and enter through the open skylight. Now that you're inside the club, you need to make your way down to the ground to find Jizzy. Start by following the wooden plank path and head down the wooden plank on the right and through the window. Head down the stairs on the right, and then down the next set of stairs straight ahead. Go through the doorway and make your way through the club to start a cutscene. Jizzy is about to make a phone call and warns his girls about what will happen if they hustle him. CJ arrives and aims the silencer at Jizzy. After insulting him, he pushes him into a chair, and everyone in the club advances on CJ, as Jizzy tries to escape. After the cutscene, you will be inside the club. Climb over the counter of the small bar area in the middle of the room and crouch down. From here, you can pick of the people shooting at you without being hit. When they are all dead, move around the bar area, and shoot another two bodyguards by the door. When everyone's dead, run through the doorway where the two bodyguards were and walk into the yellow arrow to start another cutscene. Jizzy runs outside and attempts to escape in his Broadway. Quickly get in the black limo parked next to the Broadway and start chasing him down. You'll need to be quick as the limo is quite slow. Just keep ramming the car or performing drive-bys on it until it catches fire. When it catches fire, Jizzy will abandon the car and you can get out and gun him down. Pick up his phone and CJ will phone Cesar and tell him to meet him at Pier 69. After the phone call, the mission ends. Reward: $12000, Respect + The next mission starts opposite "Pier 69" in Esplanade North, so head there and walk into the red marker to start the mission. +------------------------------------------+ | Alternate Strategy Submitted by: David D | +------------------------------------------+ On the Ice cold Killa mission one thing that can make this mission very easy is to shoot out Jizzy's tires before you go into the club. Later on when you leave the club, the tires 'remember' that they have been shot. Because the getaway path is on a slope, it makes it almost impossible for him even to get away. You can even drag them both out of the car and shoot them. I think they only have handguns so it is a very easy kill. +---------------------------------------------+ | Alternate Strategy Submitted by: jegkantrix | +---------------------------------------------+ Just wanted to add something, for the "Ice Cold Killa" mission. You know the "pimp" car, that is parked outside of the club.. shoot the wheels. Jizzy won't be able to control the car :D hahaha It was soooo funny to watch him try and escape :P |=============================================================================| | H2. Pier 69 (SAPIE) | |=============================================================================| Difficulty: 4/10 Cesar tells CJ to meet him on the roof of the building opposite Pier 69. After the cutscene, follow the blue dot on the radar and go through the small gap in the wall. Go up the steps and run over to Cesar to start another cut scene. Cesar tells CJ that T-Bone's security are patrolling the area and are watching the area around Pier 69. He then gets a phone call from the Triads. The Triads are in place and are ready to attack, but they head up to the roof. You'll need to snipe all of T-Bone's security before the Triads alert the security. After the cutscene, quickly scope the area and start picking off the enemies on the roof. There are six enemies in total. Three on each side of the area. The Triads will already be up there, and will be shooting at the enemies, but you shouldn't rely on them, just snipe them yourself. When all of T-Bone's security is dead, T-Bone himself will arrive along with Ryder and some Ballas as reinforcements. T-Bone and Ryder meet up at the end of the pier, but there is no sign of Mike. Mike arrives shortly after in his helicopter and discovers the bodies on the rooftop. Toreno drops smoke grenades over the pier and flies off. You'll now need to find T-Bone and Ryder and kill them both. After the cutscene, head back down the stairs and back out to the street. Head to Pier 69 opposite and start shooting the Ballas. The San Fierro Rifa will join in too, so kill them as well. Make your way to the back of the pier, and keep shooting at the Ballas. You can use the walkways above you for a slightly better advantage if you find yourself outnumbered. Make your way to the back of the pier where T-Bone is waiting. T-Bone is a coward, and will stay hidden behind the plants around the back of the pier, but his AK is deadly and will kill you very quickly. If you still have the sniper rifle from the previous missions, use that, otherwise you'll have to move in close and quickly gun him down. He has a lot of health though, so make sure to reload before approaching him. When he's dead, another cutscene starts. Cesar and CJ shoot T-Bone one last time and he falls off the pier and into the water. Ryder appears and attempts to escape by diving into the water and swimming over to the nearby boats. You'll need to chase him down and kill him. After the cutscene, quickly jump into the water after Ryder and start swimming towards him. You can't kill him while he's in the water, so you'll have to wait for him to stop at the small island nearby and grab one of the boats. When Ryder steals a boat, steal the one next to it and start chasing him. Perform drive-bys on his boat until it catches fire and explodes. You'll get a phone call from Cesar after and the mission ends. Reward: $15000 |=============================================================================| | H3. Toreno's Last Flight (SATOR) | |=============================================================================| Difficulty: 5/10 CJ arrives at his garage and gets a call from Woozie. Toreno is at a helipad downtown, and is loading boxes into a helicopter. He plans to escape San Fierro in the helicopter with the merchandise in the boxes. After the cutscene, you'll be outside your garage. Get in a car and head to the helipad in Downtown by following the yellow dot on the radar. When you arrive at the helipad, get out of the car and shoot the enemies around the helipad. Go down the alley on the right and shoot the enemy by the stairs. Head up the stairs to the helipad and shoot the enemies up here. When you reach the helipad the helicopter takes off. After the cutscene, quickly shoot the two enemies and grab the rocket launcher in the corner of the helipad. Head back down the stairs and through the alley and jump on the bike to the left. Floor it to the freeway where the helicopter is. The helicopter is represented by a green dot on the radar. When you reach the freeway, speed past the helicopter until you reach the end of the freeway. When you do reach the end of the freeway, get out of the car and prepare your rocket launcher. Wait for the helicopter to approach and when it does, it will hover for a while at the end of the freeway. This is your chance to shoot. Make sure you aim just in front of the helicopter or the rocket will miss. When you hit the helicopter it comes crashing down and the mission ends. The Loco Syndicate are no more! Reward: $18000, Respect + |=============================================================================| | H4. Yay-Ka-Boom-Boom (SAYKA) | |=============================================================================| Difficulty: 3/10 Back at the garage, Cesar tells CJ that he's a hero down in LS, and that he's done something good. Woozie arrives and tells CJ that you'll need to destroy the Loco Syndicate's crack factory to put them out of business for good. Once outside, CJ gets a call from a mechanic who is rigging a car with explosives for him to use to destroy the factory. After the phone call, get in a car and head to the bomb shop by following the yellow dot on the radar. When you get there, park in the red marker to start a cutscene. CJ enters the garage and picks up the car, and the mechanic tells CJ that the car has a delay timer so that he has time to get out of the factory before it explodes. After the cutscene, you'll be outside the garage. Follow the yellow dot on the radar to the crack factory, and stop outside. Get out of your car, and shoot the two guards standing by the gate. This will alert the other guards in the compound, who will open the gate to deal with you. Shoot them when they exit the compound, and then enter the compound yourself. Make your way through the compound, to the crack factory at the back and enter. Kill the enemies inside to make it easier later and then head back outside and get back in the car. Drive the car into the compound, and to the crack factory at the back. Use the ramp in the southeast corner of the building to drive the car through the window and into the factory. Drive through the factory by following the yellow dot. Assuming you killed all the enemies here earlier, the factory should be empty. Otherwise, you'll have to get out of the car and deal with the enemies now. When they are all dead, get back in the car and park it in the red marker between the chemical containers at the back of the compound. Press the Circle button to activate the timer and then quickly get out of the car and head to the exit. A 0:40 second timer will appear in the corner of the screen. This indicates how much time you have left before the car explodes. More enemies will enter the factory as you near the exit but they shouldn't give you too much trouble. You can shoot them if you want, but I'd concentrate more on getting out of the factory. When you exit the factory it explodes. Now that you're out of the crack factory, follow the yellow dot on the radar back to the main gates. As you head back to the main gates, you will be ambushed by more guards. One on a container on the left and another two on the right. Kill them and move forward. Another two guards will appear from behind a container on the left. Gun them down and head past the container. Kill a lone guard in front of you and move forward until you reach the main gates. When you reach the main gates a car will drive into the compound with another two enemies inside, and the main gates will close. Shoot the two enemies when they exit the car and then get in the now empty car. Drive back through the compound, and drive over the two guards in front of you. Turn right and drive over another two guards shooting at you, and watch out for a third guard inside the small warehouse on the left. If your car blows up, you can follow the blue dot round to the back of the compound to find another one. Now that you've got a car you'll need to escape the compound. Drive back to the small warehouse where a guard was hiding and use the ramp inside to launch yourself out of the compound. Start from the very back of the compound so that you can build your speed up. When you exit the compound, follow the yellow dot on the radar back to your garage in Doherty, and park in the red marker to end the mission. Reward: $25000, Respect + After this mission you'll get a call from a stranger who tells you to meet him at his ranch in Tierra Robada, and a "?" icon appears on the radar. This opens up the desert but I'll finish off with the missions in San Fierro first. |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| | I. Cesar Vialpando (4) (SACVO) | |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| You can take missions from Cesar again after completing the "Yay-Ka-Boom-Boom" mission and once you have passed Driving School with at least Bronze in all tests. After you've done that, you will get a call from Jethro who will tell you that a car showroom is for sale. Follow the 'C' icon on the radar to the car showroom opposite the waste grounds in Doherty, and purchase the showroom for $50000. You can find Cesar at your garage in Doherty by following the 'C' icon on the radar. |=============================================================================| | I1. Zeroing In (SAZER) | |=============================================================================| Difficulty: 2/10 Back at the garage CJ and Cesar are playing cards with Jethro and Dwaine. Kendl enters the garage and is not happy about what they are doing. Zero suddenly interrupts and tells everyone that he has created a tracking device that tracks phone calls and will allow CJ to keep track of a car driving around San Fierro that is needed for the wish list. Once outside Zero tells CJ that he will need to be quick to keep the signal going as it fades quickly. After the cutscene, you will be outside your garage. Follow the first red dot on the radar to Kings. The dot will slowly fade to white meaning that you are losing the signal. If the dot turns to white completely you will lose the signal and fail the mission. The next dot's in Doherty, so head there, and continue following the signal until you catch up to the woman's car. When you reach the woman's car, keep following her to keep the signal strong. When you get a chance, speed up to the car and use the P.I.T. Manoeuvre from driving school to knock her car off the road. She will get out of the car and run off. Get in the car and drive back to your garage in Doherty by following the yellow dot on the radar. Park in the red marker to end the mission. Reward: $5000, Respect + Completing this mission opens up the "Wheel Arch Angels" Modification shop in Ocean Flats. You can now mod your vehicle there at any time. |=============================================================================| | I2. Test Drive (SATES) | |=============================================================================| Difficulty: 3/10 CJ enters the garage and Cesar comes up to him and tells him that there are two cars on the wish list, and they are in the showroom across town. After the cutscene, get in a car and drive you and Cesar over to the "Otto's Autos" car showroom in Downtown. When you get there park in the red marker to start a cutscene. CJ and Cesar head up to the second floor of the car showroom and scare off the owner. Cesar gets in a car and tells CJ to keep up during the drive and he drives through the window and lands in the road. After the cutscene, follow Cesar by driving out of the showroom and stay close to him as he heads back to the garage. First, Cesar wants to race the tram up the hill. At the top of the hill, you will get a 2-star wanted level. Stick close to Cesar and try not to get hit by a cop car as it will probably knock you off-course. Continue following Cesar until he reaches a tunnel. Follow him through the tunnel, and he will activate the Nitro in his car. Press the L1 or Circle button to activate the Nitro on your car and stay close to Cesar until the cops rejoin the chase again. Continue following Cesar as he takes several shortcuts on his way back to the garage and follow him down the alleyway. A cop car will appear at the other end and block you in, so quickly reverse and follow Cesar again. He will lead you to a roadblock and use a ramp to jump over it. You don't need to do this, so you can just drive around it. After you pass the roadblock, you will lose the 2-star wanted level, and the garage is just down the road, so follow the yellow dot on the radar and park in the red marker to end the mission. Reward: $5000, Respect + |=============================================================================| | I3. Customs Fast Track (SACUS) | |=============================================================================| Difficulty: 4/10 Back at the garage, CJ and Cesar work on fixing a car. A little while later, a customer arrives. Cesar goes off to talk to him, while CJ and Kendl talk about the current situation in Grove Street. Cesar comes back a little while later and tells CJ that a car that is wanted for a customer's wish list has been spotted down at the docks. The container with the car in it has been marked with spray paint, but it might be too late as the containers have already been loaded on to a freight and are being shipped out tomorrow. CJ decides to go down there anyway and have a look. After the cutscene you will be outside your garage. Get in Cesar's car and follow the yellow dot on the radar to the docks in Easter Basin. Drive up to the crane and exit the car. Walk into the red marker and press the triangle button to get in the crane. CJ discovers that none of the containers are marked with spray paint so they will have to try them all. Start by picking up any one of the three containers and lower it down into the red marker. It doesn't matter which container you choose first, the car will always be in the last container you choose. Lower each container into the red marker and once they are all lowered, Cesar will drive the correct car out of the container and a car with armed guards will suddenly arrive. Quickly exit the crane and help Cesar by shooting at the guards. Cesar will be crouched behind a car. Crouch against the car to minimise the damage you take and kill the three guards shooting at you. When they are dead, another car will arrive. Kill the guards when they exit the car, and another two guards will come running up to. You can just shoot them before they have a chance to do any thing. When they are all dead, get in the car with Cesar and drive back to the garage in Doherty by following the yellow dot on the radar and park in the red marker to end the mission. Reward: $10000 (- damage), Respect + Completing this mission opens up the Import/Export list at the docks in Easter Basin. |=============================================================================| | I4. Puncture Wounds (SAPUN) | |=============================================================================| Difficulty: 2/10 Back at the garage, Cesar enters the garage ranting because he has been following a car on the wish list for hours, but the driver will not stop for anything. CJ suggests modding a car with stingers, and using that to puncture the car's tyres. After the cutscene, you will be outside your garage. Get in the car indicated by a blue arrow above it, and follow the red dot on the radar. The red dot is the car you need to get. When you reach the car, pull alongside it and press the Circle button to deploy a stinger. You only have three stingers so use them wisely. When you've punctured the tyres. Get out of the car and CJ will call Cesar. CJ repairs the car and then all you have to do is drive the car back to the garage in Doherty by following the yellow dot on the radar, and park in the red marker. Reward: $5000, Respect + Once you've completed this mission, Wang Autos becomes an asset that will generate up to $8000 a day. |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| | J. Zero (SAZRC) | |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| You can take missions from Zero after completing the "Wear Flowers In Your Hair" mission. You can find him at his RC Shop in Garcia by following the "Z" icon on the radar. Buy his shop for $30000 first, and then you should get a call from him. These missions are the most annoying missions in the game, and fortunately they're optional, but only if you just want to advance the story. If you are trying for 100%, these missions are required. |=============================================================================| | J1. Air Raid (SAARA) | |=============================================================================| Difficulty: 6/10 CJ enters Zero's shop, and finds Zero in an unhappy mood. Berkely, a man Zero once beat in a science fair, is back for revenge on Zero. Suddenly, Zero's rooftop transmitters start beeping and Zero is attacked with a barrage of RC Planes. After the cutscene, you will be on the rooftop of Zero's RC Shop. You can't move during this mission as you are stationed by a minigun. You need to protect Zero's transmitters for 3 minutes while he prepares a counter attack. During this mission, keep your eye on the radar so you can track incoming planes as early as possible. The planes are easy to destroy but hard to hit. If you spot them early on the radar then you can quickly aim the minigun at them before they get too close. The timer is not important during this mission and will distract you if you look at it. The last 40 seconds are the hardest as you will be attacked by planes from all angles. If you have about 25% health when the timer reaches 30 seconds you should be okay, but keep your eye on the radar. It will only take a few more bombs to completely destroy the transmitters. "As long as we have opposable thumbs, WE WILL FIGHT YOU!" -- Zero Reward: $3000 |=============================================================================| | J2. Supply Lines... (SASUP) | |=============================================================================| Difficulty: 8/10 CJ enters Zero's shop, and finds him hanging by his underwear in a cupboard in a back room. He tells CJ that Berkely came back and humiliated him so CJ decides to pay Berkely back. Zero tells CJ that he has a prototype of a mini- ature plane that he might find useful at destroying Berkely's mail order business. When the mission starts, you will be on Zero's rooftop. The controls for the RC Baron are very sensitive so slightly tap a button when you have to so that the plane doesn't flip and crash anywhere. Also avoid crashing into any trees, cars, poles or houses during this mission as it really slows you down. You only have 5:30 minutes of fuel so there is little margin for error. Fly the RC Baron off the roof, and immediately start shooting at the van below a little to the right. He will bail out of the van, allowing you to shoot him. Turn to the left immediately after killing the first courier, and head for the courier on the dirt bike. Get behind the bike and unload on it. You should be able to destroy it at the corner. When you've destroyed the second courier, turn right and head down the street to next courier. This courier won't bail out of the van, so you'll need to follow behind him at a steady pace and just keeping shooting the back of the van. Don't take too long though, as you need as much fuel as possible for the last two targets. The fourth courier is driving around Queens. Fly towards Queens (stick low to the roads as you'll burn too much fuel trying to fly over tall buildings). Get behind the courier and keep shooting it. Now for the final courier. If you have about a quarter tank of fuel left, you should be fine. Get behind the final courier and shoot at it until it's destroyed. When all five couriers are dead, immediately head back to Zero's shop by following the yellow dot on the radar. As you approach the roof, slightly descend and land in the red marker to complete the mission. Reward: $5000 |=============================================================================| | J3. New Model Army (SANMO) | |=============================================================================| Difficulty: 3/10 The final mission for Zero is the easiest. CJ enters Zero's shop and finds him preparing for a showdown with Berkely. Zero will drive a RC Bandit across No Man's Land, and CJ will pilot the RC Goblin. If Zero reaches Berkely's HQ on the other side of No Man's Land, Berkely will have to leave San Fierro for good. After the cutscene, you will be in No Man's Land. A timer of 8 minutes will appear in the corner of the screen. Zero has 8 minutes to reach Berkely's HQ with your help. First, get used to the controls first as they can be a bit tricky. When you've learned the controls, follow Zero's Bandit a short way and it will stop by a bridge. Use the magnet under the Goblin to clear the way on the bridge and let Zero progress. Continue following the Bandit until you reach the next blockade - another barrel. Again, use the magnet to lift the barrel out of the way. Follow Zero and he will stop by a gap in a bridge. You'll need to fly back to your base by following the green dot on the radar and pick up a plank. Fly back to the bridge where Zero is waiting and place it over the gap. Follow Zero again and Zero will tell you that Berkley has deployed some tanks up ahead. Fly back to the base by following the green dot on the radar and pick up a bomb. Take it back to where Zero is and drop it on the tank. Move a barrel a little further up along the path and Zero will continue forward until he reaches another barrel. Move this barrel and there is one final barrel blocking the path. Don't move the final barrel yet. Head back to the base and grab a bomb. Take it back to where Zero is and drop it on the tank waiting just past the barrel. Now, move the barrel. Follow Zero again, and then head back to the base and get another plank. Place it across the gap in the bridge, and let Zero pass. Continue following Zero again, removing any barrels that block the path until you reach the final tank. Head back to base and get another bomb and then drop on the final tank and let Zero drive into Berkely's HQ to complete the mission. Reward: $7000 After completing this mission, Zero's RC Shop becomes an asset that generates a maximum of $5000 a day. |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 13. Desert Walkthrough (SADES) | |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| The Desert opens up after you complete the mission "Yay-Ka-Boom-Boom", the final mission in San Fierro. |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| | A. Mike Toreno (SAMTO) | |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| You can take missions from Mike Toreno after you complete the mission "Yay-Ka- Boom-Boom" in San Fierro. He can be found at his ranch in Tierra Robada by following the "?" icon on the radar. The "?" will change to a "T" icon after you complete Toreno's first mission "Monster". |=============================================================================| | A1. Monster (SAMON) | |=============================================================================| Difficulty: 2/10 CJ arrives at the ranch in Tierra Robada, unaware that it was Mike Toreno that contacted him. A voice calls him from the ranch and tells him to take the monster truck parked behind the ranch for a spin. Once round the back, another mysterious person tells you the rules of the course. He also mentions that the monster truck has four-wheel drive instead of a hand brake. After the cutscene, get in the monster truck waiting for you. You need to drive through 35 checkpoints in under 6:30. This is pretty easy, and you should have no trouble beating it. Most of the course is bumpy, so drive carefully, as the monster truck is easy to flip. Also, don't use four-wheel drive. I found that it made the truck harder to control, but maybe that's just me. Park in the red marker outside Toreno's ranch at the end of the course to end the mission. The reward you get is based on your time. Reward: $5000 (1st) $4000 (2nd) $3000 (3rd) $2000 (4th) $1000 (5th) |=============================================================================| | A2. Highjack (SAHJA) | |=============================================================================| Difficulty: 2/10 The mysterious caller introduces himself as none other than Mike Toreno! The Loco Syndicate member you supposedly killed in a chopper on the freeway. It turns out he's actually a government agent battling threats in Latin America. Toreno tells you he needs a person like you to do things for him that he can't get caught doing. He wants you to hijack a truck that's heading to San Fierro, but it's a two-man job. Mike suggests using Cesar to help you. After the cutscene, get on the bike with Cesar and follow the yellow dot on the radar to the Garver Bridge. Press the left analog stick forward to gain speed before you reach the truck. When you reach the truck, pull alongside it on the left and line yourself up with the cab of the truck. The truck will attempt to ram into you, so try to avoid this, as it slows you down. Also watch out for any cars that the truck collides with. They will explode. I'm not sure if this will damage you, but be wary. Once you've pulled alongside the truck, hold this position for about five seconds until Cesar jumps on board. Cesar will kick the driver out of the truck and stop. Get off the bike and get in the truck. From there, follow the yellow dot on the radar back to your garage in Doherty, and park in the red marker to end the mission. Reward: $7000 |=============================================================================| | A3. Interdiction (SAITD) | |=============================================================================| Difficulty: 5/10 This is the first difficult mission for Toreno. Back at the ranch, Toreno tells you about how much he knows, and then tells you about a helicopter dropping some precious cargo nearby that needs to be collected. After the cutscene, get in the BF Injection waiting outside for you, and follow the yellow dot on the radar to El Castillo del Diablo. Park in the red marker to start a cutscene. Toreno contacts you from a transmitter and tells you to choose a vehicle. After the cutscene, grab the rockets in front of you and then choose a vehicle. I suggest using the Sanchez as it has decent speed and is a good offroad vehicle. Once you've chosen your vehicle, follow the next dot to the mountain and park in the red marker to start another cutscene. CJ lets off a flare, but as the contraband helicopter arrives, so do two more and they try to intercept. You need to destroy the intercepting helicopters. After the cutscene, quickly take out your rocket launcher and start to shoot down the helicopters. In the corner of the screen is a blue bar indicating the contraband helicopter's health. If this empties, the helicopter and cargo will be destroyed and you fail the mission, so you'll need to destroy the two helis quickly. They move fast so you won't be able to get a direct hit. Aim the rocket launcher slightly in front of them, so that they fly into the rocket. When you destroy the first helicopter, you get a wanted level of 2 stars. Ignore this as the police won't actually arrive. When you've destroyed the second helicopter, another two appear. Use the same techniques to destroy these two helicopters. There is a health icon nearby if you need it. When you've destroyed the next two helicopters, one final helis appear. Quickly shoot it down as the contraband helicopter probably doesn't have much health left at this point. When all the helicopters are destoyed, the contraband helicopter will fly off and drop the cargo somewhere. Follow the blue dot on the radar to the Sanchez waiting for you, and get on. Follow the green dot on the radar to the cargo. You'll probably still have your 2-star wanted level at this point, but the police won't give you too much trouble. When you arrive at the drop point, pick up the cargo to start a cutscene. After the cutscene, look behind the wooden cabin where you found the cabin to find a Seasparrow. Swim over to it and climb in. This will ensure the police don't bother you for the remainder of this mission. Follow the yellow dot on the radar to the snake farm in Las Brujas, and land the helicopter. Run into the red marker inside the garage to end the mission. Reward: $1000 |=============================================================================| | A4. Verdant Meadows (SAVDM) | |=============================================================================| Difficulty: 1/10 Back at the ranch, Toreno tells you that he needs you to buy some property for him, as you'll need to start doing more serious work for him soon. After the cutscene, get in a vehicle and follow the plane icon on your radar to the abandoned airfield. When you get there, head towards the green house icon and purchase the airfield. It costs a whopping $80000! After you've purchased the airfield, enter the small building nearby, and walk into the red marker. Toreno will call you and tell you that you'll need to learn how to fly. Note that Jethro will come at some point during this mission if you have at least a bronze medal in all tests at driving school. This opens up the racing tournaments around San Andreas. Reward: None |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| | B. Abandoned Airfield (SAABA) | |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| The Abandoned Airfield missions are available after you purchase it for $80000 during the mission "Verdant Meadows". Follow the plane icon on the radar to reach it. |=============================================================================| | B1. Learning to Fly (SALEA) | |=============================================================================| Difficulty: 8/10 During the mission "Verdant Meadows", you will get a call from Mike Toreno, who will tell you that you'll need to learn how to fly if you want to continue working towards your brother's freedom. You must achieve at least a bronze medal in all of the ten tests to move on with the story. Follow the 'S' icon on the radar to find it. See the 'Schools' section for more information on Flight School. Reward: Respect + After this mission, you'll get a phone call from Woozie, who tells you to drop by the Four Dragons Casino in Las Venturas. This opens up Las Venturas and you can now take missions from Woozie by I'll finish off with the missions in the desert first. |=============================================================================| | B2. N.O.E. (SANOE) | |=============================================================================| Difficulty: 6/10 At the airfield, Toreno tells you that he has some men out in the field that are in trouble and will be dead by nightfall unless they get some vital equip- ment. Toreno wants you to fly over to them and drop the equipment for them. He explains that he can't do it himself as there are too many people watching him and tells you to stay low under the radar. After the cutscene, get in the plane waiting for you in the hangar. A 10:00 minute timer and a 'visibility' bar will both appear in the corner of the screen. The visibility bar is more important here. If it fills up the US Air Force will chase you and try to shoot you down. The easiest way to complete this mission, is to fly north to the ocean from the abandoned airfield and stay low to the water. From there, fly west and then south to Angel Pine. A warning message will come up if you start flying too high. When you reach Angel Pine, fly through the red corona, and then turn the plane around and head back along the ocean. If you keep low to the water from here you should have no problem completing the rest of the mission. Once you arrive back at the airfield, you'll need to land. Get as far back to the runway as you can, and then turn around and lower the landing gear. Balance the plane out and land safely on the runway. Park in the red marker to end the mission. Reward: $15000 (Thanks to those who corrected this for me). |=============================================================================| | B3. Stowaway (SASTO) | |=============================================================================| Difficulty: 3/10 Back at the airfield, three government trucks appear on the runway with a cargo plane. Assuming Toreno is up to no good, CJ hides behind some nearby crates and watches from a safe distance until Toreno joins him. Toreno tells you that a rival agency think they can help the overseas situation by stealing a consign- ment of land mines and offloading them in the Middle East. Toreno wants you to eliminate the government agents by planting a bomb on their plane. After the cutscene, floor it and head towards the plane. Press the left analog stick forward to gain speed. The government agents will start shooting at you, but just ignore them as your main priority is to get on the plane. When you get near the ramp of the plane, barrels will start to roll down the ramp. If one of them hits your bike, they will slow you down and you probably won't have time to catch up to the plane. Drive up the ramp of the plane before it takes off to start a cutscene. A barrel knocks the bike out of the plane, leaving CJ stranded in the air. After the cutscene, you'll be on the plane, and you'll have to find a para- chute. One of the guards will have one. Start moving down the middle of the plane and be sure to move out of the way if a barrel is about to hit you. The first agent is on the right. You can't use any weapons on board the plane due to the amount of explosives, so you'll have to punch any enemies. Start punching the agent until he's dead, and move back to the middle of the plane. Move forward again and a second agent is on the right. Kill him quickly as another two agents will surround you. One of them has a parachute. When they are all dead, pick up the parachute, and take out a satchel charge. Place a satchel charge on the plane, and then run towards the ramp at the opposite end of the ramp. Run down the ramp and detonate the satchel charge as you jump out of the plane to end the mission. Reward: $20000 |=============================================================================| | B4. Black Project (SABLP) | |=============================================================================| Difficulty: 6/10 (Must be started between 20:00 and 06:00) Back at the airfield, there is no sign of Toreno, but The Truth is there. He tries to get you to understand what you're doing for Toreno, and then tells you about a train that's about to leave from a place not even on the map. The Truth drives you to Area 69, drops you off and drives off. After the cutscene, you will be outside Area 69. You'll need to find the "Black Project" inside the Area 69 research labs. The first part of this mission must be completed before 0530 hours so that gives you roughly 8 minutes. This mission can be completed in two different ways, so I have typed out both ways. Method 01: Stealth ================== The first method is tricky. Start by zooming in with the sniper rifle from out side the compound and start sniping as many guards as possible. You can use the thermal goggles if you want. You should be able to kill about 5-7 guards here. When you've killed as many guards as you can see, move forward to the entrance and stand by the left side of the opening. Zoom in on the guard tower to the right, and shoot the guard standing up there, and then shoot out the search light. Once you've shot out the searchlight, make your way to the left side of the compound, and remember to shoot any nearby guards. Make your way up to the top of the guard tower and from here, you will be able to see over most of the compound. Snipe all the guards in the control towers and then the guards patrolling the area below. When you've sniped as many of the guards as you can, take out your silenced pistol and head back down to the bottom. There may be a guard waiting for you at the bottom, so kill him quickly. Now make your way to the southeast corner of the compound. Snipe any remaining guards from a safe distance and stay close to the fence. From the guard tower in the southeast corner, you should be able to see a small building straight ahead with a red marker inside. Dash towards the red marker, staying close to the fence to avoid the searchlights, and enter the red marker to open the blast doors. They don't stay open for long, so quickly exit the small building and dash to the yellow dot on the radar. Drop down to the ramp and enter the blast doors. You will need to stay crouched for the rest of this mission if you want to be stealthy. Go up the steps on the right and through the doorway. Take out your silenced pistol, and make your way down the narrow hallway. As you exit the hallway, take out your silenced pistol. The first guard is on the left with his back to you, so shoot him. To the right of the entrance to this room, are some steps leading up to a room which contains some body armour and a minigun! The minigun will make mincemeat out of anybody that gets in your way, but you won't need the minigun if you are going for the stealthy approach. Move to the left to where the guard was just now standing and look below you to the right. Shoot the guard standing between the orange machinery below, and the guard at the back of the room, and then move along the walkway to the right. Shoot the final two guards left in this room. One of them is between the orange machinery, and the other is patrolling on the right. Shoot him when he turns away from you. Make your way around the walkway, and down the steps. Move to the other side of the room, and stop by the doorway. In the next room, there is another guard who is patrolling on the opposite end of the walkway. Use your silenced pistol to kill him before he gets too close and spots you. There is also a scientist on the right. You can shoot him if you want, but its not necessary. Move onto the walkway, and shoot the guard standing below on the left. He has his back to you. Move along the walkway until you reach some stairs. In the hallway to the left of the stairs is another guard, so shoot him when he appears. Shoot the next guard who's in the hallway on the other side of the room on the right. There is one final guard left who is patrolling underneath the walkway below. Make your way back to the stairs, and position the camera so that you can see underneath the walkway. When the guard turns away, move down the stairs and shoot him. To the left at the bottom of the stairs is an open grating. Drop down into the sewage below and make your way through. There is health and body armour down here if you need it. Climb out at the other end, and go up the steps furthest away on the right. Move through the hallway straight ahead, and wait in the shadows. There is a guard very close by, so shoot him quickly. Shoot the second guard further up the hallway before he sees you. Move down the hallway, and turn left. Shoot the guard with his back to you. There is another guard in the next hallway on the right, so shoot him when he appears. Turn left into the next hallway, and wait here for a moment. A guard will appear from the hallway on the right, so shoot him before he has a chance to do anything. Turn right at the end of the hallway and follow the ramp to a lab. Enter the room on the left where a scientist is working with his back to you. He will surrender and give up his keycard. Pick up the keycard and then the body armour in the middle of the room if you need it. Use the keycard to open the blast doors and move through the hallway. In the next room is a stairwell leading down to the Black Project, but it's heavily guarded. Take out an M4 if you picked one up earlier. If you didn't, use your silenced pistol until you can get hold of one. Move onto the stairwell and start shooting the guards. Make your way down the stairs, and shoot the guards as early as possible. At the bottom of the stairwell, you will find the Black Project - a Jetpack! Walk into the Jetpack to pick it up, and the launch bay above you will open up. This is your chance to escape. Hold down the X button to fly upwards until you exit the launch bay. There will be more guards shooting at you, but you should just ignore them. Once you've exited the launch bay, get out of the Restricted Area as quickly as you can. Missiles will be launched at you, which rapidly decrease your health if they hit you. Use the L2 and R2 buttons to dodge them. Once you've escaped the Restricted Area, follow the yellow dot on the radar to the canyons and land in the red marker where The Truth is waiting in his Mothership. The Truth will take the Jetpack and drive off. Method 02: Non-Stealth ====================== The second method is the easiest and involves you just running into the Area 69 compound and shooting everyone you see. Grab the body armour near the entrance and make your way to the top of the guard tower on the right. Shoot the guard at the top, and take out your sniper rifle. You should be able to see over the whole of Area 69 from here, so take out your sniper rifle and zoom in on the military guards. You should be able to kill about 15-20 guards from here. If you decide to complete the mission this way, the blast doors will close and you'll have to find an alternate way into the research labs. Follow the yellow dot on the radar to the grating and shoot it to destroy it. Drop down into the grating and follow the vent shaft. Grab the health pickup if you need it, and shoot open the next grating you come to and enter the research labs. Go up the steps and enter the doorway on the right. Stand by the doorway and start shooting the guards in this room. One is immediately on the left as you enter the room, so kill him first. The remaining guards are below you. Two are between the orange machinery, one is the back of the room, and the final guard is on the right side of the room. To the right of the entrance to this room, are some steps leading up to a room which contains some body armour and a minigun! Use this to make mincemeat out of anybody that gets in your way. When all the guards in this room are dead, go down the steps and make your way to the other side of the room, and head down the red corridor on the left. At the end is a guard waiting for you, so kill him quickly. Enter this room, and kill anyone you lock on to. There are a few guards on the walkway above, and another few to the left as you enter the room. When they are all dead, head up the steps that lead to the walkway, and make your way along the walkway. There will be another guard on the right. Enter the next room, and grab the body armour on the left if you need it. Head through the doorway on the right, and make your way around the hallway. The room on the left is the SAM site where two scientists are working with their backs to you. Kill them if you want, and then step into the red marker to disable the SAM sites. Head back around the hallway, and along the walkway. As you enter you room you just came from, head down the stairs immediately on the left, and make your way to the back of the room. Walk down the hallway, and up the steps on the left. You'll need to make your way through the maze of hallways, and kill any guards you come across. At the end of the maze of hallways is a ramp leading to a lab. Head up the ramp and enter the room on the left. A scientist will surrender and drop his keycard. Pick up the keycard, and the body armour in the middle of the room if you need it, and use the keycard to open the blast doors. In the next room is a stairwell leading down to the Black Project, but it's heavily guarded. Take out your M4 and move onto the stairwell. Start shooting the guards and make your way down the stairs. Shoot the guards as early as possible. At the bottom of the stairwell, you will find the Black Project - a Jetpack! Walk into the Jetpack to pick it up, and the launch bay above you will open up. This is your chance to escape. Hold down the X button to fly upwards until you exit the launch bay. There will be more guards shooting at you, but you should just ignore them. Once you've exited the launch bay, the rest of the mission will be no problem if you disabled the SAM sites earlier. Once you've escaped the Restricted Area, follow the yellow dot on the radar to the canyons and land in the red marker where The Truth is waiting in his Mothership. The Truth will take the Jetpack and drive off. Reward: Respect + After this mission, you'll get a phone call from The Truth telling you to meet him back at the abandoned airfield. |=============================================================================| | B5. Green Goo (SAGRE) | |=============================================================================| Difficulty: 3/10 This mission involves using the Jetpack you stole in the previous mission. The Truth tells you about a train that's heading through Las Venturas. It has an item on board that will reveal the answer to everything. However, The Truth doesn't know what the item is yet, so he tells you to steal whatever the guards least want you to get. After the cutscene, you'll be on the runway with the Jetpack. Follow the green dot on the radar to the train. The guards will start shooting you when they spot you. Hover above the train and shoot the guards from above. Fly after it again if you fall behind. When all the nearby guards on the train are dead, land on a part of the train, and shoot open one of the steel crates. The item you want is always in the third crate, so shoot open all three crates, and pick up the green goo. Now, that you've got what The Truth wants, you need to get it back to him. You'll have a 2-star wanted level at this point, but ignore it as the police won't give you much bother because you're in the Jetpack and they can't get to you. Follow the yellow dot on the radar back to the abandoned airfield, and land in the red marker at the end of the runway to complete the mission. The Truth grabs the green goo, and disappears in his Mothership. He tells CJ that he'll be in touch. Reward: $20000 After this mission, the abandoned airfield becomes an asset that will generate up to maximum of $10000 a day. The Jetpack will also now spawn here constantly. |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 14. Las Venturas Walkthrough (SALAS) | |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| Las Venturas opens up after you complete the "Learning to Fly" mission. You'll get a call from Woozie who tells you to meet him at his casino on The Strip. |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| | A. Four Dragons Casino (SAFDC) | |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| You can take missions from the Four Dragons Casino after completing the mission "Learning to Fly" at the Abandoned Airfield. You will get a phone call from Woozie who will invite you to join him at the Four Dragons Casino. When you arrive at the casino, enter and travel round the left side where you'll find the red marker. |=============================================================================| | A1. Fender Ketchup (SAFEN) | |=============================================================================| Difficulty: 2/10 CJ arrives at the Four Dragons Casino and finds out what Woozie's been up to. Woozie has been having a few problems with running the casino, and tells CJ about the three mob families around LV that might be behind it. A few moments later, a Triad enters Woozie's office. Some of Woozie's boys have caught a few thugs smashing a delivery, so CJ tells him to tie the guy to the front of a car. After the cutscene you'll be outside the casino, with the thug tied up in front of you. You'll notice a Scare-O-Meter bar in the top right corner of the screen. You'll have to fill this bar up, until the thug is really scared and spills the beans. This can be done two ways, but remember two important tips while playing this mission. Try not to collide with any oncoming cars or other objects at high speeds. Doing so will almost certainly kill him and fail the mission, and keep away from the motorway. If you drive on the motorway you will receive a three-star wanted level, and it will make the mission a lot harder. The first way is to drive fast up and down The Strip, weaving in and out of traffic and then finish off with a handbrake turn. This will fill the bar up quite quickly, and will make the mission even quicker if you can find a stunt jump to really shake him up. This is the easy and safe way of passing the mission. If you want a more fun strategy, you can carefully drive to the TransFenders mod shop nearby in Come- A-Lot, and equip your car with a Nitro Boost. This is a lot more fun but makes the mission a lot easier to fail, as the car is tricky to steer at such a high speed. Either way, once he tells you that the Sindacco family is behind all the problems, you'll need to drive him back to the Casino. Follow the yellow dot on the radar to get there, and park in the red marker to end the mission. Reward: $5000, Respect + |=============================================================================| | A2. Explosive Situation (SAEXP) | |=============================================================================| Difficulty: 4/10 Now that Woozie knows the Sindacco family was behind the attempts to sabotage the opening of the casino, he decides to get back at them by jacking Caligula's Palace in a heist, but it will take some planning. The first thing they'll need is explosives, and Woozie points out that the Hunter Quarry on the out- skirts of town are sure to have some. After the cutscene, you'll be outside the casino. Find a car and follow the yellow dot on the radar to the Hunter Quarry, and park in the red marker to start a cutscene. After the cutscene, you'll have 2:30 to collect the dynamite before it's detonated. Carefully make your way down to the bottom of the Quarry, and get into the Dumper truck parked nearby. You'll need to run over all four boxes of dynamite before time runs out. One of the boxes is being transported around in a forklift, so you'll have to nudge the forklift with the Dumper to destroy the box. There will be several construction workers wandering around in the Quarry. If you have a weapon, you can just shoot them. Otherwise, ignore them. When you've collected all four boxes of dynamite another cutscene starts. Several reinforcements arrive and block the entrance, leaving you to find an alternate way out. After the cutscene, follow the nearby blue dot to the parked Sanchez and climb on. You will no longer have a timer to worry about but you will have to worry about the guards at the top near the entrance. You'll have to follow the checkpoints scattered around the Quarry to jump across the pieces of machinery as you make your way to the top. You won't need a walkthrough here as it's pretty simple. Just be careful of the guards that are hanging around on each level of the Quarry. You'll have to shoot them so that they don't give you any bother. When you reach the top, be careful of the guards as they are armed with shotguns and can sometimes shoot you off of your bike. Once you're out of the Quarry, follow the nearby yellow dot to the side of the road where one of Woozie's men are waiting and park in the red marker to end the mission. Reward: $7000, Respect + After this mission, the Quarry side missions will be available. Follow the yellow truck icon to reach the Quarry. You'll also be able to start the Robbery missions for the heist on Caligula's by following the '$' icon to the Four Dragons Casino. Enter the casino, and travel around the right where you'll find the red marker. Note: The robbery missions are optional. +------------------------------------------------+ | Alternate Strategy Submitted by: apocalypseth6 | +------------------------------------------------+ For "Explosive Situation", instead of working against the timer to collect all 4 sticks of dynamite, just find a guy in a blue suit under a shed and kill him (he probably has a pistol). He is the guy who pushes the plunger (or whatever it's called) when the timer runs out. If you kill him, the timer will stop and you can continue at your own pace. |=============================================================================| | A3. You've Had Your Chips (SAYOU) | |=============================================================================| Difficulty: 5/10 Back at the casino, while Woozie and CJ are playing a game of Blackjack, one of Woozie's men comes in with two chips. Woozie guesses that one of them is a fake, and then tells CJ that the Sindacco family are almost certainly behind this fogery. He wants you to destroy their plastics factory on the outskirts of town. After the cutscene, you'll be outside the casino. Find a car and follow the yellow dot on the radar to the plastics factory. When you get there, a message will come up telling you to try to get in unnoticed. To get in unnoticed, you'll need a sniper rifle. You will notice a car parked outside the factory. Use a car to climb over the wall and then keep your distance as you aim your sniper rifle at the gas tank of the car. When you've destroyed the car, enter the factory to start a brief cutscene. There are several guards waiting for you inside the factory. Three are situated on the walkway at the back and another one in the right corner below the walk way. He is behind the forklift. Sometimes another guard will exit the factory from the left. Enter the factory and you'll see another enemy perched on top of the shelf in the far left corner. There is another guard by a machine at the back of the room, and one final guard is waiting behind a stone pillar near where you found the enemy on top of the shelf. If you have an M4 you will have no problem taking care of the guards. When all the enemies in the factory are dead, you'll need to destroy the ten injection moulding machines lined up against the wall at the back of the factory. You can destroy them in any way you want, but the best way is use a rocket launcher or the satchel charges. Watch out for reinforcements that will show up as you destroy the machines. They can be a nuisance. When they're dead, continue to destroy the machines, and when you've destroyed them all, make your way back outside, but be careful of the guard armed with a Combat Shotgun on top of the containers. Kill him and then get back in a car. Follow the yellow dot back to the casino and park in the red marker to end the mission. Reward: $10000, Respect + |=============================================================================| | A4. Don Peyote (SADON) | |=============================================================================| Difficulty: 2/10 This next mission starts outside the Four Dragons Casino instead of inside. Walk into the red marker to start the mission. CJ gets a call from The Truth who's in a spot of bother. He took a group of British band members for a tour into the desert, but he's woken up in Los Santos, and the band are missing. The Truth remembers last seeing the band in Arco del Oeste in the desert, so CJ decides to go and look out for them. After the cutscene, you'll be outside the casino. Find a four-door car and head to the yellow dot on the radar to Arco del Oeste. It's a long drive, so it will take a while to get there. When you get there, park in the red marker to start a cutscene. CJ finds Kent Paul and Maccer just recovering from the night before. Pual tells CJ that he has a pal named Rosie who owns a casino down in LV, and he wants to go there. After the cutscene, get back in your car and wait for Paul and Maccer to get in. If you didn't bring a four-door car with you, then you'll have to head back to the roadside and look for one there. Once Paul and Maccer are in the car, start following the yellow dot on the radar to the snake farm. It's a short drive to the snake farm, but watch out for when Paul tells you to stop the car. He will get out and throw up. Once he's back in the car, continue following the yellow dot on the radar until you reach the snake farm. Park in the red marker to start another cutscene. Some locals at the snake farm start hassling Paul and Maccer. After the cutscene, quickly take out a weapon and start shooting the four locals outside the snake farm. Make sure you kill the guy in the black coat first. He will make a run for a truck and will try to run over Paul and Maccer. If they die, you'll fail the mission. When all the locals are dead, get back in the car, and follow the yellow dot on the radar to Caligula's Casino in Las Venturas. If you didn't kill all of the locals back at the snake farm, they will give chase for the rest of this mission. When you reach Caligula's Casino, park in the red marker to end the mission. Reward: Respect + After this mission, you'll get a phone call from Kent Paul. You can now take missions from the Mafia by following the Caligula's Casino logo on The Strip. |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| | B. Mafia Missions (SAMAF) | |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| You can take missions from the Mafia after completing the mission "Don Peyote" at the Four Dragons Casino. You'll get a call from Kent Paul. Follow the Caligula's Casino logo on the radar to get there. |=============================================================================| | B1. Intensive Care (SAINC) | |=============================================================================| Difficulty: 3/10 At Caligula's Casino, Rosenberg has a problem. The Mafia are after Johnny Sindacco, the guy you nearly scared to death in "Fender Ketchup". He's in a shock-induced coma at the hospital across town, and won't be able to do any thing if the Mafia tries to kill him. CJ decides to get over to the hospital, and move the body. After the cutscene, you'll be outside the casino. Find a car and follow the yellow dot on the radar to the hospital near Las Venturas airport. Park in the red marker when you get there to start a cutscene. CJ enters the hospital and asks to pick up Mr. Sindacco, but the receptionist tells him that someone has already picked him up. After the cutscene, you'll be back outside the hospital. You will notice three red dots on the radar. These are the three ambulances travelling around Las Venturas, and one of them contains Johnny. You need to find Johnny before the Mafia rub him out. Start by following one of the red dots on the radar. When you reach one of the ambulances, ram it hard to see how it reacts. If it comes to a complete stop and the drivers get out, you hit the wrong ambulance. If the ambulance starts to speed off, you have the right ambulance. Once you ram the first ambulance the Mafia will be alerted and will know that you are looking for Johnny. You'll then have to find the right ambulance before the Mafia escapes. I think that the ambulance that contains Johnny is completely random, so this part is based on luck. Once you've found the right ambulance, continue ramming it or perform drive-bys on it. It's better if you do a drive-by on it, because if you damage your car too much the ambulance might get caught in the explosion if and when you car explodes. If you can perform the PIT Manoeuvre on it and spin the ambulance out then you might be able to fire a few shots at it from your car before it drives off again. The Mafia will also be shooting at you from the ambulance, so your best bet is probably to stay behind the ambulance until you can get along side it. Once you've smashed the ambulance up enough, the two drivers will get out of the ambulance and start shooting at you. Get out of your car and quickly gun them down, and then climb into the ambulance and speed off before any backup arrives. They will arrive eventually, so drive quickly but carefully. They will ram the ambulance continually and it can easily tip over, so you'll need to be careful for this part. You need to get Johnny to the Sindacco Abattoir in Whitewood Estates. When you get there, park in the red marker to end the mission. Reward: $5000, Respect + You can now take missions from C.R.A.S.H. again by following the "C" icon on your radar, but I'll finish off with the Mafia Missions first. |=============================================================================| | B2. The Meat Business (SATME) | |=============================================================================| Difficulty: 5/10 Back at the casino, Ken is still in trouble but is now in "the right frame of mind". CJ decides that Ken should show the Mafia families who's the boss and decides to pay the Sindacco family a visit to calm things down a bit. After the cutscene, you'll be outside the casino. Find a car and follow the yellow dot on the radar to the Sindacco Abattoir in Whitewood Estates. When you get there, get out of the car and enter the Sindacco Abattoir to start a cutscene. CJ decides to hang back, while Ken goes through on his own, but Ken begs him to go along with him. They meet Johnny but Johnny recognises CJ immediately and dies of a heart attack. You'll need to kill all the witnesses that know it was you who scared Johnny in the mission "Fender Ketchup". One of the Mafia goons throws a Moltov into the room you start in, blocking your only exit. After the cutscene, you'll be in a room right at the back of the Abattoir. Immediately take out a weapon and shoot the five goons that advance on you. If you don't have a weapon now, then you're screwed. A 'Rosie' bar will appear in the top right corner of the screen indicating Ken Rosenberg's health. If it empties, you fail the mission. The goons usually run over to Ken first and try to kill him first. He has no weapon, and can't fight back so you'll need to protect him as much as possible. Pick up any dropped weapons; the best one to use is the SMG as nearly all of the goons have one, so you won't need to worry about ammo, and run over to the doorway full of flames. There are several more groups of enemies to face in the next few rooms. First, kill the two goons waiting for you behind the fire, and then the two goons on the left and right side of the room. Kill the goon hiding in the machine in the middle of the room before you enter the next room. There is another goon in the far left corner of the room, so kill him. Another three goons will also run into the room from the doorway at the back, and charge at you. Kill them before they get to you or Rosenberg. Rosenberg will put out the flames for you, but don't get in the way. It causes you to choke for a few seconds and you won't be able to shoot until you get your breath back. This gives the Mafia a good opportunity to shoot you. When all the goons in the first room are dead, enter the room and pick up all the dropped ammo, you'll need it. Crouch behind the square gap in the wall ahead, and start shooting the three or four goons in the hallway that separates the next room from the room you're in. Before you go through the hallway that separates the first two rooms, there is a freezer in the bottom right corner of this room that contains some body armour at the back. If you want it, you'll have to quickly sprint over to it and pick it up, and then get the hell out of there fast. Rosenberg will decide to hide in this freezer for the remainder of the mission. If you enter the freezer while he's in there, a Mafia goon will close the door of the freezer, trapping you inside, and you'll fail the mission. Enter the hallway and crouch behind the square gap in the wall again. Three goons will run into the room from the right, and another goon is waiting for you on the left side of the room. Kill them all before you enter the room. Another goon will be hiding in the machinery in the middle of the room again. Kill him and carefully make your way into the room. Two more goons are hiding behind the boxes in the far left and right corner of the room, as well as another goon that is hiding behind a box in the bottom left corner of the room. When they're dead, pick up all the dropped ammo, and enter the room on the right. Kill the goon crouched by the doorway and the second goon hiding on top of the boxes on the right as you enter the storage room. Follow the row of boxes and kill the goon that's crouched on top of the boxes just before the corner. Turn the corner and follow the row of boxes round where you'll see a goon run off. Turn the corner and gun him down, as well as the goon on top of the boxes at the end. Now that all the witnesses are dead, continue following the row of boxes until you reach the exit. Exit the Abattoir and quickly get back in your car. Wait for Rosenberg to get in, and then follow the yellow dot on the radar back to Caligula's Casino. Park in the red marker to end the mission. Reward: $8000, Respect + After this mission, you can take missions from Madd Dogg. You can find him at the Royal Casino by following the "D" icon on the radar. You'll also get yet another annoying call from Catalina. |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| | C. Four Dragons Casino (2) (SAFDR) | |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| |=============================================================================| | C1. Fish In A Barrel (SAFIS) | |=============================================================================| Difficulty: 1/10 This isn't a mission, but you still need to do it. Head over to the Four Dragons Casino and enter. Go around the left side of the casino and enter the red marker to start a cutscene. Woozie greets CJ and Ran Fa Li at the casino. They both sign a form making them permanent partners at the casino. As I said earlier, this isn't an actual mission, but you need to do it to access the next mission at Caligula's Casino "Freefall". Reward: None After this mission, you'll get a phone call from a frantic Ken Rosenberg who tells you that Salvatore Leone has arrived at the casino. You can now take missions from the Mafia again, so follow the Caligula's Casino logo over to the casino and enter the red marker to start the mission. |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| | D. Mafia Missions (2) (SAMMI) | |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| You can take missions from the Mafia again after completing the mission "Fish In A Barrel" at the Four Dragons Casino. It isn't an actual mission, but you'll need to do it in order to unlock the next mission. You'll get a call from Ken Rosenberg after completing the "Fish In A Barrel" mission. |=============================================================================| | D1. Freefall (SAFRE) | |=============================================================================| Difficulty: 4/10 CJ enters Rosenberg's office at the top of Caligula's and finds Salvatore Leone there. Salvatore tells CJ that the Forelli family aren't too pleased that he's about to take over Caligula's and are sending a crew of hitmen to kill him. He wants CJ to kill the hitmen before they reach the airport. After the cutscene, you'll be outside the casino. Find a car and follow the yellow dot on the radar to the airport. The gates will open for you when you arrive, so you can just drive right in. Once you enter the airport, follow the blue dot on the radar to the Dodo waiting for you in a hangar in the southwest corner of the airport. There's some body armour in the corner of the hangar behind the Dodo if you want it. Get in the plane, and get on the runway. Take off and follow the yellow dot on the radar. You'll have to fly north for a few minutes until you reach the plane you need to board. Once you see the plane fly past, turn around and start flying behind it. You have to fly through the corona behind it to start a cutscene. After the cut- scene, you'll be on board the plane. Use the L2 and R2 buttons to take cover behind the wall and pop out to shoot the four hitmen on the plane. There are two on the left and right side of the plane, and they will sometimes duck behind the seats, kill them when stand back up and when all four of them are dead, a cutscene starts and the pilot will appear behind you. There's no cover for the next part, so just quickly shoot the pilot a few times to kill him. Now that you've taken care of Forelli's hitmen you need to get back to Las Venturas. After the cutscene, start flying towards the yellow dot on the radar until you reach Las Venturas Airport again. Land the plane anywhere on the runway to complete the mission. Reward: $15000, Respect + |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| | E. Madd Dogg (SAMDO) | |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| You can take missions from Madd Dogg after completing "The Meat Business" for the Mafia. Follow the "D" icon to the Royal Casino to find him. |=============================================================================| | E1. Madd Dogg (SAMDG) | |=============================================================================| Difficulty: 2/10 CJ arrives at the casino and finds a drunk Madd Dogg on the roof of the casino, ranting about how his life as gone downhill. CJ tries to encourage him not to jump and then decides to try to save Madd Dogg himself. After the cutscene you'll be outside the casino. The blue dot on the radar shows a pickup truck you can use. It's nearby so run over to it, and you'll see someone talking on the phone. Kill him before you take the truck as he will try to drag you back out of the truck. Once you're in the truck, drive back over to where Madd Dogg is and park in the red marker. Madd Dogg will get ready to jump. The screen will switch to a top-down view. What you have to do is stay line with Madd Dogg as he stumbles along the ledge of the roof. When he jumps he'll hopefully land in the pile of boxes on the back of the truck. After you've caught him, a partially filled health bar will appear on the screen. This represents Madd Dogg's health and if it empties completely he'll die and you fail the mission. You need to drive him to hospital carefully and be careful not to bump into anything. When you reach the hospital, park in the red marker to end the mission. ******************************************************************************* GLITCH WARNING! ******************************************************************************* There's a nasty glitch in Madd Dogg's mission that could force you to restart your game. During the mission, Madd Dogg stumbles around on the roof of the casino, but when you try to get the truck to catch him in, he'll apparently jump off the roof without warning and die before you can reach him. If you've used a lot of cheats up to this point, be wary of it as this is what causes it. There are no known solutions for this glitch, so as mentioned above you'll probably have to start a new game. Reward: Respect + |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| | F. C.R.A.S.H. (3) (SACRS) | |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| You can take missions from C.R.A.S.H. again after completing the mission "Intensive Care" for the Mafia. Follow the "C" icon on the radar to a house in Prickle Pine. |=============================================================================| | F1. Misappropriation (SAMIS) | |=============================================================================| Difficulty: 4/10 Tenpenny and Pulaski are getting a little worried about their situation. A DEA officer is meeting up with a FBI agent to hand over a dossier which will implicate Tenpenny and Pulaski. Tenpenny wants you to kill the DEA and FBI agent and get the dossier before it gets handed over. After the cutscene, you'll be outside Tenpenny's house. You need to follow the red dot on the radar all the way out to Aldea Malvada. It's probably best to pick up a SMG and maybe an AK or M4 for this mission. You might also want a sniper rifle. Anyway, once you have the weapons you want, follow the red dot to the meeting place. The meeting is being held around some ruins. Approaching the ruins from the south is probably the easiest way here. If you follow the road west from Prickle Pine where the mission starts, cross the bridge between Valle Ocultado and Aldea Malvada, there's a dirt path which will lead you to the ruins. Once you arrive at the ruins, you'll probably see a couple of FBI agents on top of the ruins. There are also about a dozen more FBI agents hiding around the ruins. They are armed with M4s so they are dangerous. The target is hiding just out of sight behind a ruin near the back. There are two helicopters near him so he has a quick escape plan. If you go up the hill on the north side of the ruins, you can see over the entire ruins. The best thing to do here is to just take out your M4 or AK and start shooting at them all. A lot of them will come out of their hiding place and head towards you. Only take care of the ones that are nearby. Be quick though as you don't have much time. If you lose the target, you'll fail the mission. When you think the area's clear, make a dash to one of the two helicopters that were sitting near the target earlier. The target will have already flown away in one, so quickly get in and take off. There will be a few more FBI agents that will shoot at your helicopter, but you killed the majority of them so it doesn't really matter. Just keep up with the helicopter in front and ignore them. You can't destroy the helicopter at this point so don't try. The helicopter will fly through the desert and back to Las Venturas. At one point, he will fly over the Restricted Area. Fly around it if you don't want to be blown out of the sky by Hydras. Eventually, the DEA officer will land the helicopter on the helipad on the rooftop of the Emerald Isle casino. He will abandon his helicopter and run for the parking lot. Quickly land your helicopter here and chase after him. Switch to your SMG as you can run with that. You should be able to kill him quite easily here before he reaches his car. If you don't reach him and he drives off in his car, get in another car and chase him down. Use your SMG to do drive-bys on his car. Do not destroy the car though, you need him to drop the dossier, so just shoot it until it catches fire. The DEA agent will get out and you can gun him down. Pick up the dossier he drops to finish the mission. Reward: None After the mission, you'll get a call from Tenpenny who tells you to meet up with him in a ghost town called Las Brujas. The next mission starts there so drive over there by following the "C" icon and step into the red marker. +-------------------------------------------+ | Alternate Strategy Submitted by: t8746603 | +-------------------------------------------+ Have sniper rifle, armour and health topped up: When you follow the dirt road to Aldea Malvada, stop when you can first see the ruins (before the final bend in the track). Get out of the vehicle and crouch (don't shoot anything yet). Circle your way around to the left, a little at a time, staying in the bushes where possible, until you get near the helicopters. From here you should be able to use your sniper rifle to shoot the target ( the guy with the red arrow over his head ). Move around if you need to get a better shot, but only kill the target (as the first shot alerts the guards and all hell breaks loose). Run and get the dossier, another guard may have picked it up by now (you'll get a message saying so), so shoot him and get it. Then run and get into the heli closest to the cliff, the guards won't catch you before taking off, but they will shoot at you. As soon as you take off, move NW and dip below the level of the cliff top to avoid their fire. turn East and fly nap-of-the-earth to your airfield, or anywhere else you want to go and save. The other chopper doesn't follow, nor do you get a wanted level. |=============================================================================| | F2. High Noon (SAHIN) | |=============================================================================| Difficulty: 7/10 Before starting this mission, get some body armour and a high-calibre weapon such as an AK or M4, or you could even try a minigun for fun. Tenpenny, Pulaski and Hernandez arrive at the meeting point. CJ hands the dossier over and then Tenpenny beats Hernandez over the head with a shovel for ratting both him and Pulaski out. Tenpenny leaves CJ to dig Hernandez's grave while Pulaski watches him, but Hernandez manages to get up and lunges at Pulaski. Pulaski shoots him and then runs off. You start off in Las Brujas. You'll see Pulaski making a run for it. You can't kill him yet, just run and get in the Bandito parked nearby. Pulaski will be in a Buffalo. You need to keep up with him until a conversation starts between them both. Pulaski will taunt CJ's family. When the conversation is over then you can damage his car, but until then it's impossible. Pulaski will cross the Sherman Dam and drive around Fort Carson. If you're lucky, you can trap him here. There are a lot of small gaps you can ram his car into and a lot of obstacles such as trees, signposts, walls. When you trap him, unload on his car with everything you've got. His car is tough, though. When his car is damaged enough, he will get out. I was lucky, I trapped him in a corner behind his car. If you can't trap him behind anything, be careful when he gets out. He is armed with a Desert Eagle, a very powerful pistol which will only take three or four shots to kill you and has his own body armour, so keep your distance. Gun him down or he'll kill you fast. When he's dead, the mission ends. Reward: None |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| | G. Mafia Missions (3) (SAMAM) | |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| You can take missions from the Mafia again after completing the mission "High Noon". You'll get a call from Rosenberg again. He's getting worried and fears that Salvatore might soon try to kill him. You can find Salvatore at Caligula's Casino by following Caligula's logo on the radar. |=============================================================================| | G1. Saint Mark's Bistro (SASAI) | |=============================================================================| Difficulty: 5/10 I was a bit disappointed by this mission, it wasn't as great as it sounded. Stock up on a few weapons before starting this mission - an SMG, an AK and maybe some grenades. You'll also need body armour as it helps a lot. Anyway, in Caligula's Casino, Salvatore wants you to hit Saint Mark's Bistro in Liberty City to teach the Forelli's a lesson for messing him around. CJ uses this opportunity to get Rosenberg, Kent Paul and Maccer safely out of Las Venturas. After the cutscene, you'll be outside the casino. Get a car and follow the yellow dot on the radar to the airport. Drive through the gates and follow the blue dot through the airport to find a jet waiting for you on the runway. Get in the jet and take off. You need to fly north east for a couple of minutes until a cutscene starts. A taxi drops CJ off outside Saint Mark's bistro and CJ bursts in unannounced. After the cutscene, you'll be crouched behind a planter. There are six guys up here, one with a shotgun. Space is limited and because you're close to them, you'll get hit easier. Stay behind the planter and pick them off one by one. There is a guy at the back who likes to hide behind the wall, so look out for him. When everyone's dead, come out from behind the planter. Another two guys will come up the stairs, so kill them. Below is a bar area. If you chuck a grenade or two over the balcony it will probably kill everyone down there. Be careful you don't get caught in the blast. If you don't have any grenades, stay by the top of the stairs and kill the first two enemies in front of the bar. There are another two behind the bar. When the bar area's clear, carefully go down the stairs. There are another two enemies right at the back, both armed with a shotgun. It hurts so try not to get hit. When those two are dead, go through the doorway behind the bar and down the stairs. Another enemy will roll out from the left when you reach the bottom so kill him and continue through the hallway. Go down the stairs to the kitchen. Quickly kill an enemy on the right as you enter and there's another enemy at the back. Go around the counter and through the doorway. The hallway will lead you to an open area outside where several more goons are waiting. There are two hiding behind wooden crates on the right and another one waiting just below in front of the stairs. Your target is right at the back and is indicated by the red arrow above his head. He is crouched behind a dumpster. He's not much stronger than a regular enemy but he is dual-wielding SMGs so still be careful. If you are low on health, you can stay by the stairs and kill him from here. Once he's dead, a cutscene will show CJ flying back to San Andreas. You'll start in the air, just continue flying until you reach San Andreas again. Land along the runway to complete the mission. Reward: $20000, Respect + After this mission, you'll get a call from Salvatore. If you've already pulled off the heist at Caligula's, Salvatore won't be pleased. If you haven't he'll congratulate you and tell you to lie low for a while. You'll now be able to start your return to Los Santos again. Head over to the Four Dragons Casino to start the mission. If you haven't done the heist missions yet, you can do so now, but it's up to you as they are optional. |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| | H. Robbery Missions (SARMI) | |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| |=============================================================================| | H1. Architectural Espionage (SAARC) | |=============================================================================| Difficulty: 2/10 CJ finds Woozie sitting in a store room in the dark and decides that this is where the heist will be planned, but they haven't got anything actually planned yet, so CJ realises they first need to get hold of some blueprints for the layout of the casino. After the cutscene, you'll be outside the casino. You need a camera to photo graph the blueprints and there happens to be a group of tourists just down the road. Get a car and follow the yellow dot on the radar down to the PIMP hotel. Any one of the tourists with a red arrow over their head will drop a camera when killed. Either run them over in a group, or get out and just shoot any one. When one of the drops a camera, pick it up. Now you've got a camera, you need to find a layout of the casino. There's one at the planning department building, so get back in the car and drive over there. Make sure you aren't holding any weapons, if you are you'll be told to put it away by security. Talk to the receptionist at the desk and she'll ask you a few questions about your visit. Reply positively three times and the receptionist will tell you where the plans are. The plans are on the top floor, so that's where you need to go. Go through the doorway on the right (the one to the left as you enter the building) and head up the stair to the top floor. The blueprints are at the back of the room but you can't photograph with the guard around, and you'll need to create a distraction. Turn around and go back down the stairs to the second floor. There's a document depository on this floor, on the right as you enter near the back. Enter the document depository and destroy the old air conditioning units at the back of the room. This will start a fire and the guard will evacuate the building. Now you've created a distraction there's no one around to see you photograph the blueprints. Go back upstairs to the third floor. The blueprints are in the room at the back. Photograph them and a cutscene will start. The cops now you've started a fire and can't shut some doors so you'll now have a two-star wanted level. It's okay to use your weapon now. Shoot the first guard that runs into the room right in front of you. Go back to the stairwell and make your way back down to the bottom floor. The smoke will make it harder to see now and there will be several cops waiting for you on the way down. At the bottom, run for the exit. The cops continue to spawn in this room and if you keep shooting at them any more, your wanted level will rise. Once you're back outside, get in a car and drive back to Woozie's casino. It's not too far so it's pretty easy. Park in the red marker to complete the mission. Reward: Respect + |=============================================================================| | H2. Key to Her Heart (SAKEY) | |=============================================================================| Difficulty: 2/10 CJ shows discusses the heist with Woozie and the security layout of the casino. One of Woozie's men enters the room with a box for CJ. Zero has sent over a security card reader so the next thing they need to do is get a security swipe card. After the cutscene, you'll be outside the Four Dragons. Get a car and drive over to Caligula's Casino by following the yellow dot on the radar. Park in the red marker and wait for one of the casino croupiers to leave. She has one of the security swipe cards you need and knows the access code. You need to tail her. After the cutscene, start following the pink car. A "Spook-O-meter" bar will appear in the corner of the screen. If this fills up, the croupier will know you're following her and you'll fail the mission. Keep up with her but don't get too close. She drives quite slow and often crashes into things, so it's not hard to keep up with her. She'll eventually stop outside a sex shop. Follow her inside and step into the red marker at the back of the shop. The croupier will be in the dressing room trying on a S&M suit and then she'll leave. After the cutscene, go into the dressing room and try on the gimp suit. Leave the shop and get back in the car. Continue following the croupier until you reach her house in Prickle Pine. The "Spook-O-meter" will reappear on the screen. Same as the first time, keep up with the croupier and don't let her get too far ahead. Park in the red marker outside her house. The croupier will enter her house, just wait outside. Get out of the car and look around for the gimp who's on his way to the croupier's house. He will approach from the right side of the street. Kill him before he reaches her house. When he's dead, go up to the croupier's front door and stand in the red marker to ring the doorbell. After the cutscene, the mission ends. Reward: Respect + Millie, the croupier, is now your girlfriend. You'll need to wine and dine her before she will give you the keycard, but if you want the quick and easy way, immediately step into the red marker again to start a date and kill her when she comes out. You'll then have to break into her house to steal the keycard. Note that this is the only time you will be allowed access to Millie's house. The gimp suit will also be available at your hideout from now on. |=============================================================================| | H3. Dam and Blast (SADAM) | |=============================================================================| Difficulty: 4/10 Back in the storage room at the casino, there are now a large group of recruits in the room, including Zero and a janitor. CJ decides to shut off the city's power source. After the cutscene, you'll be outside the casino. Get a car and follow the yellow dot on the radar to the airport. Drive through the gates and follow the blue dot to the plane waiting for you on the runway. Get in the plane and take off. You need to fly over the desert to the Sherman Dam. When you reach the dam, you need to fly high enough to fly through a corona. It's pretty high so look out for it. Fly through it and immediately press the triangle button to jump out of the plane. The plane will crash and you'll be left to land on the dam. A big red marker will show you where you need to land. It doesn't matter if you land in the water though, either way you'll lose all your weapons. After the cutscene, start moving along the dam quay. There are two guards patrolling along here that you need to take care of. Stick to the right and look for a large red container to hide behind. Pick up the knife and wait for the first guard to turn his back. Sneak up behind him and cut his throat. Do the same to the second guard just up ahead and then step in the red marker at the end of the quay to enter the generator room. Now inside the generator room, head up the stairs on the left and stay here for a moment. There are three guards patrolling in here and two technicians you need to take them out. First, sneak up to the first technician and take him out. Plant the explosives by the first generator and wait here for a moment. You might want to wait behind the generator. One of the patrolling guards will be along in a minute. When he turns his back, sneak up behind him and stab him in the neck. Take out the second technician a little further up and then the second patrolling guard. Now for the two patrolling guards on the lower floor. It's not hard as there's plenty of cover available. Just make sure the two guards aren't too near each other. Finish planting the charges on any remaining generators and then go into the red marker that appears at the other end of the room to exit the dam. The cops trap CJ out in the open at the top of the dam and so he dives off into the water. Reward: Respect + |=============================================================================| | H4. Cop Wheels (SACOP) | |=============================================================================| Difficulty: 4/10 The next thing needed to make sure the heist goes smoothly is an escape plan. You'll need to steal four police motorcycles situated around Las Venturas and transport them onto the back of a Packer. This is harder than it sounds. After the cutscene, you'll be outside the casino. A 12:00 minute timer will start counting down for this mission. Quickly get a car and race to the closest police bike, which would be the one on Julius Thruway East. The cop standing by the bike has his back turned so he won't see you. You will get a wanted level, though. Race back down the Thruway and catch up to the Packer. Drive up the ramp until the bike is placed on the ramp. Now here's where it can get a little tricky. Stay ON the truck, don't get off the bike yet. The Packer is circling the Thruway, so all you need to do is wait until it reaches the next closest bike. The second bike will be parked outside the hospital near Las Venturas hospital. A cop will jump on the bike as you get there, so knock him off before he gets a chance to do anything, otherwise it will make things harder for you. Don't kill him, no matter what. Get the second bike back on to the Packer and wait here. The next bike should be nearby at this point in Roca Escalante. It's parked outside the police station. Jump on it and head west. If you did this fast enough, you should be able to meet up with the Packer just in time. Quickly get the bike up the ramp and jump off immediately. Steal a car and now head back the way you just came along the Thruway. The final bike is parked by the V-Rock Hotel in Roca Escalante. You should reach it fairly easily. Knock the cop off as he jumps on it and speed back to the Packer. Park it on the ramp to end the mission. I found that doing the mission this way is much easier. You save more time, and get your wanted level limited to one star. I had just over three minutes to spare using this method. Feel free to do it a different way, though. Reward: Respect + |=============================================================================| | H5. Up, Up and Away! (SAUPU) | |=============================================================================| Difficulty: 6/10 (Must be started between 20:00 and 6:00) The only thing you need now is an armoured truck for transporting the money. The plan is to steal one and disguise it so that it looks like a regular Caligula's delivery truck. Zero suggests using a sky crane to lift it and it can be resprayed at the airfield, and CJ happens to be the only pilot in the room. After the cutscene, you'll be outside the casino. You'll be fighting the army in this mission, so stock up on ammo for the M4 and a shotgun and get some body armour too. Get a car and follow the yellow dot on the radar to the K.A.C.C. Military Fuels base in the far right corner of Las Venturas. When you arrive there, a Patriot will be leaving, so quickly speed into the base. The soldiers will immediately start shooting at you, so jump out and start shooting them with the M4. There are only about five soldiers in this area but they all have M4s themselves which deal high damage. When the area's clear, head over to the large red hangar on the left. A couple of soldiers might come out of the hangar, so shoot them quickly. Before entering the hangar, stay by the entrance and you should be able to pick off a few soldiers up on the walkway above inside. There are five or six soldiers on the walkways as well as another five on the ground. Enter the hangar and stay crouched behind the steel crates in front of you. You'll find some grenades by the crates here, which are pretty useless for this mission. You'll find body armour and health inside the hangar and a lot of ammo from the dead soldiers. Pick it up and exit at the other side of the hangar. Go right and kill the soldier up ahead. At the end, go left and kill the soldier standing at the top of the stairs by the back. Underneath the building by the stairs here there is a flamethrower which, again is useless. Go up the stairs and stay crouched. There is another soldier by some more stairs. Go up the stairs to the rooftop and aim up at the two soldiers on the helipad. You'll also get a message here telling you that two gunships have been sent to inter- cept you. Quickly run over to the gun emplacement at the back of the rooftop and kill the guard. Stand in the red marker and press the triangle button to use the gun. The two gunships will circle the building and fire at you. Take them out as quickly as possible. If you stay in this place for too long, they can kill you. When the two gunships have been destroyed, head up the stairs to the helipad, and steal the sky crane. A blue dot will now appear on the other side of the map. Fly over there and use the winch under the chopper to pick the van up. It can be a little tricky to pick it up as the winch swings about. Once you've picked it up, follow the yellow dot over to the abandoned airfield. Land the van in the red marker and then land the chopper in the larger red marker to end the mission. Reward: Respect + |=============================================================================| | H6. Breaking the Bank at Caligula's (SABRE) | |=============================================================================| Difficulty: 6/10 Now that you've got everything, it's time for the heist. Outside the casino, everyone gets into the armoured truck while CJ, dressed as a croupier decides to make his own way there. After the cutscene, you'll be outside the casino. This is a long mission, so grab whatever weapons you want and some body armour and drive over to Caligula's Casino by following the yellow dot on the radar. You'll automatically have tear gas and night-vision goggles for this mission. Enter the casino and put your weapon away for now. Head to the yellow dot at the back of the casino. You'll only have four minutes to get the team inside. Once at the staff door, a cutscene starts. After the cutscene, press the triangle button by the keycard reader next to the door to open the door to a stairwell. Go down the stairs to the next floor and enter the generator room on the left. Go over to the vent shafts at the back of the room. You need to stand back a bit and toss a tear gas grenade down the shaft. The two guards patrolling outside the bank vault below will be knocked unconscious. Leave the room and go through the next doorway on the left. Follow the hall- way round the corner to the door at the end where Zero announces he is going to detonate the explosives you placed at the dam to cut the power. The whole building will be dark now, so use the night-vision goggles to see. Press the triangle button again by the keycard reader to use Millie's swipecard and open the door to the next room. Head through this room and go down the hallway. The door at the end leads to the loading bay. Since the power's been cut, the loading bay door is unable to open and let the rest of the team inside, so you need to force it open. Follow the blue dot on the radar to find a forklift. Drive the forklift back to the loading bay door. Place the fork under the loading bay door and raise it up so it forces the loading bay door open and lets the team inside. The truck will be left here in the loading bay for now. You will now have a 7:00 minute time limit to steal the cash and get out of the casino. Follow the Triads back the way you just came. A very large group of red dots appear on the radar now. All the guards in the casino will shoot at you now, so have your gun equipped. Kill the three guards in the hallway and go through the door. There are another nine guards in this room and two more in the hallway beyond. Follow the Triads back to the stairwell and they will lead you down to the vault. There are no guards down here since you knocked them out with the tear gas earlier. While the Triads prepare to blow the vault open, Zero tells CJ that someone is trying to get the power in the building back on, so you have to stop it. Pick up the satchel charge and go back up the stairs to the floor you were just on. Enter the generator room again and kill the two guards waiting for you. Throw the satchel charge in between the two generators and detonate it to destroy the generators completely. Go back downstairs to the vault to check on the team. The Triads blow the vault and start stealing the money. You don't need to do anything here but there is some body armour in the vault if you need it. After the cutscene, there will be four guards in the vault and another four on the way. Kill them all as the Triads steal the cash. When the area's clear, you have to lead the team back to the truck. Go back up the stairs and kill the guard with his back to you in the doorway. Make your way back through the hallway and take care of the guards in the adjoining rooms. There are roughly ten to twelve guards. Back in the vault, Zero has unloaded the police bikes. You now need to act as the decoy while the team gets away. Once again, go back through the hallways to the stairwell and enter the red marker by the elevator. The time limit is now gone, and the power is back on, so things are a little easier now. There will still be a few guards along the way that don't appear on the radar. Enter the red marker by the elevator to reach another hallway. Kill the guard on the right and go through the doorway. Go up the stairs and kill the guard. Go through the door at the top to reach the rooftops. A police helicopter will be circling the casino. You have to climb across the rooftops and pick up the parachute on the other side. The helicopter will fire at you and SWAT teams abseil onto the rooftop in groups of three so keep moving. Jump off the roof and open the parachute. You have to land on the roof of the building across from the casino, but it doesn't matter if you miss it. When you land, quickly grab a car and follow the yellow dot on the radar back to the abandoned airfield. Park in the red marker to end the mission. Reward: 100000, Respect + After the mission, you'll get a phone call from Salvatore who's not very happy at what you've been up to. |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| | I. Four Dragons Casino (3) (SAFOD) | |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| You can take missions at the Four Dragons Casino again after completing the mission "Saint Mark's Bistro" for the Mafia. You can reach the Four Dragons by following the dragon icon on the radar. |=============================================================================| | I1. A Home in the Hills (SAAHO) | |=============================================================================| Difficulty: 7/10 Make sure you get an M4 or AK for this mission, you'll need it. Back at Woozie's casino, Madd Dogg appears. He's out of rehab and wants to go back home to Los Santos. CJ sees this as an opportunity to move back home too, but Madd Dogg has handed his mansion over to the Vagos drug baron, Big Poppa. CJ is annoyed and decides to take Madd Dogg's mansion back by force. After the cutscene, you'll be on a plane flying over LS. You can't move for the moment, only look around. The Triads will jump out of the plane and then you'll automatically follow. You need to guide your parachute over to the helipad on the roof of Madd Dogg's mansion. It doesn't matter if you land somewhere else, though. There are two flares where the landing zone is if you can't see it. When you land, crouch and move to the air ducts on the right. You'll find some body armour here if you need it any point. Vagos will attack from all corners of the rooftop and the ramp leading up to the roof, so stay crouched and pick them off one by one. The Triads will do most of the shooting, but you need to help them out. When the backup arrives, lead the Triads down the ramp and into the mansion. Once you are in the man- sion, there is a brief cutscene, and you are ambushed again. Start by killing the Vagos in the planter. Two more will come through the door way on the right. Kill them and go through the doorway. In this hallway there are several bedrooms that need to be cleared out. Each bedroom has at least two Vagos inside, and several more will run into the hallway. Clear them out one by one and you'll get a message telling you to go after Big Poppa. You'll find some body armour in one of the bedrooms. Finish clearing out the bedrooms and go through the hallway to the next room. Kill the Vagos on the right and crouch by the small ledge. Take out the three Vagos below from here before going down the stairs. At the bottom of the stairs, go left. There are two more Vagos in the room straight ahead and one hiding in the kitchen. There is also a health icon here if you need it. Leave the kitchen and go right. Kill the Vagos up ahead and go down the stairs. Two Vagos will appear from the two rooms on the right, and Big Poppa will appear at the back of the hallway. A message will tell you to chase him down. Follow him but don't rush, you won't lose him and you can't kill him while he's in the mansion, he runs away as soon as he sees you. Turn the corner and another Vagos appears in the library ahead. Shoot him and continue through the hallway. You'll pass the recording studios as you head through the hallway, and you'll end up in the bar. Shoot the Vagos behind the bar and go through the door at the other end of the room. Turn right at the end of the hallway and shoot another Vagos standing there. Continue through the hallway to the swimming pool and shoot the two Vagos at the back. You'll probably see Big Poppa run off here. Follow him to the exit and chase him outside. A cutscene shows him running to his car and driving off. After the cutscene, run to the only available car and follow him up the ramp. You need to drive-by his car or run him off the road. The car you're given is actually hard to control at high speeds, and easy to crash, so drive carefully. If you fail here, you'll have to go all the way back to Las Venturas to start the mission again. When Big Poppa's dead, the mission ends. Rewards: Respect + Respect is not all you get. After completing this mission, you now have full access to Madd Dogg's mansion for the rest of the game. There is a gym for you to train and you can now save there. A basketball court and arcade games are available and a helicopter will appear on the roof. Also, after the mission, you'll get a call from Ken Rosenberg. He seems a little out of it, but CJ invites them over to Madd Dogg's mansion to help Madd Dogg get his music career back on track. A "CJ" icon will appear on the radar, so save your game and head over there for the next mission. |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 15. Return to Los Santos Walkthrough (SARET) | |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| | A. Carl "CJ" Johnson (3) (SACJO) | |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| You can take missions from yourself again after completing the mission "A Home in the Hills" for the Four Dragons Casino in Las Venturas. You'll get a phone call from Ken Rosenberg and a "CJ" icon will appear on the radar. Head over to Madd Dogg's mansion to start the missions. |=============================================================================| | A1. Vertical Bird (SAVBI) | |=============================================================================| Difficulty: 6/10 Get a M4 and any type of explosives you have before starting this mission. At Madd Dogg's mansion, Madd Dogg is in the middle of a recording, when the sound cuts out and Toreno's voice comes on over a loudspeaker. He has one last job for you to do. Toreno drops you off in the Panopticon and tells you what he needs you to do. He wants you to steal a military jet and use it to destroy a flotilla of spy ships. This is one of the harder missions you'll face at this point in the game. After the cutscene, you'll be a small beach. Go over to the speedboat waiting for you - it's indicated by a blue arrow - and get in. You'll have a knife and a silenced pistol for this mission. Drive over to the tanker moored by the Easter Basin naval base by following the yellow dot on the radar. You need to get on board before the rear door closes. Like the "Black Project" mission, this mission can be completed either by just running in and shooting anything that moves, or by being stealthy. I haven't actually managed to complete this mission using stealth yet, if there is anybody that can please let me know. Once you're on the boat, swim forward and shoot the two guards ahead of you. You can shoot the engineer if you want to but by this point, the guards are already on full alert. Go through the door and up the stairs. Go through the door on the left at the top of the stairs, through the next two rooms (note the vending machines in one of the rooms), and into the control room at the back. Walk into the red marker and CJ will disable the SAM sites. This will make your escape a lot easier. Leave the control room and head down to the opposite side of the boat. You will probably encounter two or three more guards along here, so be ready. At the back, look for another guard hiding behind some crates. At the back of the boat here, you'll find three military jets. The trick here is destroy two of the jets and leave only one, which is the one you'll steal. If you don't destroy them, they'll hunt you down when you escape. The jets are very fragile so it won't take much to destroy them, just keep your distance or the blast radius is sure to kill you. Get in the jet and take off. Once you're in the air, another jet will appear. If you destroyed the two on the boat, you should have no problem. However, if you didn't you'll have three jets chasing you which can be a problem. The jet that appears will probably crash into the bridge soon after, so this part isn't a real problem. Now all you have to do is follow the yellow dots on the radar to the flotilla of spy ships right up in Tierra Robada. Once you get there, the best thing to do to destroy them is to circle the area they're in, and then lock on when you get a good angle and just fire away. If you're lucky, you'll get them. Repeat this for all four ships. When that's done, Toreno will contact you, and pretend he doesn't know what you've done, so you're left to get rid of the jet. Follow the yellow dot on the radar to the abandoned airfield and land on the runway. From there guide the jet into the red marker under the hangar to complete the mission. Reward: $50000 After this mission, a Hydra will always spawn inside that hangar. |=============================================================================| | A2. Homecoming (SAHOC) | |=============================================================================| Difficulty: 3/10 Back at the mansion, Toreno appears and interrupts CJ's phone call. Toreno has one final small job for him. The phone rings, and CJ finds it's Sweet. Sweet has been unexpectedly released from prison and is waiting outside the precinct. Toreno just wants CJ to go and pick him up. After the cutscene, get in one of the cars waiting outside and follow the yellow dot on the radar to the precinct. Park in the red marker to start a cutscene. CJ meets up with Sweet but Sweet isn't happy with CJ's new lifestyle and wants to go back to the hood. CJ agrees to take Sweet back to the hood to show him what's happened. After the cutscene, you'll be outside the precinct. Follow the yellow dot on the radar back to Grove Street and park in the red marker to start another cutscene. When Sweet sees what's happened, he decides to take back Grove Street. After the cutscene, you'll be in Grove Street with Sweet. You have to kill all the crack dealers in the area, and protect Sweet at the same time. Head down the street and start shooting at the crack dealers. Eventually you'll provoke a gang war. Keep your distance and take out the three waves of Ballas. They'll attack from both sides of the street. When the three waves are gone the mission ends. Reward: Respect + After this mission, you'll be able to do turf wars again. I suggest getting a start on them now as you'll need a certain amount taken over in order to trigger the final mission. You'll get another meaningless phone call from Catalina also be able to take missions from Sweet again but I'll finish off with the missions at Madd Dogg's mansion first. |=============================================================================| | A3. Cut Throat Business (SACUT) | |=============================================================================| Difficulty: 3/10 Back at Madd Dogg's mansion, Madd Dogg is taking a break from recording and spots OG Loc about to shoot a video on the TV. and he realises that OG Loc's sudden fame is because of his work so CJ decides to go down to the shoot and get Madd Dogg's rhyme book back. After the cutscene, you'll be outside Madd Dogg's mansion. Get the BF Injection parked outside and follow the yellow dot on the radar to where the video is being shot near RS Haul in Flint County. Drive toward the RS Haul depot to start a cutscene. OG Loc spots Madd Dogg arriving and takes off in a hover- craft. CJ and Madd Dodd jump in their own hovercraft and give chase. After the cutscene, start chasing after OG Loc's hovercraft. It is indicated by a red arrow above it. You won't be able to get ahead of it, so just keep up with it. Don't worry about about Madd Dogg, he'll be able to keep up, just keep following Loc. He will lead you through part of Flint County and once you pass under a bridge, the water will open up and you'll be faced with a group of boats. It's a little tricky to navigate through the boats, so just drive around them if you can. Next up is a stone pier where the lighthouse is. You'll need to jump a ramp to cross it. This ramp will cause you to fail the mission if you don't jump it properly. If you don't land in the water on the other side you will be stuck on the pier and Loc will escape. Follow Loc along the beach and up along the pier. Try not to hit too many people as they slow you down. At the end of the pier, Loc will jump out of the hovercraft and take off in a Go-Kart. You'll now need to chase Loc in a Go- Kart. The Go-Kart is faster than the hovercraft and the cornering is sharper so drive carefully. Again, you won't be able to get ahead of Loc, so just keep up with him. Loc will lead you back along the beach and through Rodeo. You probably won't get past this first time as some of the turnings Loc takes are almost impossible to predict in time. There will also be some sharp turns, but Loc will everntually lead you to the record producer's office, where Madd Dogg forces Loc to hand over the record and strikes a new deal with the producer while Loc walks off. After the cutscene the mission ends. Reward: Respect + |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| | B. Sean "Sweet" Johnson (3) (SASSJ) | |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| You can take missions from Sweet again after completing the mission "Home- coming" for Madd Dogg's mansion. You can find Sweet at the Johnson House in Grove Street by following the "S" icon on the radar. |=============================================================================| | B1. Beat Down on B-Dup (SABEA) | |=============================================================================| Difficulty: 5/10 Make sure you have an AK-47 with a lot of ammo before starting this mission. It also helps if you have a Hitman level. At the Johnson House, Sweet is about to give in to drugs but CJ arrives in time to stop him. He throws the woman who was offering the drugs to Sweet out of the house and decides to deal with B-Dup, the main supplier to the Ballas. After the cutscene, you'll be outside the Johnson House. Grab a car and follow the yellow dot on the radar to the blue apartment block in Ganton. Park in the red marker to start another cutscene. CJ and Sweet knock on the door of where they think B-Dup lives but a crackhead tells them that B-Dup moved out a while ago and now lives in Glen Park. After the cutscene, get back in the car and follow the green gang member icon on the radar over to Glen Park where B-Dup now resides. Once you get near Glen Park, Sweet's health bar will appear in the top-right corner of the screen. You will need to secure Glen Park before you can move in on B-Dup's hideout. Get out of the car and start blasting the Ballas. It shouldn't be too hard to start a war here, Ballas will be everywhere. Same as a regular gang war, find a decent vantage or just keep your distance and take care of the three waves of Ballas that appear. You will also need to protect Sweet at the same time so keep an eye on his health bar. In between waves, pick up health and body armour and you should be okay. When the three waves of Ballas are dead, more Ballas will come out of B-Dup's house, revealing his hideout. This is the hard part. You now need to deal with B-Dup's guards who are standing around outside his hideout. There are roughly ten of them and they will rip you apart in seconds if you get too close. Keep your distance and pick them off one by one. When they are all dead, enter the red marker outside B-Dup's house to start another cutscene. B-Dup confesses that he was under orders from Big Smoke and that he didn't have a choice. He explains that Big Smoke's growing insanity means he is holed up in an unknown location thinking everyone is against him. He then orders Bear to deal with CJ and Sweet but Bear doesn't do it. He's tired of taking orders and stands up to B-Dup. He then begs Sweet and CJ to become part of the Families again so Sweet and CJ send Bear into rehab. After the cutscene, the mission ends. Reward: Respect + |=============================================================================| | B2. Grove 4 Life (SAGRO) | |=============================================================================| Difficulty: 6/10 Back at the Johnson House, Sweet is ready to go all-out against the Ballas and is gathering some Family members together, but CJ wants to slow down a little and focus on other things away from the hood. Sweet talks to him and in the end talks CJ into helping him clean up the hood. After the cutscene, you'll be outside the Johnson House. Sweet's health bar will be in the top-right corner of the screen again. If you want to, recruit a couple of Grove Street members. This mission consists of just taking over two territories in Idlewood. Find a car and drive into Idlewood and find a territory occupied by Ballas. Start a gang war and clear out the three waves of Ballas. If you recruited anybody, it will make things a little easier but they will be killed quickly. When the first territory is taken over, grab any health or armour you can see and start another gang war in another territory. Repeat to take over the second territory and take back Idlewood. When two territories have been taken over, get back in a car and follow the yellow dot back to Grove Street. Park in the red marker to end the mission. Reward: $10000, Respect + After completing this mission, you can take missions from yourself again at Madd Dogg's mansion in Vinewood. |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| | C. Carl "CJ" Johnson (4) (SACAC) | |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| You can take missions from yourself again after completing the mission "Grove 4 Life" for Sweet. You can find the missions at Madd Dogg's mansion in Vine- wood by following the "CJ" icon on the radar. |=============================================================================| | C1. Riot (SARIO) | |=============================================================================| Difficulty: 1/10 At Madd Dogg's mansion, the whole gang gather round and prepare to watch the charges brought against Tenpenny and Pulaski on TV, but the charges are soon dropped due to lack of evidence and the whole of Los Santos starts rioting. Sweet needs to get back to Grove Street to secure the hood. After the cutscene, you'll be in a car outside Madd Dogg's mansion. There is absolutely nothing to this mission besides just taking a leisurely drive back to Grove Street. You'll see everyone around you rioting. Cars will randomly catch on fire and blow up, pedestrians will be fighting in the street with people looting and street lights will be flickering. Smoke will also appear around the city. When you arrive back at Grove Street, park in the red marker to end the mission. Reward: None After this mission you'll be able to take missions from Sweet again. From now on, it won't be safe to walk the streets of Los Santos again until Tenpenny is taken care of. You will regularly be attacked by gangs and pedestrians and it will be harder to find cars to drive as they all randomly catch on fire. |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| | D. Sean "Sweet" Johnson (4) (SASES) | |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| You can take missions from Sweet again after completing the mission "Riot" from Madd Dogg's mansion. You can find Sweet at his house in Grove Street by following the "S" icon on the radar. |=============================================================================| | D1. Los Desperados (SALDE) | |=============================================================================| Difficulty: 7/10 This mission is a big step up in difficulty to the previous mission. You need to arm yourself with armour and an AK-47 or at the least an SMG. At the Johnson House, Sweet has almost managed to secure the hood but CJ and Sweet manage to get into an argument over what they've been through in the past five years. Cesar enters the house in need of help. He wants to regroup some of the Aztecas and take his hood back from the Vagos, so CJ agrees to help out. After the cutscene, you'll need to recruit a couple of Grove Street members. Press the R1 button to lock onto a recruit and press either the up or down directional button to recruit them. When you've got the two recruits, get in a car and follow the yellow dot on the radar to Unity Station where three of Cesar's veteranos are waiting. A cutscene shows them meeting up with the veteranos and entering Cesar's neighbourhood. After the cutscene, you'll need to clear up the apartments in front of you. Be warned there are a lot of Vagos in the area and it's probably best to let them do most of the shooting, but you should provide them with a little backup. At the start, there will be five Vagos on the right just past the first apartment. Gun them down and move on. The middle of the apartments is the worst with about 15 to 20 Vagos waiting for you, but I've noticed that if you keep your distance, some of them won't attack you. When the middle area's clear, check the area for any remaining Vagos, you need to kill them all. They appear on the radar as dark red dots. When the area's clear, follow the yellow dot on the radar across the road to the alleyway and enter the red marker to start a cut- scene. Cesar plans to ambush the remaining Vagos around his house with a rocket launcher. After the cutscene, you'll be in an alleyway with several Vagos shooting at you. Keep your distance and take them out. Don't hide behind the parked cars. They are good cover points, but if they are destroyed, there's a high probability you'll be killed too. More Vagos appear from the garages as you progress through the alleyway but you should be able to kill them without any bother. Halfway through the alley, another cutscene starts. Hazer, an Azteca is wounded and you are ambushed by more Vagos climbing over the walls. After the cutscene, immediately start shooting at the Vagos. You will probably manage to get a couple of them before they get a chance to do anything. Use the garages for cover until they are all dead. Strafing works here as well. When they are all dead, a cutscene starts and Cesar reaches his house. Now the final part is tricky and you have to be quick. There is a Vagos with a rocket launcher on the roof of the house and one with a flamethrower also nearby, as well as a bunch of guys with Micro-SMGs. Take them down quickly, go for the guys with the rocket launcher and flamethrower first. It will kill you very quickly if it hits you and that particular Vagos is stronger than a regular Vagos. When all the Vagos are dead, the mission ends and Cesar can reclaim his house. Reward: Respect + You need to control 35% of territory in Los Santos before you access the final mission. You'll also get a couple of phone calls from Sweet telling you that Smoke is holed up in an apartment block in Los Flores. |=============================================================================| | D2. End of the Line (SAEND) | |=============================================================================| Difficulty: 6/10 Before starting the mission, stock up on as much ammo as you can for the AK, M4 and SMG. Those three guns are the least you'll need for this mission. You'll also need body armour. This mission will also be easier if you are fireproof from completing level 12 of the firefighter missions. CJ meets Sweet at the Johnson House and together they leave to go find Big Smoke. After the cutscene, get in Sweet's car outside and follow the yellow dot on the radar to Smoke's crack fortress. Park in the red marker to start another cutscene. CJ persuades Sweet to let him go after Smoke alone and gets out of the car. You'll need to find a way to knock down the reinforced entrance doors to the fortress, so grab the nearby bicycle or just run to the blue dot on the radar where you'll find the SWAT Tank. Kill the SWAT team and Ballas shooting each other nearby and get in the tank. Drive back up the road and smash through the front entrance of the fortress. Drive the Tank through the hallway, and run over all the Ballas in here. The Tank is bulletproof so their weapons can't do anything. At the end of the hallway, get out of the Tank and head the yellow arrow. Floor 1: Security Area Head up the stairs in front of you and kill the Balla guard patrolling at the top. Turn the corner and kill another Balla that appears on the left. Turn the next corner and kill the Balla and Vagos at the end of the hallway. Grab the body armour in the small cubicle if you need it and go through the double doors to a warehouse. Upon entering the warehouse, immediately crouch down behind the crates in front of you. The warehouse is crawling with Ballas and Vagos. Stay behind the crates and kill them from here. Take care of the gang members on the ground first before killing the ones on the walkway above. You'll also see another SWAT Tank has crashed into the warehouse and you'll have to kill a couple of SWAT guys. When the warehouse is clear, pick up as much ammo as you can and go through the door at the back. Kill the next load of Ballas in here and head left. Head up the stairs, kill the Balla at the top and go through the doors on the left. Floor 2: Drug Lab Again, head up the stairs to the top and kill the Vagos in the cubicle in front of you. There's body armour if you need it, but otherwise go through the double doors on the left. Kill the Vagos in this hallway and then go through the double doors. In the next room there are several guys in just shorts running around. Take them out and crouch behind one of the tables. There are also explosive barrels in here that you can shoot to take out any nearby enemies. Shoot any enemies on the walkway above before going up the stairs at the back of the room. Make your way around the walkway but watch out for a few more enemies who enter the warehouse below. Make your way around the walkway to the other side and as you near the double doors at the end, another two enemies appear. If you time this right, you can shoot the explosive barrel up here to take them both out as they pass it. Go through the doors they came from, and you'll find some health at the back of this room. Pick it up and go through the doors. Floor 3: Ballas Lounge Once more, head up the stairs, kill the Balla in the cubicle at the top and pick up the body armour if you need it before going through the door on the right. Kill the Balla and the Vagos in the hallway and go through the double doors behind them. Kill the three gang members here, and hide behind the bar area. From here you can target some of the gang members in the next room. Enter the next room and go through the doors. In the hallway you will be attacked by several Ballas, Vagos and Russians. Notice the statue of Smoke in the corner. Several of the gang members here have shotguns so watch out. Clear the two rooms on either side of the hallway. You'll find body armour in the room on the left and health in the room on the right. When the hallway's clear, proceed to the other side and go through the double doors and head up the stairs to confront Big Smoke. CJ finds Big Smoke calmly playing a video game. You can clearly see he is wearing body armour. He tells you that he's been expecting you and after a brief conversation he reaches for a shotgun. After the cutscene, you'll have to kill Big Smoke. Big Smoke's health will appear as a blue bar in the top- right corner of the screen. If you have an AK with Hitman level, this part should be no problem, just keep unloading on him until he's dead. Smoke will turn out the lights and run around the room, but he rarely hits you with his shotgun. Vagos will enter the room during the fight so be ready to shoot them. When Big Smoke's dead, a cutscene starts. Smoke explains that his greed got the better of him as he lies there dying. Once he dies, Tenpenny appears and tells CJ to load up the drug money. He plans to skip town in a firetruck while everyone is wrapped up in the riots. Just as he is about to kill CJ, CJ distracts him and forces him to run off. Down on the second floor, Tenpenny shoots a generator in the drug lab and the whole building starts to burn. You now have a 7:00 minute timer to get out of the building. Pick up the body armour and night vision goggles and get out of the room. You will now have to make your way back down to the ground, but you will have to get past the fires and shoot your way through the new wave of gang members. If you want to you can use the fire extinguisher to put out the fires, but it takes a lot of time and leaves you with little room for error. If you are fireproof you can just run through the fire without taking damage. The night vision goggles will help you see in the dark. When you reach the bottom floor, a cutscene starts. CJ escapes from the fortress as it explodes behind him. Tenpenny jumps in a firetruck and prepares to escape but Sweet is determined not to let him get away. He jumps up onto the ladder of the firetruck and hangs on the back. CJ jumps in a car and gives chase. If you die during the next part, you'll be able to continue the mission from here. This next part will be the longest car chase in the entire game. You need to chase the firetruck Tenpenny is driving and keep an eye on Sweet at the same time. Keep up with the firetruck but don't try to damage it. Tenpenny will lead you through most of Los Santos and along East Beach and Willowfield. You wil encounter several roadblocks and gang riots where Molotov cocktails are being thrown but they can't damage you and you are usually required to drive around the roadblocks to keep up with Tenpenny. Tenpenny will also drive through several narrow alleys so watch out for them. At one point, Tenpenny will drive onto the train tracks in Willowfield. Watch out for the oncoming train on the right side of the tracks. Once you reach the Playa del Seville area, a cop will appear on the ladder of the firetruck and stamp on Sweet's hands to knock him off. A blue bar will appear in the top-right corner of the screen indicating how much strength Sweet has left in his grip until he falls. Speed up to the truck and line yourself up with Sweet. Get right up close and Sweet should drop down into the car. Now Sweet will take the wheel and you will have to get rid of the pursuing gang cars and cops. Another rail-shooting part. Another blue bar appears showing your car's health. If it runs out the car will be destroyed and you fail. Shoot the cop on the firetruck and then focus on the cars behind you. Aim for the car's engine or the driver. Once you drive under a bridge, several Vagos on bikes will drop down and chase you. These shouldn't be a problem so just shoot the drivers. Tenpenny will eventually lead you right back to Grove Street, cop cars will eventually rejoin the chase and will now start chasing Tenpenny too. He loses control of the firetruck and crashes. A cutscene shows Tenpenny crashing over a bridge. He exits the firetruck and lies in the street as CJ, Sweet, Cesar, Kendl, and The Truth gather around him. Sweet stops CJ killing Tenpenny, saying his death looks like a traffic accident and they leave. The next day at the Johnson House, the Johnson Family agree that they need to make sure they don't lose control of the streets again and Madd Dogg arrives with his first gold record. Reward: Respect + Congratulations! You've just completed the missions of Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas! Now all that's left is the tons of side missions and extras! You'll get an additional $250000 for completing all missions and a couple of phone calls. |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 16. Gang Tags (SAGTL) | |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| There are 100 gang tags scattered around Los Santos that are only available to spray over after you've completed the "Tagging Up Turf" mission for Sweet. During that mission you spray over 6 tags with 94 left to find. To spray over a tag, you need to have a can of spray paint. Once you have that, approach the tag you want to spray over and lock on to it with R1. Keep R1 pressed, and then press the 0 button to spray over the tag. After you've sprayed over all 100 tags, an AK-47, Sawn-Off Shotgun, Tec-9 and Molotov Cocktails will spawn in the kitchen of your house in Ganton. Below are where you can find all 100 tags. They are listed in the order you find them in the Brady Games Official Strategy Guide. NOTE: Use the map in the pause menu to follow directions otherwise the directions do not make sense. 001. IDLEWOOD: SIDE OF OVERPASS From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and cross over the train tracks in Idlewood. After crossing the train tracks, you should pass under an overpass a little further up. The tag is located on the west side of the overpass. Look on the left side of the bridge after passing under it. Note: Found during the "Tagging Up Turf" mission for Sweet. 002. IDLEWOOD: ON FRONT OF BLUE HOUSE From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and cross over the train tracks in Idlewood. After crossing the train tracks, you should pass under an overpass a little further up. Take the first left after heading under the overpass and look on the corner on the right side of the street. The tag is located on the front of the blue house on the corner. Note: Found during the "Tagging Up Turf" mission for Sweet. 003. IDLEWOOD: IN ALLEYWAY BEHIND ROW OF HOUSES From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and cross over the train tracks in Idlewood. After crossing the train tracks, you should pass under an overpass a little further up. Take the first left after heading under the overpass and turn right a little further up. After turning right, head down the alley on the right side of the street, and the tag is located on the brick wall on the right, behind a row of houses. Note: Found during the "Tagging Up Turf" mission for Sweet. 004. EAST LOS SANTOS: ON SIDE OF MEXICAN FOOD RESTAURANT From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and after the second right turn, look on the corner on the right side of the street for a red Mexican building. The tag is located on the side of the restaurant. Note: Found during the "Tagging Up Turf" mission for Sweet. 005. EAST LOS SANTOS: ON WALL OF ROOFTOP OF BUILDING From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and take the second right. Look along the right side of the street for a long building. The tag is located on the roof of the building. Climb the wire fence just next to the building, and the one after that. Climb the platform behind the building and climb onto the rooftop from there. Note: Found during the "Tagging Up Turf" mission for Sweet. 006. EAST LOS SANTOS: SIDE OF STEPS LEADING DOWN FROM OVERPASS From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and take the first right on to the main road. Head east along the main road and turn left at the end. Follow this road north until the road curves to the left, and take the first left. Follow this road and stop when you reach an over- pass. There are some steps leading down on the right side of the street next the overpass. Head down there, and the tag is located on the side of the steps you've just descended. 007. LAS COLINAS: BETWEEN GREEN AND ORANGE HOUSES From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and take the first right on to the main road. Head east along the main road and turn left at the end. Follow this road north until the road curves to the left, and take the first left. Follow this road and stop when you reach an over- pass. Just before the overpass are four houses on the right side of the street, two green and two orange. The tag is located between the two green and orange houses. 008. LAS COLINAS: OUTSIDE FRONT ENTRANCE OF WHITE APARTMENT BLOCK From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and take the first right on to the main road. Head east along the main road and turn right at the end. Turn left again almost immediately after and head east to East Beach. Head north along East Beach and on the last corner on the left side of the street before the road leads out to the countryside, there is a white apartment block. Head up the ramp and you'll see the tag on the wall by the front entrance. 009. EAST BEACH: WALL OF HOUSE OPPOSITE COLONEL FUHRBERGER'S HOUSE From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and take the first right on to the main road. Head east along the main road and turn right at the end. Turn left again almost immediately after and head east to East Beach. Head north along East Beach and after the second left turn, look along the left side of the street for two white houses opposite each other. The tag is located on the wall of the house opposite Colonel Fuhrberger's house (the one with the yellow arrow outside), partly hidden by a plant. 010. EAST BEACH: BACK WALL OF CAR PARK From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and take the first right on to the main road. Head east along the main road and turn right at the end. Turn left again almost immediately after and head east to East Beach. Head north along East Beach and almost immediately you should reach a pedestrian overpass. Head down the left side of the pedestrian over- pass and into the car park. The tag is located on the back wall of the car park. 011. EAST BEACH: ON WALL ON BOTTOM FLOOR OF MULTI-STOREY CAR PARK From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and take the first right on to the main road. Head east along the main road and turn right at the end. Turn left again almost immediately after and head east to East Beach. Head north along East Beach and almost immediately you should reach a pedestrian overpass. Take the first left after passing the overpass, and on the right side of the street is an entrance to a multi-storey car park. Head in there, and the tag is located on the wall just to the right of the entrance. 012. LOS FLORES: ON WALL OF FRONT ENTRANCE OF BUILDING From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and take the first right on to the main road. Head east along the main road and turn left at the end. Head north along this road and after the first right turn, look along the right side of the street for a white building. The tag is located outside the entrance of the building. 013. LOS FLORES: BACK WALL OF HOTEL BEHIND COLONEL FUHRBERGER'S HOUSE From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and take the first right on to the main road. Head east along the main road and turn left at the end. Head north along this road and after the second right turn, look along the right side of the street for the Golden Palms Hotel. Head down the alley next to it and turn the corner. Climb over the low wall and the tag is located on the wall on the right. 014. LOS FLORES: BACK WALL OF HOUSE, PARTLY HIDDEN BY A HEDGE From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and take the first right on to the main road. Head east along the main road and turn left at the end. Follow this road north and turn left before the road curves left. Look along the left side of the road for several rows of houses. After you cross the overpass, look along the left side of the street. The tag is located on the back wall of the second house on the left, partly hidden by a hedge. 015. EAST LOS SANTOS: CORNER OF BUILDING From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and take the first right on to the main road. Head east along the main road and turn left at the end. Follow this road north and take the second left before the road curves left. Head west along this road, and take the second left again. Immediately after turning, look on the corner on the left side of the road. The tag is located on the wall on the corner. 016. EAST BEACH: ON WALL BETWEEN TWO STEEL DOORS From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and take the first right on to the main road. Head east along the main road and turn left at the end. Take the next left after that on the 'S' shaped road, and look along the right side of the road for two steel doors. The tag is located on the wall between the two doors. 017. LOS FLORES: BEHIND WALL IN CORNER OF ALLEY From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and take the first right on to the main road. Head east along the main road and turn left at the end. After turning left, take the next left into the 'S' shaped road and turn right at the end. After turning right, look along the left side of the road for a narrow alleyway. Head down the alleyway, and turn left. The tag is located behind a wall in the corner of the alley. 018. EAST LOS SANTOS: ON CORNER OF WALL IN NARROW ALLEY From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first left by the crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Turn left again and head east until you reach the west side of the Los Santos Forum. Turn left again and head north. Take the first left and then the first right. Head down the first alley you see on the left side of the street and turn the corner. The tag is located on the corner of the wall on the right. 019. EAST LOS SANTOS: ON WALL IN NARROW ALLEY From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first left by the crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Turn left again and head east until you reach the west side of the Los Santos Forum. Turn left again and head north. Take the first left and then the first right. Head down the first alley you see on the left side of the street and turn the corner. The tag is located a little further up from the previous tag. It's on the wall on the left. 020. EAST LOS SANTOS: ON BRICK WALL IN ALLEY NEXT TO CLUCKIN' BELL RESTAURANT From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and take the second right. On the corner of the next left turn is a Cluckin' Bell Restaurant. The tag is located on the wall of the alley next to the restaurant. Note: Found during the "Tagging Up Turf" mission for Sweet. 021. EAST LOS SANTOS: UNDER ARCHWAY NEAR CAR WASH From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first left by the crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Turn left again and head east until you reach the west side of the Los Santos Forum. Turn left again and head north. Take the first left and head west. Cross the underpass and take the next left. Immediately on the corner as you turn left, there is a car wash on the left. Go through the car wash and turn right. The tag is located under the small archway to the right of the car wash. 022. EAST LOS SANTOS: BACK WALL OF BUILDING BEHIND RAILINGS From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and take the second right. Directly ahead of you is a building. Go through the opening in the wall to the right of the building and the tag is located on the back wall of the building on the left. Climb over the railings to get to it. 023. EAST BEACH: NEXT TO TICKET BOOTH AT LOS SANTOS FORUM From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first left by the crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Turn left again and head east until you reach the west side of the Los Santos Forum. Head to the south east corner of the Los Santos Forum and the tag is located on the wall of the stadium, to the right of a ticket booth. 024. PLAYA DEL SEVILLE: ON WALL THAT OVERLOOKS BEACH From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and take the first right on to the main road. Head east along the main road and turn right at the end. Turn left again almost immediately after and head east to East Beach. There is a beach on the right side of the street. Head there and look along the wall that overlooks it near the stone pier. The tag is located on the wall. 025. PLAYA DEL SEVILLE: BACK WALL OF ROW OF BLUE APARTMENTS From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first left by the crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Turn left again and head east until you reach the west side of the Los Santos Forum. Follow the road around to the south side of the Los Santos Forum, and take the second right. As you turn right, look on the corner on the right side of the street for a row of blue apartments. Go up the steps on the corner and the tag is located on the wall on the right. 026. PLAYA DEL SEVILLE: WALL IN FRONT OF BLUE APARTMENTS THAT FACES THE BEACH From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first left by the crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Turn left again and head east until you reach the west side of the Los Santos Forum. Follow the road around to the south side of the Los Santos Forum, and take the second right. After turning right, you should see a low brick wall in front of the row of blue apartments that faces the beach. The tag is located on the brick wall. 027. PLAYA DEL SEVILLE: ON WALL NEXT TO BASKETBALL COURTS From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first left by the crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Turn left again and head east until you reach the west side of the Los Santos Forum. Follow the road around to the south side of the Los Santos Forum, and take the first right you come to. Directly ahead of you, at the end of this road is a basketball court. The tag is located on the wall next to the basketball court. 028. OCEAN DOCKS: ON GREEN SUPPORT BEAM OF BRIDGE From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the second left. Follow this road south until you reach a bridge with green support beams that crosses over into the Ocean Docks area. The tag is located on the first green support beam on the left side of the bridge. 029. WILLOWFIELD: ON OUTSIDE WALL OF GENERATOR COMPOUND From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first left by the crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Turn left again and head east until you reach the west side of the Los Santos Forum. Follow the road around to the south side of the Los Santos Forum, and take the first right you come to. Turn right at the end of this road and then turn right again. Look along the left side of the road for a compound full of generators. The tag is on the outside wall of this compound. 030. OCEAN DOCKS: ON CORNER OF WALL From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first left by the crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Turn left again and head east until you reach the west side of the Los Santos Forum. Follow the road around to the south side of the Los Santos Forum, and take the second right. Head south and follow the road as it curves west. Take the first right you come to and immediately on the corner on the left side of the street is a tall wall. The tag is located on the corner of the wall. 031. OCEAN DOCKS: ON WALL OF BLUE TRAIN CARRIAGE WAREHOUSE From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first left by the crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Turn left again and head east until you reach the west side of the Los Santos Forum. Follow the road around to the south side of the Los Santos Forum, and take the second right. Head south and follow the road as it curves west. Pass under the bridge with the green support beams and look along the right side of the road for a blue warehouse that holds train carriages. The tag is located on the wall of this warehouse. 032. WILLOWFIELD: ON SIDE WALL OF BRIDGE IN FLOOD CONTROL AREA From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first left by the crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Turn left again and head east until you reach the west side of the Los Santos Forum. Follow the road around to the south side of the Los Santos Forum, and take the second right. Head south and follow the road as it curves west. Pass under the bridge with the green support beams and look along the right side of the road for a blue ware- house that holds train carriages. Get on the train tracks next to the blue warehouse and follow them north west. After you drive through the tunnel, look along the left side of the train tracks for a pile of tyres. Run past the tyres and drop down into the flood control area. The tag is located on the side wall of the bridge next to you. 033. OCEAN DOCKS: BEHIND RED CONTAINER THAT FACES THE OCEAN From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first left by the crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Turn left again and head east until you reach the west side of the Los Santos Forum. Follow the road around to the south side of the Los Santos Forum, and take the second right. Head south and follow the road as it curves west. Pass under the bridge with the green support beams and take the second left you come to. Turn left again and almost immediately on the right there are some steps leading down to a long dock next to the tall yellow crane. Head down there and go between the stack of containers between the first and second containers on the left. The tag is located at the back of the containers that faces the ocean. 034. OCEAN DOCKS: WALL OF BRIDGE IN FLOOD CONTROL AREA From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first left by the crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Turn left again and head east until you reach the west side of the Los Santos Forum. Follow the road around to the south side of the Los Santos Forum, and take the second right. Head south and take the next right. Head along this road until you reach a bridge straight ahead. Go down the left side of the bridge and drop down into the flood control area a little further up. The tag is located on the wall of the bridge straight ahead. 035. WILLOWFIELD: WALL OF 98 CENT STORE From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first left by the crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Turn left again and head east until you reach the west side of the Los Santos Forum. Follow the road around to the south side of the Los Santos Forum, and take the second right. Head south and take the next right. Head along this road and cross the bridge straight ahead. Take the first right and then right again after that. After turning right, look on the corner on the left side of the street for a 98 cent store. The tag is located on the side of the store. 036. WILLOWFIELD: WALL OF BUILDING WITH A HEDGE AROUND IT From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first left by the crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Turn left again and then take the second right. Head south along this road, and at the end, directly ahead of you is a grey building with a hedge running around the front of it. The tag is located on the side of the building, just past the hedge. 037. EAST BEACH: WALL OF ROOFTOP OF WHITE APARTMENT From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and take the first right on to the main road. Head east along the main road and turn right at the end. Turn left again almost immediately after and head east to East Beach. Head north along East Beach (stay on the left side of the road) and after the second left turn, there is a white apartment with two yellow garage doors at one end. Climb onto the roof of the garages and make your way across the rooftop. Once you drop down, look behind you and the tag is located on the wall in front of you. 038. WILLOWFIELD: ON WALL OF CLUCKIN' BELL RESTAURANT From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first left by the crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Turn left again and then turn right. Head south along this road and look along the right side of the road for a Cluckin' Bell Restaurant. The tag is located on the south side of the Cluckin' Bell Restaurant. 039. GANTON: SIDE OF THE OVERPASS IN GROVE STREET From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and very shortly after you should reach a overpass. Drive under the overpass and immediately look along the left side of it. The tag is located on the side of the overpass, next to the house behind Denise's house. 040. GANTON: ON BACK WALL OF "BOTANICA" STORE From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and drive straight through the crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Shortly after passing the "Ten Green Bottles" bar, look along the left side of the road for a blue "Botanica" store. Head behind the wire fence next to it, and look on the back wall of the shop to find the tag. 041. JEFFERSON: ON WALL OF GARAGE NEXT TO A HOUSE IN BALLA TERRITORY From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and drive straight through the crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Take the first right you come to shortly after, and cross the bridge. After crossing the bridge, and after the first right turn, approach the house opposite the right turn in the road to find the tag just inside the open garage. 042. JEFFERSON: ON WALL OF CHURCH NEXT TO STAINED GLASS WINDOWS From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and head north. Take the third left and cross the train tracks. Immediately after you cross the train tracks, look on the corner on the right side of the street, and you'll see a church with stained-glass windows. The tag is located on the wall next to the windows. 043. EAST LOS SANTOS: IN ALLEY BETWEEN LIQUOR STORE AND ORANGE BUILDING From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and head north. Take the third right and then turn left again almost immediately. As you turn left, look on the corner on the left side of the street and you'll see a liquor store with a Sprunk machine outside. Go down the alley next to the liqour and the tag is located on the wall of an orange building on the right. 044. EAST LOS SANTOS: ON BACK WALL OF UNDERGROUND CAR PARK From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and head north. Take the third left and then turn right again almost immediately after, just before you cross the train tracks. After the first right turn, look along the right side of the street for an opening leading down to an undeground car park. Head down there, and look along the wall on the right. The tag is located on the wall about 3/4 of the way along. 045. LAS COLINAS: ON WALL OF TUNNEL ENTRANCE From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and head north. Take the third left and get on the train tracks. Follow the train tracks north until you reach a tunnel that leads to Red County in the countryside. The tag is located on the wall on the left side of the tunnel entrance. 046. LAS COLINAS: ON REAR CORNER OF HOUSE From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and head north. Take the third left and get on the train tracks. Follow the train tracks north and turn left when you reach the tunnel entrance. Take the first right, which is an 'S' shaped road. Turn right at the top of the 'S' shaped road, and look along the left side of the street for a brown house with a red-tiled roof. The tag is located on the rear corner of this house. 047. LAS COLINAS: BETWEEN TWO HOUSES From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and head north. Take the third left and get on the train tracks. Follow the train tracks north and turn left when you reach the tunnel entrance. Head northwest along this road, turn right, and head under the bridge. As the road curves to the right, look between the second and third house on the right side of the street. The tag is located on the wall on the left. 048. GLEN PARK: IN MIDDLE OF A ROW OF HOUSES From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and head north. Take the third left and get on the train tracks. Follow the train tracks north and turn left when you reach the tunnel entrance. Head northwest along this road, and drive through the crossroads you come to. After driving through the crossroads, look along the left side of the road for a row of yellow houses. Go past the opening in the wire fence of the third house on the left, and the tag is located on the wall on the right. 049. LAS COLINAS: BETWEEN TWO HOUSES From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and head north. Take the third left and get on the train tracks. Follow the train tracks north and turn left when you reach the tunnel entrance. Head northwest along this road, and turn left at the fork in the road a little further up. After the first left turn you come to, look opposite the turn and you'll see a narrow alley between a bright orange building and a grey-ish coloured building. Head down the narrow alley, and the tag is located on the wall on the right. 050. LAS COLINAS: SIDE OF BRICK ZIGZAG SLOPE From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and head north. Take the third left and get on the train tracks. Follow the train tracks north and turn left when you reach the tunnel entrance. Head northwest along this road, and turn right at the fork in the road. Almost immediately after you turn right at the fork, there is a brick zigzag slope on the right side of the street. The tag is located on the wall at the bottom of the slope. 051. JEFFERSON: UNDERNEATH STEPS LEADING TO ROOF OF JEFFERSON MOTEL From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and head north. Take the third left and get on the train tracks. Follow the train tracks north and take the second to last left before you reach the tunnel entrance. After turning left, look along the right side of the street for the Jefferson Motel. Climb over the fence, and directly ahead of you are the stairs leading up to the roof. The tag is located under the stairs. 052. JEFFERSON: BACK OF FENCE IN ALLEY From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and head north. Take the third left and get on the train tracks. Follow the train tracks north and take first left you come to. Take the first right after that, and look along the left side of the street for an opening that leads down a narrow alley. Head down the alley, and the tag is located on the fence on the right. 053. JEFFERSON: IN ALLEY BEHIND "COUTT AND SCHUTZ" CAR LOT From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and head north. Take the third left and get on the train tracks. Follow the train tracks north and turn left when you reach the tunnel entrance. Head north-west along this road and after passing the Jefferson Motel, look along the left side of the street for a car lot. Climb over the wire fence next to the building, and the tag is located in the corner of the alley, directly ahead of you. 054. GLEN PARK: UNDERNEATH BRIDGE THAT CROSSES OVER GLEN PARK From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and head north. Take the third left and get on the train tracks. Follow the train tracks north and turn left when you reach the tunnel entrance. Head northwest along this road, and take the third left into Glen Park. Head south until you reach a bridge that crosses over Glen Park. The tag is located on a brick wall under neath the bridge. 055. GLEN PARK: WALL OF BUILDING IN ALLEY From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and head north. Take the third left and get on the train tracks. Follow the train tracks north and turn left when you reach the tunnel entrance. Head northwest along this road, and take the third left into Glen Park. Head south until you reach a bridge that crosses over Glen Park. Cross the bridge, and across the road you should see a building with an orange roof. Head down the alley next to this building, and the tag is located on the wall on the left. 056. GLEN PARK: NORTH EAST CORNER OF BMX PARK From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and head north. Take the third left and get on the train tracks. Follow the train tracks north and turn left when you reach the tunnel entrance. Head northwest along this road, and take the third left into Glen Park. Head south until you reach a bridge that crosses over Glen Park. Cross the bridge, and across the road you should see a building with an orange roof. Head down the alley and exit at the other side. Across the road you should see the BMX park. The tag is located in the north east corner of the BMX park. 057. JEFFERS0N: BACK WALL OF JEFFERSON HOSPITAL, HIDDEN BY A PLANT From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and cross over the train tracks in Idlewood. Turn right immediately after crossing the train tracks, and head north. Cross the bridge and continue heading north. Take the first left, and directly ahead of you, at the end of the road is the Jefferson Hospital. The tag is located on the east side of the hospital, hidden behind a plant. 058. IDLEWOOD: BACK WALL OF MOTEL From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first left by the crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Take the first right after that, and head west along this road until you reach the train tracks. Cross the train tracks and turn left. Straight ahead of you is a small road that leads round to the back of a motel. Head round there, and tag is located on the wall on the right. 059. WILLOWFIELD: BACK WALL OF SUPERMARKET From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and cross over the train tracks in Idlewood. After crossing the train tracks, take the second left and head south along this road. On the third right turn, look on the corner on the right side of the street to find a supermarket. The tag is located on the wall behind the supermarket, next to a Sprunk machine. 060. IDLEWOOD: ON WINDOW BELOW A FIRE ESCAPE From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and cross over the train tracks in Idlewood. After crossing the train tracks, take the second left and head south along this road. Take the second right turn, and look along the right side of the road for a window below a fire escape. The tag is located on the window. 061. IDLEWOOD: SIDE OF HOUSE IN COURTYARD From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and cross over the train tracks in Idlewood. After crossing the train tracks, take the second right and look on the left for a row of houses. Go through the small opening between the second and third house and the tag is located on the wall on the left as you enter. 062. IDLEWOOD: SIDE OF HOUSE IN COURTYARD From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and cross over the train tracks in Idlewood. After crossing the train tracks, continue heading west and stop on the corner of the fourth left turn. Look on the corner on the right side of the street and you'll see an opening in a wire fence. Go through the opening and head to the northwest corner of the courtyard. The tag is located on the side of the wall of the building in the north west corner. 063. IDLEWOOD: SIDE OF "ALHAMBRA" CLUB From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and cross over the train tracks in Idlewood. After crossing the train tracks, continue heading west, and take the fourth left turn. Turn right at the end of this road and then turn right again. Turn left at the top of the road and on the corner on the left side of the street is the "Alhambra" Club. The tag is located on the wall of a shallow alcove in the northwest corner, hidden by the hedge surrounding the club. 064. LITTLE MEXICO: SIDE OF YELLOW CYLINDRICAL BUILDING From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and cross over the train tracks in Idlewood. After crossing the train tracks, continue heading west, and take the fourth left turn. Turn right at the end of this road and then turn right again. Turn left at the top of the road and head west. On the corner of the second left turn on the left side of the street is a cylindrical-shaped yellow building. The tag is located on the side of the building. It might be easier to see at night. 065. LITTLE MEXICO: ON FRONT WALL OF BUILDING From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and cross over the train tracks in Idlewood. After crossing the train tracks, continue heading west, and take the fourth left turn. Turn right at the end of this road and then turn right again. Turn left at the top of the road and head west. Take the second left turn, and head south along this road. Turn right at the top of the road, and immediately on the corner on the left side of the street is a grey-coloured building. The tag is located on the front of the building. 066. LITTLE MEXICO: ON WALL INSIDE SMALL EMPTY COURTYARD From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and cross over the train tracks in Idlewood. After crossing the train tracks, continue heading west, and take the fourth left turn. Turn right at the end of this road and head west again. Take the second right and then turn left almost immediately. After turning left, there is an opening in a stone wall leading to a small empty courtyard on the corner on the right side of the street. Go through the opening and the tag is on a wall on the left as you enter. 067. IDLEWOOD: BEHIND CAR WASH SIGN ON ROOF OF CAR WASH From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first left by the crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Turn right and head west along this road until you reach the train tracks in Idlewood. Cross the train tracks and turn left. Turn right almost immediately and head west along this road. After the second left turn, there is a car wash on the corner on the left side of the street. Go around to the back of the car wash, and climb on to the Broadway parked there. Climb on to the roof of the car wash from there, and go behind the car wash sign where you'll find the tag. 068. EL CORONA: SIDE OF "LIQUOR MART" STORE From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first left by the crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Turn right and head west along this road until you reach the train tracks in Idlewood. Cross the train tracks and turn left. Turn right almost immediately and head west along this road. Take the third left, and head south. After crossing the bridge that crosses over the flood-control area, look along the left side of the street for a small "Liquor Mart" store. The tag is located on the wall on the right side of the store. 069. EL CORONA: ABOVE DOORWAY OF HOUSE From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first left by the crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Turn right and head west along this road until you reach the train tracks in Idlewood. Cross the train tracks and turn left. Turn right almost immediately and head west along this road. Take the third left, and head south. Turn left at the end of this road, and on the right side of the road is an opening in a fence next to a pedestrian over- pass. Go through the opening, and cross the train tracks. Climb over the wire fence on the other side, and the tag is located on the right side of the house directly in front of you, above a doorway. 070. EL CORONA: ON WALL NEXT TO ENTRANCE OF BAR From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first left by the crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Turn right and head west along this road until you reach the train tracks in Idlewood. Cross the train tracks and turn left. Turn right almost immediately and head west along this road. Take the third left, and head south. Turn left at the end of this road and then turn right. Cross the train tracks, and on the first corner you come to on the right side of the street is a bar. The tag is located on the front wall of the bar, to the right of the entrance. 071. EL CORONA: UNDER GREEN SLANTED ROOFTOP OF XXX SHOP From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first left by the crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Turn right and head west along this road until you reach the train tracks in Idlewood. Cross the train tracks and turn left. Turn right almost immediately and head west along this road. Take the third left, and head south. Turn left at the end of this road and then turn right. Cross the train tracks, and take the second right opposite the entrance to the airport. On the corner on the right side of the street is a pink XXX shop with a green slanted roof. The tag is located on the wall of the XXX shop, under the slanted green rooftop. 072. EL CORONA: SIDE OF GREEN FENCE From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first left by the crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Turn right and head west along this road until you reach the train tracks in Idlewood. Cross the train tracks and turn left. Turn right almost immediately and head west along this road. Take the third left, and head south. Turn left at the end of this road and then turn right. Cross the train tracks, and take the second right opposite the entrance to the airport. Head west along this road, and after the first right turn, there is a green fence shortly after on the right side of the road. The tag is located on the green fence. 073. EL CORONA: ON SIDE OF HOUSE IN VAGOS TERRITORY From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first left by the crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Turn right and head west along this road until you reach the train tracks in Idlewood. Cross the train tracks and turn left. Turn right almost immediately and head west along this road. Take the third left, and head south. Turn left at the end of this road and then turn right. Cross the train tracks, and take the second right opposite the entrance to the airport. Head west along this road, and take the first right. Head along this road and turn left. Along the right side of the road is a row of houses. The tag is located on the side of the easternmost house (the first house on the right). 074. IDLEWOOD: ON WALL IN MIDDLE OF FLOOD-CONTROL AREA From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first left by the crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Turn right and head west along this road until you reach the train tracks in Idlewood. Cross the train tracks and turn left. Turn right almost immediately and head west along this road. Take the third left, and head south. A little further up is a road that crosses over the flood control area. Go through the opening in the wall on the left side of the bridge, and head down into the flood control area. The tag is on the wall in the middle of the flood control area straight ahead. 075. PERSHING SQUARE: SIDE OF LOS SANTOS POLICE DEPARTMENT HEADQUARTERS From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first left by the crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Turn right and head west along this road until you reach the train tracks in Idlewood. Cross the train tracks and turn left. Turn right almost immediately and head west along this road. Take the fifth right and then turn left again immediately after. Continue to head west until you pass under the Mulholland Intersection. After passing under the Mulholland Intersection, look on the corner on the right side of the street and you'll find the Los Santos Police Department Headquarters. You will be able to spot the tag immediately on the side of the wall. 076. COMMERCE: WALL OF CITY HALL BEHIND FLOWERBED From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first left by the crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Turn right and head west along this road until you reach the train tracks in Idlewood. Cross the train tracks and turn left. Turn right almost immediately and head west along this road. Take the fifth right and then turn left again immediately after. Continue to head west until you pass under the Mulholland Intersection. After the first left turn, look on the left side of the street for the City Hall building. The tag is located on the wall in the northwest corner, behind a flowerbed. 077. COMMERCE: SIDE OF "LEGAL" BUILDING From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first left by the crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Turn right and head west along this road until you reach the train tracks in Idlewood. Cross the train tracks and turn left. Turn right almost immediately and head west along this road. Take the fifth right and then turn left again immediately after. Continue to head west until you pass under the Mulholland Intersection. After the second right turn, look on the corner on the right side of the street and you'll see a "Legal" building. The tag is on the side of this building. 078. VERONA BEACH: ON WALL AT END OF BALCONY From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first left by the crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Turn right and head west along this road until you reach the train tracks in Idlewood. Cross the train tracks and turn left. Turn right almost immediately and head west along this road. Take the fifth right and then turn left again immediately after. Continue to head west until you pass under the Mulholland Intersection. Take the third right and cut across to the next road opposite. Look on the corner on the right side of the street and you'll see some steps leading up to a balcony. Head up the steps and turn right. Follow the balcony round and the tag is located on the wall at the end. 079. MARKET: ON WALL UNDER FUTURISTIC-LOOKING BUILDING From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first left by the crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Turn right and head west along this road until you reach the train tracks in Idlewood. Cross the train tracks and turn left. Turn right almost immediately and head west along this road. Take the fifth right and then turn left again immediately after. Continue to head west until you pass under the Mulholland Intersection. Take the third right and after the second left (including the first left, almost opposite), look on the left side of the road for a futuristic-looking building. Head down the slope and follow the wall around until you find the tag. 080. DOWNTOWN LOS SANTOS: ON WALL NEXT TO TREES IN FOOD COURT From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and head north. Take the third left and get on the train tracks. Follow the train tracks north and turn left when you reach the tunnel entrance. Head northwest along this road, and take the third left into Glen Park. Head south until you reach a bridge that crosses over Glen Park. Cross the bridge, and across the road you should see a building with an orange roof. Head down the alley and exit at the other side. Turn right and head west. At the end of the road, look across the road and you should see some steps leading up into a food court in front of you. Head up the steps and enter the food court. Head forward to the two trees at the back, and the tag is located on the wall to the left of the trees. 081. DOWNTOWN LOS SANTOS: ON WALL BEHIND PILLAR OF BUILDING From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and head north. Take the third left and get on the train tracks. Follow the train tracks north and turn left when you reach the tunnel entrance. Head northwest along this road, and take the third left into Glen Park. Head south until you reach a bridge that crosses over Glen Park. Cross the bridge, and across the road you should see a building with an orange roof. Head down the alley and exit at the other side. Turn right and head west. Turn right again at the end of the road and head north. Take the second left and head west until you pass under the Mulholland Intersection. Look on the left side of the street of the first corner you come to, and look behind the pillars just before the corner. The tag is located on the wall behind the last one. 082. MULHOLLAND INTERSECTION: BACK WALL OF CAR PARK UNDER INTERSECTION From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and head north. Take the third left and get on the train tracks. Follow the train tracks north and turn left when you reach the tunnel entrance. Head northwest along this road, and take the third left into Glen Park. Head south until you reach a bridge that crosses over Glen Park. Cross the bridge, and across the road you should see a building with an orange roof. Head down the alley and exit at the other side. Turn right and head west. Turn right again at the end of the road and head north. Take the second left and head west until you pass under the Mulholland Intersection. Turn right into the car park shortly after passing under the intersection, and head to the wall at the back. The tag is on the wall in the northwest corner. 083. TEMPLE: SIDE OF SMALL BUILDING ON STREET CORNER From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and head north. Take the third left and get on the train tracks. Follow the train tracks north and turn left when you reach the tunnel entrance. Head northwest along this road until you reach the Mulholland Intersection. Drive straight through the Mulholland Intersection, and after the fifth left turn, look on the corner on the left side of the street, next to the fifth left turn. The tag is on the side of a small building on the corner. 084. TEMPLE: ON SIDE WALL OF YELLOW BUILDING From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and head north. Take the third left and get on the train tracks. Follow the train tracks north and turn left when you reach the tunnel entrance. Head northwest along this road until you reach the Mulholland Intersection. Drive straight through the Mulholland Intersection, and take the fourth left. After turning left, look on the corner on the right side of the street and you'll easily see the tag on the side of the yellow building. 085. MARKET: SIDE OF BUILDING ON STREET CORNER From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and head north. Take the third left and get on the train tracks. Follow the train tracks north and turn left when you reach the tunnel entrance. Head northwest along this road, and take the third left into Glen Park. Head south until you reach a bridge that crosses over Glen Park. Cross the bridge, and across the road you should see a building with an orange roof. Head down the alley and exit at the other side. Turn right and head west. Turn right again at the end of the road and head north. Take the second left and head west until you pass under the Mulholland Intersection. Continue heading west once you pass the inter- section, and take the third left. Immediately after turning, look on the cor- ner, on the right side of the road and you'll see the tag on the side of the building on the street corner. 086. MARKET: UNDER AWNING ON LEDGE OF BUILDING From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and head north. Take the third left and get on the train tracks. Follow the train tracks north and turn left when you reach the tunnel entrance. Head northwest along this road, and take the third left into Glen Park. Head south until you reach a bridge that crosses over Glen Park. Cross the bridge, and across the road you should see a building with an orange roof. Head down the alley and exit at the other side. Turn right and head west. Turn right again at the end of the road and head north. Take the second left and head west until you pass under the Mulholland Intersection. Continue heading west once you pass the inter- section, and take the fourth left. Turn left again when you can, and look on the corner on the right side of the street. Climb on to the ledge on the side of the building, and the tag is on the wall under the awning. 087. MARKET: ROOF OF BUILDING BEHIND PALM TREE From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first left by the crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Turn right and head west along this road until you reach the train tracks in Idlewood. Cross the train tracks and turn left. Turn right almost immediately and head west along this road. Take the fifth right and then turn left again immediately after. Continue to head west until you pass under the Mulholland Intersection. Take the third right and then the second left. Head west along this road and take the third left. Turn left and then left again. Look on the left side of the road for a palm tree shortly after turning. Behind the palm tree is a rooftop. Use the base of the palm tree to climb on to the rooftop, and the tag is on the wall on the left. 088. MARINA: ON WALL OF DOCK NEAR WATER From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first left by the crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Turn right and head west along this road until you reach the train tracks in Idlewood. Cross the train tracks and turn left. Turn right almost immediately and head west along this road. Take the fifth right and then turn left again immediately after. Continue to head west until you pass under the Mulholland Intersection. Take the third right and then the second left. Head west along this road and after the fourth left turn, look along the left side of the road for a gap between two apart- ments. Go through the gap, and down the steps on the right. The tag is on the stone wall at the bottom of the steps. 089. RODEO: ON WALL BEHIND HUGE "RANCH" BILLBOARD From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first left by the crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Turn right and head west along this road until you reach the train tracks in Idlewood. Cross the train tracks and turn left. Turn right almost immediately and head west along this road. Take the fifth right and then turn left again immediately after. Continue to head west until you pass under the Mulholland Intersection. Take the third right and then the second left. Head west along this road and take the fifth left. Shortly after, look on the right side of the road for a "Ranch" bill- board. The tag is located on the wall behind the "Ranch" billboard. 090. RODEO: ON WALL OF "VINYL COUNTDOWN" MUSIC STORE From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and head north. Take the third left and get on the train tracks. Follow the train tracks north and turn left when you reach the tunnel entrance. Head northwest along this road, and take the third left into Glen Park. Head south until you reach a bridge that crosses over Glen Park. Cross the bridge, and across the road you should see a building with an orange roof. Head down the alley and exit at the other side. Turn right and head west. Turn right again at the end of the road and head north. Take the second left and head west until you pass under the Mulholland Intersection. Continue heading west once you pass the inter- section, and follow the road as it curves southwest. After the third left turn, look along the right side of the road for an orange "Vinyl Countdown" store. The tag is on the side of the store. 091. SANTA MARIA BEACH: ROOF OF BUILDING AT END OF "YACHT HARBOUR PIER" From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and head north. Take the third left and get on the train tracks. Follow the train tracks north and turn left when you reach the tunnel entrance. Head northwest along this road, and take the third left into Glen Park. Head south until you reach a bridge that crosses over Glen Park. Cross the bridge, and across the road you should see a building with an orange roof. Head down the alley and exit at the other side. Turn right and head west. Turn right again at the end of the road and head north. Take the second left and head west until you pass under the Mulholland Intersection. Continue heading west once you pass the inter- section, and follow the road as it curves southwest. Follow the road round to the Santa Maria Beach. Head on to the long wooden pier on Santa Maria Beach, and head to the end. Turn left at the end of the pier, and go behind the low building next to the ferris wheel. Use the steps to get on to the roof of the low building, and the tag is on the wall on the left at the top of the steps. 092. SANTA MARIA BEACH: UNDER AWNING OUTSIDE ROW OF SHOPS From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and head north. Take the third left and get on the train tracks. Follow the train tracks north and turn left when you reach the tunnel entrance. Head northwest along this road, and take the third left into Glen Park. Head south until you reach a bridge that crosses over Glen Park. Cross the bridge, and across the road you should see a building with an orange roof. Head down the alley and exit at the other side. Turn right and head west. Turn right again at the end of the road and head north. Take the second left and head west until you pass under the Mulholland Intersection. Continue heading west once you pass the inter- section, and follow the road as it curves southwest. Follow the road round to the Santa Maria Beach. Head to the row of shops just east of the "Yacht Harbour Pier", behind the Pay 'N' Spray, and you'll find the tag under an awning on the back wall. 093. MARINA: BUILDING ON STREET CORNER BEHIND PIER From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and head north. Take the third left and get on the train tracks. Follow the train tracks north and turn left when you reach the tunnel entrance. Head northwest along this road, and take the third left into Glen Park. Head south until you reach a bridge that crosses over Glen Park. Cross the bridge, and across the road you should see a building with an orange roof. Head down the alley and exit at the other side. Turn right and head west. Turn right again at the end of the road and head north. Take the second left and head west until you pass under the Mulholland Intersection. Continue heading west once you pass the inter- section, and follow the road as it curves southwest. Follow the road round to the Santa Maria Beach. Head east along Santa Maria Beach, and look along the right side of the road for another pier just east of the "Yacht Harbour Pier". The tag is located on the building on the street corner behind the pier. 094. VERONA BEACH: SIDE OF BUILDING From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and head north. Take the third left and get on the train tracks. Follow the train tracks north and turn left when you reach the tunnel entrance. Head northwest along this road, and take the third left into Glen Park. Head south until you reach a bridge that crosses over Glen Park. Cross the bridge, and across the road you should see a building with an orange roof. Head down the alley and exit at the other side. Turn right and head west. Turn right again at the end of the road and head north. Take the second left and head west until you pass under the Mulholland Intersection. Continue heading west once you pass the inter- section, and follow the road as it curves southwest. Follow the road round to the Santa Maria Beach. Head east along Santa Maria Beach, and as the road curves south towards Los Santos International, look on the corner on the left side of the street. The tag is on the side of the building. 095. VERDANT BLUFFS: ON WALL ON ROOFTOP OF GREEN BUILDING From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and head north. Take the third left and get on the train tracks. Follow the train tracks north and turn left when you reach the tunnel entrance. Head northwest along this road, and take the third left into Glen Park. Head south until you reach a bridge that crosses over Glen Park. Cross the bridge, and across the road you should see a building with an orange roof. Head down the alley and exit at the other side. Turn right and head west. Turn right again at the end of the road and head north. Take the second left and head west until you pass under the Mulholland Intersection. Continue heading west once you pass the inter- section, and follow the road as it curves southwest. Follow the road round to the Santa Maria Beach. Head east along Santa Maria Beach, and as the road curves south towards Los Santos International, turn left. Head east along this road, and take the first right you come to. Follow the winding road until it stops. Directly ahead of you is a huge green building. Use the ramp on the north side of the building to get to the roof, and the tag is on the wall at the top of the ramp. 096. LOS SANTOS INTERNATIONAL: SIDE OF CONTROL TOWER From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and take the first left on to the main road. Follow the main road west and then follow it south until you reach Los Santos International. Head to the huge dome- shaped building in the middle of the airport, and then head east again to the control tower. The tag is located on the south side of the control tower. 097. LOS SANTOS INTERNATIONAL: ON LEDGE ABOVE TUNNEL From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and head north. Take the third left and get on the train tracks. Follow the train tracks north and turn left when you reach the tunnel entrance. Head northwest along this road, and take the third left into Glen Park. Head south until you reach a bridge that crosses over Glen Park. Cross the bridge, and across the road you should see a building with an orange roof. Head down the alley and exit at the other side. Turn right and head west. Turn right again at the end of the road and head north. Take the second left and head west until you pass under the Mulholland Intersection. Continue heading west once you pass the inter- section, and follow the road as it curves southwest. Follow the road round to the Santa Maria Beach. Head east along Santa Maria Beach, and follow the road as it curves south. Continue following the road until you reach a tunnel that runs along the southernmost road around Los Santos International. On the left side of the road is a ledge leading to another ledge at the top of the tunnel. Head up the ledge, and the tag is on the wall at the top. 098. WILLOWFIELD: ABOVE SHELTER-LIKE BUILDING From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first left by the crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Turn left again and head east until you reach the west side of the Los Santos Forum. Follow the road around to the south side of the Los Santos Forum, and take the second right. Head south and follow the road as it curves west. Pass under the bridge with the green support beams and take the first right. Cross the train tracks and turn left. After turning left, look on the corner on the right side of the street. There are three shelter-like buildings on the corner. The tag is located above the first one on the right. 099. DOWNTOWN LOS SANTOS: ON WALL BEHIND PILLAR From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and head north. Take the third left and get on the train tracks. Follow the train tracks north and turn left when you reach the tunnel entrance. Head northwest along this road, and take the third left into Glen Park. Head south until you reach a bridge that crosses over Glen Park. Cross the bridge, and across the road you should see a building with an orange roof. Head down the alley and exit at the other side. Turn right and head west. Turn right again at the end of the road and head north. After the first left turn, there is a small open area just before the road slopes upwards. Go into the small area and look behind the wall on the left to find the tag. 100. MULHOLLAND INTERSECTION: SIDE OF SUPPORT BEAM From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and head north. Take the third left and get on the train tracks. Follow the train tracks north and turn left when you reach the tunnel entrance. Head northwest along this road, and turn right at the fork in the road. Follow this road northwest until you reach the Mulholland Intersection. Head down the middle road of the Mulholland Intersection, and the tag is on the side of the support beam, under a part of the road that slopes upwards on the right side of the road. Congratulations, you've just found all 100 gang tags! Now, an AK-47, Sawn-Off Shotgun, Tec-9 and Molotov Cocktails spawn in the kitchen of your house in Ganton. This will make certain missions a lot easier! If you have any problems finding these tags, or you spot any mistakes with the directions, email me and I'll try to be more specific. |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 17. Photo Ops Locations (SAPOL) | |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| Around San Fierro are purple camera icons at certain landmarks. You'll need a camera to find the camera icons as they can only be seen through the viewfinder. Most of these photo ops are also easier to see at night. There is usually a camera near the location of the camera icon. I will also list those if I've found them. NOTE: Use the map in the pause menu to follow directions otherwise the directions do not make sense. 01. MISSIONARY HILL: IN THE AIR ABOVE SOME GENERATORS From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the third right. Head west along this road and take the eighth left once you reach Ocean Flats. Head south along the main road by the beach that overlooks the ocean in Ocean Flats and follow the winding road south through Missionary Hill. Take the first right once you reach the top of Missionary Hill and go down the east side of the white building on the left. You should see some generators behind a barbrd wire fence on the right. Use a melee weapon or a car to knock down the fence and head to the southwest corner of the generators. Use the camera to look up. The camera icon is in the air above the generators. 02. AVISPA COUNTRY CLUB: IN BELL TOWER ON ROOF OF COUNTRY CLUB From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the third right. Head west along this road and take the eighth left once you reach Ocean Flats. Head south along the road that overlooks the beach in Ocean Flats, and take the first left just after you leave the Ocean Flats area. Head to the back of the parking lot outside the front entrance of the Avispa Country Club, and go near the fence of the tennis courts. Look at the bell tower near the roof of the building that juts out of the middle of the club. The camera icon is near the roof. There is a camera outside the front entrance of the club if you need it. 03. EASTER BAY AIRPORT: IN FRONT OF BILLBOARD OUTSIDE AIRPORT From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the third right. Head west along this road and take the second left. A little further up on the corner of the street is the Cobra Martial Arts Gym. Head south from the Cobra Martial Arts Gym and follow the road until you reach the Easter Bay Airport. Look for a billboard with a plane on it above the road that leads to the airport. The camera icon is in front of the billboard. The camera can be found in the grass to the right of the billboard. 04. DOWNTOWN: IN FRONT OF CLOCK TOWER FACE ON ROOF OF BUILDING From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the third right. Head west along this road and take the second left. A little further up on the corner of the street is the Cobra Martial Arts Gym. Head south from the Cobra Martial Arts Gym and take the first left you come to, opposite the road leading to the airport. Head north along this road and follow the road north east until you reach the Garver Bridge. Drive under the Garver Bridge, and look along the right side of the street for a long white building with a clock tower on the roof. The camera icon is in front of the clock tower face. 05. GARVER BRIDGE: ABOVE STEEL BEAM OF BRIDGE You'll need a helicopter to get this camera icon, or you'll need access to Las Venturas. From your garage in Doherty, head north and take the second right. Turn right again and follow this road but stop at the end of the road. Turn to the left and head up the sloping road to get on to the Garver Bridge. If you don't have access to Las Venturas yet, you'll have to find another way around. Follow the Garver Bridge until it starts to cross into the desert. The camera icon is at the top of the second massive red support beam near Las Venturas. If there's a way to pass the roadblock I haven't found it. 06. EASTER BASIN: ABOVE "XOOMER" SIGN OUTSIDE GAS STATION From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the third right. Head west along this road and take the second left. A little further up on the corner of the street is the Cobra Martial Arts Gym. Head south from the Cobra Martial Arts Gym and take the first left you come to, opposite the road leading to the airport. Head north along this road, but stop just before you reach the Kincaid Bridge, there is a Xoomer gas station on the left side of the street. The camera icon is above the rotating X sign outside the gas station. 07. DOHERTY: IN FRONT OF TWO GAS TANKS OUTSIDE "SHADY INDUSTRIES" WAREHOUSE From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the third right. Head west along this road and take the second left. A little further up on the corner of the street is the Cobra Martial Arts Gym. Head south from the Cobra Martial Arts Gym and take the first left you come to, opposite the road leading to the airport. Head north along this road, but stop after the second left turn. On the left side of the street is a "Shady Industries" warehouse. The camera icon is on the south side of the warehouse, in front of the two white gas tanks. 08. AVISPA COUNTRY CLUB: IN AIR ABOVE TENNIS COURTS From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the third right. Head west along this road and take the eighth left once you reach Ocean Flats. Head south along the road that overlooks the beach in Ocean Flats, and take the first right just after you leave the Ocean Flats area. Head to the back of the parking lot outside the front entrance of the Avispa Country Club, and go near the fence of the tennis courts. Enter the tennis courts and the camera icon is in the air above the tennis courts in the south west corner. 09. CITY HALL: IN FRONT OF BUILDING WITH A DOME ON THE ROOF From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the third right. Head west along this road and take the ninth right once you reach Ocean Flats. Head north along the main road that overlooks the beach in Ocean Flats, and after the first left turn look for the City Hall building with a domed roof on the corner. Run up the grassy slope on the left and look for the camera icon on the west side of the building, next to the dome. 10. PALISADES: IN RING OF DONUT ON ROOF OF "TUFF NUTS DONUTS" From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the third right. Head west along this road and take the ninth right once you reach Ocean Flats. Head north along the main road that overlooks the beach in Ocean Flats, take the fourth right you come to, and then the first left after that. Follow the road you are on north towards Palisades, and look for the "Tuff Nuts Donuts" shop on the left side of the street. The camera icon is in the ring of the donut on the roof of the shop. 11. GANT BRIDGE: ABOVE RED BEAM ON SUPPORT STRUCTURE OF BRIDGE From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the third right. Head west along this road and take the ninth right once you reach Ocean Flats. Head north along the main road that overlooks the beach in Ocean Flats, take the fourth right you come to, and then the first left after that. Follow the road you are on north towards Palisades, and look for the "Tuff Nuts Donuts" shop on the left side of the street. Continue past the donut shop, and head north towards the Gant Bridge, which runs between the desert and San Fierro. Take the first left once you reach the Gant Bridge. Once you're on the Gant Bridge, get out of the car and run past the roadblock. Run down the bridge towards the huge red structure in the middle. On the right side of the bridge there is a wooden board you can climb down to. Do so, and walk along the wooden board. At the end look at the second bar of the tall support structure to find the camera icon. 12. SAN FIERRO BAY: ABOVE BRIDGE OF TANKER MOORED IN THE BAY From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the third right. Head west along this road and take the ninth right once you reach Ocean Flats. Head north along the main road that overlooks the beach in Ocean Flats, and follow the road round until you reach the Gant Bridge. Drive under the Gant Bridge, and shortly after, look out at the San Fierro Bay to find the tanker moored there. Fly a helicopter out there, and land near the bridge of the tanker. The camera icon is in the air just above the bridge of the tanker. 13. ESPLANADE NORTH: IN THE AIR JUST ABOVE A SUBMARINE From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the third right. Head west along this road and take the second left. A little further up on the corner of the street is the Cobra Martial Arts Gym. Head south from the Cobra Martial Arts Gym and take the first left you come to, opposite the road leading to the airport. Head north along this road and follow the road north east until you reach the Garver Bridge. Drive under the Garver Bridge, and continue heading north until you reach Esplanade North, where there are rows of piers with warehouses. Head down the northwest pier and you'll find a submarine. If you approach from the tanker the submarine will be along the first pier you come to. The camera icon is in the air just above the submarine. 14. GARVER BRIDGE: BETWEEN TWO STEEL BEAMS OF BRIDGE You'll need a helicopter to get this camera icon, or you'll need access to Las Venturas. From your garage in Doherty, head north and take the second right. Turn right again and follow this road but stop at the end of the road. Turn to the left and head up the sloping road to get on to the Garver Bridge. If you don't have access to Las Venturas yet, you'll have to find another way around. Follow the Garver Bridge but stop when you reach a roadblock. Zoom in on the right side of the first support beam a little past the road block. The camera icon is between two metal bars. 15. EASTER BASIN: IN AIR ABOVE TANKER AT BACK OF NAVAL BASE This is a hard one to get because it's at the back of the naval base. From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the third right. Head west along this road and take the second left. A little further up on the corner of the street is the Cobra Martial Arts Gym. Head south from the Cobra Martial Arts Gym and follow the road until you reach the Easter Bay Airport. Follow the road to the entrance to the airport and enter. If you don't have a Pilot's Licence yet, you can park a car by the security booth, and climb over from there. Head to the runway in the north east corner of the airport and go to the end. From here you can see the tanker at the back of the naval base. You won't be able to actually see the camera icon but you will get a confirmation message just for taking a picture of it. 16. CRANBERRY STATION: UNDER METAL STRUCTURE SURROUNDING PLATFORM From your garage in Doherty, head to Cranberry Station opposite the garage, and go round to the platform. Above the platform is a metal structure surrounding the train station. Zoom in on the underneath of the roof to find the camera icon. 17. KINGS: ON CORNER ROOFTOP OF BUILDING From your garage in Doherty, head north and take the second left. Head west along this road, and take the first left a little further up. Shortly after you turn left, look along the right side of the street and on the corner there is a tall building with a temple-like structure on the roof. The camera icon is near the top of the roof of the structure. 18. KINGS: IN FRONT OF CHINESE STRUCTURE ON CORNER OF ROOFTOP From your garage in Doherty, head north and take the third left. Head west along this road and just before the third right turn, look on the corner on the right side of the street to find a white building with a Chinese structure on the corner of the roof. The camera icon is located in front of the structure on the corner of the rooftop. 19. KINGS: ABOVE POLE ON ROOF OF HOSPITAL From your garage in Doherty, head north and after the first left turn, look on the corner on the left side of the street just before the second left turn to find the hospital. Stand on the opposite side of the street and aim the camera at the very top of the hospital. The camera icon is at the top, above the second of four poles on the roof. 20. DOWNTOWN: IN MIDDLE OF HELIX STRUCTURE IN BACK ROOM OF BUILDING From your garage in Doherty, head north and after the first left turn, look on the corner on the left side of the street just before the second left turn to find the hospital. Continue past the hospital and head north towards Downtown. Take the first right, and the next left after and look for a white building with glass doors and windows on the left side of the street, on the corner of the first left turn. Go through this building to the back room, and you'll find a double helix structure in the middle of the room. The camera icon is in the middle of the structure. 21. CALTON HEIGHTS: IN MIDDLE OF AIR ABOVE HALFWAY POINT OF WINDING PATH From your garage in Doherty, head north, and after the fifth left turn, look for a curved brick path leading upwards on the left side of the street. Stop about halfway up, and turn around. Aim the camera and the camera icon should be right in front of you. If it's not, you either haven't gone up the path enough, or you've gone too far up. 22. JUNIPER HOLLOW: IN FRONT OF REVOLVING BURGER SIGN OUTSIDE BURGER SHOT From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the third right. Head west along this road and take the ninth right once you reach Ocean Flats. Head north along the main road that overlooks the beach in Ocean Flats, take the fourth right you come to, and then the first left after that. Follow the road you are on north towards Palisades, and look for the "Tuff Nuts Donuts" shop on the left side of the street. Continue past the "Tuff Nuts Donuts" shop, and take the first right a little further north. Take the third left after that, and follow this road north and after the first right, look for a Burger Shot restaurant on the corner on the right side of the street. The camera icon is in front of the revolving burger on the roof of the restaurant. 23. CALTON HEIGHTS: IN AIR JUST ABOVE TUNNEL From your garage in Doherty, head north and take the sixth left (excluding the winding brick path). At the end of this road you should see a tunnel. The camera icon is just above the entrance of the tunnel. 24. FINANCIAL: IN AIR ABOVE TRANSMITTER ON ROOF OF "VANK HOFF HOTEL" From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the third right. Head west along this road and take the second left. A little further up on the corner of the street is the Cobra Martial Arts Gym. Head south from the Cobra Martial Arts Gym and take the first left you come to, opposite the road leading to the airport. Head north along this road and follow the road north east until you reach the Garver Bridge. Drive under the Garver Bridge, and look along the right side of the street for a long white building with a clock tower on the roof. Head west from the clock tower, and take the first right. On the corner is the Vank Hoff Hotel where you can take the valet parking missions. At the very top of the hotel is a radio transmitter. The camera icon is just above the transmitter. 25. DOWNTOWN: IN AIR ABOVE STATUE From your garage in Doherty, head north and after the first left turn, look on the corner on the left side of the street just before the second left turn to find the hospital. Continue past the hospital, head north towards Financial, and take the third right. On the left side of the street is a square and a tall statue stands nearby. The camera icon is in the air above the statue 26. FINANCIAL: ABOVE "X" PATTERN ON SIDE OF TALL BUILDING From your garage in Doherty, head north and take the sixth left (excluding the winding brick path). At the end of this road you should see a tunnel. Head east from the tunnel and take the second left. Take the very first right after that and on the corner as you turn right there is a building with glass windows and it has an "X" pattern on the side of it. The camera icon is above one of the Xs about halfway up. 27. ESPLANADE NORTH: IN FRONT OF "PIER 69" SIGN From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the third right. Head west along this road and take the second left. A little further up on the corner of the street is the Cobra Martial Arts Gym. Head south from the Cobra Martial Arts Gym and take the first left you come to, opposite the road leading to the airport. Head north along this road and follow the road north east until you reach the Garver Bridge. Drive under the Garver Bridge, and look along the right side of the street for a long white building with a clock tower on the roof. Continue north past the long white building until you reach the "Well Stacked Pizza Co. in Esplanade North. Next to the Well Stacked Pizza Co. is the Pier 69 sign where the mission "Pier 69" takes place. The camera icon is in front of the "Pier 69" sign. 28. KINGS: IN AIR ABOVE WAREHOUSE CHIMNEY From your garage in Doherty, head north and take the third left. Head west along this road and just before the third right turn, look on the corner on the right side of the street to find a white building with a Chinese structure on the corner of the roof. Opposite the white building with the Chinese structure (to the west), there is a warehouse on the corner with a tall chimney on the west side of it. The camera icon is in the air above the chimney. 29. JUNIPER HALL: ABOVE ARCH OF ENTRANCE TO "SUPA SAVE" STORE From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the third right. Head west along this road and take the ninth right once you reach Ocean Flats. Head north along the main road that overlooks the beach in Ocean Flats, take the fourth right you come to, and then the first left after that. Follow the road you are on north towards Palisades, and take the second right. Follow the road you are on east, and after the second left turn, look for a Supa Save store on the left side of the street. The front entrance doorway of the Supa Save has an arch above it. The camera icon is just above the arch. 30. CITY HALL: BETWEEN TWO PILLARS ON UPPER PART OF CITY HALL BUILDING From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the third right. Head west along this road and take the ninth right once you reach Ocean Flats. Head north along the main road that overlooks the beach in Ocean Flats, and after the first left turn look for the City Hall building with a domed roof on the corner. Follow the wall of the building round to the front (east) entrance. The camera icon is located between two stone pillars on the upper part of the building. 31. MISSIONARY HILL: IN AIR ABOVE BRIDGE THAT RUNS BETWEEN WHETSTONE AND SF From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the third right. Head west along this road and take the eighth left once you reach Ocean Flats. Head south along the road that overlooks the beach in Ocean Flats, and head towards the bridge that reaches between San Fierro and Mt. Chiliad. The bridge will have a metal structure around it. The camera icon is above the bridge, but it's quite high up. 32. FOSTER VALLEY: IN AIR ABOVE CYLINDRICAL BUILDING From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the third right. Head west along this road and take the second left. Follow this road south and take the first left you come to at the fork in the road. Continue following this road until you reach the Foster Valley area. There are a row of five cylindrical buildings in the middle of this area, on the right side of the street. The icon is on the middle one. You'll need a helicopter to get to it. 33. FOSTER VALLEY: IN AIR ABOVE ROW OF APARTMENTS From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the third right. Head west along this road and take the second left. Follow this road south and take the first left you come to at the fork in the road. Continue following this road until you reach the Foster Valley area. There are a row of apartments on the left side of the street. The camera icon is located in the air above the first apartment on the left. 34. EASTER BAY CHEMICALS: IN AIR ABOVE BRIDGE From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the third right. Head west along this road and take the second left. A little further up on the corner of the street is the Cobra Martial Arts Gym. Head south from the Cobra Martial Arts Gym and follow the road until you reach the Easter Bay Airport. Turn right just before you reach the road leading to the airport, and follow the road you are on through the Easter Tunnel and towards Easter Bay Chemicals. After passing Easter Bay Chemicals, take the first left and stop when you reach the bridge. The camera icon is just above the bridge. 35. EASTER BASIN: IN AIR ABOVE HANGAR NEAR TRAIN TRACKS From your garage in Doherty, head to Cranberry Station opposite, and get on the train tracks. Follow the train tracks round to the docks in Easter Basin, where you find the NRG Challenge. The vehicle for the NRG Challenge is found in a small hangar next to the train tracks. The camera icon is in the air above the hangar 36. DOHERTY: AT TOP OF YELLOW CRANE ON WASTE GROUND BEHIND YOUR GARAGE From your garage in Doherty, head to the waste grounds behind the garage. In the middle of the wasteground is a tall yellow crane. The camera icon is at the very top of the crane. 37. KINGS: UNDER GREEN AWNING OUTSIDE ENTRANCE TO HOTEL From your garage in Doherty, head north and take the first left. Head west along this road and take the second right turn. Take the next left a little further up and follow this road. Just before the road curves south, there is a hotel on the right side of the street. The camera icon is located under the green awning outside the entrance to the hotel. 38. CHINATOWN: IN FRONT OF SIGN OUTSIDE ENTRANCE TO CHINATOWN From your garage in Doherty, head north and take the third left. Head west along this road and just before the third right turn, look on the corner on the right side of the street to find a white building with a Chinese structure on the corner of the roof. Head north towards Calton Heights from here, and as you turn right there is a sign for the entrance to Chinatown. The camera icon is above the sign. 39. QUEENS: BACK WALL OF HOTEL From your garage in Doherty, head north and take the first left. Head west along this road and take the second right turn. Take the next left a little further up and follow this road. Just before the road curves south, there is a hotel on the right side of the street. Head behind the hotel and aim the camera up the back wall of the hotel, where the camera icon is located. 40. EASTER BAY AIRPORT: BETWEEN TWO GAS TANKS IN NORTHEAST CORNER OF AIRPORT From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the third right. Head west along this road and take the second left. A little further up on the corner of the street is the Cobra Martial Arts Gym. Head south from the Cobra Martial Arts Gym and follow the road until you reach the Easter Bay Airport. Follow the road leading to the airport until you reach the entrance. If you don't have your Pilot's licence yet, you can park a car next to the security booth and use that to climb on to the roof of the security booth and jump down into the airport. Once you're in the airport, head to the east side and look for three white gas tanks in a row. They are located a little southeast of the control tower. The camera icon is between the second and third gas tank. 41. EASTER BAY AIRPORT: IN AIR ABOVE CONTROL TOWER From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the third right. Head west along this road and take the second left. A little further up on the corner of the street is the Cobra Martial Arts Gym. Head south from the Cobra Martial Arts Gym and follow the road until you reach the Easter Bay Airport. Follow the road leading to the airport until you reach the entrance. If you don't have your Pilot's licence yet, you can park a car next to the security booth and use that to climb on to the roof of the security booth and jump down into the airport. Once you're in the airport, head to the northeast corner where the control tower is located. The camera icon is above the control tower. 42. QUEENS: IN FRONT OF "HASHBURY FESTIVAL" BANNER From your garage in Doherty, head north and take the first left. Head west along this road and take the second right turn. Take the next left a little further up and follow this road. Just before the road curves south, there is a hotel on the right side of the street. Continue past the hotel, head south and take the second right. Above you as you turn right is a white banner with red writing on it. The camera icon is above the banner. 43. QUEENS: OUTSIDE ENTRANCE TO CINEMA From your garage in Doherty, head north take the first left you come to. Head west along this road and drive through the tunnel a little further up. Once you exit the tunnel, after the first right turn, look on the corner on the right side of the street for a cinema. The camera icon is above the cinema. 44. HASHBURY: ABOVE GRAVESTONES IN CEMETERY From your garage in Doherty, head north and take the first left. Head west along this road and take the second right turn. Take the next left a little further up and follow this road. Just before the road curves south, there is a hotel on the right side of the street. Continue past the hotel, head south and take the second right. Above you as you turn right is a white banner with red writing on it. Continue past the banner and head east. Take the third left, and on the corner on the left side of the street is a cemetery. The camera icon is above the gravestones on the bottom level. 45. OCEAN FLATS: BASE OF POLE ON ROOF OF BUILDING From your garage in Doherty, head north and take the first left. Head west along this road and take the second right turn. Take the next left a little further up and follow this road. Just before the road curves south, there is a hotel on the right side of the street. Continue past the hotel, head south and take the second right. Above you as you turn right is a white banner with red writing on it. Continue past the banner, head west and take the second left. On the right side of the street is a white building with a pole on the roof. The camera icon is at the base of the pole. 46. QUEENS: ABOVE ENTRANCE TO "HIPPY SHOPPER" STORE From your garage in Doherty, head north and take the first left. Head west along this road and take the second right turn. Take the next left a little further up and follow this road. Just before the road curves south, there is a hotel on the right side of the street. Continue past the hotel, head south and take the second right. Above you as you turn right is a white banner with red writing on it. Continue past the banner, head west and take the first right. On the corner as you turn right is the "Hippy Shopper" asset. It has an orange awning. The camera icon is above the orange awning. 47. ESPLANADE NORTH: IN FRONT OF ROCKS NEAR WELL STACKED PIZZA CO From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the third right. Head west along this road and take the second left. A little further up on the corner of the street is the Cobra Martial Arts Gym. Head south from the Cobra Martial Arts Gym and take the first left you come to, opposite the road leading to the airport. Head north along this road and follow the road north east until you reach the Garver Bridge. Drive under the Garver Bridge, and look along the right side of the street for a long white building with a clock tower on the roof. Continue north past the long white building until you reach the Well Stacked Pizza Co. in Esplanade North, and next to the Well Stacked Pizza Co. is the Pier 69 sign where the mission "Pier 69" takes place. Next to the "Pier 69" sign, there is a carpark. Head there and go near the wooden fence. Straight ahead you should see a pile of rocks. The camera icon is located in front of the rocks near the back. 48. GARCIA: NORTHEAST CORNER OF BASEBALL COURT From your garage in Doherty, head north and take the first left. Head west along this road and take the second left. Head south along this road and look for Zero's RC Shop on the right side of the street. Opposite Zero's RC Shop is a car park, and behind that is a baseball court. The camera icon is in the northeast corner of the baseball court. 49. GARCIA: IN FRONT OF "FINAL BUILD CONSTRUCTION" SIGN From your garage in Doherty, head north and take the first left. Head west along this road and take the second left. Head south along this road and look for Zero's RC Shop on the right side of the street. Continue past Zero's RC Shop, head south and take the second right. Along this road you should see a construction site on the left. The camera icon is in front of the white "Final Build Construction" sign on the west side of the site. 50. DOWNTOWN: IN AIR BETWEEN TWO SKYSCRAPERS From your garage in Doherty, head north and after the first left turn, look on the corner on the left side of the street just before the second left turn to find the hospital. Opposite the hospital are two skyscrapers. The camera icon is between the two skyscrapers. Congratulations, you've just found all 50 Photo Ops! Now, a Shotgun, Micro-SMG, Sniper Rifle and Grenades will spawn outside your garage in Doherty. Each photo taken is worth $100, which equals a total of $5000 for all 50 Photo Ops, and you'll also get another $100000 after finding all Photos. If you have any problems finding these Photo Ops, or you spot any mistakes with the directions, email me and I'll try to be more specific. |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 18. Horseshoe Locations (SAHOL) | |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| Around Las Venturas are 50 silver Horseshoes. They increase your luck at gambling in the casinos which will make it easier to win money. To get most of these horseshoes, you'll need a helicopter unless you have the Jetpack, which you can get by completing the mission "Black Project" for The Truth. NOTE 1: Most of the directions for these Horseshoes are for if you don't have the Jetpack yet. However, there are some Horseshoes where you MUST use a Jetpack or a helicopter to reach it. NOTE 2: Use the map in the pause menu to follow directions otherwise the directions do not make sense. 01. PRICKLE PINE: UNDER ARCHWAY OUTSIDE FRONT OF HOUSE From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north along The Strip and follow the road that crosses over Julius Thruway North after the ninth left. Turn left as you come off the bridge, and then turn right a little further up. Turn left again shortly after and make your way through Prickle Pine. Head to the two houses in the southwest corner of Prickle Pine. The Horseshoe is located under an archway outside one of the two houses. 02. CAMEL'S TOE: ROOF OF PYRAMID-SHAPED BUILDING From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north and take the second right. On the corner on the right side of the street after the first right turn you come to is a tall glass pyramid building. The Horseshoe is located at the very top of the building. You can get up there on foot or use a Jetpack. 03. EMERALD ISLE: ROOFTOP OF GIFT SHOP From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north along The Strip until you reach the fork in the road that's just south of the Emerald Isle Casino. Take the left road at the fork (you'll be driving against oncoming traffic at this point), and take the first left almost immediately after. After turning, look on the corner on the right side of the street and you'll see a gift shop. The Horseshoe is located on the roof of this building, so you'll need a helicopter or a Jetpack. 04. ROCA ESCALANTE: ROOFTOP OF "EROTIC WEDDING CHAPEL" BUILDING From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north along The Strip, and take the fifth right opposite the Visage Casino. Head east and turn left. Head north along this road and take the second right. Head east again and after the first left turn, look on the corner on the left side of the street and you'll find the "Erotic Wedding Chapel" building. The Horseshoe is located on the roof of this building. There is a small object on the front (north) side of this build- ing that you can jump from to reach the roof instead of using a Jetpack or helicopter. 05. YELLOW BELL GOLF COURSE: IN FRONT OF WINDOW ON ROOF OF GOLF CLUB From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north along The Strip and follow the road that crosses over Julius Thruway North. Turn left as you come off the bridge, and then turn right a little further up. Turn left again shortly after and make your way through Prickle Pine. Follow the road around until you reach the Yellow Bell Golf Course on the north side of Prickle Pine. Head to the small roundabout on the east side of the golf club, and climb on to the roof of the golf club. The Horseshoe is on the other side of the roof, in front of a small window on the right. 06. ROCKSHORE WEST: BEHIND LOW HOUSE From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head south and take the first left. Turn right a little further up, and cross over the Julius Thruway South. Once you come off the bridge, turn right and head west along this road. On the left side of the street, there are a row of single-storey houses. The Horseshoe is located behind the third house on the left. Go behind the house and climb over the wall to find it. 07. THE CLOWN'S POCKET: ON ROOF OF "THE CLOWN'S POCKET" CASINO From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north and after the fifth left turn, the "Clown's Pocket" Casino is on the right side of the road, along with a car park. Run over to the far right corner of the car park, and climb on to the hedge. Use the hedge to climb on to the stone wall and carefully walk along the stone wall to the other side, and climb on to the roof. Turn the corner up ahead, and walk around to the side of the pink and white roof structure. You will have to jump just past the rooftop structure and land on another section of the roof to the right. When you've done that, run around to the front of the rooftop structure where you'll find the Horseshoe. 08. ROCA ESCALANTE: IN GUITAR SHAPED SWIMMING POOL OUTSIDE V-ROCK HOTEL From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north along The Strip, and take the seventh right. Head east and take the second left. Head north along this road and on the right side of the street is the V-Rock Hotel across the train tracks. Go down the alley between the train tracks and a loading bay, and turn the corner. Climb over the wire fence and turn the next corner where you'll find some stairs. Head up the stairs and run round to the back of the hotel where you'll find a guitar-shaped swimming pool. The Horseshoe is in the middle of the swimming pool. 09. ROCKSHORE EAST: ABOVE DUMPSTER BEHIND BUILDING From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north and take the first right. Head east along this road and take the fourth right. Follow this road south and take the first left you come to. Cross the bridge that runs over Julius Thruway South, and turn left. Follow this road until you reach the tracks tracks. Cross the train tracks and head into the compound opposite. Head to the building in the southeast corner and look for a dumpster on the south side of the building. The Horseshoe is located above the dumpster. 10. ROCA ESCALANTE: NEXT TO TRAIN TRACKS THAT RUN UNDERGROUND From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north along The Strip, and take the fifth right opposite the Visage Casino. Head east and turn left. Head north along this road and take the second right. Head east again and take the second left. Head north and on the right side of the street is a train track. Follow the wire fence north until you reach a small opening in a wall that allows you to get on the tracks. Follow the tracks south and enter the tunnel further up. A little further along you will find the Horseshoe on the right side of the track. 11. ROYALE CASINO: THIRD FLOOR OF MULTI-STOREY CAR PARK From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north and take the third right. Head east along this road and after the first right turn, there is a multi- storey car park on the right side of the street. Enter the car park and head to the third floor, where you'll find the Horseshoe in the northwest corner, behind a road leading to the next floor. 12. JULIUS THRUWAY NORTH: IN CAR PARK IN FRONT OF ROW OF GARAGES From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north and take the ninth left. After turning left, there is a car park on the right side of the street. Drive into the car park and drive to the right, past the motel. At the end, turn right and drive to the wall at the back of the car park, where you'll find the Horseshoe. 13. REDSANDS EAST: ON ROOFTOP OF BUILDING From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north and take the eighth left. Head west along this road, turn left and then right immediately after. Continue heading west along this road and on the right side of the street, just after the bridge is a low building behind a hedge. Use the tiled rooftop to climb on to the roof of the building, and the Horseshoe is located straight ahead of you, in the middle of the rooftop. 14. THE EMERALD ISLE: ROOFTOP OF TALL BUILDING From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north and take the eighth left. Head west along this road and take the first right. Turn right again at the end of this road and then left. Take the next right again a little further up, and the building where the Horseshoe is located is on the right side of the street. It's a very tall building, so you'll need a helicopter or a Jetpack to get to it. 15. LAS VENTURAS AIRPORT: AGAINST BACK WALL OF AIRPORT TERMINAL From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north and take the fourth left. Head west along this road, cross the bridge that crosses over the Harry Gold Parkway, and turn left. Turn right at the small fork in the road shortly after, and turn right into the airport. Once you're in the airport, drive round to the back (west) side of the terminal and you'll find the Horseshoe against the back wall. 16. BLACKFIELD INTERSECTION: BEHIND "SUMO" BUILDING IN DEPOT COMPOUND From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north and take the first left. Head west along this road and turn right at the end of the road. Turn left again almost immediately after, and cross the bridge that crosses over the Harry Gold Parkway. Continue heading west, and take the second left turn. On the corner on the right side of the street after you turn left is the LVA Freight Depot. Follow the wall a little further and enter the depot through the opening in the wall. Go right to the back of the compound straight ahead, and the Horseshoe is located behind the "Sumo" building with the orange roof slightly to the right. 17. REDSANDS EAST: BALCONY OF MOTEL From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north and shortly after the sixth left turn, there is a big "Motel" sign on the left side of the street. Go under the "Motel" sign and into the motel car park. Climb onto the ledge of the platform on the right, and go on to the balcony. Climb onto the next low platform on the right again, and from here, climb up to the roof above you. Run forward and turn left where you will see another floor of the motel. Go down the balcony on the right where you'll find the Horseshoe. 18. PIRATES IN MEN'S PANTS: IN FRONT OF SKULL STATUE NEAR HOTEL ENTRANCE From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north and after the third left turn, the PIMP (Pirates In Men's Pants) Hotel is on the left side of the street. Follow the walkway across the water outside the hotel and round to the front entrance. To the right of the entrance is a small rock in the water that you can climb on. Do so, and then jump on to the small wooden platform next to the rock. Jump on to the next section of the platform, next to the structure nearby, and then jump on to another small rock next to it. Again, jump on to the next platform from the rock, and then on to the final rocky platform. Follow the rocky platform (being careful not to fall in the water) until you reach the grassy platform where the Horseshoe is waiting in front of a skull statue. 19. COME-A-LOT: ON ROOF STRUCTURE OF COME-A-LOT CASINO From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north and just before the first right turn, the Come-A-Lot Casino is on the right side of the street. Get a helicopter and fly over to the Come-A-Lot Casino. Fly past the first two red structures on the left and right side of the roof, and then past the two blue structures on the left and right side of the roof. Behind the blue structure on the left is an orange roof structure. To the left of the orange roof structure is a small circular platform. Land the helicopter on the circular platform, being careful not to crash into the building right next to you. Hop out of the helicopter and grab the Horseshoe in the middle of the platform. 20. THE FOUR DRAGONS CASINO: ROOF OF GARAGE BEHIND CASINO From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head south and take the first right. Follow this road round to the south side of the Four Dragons Casino and on the right side of the street is a garage on the back wall of the casino. Get a heli copter or the Jetpack and land on the roof of the garage. The Horseshoe is in the far right corner of the rooftop. 21. PRICKLE PINE: IN SHALLOW POOL SURROUNDED BY APARTMENT From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north along The Strip and follow the road that crosses over Julius Thruway North after the ninth left. Turn left as you come off the bridge, and then turn right a little further up. Turn left again shortly after and head west along this road. Turn right at the end of this road and head north. As the road curves left (west), there is an apartment on the corner on the right side of the street. Climb over the wire fence, and run past the first apartment on the left. The pool is just up ahead, in the middle of the circle of apartments. 22. GREENGLASS COLLEGE: ON CIRCULAR PLATFORM OUTSIDE COLLEGE From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head south and turn right when you reach the Julius Thruway South. Head west along the Julius Thruway, and when the thruway curves north, look across the left side of the thruway to find the Greenglass College. Drive your vehicle through the wire fence and head to the wide circular platform in the middle of the compound. The Horseshoe lies in the middle of the platform outside the college. 23. CREEK: AT END OF ALLEY From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north along The Strip, and take the seventh right. Head east and take the second left. Head north along this road and turn right just before the train tracks. Turn left at the end of this road and then right again outside the V-Rock Hotel. Cross the bridge that runs over the Julius Thruway East, and take the second left. Head into the car park, and look on the right corner of the row of shops straight ahead where you will find a "Gaulle" shop. Head down the alley on the right side of the shop. The Horseshoe is located at the end of the alley. 24. OLD VENTURAS STRIP: ON LEDGE ABOVE DRIVE-THRU OF STEAKHOUSE From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north and take the sixth right. Head east along this road and at the end of the road directly in front of you is the "Venturas Steaks" steakhouse. To the left of the steakhouse is a narrow ledge above a drive-thru that runs between the steakhouse and a Cluckin' Bell restaurant. The Horseshoe is on the ledge, and you can easily climb on to it to get the Horseshoe. 25. LAS VENTURAS AIRPORT: IN MIDDLE OF THE AIRPORT, NEAR THE RUNWAY From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north and take the fourth left. Head west along this road, cross the bridge that crosses over the Harry Gold Parkway, and turn left. Turn right at the small fork in the road shortly after, and turn right into the airport. Once you're in the airport, head to the north east side of the airport and the Horseshoe is to the right of the runway. 26. THE CAMEL'S TOE: ON LEDGE THAT SURROUNDS PYRAMID-SHAPED BUILDING From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north and take the second right. On the corner on the right side of the street after the first right turn you come to is a tall glass pyramid building. Head round to the east side of the pyramid-shaped building and the Horseshoe is on the ledge above you that surrounds the building. It's possible to land a helicopter there, but it's very tricky, so if you don't have the Jetpack you'll have to hover as close to the ledge as you can and jump out on to the ledge. Otherwise, use the Jetpack to get this Horseshoe easily. 27. PILSON INTERSECTION: ON EDGE OF NARROW WALL From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head south and get on the Julius Thruway South. Head west along the Julius Thruway South, and follow it all the way round to the Pilson Intersection in the northwest corner of Las Venturas. Take the first right you come to onto the Pilson Intersection, and stop on the curve. Park a car next to the wall, and use the car to jump onto the roof of the restaurant below you on the right. Head to the far right corner of the restaurant and carefully drop down on to the narrow wall below. You can pos- ition the camera above you, and line yourself up with the wall. Carefully walk forward to the edge of the wall and grab the Horseshoe. 28. LAS VENTURAS AIRPORT: ABOVE THE GROUND IN NORTHWEST CORNER OF AIRPORT From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north and take the fourth left. Head west along this road, cross the bridge that crosses over the Harry Gold Parkway, and turn left. Turn right at the small fork in the road shortly after, and turn right into the airport. Once you're in the airport, head to the north west corner where you'll find the Horseshoe. It's west of the end of the run way. 29. LAS VENTURAS: UNDER "WELCOME TO LAS VENTURAS" SIGN From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head south and get on the Julius Thruway South. Head west along the Julius Thruway South, and follow it all the way round to the Pilson Intersection in the northwest corner of Las Venturas. Take the first left you come to onto the Pilson Intersection, and follow the road out to the outskirts of town. Just before you reach the railroad tracks, the "Welcome to Las Venturas" sign will be in the middle of the road on a dirt path. The Horseshoe is located under the sign, between two poles. 30. RANDOLPH INDUSTRIAL ESTATE: NEXT TO SUPPORT BEAM UNDER BRIDGE From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head south and get on the Julius Thruway South. Head west along the Julius Thruway South, and after the first left turn, the Randolph Industrial Estate is on the left side of the road. Get out of the car and head past the trees. Climb over the low wall surrounding the Randolph Industrial Estate and head south. Head right to the back of the Randolph Industrial Estate and climb over another low wall. Head under the bridge to the left, where you'll find the Horseshoe next to a support beam. 31. COME-A-LOT: BETWEEN ROOFTOP STRUCTURES ON TOP OF TALL SIGN From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head to the Come-A-Lot Casino across the road from the Four Dragons Casino, and head along the road in front of you towards the casino. Shortly after driving onto that road, there is a very tall sign on the right side of the street in a parking lot. The Horseshoe is at the very top of this sign, in between two rooftop structures. It's possible to land a helicopter there, but it's very tricky, so if you don't have the Jetpack, you will have to hover just above the rooftop structures and jump onto the small space between the two rooftop structures. Otherwise, use the Jetpack to get the Horseshoe easily. 32. JULIUS THRUWAY EAST: ON THE SIDE OF "VICTIM" BILLBOARD From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head south and turn left onto the Julius Thruway South. Head east along the Julius Thruway and follow the road round to the Julius Thruway East. After you pass under the fifth bridge, there is a "Victim" billboard on the left side of the road behind a "Well Stacked Pizza Co." restaurant. The Horseshoe is above you on the billboard. If you don't have a Jetpack yet, this will be a tricky Horseshoe to reach. Get a helicopter and fly over to the billboard. You will have to hover just above the ledge where the Horseshoe is located, and drop down to it from above. Otherwise, use the Jetpack to get this Horseshoe easily. 33. LAS VENTURAS: ROOF OF WEDDING CHAPEL From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north and take the first right. Head east along this road and take the second right. Follow this road south, and take the third left. Shortly after turning left there is a wedding chapel on the right side of the street. Get out of your car and climb onto the roof of the wedding chapel where you'll find the Horseshoe. 34. PRICKLE PINE: NEXT TO ENTRANCE TO TENNIS COURT From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north along The Strip and follow the road that crosses over Julius Thruway North after the ninth left. Turn left as you come off the bridge, and then turn right a little further up. Turn left again shortly after and head west along this road. Turn right at the end of this road and head north. As the road curves left (west), there is an apartment on the corner on the right side of the street. Climb over the wire fence, and head to the tennis courts in the northeast corner. Go between the two rows of tennis courts and the Horseshoe is located at the back of the fourth tennis court on the right. 35. THE EMERALD ISLE: AGAINST WALL IN SMALL ENCLOSURE From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north and turn left at the fork in the road on the eighth left turn. Shortly after there is a "Strain Hard" billboard on the left side of the street. Climb over the wall next to the bill board and the Horseshoe is on the right, by the wall. 36. REDSANDS WEST: ON LEDGE BEHIND CASINO From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north and take the sixth left. Head west along this road and turn right at the end. Turn left shortly after, and continue heading west. After the first right turn, there is a steakhouse on the corner on the right side of the street. Drive up to the front of the steak house, and get out of your car. Go between the narrow gap down the left side of the steakhouse and climb onto the hedge. From here, climb onto the roof of the steakhouse, and the Horseshoe is on the ledge on the left behind the casino. 37. LVA FREIGHT DEPOT: BOTTOM OF SLOPE OUTSIDE LOADING BAY From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north and take the first left. Head west along this road and turn right at the end of the road. Turn left again almost immediately after, and cross the bridge that crosses over the Harry Gold Parkway. Continue heading west, and take the second left turn. On the corner on the right side of the street after you turn left is the LVA Freight Depot. Follow the wall a little further and enter the depot through the opening in the wall. Head to the south side of the depot, and go behind the building. The Horseshoe is at the bottom of one of the slopes outside the loading bays. 38. ROCKSHORE WEST: NEXT TO DUSTBIN BEHIND LOW HOUSE From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head south and take the first left. Turn right a little further up, and cross over the Julius Thruway South. Once you come off the bridge, turn right and on the right side of the street on the corner is low house. Go through the opening in the wall outside the house, and head round the back where you'll find the Horseshoe next to a dustbin. 39. STARFISH CASINO: ON LEDGE ABOVE ROW OF SHOPS From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north and take the fifth right. Head west along this road and turn left at the end. Turn right again shortly after, and continue heading west. Turn right again at the end of the road, and on the left side of the street is an opening to a large open area of shops. Go through the opening and turn left up ahead. Straight ahead of you once you've turned left is a row of shops in the left corner. The Horseshoe is on the ledge above the row of shops. Get a helicopter and land on the roof of the shops, and from there you can drop down to the ledge. 40. WHITEWOOD ESTATES: BEHIND WAREHOUSE NEXT TO SINDACCO ABATTOIR From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head south, and turn right onto the Julius Thruway South. Head west along the Julius Thruway South, and folllow it round to the Julius Thruway West. Once you reach the Julius Thruway West, head north and take the first left you come to when you reach Blackfield. Turn left again shortly after and then right. Head north along this road and after the second left turn, there is an opening in a wall on the left side of the street leading to the Sindacco Abattoir. Go behind the Sindacco Abattoir, and then go behind the warehouse on the left and you'll find the Horseshoe. 41. THE EMERALD ISLE: BEHIND POLE AT END OF ALLEY From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north and turn left at the fork south of the Emerald Isle Casino (you'll be heading against oncoming traffic). Take the second right and on the left side of the street is a "Cok-O-Pops" bill board. Go through the car wash on the left below the billboard and turn right. Turn right again immediately when you exit the carwash and head down the narrow alley. The Horseshoe is at the end of the alley, behind a blue pole. 42. REDSANDS EAST: IN ALLEYWAY BEHIND LOADING BAYS From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north and take the seventh left. Head west along this road and on the right side of the street there is a steel door, next to a multi-storey car park, leading to a small alley. Climb over the steel door and head down the alley. Turn left into the next alley you come to and the Horseshoe is right in front of you. 43. COME-A-LOT: HIDDEN UNDER SMALL ALCOVE ON BALCONY From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north and take the first right. Head east along this road and take the third right. Shortly after turning right, there are two alleyways on the right side of the street. One is almost on the corner and another one is a little further up. Go down the one a little further up, and go up the steps. Turn right and go up another set of steps. Move right along the rooftop, and stick to the ledge. Position the camera above you and line yourself up with the three balconies below you. The Horseshoe is hidden under a small alcove on the middle balcony. You'll need to drop down from the rooftop to reach it. 44. STARFISH CASINO: IN ALLEYWAY NEXT TO MULTI-STOREY CAR PARK From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north and take the sixth right. Head east along this road and shortly after on the right side of the street is is a low white building next to a tall red multi-storey car. Between the two is a alleyway. Go down the alleyway, and the Horseshoe is in the corner at the end. 45. KACC MILITARY FUELS: IN ALLEYWAY BEHIND HANGAR From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north and turn right at the fork in the road south of the Emerald Isle Casino. Continue heading north and take the fourth right turn. Head east along this road and turn left on the first corner outside the Well Stacked Pizza Co. restaurant. Cross the bridge that runs over the Julius Thruway North, cross the railroad tracks, and turn right. Follow this road until you reach the entrance to the KACC Military Fuels compound. You can either get a military vehicle to be able to access the compound, or fly a helicopter over. Either way, when you're inside the com- pound, land in the parking lot, and head over to the left (west) side of the compound. Enter the hangar and make your way to the back. Head through the exit at the back and turn right. The Horseshoe is on the left, tucked into the corner. 46. OLD VENTURAS STRIP: IN FRONT OF "CASINO" SIGN From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north along The Strip, and take the fifth right opposite the Visage Casino. Head east and turn left. Head north along this road and take the third right. After turning right, there is a long casino on the left side of the street with yellow lights, and above it is a "CASINO" sign. The Horseshoe is front of the sign. You'll need a Jetpack to get to it, but if you don't have a Jetpack, you'll have to get a helicopter and land on the roof to the left of the "CASINO" sign. From there, you can go along the front of the sign and get the Horseshoe easily. 47. REDSANDS WEST: TOP OF STACK OF CONTAINERS IN OPEN COMPOUND From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north and take the sixth left. Head west along this road and turn right at the end. Turn left shortly after, and continue heading west. Take the second right, and head north along this road. After the first right turn, there is an opening in a tall stone wall that leads to an open compound. Go through the opening, and head to the left. Go behind the stacked containers on the left and head to the wall at the back. Park your car against the wall and climb on to the wall. Carefully walk for- ward along the wall and climb up to the container on the left. The Horseshoe is right in front of you. 48. THE VISAGE: ON ROCKS UNDER MIDDLE WATERFALL OUTSIDE CASINO From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north and after the fourth left turn, The Visage Casino is on the left side of the street. Outside the Visage Casino, there is a long waterfall. Head around to the front entrance of the casino, and run up the back wall of the waterfall. The Horseshoe is located on the rocks under the middle waterfall. 49. WHITEWOOD ESTATES: IN THE AIR ABOVE BUSHES OUTSIDE BUILDING From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head south, and turn right onto the Julius Thruway South. Head west along the Julius Thruway South, and folllow it round to the Julius Thruway West. Once you reach the Julius Thruway West, head north and take the first left you come to when you reach Blackfield. Turn left again shortly after and then left again. After turning left, there is a long, white building on the right side of the street. The Horseshoe is in the air above the bushes on the northeast corner of the building. 50. BLACKFIELD CHAPEL: ROOFTOP OF CHAPEL From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north and take the second left. Head west along this road and cross the bridge that runs over the Harry Gold Parkway. Turn left, head south, and turn right at the end of the road. Turn left again shortly after, and follow this road south until you reach the Black field chapel. On the right side of the street is the chapel where the Horse- shoe is located. Follow the road and turn right, and straight ahead of you is the chapel. The Horseshoe is located on the roof of the chapel. Use the sloping rooftop to reach it. Congratulations, you've just found all 50 Horseshoes! Now, an SMG, M4, Combat Shotgun, and Satchel Charges will spawn outside the Four Dragons Casino. Each Horseshoe collected is worth $100 and you'll get an extra $100000 for collecting all the Horseshoes. If you have any problems finding these Horseshoes, or you spot any mistakes with the directions, email me and I'll try to be more specific. |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 19. Oyster Locations (SAOYL) | |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| Scattered around San Andreas are white Oysters which can only be found under water. They boost your Sex Appeal and Lung Capacity, which is needed to complete certain missions. NOTE: Use the map in the pause menu to follow directions otherwise the directions do not make sense. 01. VERDANT BLUFFS: IN WATER NEAR ROCK TUNNEL From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and head north. Take the third left and get on the train tracks. Follow the train tracks north and turn left when you reach the tunnel entrance. Head northwest along this road, and take the third left into Glen Park. Head south until you reach a bridge that crosses over Glen Park. Cross the bridge, and across the road you should see a building with an orange roof. Head down the alley and exit at the other side. Turn right and head west. Turn right again at the end of the road and head north. Take the second left and head west until you pass under the Mulholland Intersection. Continue heading west once you pass the inter- section, and follow the road as it curves southwest. Follow the road round to the Santa Maria Beach. Head east along Santa Maria Beach, and follow the road as it curves south until you reach a rocky tunnel. The Oyster is in the water to the west of the rocky tunnel. 02. MULHOLLAND: IN MADD DOGG'S POOL OUTSIDE HIS MANSION From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and head north. Take the third left and get on the train tracks. Follow the train tracks north and turn left when you reach the tunnel entrance. Head northwest along this road until you reach the Mulholland Intersection. Drive straight through the Mulholland Intersection, and take the first right after you come off the intersection. Follow this curving road and once it curves west, look along the left side of the road for a brick path. Follow the brick path but stop on the first curve. Climb over the brick wall and Madd Dogg's pool is straight in front of you. 03. PLAYA DEL SEVILLE: IN THE WATER AT END OF STONE PIER ON BEACH From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and take the first right on to the main road. Head east along the main road and turn right at the end. Turn left again almost immediately after and head east to East Beach. There is a beach on the right side of the street. Head there and then head to the stone pier nearby. The Oyster is in the water at the end of the pier. 04. OCEAN DOCKS: IN WATER AT BOTTOM OF DOCK From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the second left. Follow this road south until you reach a bridge with green support beams that crosses over into the Ocean Docks area. Cross the bridge, and follow the road around to the south east corner of the docks. Go down the steps leading down to another dock, and the Oyster is in the water at the bottom of the dock. 05. OCEAN DOCKS: IN WATER UNDER A BRIDGE From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the second left. Follow this road south until you reach a bridge with green support beams that crosses over into the Ocean Docks area. Cross the bridge, and follow the road around to the bridge on the south side of Ocean Docks. The Oyster is in the water under a bridge. 06. OCEAN DOCKS: IN WATER UNDER BRIDGE From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the second left. Follow this road south until you reach a bridge with green support beams that crosses over into the Ocean Docks area. Cross the bridge, and follow the road around until you reach another bridge. The Oyster is in the water under the bridge. 07. LOS SANTOS INTERNATIONAL: IN THE WATER IN THE SOUTHWEST CORNER OF AIRPORT From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and head north. Take the third left and get on the train tracks. Follow the train tracks north and turn left when you reach the tunnel entrance. Head northwest along this road, and take the third left into Glen Park. Head south until you reach a bridge that crosses over Glen Park. Cross the bridge, and across the road you should see a building with an orange roof. Head down the alley and exit at the other side. Turn right and head west. Turn right again at the end of the road and head north. Take the second left and head west until you pass under the Mulholland Intersection. Continue heading west once you pass the inter- section, and follow the road as it curves southwest. Follow the road round to the Santa Maria Beach. Head east along Santa Maria Beach, and follow the road as it curves south. Continue following the road until you reach a tunnel that runs along the southernmost road around Los Santos International. The Oyster is in the water around the entrance to the tunnel. 08. VERONA BEACH: IN WATER BETWEEN TWO SMALL WOODEN BRIDGES From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and head north. Take the third left and get on the train tracks. Follow the train tracks north and turn left when you reach the tunnel entrance. Head northwest along this road, and take the third left into Glen Park. Head south until you reach a bridge that crosses over Glen Park. Cross the bridge, and across the road you should see a building with an orange roof. Head down the alley and exit at the other side. Turn right and head west. Turn right again at the end of the road and head north. Take the second left and head west until you pass under the Mulholland Intersection. Continue heading west once you pass the inter- section, and follow the road as it curves southwest. Follow the road round to the Santa Maria Beach. Head east along Santa Maria Beach, and look along the right side of the road for another pier just east of the "Yacht Harbour Pier". From the start of the pier, head right and head across the beach until you reach two small wooden bridges. The Oyster is in the water between the two wooden bridges. 09. MARINA: IN WATER AROUND MARINA From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first left by the crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Turn right and head west along this road until you reach the train tracks in Idlewood. Cross the train tracks and turn left. Turn right almost immediately and head west along this road. Take the fifth right and then turn left again immediately after. Continue to head west until you pass under the Mulholland Intersection. Take the third right and then the second left. Head west along this road and after the fourth left turn, look along the left side of the road for a gap between two apart- ments. Go through the gap, and down the steps on the right. Jump into the water at the bottom of the steps, and swim south for a few seconds until you reach the Oyster. 10. SANTA MARIA BEACH: IN WATER AROUND LIGHTHOUSE From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and head north. Take the third left and get on the train tracks. Follow the train tracks north and turn left when you reach the tunnel entrance. Head northwest along this road, and take the third left into Glen Park. Head south until you reach a bridge that crosses over Glen Park. Cross the bridge, and across the road you should see a building with an orange roof. Head down the alley and exit at the other side. Turn right and head west. Turn right again at the end of the road and head north. Take the second left and head west until you pass under the Mulholland Intersection. Continue heading west once you pass the inter- section, and follow the road as it curves southwest. Follow the road round to the Santa Maria Beach. Head to the pier in the south west corner of Santa Maria Beach. The Oyster is in the water at the end of the pier. 11. GLEN PARK: IN POND UNDER BRIDGE THAT RUNS OVER PARK From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and head north. Take the third left and get on the train tracks. Follow the train tracks north and turn left when you reach the tunnel entrance. Head northwest along this road, and take the third left into Glen Park. Head south until you reach a bridge that crosses over Glen Park. The Oyster is in the water under the bridge. 12. FISHER'S LAGOON: IN WATER NEAR BEACH From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and take the first right on to the main road. Head east along the main road and turn right at the end. Turn left again almost immediately after and head east to East Beach. Head north along the main road that overlooks the ocean in East Beach, and turn left when you reach Palomino Creek. This Oyster is located in the water around Fisher's Lagoon, in the southwest corner of Palomino Creek. 13. RED COUNTY: IN WATER UNDER THE FREDERICK BRIDGE From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and take the first right on to the main road. Head east along the main road and turn right at the end. Turn left again almost immediately after and head east to East Beach. Head north along the main road that overlooks the ocean in East Beach, continue heading north through Red County, and towards the northeast corner of Los Santos where the Frederick Bridge is. The Oyster is in the water under the Frederick Bridge. Note that it's possible to get this Oyster if you haven't unlocked Las Venturas yet. 14. RED COUNTY: IN WATER UNDER BRIDGE From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and take the first right on to the main road. Head east along the main road and turn right at the end. Turn left again almost immediately after and head east to East Beach. Head north along the main road that overlooks the ocean in East Beach, and follow this road into Palomino Creek. Take the northern road out of Palomino Creek, and take the first left. A little further up is a bridge and the Oyster is located under the bridge. 15. RED COUNTY: IN WATER UNDER BRIDGE From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and take the first right on to the main road. Head east along the main road and turn right at the end. Turn left again almost immediately after and head east to East Beach. Head north along the main road that overlooks the ocean in East Beach, and follow this road into Palomino Creek. Take the western road out of Palomino Creek, and follow this road through the countryside. Take the last left before you reach Blueberry, and a little further up is another bridge. The Oyster is in the water under the bridge. 16. FLINT COUNTY: IN WATER AROUND FLINT INTERSECTION From the trailer park in Angel Pine, take the northwest road out of Angel Pine and take the first right. Follow this road through Whetstone and Shady Creeks until you reach the Back O' Beyond. Take the first right and follow the road as it curves round until you reach a bridge. Cross the bridge and follow the road north but stop when the road curves right. The Oyster is in the water around this curve, just before you reach the Flint Intersection. 17. WHETSTONE: IN WATER UNDER BRIDGE From the trailer park in Angel Pine, take the northwest road out of Angel Pine and take the first right. Follow this road until you reach a bridge with a metal structure around it. The Oyster is in the water under the bridge. 18. FLINT COUNTY: IN WATER UNDER WOODEN BRIDGE From the trailer park in Angel Pine, take the northwest road out of Angel Pine and take the first right. Follow this road through Whetstone and Shady Creeks until you reach the Back O' Beyond. Take the first right and follow the road as it curves round. Just before the road curves north east, head down the cliff a little south west of the road and you'll see a wooden bridge below. The Oyster is in the water under the wooden bridge. 19. FLINT COUNTY: IN WATER UNDER WOODEN BRIDGE From the trailer park in Angel Pine, take the northwest road out of Angel Pine and take the first right. Follow this road through Whetstone and Shady Creeks until you reach the Back O' Beyond. Take the first right and follow the road as it curves round. Just before the road curves north east, head down the cliff a little south west of the road and you'll see a wooden bridge below. Jump in the water below the bridge, and swim south for a few seconds until you reach another wooden bridge. The Oyster is in the water under the wooden bridge. 20. MOUNT CHILIAD: IN WATER NEAR BRIDGE THAT RUNS BETWEEN WHETSTONE AND SF From the trailer park in Angel Pine, take the northwest road out of Angel Pine and take the first left. Take the next right and follow this road around Mount Chiliad until you reach the bridge that runs between Whetstone and San Fierro. The Oyster is in the water around the north west corner of Mount Chiliad. 21. THE PANOPTICON: IN WATER NEAR SHORELINE From the trailer park in Angel Pine, take the northwest road out of Angel Pine and take the first right. Follow this road through Whetstone and Shady Creeks until you reach the Back O' Beyond. Take the first right and follow the road as it curves round until you reach a bridge. Cross the bridge and follow the road north until you reach the Flint Intersection. Cross the Flint Intersection, and head north. Take the first right, and cross the bridge. Continue following this road until you reach Blueberry Acres, and turn left just before you cross the Martin Bridge. As the road curves to the left, jump in the water on the right. The Oyster is located in the water nearby. 22. RED COUNTY: IN WATER UNDER BRIDGE From the trailer park in Angel Pine, take the northwest road out of Angel Pine and take the first right. Follow this road through Whetstone and Shady Creeks until you reach the Back O' Beyond. Take the first right and follow the road as it curves round until you reach a bridge. Cross the bridge and follow the road north until you reach the Flint Intersection. Cross the Flint Intersection, and head north. Take the first right, and cross the bridge shortly after. Continue along this road and you will reach another bridge a little further up when the road curves left. The Oyster is in the water under the bridge. 23. FLINT COUNTY: IN WATER UNDER BRIDGE From the trailer park in Angel Pine, take the northwest road out of Angel Pine and take the first right. Follow this road through Whetstone and Shady Creeks until you reach the Back O' Beyond. Take the first right and follow the road as it curves round until you reach a bridge. Cross the bridge and follow the road north until you reach the Flint Intersection. Cross the Flint Intersection, and head north. Take the first right, and shortly after is a bridge. The Oyster is in the water under the bridge. 24. FLINT COUNTY: IN WATER UNDER TRAIN TRACKS From the trailer park in Angel Pine, take the northwest road out of Angel Pine and take the first right. Follow this road through Whetstone and Shady Creeks until you reach the Back O' Beyond. Take the first right and follow the road as it curves round until you reach a bridge. Cross the bridge and follow the road north until you reach the Flint Intersection. Cross the Flint Intersection, and head north. Shortly after is a bridge, and under the bridge is a train track that leads back to Los Santos. Go down to the train tracks and follow them east for a few seconds until the train tracks form a bridge into the tunnel that leads back to Los Santos. The Oyster is in the water under the train tracks. 25. FLINT INTERSECTION: IN WATER UNDER INTERSECTION THAT LEADS BACK TO LS From the trailer park in Angel Pine, take the northwest road out of Angel Pine and take the first right. Follow this road through Whetstone and Shady Creeks until you reach the Back O' Beyond. Take the first right and follow the road as it curves round until you reach a bridge. Cross the bridge and follow the road north until you reach the Flint Intersection. The intersection heads northeast back to Los Santos (the road forms a bridge). The Oyster is in the water under the bridge. 26. GANT BRIDGE: IN WATER UNDER BRIDGE From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the third right. Head west along this road and take the ninth right once you reach Ocean Heights. Head north along the main road that overlooks the beach in Ocean Flats, take the fourth right you come to, and then the first left after that. Follow the road you are on north towards Palisades, and look for the "Tuff Nuts Donuts" shop on the left side of the street. Continue past the donut shop, and head north towards the Gant Bridge, which runs between the desert and San Fierro. Take the first left once you reach the Gant Bridge, and follow the road round to the start of the bridge. The Oyster is located in the water under the Gant Bridge. 27. EASTER BASIN: IN WATER UNDER TANKER AT BACK OF NAVAL BASE Make sure you have a fast getaway boat or car before attempting to get this Oyster. From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the third right. Head west along this road and take the second left. A little further up on the corner of the street is the Cobra Martial Arts Gym. Head south from the Cobra Martial Arts Gym and take the first left you come to, opposite the road leading to the airport. Head north along this road and just before you reach the Garver Bridge, look along the right side of the street to find the naval base. Get a boat and head around to the back of the naval base. As you approach the naval base, you'll get a five-star wanted level so you'll need to be quick. Dive in the water and swim under the tanker where you'll find the Oyster. 28. EASTER BASIN: IN WATER NEXT TO SOUTHEAST CORNER OF TANKER From your garage in Doherty, head to Cranberry Station opposite, and get on the train tracks. Follow the train tracks round to the docks in Easter Basin, and stop when you reach a small hangar on the left. Next to the hangar is a freight liner in the northeast corner. The Oyster is located in the water in the southeast corner of the tanker. 29. SAN FIERRO BAY: EAST SIDE OF TANKER MOORED IN THE BAY From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the third right. Head west along this road and take the ninth right once you reach Ocean Heights. Head north along the main road that overlooks the beach in Ocean Flats, and follow the road round until you reach the Gant Bridge. Drive under the Gant Bridge, and shortly after, look out at the San Fierro Bay to find the tanker moored there. Fly a helicopter out there or swim over to it, and the Oyster is under the water on the east side of the tanker. 30. SAN FIERRO: IN WATER UNDER WEST SIDE OF TANKER MOORED IN THE BAY From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the third right. Head west along this road and take the second left. A little further up on the corner of the street is the Cobra Martial Arts Gym. Head south from the Cobra Martial Arts Gym and take the first left you come to, opposite the road leading to the airport. Head north along this road and follow the road north east until you reach the Garver Bridge. Drive under the Garver Bridge, and look along the right side of the street for a long white building with a clock tower on the roof. Continue north past the long white building until you reach the Well Stacked Pizza Co. in Esplanade North. North east of the Well Stacked Pizza Co. is a tanker moored in the bay. Fly a helicopter out there, or swim over to it, and the Oyster is located in the water under the west side of the tanker. 31. MISSIONARY HILL: IN POOL OF WATER BEHIND AVISPA COUNTRY CLUB From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the third right. Head west along this road and take the eighth left once you reach Ocean Heights. Head south along the road that overlooks the beach in Ocean Flats, until you reach the Avispa Country Club. Head behind the Avispa Country Club and the Oyster is located in a pool of water. 32. GARVER BRIDGE: BOTTOM OF OCEAN FLOOR UNDER BRIDGE From your garage in Doherty, head north and take the second right. Turn right again and follow this road but stop at the end of the road. Turn to the left and head up the sloping road to get on to the Garver Bridge. If you don't have access to Las Venturas yet, you'll have to find another way around. Jump in the water under the Garver Bridge, and dive down. The Oyster is on the bottom of the ocean floor between two steel support beams in the middle of the Garver Bridge. 33. EASTER BAY AIRPORT: IN WATER AT END OF RUNWAY From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the third right. Head west along this road and take the second left. A little further up on the corner of the street is the Cobra Martial Arts Gym. Head south from the Cobra Martial Arts Gym and follow the road until you reach the Easter Bay Airport. Follow the road leading to the airport until you reach the entrance. If you don't have your Pilot's licence yet, you can park a car next to the security booth and use that to climb on to the roof of the security booth and jump down into the airport. Once you're in the airport, head to the northeast corner where the runway is located. The Oyster is in the water at the end of the runway. 34. EASTER BASIN: IN WATER IN MIDDLE DOCK BEHIND NAVAL BASE Make sure you have a fast getaway boat or car before attempting to get this Oyster. From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the third right. Head west along this road and take the second left. A little further up on the corner of the street is the Cobra Martial Arts Gym. Head south from the Cobra Martial Arts Gym and take the first left you come to, opposite the road leading to the airport. Head north along this road and just before you reach the Garver Bridge, look along the right side of the street to find the naval base. Get a boat and head around to the east side of the naval base, where you will find three docks. Jump in the water and quickly swim down the middle dock. The Oyster is under the water in the middle of the dock. 35. GANT BRIDGE: IN WATER UNDER BRIDGE From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the third right. Head west along this road and take the ninth right once you reach Ocean Heights. Head north along the main road that overlooks the beach in Ocean Flats, take the fourth right you come to, and then the first left after that. Follow the road you are on north towards Palisades, and look for the "Tuff Nuts Donuts" shop on the left side of the street. Continue past the donut shop, and head north towards the Gant Bridge, which runs between the desert and San Fierro. Take the first left once you reach the Gant Bridge, and follow the road round to the start of the bridge. Head north along the Gant Bridge but stop before you reach Bayside. The Oyster is in the water under the bridge. It's between the last support beam and the cliffside. 36. TIERRA ROBADA: IN WATER AROUND ROCKY AREA From the Gant Bridge, head north until you reach Bayside. Swim east from Bay- side, and check in the water around the shoreline of Tierra Robada to find the Oyster. 37. TIERRA ROBADA: IN WATER BELOW STONY WALL From the Gant Bridge, cross the bridge, and head north until you reach Bayside. Swim east from Bayside, and then swim south around the shoreline from Tierra Robada until the cliffside forms a stony wall. The Oyster is in the water below the stony wall. 38. VALLE OCULTADO: IN WATER AT END OF PIER BEHIND CABIN From the Gant Bridge, cross the bridge, head north and follow the road as it curves east. Head through the Bayside Tunnel and continue to head east until you reach Valle Ocultado. As you enter Valle Ocultado, there is a cabin on the right side of the road with a pier behind it. The Oyster is in the water at the end of the pier. 39. TIERRA ROBADA: IN WATER NORTHWEST OF THE SHERMAN RESERVOIR From the Gant Bridge, cross the bridge, head north and follow the road as it curves east. Head through the Bayside Tunnel and continue to head east until you reach El Quebrados. Exit El Quebrados and head south through Tierra Robada until you reach a bridge. Dive in the water under the bridge, and swim east. The Oyster is located in the water just before the water opens up to the Sherman Reservoir. 40. THE SHERMAN DAM: IN WATER ON NORTH SIDE OF DAM From the Gant Bridge, cross the bridge, head north and follow the road as it curves east. Head through the Bayside Tunnel and continue to head east until you reach El Quebrados. Exit El Quebrados and head south through Tierra Robada until you reach a bridge. Dive in the water under the bridge, and swim east. continue to swim east until you reach the Sherman Reservoir. Swim south from there until you reach the Sherman Dam. The Oyster is located in the water on the north side of the Sherman Dam. 41. TIERRA ROBADA: IN WATER UNDER BRIDGE ON SOUTHERNMOST ROAD OF LAS BARRANCAS From the Fallow Bridge, cross the bridge and take the second left before you reach the fork in the road. Follow this road until you reach a bridge. Cross the bridge, and shortly after you'll reach the Kincaid Bridge (the railroad tracks). Continue past the Kincaid Bridge and stop when you reach a bridge just before you enter Las Barrancas. The Oyster is in the water under the bridge. 42. TIERRA ROBADA: UNDER EASTERN BRIDGE SOUTHEAST OF TORENO'S RANCH From Toreno's Ranch in Tierra Robada, head west towards the two roads that run through the southwestern part of the desert and under the Kincaid Bridge. There are two roads there, and the Oyster is located under the eastern one. 43. TIERRA ROBADA: IN WATER UNDER BOATHOUSE NEAR TORENO'S RANCH From Toreno's Ranch in Tierra Robada, head east towards the water that runs through part of the desert. Nearby, you'll see some stone steps leading down to a boathouse. Head down the steps and at the bottom of the steps is a boat house. Jump in the water under the boathouse where you'll find the Oyster. 44. BONE COUNTY: IN WATER NORTH OF PILSON INTERSECTION From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head south and get on the Julius Thruway South. Head west along the Julius Thruway South, and follow it all the way round to the Pilson Intersection in the northwest corner of Las Venturas. Head north from here to the ocean. The Oyster is in the water along the ocean border. 45. LAS VENTURAS: IN WATER NORTH-EAST OF KACC MILITARY FUELS From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north and turn right at the fork in the road south of the Emerald Isle Casino. Continue heading north and take the fourth right turn. Head east along this road and turn left on the first corner outside the Well Stacked Pizza Co. restaurant. Cross the bridge that runs over the Julius Thruway North, cross the railroad tracks, and turn right. Follow this road until you reach the entrance to the KACC Military Fuels compound. Go around to the north-east side of the compound, and then continue heading north-east to the ocean. The Oyster is in the water along the ocean border. 46. ROCA ESCALANTE: UNDER DIVING BOARD OUTSIDE V-ROCK HOTEL From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north and take the seventh right. Head east and take the second left. Head north along this road and on the right side of the street is the V-Rock Hotel across the train tracks. Go down the alley between the train tracks and a loading bay, and turn the corner. Climb over the wire fence and turn the next corner where you'll find some stairs. Head up the stairs and run round to the back of the hotel where you'll find a guitar-shaped swimming pool. The Oyster is in the swimming pool, under the diving board. 47. THE VISAGE: UNDER WATER FOUNTAIN OUTSIDE THE VISAGE CASINO From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north and after the fourth left turn, look along the left side of the road for the huge Visage casino. Jump in the water outside the main entrance, and the Oyster is in the water under the second water fountain. 48. PIRATES IN MEN'S PANTS: IN FRONT OF SKULL-SHAPED ROCK OUTSIDE PIMP From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north and after the third left turn, the PIMP (Pirates In Men's Pants) Hotel is on the left side of the street. To the right of the main entrance is a large skull-shaped rock. The Oyster is in the water in front of the skull-shaped rock. 49. PILGRIM: IN SWIMMING POOL OUTSIDE PILGRIM HOTEL From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north and take the third right turn you come to. Head east and take the second left and then right again after that. Look along the right side of the road for the Pilgrim Hotel. The Oyster is in the middle of the pool outside. 50. COME-A-LOT: IN SHALLOW MOAT OUTSIDE COME-A-LOT CASINO From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north and just before the first right turn, the Come-A-Lot Casino is on the right side of the street. Go down the side of the road, staying close to the wall, and you'll find some steps leading down to a shallow moat. The Oyster is in the moat. Congratulations, you've just found all 50 Oysters! There are no rewards for collecting the Oysters, but your Sex Appeal and Lung Capacity stats have increased dramatically. |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 20. Unique Jumps Locations (SAUNI) | |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| Situated around San Andreas are a number of ramps that you can jump for extra money. You have to jump a certain distance for the jump to count, and each jump is worth an additional $500. Note that it's best to jump these ramps using either the PCJ or the NRG. Also note that these jumps are NOT required for 100% completion. Below are all the jumps and where to find them. NOTE: Use the map in the pause menu to follow directions otherwise the directions do not make sense. 01. EL CORONA: JUMP RAMP BY TRAIN STATION PLATFORM From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first left by the crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Turn right and head west along this road until you reach the train tracks in Idlewood. Cross the train tracks and turn left. Turn right almost immediately and continue heading west. Take the second left and head south until you reach the train tracks in El Corona. On the right on the other side of the track is the wooden ramp. Start from the dead-end part of the train track further back and speed towards the ramp. Lean forward to gain more speed. You have to land on the roof of the platform for the jump to count. 02. IDLEWOOD: JUMP STEEL BRIDGE STRUCTURE From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first left by the crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Turn right and head west along this road until you reach the train tracks in Idlewood. Turn left by the train tracks (do not cross the tracks) and on the left and right side of the road you'll see two steel ramps forming part of a bridge-like structure. Jump the ramp on the right from the south. Drive along the tracks and stay close to the palm trees and hit the ramp slightly to the left so you don't hit the tree right in front of you. Land in the middle of the intersection to make the jump count. 03. VERONA BEACH: JUMP STEPS NEXT TO SMALL GREEN BUILDING From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first left by the crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Turn right and head west along this road until you reach the train tracks in Idlewood. Cross the train tracks and turn left. Turn right almost immediately and head west along this road. Take the fifth right and then turn left again immediately after. Continue to head west until you pass under the Mulholland Intersection. Take the third right and then turn left again immediately after. On the corner of the right turn up ahead is a small green building with some steps running up the side of it. You have to jump over the stone ramp on the rooftop and land on the roof of the building opposite. Don't land on the stone ramp or it won't count. 04. EAST LOS SANTOS: JUMP SET OF STAIRS ACROSS TRAIN TRACKS From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and head north. Take the third left to reach the train tracks in East Los Santos. On the left and right side of the track is a set of stairs for getting across the track. Jump the steps on the left and land anywhere on the road to make the jump count. Note that this is one of the few jumps that be completed using a car as well. 05. OCEAN DOCKS: JUMP MOUND OF DIRT NEXT TO BRIDGE From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the second left by the Binco clothes store. Follow this road south until it curves south-east. Just up ahead should be a small bridge with green support beams (the beam on the left has a gang tag). Just to the right of the bridge are two small mounds of dirt. You need to jump the mound furthest away in the corner on the right and land in the road just beyond. 06. EAST BEACH: USE PEDESTRIAN OVERPASS TO CLEAR PARKING LOT From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and take the first right on to the main road. Head east along the main road and turn right at the end. Turn left again almost immediately after and head east to East Beach. Head north along East Beach and almost immediately you should reach a pedestrian overpass. You need to jump the steps on the left side of the bridge and clear the parking lot behind it. 07. OCEAN DOCKS: JUMP RAMP ONTO CORRUGATED ROOFTOP From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the second left. Follow this road south until you reach a bridge with green support beams that crosses over into the Ocean Docks area. Cross the bridge, and follow the road around until you reach another bridge. Continue on and turn left. On the right side of the road there should be some steel containers outside a warehouse. Behind the steel containers is the ramp you need to jump. Jump south on the ramp and land on the roof in front of you. 08. LOS SANTOS INTERNATIONAL: JUMP STAIRS OUT OF AIRPORT You'll need to have the airport open for this jump. From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first left by the crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Turn right and head west along this road until you reach the train tracks in Idlewood. Cross the train tracks and turn left. Turn right almost immediately and head west along this road. Take the third left, and head south. Turn left at the end of this road and then turn right. Cross the train tracks and head south until you reach the airport. Enter the airport and head to the south-east corner of the airport terminal. There should be a set of stairs. Jump the stairs out of the airport. 09. LOS SANTOS INTERNATIONAL: JUMP SMALL CONCRETE RAMP ON RUNWAY You'll need to have the airport open for this jump. From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first left by the crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Turn right and head west along this road until you reach the train tracks in Idlewood. Cross the train tracks and turn left. Turn right almost immediately and head west along this road. Take the third left, and head south. Turn left at the end of this road and then turn right. Cross the train tracks and head south until you reach the airport. Enter the airport and look for a red sign that says "06L-2". There are two small concrete ramps to the right of that. You need to jump the ramp on the right heading west and land past the red sign. Start from the back of the runway on the east side and hit the ramp at top speed. Watch out for runway lights and other signs. 10. OCEAN DOCKS: JUMP STEPS IN WAREHOUSE DEPOT From your house in Ganton, head east towards the main road that overlooks the ocean in East Beach. Head south from there towards Playa Del Seville. Follow the road south and take the first right just before the road curves west. Take the second left further up and turn left again into the depot where the mission "Gray Imports" takes place. Drive right to the back of the depot and you'll see the stairs on the left as you reach the back. You need to jump the stairs and land on the roof of the building opposite. 11. EAST LOS SANTOS: USE STAIRS TO JUMP OVER TRAIN TRACKS From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and head north. Take the third right and then turn left almost immediately after. Look along the left side of the road for some steps leading up to a row of blue houses. You need to jump the steps and clear the train tracks on the other side of the street. 12. MARKET: USE STEPS TO JUMP OUT OF ALLEY From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and head north. Take the third left and get on the train tracks. Follow the train tracks north and turn left when you reach the tunnel entrance. Head northwest along this road, and take the third left into Glen Park. Head south until you reach a bridge that crosses over Glen Park. Cross the bridge, and across the road you should see a building with an orange roof. Head down the alley and exit at the other side. Turn right and head west. Turn right again at the end of the road and head north. Take the second left and head west until you pass under the Mulholland Intersection. Continue heading west once you pass the inter- section, and take the fifth left. Take the second left after that and head down the alley. At the end of the alley is a long staircase. Jump the steps out of the alley and land in the street. 13. EAST BEACH: JUMP OUT OF ALLEY OVER HOUSES BELOW From your house in Ganton, head east towards the main road that overlooks the ocean in East Beach. Head north from there and take the first left a little further north from the Los Santos Forum. Take the first and follow this road north. After the next right, look along the right side of the street for the Golden Palms Hotel. Head down the small alley right next to the hotel and you'll see a small gap in a wall at the end. Drive through this gap. There is a small mound there that will launch you over the houses below and down into the street. 14. OCEAN DOCKS: JUMP NORTH STAIRS ON PIER From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first left by the crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Turn left again and head east until you reach the west side of the Los Santos Forum. Follow the road around to the south side of the Los Santos Forum, and take the second right. Head south and follow the road as it curves west. Pass under the bridge with the green support beams and take the second left you come to. Turn left again and on the right side of the road below is a pier hidden from view. Jump the stairs heading north. 15. OCEAN DOCKS: JUMP SOUTH STAIRS ON PIER From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first left by the crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Turn left again and head east until you reach the west side of the Los Santos Forum. Follow the road around to the south side of the Los Santos Forum, and take the second right. Head south and follow the road as it curves west. Pass under the bridge with the green support beams and take the second left you come to. Turn right and on the left side of the road below is a pier hidden from view. Jump the stairs heading south. 16. EAST LOS SANTOS: JUMP STEPS OVER BASKETBALL COURT From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and on the left side of the street is a basketball court. In the north-east corner of the basketball court is some narrow stone steps. Jump the steps heading west and clear the basketball court. 17. MULHOLLAND INTERSECTION: JUMP RAMP ON INTERSECTION From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and turn left onto the intersection. Follow the intersection west until it curves north. Move into the left of the two lanes in the middle when the road forks and you'll see a stone ramp on the left side of the road. Jump the ramp and land in the parking lot below. 18. MULHOLLAND INTERSECTION: JUMP RAMP ON INTERSECTION From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and head north. Take the third left and get on the train tracks. Follow the train tracks north and take the last left before you reach the tunnel entrance. Head west along this road until you reach the Mulholland Intersection. Turn right when the road forks and right again at the next fork. Turn left again and drive along the top part of the intersection. There is a stone ramp on the left side of the road. 19. MULHOLLAND INTERSECTION: JUMP RAMP IN MIDDLE OF INTERSECTION From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and head north. Take the third left and get on the train tracks. Follow the train tracks north and take the last left before you reach the tunnel entrance. Head west along this road until you reach the Mulholland Intersection. Turn left when the road forks and then right at the next fork. There is a stone ramp on the left side of the road. Jump the ramp and land in the parking lot below. 20. RODEO: JUMP GRASSY KNOLL NEXT TO PIER From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and head north. Take the third left and get on the train tracks. Follow the train tracks north and turn left when you reach the tunnel entrance. Head northwest along this road, and take the third left into Glen Park. Head south until you reach a bridge that crosses over Glen Park. Cross the bridge, and across the road you should see a building with an orange roof. Head down the alley and exit at the other side. Turn right and head west. Turn right again at the end of the road and head north. Take the second left and head west until you pass under the Mulholland Intersection. Continue heading west once you pass the inter- section, and follow the road as it curves southwest. Follow the road round to the Santa Maria Beach and head to the Yacht Harbour Pier. On the right side of the pier is a grassy knoll. Hit the knoll from the north and land anywhere on the pier. 21. VINEWOOD: JUMP RAMP NEXT TO TENNIS COURTS From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and head north. Take the third left and get on the train tracks. Follow the train tracks north and turn left when you reach the tunnel entrance. Head northwest along this road until you reach the Mulholland Intersection. Drive straight through the Mulholland Intersection, and turn left. Take the second right and head west until you reach the tennis courts opposite the cemetery and the film studios. To the right of the park entrance, there is a small ramp jutting out the side of a building. Jump this ramp and land in the street behind the building in front of you. 22. MARKET: JUMP OUT OF AQUEDUCT From your house in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Turn left after that and follow the highway west. Take the first right and get off the highway, and then turn left again. Turn right immediately after and then left again. Head west and under the Mulholland Intersection. Just after passing the Mulholland Intersection, after the first left turn, there is an aqueduct on the left. Use the nearby ramp to jump out of the aqueduct from the south. 23. MONTGOMERY INTERSECTION: MOUND OF DIRT ON INTERSECTION From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and turn left onto the intersection. Follow the intersection west until it curves north. Continue heading north until you reach the Montgomery Intersection. The jump is the mound of dirt between two roads on the western part of the intersection. 24. LOS SANTOS INTERNATIONAL: IN MIDDLE OF ROAD DIVIDER From your house in Ganton, head east towards the main road that overlooks the ocean in East Beach. Head south from there towards Playa Del Seville, and follow the road as it curves west towards the Ocean Docks. Keep following this road until you reach the southernmost tunnel that runs under Los Santos International. The ramp that you need to jump is in the middle of the divider that runs along the middle of the road just before you reach the tunnel. 25. SANTA MARIA BEACH: JUMP STEPS LEADING UP TO SHOPS From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and head north. Take the third left and get on the train tracks. Follow the train tracks north and turn left when you reach the tunnel entrance. Head northwest along this road, and take the third left into Glen Park. Head south until you reach a bridge that crosses over Glen Park. Cross the bridge, and across the road you should see a building with an orange roof. Head down the alley and exit at the other side. Turn right and head west. Turn right again at the end of the road and head north. Take the second left and head west until you pass under the Mulholland Intersection. Continue heading west once you pass the inter- section, and follow the road as it curves southwest. Follow the road round to the Santa Maria Beach. Continue heading east from the Yacht Harbour pier and take the first right a little further up. On the left is a long awning that runs along the beach. Drive under the awning and jump the steps leading up to the shops about halfway along. 26. PALOMINO CREEK: JUMP ACROSS BROKEN WOODEN BRIDGE From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and take the first right on to the main road. Head east along the main road and turn right at the end. Turn left again almost immediately after and head east to East Beach. Head north along East Beach and continue heading north along the main road until you reach the intersection. Turn left at the intersection and enter Palomino Creek. Drive through Palomino Creek to the westernmost road of the town. Cross the bridge and look to the right. You'll find a broken twisted wooden bridge. Jump this bridge from the east and land on the other side. 27. DILLIMORE: JUMP WOODEN RAMP LEANING AGAINST BRICK WALL From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and head north. Take the third left and get on the train tracks. Follow the train tracks north and turn left when you reach the tunnel entrance. Head northwest along this road until you reach the Mulholland Intersection. Drive straight through the Mulholland Intersection and continue heading west. Take the fourth right and head north towards Dillimore. Enter Dillimore and take the third left turn. Turn left again and there should be a wooden ramp leaning up against a low brick wall. It's across the road from the police station and the gas station where the mission "Tanker Commander" takes place. 28. PALOMINO CREEK: JUMP ACROSS BROKEN WOODEN BRIDGE From the Johnson House in Ganton, head west and take the first right by the crossroads outside the "Ten Green Bottles" bar. Cross the overpass and take the first right on to the main road. Head east along the main road and turn right at the end. Turn left again almost immediately after and head east to East Beach. Head north along East Beach and continue heading north along the main road until you reach the intersection. Turn left at the intersection and enter Palomino Creek. Drive through Palomino Creek to the westernmost road of the town. Just before you cross the bridge, look to the right and you'll find a broken twisted wooden bridge. Jump this bridge from the east and land on the other side. Note: You probably achieved this jump during the mission "Local Liquor Store" for Catalina. 29. MOUNT CHILIAD: JUMP BOARDWALK ON MOUNTAIN PATH From the Flint Intersection, head south and follow the road all the way around the Los Santos Inlet until you reach Angel Pine. Take the northwest road out of Angel Pine and follow the road you are on until you reach Mt. Chiliad. Check your map in the pause menu and around the south-east part of Mt. Chiliad, you'll see a light green area. Make your way to that area. The jump is on a boardwalk around the middle of that area. It's the third boardwalk you come across during "Cobra Run". 30. ANGEL PINE: USE RAMP TO JUMP OUT OF TRAILER PARK From the Flint Intersection, head south and follow the road all the way around the Los Santos Inlet until you reach Angel Pine. Enter the trailer park where you first started after the final mission in Los Santos. To the left of the entrance is a wooden ramp leaning against a wrecked car. Jump this ramp and land on the roof of the building across from the trailer park. 31. WHETSTONE: JUMP SAND DUNE ON BEACH From the Flint Intersection, head south and follow the road all the way around the Los Santos Inlet until you reach the beach just south of Angel Pine. Look for a sand dune along the beach (it's right next to a parked Quad). Jump the dune from the west. 32. RED COUNTY: JUMP OVER TRUCK CONTAINERS IN FLEISCHBERG DEPOT From the trailer park in Angel Pine, take the northwest road out of Angel Pine and take the first right. Follow this road through Whetstone and Shady Creeks until you reach the Back O' Beyond. Take the first right and follow the road as it curves round until you reach a bridge. Cross the bridge and follow the road north until you reach the Flint Intersection. Cross the Flint Intersection, and head north. Take the first right, and cross the bridge shortly after. Continue along this road and take the second right. Just before you enter Blueberry, look along the right side of the road for a Fleischberg depot. Enter the depot and on the left is two truck containers, one with a red stripe and one with a blue stripe. Behind the container with the blue stripe is a wooden ramp. Jump the wooden and clear the two containers. 33. BLUEBERRY: JUMP STAIRS IN CORNER OF WIDE ALLEY From the trailer park in Angel Pine, take the northwest road out of Angel Pine and take the first right. Follow this road through Whetstone and Shady Creeks until you reach the Back O' Beyond. Take the first right and follow the road as it curves round until you reach a bridge. Cross the bridge and follow the road north until you reach the Flint Intersection. Cross the Flint Intersection, and head north. Take the first right, and cross the bridge shortly after. Continue along this road and take the second right. Head east along this road and take the first left as you enter Blueberry. Look on the right side of the road for a wide alley with some stairs in the corner. Jump the stairs and land in the road behind the wall. 34. BLUEBERRY ACRES: USE RAMP TO JUMP OVER BARN From the trailer park in Angel Pine, take the northwest road out of Angel Pine and take the first right. Follow this road through Whetstone and Shady Creeks until you reach the Back O' Beyond. Take the first right and follow the road as it curves round until you reach a bridge. Cross the bridge and follow the road north until you reach the Flint Intersection. Cross the Flint Intersection, and head north. Take the first right, and cross the bridge shortly after. Continue along this road and take the second right. Look on the left side of the road for a dirt road leading through a farm. Drive along the dirt path, pass the first two barns on the left and right and drive through the white barn in the middle. As you exit the barn, drive up the ramp in front of you. You have to clear the barn in front of you. 35. BLUEBERRY ACRES: USE RAMP TO JUMP OUT OF BARN From the trailer park in Angel Pine, take the northwest road out of Angel Pine and take the first right. Follow this road through Whetstone and Shady Creeks until you reach the Back O' Beyond. Take the first right and follow the road as it curves round until you reach a bridge. Cross the bridge and follow the road north until you reach the Flint Intersection. Cross the Flint Intersection, and head north. Take the first right, and cross the bridge shortly after. Continue along this road and take the second right. Look on the left side of the road for a dirt road leading through a farm. Drive along the dirt path, pass the first two barns on the left and right and drive through the white barn in the middle. As you exit the barn, there is a ramp in front of you. On the right just past the ramp is the barn you need to drive through. Jump the ramp inside the barn. 36. THE PANOPTICON: JUMP ACROSS RAVINE ON DIRT PATH From the trailer park in Angel Pine, take the northwest road out of Angel Pine and take the first right. Follow this road through Whetstone and Shady Creeks until you reach the Back O' Beyond. Take the first right and follow the road as it curves round until you reach a bridge. Cross the bridge and follow the road north until you reach the Flint Intersection. Cross the Flint Intersection, and head north. Take the first right, and cross the bridge shortly after. Continue along this road and cross the next bridge you come to. Continue along this road and just before you reach a red steel bridge, look beyond the low grassy hill on the left for a dirt path. Follow the dirt path back the way you came and just before it curves to the right, there is a ravine in front of you. Jump the ravine from the south and clear the gap. 37. RED COUNTY: JUMP OVER TRUCK CONTAINERS IN FLEISCHBERG DEPOT From the trailer park in Angel Pine, take the northwest road out of Angel Pine and take the first right. Follow this road through Whetstone and Shady Creeks until you reach the Back O' Beyond. Take the first right and follow the road as it curves round until you reach a bridge. Cross the bridge and follow the road north until you reach the Flint Intersection. Cross the Flint Intersection, and head north. Take the first right, and cross the bridge shortly after. Continue along this road and take the second right. Just before you enter Blueberry, look along the right side of the road for a Fleischberg depot. Enter the depot and on the left is two truck containers, one with a red stripe and one with a blue stripe. In front of the two containers is a wooden ramp. Use the ramp to jump over the containers. 38. RED COUNTY: USE HILL TO JUMP INTO SAN FIERRO AIRPORT From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the third right. Head west along this road and take the second left. A little further up on the corner of the street is the Cobra Martial Arts Gym. Head south from the Cobra Martial Arts Gym and follow the road until you reach the Easter Bay Airport. Turn right just before you reach the road leading to the airport, and follow the road you are on through the Easter Tunnel and towards Easter Bay Chemicals. After passing Easter Bay Chemicals, cross the bridge and look on the left side of the road for a grassy hill. Jump this hill and land in San Fierro airport. Angle yourself to the right to land in the closest part of the airport. 39. PALISADES: JUMP MOUND OF GRASS BEHIND ROW OF HOUSES From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the third right. Head west along this road and through Garcia, Hashbury and Ocean Flats. Take the last right at the end of the road and head north. Take the fourth right and then the first left. From here, head north again and take the third right. At the end of this street, look between the last two houses on the right and you'll find an alley with a small mound of grass sticking out. Jump this small mound and land next to the garage below. 40. JUNIPER HOLLOW: DRIVE OFF ROADSIDE BEHIND ROW OF HOUSES From your garage in Doherty, head north and take the fifth left. Head west along this road and take the third right. Head north along this road and take the second left. On the right side of the road is a long row of houses. Opposite the row of houses is a steep road. Starting from the top of this road, drive between the seventh and eighth house. Behind the row of houses is a road. Drive off the roadside (heading west) and land in the road below. 41. DOWNTOWN: JUMP STEPS IN BETWEEN MICHELLE'S AUTO-REPAIR GARAGE From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the third right. Head west along this road and take the second left. A little further up on the corner of the street is the Cobra Martial Arts Gym. Head south from the Cobra Martial Arts Gym and take the first left you come to, opposite the road leading to the airport. Head north along this road and follow the road north east until you reach the Garver Bridge. Drive under the Garver Bridge, and take the third left. Take the second right after that and head north. At the end of the road, Michelle's Auto-Repair Garage is straight ahead. Jump the steps in between the garage and land on the roof of the building behind it (opposite the multi-storey car park) 42. GANT BRIDGE: JUMP OFF SCAFFOLDING ON GANT BRIDGE From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the third right. Head west along this road and take the second left. A little further up on the corner of the street is the Cobra Martial Arts Gym. Head south from the Cobra Martial Arts Gym and take the first left you come to, opposite the road leading to the airport. Head north along this road and follow the road north east until you reach the Garver Bridge. Drive under the Garver Bridge, and continue heading north until you reach Esplanade North. Head west from here until you reach Jizzy's club under the Gant Bridge. Drive up the scaffolding outside the club and follow it alongside the Gant Bridge. You need to drive off the edge of the scaffolding and land in the water, so you'll lose your bike on this jump. 43. FINANCIAL: JUMP STEPS NEXT TO ORANGE BUILDING From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the third right. Head west along this road and take the second left. A little further up on the corner of the street is the Cobra Martial Arts Gym. Head south from the Cobra Martial Arts Gym and take the first left you come to, opposite the road leading to the airport. Head north along this road and follow the road north east until you reach the Garver Bridge. Drive under the Garver Bridge, and take the third left. Turn right after that and head north. Look along the right side of the road for some steps next to an orange building. Jump the steps from the west and land in the street below. 44. DOHERTY: JUMP RAMP INSIDE DESTROYED DEPOT BUILDING From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the third right. Look along the right side of the road for an opening in the concrete. Drive through the opening and in front of you is a concrete wall. On the right, behind the concrete wall is a destroyed building. You need to drive through the destroyed building from the south and jump the ramp inside. Land in the road outside the depot. Note: You probably got this jump during the mission "Yay-Ka-Boom-Boom". 45. PARADISO: JUMP CONCRETE RAMP NEXT TO KATIE'S HOUSE From your garage in Doherty, head north and take the fifth left. Head west along this road and take the third right. Head north along this road and take the second left. At the end of this street, just before you cross the Gant Bridge, there is a concrete ramp on the right (next to Katie's house). Jump the concrete ramp and clear the road below you. 46. JUNIPER HOLLOW: USE RAMP TO JUMP OVER TUNNEL From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the third right. Head west along this road and take the ninth right once you reach Ocean Flats. Head north along the main road that overlooks the beach in Ocean Flats, take the fourth right you come to, and then the first left after that. Follow the road you are on north towards Palisades, and look for the "Tuff Nuts Donuts" shop on the left side of the street. Continue past the "Tuff Nuts Donuts" shop, and take the first right a little further north. Take the fourth left after that and look along the left side of the street for a concrete ramp in a narrow alley. Jump this ramp from the east and land in the street below. 47. JUNIPER HILL: JUMP CONCRETE RAMP OUTSIDE SUPA-SAVE SUPERMARKET From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the third right. Head west along this road and take the ninth right once you reach Ocean Flats. Head north along the main road that overlooks the beach in Ocean Flats, take the fourth right you come to, and then the first left after that. Follow the road you are on north towards Palisades, and look for the "Tuff Nuts Donuts" shop on the left side of the street. Turn right opposite the "Tuff Nuts Donuts" shop, and head east. Take the third right and on the right side of the street is a Supa-Save supermarket. Jump the concrete ramp on the corner outside the supermarket from the east and land on the path going upwards across the street. 48. CALTON HEIGHTS: USE STAIRS TO JUMP OVER WINDING BRICK PATH From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the third right. Head west along this road and take the ninth right once you reach Ocean Flats. Head north along the main road that overlooks the beach in Ocean Flats, take the fourth right you come to, and then the first left after that. Follow the road you are on north towards Palisades, and look for the "Tuff Nuts Donuts" shop on the left side of the street. Continue past the "Tuff Nuts Donuts" shop, and take the first right a little further north. Take the fourth left after that and then take the first right. At the end of this street, there is a winding brick path. Use the steps next to the brick path to jump the path and land in the street below. 49. DOHERTY: USE RAMP TO JUMP ONTO HIGHWAY From your garage in Doherty, cross the street to the TransFenders garage opposite. Just past the TransFenders garage there is a rusty ramp next to a dumpster. Jump the ramp and land on the highway beyond it. 50. EASTER BAY AIRPORT: USE RAMP TO JUMP ONTO DOCKS From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the third right. Head west along this road and take the second left. A little further up on the corner of the street is the Cobra Martial Arts Gym. Head south from the Cobra Martial Arts Gym and follow the road until you reach the Easter Bay Airport. Follow the road leading to the airport until you reach the entrance. If you don't have your Pilot's licence yet, you can park a car next to the security booth and use that to climb on to the roof of the security booth and jump down into the airport. Once you're in the airport, head to the north-west corner. Look for a concrete ramp at the north-west end of the runway. Jump the concrete ramp and land on the Easter Basin docks. 51. EASTER BAY AIRPORT: USE RAMP TO JUMP OUT OF AIRPORT From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the third right. Head west along this road and take the second left. A little further up on the corner of the street is the Cobra Martial Arts Gym. Head south from the Cobra Martial Arts Gym and follow the road until you reach the Easter Bay Airport. Follow the road leading to the airport until you reach the entrance. If you don't have your Pilot's licence yet, you can park a car next to the security booth and use that to climb on to the roof of the security booth and jump down into the airport. Once you're in the airport, head to the west side of the airport. There is another concrete ramp near the tarmac bridge that you need to jump. Clear the surrounding water and land in the street. 52. FOSTER VALLEY: JUMP CONCRETE RAMP OUTSIDE SF STADIUM From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the third right. Head west along this road and take the second left. A little further up on the corner of the street is the Cobra Martial Arts Gym. Head south from the Cobra Martial Arts Gym and follow the road south. Stop just before the road curves east and on the left side of the street should be the SF Stadium. In the south-east corner of the stadium is a concrete ramp. Jump the ramp and land anywhere on the freeway. 53. DOHERTY: USE PEDESTRIAN WALKWAY TO JUMP OVER FREEWAY From your garage in Doherty, head south and take the fourth right. Head west along this road and at the end, look on the left side of the street for a pedestrian walkway. Jump the steps leading up to the pedestrian walkway and land either on the freeway or jump completely over it. 54. LAS PAYASADAS: USE MOUND OF DIRT TO JUMP OVER GIANT CHICKEN From the Gant Bridge, head north and follow the road as it curves east. Head through the Bayside Tunnel, and turn left at the fork immediately after you exit the tunnel. Take the first left and follow this road through El Quebrados. Take the next left you come to, and cross the bridge into Valle Ocultado. Continue following this road until you reach Las Payasadas. At the fork, go between the two houses on the left and straight ahead is a mound of dirt covered with a green sheet. Use the mound of dirt to jump over the chicken or just hit it with the vehicle. 55. LAS PAYASADAS: JUMP STEPS LEADING TO SIGHT-SEEING PLATFORM From the Gant Bridge, head north and follow the road as it curves east. Head through the Bayside Tunnel, and turn left at the fork immediately after you exit the tunnel. Take the first left and follow this road through El Quebrados. Take the next left you come to, and cross the bridge into Valle Ocultado. Continue following this road until you reach Las Payasadas. Turn right at the fork, and on the right side of the road there is a single-storey building that usually has a hotdog-van next to it. Behind this building is a small platform for looking down below. Jump the steps leading onto this platform and land in the road below. 56. VERDANT MEADOWS: USE PLANE WING TO JUMP OVER ANOTHER PLANE From the Gant Bridge, head north and follow the road as it curves east. Head through the Bayside Tunnel, and turn left at the fork immediately after you exit the tunnel. Take the first left and follow this road through El Quebrados. Take the next left you come to, and cross the bridge into Valle Ocultado. Take the very first right as you enter Valle Ocultado and follow the road east until you reach Verdant Meadows. Head to the westernmost plane and use the wing on top of it as a ramp to jump across the tip of the plane just next to it. 57. ARCO DEL OESTE: USE WOODEN RAMP TO JUMP OFF CLIFFSIDE From the Gant Bridge, head north and follow the road as it curves east. Head through the Bayside Tunnel, and turn left at the fork immediately after you exit the tunnel. Take the first left and follow this road through El Quebrados. Take the next left you come to, and cross the bridge into Valle Ocultado. Take the first right after entering Valle Ocultado and follow the road south. Look for a dirt path on the right before the road turns east. Follow the dirt path and pass under the rocky archway at the top. After passing under the archway there is a wooden ramp on the right. Jump off the ramp going west. This is another jump where you'll probably lose your bike. 58. VALLE OCULTADO: USE RAMP TO JUMP OVER CABIN From the Gant Bridge, head north and follow the road as it curves east. Head through the Bayside Tunnel, and turn left at the fork immediately after you exit the tunnel. Take the first left and follow this road through El Quebrados. Take the next left you come to, and cross the bridge into Valle Ocultado. Immediately after crossing the bridge there is a little cabin along a dock on the right. Right in front of you is also a ramp leaning against the cabin. Jump the ramp and clear the cabin but you'll lose your bike again unless you're lucky enough to land safely on the dock. 59. THE EMERALD ISLE: USE RAMP TO JUMP OFF OF TOP FLOOR OF CASINO From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north and turn left or right at the fork, south of the Emerald Isle Casino. Head round to the north side of the casino and enter the multi-storey car park. Make your way up to the top floor of the casino and head to the south side. Jump off the ramp on the south side of the parking lot and land in the street below. 60. THE EMERALD ISLE: USE RAMP TO JUMP OFF OF ROOF OF CASINO From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north and turn left or right at the fork, south of the Emerald Isle Casino. Head round to the north side of the casino and enter the multi-storey car park. Make your way up to the top floor of the casino and head to the north side. Use the stairs to reach the roof. Drive up the stairs opposite the helipad and head to the right. Drop down to the ledge below (while still in your vehicle) and use the ramp on the left to jump east off of the casino. 61. THE CAMEL'S TOE: USE STEPS TO LAND ON ROOFTOP OF BUILDING From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north and take the second right. Head east from there and take the second right. On the right side of the street is a huge pyramid-shaped building. Drop down into the road around the building and head to the stairs in the north-east corner. Jump the steps and clear the parking lot. You need to land on the roof of the building past the parking lot. 62. THE CAMEL'S TOE: USE STEPS TO JUMP ONTO ROOF OF ROYAL CASINO From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north and take the second right. Head east from there and take the second right. On the right side of the street is a huge pyramid-shaped building. Drop down into the road around the building and head to the stairs on the north side (adjacent to the stairs on the north-east side). Jump the steps and land on the roof of the Royal Casino opposite. 63. CREEK: USE WOODEN RAMP TO JUMP ONTO THRUWAY From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head south and get on the Julius Thruway South. Turn left and follow the Julius Thruway as it curves round to the east side of Las Venturas. Continue following the Thruway north until you reach the north-east part of the Thruway. Turn right at the intersection and then right again to get off the Thruway. Turn left and then on the left side of the street, just past the archway of the second house on the left, there is a wooden ramp next to a wall. Use the ramp to jump onto the Thruway. 64. REDSANDS WEST: JUMP RAMP AND LAND ON ROOF OF BUILDING From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head south and turn right onto the Julius Thruway South. Head west along the Thruway and follow the road as it curves north. When you are heading north again, take the first right you come to off of the Thruway. Turn right again and follow the road. Take the second left and straight ahead at the end of the street is another arched house. Go under the arch and jump the ramp in front of you. Clear the road and land on the roof of the building opposite. 65. PRICKLE PINE: USE RAMP TO JUMP OVER THRUWAY BRIDGE From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north and turn left at the fork, south of the Emerald Isle Casino. Cross the bridge that crosses over Julius Thruway North and turn left when you enter Prickle Pine. Head to the road on the southern part of the Yellow Bell Golf Course and turn left. Cross over the train tracks and turn left again (you'll be going back the way you came on a different road). Follow this road east and enter the courtyard at the end. Head to the south-east corner of the courtyard and jump the ramp. You need to clear the bridge that runs across the Thruway. 66. JULIUS THRUWAY NORTH: USE RAMP IN DEPOT TO JUMP ONTO THRUWAY From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north and take the eighth left. Head west along this road, turn left and then right immediately after. Continue heading west along this road and turn right after crossing the bridge that runs across Harry Gold Parkway. Enter the depot and on the far left is a stack of storage containers. Drive behind them and a little further up there will be more storage containers with a wooden ramp in between. Use the ramp to jump out of the depot and land on the Thruway. 67. THE EMERALD ISLE: USE RAMP TO JUMP OUT OF OF 6th FLOOR OF CASINO From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north and turn left or right at the fork, south of the Emerald Isle Casino. Head round to the north side of the casino and enter the multi-storey car park. Make your way up to the 6th floor of the parking lot and use the ramp on the east side. Jump out of the parking lot and land on the roof of the building below. 68. RANDOLPH INDUSTRIAL ESTATE: USE RAMP TO JUMP OUT OF ESTATE From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head south and get on the Julius Thruway South. Head west along the Julius Thruway South, and after the first left turn, the Randolph Industrial Estate is on the left side of the road. Drive through the wired fence along the north side of the estate and head to the north-east corner. There is a wooden ramp leaning against some wooden crates in the corner. Jump the ramp and land in the road beyond. 69. THE EMERALD ISLE: DRIVE THROUGH PALM TREES OPPOSITE EMERALD ISLE CASINO From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north and turn right at the fork, south of the Emerald Isle Casino. Turn right again immediately after and head east. Turn right once again and drive through the wire fence on the corner of the street. Straight ahead is a wooden ramp. Jump the wooden ramp (you'll drive through a police bribe too). Fly between the palm trees in the middle of the road and land on the other side. 70. THE EMERALD ISLE: USE RAMP TO JUMP OFF OF ROOF OF CASINO From the Four Dragons Casino on The Strip, head north and turn left or right at the fork, south of the Emerald Isle Casino. Head round to the north side of the casino and enter the multi-storey car park. Make your way up to the top floor of the casino and head to the north side. Use the stairs to reach the roof. Drive up the stairs opposite the helipad and head to the north side of the building this time instead of the south. Same as before, drop down onto the ledge below and use the ramp to jump off the roof of the casino. Congratulations, you've just found all 70 Unique Jumps! Since the Unique Jumps are NOT mandatory, you don't get rewarded apart from the $500 for each individual jump. |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 21. R3 Missions (SARMS) | |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| R3 missions can be activated by entering a certain type of vehicle and pressing the R3 button. R3 Missions are a great way to learn the layout of the game, and to earn some money. Below are what vehicles you can use for each R3 mission and a brief strategy for each one. |=============================================================================| | A. Burglary (SABGL) | |=============================================================================| Vehicle(s): Boxville Burglary missions are only available after completing the "Home Invasion" mission for Ryder. After that mission you can find a black Boxville beside the apartments opposite the gym in Ganton, but the missions can only be activated between 20:00 and 6:00. The objective for burglary missions is to drive around San Andreas and look for a house to rob. They will have a yellow arrow outside the door if they can robbed. Get out of the van and go inside the house. You have to be careful once inside the house, as there are usually people nearby that will wake up if you make too much noise. To avoid making any noise, press the L3 button before you move once you're inside the house. This will allow you to sneak. You will have to search around the house for items you can steal such as TVs, radios, videos, etc. When you've picked one up, sneak back outside and load it into the van. Reward: $3000 for $10000 worth of goods |=============================================================================| | B. Firefighter (SAFIF) | |=============================================================================| Vehicle(s): Firetruck For firefighter missions you need to get to a certain location and put out a fire before time runs out. There's no much strategy to these missions. Press the L3 to turn the sirens on, this will make traffic move out of the way and can save you a bit of time. Press the L1 or Circle button to spray the water, and the R3 to move it around. Make sure you are not carrying a SMG during these missions, as you will perform a drive-by, which will most likely alert the police. Reward: Fireproof |=============================================================================| | C. Freight Train (SAFRT) | |=============================================================================| Vehicle(s): Freight Another new feature in San Andreas is the ability to jack a freight train. Press the R3 button to trigger the freight train missions. You have to deliver cargo to a certain destination. You will see a timer which shows you how much time you have left to deliver the cargo. Below that is the distance which shows you how much further you have left to go. Underneath that is the the speed you are driving at. Do not drive over 45mph or you risk derailing the train. Keep the speed below 45. When it comes to stopping at a station, brake early so as not to overshoot the marker. Park in the marker to complete the delivery. You will need to make five consecutive deliveries to complete the first level. The same applies to the second level. To start the second level, exit the train, re-enter and press the R3 button to start. Complete the second level to complete the freight train missions. Reward: $50000 + delivery rewards |=============================================================================| | D. Paramedic (SAPAR) | |=============================================================================| Vehicle(s): Ambulance For the Paramedic missions, you will need to pick up an injured pedestrian and drop them off outside the hospital. Try not to brake too sharply as you reduce the chance of you getting the pedestrian to the hospital alive. There will be a bar that comes up in the corner of the screen, and lets you know how many seats are available in the ambulance. This allows you to keep track of how many pedestrians are in the ambulance, and you won't waste any time by making unnecessary trips to pedestrians only to find out the ambulance is full. The Paramedic missions are a piece of cake if you do them in Angel Pine or another small town in the countryside. Reward: Maximum Health 150 |=============================================================================| | E. Pimping (SAPIM) | |=============================================================================| Vehicle(s): Broadway For the Pimping missions you need to pick up one of your girls and drop her off at another location, and then pick up another girl and drop her off at another location. You need to do this for the same two girls over and over. Before you start this mission, I suggest you get a SMG or something similar as the later missions involve you protecting the girls when they get in a little trouble. You will have a time limit between picking up your girls, so you'll need to be quick getting back to them. When you don't have a time limit, get your vehicle repaired using the Pay 'N' Spray. Reward: Prostitutes give you money instead of taking it |=============================================================================| | F. Taxi Driver (SATAX) | |=============================================================================| Vehicle(s): Taxi, Cabbie The objectives for Taxi missions is to pick up a passenger, and drop them off at a certain location in a certain amount of time. When the passenger gets in the car, a tip meter appears in the corner of the screen. This indicates what the passenger will give you once you've dropped him off. The bar will slowly decrease every time you crash, or the longer it takes you to reach your destination. You need to pick up 50 passengers and drop them off, but they don't all have to be done in one row. Reward: Nitro on all Taxis and Cabbies |=============================================================================| | G. Vigilante/Brown Thunder (SAVIG) | |=============================================================================| Vehicle(s): Any police vehicle Your objectives for Vigilante missions, are to stop the criminals that are speeding around San Andreas. Follow the yellow dot on your radar and start destroying the car. This can be done several ways. If you use a HPV1000 (police bike), you can perform forward drive-bys. This can destroy the car quicker and allow you to keep your eye on the road without crashing. The second way is a bit more difficult and can easily damage your car. Just keep ramming it, although watch out during the later levels as several criminals fire at you from the car while you are chasing them. Another way is to use the Hunter. You can use the gun mounted on the front to dispose of them in no time. Reward: Maximum Armour 150 |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 22. Schools (SASCH) | |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| |=============================================================================| | A. Bike School (SABIK) | |=============================================================================| Bike School becomes available after completing the mission "Ya-Ka-Boom-Boom" for the Triads in San Fierro, however the school is located in Blackfield in Las Venturas. It is marked my a red "S" icon on the radar. |=============================================================================| | A1. The 360 (SA360) | |=============================================================================| Difficulty: 1/10 Very easy test. Basically, press the X and the Square button simultaneously to burnour and perform a 360-degree turn in 15 seconds or less and stop the bike. Getting 70% or higher unlocks the next test. Stop the bike as close to the starting position as possible. Stop in the exact position for gold. Gold Requirements: - Stop the bike in starting position - Do not hit any cones |=============================================================================| | A2. The 180 (SA180) | |=============================================================================| Difficulty: 2/10 Another simple test. You'll need to speed straight ahead to the cones on the other side of the area and perform a 180-degree turn around them. Continue forward to the cones back on the other side where you started and stop in area marked with cones in under 10 seconds. Press the R1 button to turn sharply. Do not hit any cones. Getting 70% or higher unlocks the next test. Gold Requirements: - Park perfectly in front of the cones - Complete test in 0:10 - Do not hit any cones |=============================================================================| | A3. The Wheelie (SATHW) | |=============================================================================| Difficulty: 2/10 Yet another easy test. At the start, accelerate straight ahead and once you reach the first set of cones in front of you, pull back on the analog stick to perform a wheelie. Hold the analog stick in position and stop in front of the cones at the back. Getting 70% or higher unlocks the next test. Gold Requirements: - Complete test in 0:08 - Do not hit any cones |=============================================================================| | A4. Jump & Stop (SAJUM) | |=============================================================================| Difficulty: 2/10 At the start, accelerate and jump the ramp in front of you. Keep moving forward after landing and stop in the cone area just ahead to complete the test. Getting 70% or higher unlocks the next test. Gold Requirements: - Complete test in 0:08 - Do not hit any cones |=============================================================================| | A5. The Stoppie (SATST) | |=============================================================================| Difficulty: 5/10 This test is quite tricky. At the start accelerate towards the cones lined up in front of you. As you reach the first set of cones, press the Square button and push the analog stick forward to perform a stoppie. Hold the analog stick in position and guide the bike forward to the cones at the back. Stop the bike in front of the cones at the end to complete the test. Getting 70% or higher unlocks the next test. Gold Requirements: - Complete test in 0:08 - Do not hit any cones |=============================================================================| | A6. Jump and Stoppie (SAJAS) | |=============================================================================| Difficulty: 9/10 Very tricky test to pull off and will take you quite a few tries to get it right. At the start, accelerate towards the ramp in front of you. Jump the ramp and land on the front wheel of the bike to perform a stoppie. Now guide the bike into the box of cones in front of you to complete the test. You have to stop the bike in the box while holding the stoppie in position. Complete this test to finish Bike School! Gold Requirements: - Complete test in 0:08 - Do not hit any cones Reward: Bike Skill + A Freeway will spawn outside the school if you get a bronze medal in all tests, a FCR-900 for all silver medals and a NRG-500 for all gold medals. |=============================================================================| | B. Boat School (SABSC) | |=============================================================================| Boat School is available after completing the mission "Pier 69" for the Triads. You can find it in Bayside Marina in the far north-west corner of the map. It is marked by a red "S" icon on the radar. |=============================================================================| | B1. Basic Seamanship (SABAS) | |=============================================================================| Difficulty: 1/10 Very simple test to start with. Simply move forward and stop the boat in between the two buoys up ahead in under 10 seconds. Gold Requirement: - Complete test in 0:10 - Do not hit any buoys |=============================================================================| | B2. Plot a Course (SAPLO) | |=============================================================================| Difficulty: 3/10 This test is a little tricker. There are 8 pairs of buoys positioned in the water. You need to navigate through them to complete the test. Learn the position of the buoys so you can save a few spare seconds on turning. Make sure to press the R1 button on the second set of buoys to avoid hitting the wall. Gold Requirements: - Complete test in 0:35 - Do not hit any buoys |=============================================================================| | B3. Fresh Slalom (SAFSL) | |=============================================================================| Difficulty: 4/10 Very similar to the previous test except that there are now twice as many buoys. There are 15 sets of buoys positioned in the water. Basically, just make your way through the sets of buoys. Using the R1 button to turn is very important otherwise you'll waste far too much time turning. Gold Requirements: - Complete test in 1:20 - Do not hit any buoys |=============================================================================| | B4. Flying Fish (SAFLY) | |=============================================================================| Difficulty: 5/10 Very simple but hard to pull off. You just need to jump the boat over a ramp and fly further than 55 metres. For gold you need to fly further then 67 metres. At the start you need to sail towards the ramp further out in the water. As you near it, you'll need to press the R1 button to turn sharply towards the ramp. You'll now have to quickly line the boat up with the ramp as you only have 45 seconds for this test. Pull back on the left analog stick and the push it forward as you jump the ramp. This will give you a little extra distance. Land in between the buoys to pass the test. Gold Requirements: - Fly further than 67 metres |=============================================================================| | B5. Land, Sea and Air (SALAN) | |=============================================================================| Difficulty: 5/10 Another test where you need to navigate through pairs of buoys. There are 22 pairs of buoys in total. Watch out for the ramp on the fifth pair. There are also two more ramps under the Gant Bridge. There are 22 sets of buoys and you will have to pass through one of them twice. On the 20th buoy (right before you reach the rocks along the shoreline), approach the buoy from the left. You will need to turn around and go back through the same buoy before finishing the test. Finish this test to complete Boat School. Gold Requirements: - Complete test in 2:10 - Do not hit any buoys Reward: Boat Skill + After completing Boat School, a Marquis will spawn outside the school if you got a bronze medal in all tests. A Squallo will appear if you got a silver medal in all tests and a Jetmax if you got gold in all tests. |=============================================================================| | C. Driving School (SADSC) | |=============================================================================| Driving School becomes available after you beat the "Deconstruction" mission in San Fierro. Follow the "S" icon on the radar to find it. |=============================================================================| | C1. The 360 (SAT36) | |=============================================================================| Difficulty: 1/10 Very easy test. There is a circle of cones surrounding you. All you have to do is hold the X and Square button together and move the left analog stick at the same time to perform a 360 turn. Getting 70% or higher unlocks the next test. Gold Requirements: - Complete test in 0:10 |=============================================================================| | C2. The 180 (SAT18) | |=============================================================================| Difficulty: 1/10 Another easy test. There are two sets of cones on each side of the compound. You need to speed up to the cones straight ahead of you, and press the R1 button to do a handbrake turn around the cones. Park in the red marker at the end. Getting 70% or higher unlocks the next test. Gold Requirements: - Complete test in 0:10 - Do not hit any cones - Park perfectly at the end of the test |=============================================================================| | C3. Whip and Terminate (SAWAT) | |=============================================================================| Difficulty: 3/10 You can perform this test in two different directions: Clockwise, or counter clockwise. There are cones scattered around the compound in a 'L' shape. At the start of the test, speed up and press the R1 button to powerslide around the cones and park in front of the cones straight ahead. Getting 70% or higher unlocks the next test. Gold Requirements: - Complete test in 0:05 - Do not hit any cones - Park perfectly at the end of the course |=============================================================================| | C4. Pop and Control (SAPOP) | |=============================================================================| Difficulty: 4/10 You are using a police car for this test. There is a wavy line of cones up ahead. Speed towards them and just before you pass them, your tyres will burst from a stinger. Release the X button immediately and let your tyres burst, or your car will spin out of control. Quickly drive your car through the line of cones and park at the end. Getting 70% or higher unlocks the next test. Gold Requirements: - Complete test in 0:05 - Do not hit any cones - Park perfectly at the end of the course |=============================================================================| | C5. Burn and Lap (SABAL) | |=============================================================================| Difficulty: 8/10 This challenge is VERY annoying and is the hardest course so far. You have to do five laps around a course, using 180 sharp turns in under 36 seconds. The time limit is very strict, so stay on the inside of the track to save a few seconds. Getting 70% or higher unlocks the next test. Gold Requirements: - Complete test in 0:36 - Do not hit any cones |=============================================================================| | C6. Cone Coil (SACCO) | |=============================================================================| Difficulty: 5/10 Easier than the last one, but still quite tricky. You need to weave through the cones straight ahead, do a 180 and weave back through the cones and park. Getting 70% or higher unlocks the next test. Gold Requirements: - Park perfectly at end of the course - Do not hit any cones - Complete test in 0:10 |=============================================================================| | C7. The '90' (SAT90) | |=============================================================================| Difficulty: 4/10 This is easy, it's getting gold that's hard. There are two cars parked perfectly straight ahead. You need to speed towards them and powerslide perfectly between them. Getting 70% or higher unlocks the next test. Gold Requirements: - Complete test in 0:10 - Park perfectly at end of course |=============================================================================| | C8. Wheelie Weave (SAWHW) | |=============================================================================| Difficulty: 4/10 This is fun. Straight ahead you should see a ledge. You need to floor it along the ledge, and keep the car on two wheels. Use the left analog stick to keep the car steady and park in the red marker at the end of the course. Getting 70% or higher unlocks the next test. Gold Requirements: - Do not take any damage |=============================================================================| | C9. Spin and Go (SASPI) | |=============================================================================| Difficulty: 4/10 For this course, first you must reverse about halfway (use the L2 and R2 buttons to look behind you), and then turn the car round the right way at the corner and drive forward to the end. Getting 70% or higher unlocks the next test. Gold Requirements: - Complete test in 0:05 - Do not hit any cones |=============================================================================| | C10. P.I.T. Manoeuvre (SAPIT) | |=============================================================================| Difficulty: 3/10 This test is easy. You are given a police car for this test, and you need to stop another police car ahead of you. To do this, hit the left or right rear wheel at a 45 degree angle to make the car spin out. Stay as close to it as possible when it spins out. It's alright if you take a little damage. Getting 70% or higher unlocks the next test. Gold Requirements: - Complete test before the car reaches the finish line - Do not take any damage |=============================================================================| | C11. Alley Oop (SAALL) | |=============================================================================| Difficulty: 5/10 This test is quite tricky. You need to drive over a ramp and barrel roll over two cars behind the ramp. When the test starts, floor it and quickly line up the left or right side of the car with the ramp. If you were positioned correctly, you should hit the ramp and spin over the cars. You need to land perfectly after though. Getting 70% or higher unlocks the final test. Gold Requirements: - Complete test in 0:05 - Do not take any damage |=============================================================================| | C12. City Slicking (SACIT) | |=============================================================================| Difficulty: 9/10 The final test is an insanely difficult one. You have to drive all the way through San Fierro and back to the driving school in under 1:40 and you can't take any damage. This test will really test your patience. When the test starts, watch out for the car on the corner and start speeding down the street, using the middle of the road to avoid the traffic. Slow down only if you think you're about to crash. Speed through the first checkpoint, and make your way back to the driving school using the same techniques. Getting 70% or higher completes driving school. Gold Requirements: - Complete test in 1:40 - Do not take any damage Reward: Driving Skill + A Super GT will spawn outside the school if you got a bronze medal in all tests, a Bullet if you got a silver medal in all tests, and a Hotknife if you got a gold medal in all tests. Note that this is the only way to obtain a Hotknife, you will not find one anywhere else in the game. |=============================================================================| | D. Pilot School (SAPIL) | |=============================================================================| Pilot School is available after you purchase the abandoned airfield in Verdant Meadows. Follow the 'S' icon on the radar to find it and enter the red marker in front of the small TV inside the small building behind the airfield to begin Pilot School. |=============================================================================| | D1. Takeoff (SATAK) | |=============================================================================| Difficulty: 2/10 This is the easiest test. Start by holding the X button to accelerate along the runway. When the plane's tail rises, pull back on the left analog stick to lift off. Press the R3 button to retract the landing gear, and fly forward until you pass through the first corona. Slightly descend and fly through the second corona. Fly through the final corona a little further up to complete the test. Getting 70% or higher unlocks the next test. Gold Requirements: - Do not take any damage - Complete test in 0:30 |=============================================================================| | D2. Land Plane (SALPL) | |=============================================================================| Difficulty: 2/10 Another easy test. Start by pressing the R3 to lower the landing gear and then push forward on the left analog stick to descend towards the first corona. Pass through the corona and then pull back on the left analog stick to balance the plane out. Hold the square button down from here to continue descending and to slow down the plane, and land in the red marker at the end of the runway to end the test. Getting 70% or higher unlocks the next test. Gold Requirements: - Do not take any damage - Land plane in centre of red marker at end of runway |=============================================================================| | D3. Circle Airstrip (SACIR) | |=============================================================================| Difficulty: 4/10 This test is a lot harder than the previous two. You get a choice to try this test with two different directions: Counter-clockwise or clockwise. I prefer counter-clockwise as it makes the plane easier to turn. Start by accelerating along the runway and pulling back on the left analog stick to lift the plane up. Retract the landing gear by pressing R3 and press either the L2 or R2 button to turn the plane. Continue pressing the buttons to turn the plane, but don't hold down the X button. Doing so will cause the plane to unbalance. Getting 70% or higher unlocks the next test. Gold Requirements: - Do not take any damage - Complete test in 1:00 |=============================================================================| | D4. Circle Airstrip and Land (SACAL) | |=============================================================================| Difficulty: 6/10 This test is a lot harder than the previous three. You get a choice to try this test with two different directions: Counter-clockwise or clockwise. I prefer counter-clockwise as it makes the plane easier to turn. Start by accelerating along the runway and pulling back on the left analog stick to lift the plane up. Retract the landing gear by pressing R3 and press either the L2 or R2 button to turn the plane. Continue pressing the buttons to turn the plane, but don't hold down the X button. Doing so will cause the plane to unbalance. Once you've circled the airstrip, turn left or right depending on what direction you chose at the start, and hold down the square button to start descending. Pull back on the left analog stick to balance the plane out and land the plane in the red marker to end the test. Getting 70% or higher unlocks the next test. Gold Requirements: - Do not take any damage - Complete test in 1:20 |=============================================================================| | D5. Helicopter Takeoff (SAHEL) | |=============================================================================| Difficulty: 3/10 The remaining tests for Flight School are the easiest, including this one. Start by holding down the X button to accelerate. Continue to accelerate and then press either L2 or R2 to rotate the helicopter 180 degrees and push the left analog stick forward and fly through the corona that appears at the opposite end of the runway. Getting 70% or higher unlocks the next test. Gold Requirements: - Do not take any damage - Complete test in 0:50 |=============================================================================| | D6. Land Helicopter (SALHE) | |=============================================================================| Difficulty: 3/10 Another easy test. Start by holding the left analog stick forward to tilt the helicopter at a 45 degree angle and fly forward towards the red marker. Press the L3 button to hover above the red marker and then hold down the square button to descend and land in the red marker. Getting 70% or higher unlocks the next test. Gold Requirements: - Do not take any damage - Complete test in 0:30 |=============================================================================| | D7. Destroy Targets (SADTA) | |=============================================================================| Difficulty: 4/10 Start by pushing the left analog stick forward to tilt the helicopter forward at a 45 degree angle and fly along the runway. Press the L1 button to use the attached guns and destroy the three trucks parked at the opposite end of the runway. Immediately turn 180 degrees and head towards the southwest corner of the runway and use the guns on the two circling cars. When they are both destroyed, head back along the runway and land in the red marker to end the test. Getting 70% or higher unlocks the next test. Gold Requirements: - Do not take any damage - Complete test in 1:20 |=============================================================================| | D8. Loop-the-Loop (SALOO) | |=============================================================================| Difficulty: 4/10 This test is a bit tricky. You will be using a bi-plane for this test, and the controls are pretty sensitive. Start by holding down the X button to fly forward and fly through the first corona. Immediately pull back sharply on the left analog stick after passing the corona to perform a loop-the-loop. Make sure you don't pull the left analog stick to the side during this, or you'll fail. Pass through the final corona to end the test. Getting 70% or higher unlocks the next test. Gold Requirements: - Do not take any damage - Complete test in 0:21 I thought gold was 0:20 but I was wrong. Thanks to dark_gta for correcting this for me. |=============================================================================| | D9. Barrel Roll (SABRO) | |=============================================================================| Difficulty: 5/10 This is another tricky test. You'll be using a bi-plane again for this. Start by pushing the left analog stick forward to fly forward and fly through the first corona. Immediately pull the left analog stick sharply to the left after passing the corona to perform a barrel roll. Fly through the final corona to end the test. Getting 70% or higher unlocks the final test. Gold Requirements: - Do not take any damage - Complete test in under 0:25 |=============================================================================| | D10. Parachute Onto Target (SAPAO) | |=============================================================================| Difficulty: 4/10 The final test for Flight School (finally!) is also very fun. You'll be parachuting out of a plane. When the test starts, you'll be falling. Press the left analog stick forward to dive forwards and pull it back to slow down. Let yourself fall until you are prompted to open the parachute. Press the circle button to open the parachute, and line yourself up with the red marker below on the runway. Land in the red marker to end the test. Getting 70% or higher completes Flight School! Gold Requirements: - Do not take any damage - Land in centre of marker on runway A Rustler will spawn at the airstrip if you get a bronze medal in all tests, a Stuntplane if you get a silver medal in all tests, and a Hunter if you get a gold medal in all tests. |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 23. Challenges (SACHL) | |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| |=============================================================================| | A. Ammu-Nation Challenge (SAAMM) | |=============================================================================| The Ammu-Nation Challenge consists of 4 weapon challenges, the Pistol, the SMG, the Shotgun and the AK-47. Each challenge consists of three rounds against three other competitors. You need to place first in each challenge to pass. |=============================================================================| | A1. Pistol Challenge (SAPCH) | |=============================================================================| Difficulty: 2/10 The first round is not too hard. The other competitors are quite slow, so take your time and line up the reticule with each target. This is the easiest round of all. For the second round, do the same as the first round, line up the reticule with each target. This round isn't hard either. For the final round, do the same as the previous two. This is the easiest Ammu-Nation challenge. |=============================================================================| | A2. SMG Challenge (SASMG) | |=============================================================================| Difficulty: 2/10 If you have 'Hitman' level on the SMG, this challenge will be a cinch. Just continually fire at the targets and you'll get them all easily. The same applies for all three rounds. |=============================================================================| | A3. Shotgun Challenge (SASHO) | |=============================================================================| Difficulty: 5/10 This is where it gets hard as the competitors are quite good with the shotgun. The only advice I can give you here is to have a high shotgun skill level, so your accuracy and reload rate are higher. |=============================================================================| | A4. AK-47 Challenge (SAAKC) | |=============================================================================| Difficulty: 3/10 This is easy. Do the same as you did for the SMG, just continually fire at the targets and you'll get all three in no time. Reward: Weapon Skill + |=============================================================================| | B. BMX Challenge (SABMX) | |=============================================================================| Difficulty: 5/10 The BMX for this challenge can be found in the BMX park near Glen Park. The BMX is parked under a half-pipe on the north-east side of the park. Get on it to activate the mission. You need 20% Cycling Skill to be able to access this mission, but it's a lot easier if you have 100%. With 100% Cycling Skill, you'll be able to easily bunnyhop to nearly all of the 19 coronas. The hardest corona to get is most likely the one on top of the half-pipe. I managed to get it by first getting on the half-pipe, and tapping X while holding L1 down. You should jump forward and if you are lucky you'll land right next to it. It takes a bit of practice at first, but you'll get it eventually. Reward: None |============================================================================| | C. Lowrider Challenge (SALOW) | |============================================================================| Difficulty: 1-10/10 I rated the difficulty as 1-10 since the mission difficulty depends on how good you are at using the analog stick. If you use it all the time, then you should have no problem, but if you use the D-Pad, then the mission will be a bit harder. You need to have completed the "Cesar Vialpando" mission for Sweet to unlock this challenge. When you've done that, speak to the mechanic standing around outside Unity Station. Talk to him to start the challenge. This challenge is very similar to the "Cesar Vialpando" mission, because you have to pretty much do the same thing. Each stage gets progressively harder. I can't really help you for this challenge because the order you have to move the analog stick in is completely random. Reward: Double your bet winnings |=============================================================================| | D. Chiliad Challenge (SACHC) | |=============================================================================| The Chiliad Challenge is available after you reach the Badlands. To get to it, get on the mountain bike at the peak of Mt. Chiliad between 7:00 and 18:00 to unlock these races. Each route consists of a downhill race between other competitors. You need to place first in a race to win. You also need a Cycling Skill of 40%. |=============================================================================| | D1. Scotch Bonnet Yellow Route (SASCO) | |=============================================================================| Difficulty: 4/10 (Must be started between 7:00 and 18:00) This race is easier if you have 100% Cycling Skill, but it's still quite tricky. You'll need to pedal fast and keep yourself steady while riding down the mountain. If you get a chance try to knock the other competitors off the mountain, but be careful you don't fall off with them. You can get a good lead then, if you have less people to keep up with. When you reach the bottom of the mountain, pedal as fast as you can to the finish line. Reward: None |=============================================================================| | D2. Birdseye Winder Yellow Route (SABWY) | |=============================================================================| Difficulty: 5.5/10 (Must be started between 7:00 and 18:00) This race starts off taking the same path as the "Scotch Bonnet Yellow Route" but gets harder after when you reach some blind turns around the mountain. Be careful taking these, as its easy to fall off the side. Also in the last race there were barriers around to edge to prevent you from falling off easily. In this race, there aren't a lot of these so that's another reason to be careful. Other than that, the same rules apply. Reward: None |=============================================================================| | D3. Cobra Run (SACRU) | |=============================================================================| Difficulty: 7/10 (Must be started between 7:00 and 18:00) There are only two other competitors for this race, and its for a good reason! Just after the race starts there will be a long wooden boardwalk for you to cross. The other competitors just continue cycling along it, but its not as easy as it looks. Keep your speed steady and don't rush along it. Pedal as fast as you can once you're off the boardwalk and catch up to the other two competitors. A little further up there will be a jump which allows you to get a good lead. Once the path straightens out again, keep your speed up as much as possible. Reward: None |=============================================================================| | E. RS Haul Missions (SARSH) | |=============================================================================| The RS Haul missions are available after completing the "Tanker Commander" mission for Catalina. The RS Haul company is represented by a little truck icon in Flint County. Step into the red marker to start the missions. Note: You need to have unlocked Las Venturas to be able to complete all 8 Trucking missions. +-----------+ | Mission 1 | +-----------+ Difficulty: 1/10 The easiest trucking mission of the lot. Take it slowly, you have plenty of time (2 minutes). You stay on one road pretty much the whole time anyway. Reward: $1000 +-----------+ | Mission 2 | +-----------+ Difficulty: 1/10 You have no time limit for this one, but you do have a damage limit. Take your time and drive carefully. You can take as long as you like for this one. There's a few more turns than the last one, but you should be alright. Reward: $1500 (without crashing) +-----------+ | Mission 3 | +-----------+ Difficulty: 5/10 This is where it gets hard. You have no time or damage limits, but you will get 3 stars when you drive out of the RS Haul compound. Drive quickly to your destination and avoid slowing down as much as possible. You can just ram through the cop cars but they tend to drive under the tanker which can cause you to disconnect it. Reward: $2000 +-----------+ | Mission 4 | +-----------+ Difficulty: 3/10 This mission is a lot easier than the last one as you have no wanted level this time. However, you only have five minutes to make the delivery. It's not too far away though, and you get a decent reward. Reward: $3000 +-----------+ | Mission 5 | +-----------+ Difficulty: 2/10 Another easy mission, you need to get to San Fierro this time. Stay on main roads as much as possible and try not to crash too much as you have a damage limit for this mission. You can take as long as you want so drive carefully at your own pace. The hard part is when you actually reach San Fierro, as there is quite a bit of traffic. Reward: $4000 (without crashing) +-----------+ | Mission 6 | +-----------+ Difficulty: 6/10 Things will start getting tough here. You will get a 3-star wanted level. The delivery location is fairly close but the wanted level is what makes this hard. Getting a delivery in Angel Pine will make this mission easier. Reward: $5000 +-----------+ | Mission 7 | +-----------+ Difficulty: 3/10 This mission is quite a bit easier but prepare yourself for the one after this. No wanted level but you have to watch how much damage the goods take and you have a time limit to deal with. Same as always, drive carefully and avoid unnecessary damage. Reward: $7000 (without crashing) +-----------+ | Mission 8 | +-----------+ Difficulty: 9/10 This is the final trucking mission, and this is VERY difficult! You'll immediately get four stars as you leave the RS Haul depot and you have to get all the way to Las Venturas. The cops will be very annoying here so just combine everything you have learned from the previous missions and use it here. If you dislodge the trailer here, you might as well just restart. Use your map to plan a route before you start driving. It can be helpful if you are already sure of where you want to go. Stick to wide open roads and don't stop moving. Once you are on the intersection in SF, things should be a little easier. The same goes for the Thruway in LV. Good luck with this mission! Reward: $10000 Once you've completed all the Trucking missions, RS Haul becomes an asset that will generate up to $2000 day. You can also continue playing the Trucking missions |=============================================================================| | F. NRG Challenge (SANRG) | |=============================================================================| Difficulty: 8/10 The NRG Challenge can be found at the dry dock in Easter Basin. It's against the wall, just under the dock. Get on it to start the mission. This challenge is hard because you have to be quick and the coronas are hard to get to. There is no easy way to complete this challenge. When the mission starts, there will be a 10-second timer in the corner of the screen. You need to quickly start getting the coronas. Get the coronas around the bottom of the dock first, and then head back up the ramp and get the coronas around the upper ledge of the dock. Once you've that, if you got them all quickly enough, you should take roughly 1:00-1:30 to get the rest of the coronas. These coronas are the hardest to get as they are in the air around the edge of the dock. Head back down to the bottom of the dock, and speed towards a corona. Lean forward on the bike as you drive up the side of the dock, and your bike will push you forward a little, allowing you to reach the corona. Continue this until you reach the rest of the coronas. Reward: None |=============================================================================| | G. Valet Parking Missions (SAVAL) | |=============================================================================| Valet Parking missions are available after you complete the "555-We-Tip" mission for C.R.A.S.H. You can activate them by walking into the red marker outside the Vank Hoff Hotel in Financial. Make sure you have the valet uniform first though. +-----------+ | Mission 1 | +-----------+ Difficulty: 2/10 Cars: 3 Time Limit: 2:00 This is the easiest valet mission. You have to park each car in the car park behind the Vank Hoff Hotel. In the corner of the screen is a damage bonus meter. If you manage to park the car without crashing, the damage bonus meter will be added to your time limit, giving you more time to park the cars. You'll also get more time if you manage to park the car almost perfectly. Reward: $100 +-----------+ | Mission 2 | +-----------+ Difficulty: 3/10 Cars: 4 Time Limit: 2:00 This is slightly harder as you have to park an extra car in the same amount of time. There's not a lot of advice I can give you here, except make sure you park the cars as perfectly as possible to get extra time and get back to the car port as quickly as possible. Reward: $200 +-----------+ | Mission 3 | +-----------+ Difficulty: 4/10 Cars: 5 Time Limit: 2:00 This is where it starts getting harder. Sprint back to the car port as fast as possible after parking the car. Pick up the next car as soon as it arrives and try not to let the other valets pick it up. Keep parking perfectly as much as you can to maximise the amount of time you have left. Reward: $300 +-----------+ | Mission 4 | +-----------+ Difficulty: 5/10 Cars: 6 Time Limit: 2:00 Follow the same advice as the previous valet missions, and you should be ok. Sprint back to the car port, and try to pick up a car as you arrive back at the hotel. If another valet gets to the car before you, you will lose about 20-30 seconds. Reward: $400 +-----------+ | Mission 5 | +-----------+ Difficulty: 5/10 Cars: 7 Time Limit: 2:00 This is the hardest valet parking mission. Make sure you can park perfectly as you'll need as much bonus time as possible. Sprint back to the car port as fast as possible after parking a car and go through the gap in the brick wall by the Hotel. This will save time and allow you to get to another car quicker. Reward: None After completing the Valet Parking missions, the Vank Hoff Hotel becomes an asset that generates $2000 a day. |=============================================================================| | H. Beefy Baron Challenge (SABEE) | |=============================================================================| The Beefy Baron Challenge is available after you complete the mission "Supply Lines" for Zero. It can be activated by stepping into the red marker in the back room of Zero's shop. Basically, the Beefy Baron Challenge is a repeat of "Supply Lines", but easier. You have three minutes to destroy as many Berkley RC Vans as you can. They spawn pretty much everywhere so you shouldn't have any problems finding one. When the three minutes are up, you'll get your final score. My high score is 14. If anyone wants their high score here, email it to me and I will add it, but only if it is believable. High Scores ----------- 01. Jonny - 24 02. Frank Lee - 22 03. Henry - 21 04. Robert - 14 05. Daniel Newland - 13 06. --- 07. --- 08. --- 09. --- 10. --- |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 24. Stadium Events (SASTE) | |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| |=============================================================================| | A. 8-Track (SATRK) | |=============================================================================| Difficulty: 4/10 This isn't too difficult as long as you don't rush to get to first place as quick as you can. Take your time, and you should be alright. You can use the P.I.T. Manoeuvre to knock some of the cars off-track. This also allows you to get in front. Reward: $10000, Monster and Hotring Racer spawn in northwest corner of the stadium. |=============================================================================| | B. Blood Bowl (SABLO) | |=============================================================================| Difficulty: 6/10 This mission is difficult as it relies mainly on luck. You need to get the red checkpoints scattered around the arena before anyone else. In the corner of the screen there will be a 0:10 second timer. You need to get the timer up to 1:00 by collecting the checkpoints. You will also have a passenger with you who will perform drive-bys on any drivers that get close. Try to get close to the people on Sanchez's as it's easier for them to get the checkpoints. Be careful though as the other drivers will also perform drive-bys on you. There is a glowing blue spanner pickup that randomly appears around the arena. Pick it up to repair your car. Other than that, that's all you need to know. Reward: $10000, Bloodring Banger spawns outside the stadium. |=============================================================================| | C. Dirt Track (SADIR) | |=============================================================================| Difficulty: 4/10 You'll be using a Sanchez for this mission. You're racing in a dirt ring this time, against 11 other competitors. It's the same as any other race except you will have to jump ramps and mounds of dirt throughout the course. You have to complete six laps around the course. There's not a lot of advice I can give you here, except get an early lead and keep it. Reward: $25000 After completing this mission, the BF Injection spawns outside the arena. |=============================================================================| | D. Kick Start (SAKIC) | |=============================================================================| Difficulty: 4/10 This mission is quite fun. You'll be using a Sanchez again here. Around the arena are several ramps and hoops with glowing spheres near them. What you have to do is collect these spheres to gain points. Green spheres are worth 1 point and are easy to find. Amber spheres are worth 2 points and are a little harder to reach. Red spheres are worth 3 points and are quite hard to reach. You need a total of 26 points to complete the mission. After completing this mission, the Dune will spawn outside the arena. |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 25. Courier Missions (SACMI) | |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| |=============================================================================| | A. Los Santos Courier (SALSC) | |=============================================================================| The Los Santos Courier missions can be activated by hopping on the BMX outside Roboi's Food Market in Commerce. The objective for Courier missions is to deliver a certain amount of packages around San Andreas in a certain amount of time. You need to throw the package through a red corona for it to count. If you miss the throw, pick the package up again as it lowers your reward at the end if you don't. To throw a package through a corona, press the same buttons as you would to perform a drive-by. +---------+ | Stage 1 | +---------+ Difficulty: 1/10 Drop Offs: 3 Packages: 6 Time Limit: 3:00 The drop off points are fairly close together for the first stage, so no specific strategy is required here. You have enough time to stop the bike and line yourself up with the corona before you throw. +---------+ | Stage 2 | +---------+ Difficulty: 3/10 Drop Offs: 4 Packages: 6 Time Limit: 5:00 Same as the previous stage, except the packages a little further apart. You should still have enough time to line yourself with the coronas before you throw, as long as you don't crash too much along the way and take too long lining up. +---------+ | Stage 3 | +---------+ Difficulty: 2/10 Drop Offs: 5 Packages: 7 Time Limit: 5:00 Again, fairly easy. Use the map to work out which coronas to go for first. The coronas are pretty close together. Get the coronas furthest away first and make your way to the closest coronas after. +---------+ | Stage 4 | +---------+ Difficulty: 4/10 Drop Offs: 6 Packages: 8 Time Limit: 10:00 This is the most challenging Courier mission in Los Santos, and also the last. Use your map to plot the quickest route to each corona. Get the furthest away coronas first, so that you have lots of time for the closer ones. The packages are very far apart for this stage so you need to save as much time as possible. Try not to waste any time turning round too many corners. Stay on one road as much as you can. After completing all 4 courier stages, Roboi's Food Market will become an asset that generates $2000 a day. |=============================================================================| | B. San Fierro Courier (SASFC) | |=============================================================================| The San Fierro Courier missions can be activated by entering the Freeway which is parked outside the Hippy Shopper in Queens. Since you are using the Freeway for these missions, you'll be faster, but the Freeway isn't very good at turning sharp corners at high speeds. +---------+ | Stage 1 | +---------+ Difficulty: 2/10 Drop Offs: 3 Packages: 6 Time Limit: 3:00 This is the easiest San Fierro courier mission. Get the corona in Ocean Flats first, as it's the furthest away. From there, get the final two coronas in Hashbury. You should have enough time to line yourself up with each corona before tossing the package. +---------+ | Stage 2 | +---------+ Difficulty: 3/10 Drop Offs: 4 Packages: 6 Time Limit: 5:00 The coronas are a lot more spread out this time, so you'll need to be fast. Get the corona in Chinatown first, as it's far away from your starting point. Get the corona under the Garver Bridge next, and then get the final two Coronas as you make your way back to your starting point. +---------+ | Stage 3 | +---------+ Difficulty: 4/10 Drop Offs: 5 Packages: 7 Time Limit: 5:00 This is harder than the last two. The coronas are spread pretty far apart and you have to make an extra delivery in the same amount of time. Get the corona in Paradiso first, and then get the next two in Palisades and Chinatown, as you head towards Doherty and then Ocean Flats. +---------+ | Stage 4 | +---------+ Difficulty: 5/10 Drop Offs: 6 Packages: 8 Time Limit: 7:00 This is the hardest San Fierro Courier mission. Get the first two coronas in Downtown first and then head northwest to Paradiso. Get the rest of the coronas in any order you want. Leave the corona in Hashbury until last as it's the closest to your starting point. Once you complete all 4 San Fierro Courier missions, the Hippy Shopper becomes an asset that generates $2000 a day. |=============================================================================| | C. Las Venturas Courier (SALVC) | |=============================================================================| The Las Venturas Courier missions can be activated by jumping on the Faggio outside the Burger Shot restaurant in Redsands East. The Faggio has brilliant handling but is very slow. +---------+ | Stage 1 | +---------+ Difficulty: 1/10 Drop Offs: 3 Packages: 6 Time Limit: 3:00 This is the easiest Las Venturas mission. The coronas are quite close together here so this stage should be quite easy. Get the corona on The Strip first, then turn around and get the one outside the Pay N' Spray in Redsands East. The corona in Redsands West should be left until last because it's closest to your starting point. +---------+ | Stage 2 | +---------+ Difficulty: 3/10 Drop Offs: 4 Packages: 6 Time Limit: 5:00 Same as always, there is now a fourth target and the coronas are spread out further this time. Get the corona furthest away first, which is the one in The Camel's Toe. Head east from there to the corona outside LV airport. The third target is on The Strip, and get the corona outside the north-east corner of LV airport last. +---------+ | Stage 3 | +---------+ Difficulty: 5/10 Drop Offs: 5 Packages: 7 Time Limit: 5:00 Things start getting a little harder here. You have two more targets than before to deliver to in the same amount of time. Head south to the corona on The Strip first. Get to the corona outside Las Venturas Airport next and head south. Get the third corona in Redsands West and head east. Get the next corona in Old Venturas Strip and then get the final corona in Redsands East near your starting point. +---------+ | Stage 4 | +---------+ Difficulty: 6/10 Drop Offs: 6 Packages: 8 Time Limit: 8:00 This is the last stage for the LV courier and is the hardest. There are now 7 targets spread out over most of LV. Get the corona on the west side of Las Venturas outside the stadium in Blackfield. Get the corona a little north-west of there in Whitewood Estates. You should get the corona in Redsands West next. From there, head north to Prickle Pine and get the fourth corona. Just east from there is a corona in Spinybed. From there, head south to Roca Escalante and get the final corona. Once you complete all 4 Las Venturas Courier missions, Burger Shot becomes an asset that generates $2000 a day. |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 26. Quarry Missions (SAQUA) | |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| Quarry missions are available at the Hunter Quarry in Las Venturas after you've beaten the mission "Explosive Situation". Enter the red marker outside the cabin to start the missions. +-----------+ | Mission 1 | +-----------+ Difficulty: 1/10 Rocks: 7 Time Limit: 3:30 Easy mission to start off with. Mainly you just have to use the Dozer to clear the rocks from the path. Just follow the path down to the bottom, pushing the rocks into the red markers as you go. The controls are a bit confusing at first but you'll pick them up quick. Reward: $500 +-----------+ | Mission 2 | +-----------+ Difficulty: 3/10 Bombs: 4 Time Limit: Varies You have a time limit to get rid of four bombs in the Quarry that have been planted by a rival firm. This mission isn't too difficult, just push the barrel into the red marker and watch it explode. You are told where the bombs are so you won't need to do too much searching around the Quarry. After you defuse a bomb, you will have an extra minute added on to your time. Get all four bombs out of the way to complete the mission. Reward: $1000 +-----------+ | Mission 3 | +-----------+ Difficulty: 3/10 Time Limit: 8:00 You have eight minutes to catch the two bombers who planted the bombs in the previous mission. You're using a Dumper for this mission, so the mission will be easy. Just smash into any traffic and head straight for the red dot on the map (the bombers). The bombers are also driving a Dumper so they're not much faster. There will be a blue "damage" bar in the top-right corner of the screen that shows you how much damage has been dealt to them. When the bombers are dead, the mission is complete. Reward: $2000 +-----------+ | Mission 4 | +-----------+ Difficulty: 3/10 Time Limit: 4:00 The two bombers you killed in the previous mission have been loaded into a Dumper and the bodies need to be dumped before the cops come snooping. First, head to the blue dot on the other side of the quarry, and get in the Dumper. Drive around the outside of the quarry to get there quicker. You now need to drive the Dumper back round to the main entrance. Drive to the yellow dot and park in the red marker. Now this is the hard part, you now have to drive the Dumper down to the bottom of the quarry, but the slightest bump will cause the bodies to fall out and you'll fail the mission. Drive carefully but don't waste too much time. Try to be as quick as you can in the rest of the mission and have as much time saved for this. Use the right analog stick to lift the Dumper's loader up and burn the bodies in the fire. Reward: $3000 +-----------+ | Mission 5 | +-----------+ Difficulty: 6/10 Time Limit: 3:00 Things will start to get quite a bit harder here. The Dumper is loaded with explosives that need to be delivered to the abandoned airfield. You have three minutes to get them there. Drive very carefully, the slightest bump will destroy the vehicle and fail the mission. Stick to long straight roads as much as you can to save time. You could even try to drive along the train tracks and pray a train doesn't come along. Reward: $5000 +-----------+ | Mission 6 | +-----------+ Difficulty: 2/10 Time Limit: 3:00 After that last mission, this mission is a breeze. Another Dumper has spilled several explosives across the train tracks. Your job is to remove the explosives before the train hits them. First off, the train tracks are not too far from where you start. Drive over there and all you have to do is just push them off the track. There are about 10 barrels in total to remove. Make sure you actually push the barrels away from the track and not just off the rails. If there is a green arrow over the barrel then it is still not off the tracks. When all the barrels have been removed, the train will pass and the mission is complete. Reward: $7500 +-----------+ | Mission 7 | +-----------+ Difficulty: 5/10 Time Limit: 8:00 This is the last quarry mission, and it's tricky. A cop has been killed and you have to dump the body. First, drive down into the quarry and get in the Dozer. Now push the bike and the body into the nearby red marker. Get out of the Dozer and jump on the Sanchez parked nearby (there should be one parked by the red structure in the middle of the quarry). Now quickly drive up to the crane on the upper level. Get in the crane and pick up the bike and the body. You need to lower them into the Dumper parked behind the crane. Now, exit the crane and get in the Dumper. Carefully drive out of the quarry and drive through the red marker by the main entrance. A yellow dot now appears on the map. This is where you need to dump the bike and the body. It's just across the road, so it should be easy to reach. Reverse to the edge of the water and lift up the loader with the right analog stick just a little bit. The bike and body should slide into the water. Quickly press the X button here or you'll go sliding into the water with them. Reward: $10000 After completing the Quarry missions, the Hunter Quarry becomes an asset that will generate up to $2000 a day. The Dozer and Dumper will also spawn in the Quarry. |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 27. Import/Export (SAIMP) | |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| To open up the Import/Export list, first complete Driving School. Jethro will call you about Wang Cars. Once you've bought Wang Cars, complete the mission "Customs Fast Track" to unlock the I/E list. The I/E list can be found at the docks in Easter Basin, San Fierro. Check the vehicles section above for the locations of vehicles. After exporting a vehicle, that vehicle will be available for importing. +-------------------------------+ | Export List 1 | +-------------------------------+ +----------------+--------------+ | Vehicle | Reward | +----------------+--------------+ | Patriot | $40000 | | Sanchez | $8000 | | Stretch | $40000 | | Feltzer | $35000 | | Remington | $30000 | | Buffalo | $35000 | | Sentinel | $35000 | | Infernus | $95000 | | Camper | $26000 | | Admiral | $35000 | +----------------+--------------+ +-------------------------------+ | Export List 2 | +-------------------------------+ +----------------+--------------+ | Vehicle | Reward | +----------------+--------------+ | Slamvan | $19000 | | Blista Compact | $35000 | | Stafford | $35000 | | Sabre | $19000 | | FCR-900 | $10000 | | Cheetah | $105000 | | Rancher | $40000 | | Stallion | $19000 | | Tanker | $35000 | | Comet | $35000 | +----------------+--------------+ +-------------------------------+ | Export List 3 | +-------------------------------+ +----------------+--------------+ | Blade | $19000 | | Freeway | $10000 | | Mesa | $25000 | | ZR 350 | $45000 | | Euros | $35000 | | Banshee | $45000 | | Super GT | $105000 | | Journey | $22000 | | Huntley | $40000 | | BF Injection | $15000 | +----------------+--------------+ You can import vehicles are exporting a certain amount of vehicles on an export list. +----------------------------------------------------+ | Import List 1 | +-------------+----------+---------------------------+ | Vehicle | Price | No. of vehicles to export | +-------------+----------+---------------------------+ +-------------+----------+---------------------------+ | Monster | $32000 | Export 5 vehicles | | Windsor | $28000 | Export 10 vehicles | +-------------+----------+---------------------------+ +----------------------------------------------------+ | Import List 2 | +-------------+----------+---------------------------+ | Vehicle | Price | No. of vehicles to export | +-------------+----------+---------------------------+ +-------------+----------+---------------------------+ | Bandito | $12000 | Export 5 vehicles | | Turismo | $76000 | Export 10 vehicles | +-------------+----------+---------------------------+ +----------------------------------------------------+ | Import List 3 | +-------------+----------+---------------------------+ | Vehicle | Price | No. of vehicles to export | +-------------+----------+---------------------------+ +-------------+----------+---------------------------+ | Vortex | $20800 | Export 5 vehicles | | Bullet | $84000 | Export 10 vehicles | +-------------+----------+---------------------------+ |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 28. Race Tournaments (SARTS) | |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| |=============================================================================| | A. Los Santos Race Tournaments (SALSR) | |=============================================================================| +---------------+ | Lowrider Race | +---------------+ Difficulty: 2/10 Vehicle: Blade Track Distance: 2.00km Quite an easy race. The course is pretty straight with only a few turns. At the start, accelerate right right and try to get a lead as soon as possible. The first three checkpoints are along the long road by the beach. Watch out for streetlights along the middle of the road. After the third checkpoint, you'll be heading north towards the tunnel leading to the countryside. The fourth checkpoint is by the tunnel. Continue on and slow down a little for the fifth checkpoint, you'll need to make a couple of swift turns. Continue on and drive through the next few checkpoints until you reach the pier. Speed down the pier until you reach the last checkpoint. +-------------+ | Little Loop | +-------------+ Difficulty: 5/10 Vehicle: NRG-500 Track Distance: 1.00km This race is a lot shorter. You'll be simply driving around Los Flores, East Beach and East Los Santos. However, this race will be a little more difficult. You'll be using the NRG-500 for this mission. A very fast bike but hard to control. Cut the corner by the first checkpoint and speed up the road. Turn right and continue up the next road through the second checkpoint. Continue up the road and after the third checkpoint, there will be a descending road. Slow down a little here, but not so much that you fall behind everyone else, and drive down the road. Take the second left again at the bottom and continue on. Drive through the two checkpoints on the "S" shaped road. You'll finish the race right where you started. +-------------------+ | Backroad Wanderer | +-------------------+ Difficulty: 4/10 Vehicle: FCR-900 Track Distance: 3.00km This race takes place along the north-west part of Richman. At the start of the race, accelerate and stay on the right side of the road. After the first checkpoint, the road will start sloping down fast. Keep up with the other racers and try to avoid the traffic. The next three or four checkpoints are along this road. It's a pretty straight road so if you fall behind you should be able to catch up without any great difficulty. The road will then curve around. Use the handbrake here to avoid swerving off the road. You'll start heading back the way you came from. Once again you should be able to get the next two checkpoints. The main problem here is the traffic and the sloping roads. After the next two checkpoints, the road will slope down steeply. But after that the rest of the checkpoints shouldn't be too much of a problem. +--------------+ | City Circuit | +--------------+ Difficulty: 2/10 Vehicle: FCR-900 Track Distance: 3.00km This race takes place around the north-east corner of section of Los Santos. You'll be on the highway in Idlewood. The first four checkpoints should be easy since you're on a straight open road and this is your chance to get in the lead. After the first four checkpoints, cut the corner up ahead for the fifth and turn left in East Beach. The next two checkpoints are along the main road. Watch out for traffic and continue on. Turn left again and drive through the next checkpoint as the road slopes upwards. The next four check- points are further along the road before you reach the Mulholland Intersection. The remaining six checkpoints are around the Mulholland Intersection, but if you are in the lead at this point, you should be able to win this race. +----------+ | Vinewood | +----------+ Difficulty: 5/10 Vehicle: Sunrise Track Distance: 3.00km At the start of the race, accelerate and drive through the first two checkpoints along the straight road. After the first two checkpoints, the road starts sloping up towards Mulholland. The next checkpoint is about halfway up the road. Watch out for incoming traffic here. Up next is a long straight road where there is another four checkpoints. Slow down a little after the fourth checkpoint as the road drops down a little. Drive through the next checkpoint at the bottom and continue on across the bridge. Use the handbrake to make a quick right turn after crossing the bridge and also cut the corner as the road slopes up again. There are a few twisting roads around the next three checkpoints and the road will slope down again. Be careful at the bottom here, the next checkpoint is next to a bridge. You'll need to drive off the bridge. Landing safely here can be a problem so slow down a little. Once you've landed, speed up and try to catch up if you fell behind. The remaining checkpoints are all easy to reach. +---------+ | Freeway | +---------+ Difficulty: 5/10 Vehicle: Super GT Track Distance: 4.00km At the start, accelerate and drive through the first two checkpoints in front of you. The get the third checkpoint, slow down and drive over the grassy area in the middle of the road. Be careful of flipping the car here and watch out for the other cars who all seem to crash into each other in the wall next to the aqueduct. This is a chance to get a lead here, so speed ahead to the next checkpoint under the Mulholland Intersection. The three checkpoints after this are pretty simple, but you'll have to use the handbrake for a few turns for the next couple of checkpoints. After that the road slopes down onto the Intersection where there are two more checkpoints. You'll be able to catch up here if you fell behind earlier. Turn right when the Intersection splits and get the next two checkpoints. Turn right again and then left at the splits and continue on. The next 5 checkpoints are on a long straight road so they should be easy. The final two checkpoints after that are also easy. +------------------+ | Into the Country | +------------------+ Difficulty: 4/10 Vehicle: Bullet Track Distance: 8.00km This is one hell of a long race, going all around the outside of Los Santos and straight through the middle. You start off at Los Santos International. At the start, accelerate and drive through the first checkpoint just ahead. The road curves left and slopes down into a tunnel. The second checkpoint is just before the tunnel. The third checkpoint is at the other end of the tunnel and the fourth a little further up. The next two checkpoints are further up in Ocean Beach. The next four checkpoints are along the long main road in East Beach. Once you've got those, you'll be heading into the countryside. After the next checkpoint, the road splits into three. Take the middle road for the next checkpoint. The next three checkpoints shouldn't be a problem but be careful of the next three as you will be near oncoming traffic so stay on the right side of the road. The next five checkpoints are all along the Mulholland Intersection. Once you're off the Intersection, get the final two check- points to win the race. +------------+ | Badlands A | +------------+ Difficulty: 3/10 Vehicle: Track Distance: 4.00km Note: This race is completed during the mission "Wu Zi Mu" in the Badlands. +------------+ | Badlands B | +------------+ Difficulty: 5/10 Vehicle: ZR-350 Track Distance: 4.00km Note: This race is completed during the mission "Farewell, My Love..." in the Badlands. |=============================================================================| | B. San Fierro Race Tournament (SASFR) | |=============================================================================| +-----------------+ | Dirtbike Danger | +-----------------+ Difficulty: 2/10 Vehicle: Sanchez Track Distance: 3.00km At the start of the race, accelerate and press the left analog stick forward to gain speed. You'll start off going down an off-road slope. Go through the first checkpoint and the path will slowly start to slope up again. Watch out for the fallen tree near the second checkpoint. Cross the bridge and get the third checkpoint at the end. The next 7 checkpoints are pretty simple if you just keep your speed up. There are a few small turns but nothing challenging. There is a parked truck on the path just before you cross a small bridge so watch out for that. Again, the remaining checkpoints appear in wide, open areas. You'll end up at a small farm by the side of the road. +----------------+ | Bandito County | +----------------+ Difficulty: 3/10 Vehicle: Bandito Track Distance: 3.00km This race is a little difficult, because the Bandito can roll over easily. The first five checkpoints in the race are in wide open areas. Watch out for a parked Quad after the fifth checkpoint. The next two checkpoints are along a path sloping down. Drive slowly into the second checkpoint. If you go too fast, you'll end up in the water at the bottom of the path. You'll need to use a handbrake turn after getting the second checkpoint. Continue along the path and drive to the right a bit. There's a small river running along here so use the small bit of land to cross it. The path is a little rocky from there but straightforward. +---------------+ | Go-Go Carting | +---------------+ Difficulty: 2/10 Vehicle: Kart Track Distance: 1.00km Another very short race. You start the race outside the Avispa Country Club. The Kart has good handling but spins out easily. At the start of the race, accelerate and get the first checkpoint in front of you. Cross the street and go down the alley. The second checkpoint is in the alley. Turn right out of the alley and head up the sloping road to the third checkpoint. Turn left to get the next checkpoint. Turn left again and head down the sloping road. The next checkpoint is on a winding road, so be careful about spinning out here. Continue on and get the next checkpoint by the helipad. There are three more checkpoints a little further along in three alleys. If you fell behind earlier, you can speed up here and take the lead again. There are two more checkpoints after that are easy to get. +---------------------+ | San Fierro Fastlane | +---------------------+ Difficulty: 5/10 Vehicle: Alpha Track Distance: 2.00km This will be the first hard race you've had for a while. At the start of the race, the first checkpoint is just ahead at the end of the archway. Follow the winding road and speed up as the road slopes up. At the top, use a hand- brake turn to go left and follow the road down again. Get the third check- point and continue. Speed up as much as you can here to get the lead. The next two checkpoints are along this open road. After the second checkpoint, you'll have to make a quick turn right and head up another sloping road. Get the next two checkpoints and then speed up again. For the next 5(?) checkpoints, you'll be up and down several sloping roads so just floor it. After that there are two more checkpoints until the end of the race. +------------------+ | San Fierro Hills | +------------------+ Difficulty: 6/10 Vehicle: Phoenix Track Distance: 8.00km Another long race, but it's not as hard as it looks. At the start of the race, the first three checkpoints are on the curved road. Move to the left for the next checkpoint and head up the sloping road. If you're lucky, the other drivers will veer off in the other direction, allowing you an easy lead. Get the next two checkpoints on the sloping roads and keep your speed up. There is a long road just up ahead with three more checkpoints, but they slope both up and down and you're likely to crash. The three checkpoints after that will lead onto the Downtown Intersection. From there, just floor it but watch out for traffic. You'll end up turning around and heading Missionary Hill. This is a long winding road and the bollards lining the roads make driving difficult. There are quite a few awkward turns around here and a pool of water at the bottom that you definitely want to avoid. Once you're away from Missionary Hill, floor it again along the Intersection. Once you're off in the Intersection, speed along the main road and under the bridge for the last five checkpoints. +-------------------+ | Country Endurance | +-------------------+ Difficulty: 8/10 Vehicle: Bullet Track Distance: 10.00km A long, and very tricky race. At the start, accelerate and get the first checkpoint in front of you. Speed through the tunnel (watch out for the traffic), and get the second checkpoint at the other side. Now for a tricky part. You will be driving around the outside of Red County for a while during the race and the other cars seem to get a bit chaotic here and can sometimes knock you off into the water. Keep your speed up and try to avoid the other cars. Once you're away from the water, there's a long road where you can speed up and get a good lead until you reach the winding road at the end. Be careful going up this road. If you are knocked off, you will fall way behind and it can be difficult to catch up. Use the handbrake for turns and always try to keep your speed up. After the winding road, there are a couple of long roads where you speed up and try to catch up to the other drivers. Once you reach the Los Santos Inlet you'll be driving near water again so watch out for that. Once you've passed the Flint Intersection there's more long straight roads where you can get a good lead again but once you reach Whetstone there are more turns that could lead to you in the water. From there, there are only a few more checkpoints until the end of the race. |=============================================================================| | C. Las Venturas Race Tournament (SALAR) | |=============================================================================| Note: These are not actual races as you are not racing anyone. All you have to do is complete the course. +---------------+ | World War Ace | +---------------+ Difficulty: 3/10 Vehicle: Rustler Track Distance: 6.00km At the start, you'll be on the runway of Los Santos International. Takeoff and remember to raise the landing gear. Fly through the first corona right in front of you. Basically, for the rest of the mission, just fly through the coronas as they appear. You'll be flying right through Los Santos and part of the country- side for this mission. Pretty easy mission. +--------------+ | Barnstorming | +--------------+ Difficulty: 4/10 Vehicle: Stunt Plane Track Distance: 12.00km Takeoff at the start and the same rules apply for this mission. Simply fly through the coronas as they appear. The handling of the stunt plane isn't as good as the Rustler and can be a bit awkward. Use the R2 and L2 buttons to turn the plane. You start off in San Fierro airport and most of the course is over the countryside. Maybe a little bit more difficult than the last mission simply because of the handling of the Stunt Plane. +------------------+ | Military Service | +------------------+ Difficulty: 5/10 Vehicle: Hydra Track Distance: 17.00km A tricky course it will take a while to finish it. The Hydra is a jet and a helicopter so you can decide how you want to fly it. I found it easier flying as a jet. It goes faster but the handling is easier. Use the L2 and R2 buttons for turning as always, or you'll lose control. The Hydra is very fragile and the slightest bump could destroy it, so be careful when flying low for the coronas. There are several tricky coronas that require you to fly low under or over bridges at awkward angles so be careful there too. +--------------------+ | Chopper Checkpoint | +--------------------+ Difficulty: 3/10 Vehicle: Maverick Track Distance: 4.00km So much easier than the last course. The Maverick has good handling and decent speed. Not much advice is needed here, the same rules apply. This should be a very easy course to pass. +----------------------+ | Whirly Bird Waypoint | +----------------------+ Difficulty: 2/10 Vehicle: News Chopper Track Distance: 4.00km Another easy course. This course takes place in San Fierro and pretty much the only challenging part here is navigating the narrow streets for the coronas between buildings. Overall, a very easy course. +-----------+ | Heli Hell | +-----------+ Difficulty: 4/10 Vehicle: Hunter Track Distance: 4.00km Another tricky course but still not as hard as some of the courses. Like the Hydra, the Hunter has awkward handling and the controls seem a little sensitive, so fly the Hunter carefully. The Hunter is also a little bulky and flying low into the narrow streets can be a little challenging. Overall, this course shouldn't give you too many problems. |=============================================================================| | D. LVA Freight Depot Race Tournament (SALFD) | |=============================================================================| +----------------------------+ | San Fierro to Las Venturas | +----------------------------+ Difficulty: 3/10 Vehicle: Banshee Track Distance: 7.00km At the start of the race, accelerate and drive through the first checkpoint at the end of the tunnel. Grab the second checkpoint a little further up and continue on. The next three checkpoints are along the Gant Bridge. This is a good chance to get a lead as you can just speed right along the bridge. Just watch out for the tollbooths at the start and the traffic. Once you're off the bridge, the next two checkpoints are a little further up as the road curves. Continue on, and get the checkpoint just before the tunnel. There is another checkpoint just before the tunnel exit. Floor it after exiting the tunnel and get the next 13 checkpoints along the coast of Tierra Robada, but keep an eye out for the ocean. Traffic is a bit of a problem here, so keep an eye out for that. These checkpoints will lead you straight into Las Venturas and onto the Thruway. Floor it along the Thruway to get the final 3 checkpoints. +-----------+ | Dam Rider | +-----------+ Difficulty: 2/10 Vehicle: NRG-500 Track Distance: 4.00km At the start of the course, accelerate and press the left analog stick forward to speed up as always. The first checkpoint is just in front of you. Turn the corner and get the second checkpoint. For the third checkpoint you will have to make a sharp turn, so use the handbrake. Speed up here as fast as you can as the next seven checkpoints are along a mostly straight road with just a few turns. Use this opportunity to get the lead. After the seventh checkpoint, make a sharp handbrake turn left and get the next checkpoint. Drive straight through Fort Carson for the next three checkpoints and continue on. The next checkpoint is right next to the railroad track. The next two checkpoints are on a mostly straight road. Head up the winding road, getting the next two checkpoints (cut corners as much as you can). After the next two checkpoints, you reach the Sherman Dam. Gain as much speed as possible here and speed through the final three checkpoints. +---------------+ | Desert Tricks | +---------------+ Difficulty: 4/10 Vehicle: FCR-900 Track Distance: 4.00km At the start of the course, accelerate and press the left analog stick forward to speed up. As always, the first checkpoint is always just in front of where you start. Follow the off-road path as it slopes down a little and get the next checkpoint. Speed along the road and get the next two checkpoints. For the next checkpoint, slow down a little and drive carefully down the winding road. The next three checkpoints are along a straight road so floor it and catch up if you fall behind. The next checkpoint is in front of a gas station so slow down a little so you don't go flying into the pumps and wreck your vehicle. If you're lucky, the other drivers sometimes crash into each other here, giving you another opportunity to get in the lead. There is now another drive along the coast of Tierra Robada (similar to "Dam Rider"). Again, keep your speed up but slow down for turns. You'll reach the Sherman Dam again for the next two checkpoints. After the Dam, you'll have to turn onto an off-road path. The final two checkpoints are along here. +-----------------------+ | Las Venturas Ringroad | +-----------------------+ Difficulty: 2/10 Vehicle: Turismo Track Distance: 5.00km The next race is quite simple. You will be driving around the whole outside of Las Venturas. Along the Julius Thruway, to be precise. Anyway, it's a very simple course. Just floor it for the whole race, you should be able to get in the lead very easily here and there's a lot of opportunity. Same as always, just keep an eye out for traffic, especially roads leading off the Thruway. Cars tend to turn right in front of you. Try to make the other drivers crash into the concrete divider down the middle of the road or another way. For completing all the races, you'll get a $1,000,000 reward. |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 29. Triathlon Races (SATRR) | |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| Triathlon races are a new type of challenge in San Andreas. It consists of three races in one - running, cycling and swimming. The races takes up a big portion of the map so make sure your stamina, swimming and cycling skill are all at maximum. It doesn't have to be maximum, as long as it's high but having max skill will make the race that little bit easier. The Triathlon races are only available on Saturdays and Sundays, you'll know if they are available as there will be a red marker in their location. |=============================================================================| | A. Beat the Cock 1 (SABTC) | |=============================================================================| The first race is available by the lighthouse on the Santa Maria Beach in Los Santos. You are racing against 8 other competitors, one is wearing a chicken suit from Cluckin' Bell. Part 1: Swimming Sprint into the water and just keep rapidly tapping X to swim at top speed. The other competitors are very fast so make sure you have top swimming skill. Not sure if Lung Capacity makes a difference since that's underwater. Anyway, the swimming will take you north-west to Flint County where you have quickly exit the water and jump on the nearby bicycles within 25 seconds before you are disqualified from the race. Part 2: Cycling If you are the first out of the water, sprint to your bike and pedal away as quickly as possible. The cycling part will take you partway through the Back O' Beyond before you have to turn onto a dirt road. The main thing you should watch out for here is rocks, fallen trees and water. The path is very rocky here. Once you're off the dirt path you'll need to cycle through Angel Pine. There are no turns in Angel Pine, just cycle straight ahead towards Mount Chiliad. You'll have to continue around Mount Chiliad until you reach San Fierro. Once you reach San Fierro, get off the bike and start running. Part 3: Running You now need to start running up Missionary Hill. This is probably the easiest part of the lot. The only annoying thing here is that your pretty much forced to stay on the road, and there no shortcuts or anything to help, but if you've come this far, you should have no trouble with this part. The course ends at the top of Missionary Hill. Reward: $10000 |=============================================================================| | B. Beat the Cock 2 (SABTC) | |=============================================================================| The second race takes place on the small beach in Fisher's Lagoon, in the south-west corner of Palomino Creek. Once again, this race can only be entered on and Saturdays and Sundays. Note that this course is much longer and harder than the first. Part 1: Swimming Same as the first race, sprint into the water and tap the X button as much as you can. Not much different to the first race, you'll be swimming west through most of Red County. The swimming part will finish on a small beach in Mulholland, so quickly exit the water and sprint over to your bike. Part 2: Cycling Now this part is much longer. You start off in Mulholland but you will have to cycle through the whole of San Fierro and most of the desert. There will be a few checkpoints on the road before you have to cycle along another dirt path. The dirt path is short and flat but there are a few blind turns and you will be cycling close to water. Once you're off the dirt path you'll have to cycle through Blueberry. The race will then take you through the Panopticon and south-southwest until you reach San Fierro. Once you're in San Fierro, you'll head north through Foster Valley, Doherty, Easter Basin, Esplanade North and then onto the Gant Bridge. Now is a good chance to get a lead if you are falling behind. The Gant Bridge will lead you straight into Bayside and through the desert. You then have to cycle south-east through Tierra Robada and across the Sherman Dam. From there, the rest is pretty easy. You'll go through most of Bone County, heading north towards Verdant Meadows and into Las Venturas. Once in Las Venturas, use the Thruway and the Harry Gold Parkway to get a good lead if you've fallen behind. After that, there's a few turns until the running starts. Part 3: Running The third and final part is basically a long run down the Strip. Very simple and the same as before. Not much else to say here. The final checkpoint is outside the Four Dragons Casino. Reward: $20000 |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 30. Radio Station Scripts (SARSS) | |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| |=============================================================================| | A. Bounce FM Lyrics (SABFM) | |=============================================================================| Playlist ======== * Cameo - Candy * Dazz Band - Let It Whip * Fatback - Yum Yum * Gap Band - You Dropped a Bomb on me * George Clinton - Loopzilla * Isley Brothers - Between the Sheets * Johnny Harris - Odyssey * Kool and the Gang - Hollywood Swingin' * Lakeside - Fantastic Voyage * Maze - Twilight * Mother, Father, Sister, Brother - Love Is the Message * Ohio Players - Funky Worm * Ohio Players - Love Rollercoaster * Rick James - Cold Blooded * Ronnie Hudson - West Coast Poplock * Roy Ayers - Running Away * Zapp - I Can Make You Dance =============================================================================== * ARTIST: CAMEO * SONG: CANDY * ALBUM: "WORD UP" (1986) It's like candy I can feel it when you walk Even when you talk it takes over me You're so dandy I wanna know Can you feel it too just like I do (Hoo!) This stuff is starting now It's the same feeling I always seem to get around you There's no mistaking; I'm clearly taken By the simple mere thought of you (Oh!) This stuff is starting now This stuff is starting now This stuff is starting now (Hoo!) My eyes roll in my head I toss and turn in my bed In the morning when I think about you (Yes I do) Simply put, you're the reason why Even though I'm real shy (Real shy) I attempt to look my best for you (Indeed I do, just for you) Cause you affect me, fascinate me I thank heaven for the things that you do It's like candy You sure are sweet - Sweet! You're so dandy You're taking my appetite - but it's all right It's like candy (Ooh, vanilla! chocolate!) You look real nice, wrapped up tight You're so dandy You're giving me a heart attack It's the kind I like It's like candy, you're so dandy... You're like a brand new feeling In a special way A surprise package On a bright clear sunny day And wrapped up tight (So good - so good) Strawberry! raspberry! All those good thangs! Violets and gumdrops That's what you're saying to me (Ow!) (Sweet candy - candy) It's like candy Sure seems like good candy to me You're so dandy Just keep doing what you do =============================================================================== * ARTIST: DAZZ BAND * SONG: LET IT WHIP * ALBUM: "KEEP IT LIVE" (1982) Wanna see you with it Sho' could treat you right Give me just a minute Of your time tonight We both are here to have the fun So let it whip We'll get into groovin' Love your body language Baby, let me know You've got me sort of anxious We both are here to have the fun So let it whip So let it whip (let's whip it baby) Child (let's whip it right) Get a grip (let's whip it baby, work it all night) Well, what's your trip (oh no) Child C'mon let it whip Oww-hoo Now that you can see How you groove with me What else can I do To get closer to you We both are here to have the fun So let it whip We have the natural feeling Obviously revealing Let me be your paper man I'd love to be your joker man We both are here to have the fun So let it whip So let it whip (let's whip it baby) Child (let's whip it right) Get a grip (let's whip it baby, whip it all night) Well, what's your trip (oh no) Child C'mon let it whip (C'mon whip) (C'mon whip) So let it whip (let's whip it baby) Child (let's whip it right) Get a grip (let's whip it baby, whip it all night) Well, what's your trip (oh no) Child C'mon let it whip (C'mon whip) Ohhh (C'mon whip) (There's no time to lose) There is no time to lose (You're the one I choose, it's alright) You're the one I choose, I only wanna be with you You're the one for me Can't you see that I (I won't waste your time) I won't waste your time (I sense something divine in you) Something divine in you (yes I do) Oooh-hoo-hoo So let it whip (let's whip it baby) Child (let's whip it right) Get a grip (let's whip it baby, whip it all night) Well, what's your trip (oh no) Child C'mon let it whip (C'mon whip) (C'mon whip) (let's whip it baby) (let's whip it right) (let's whip it baby, whip it all night) (C'mon whip) (C'mon whip) (There's no time to lose) There is no time to lose (You're the one I choose, it's alright) Hey, you're the one I choose, I only wanna be with you You're the one for me Can't you see that I (I won't waste your time) I won't waste your time (I sense something divine in you) Something divine in you (yes I do) Oooh-hoo-hoo So let it whip (let's whip it baby) Child (let's whip it right) Get a grip (let's whip it baby, whip it all night) Well, what's your trip (oh no) Child C'mon let it whip (C'mon whip) (C'mon whip) So let it whip (let's whip it baby) Child =============================================================================== * ARTIST: FATBACK * SONG: YUM YUM * ALBUM: [Lyrics Unavailable] =============================================================================== * ARTIST: THE GAP BAND * SONG: YOU DROPPED A BOMB ON ME * ALBUM: "GAP BAND IV" (1982) You were the girl that changed my world You were the girl for me You lit the fuse, I stand accused You were the first for me But you turned me out, baby You dropped a bomb on me, baby You dropped a bomb on me (But you turned me on, baby) You dropped a bomb on me, baby You dropped a bomb on me You were my thrills, you were my pills You dropped a bomb on me You turn me out, you turn me on You turned me loose, then you turned me wrong You dropped a bomb on me, baby You dropped a bomb on me (But you turned me out, baby) You dropped a bomb on me, baby You dropped a bomb on me Just like Adam and Eve, said you'd set me free You took me to the sky, I'd never been so high You were my pills, you were my thrills You were my hope, baby, you were my smoke You dropped a bomb, hey, babe You dropped a bomb on me, baby You dropped a bomb on me (But you turned me out, baby) You dropped a bomb on me, baby You dropped a bomb on me (But you turned me on, baby) You dropped a bomb on me, baby (Mmm) You dropped a bomb on me (You dropped a bomb on me, baby) You dropped a bomb on me, baby You dropped a bomb on me We were in motion, felt like an ocean You were the girl for me You were the first explosion, turned out to be corrosion You were the first for me But you turned me out, baby You dropped a bomb on me, baby You dropped a bomb on me (Whoa...whoa...oh...oh...baby) You dropped a bomb on me, baby You dropped a bomb on me (I won’t forget what you done to me, babe) You dropped a bomb on me, baby You dropped a bomb on me You dropped a bomb on me, baby You dropped a bomb on me I-I-I I-I-I won't forget it I-I-I I-I-I won't forget it You dropped a bomb on me, baby You dropped a bomb on me You dropped a bomb on me, baby You dropped a bomb on me I-I-I I-I-I won't forget it I-I-I I-I-I won't forget it You turned me out, you turned me on And then you dropped me to the ground You dropped a bomb on me. You turned me out, you turned me on And then you dropped me to the ground You dropped a bomb on me You turned me out, you turned me on And then you dropped me to the ground You dropped a bomb on me You turned me out, then you turned me on You dropped a bomb on me You turned me out, then you turned me on You dropped a bomb on me You turned me out, then you turned me on You dropped a bomb on me You turned me out, then you turned me on You dropped a bomb on me You turned me out, then you turned me on You dropped a bomb on me You turned me out, then you turned me on You dropped a bomb on me You turned me out, then you turned me on You dropped a bomb on me You turned me out, then you turned me on You dropped a bomb on me =============================================================================== * ARTIST: GEORGE CLINTON * SONG: LOOPZILLA * ALBUM: "EP ATOMIC CLINTON" (1988) Don't touch that radio Don't touch that radio Don't touch that radio Don't touch that knob Like planet rock, we just don't stop we're gonna drive you nuts Like planet rock, we just don't stop we're gonna drive you nuts Don't touch that radio Don't touch that radio Don't touch that knob Like planet rock, we just don't stop we're gonna drive you nuts Like planet rock, we just don't stop we're gonna drive you nuts Don't touch that radio Don't touch that radio Don't touch that knob They drive you up the wall We drive you on the floor They drive you up the wall We drive you on the floor Don't touch that radio Don't touch that radio Don't touch that radio Don't touch that dial Like planet rock, we just don't stop we're gonna drive you nuts Like planet rock, we just don't stop we're gonna drive you nuts They drive you up the wall We drive you on the floor They drive you up the wall We drive you on the floor Don't touch that radio Don't touch that radio Don't touch that radio Don't touch that knob Don't touch that knob Don't touch that knob Living radio, where sounds are seen Calling out around the world Are you ready for a brand new beat? Sugar pie, honey bunch You know that I love you Sir, things rearrange And the world puts on a new face Like planet rock, we just don't stop we're gonna drive you nuts Like planet rock, we just don't stop we're gonna drive you nuts Don't touch that radio Don't touch that radio Don't touch that knob They drive you up the wall Because they know we are the only ones Because they know we are the only ones =============================================================================== * ARTIST: ISLEY BROTHERS * SONG: BETWEEN THE SHEETS * ALBUM: "BETWEEN THE SHEETS" (1983) Hey girl, ain't no mystery At least as far as I can see I wanna keep you here layin' next to me Sharin' our love between the sheets Ooh...baby, baby I feel your love surrounding me Whoa... ho... ho... ho... hoo... ooh... baby, baby Makin' love between the sheets Ooh girl, let me hold you tight And you know I'll make you feel alright Oh baby girl, just cling to me and let your mind be free While makin' love between the sheets Ooh girl, I'll love you all night long And I know you felt it comin' on Ooh darlin' just taste my love, ooh you taste so sweet Sharin' our love between the sheets Ooh... baby, baby I feel your love surrounding me Whoa... ho... ho... ho... ooh... baby, baby We're makin' love between the sheets Hey girl, what's your fantasy? I'll take you there to that ecstasy Ooh girl, you blow my mind, I'll always be your freak Let's make sweet love between the sheets Ooh...baby, baby I feel your love surrounding me Whoa... ho... ho... ho... ooh... baby, baby Makin' love between the sheets Ooh...baby, baby Feel your love surrounding me Whoa... ho... ho... ho... ooh... baby, baby Makin' love between the sheets Enough of the singin', let's make love In between the sheets Oh, I like the way you receive me (Receive me, receive me) Girl, I love the way you relieve me I'm comin' on, comin' on strong (Comin' on strong) (Sweet darlin') In between the sheets Oh, I like the way you receive me (Receive me, receive me) Girl, I love the way you relieve me Comin' on, comin' on strong (Comin' on strong) (Sweet darlin') In between the sheets You got me moanin' Girl, you got me groanin' I'm comin', comin' on strong (Sweet darlin') In between the sheets Let's get all the way down Turn it over I'm comin', comin', comin', comin' on strong (Sweet darlin') In between the sheets =============================================================================== * ARTIST: JOHNNY HARRIS * SONG: ODYSSEY * ALBUM: UNKNOWN There are no lyrics to this song. Instrumental only. =============================================================================== * ARTIST: KOOL AND THE GANG * SONG: HOLLYWOOD SWINGIN' * ALBUM: "WILD AND PEACEFUL" (1973) Ahh now party people! Now party people getting down! Now you've got to put your hands together! Just Get on down and get on down and Get on down!! Alright! Hey Hey Hey! Come on now! Gotta sing it now... What you got to say? Oh, what you got to say now? Hey Hey Hey! Come On Now! Gotta sing it now... What you got to say? Oh what you got to say now? Hollywood Hollywood Swingin' We got that, we got that, we got that Hollywood Swingin' Hollywood! (Hollywood now) Hollywood Swingin'! Oh! Now I got that swingin' Aheheh! I remember Not too long ago I went to the theatre And I saw the Kool & The Gang show I always wanted (oh yes I did) To fit into a band I got to, I got to: Sing my songs, sing my songs, sing my songs And become a big piano playing man So here I am, here I am, here I am... Oh, in this Hollywood city Yeah.. City of stars, movies, women and cars Well I guess.. I guess I have to stay! Alright! Hey Hey Hey! (Come On Sing It!) What you got to say? What you got to say now yeah? Hey Hey Hey! (Sing It Now!) What you got to say? What you got to say now yeah? Hollywood! (Hollywood Yeah) Hollywood Swingin'! Yo swing it like that! Hollywood! (Hollywood now) The Hollywood swingin'! Oh.. Hollywood Hollywood Hollywood Hollywood now! Hollywood Swingin' Oh a hey yeah! Hollywood Hollywood Hollywood! Now Hollywood Hollywood Now they're all swinging in Hollywood! Hollywood Swingin' Hollywood, Hollywood, Hollywood now Hollywood =============================================================================== * ARTIST: LAKESIDE * SONG: FANTASTIC VOYAGE * ALBUM: "FANTASTIC VOYAGE" (1980) Hey, come on, come along take a ride There's a party over there, that ain't no jive It's live, live, it's all the way live Don't even have to walk, don't even have to drive Just slide, glide, slippity-slide Just forget about your troubles and your 9 to 5 And just sail on (That's what you do), just sail on Now this groove's so funky, hey, what to you think What is it called, let's call it Lakeside stank Come along and ride on a fantastic voyage I'm the captain of this vessel We wanna take you on a cruise All around the land, music is at hand (Huh) We wanna play it for you (You see) We want to be (We want to be) Your crew of entertainers (Jam to the music) Jam to the beat (Jam, yeah) Don't let nothing restrain you (Uh-huh) We just want you to feel Nothing but pleasure (Pleasure), musical pleasure (Yeah, yeah) Our music is very real (It's really real) Truly a treasure (A treasure), musical treasure Come along, pack your bags Get on up and jam y'all Come on and ride on the funk, y'all Come along and ride on a fantastic voyage We're the directors of this groove ship And you are under our command, yeah What you should do is take a listen, too So you can understand (You know) We like to see (People havin' a good time) Everybody happy (Do you wanna party) We create the beat (That foot stompin' music) That keeps the people dancin' (Uh-huh) We just want you to feel (We just want you to feel) Nothing but pleasure, musical pleasure (Want you to feel) Cause music is a world of fantasy (It's a fantasy) Let's live it together (A pleasure), musical pleasure (Come along, come along, come along) So come along beyond the sea (Dance in the sunshine) Take a load off of your mind Our music is very real (So very real) Truly a treasure, musical treasure Come along, pack your bags Get on up and jam y'all Come on and ride on the funk, y'all Come along and ride on a fantastic voyage (Come along, ride the boat, hey bring it on me) To the Land of Funk Come along and ride on a fantastic voyage (Do you wanna ride with me) Come along and ride on a fantastic voyage (Do you wanna go, ah) To the Land of Funk, Funk, Funk To the Land of Funk, to the Land of Funk, to the Land of Funk Hey, come on, come along take a ride There's a party over there, that ain't no jive It's live, live, it's all the way live Don't even have to walk, don't even have to drive Just slide, glide, slippity-slide Just forget about your troubles and your 9 to 5 And just sail on (That's what you do), just sail on Now the groove's so funky, hey, what to you think What is it called, let's call it Lakeside stank If you're ready to party and you wanna get down Bring your ma, your pa, and brother James Brown Bring Auntie Em and Toto too And all the party people to do their do We'll dance and party till the early light And say, Hey, we're feelin' alright So come along, come on take a ride There's a party over there, that ain't no lie We're leavin' here in a cloud of smoke And th-th-that-th-th-that-th-th-that's all folks Whoa, whoa, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah We just want you to feel (We just want you to feel) Nothing but pleasure, musical pleasure (Want you to feel) Cause music is a world of fantasy Let's live it together (Together), musical pleasure (We want you to feel) So come along beyond your seat (Come along beyond the seat) (Dance in the sunshine) Take a load off of your mind (Yeah...) Our music is very real (So very real) Truly a treasure, musical treasure Hurry up Pack your bags and jam y'all Come on and ride on the funk now Come along and ride on a fantastic voyage (Do you wanna go, do you wanna go, do you wanna go, do you wanna go) Come along and ride on a fantastic voyage (Come-a, come-a, come-a, come on, come on now to the Land of Funk) (Do you wanna party, do you wanna jam) To the Land of Funk Come along and ride on a fantastic voyage (Come on and dance in the sunshine) Come along and ride on a fantastic voyage =============================================================================== * ARTIST: MAZE * SONG: TWILIGHT * ALBUM: "BACK TO BASICS" (1993) Twilight! (Repeat from start to finish) =============================================================================== * ARTIST: MOTHER, FATHER, SISTER, BROTHER (MFSB) * SONG: LOVE IS THE MESSAGE * ALBUM: "LOVE IS THE MESSAGE" (1975) Love is the message Love, love is, love is the Woo-hoo, doo doo doo ooh Love is, love is the message that I say to you Love is the message that I bring to you Love is the message for a song Love is, love is the message that I say to you Love is the message that I bring to you Love is the message for a song Love is the message Love, love is, love is the Love is, love is the message that I say to you Love is the message that I bring to you Love is the message for a song Love is, love is the message that I say to you Love is the message that I bring to you Love is the message for a song Love is the message Love, love is, love is the Woo-hoo, doo doo doo ooh Love is, love is the message that I say to you Love is the message that I bring to you Love is the message for a song Love is, love is the message that I say to you Love is the message that I bring to you Love is the message for a song Love is, love is Love, love is the, ooh Woo-hoo, doo doo doo ooh =============================================================================== * ARTIST: OHIO PLAYERS * SONG: FUNKY WORM * ALBUM: "PLEASURE" (1973) You're a little late So step right this way And we'll get started What? Say it now Oh, say it now, say it now Me and the Ohio Players Are gonna tell you about a worm He's the funkiest worm in the world Alright, sing it, Clarence Clarence, there's a worm in the ground Yes, there is Granny that's right Clarence he's six feet long Granny six feet long Clarence he only comes around Granny when he wants to get down But when he comes out of his hole He sounds something like this Oh that's funky Like nine cans of shaving powder, that's funky Alright. Sing it again, Clarence And through all the land, yeah Yeah He plays in a band Plays in a band Plays guitar without any hands Pretty good, I might add Yeah When he grabs his guitar and starts to pluck Everybody wants to get up and dance Ah, get it baby Don't, don't, don't Don't fight the feeling Don't fight it Hey, don't stop now honey, get down I'm his manager, heh, heh Gonna make a million dollars I get it all, cause he can't spend it There he goes Goin' back in his hole Just the same way he came out Do we get paid for this I just wanted to make sure We do, OK =============================================================================== * ARTIST: OHIO PLAYERS * SONG: LOVE ROLLERCOASTER * ALBUM: "HONEY" (1975) Rollercoaster, of love (Say what) Rollercoaster, (ha, ha) Whooo, Whooo, Whooo Rollercoaster (ride), of love Rollercoaster (ha, ha, ha) Whooo, Whooo, Whooo Rollercoaster (love rollercoaster) Rollercoaster (wow, wow, wow) Whooo, Whooo, Whooo Rollercoaster (love rollercoaster child) Rollercoaster (loving you is really wild) Whooo, Whooo, Whooo Your love is like a rollercoaster baby, baby I wanna ride (a crazy ride, girl) Your love is like a rollercoaster baby, baby (Repeat) =============================================================================== * ARTIST: RICK JAMES * SONG: COLD BLOODED * ALBUM: "COLD BLOODED" (1983) Sexy, sexy, sexy Sexy, sexy, sexy Who do you Girl, who do you belong to? My point of view Girl, I think you're hot If we talked What words could I describe There's no dictionary book To explain how you look Girl, I think you're so sexy, sexy, sexy Cold blooded What more can I say, sexy, sexy, sexy Cold blooded The way you walk (Sexy) The way you talk, baby (Sexy) Mama, you're too cold for me (Sexy) Freaky baby Who are you (You look like a movie star) Girl, what's your name and number? Is it true? That you think I'm hot (Hot) If we try To get to know each other You might find You couldn't trade me for another Because I think you're so sexy, sexy, sexy Cold blooded In my dictionary, sexy, sexy, sexy Cold blooded What more can I say, sexy, sexy, sexy Cold blooded Holy smokes and gee whiz, sexy, sexy, sexy Cold blooded Freeze! Baby, don't you know that you're too much (You're too much) You're too hot (You're too hot) Don't you know you’re like a candle I'm the only man that handles you (You're too much) Baby (You're too hot) You're so hot, you burn me out Just burn me up Baby, baby, baby, baby, don't be so cold blooded Ooh, la, la, la, la, la, la Who do you Girl, who do you belong to? My point of view Girl, I think you're hot (Hot) If we talked What words could I describe There's no dictionary book To explain how you look Girl, I think you're so sexy, sexy, sexy Cold blooded In my dictionary, sexy, sexy, sexy Cold blooded What else can I say, baby, sexy, sexy, sexy Cold blooded Holy smokes and gee whiz, sexy, sexy, sexy Cold blooded The way you walk Sexy, sexy, sexy Sexy, sexy, sexy Cold blooded Cold blooded (Sexy, sexy, sexy) Cold blooded (Sexy, sexy, sexy) Cold blooded =============================================================================== * ARTIST: RONNIE HUDSON * SONG: WEST COAST POPLOCK * ALBUM: NONE (SINGLE ONLY) [Lyrics Unavailable] =============================================================================== * ARTIST: ROY AYERS * SONG: RUNNING AWAY * ALBUM: LIFELINE (1977) [Lyrics Unavailable] =============================================================================== * ARTIST: ZAPP * SONG: I CAN MAKE YOU DANCE * ALBUM: "ZAPP III" (1983) [Lyrics Unavailable] |=============================================================================| | B. CSR 103.2 Lyrics (SACSR) | |=============================================================================| ** Thanks to VampireHorde for letting me use these lyrics ** --SWV - I'M SO INTO YOU-- ALBUM: IT'S ABOUT TIME Includes hits like "Downtown", "Weak", and "Right Here". FACT: "Right Here" was later remixed to include a Michael Jackson sample of the song "Human Nature" (and was renamed "Right Here - Human Nature") and made the top 20 of the Billboard charts. **LYRICS: Boy, there you go You're telling me that you love me But boy you know That you belong to another girl who loves you You are so fine, (so fine, so fine) You blow my mind (Things you do) with the things you do to me (She sees) She's not blind, she's not blind Things you do for me, but I know I'm so into you I don't know what I'm gonna do Boy, you got me so confused I don't know what I'm gonna do Friends ask how could I give myself To one who belongs to someone else. They just don't know Your love's so good That they would want it for themselves Anyone can see.. You are so fine, (so fine, so fine) You blow my mind (Things you do) with the things you do to me (She sees) She's not blind, she's not blind Things you do for me, but I know [Chorus 2x] ------------------------ --SOUL II SOUL - KEEP ON MOVIN'-- ALBUM: SOUL II SOUL I would've preferred the track "Back To Life". It's way better. **LYRICS: Keep on moving don't stop like the hands of time Click clock find your own way to stay The time will come one day. Why do people choose to live their live this way? Keep on moving don't stop no keep on moving Keep on moving keep on moving don't stop no Keep on moving. It's our time time today the right time is here to stay Stay in my life my life always yellow is the colour of sunrays. I hide myself from no one I know the time will surely come when - You'll be in my life my life my life always yellow is the colour of sunrays. Keep on moving don't stop like the hands of time Click clock find your own way to stay the time will come one day. Keep on moving don't stop no keep on moving I know the time time today walking alone in my own way Extremely cold and rainy day friends and I have fun along the way Yes we do! I hide myself from no one I know the time will really come when - You'll be in my life my life always yellow is the colour of sunrays. Keep on moving don't stop like the hands of time Keep on moving don't stop no keep on moving. ------------------------ --SAMUELLE - SO YOU LIKE WHAT YOU SEE-- ALBUM: LIVING IN BLACK PARADISE I have no idea who this artist is. If you know who this artist is, please e-mail me a description and I'll pass credit to you. **LYRICS: Get with the program! Get with the program! Get with the program! Everyday now I can feel you watching me from afar And you been leavin' those love letters on my car (everyday) So now I wonder - why you're so into me in such a way That you've got to take your spare time to chase after me (Punishing) CHORUS: So you like what you see? You better put a hold on me So you like what you see? You better put a hold on me The problem, baby I'm not used to girls to shy (talk to me) Now I'm impressed by sweet young ladies on a mission To please their guy So why, young lady, fall short of getting me? About awhile Now it's time you get with the program and learn to leave Forcefully CHORUS 2X INTERMISSION CHORUS UNTIL FADE ---------------------------- --EN VOGUE - MY LOVIN' (NEVER GONNA GET IT)-- ALBUM: FUNKY DIVAS This is the album that broke them out of the typical R&B group mold and made them into influential superstars. Other tracks include "Free Your Mind" and "Giving Him Something He Can Feel". But I would've preferred "Hold On (To Your Love)". It has a more New Jack sound than "My Lovin", wouldn't you agree? **LYRICS: No, you're never gonna get it (Ow!) Never ever gonna get it (No, not this time) No, you're never gonna get it (My love) Never ever gonna get it (Repeat chorus) I remember how it used to be You never was this nice, you can't fool me Now you talkin' like you made a change The more you talk, the more things sound the same What makes you think you can just walk back into her life Without a good fight? Oh... I just sit back and watch you make a fool of yourself Cuz you're just wasting your time, oh... CHORUS No, you're never gonna get it (Not this time) Never ever gonna get it (My lovin') No, you're never gonna get it (Had your chance to make a change) Never ever gonna get it (Repeat chorus) Now you promise me the moon and stars Save your breath, you won't get very far Gave you many chances to make change The only thing you changed was love to hate It doesn't matter what you do or what you say She doesn't love you, no way Maybe next time you'll give your woman a little respect So you won't be hearing her say, "No way" CHORUS Doesn't matter what you do or what you say She don't love you, no way Maybe next time you'll give your woman a little respect So you won't be hearing her say, "No way" [And now it's time for a breakdown...] Never gonna get it, never gonna get it Never gonna get it, never gonna get it Never gonna get it, never gonna get it Never gonna get it (whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa) Never gonna get it, never gonna get it Never gonna get it, never gonna get it Never gonna get it, never gonna get it Never gonna get it, never get it No, you're never gonna get it (Sweet lovin') Never ever gonna get it (Sweet lovin') No, you're never gonna get it (My lovin') Never ever gonna get it (My lovin') No, you're never gonna get it (Sweet lovin') Never ever gonna get it (My lovin') No, you're never gonna get it (Sweet lovin') Never ever gonna get it (My lovin')... -------------------------- --JOHNNY GILL - RUB YOU THE RIGHT WAY-- ALBUM: JOHNNY GILL This is one of his best and only memorable songs from the 90's. **LYRICS: What you've been missin' in a man I can survive, your wish is my command I'll work hard to fill up your needs Give you lesson on what it is to (Feel) Feel (Good) good, baby Get undressed and slip on this robe (Re-) Re- (lax) lax, darlin' Just sit back, Can you feel the magic in my hands When I touch and rub you the right way Stroke applied with tenderness When I hold and rub you the right way A light massage, a soft caress Whenever I need to rub, I run her happiness Customer satisfaction is a guarantee So for your pleasure, come on over here, please (You) hey So hold on and throw off that coat (Show) Show (You) I'll show you pleasure like you've never known Can you feel the magic in my hands When I touch and rub you the right way Stroke applied with tenderness When I hold and rub you the right way Feel the magic in my hands When I touch and rub you the right way Stroke applied with tenderness When I hold and rub you the right way Pump up the bass Hey Pump up the bass What-what-what What-what Hey Get ready (Feel good) (Re-) Re-, girl (lax) lax, yeah Oh...oh...oh... Can you feel the magic in my hands When I touch and rub you the right way Stroke applied with tenderness When I hold and rub you the right way Feel the magic in my hands When I touch and rub you the right way Stroke applied with tenderness When I hold and rub you the right way Your every wish is my command So get undressed and ??? Gonna rub with my magic hands Give you what you're missin' in a man Stroke you with a soft caress Applied with so much tenderness Hold on tight and don't let go Give you pleasure like you've never known before Feel the magic in my hands When I touch and rub you the right way Stroke applied with tenderness When I hold and rub you the right way Feel the magic in my, in my Customer satisfaction, baby Stroke, hey, hey Hold and rub you the right way Do you feel it, do you feel it Oh...oh...oh...oh...oh... Pump it Party Come on, darlin' Come on, do you Do you feel it, baby, feel it, baby, feel it, feel it, feel it, feel it, feel it Oh, baby Stroke, baby, oh... Feel it, baby, feel it all over Feel it, honey, see what Whatever you want, I got it Whatever you need, I got it, baby, got it, baby Whatever you want, I've got it in my hands Whatever you need, I'll fulfill your needs, baby --------------------------- --RALPH TRESVANT - SENSITIVITY-- ALBUM: RALPH TRESVANT This is the only best track on the album, IMO. Trust me, I own this album and it's not that great. **LYRICS: Girl, I know it's been hard since he went away and left so sad you cry everyday let me kiss your tears erase all your doubts because for you I'm here, you won't be without LOVE! Don't need a man who can give you money c'mon let me show you just what you need honey (I got what you need) you need a man with sensitivity (a man like me) someone who can love you someone who will need you someone who will treat you right (like me girl) someone who will hold you tight someone stable in your life (ah baby) you need a man with sensitivity a man like me (baby)(honey) baby and I'm the man (ah you no, you no) baby like I do baby (hang in their baby) you need a man with sensitivity a man like me see you need someone who's their like a gentleman if anybody can fit the description baby I can someone who cares and dares to give himself completely you got it in me you need a man with sensitivity you need a man (3x's) not any man warm and sensitive that's what I can give man with sensitivity a man like me chorus save a little love for me (sensitivity) baby I got what you need (I got it) hold on my darling don't let me down --------------------------- --GUY - GROOVE ME-- ALBUM: GUY Produced by former Wreckx-N-Effect member Teddy Riley **LYRICS: Groove Me Baby! Do Me! (repeated throughout the entire song) When I get you home tonight It is gonna be alright Girl, just do it now And let's just take it nice and slow Hey, girl, I know Girl I'm in a romantic mood and sing too Won't you groove me? Groove Me Tonight (sing along with me) Groove Me baby Even if it's only for awhile Enjoy this good loving with a smile Do it wild tonight Having a heart attack tonight We'll go wild tonight Baby, baby I can be the one that does you right And you can Groove Me, baby tonight! Groove Me baby Don't leave me with your prayers girl Tell me you are on my world Girl you know, girl don't let me be baby I need your loving If only you, my love, can Groove Me baby Groove Me baby Groove Me baby Tonight tonight right now baby That's what I want you to do I want you to Groove Me tonight Don't say no don't say maybe Groove Me baby now! Yeah Hold up! Hold up! It ain't over! I thought y'all didn't like the beat? It's not over! The party's not over! Funky...(repeat over) Hold up! Hold up! It ain't over! I thought y'all didn't like the beat? It's not over! ------------------------------- --AARON HALL - DON'T BE AFRAID-- ALBUM: "JUICE" SOUNDTRACK FACT: The track used in the "Juice" soundtrack is completely different than the one in his debut album. Weird! **LYRICS: Now I lay me down to sleep I pray my Lord my soul to keep If I should die before I wake I pray my Lord my soul to take You'll be saying "Daddy" to me But please don't hurt me This is my first experience, cause this players been Make it feel alright, don't worry baby Don't be afraid Don't be afraid Don't be afraid, baby Don't be afraid Don't be afraid Don't be afraid, girl When I lay you down tonight Ask me to hold you tight Everything will be alright Don't be afraid, baby When you start to spread some home And your parts are gone, gone Let it happen right now Don't be afraid, girl Now I have you all to myself To put the other guys all on the shelf No need to run and no need to hide All the doors are locked baby and I have you inside You get down and you can hear me It just makes me horny Ain't nothing but a love thing baby Between me and you So just give in baby, don't worry about a thing Don't be afraid Don't be afraid Don't be afraid Don't be afraid, baby When I get through with you Ain't nobody else that you will want to go to I put all men to shame Remember babe, this is a nasty man's game Don't be afraid Don't be afraid Don't be afraid Don't be afraid, baby Deep down, feel so lucky to have you in my house But now its time to go baby, need for it large Go to see my baby and settle things, alright Rest your head into my chest I know it feels real good Do me baby, don't need to be afraid The lights are off and I open the sheets So kiss me baby, I say it's on one more time For the wrong man, I'm right again Give me the center baby don't be afraid Don't be a- Don't be a- Don't be afraid (repeat over until fade) --------------------------- --BOYZ II MEN - MOTOWNPHILLY-- ALBUM: COOLEYHIGHHARMONY I never liked this song and reject it being used in the game. **LYRICS: Motownphilly's back again Doin' a little east coast fling Boyz II Men going off Not too hard, not too soft It's long overdue but now Philly is slammin' Boyz II Men, ABC, BBD The east coast family Never skipped a beat, na While cooling on South street Jet black Benz, plenty of friends And all the Philly steaks you could eat Back in school we used to dream about this everyday Could it really happen? Or do dreams fade away Then we started singing them They said it sounded smooth So we started a group and here we are Kickin' it just for you [Chorus] Motownphilly's back again Doin' a little east coast fling Boyz II Men going off Not too hard, not too soft The spotlight is on us now Watch us do this Da da, daaa da da, da da da da da da Live and direct from Philly town Rap and hype and we can get down We are ready to roll So now the world will know that we were Back in school we used to dream about this everyday Could it really happen? Or do dreams fade away Then we started singing them They said it sounded smooth So we started a group and here we are Kickin' it just for you [Chorus] Doom doom doom da da, doom doom doom da da Da di da di da da, da da, daa daa daa Doom doom doom da da, doom doom doom da da Da di da di da da, da da, daa daa daa -------------------------- --BELL BIV DEVOE - POISON-- ALBUM: POISON Includes the ultra-sexual track "Do Me". Why isn't that track included? FACT: Michael "Biv" Bivens plays the DJ for this station in the game! **LYRICS: Girl, I must warn you I sense something strange in my mind Situation is serious Let's cure it 'cause we're running out of time It's oh, so beautiful Relationships they seem from the start It's all so deadly When love is not together from the heart It's drivin' me out of my mind That's why it's hard for me to find Can't get it out of my head Miss her, kiss her, love her (Wrong move you're dead) That girl is poison Never trust a big butt and smile That girl is poison If I were you I'd take precaution Before I start to meet fly girl, you know 'Cause in some portions You'll think she's the best thing in the world She's so fly She'll drive you right out of your mind Steal your heart when you're blind Beware she's schemin', she'll make you think you're dreamin' You'll fall in love and you'll be screamin' demon, hoo Poison, deadly, movin' it slow Lookin' for a mellow fellow like DeVoe Gettin' paid, laid, so better lay low Schemin' on house, money, and the whole show The low pro h** she'll be cut like an afro See what you're sayin', huh, she's weighin' you But I know she's a loser (How do you know) Me and the crew used to do her Poison-poison-poison-poison Poison-poison-poison-poison (Poison) Poison-poison-poison-poison Poison-poison-poison-poison Poison I was at the bar, shake, breakin' and takin' 'em all And that night I played the wall Checkin' out the fellas, the highs and lows Keepin' one eye open, still clockin' the h**s There was one particular girl that stood out from the rest Poison as can be, the high power chest Michael Biv said that I'm runnin' the show Bell Biv DeVoe Now you know Yo', Slick, blow It's drivin' me out of my mind That's why it's hard for me to find Can't get it out of my head Miss her, kiss her, love her (Wrong move you're dead) That girl is poison Never trust a big butt and smile Poison She's dangerous Poison (Oh yeah, oh, yeah) Poison Yo' fellas, that was my end of You know what I'm sayin', Mike Yeah, B.B.D. in full effect Yo', what's up to Ralph T and Johnny G And I can't forget about my boy, B. Brown And the whole NE crew Poison ------------------------- --TODAY - I GOT THE FEELING-- ALBUM: UNKNOWN **Thanks to all the people who responded about this group. This group was a one-time gamble that didn't pay off. They were included on the soundtrack to the Kid N' Play movie "House Party" but were never heard from again. I refuse to include lyrics for such a second-rate group. Rockstar Games had other choices and we were left with this group? I don't think so. This is an okay song but I won't waste my time typing down lyrics for a song no one cares about. ----------------------- --WRECKX-N-EFFECT - NEW JACK SWING-- ALBUM: HARD OR SMOOTH It's a good track but "Rump Shaker" is the one everyone knows the most. "All I wanna do is a-ma-zoom-zoom-zoom-and-a-boom-boom! Just shake your rump!" **LYRICS: Yo Wreckx N Effect In full effect! (Burn it up!) It's the New Jack Swing Was it something wrong that she can clean All you gotta do is c'mon and sing Word for word, all the lyrics that I bring And if you feel the swing in your body When you step in cool inside a party Watching all the girls just bumping like hotties They have humps that's better than Ferrari's So I gotta try these Dancing with a girl on my lap I was chancing, hoping she was the type for romancing But my rap needed a little enhancing Because this girl needed some answering Nothing I said, I started to complain and turning red Then I told her just to be about Ted She gave a wink But can't believe a thing about the New Jack Swing Can't believe a thing about the New Jack Swing 1-2-3 I named it New Jack Swing Yes, T.R. is my name Making you girls do my thing It's the way I entertain baby I'm on the beat you like Yes, that's right Its outta sight All the bumps are very high Yes, T.R. is grooving it right I got Keith Sweat, Heavy D, Today, Mo Dee, B. Sure and my man Bobby Brown I got Cinnamon, Redhead, Boy George, James, DJ and my homeboys Guy Can't believe a thing about the New Jack Swing (burn it up!) Back to the matter The New Jack Swing It's the sound that can flatter Even if the sound around town doesn't give a Same type of feeling that this one delivers So your body shivers So bad, so dope big metal thing you wish you had Bumping your feeling from glad to sad But your not getting offensive Just chill and get whipped by the New Jack Swing Can't believe a thing about the New Jack Swing 4X ------------------------- --BOBBY BROWN - DON'T BE CRUEL-- ALBUM: DON'T BE CRUEL Album includes the hits "Rock Wit'Cha", the Ghostbusters 2 track "Every Little Step", and "My Prerogative" (which was awfully covered by Britney "White Trash" Spears.) **LYRICS: Girl, the only thing that matters in my life Is that I'm down for you and treat you right You've got no cause to treat me cold as ice Ohh, girl As long as I been givin' my love to you You should be givin' me your love, too But you just keep on actin' just like a fool You know it ain't cool don't be cruel 'Cause I would never be that cruel to you Uh no, oh oh, no don't be cruel Uh girl, you need to change your attitude Uh no, oh don't be cruel Hey yo' Kimmy what's up with this attitude I thought I was bein' real good to you I treat you sweet, take you out at night But you never say thanks girl that ain't right I bought you diamonds even gave you pearls I took you for a cruise all around the world I treat you high post but you play me close And if I brought a drink up you won't even toast Girl, I work so hard for you from 9 to 5 So you could have the finer things in life Since you're the kind that's never satisfied Ohh, girl As long as I been givin' my heart to you You should be givin' me your heart, too But you just keep on actin' just like a fool You know it ain't cool (CHORUS) From fancy cars to diamond rings I've just about given you everything There's really not much I won't do for you I bought you 12 yellow roses and candy, too I like be up front and never play the back But the way you treat me girl is like a heart attack I'm real troop trooper aiming for the top. I want you by my side diggin' dollars outta crock Ohh, girl As long as I been givin' my love to you You should be givin' me your love, too But you just keep on actin' just like a fool You know it ain't cool It just ain't cool! Ow! Don't be cruel... Uh, uh, uh Uh, uh, uh... We used to hang out tough just kickin' around We discovered a love that had never been found You gave me your heart I gave you my mind But a true love affair we could never find Although I want you bad I could let you go 'Cause there's a lot of girls out there that won't say no Know to the fact that I want you, Jackie I want you more than human eyes can see But you had to start illin', tryin' to make a killin' Thought about the dollars I make and you were willin' To be with me Bobby B., but with a bad attitude I can't compete Now you know my name, now I know your game You want to be with me you got to be the same way That another girl would be and if you wanna be with me (CHORUS 2X) |=============================================================================| | C. K-DST Lyrics (SAKDS) | |=============================================================================| ** Thanks to Tranmerefan for letting me use these lyrics ** ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 3a. Foghat - Slow Ride (Fool For The City - 1975) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Woo! Slowride, take it easy REPEAT THREE TIMES I'm in the mood The rhythm is right Move to the music We can roll all night Oooh Slowride Oooh Slowride, take it easy REPEAT Slow down, go down, got to get your lovin' one more time Hold me, roll me, slow ridin' woman you're so fine Woo! I'm in the mood The rhythm is right Move to the music We can roll all night Oooh Slowride, take it easy REPEAT Slow down, go down, got to get your lovin' one more time Slowride, easy, slowride, sleazy REPEAT Slow down, go down, got to get your lovin' one more time Hold me, roll me, slow ridin' woman you're so fine Slowride, take it easy REPEAT Slow down, go down, slow down, go down Come on baby Take a slowride on me Come on baby Take a slowride Feels so good, Feels good, Come on baby Feels good, Feel allright You know the rhythm is right We gotta rock all night REPEAT TWO TIMES Whoa, rock all night Woo! Woo! Your flamin' heart REPEAT THREE TIMES Woo! Woo! Woo! Slowride ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 3b. Creedence Clearwater Revival - Green River (Green River - 1969) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Well, take me back down where cool water flows, yeah. Let me remember things I love, Stoppin' at the log where catfish bite, Walkin' along the river road at night, Barefoot girls dancin' in the moonlight. I can hear the bullfrog callin' me. Wonder if my rope's still hangin' to the tree. Love to kick my feet 'way down the shallow water. Shoefly, dragonfly, get back t'your mother. Pick up a flat rock, skip it across Green River. Welllllll! Up at Cody's camp I spent my days, oh, With flat car riders and cross-tie walkers . Old Cody, Junior took me over, Said, "You're gonna find the world is smould'rin'. And if you get lost come on home to Green River." Welllllll! Come on home. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 3c. Heart - Barracuda (Little Queen - 1977) Also appeared on The Charlie's Angels Soundtrack (1999) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- So this ain’t the end - I saw you again today I had to turn my heart away Smiled like the sun - Kisses for real And tales - it never fails! You lying so low in the weeds I bet you gonna ambush me You’d have me down down down down on my knees Now wouldn’t you, barracuda? Back over time we were all Trying for free You met the porpoise and me No right no wrong, selling a song- A name, whisper game. If the real thing don’t do the trick You better make up something quick You gonna burn burn burn burn it to the wick Ooooooh, barracuda? Sell me sell you the porpoise said Dive down deep down to save my head You...i think you got the blues too. All that night and all the next Swam without looking back Made for the western pools - silly fools! If the real thing don’t do the trick No, you better make up something quick You gonna burn burn burn burn it to the wick Ooooooohhhh, barra barracuda. Ohhhhhhhhhhhh. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 3d. KISS - Strutter (KISS - 1974) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I know a thing or two about her I know she’ll only make you cry She’ll let you walk the street beside her But when she wants she’ll pass you by Everybody says she’s lookin’ good And the lady knows it’s understood Strutter She wears her satins like a lady She gets her way just like a child You take her home and she says maybe, baby She takes you down and drives you wild Everybody says she’s lookin’ good And the lady knows it’s understood Strutter I know a thing or two about her I know she’ll only make you cry She’ll let you walk the street beside her But when she wants, she’ll pass you by Everybody says she’s lookin’ good And the lady knows it’s understood Strutter Strutter Strutter ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 3e. Toto - Hold The Line (Toto - 1978) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- It's not in the way that you hold me It's not in the way you say you care It's not in the way you've been treating my friends It's not in the way that you'll stay till the end It's not in the way you look or the things that you say that you do Hold the line Love isn't always on time It's not in the words that you told me It's not in the way you say you're mine It's not in the way that you came back to me It's not in the way that your love set me free It's not in the way you look or the things that you say that you do Hold the line Love isn't always on time It's not in the words that you told me It's not in the way you say you're mine It's not in the way that you came back to me It's not in the way that your love set me free It's not in the way you look or the things that you say that you do Hold the line Love isn't always on time It's not in the way that you hold me It's not in the way that you make me feel You see It's all about the way you do the things you do The way you do it You've got to hold it Hold it Hold the line Love isn't always on time ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 3f. Rod Stewart - Young Turks (Tonight I'm Yours - 1981) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Billy left his home with a dollar in his pocket and a head full of dreams. He said somehow, some way, it’s gotta get better than this. Patti packed her bags, left a note for her momma, she was just seventeen, There were tears in her eyes when she kissed her little sister goodbye. They held each other tight as they drove on through the night they were so exited. We got just one shot of life, let’s take it while we’re still not afraid. Because life is so brief and time is a thief when you’re undecided. And like a fistful of sand, it can slip right through your hands. Young hearts be free tonight. time is on your side, Don’t let them put you down, don’t let ’em push you around, Don’t let ’em ever change your point of view. Paradise was closed so they headed for the coast in a blissful manner. They took a tworoom apartment that was jumping ev’ry night of the week. Happiness was found in each other’s arms as expected, yeah Billy pierced his ears, drove a pickup like a lunatic, ooh! Young hearts be free tonight.time is on your side, Don’t let them put you down, don’t let ’em push you around, Don’t let ’em ever change your point of view. [instrumental verse] Young hearts be free tonight.time is on your side. Billy wrote a letter back home to patti’s parents tryin’ to explain. He said we’re both real sorry that it had to turn out this way. But there ain’t no point in talking when there’s nobody list’ning so we just ran away Patti gave birth to a ten pound baby boy, yeah! Young hearts be free tonight, time is on your side. Young hearts be free tonight, time is on your side. Young hearts be free tonight, time in on your side. Young hearts gotta run free, be free, live free Time is on, time is on your side Time, time, time, time is on your side Is on your side Is on your side Is on your side Young heart be free tonight Tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight, tonight, yeah ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 3g. Tom Petty - Running Down a dream (Full Moon Fever - 1989) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- It was a beautiful day, the sun beat down I had the radio on, I was drivin' trees flew by, me and Del were singin' little Runaway I was flyin' Chorus: Yeah runnin down a dream that never would come to me workin' on a mystery, goin' wherever it leads runnin' down a dream I felt so good like anything was possible I hit cruise control and rubbed my eyes the last three days the rain was un-stoppable it was always cold, no sunshine Repeat Chorus I rolled on as the sky grew dark I put the pedal down to make some time there's something good waitin' down this road I'm pickin' up whatever's mine Chorus out ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 3h. Joe Cocker - Woman to Woman (Something to Say - 1972) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Woman to woman (woman to woman) Hardache to hardache (hardache to hardache) Lover to lover (lover to lover) Woman to woman (woman to woman) Woman to woman ev'rything I say ev'ything that's happening seems to come your way you don't care if it rains or shines long as you know what's in goin' down at the local rodeo Woman to woman (woman to woman) Hardache to hardache (hardache to hardache) Lover to lover (lover to lover) Woman to woman (woman to woman) Lover to lover Well, I'm brown as brown can be. Don't let it get on me. You talk about money, honey And then you pray child. But I don't wanna be alone no more. Woman to woman (woman to woman) Hardache to hardache (hardache to hardache) Lover to lover (lover to lover) Woman to woman (woman to woman) Hardache to hardache Don't let it break so fast. Think about all you have And let it last. I can't take no more teardrops from you, but that don't give you no right to shout Woman to woman (woman to woman) Hardache to hard-ache (hardache to hardache) Lover to lover (lover to lover) Woman to woman (woman to woman) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 3i. Humble Pie - Get down to it (Eat It - 1973) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I love you Babe Do you know? I'll be any place You want me to go Save my love for you Yes I will When you need love to help you Do not fear Sweet sweet Baby I've found a nurse I know I can girl You be my trust Ooh ee Baby Ooh ee Get down and do those things you do to me You're alright Oh! Yer! All the time since You left your spell on me Your lovin' set my soul on fire Your love is my one desire Ooh ee Baby Ooh ee Get down and do those things you do to me Yer! Yer! Like didn't I say the rest girl? Always tryin' to do Your best girl I love you girl Do you know? I'll be any place Anytime you want me to go Ooh ee Baby Ooh ee Get down and do those things you do to me Get on down Ooh ee Baby Get on down etc., etc. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 3j. Grand Funk Railroad - Some kind of Wonderful (All the Girls in the World Beware - 1974) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I don’t need a whole lots of money, I don’t need a big fine car. I got everything that a man could want, I got more than I could ask for. I don’t have to run around, I don’t have to stay out all night. ’cause I got me a sweet ... a sweet, lovin’ woman, And she knows just how to treat me right. Well my baby, she’s alright, Well my baby, she’s clean out-of-sight. Don’t you know that she’s ... she’s some kind of wonderful. She’s some kind of wonderful ... yes she is, she’s, She’s some kind of wonderful, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeahhh ... When I hold her in my arms, You know she sets my soul on fire. Oooh, when my baby kisses me, My heart becomes filled with desire. When she wraps her lovin’ arms around me, About drives me out of my mind. Yeah, when my baby kisses me, Chills run up and down my spine. My baby, she’s alright, My baby, she’s clean out-of-sight. Don’t you know that she is ... she’s some kind of wonderful. She’s some kind of wonderful ... yes she is, She’s some kind of wonderful, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeahhh ... Now is there anybody, got a sweet little woman like mine? There got to be somebody, got a, got a sweet little woman like mine? yeah! Can I get a witness? Can I get a witness? Can I get a witness? yeah ... Can I get a witness? ohhh ... Can I get a witness? yeah ... Can I get a witness? yes. I’m talkin’, talkin’ ’bout my baby. yeah. She’s some kind of wonderful. Talkin’ ’bout my baby. She’s some kind of wonderful. Talkin’ ’bout my baby. She’s some kind of wonderful. I’m talkin’ ’bout my baby, my baby, my baby. She’s some kind of wonderful. I’m talkin’ about my baby, my baby, my baby. She’s some kind of wonderful. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, ... my baby, my baby. She’s some kind of wonderful. Talkin’ ’bout my baby, my baby, my baby. She’s some kind of wonderful. I’m talkin’ ’bout my baby, my baby, my baby. She’s some kind of wonderful. (repeat to fade) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 3k. Lynyrd Skynyrd - Free Bird (Pronounced Leh-Nerd Skin-Nerd - 1973) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If I leave here tomorrow Would you still remember me? For I must be traveling on, now, 'Cause there's too many places I've got to see. But, if I stayed here with you, girl, Things just couldn't be the same. 'Cause I'm as free as a bird now, And this bird you can not change. And this bird you can not change. And this bird you can not change. Lord knows, I can't change. Bye, bye, baby its been a sweet love. Though this feeling I can't change. But please don't take it so badly, 'Cause Lord knows I'm to blame. But, if I stayed here with you girl, Things just couldn't be the same. Cause I'm as free as a bird now, And this bird you'll never change. And this bird you can not change. And this bird you can not change Lord knows, I can't change. Lord help me, I can't chaye-ea-ea-ea-. Lord, I can't change. Won't you fly... high...free... bird.. (yeah). (Guitar Solo) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 3l. America - A horse with no Name (America - 1972) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- On the first part of the journey I was looking at all the life There were plants and birds and rocks and things There was sand and hills and rings The first thing I met was a fly with a buzz And the sky with no clouds The heat was hot and the ground was dry But the air was full of sound I’ve been through the desert on a horse with no name It felt good to be out of the rain In the desert you can remember your name ’cause there ain’t no one for to give you no pain La, la ... After two days in the desert sun My skin began to turn red After three days in the desert fun I was looking at a river bed And the story it told of a river that flowed Made me sad to think it was dead You see I’ve been through the desert on a horse with no name It felt good to be out of the rain In the desert you can remember your name ’cause there ain’t no one for to give you no pain La, la ... After nine days I let the horse run free ’cause the desert had turned to sea There were plants and birds and rocks and things There was sand and hills and rings The ocean is a desert with it’s life underground And a perfect disguise above Under the cities lies a heart made of ground But the humans will give no love You see I’ve been through the desert on a horse with no name It felt good to be out of the rain In the desert you can remember your name ’cause there ain’t no one for to give you no pain La, la ... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 3m. The Who - Eminence Front (It's Hard - 1982) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The sun shines And people forget The spray flies as the speedboat glides And people forget Forget they're hiding The girls smile And people forget The snow packs as the skier tracks And people forget Forget they're hiding. Behind an eminence front Eminence front - It's a put on. Come on join the party Dress to kill Won't you come and join the party Dress to kill. The drinks flow People forget That big wheel spins, the hair thins People forget Forget they're hiding The news slows People forget The shares crash, hopes are dashed People forget Forget they're hiding. Behind an eminence front Eminence front - it's a put on Come on join the party Dress to Come on join the party Dress to Come on join the party Dress to Come on join the party Dress to kill Dress yourself, dressed to kill. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 3n. Boston - Smokin' (Boston - 1976) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- We’re gonna play you a song, a little bit of rock-n-roll You gotta let yourself go, the band’s gonna take control. We’re gettin’ down today We’ll pick you up and take you away Get down tonight Smokin’, smokin’ We’re cookin’ tonight, just keep on tokin’ Smokin’, smokin’ I feel alright, mamma I’m not jokin’, yeah. Get your feet to the floor, everybody rock and roll You’ve got nothing to lose just the rhythm and blues, that’s all, yeah We’re gonna feel ok We’ll pick you up and take you away Get down tonight. Smokin’, smokin’ We’re cookin’ tonight, just keep on tokin’ Smokin’, smokin’ I feel alright, mamma I’m not jokin’, yeah. Everybody jumpin’, dancin’ to the boogie tonight Clap your hands, move your feet If you don’t you know it won’t seem right We’re gettin’ down today We’ll pick you up and take you away Get down tonight We’re gettin’ down today We’ll pick you up and take you away Get down tonight, well alright! (scholz, delp) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 3o. David Bowie - Somebody up there likes me (Young Americans - 1975) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Let the lies go Let... He's everybody's token, on everybody's wall Blessing all the papers, thanking one and all Hugging all the babies, kissing all the ladies Knowing all that you think about from writing on the wall He's so divine, his soul shines Breaks the night, sleep tight His ever loving face smiles on the whole human race He says "I'm somebody" He's got his eye on your soul, his hand on your heart He says "Don't hurry, baby Somebody up there (somebody) likes me" He's the savage son of the TV tube Planets wrote the day was due All the wisest men around Predicted that a man was found Who looked a lot like you and me, yeah Everyone with sense could see Nothing left his eye unmoved, he Had the plan, he had to use (Somebody) He's so divine (Oh oh) his soul shines (Somebody) Breaks the night, sleep tight (Somebody up there, somebody) His ever loving face (Oh oh) smiles on the whole human race (Somebody somebody somebody up there) (Somebody) He's got his eye on your soul, (Oh oh) his hand on your heart He says "Don't hurry, baby Somebody up there (somebody) Somebody plays my song in tune Makes me, makes me, makes me stronger for you, babe Was a way when we were young, that Any man was judged by what he'd done But now you pick them on the screen (what they look like) Where they've been He's got his eye on your soul, his hand on your heart He says ("Don't hurry, baby) don't hurry baby Somebody up there (somebody) please go (Oh oh) And who are the people That given time, please go (Somebody somebody) Tell me, can they hold you under their spell (Oh oh) Can they walk and hold you as well as a Smile like Valentino? Could he sell you anything? (Somebody somebody) Keep your eyes on your soul,(Oh oh) keep your hand on your heart (Don't hurry me baby) Don't hurry, baby Somebody up there (somebody) likes me" (somebody, somebody, somebody) (somebody, somebody, somebody, somebody, somebody, somebody) Somebody (somebody) somebody (somebody) somebody (somebody, somebody) Somebody (somebody) somebody (somebody) somebody (somebody, somebody) Can't remember (somebody) peace so well Oh, space to ramble, (somebody, somebody) space to boogie Soul shine (Ooh-ooh) So divine Somebody (ooh-ooh, somebody) Soul shine (Ooh-ooh) So divine Somebody (ooh-ooh) Somebody, somebody, somebody Yeah, Get me man, place your man Space to ramble, space to boogie Space to ramble, space to boogie Soul shine Soul shine So devine So devine Soul shine So devine So devine ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 3p. Eddie Money - Two tickets to paradise (Eddie Money - 1977) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Got a surprise especially for you, Something that both of us have always wanted to do. We've waited so long, waited so long. We've waited so long, waited so long. I'm gonna take you on a trip so far from here, I've got two tickets in my pocket, now baby, we're gonna disappear. We've waited so long, waited so long. We've waited so long, waited so long. I've got two tickets to paradise, Won't you pack your bags, we'll leave tonight, I've got two tickets to paradise, I've got two tickets to paradise. I'm gonna take you on a trip so far from here, I've got two tickets in my pocket, now baby, we're gonna disappear. (You know why?) We've waited so long, waited so long. We've waited so long, waited so long. I've got two tickets to paradise, Won't you pack your bags, we'll leave tonight, I've got two tickets to paradise, I've got two tickets to paradise. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 3q. Billy Idol - White Wedding (Billy Idol - 1982) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hey little sister what have you done Hey little sister who's the only one Hey little sister who's your superman Hey little sister who's the one you want Hey little sister shot gun! It's a nice day to start again It's a nice day for a white wedding It's a nice day to start again. Hey little sister what have you done Hey little sister who's the only one I've been away for so long (so long) I've been away for so long (so long) I let you go for so long It's a nice day to start again (come on) It's a nice day for a white wedding It's a nice day to start again. (Pick it up) Take me back home There is nothin' fair in this world There is nothin' safe in this world And there's nothin' sure in this world And there's nothin' pure in this world Look for something left in this world Start again Come on It's a nice day for a white wedding It's a nice day to start again. It's a nice day for a white wedding It's a nice day to start again |=============================================================================| | D. K-Jah West Lyrics (SAKJA) | |=============================================================================| Playlist ======== * Augustus Pablo - King Tubby Meets the Rockers Uptown * Barrington Levy - Here I Come * Black Harmony - Don't Let It Go to Your Head * Black Uhuru - Great Train Robbery * Blood Sisters - Ring My Bell * Buju Banton - Batty Rider * Dennis Brown - Revolution * Dillinger - Cocaine In My Brain * I Roy - Sidewalk Killer * Max Romeo & The Upsetters - Chase the Devil * The Maytals - Pressure Drop * The Pliers - Bam Bam * Reggie Stepper - Drum Pan Sound * Shabba Ranks - Wicked Inna Bed * Toots & The Maytals - Funky Kingston * Willie Williams - Armagideon Time =============================================================================== * ARTIST: AUGUSTUS PABLO * SONG: KING TUBBY MEETS THE ROCKERS UPTOWN * ALBUM: [Lyrics Unavailable] =============================================================================== * ARTIST: BARRINGTON LEVY * SONG: HERE I COME * ALBUM: [Lyrics Unavailable] =============================================================================== * ARTIST: BLACK HARMONY * SONG: DON'T LET IT GO TO YOUR HEAD * ALBUM: [Lyrics Unavailable] =============================================================================== * ARTIST: BLACK UHURU * SONG: GREAT TRAIN ROBBERY * ALBUM: [Lyrics Unavailable] =============================================================================== * ARTIST: BLOOD SISTERS * SONG: RING MY BELL * ALBUM: I'm glad you're home Well, did you really miss me I guess you did by the look in your eyes Well lay back and relax While I put away the dishes Then you and me can rock-a-bye You can ring my bell, ring my bell You can ring my bell, ring my bell You can ring my bell, ring my bell You can ring my bell, ring my bell The night is young and full of possibilities Well, come on and let yourself be free My love for you, so long I've been saving Tonight was made for me and you You can ring my bell, ring my bell You can ring my bell, ring my bell You can ring my bell, ring my bell You can ring my bell, ring my bell =============================================================================== * ARTIST: BUJU BANTON * SONG: BATTY RIDER * ALBUM: "MR. MENTION" (1993) [Lyrics Unavailable] =============================================================================== * ARTIST: DENNIS BROWN * SONG: REVOLUTION * ALBUM: [Lyrics Unavailable] =============================================================================== * ARTIST: DILLINGER * SONG: COCAINE IN MY BRAIN * ALBUM: "COCAINE" (1983) Hey Jim, Jim, just a minute y'all, I want to ask you something, I want you to spell something for me Jim, can you do that? Sure John. But I want you to spell for me New York. John, why do you ask me to do that? I just want you to spell New York Jim. Well alright I'm gonna go ahead man. New York, that's N-E-W Y-O-R-K man, No Jim, you've made a mistake Jim I'm gonna teach you the right way and the proper way to spell New York. Well go ahead John. A knife, a fork, a bottle and a cork that's the way we spell New York, Jim. You see I'm a dynamite. So all you got to do is hold me tight, Because I'm out a sight you know. Because I'm dynamite. But everytime I walk in the rain. Man, o man, I feel a pain I feel a burning pain, keep on burning In my bloody brain. I've got cokane running around my brain, I've got cokane running around my brain. I want to dig me soul brothers and sisters I want you to hold me tight cause I'm a dynamite I got cokane running around my brain. No matter where I treat my guests You see, they always like my kitchen best 'cause I've cokane running around my brain Cokane running around my brain yea. Hey Jim, Jim, where is Jim man? I want to tell you somethin' I want you to spell for me New York Come an Jim, how you spell New York? A knife, a fork, a bottle and a cork, That's the way we spell New York right on Out of sight man right on O right on. Yeah right on. Man oh man I run around I've got to read the setting sun 'cause I've got cokane a whole lot, a whole lot of cokane man. Running around my brain, running around my brain Cokane, cokane, running around my brain, yeah. =============================================================================== * ARTIST: I ROY * SONG: SIDEWALK KILLER * ALBUM: [Lyrics Unavailable] =============================================================================== * ARTIST: MAX ROMEO & THE UPSETTERS * SONG: CHASE THE DEVIL * ALBUM: "WAR INA BABYLON" (1976) Lucifer son of the mourning, I'm gonna chase you out of earth! I'm gonna put on a iron shirt, and chase Satan out of earth I'm gonna put on a iron shirt, and chase the devil out of earth I'm gonna send him to outa space, to find another race I'm gonna send him to outa space, to find another race Satan is an evilous man, But him can't chocks it on I-man So when I check him my lassing hand And if him slip, I gaan with him hand I'm gonna put on a iron shirt, and chase Satan out of earth I'm gonna put on a iron shirt, and chase the devil out of earth I'm gonna send him to outa space, to find another race I'm gonna send him to outa space, to find another race Him haffi drop him fork and run Him can't stand up to Jah Jah son Him haffi lef' ya with him gun Dig off with him bomb I'm gonna put on a iron shirt, and chase Satan out of earth I'm gonna put on a iron shirt, and chase the devil out of earth I'm gonna send him to outa space, to find another race I'm gonna send him to outa space, to find another race Satan is a evilous man, But him can't chocks it on I-man So when I check him my lassing hand And if him slip, I gaan with him hand I'm gonna put on a iron shirt, and chase Satan out of earth I'm gonna put on a iron shirt, and chase the devil out of earth I'm gonna send him to outa space, to find another race I'm gonna send him to outa space, to find another race =============================================================================== ARTIST: THE MAYTALS SONG: PRESSURE DROP ALBUM: Hmm hmm hmm, yeah... Hmm hmm hmm, yeah... Hmm hmm hmm, yeah... It is you (oh yeah) It is you, you (oh yeah) It is you (oh yeah) Cause a pressure drop, oh pressure Oh yeah pressure drop a drop on you I say a pressure drop, oh pressure Oh yeah pressure drop a drop on you I say when it drops, oh you gonna feel it Know that you were doing wrong Hmm hmm hmm, yeah... Hmm hmm hmm, yeah... Hmm hmm hmm, yeah... I say a pressure drop, oh pressure Oh yeah, pressure drop a drop on you Oh yeah, pressure drop a drop on you =============================================================================== ARTIST: THE PLIERS SONG: BAM BAM ALBUM: Aaaaaahhh... I want you to know that, I am the man who Fight for the right, notthe wrong Singin' this and singin' that Going there, I'm growing there Soon you will find out the man I'm supposed to be Aaaaaahhh... This man, don't trouble no man But if you trouble this man it will bring a bam bam What a bam bam What a bam bam, bam bam It'll bring a bam bam Bam Bam, what a bam bam Aaaaaahhh... This man, don't trouble no man But if you trouble this man it will bring a bam bam What a bam bam What a bam bam, bam bam It'll bring a bam bam It'll bring a bam bam Bam Bam, what a bam bam Can you hear that? Aaaaahhhh... I want you to know that I am the man who Fight for the right, notthe wrong Singin' this and singin' that Going there, I'm growing there Soon you will find out the man I'm supposed to be Aaaaahhhh... Now can you hear that? Help this man, don't trouble no man But if you trouble this man it will bring a bam bam What a bam bam What a bam bam, bam bam It'll bring a bam bam Bam Bam, what a bam bam It will bring a bam bam It will bring a bam bam It will bring a bam bam What a bam bam, what a bam bam Can you heard that? Aaaaahhh... =============================================================================== ARTIST: REGGIE STEPPER SONG: DRUM PAN SOUND ALBUM: [Lyrics Unavailable] =============================================================================== ARTIST: SHABBA RANKS SONG: WICKED INNA BED ALBUM: "LOVERMAN" Bed wuk, world a girl a cry mon, bed wuk, step up, and don't play Girls have mercy I am bad, mad and wicked inna bed Wicked, bad and mad inna bed I am bad, mad and wicked inna bed Wicked, bad and mad inna bed All a di girls go tell di world dat I am wicked in bed Bad, mad, and a wicked inna All a di girls go tell di world dat I am wicked in bed Wicked, bad and mad inna bed I am bad, mad and wicked inna bed Wicked, bad and mad inna bed Inna fi mi bed mi don't waan Alfred Don't waan Tony mi don't waan Ted Mi nah promote maamaman, all maamaman fi dead BAM BAM!!! Lick a shot inna a maamaman head I am bad, mad and wicked inna bed Wicked, bad and mad inna bed I am bad, mad and wicked inna bed Wicked, bad and mad inna bed Inna fi mi bed it is fat and negro Wid tall hair and sexy leg Go tell di world I am di girls tegerec I am bad, mad and wicked inna bed Wicked, bad and mad inna bed I am bad, mad and wicked inna bed Wicked, bad and mad inna bed All a di girls go tell di world dat I am wicked in bed Wicked, bad, and mad inna bed When mi lay dung, inna mi bed Come draw mi sheet from mi toe to mi head and... Pop from di right and from di left mi have Megan Give dem di lovin and dem nuh start beggin Inna di mornin dem look like mash head I am bad, mad and wicked inna bed Wicked, bad and mad inna bed Bad, mad and wicked inna bed Wicked, bad and mad inna bed Inna fi mi bed mi don't waan Alfred Don't waan Tony mi don't waan Ted Mi nah promote maamaman, all maamaman fi dead BAM BAM!!! Lick a shot inna a maamaman head I am bad, mad and wicked inna bed Wicked, bad and mad inna All a di girls go tell di world dat I am wicked in bed Wicked, bad and mad inna All a di girls go tell di world dat Shabba wicked in bed Wicked, bad and mad inna bed I am bad, mad and wicked inna bed Wicked, bad and mad inna bed Tell Pamela fi come drop inna mi bed Tell Ann Marie fo go dung mi dyvan bed Mi stop drop until she drop pon har head Don't waan Tony mi don't waan Ted Mi nah promote maamaman, all maamaman fi dead BAM BAM!!! Lick a shot inna a maamaman head I am bad, mad and wicked inna bed Wicked, bad and mad inna =============================================================================== ARTIST: TOOTS & THE MAYTALS SONG: FUNKY KINGSTON ALBUM: "FUNKY KINGSTON" (1973) Everybody, give it to me huh Hey, hey hey I want you to believe every word I say I want you to believe every thing I do I said music is what I've got to give And I've got to find some way to make it Music is what I've got baby I want you to come on and shake it Shake it shake it baby Oh, yeah, hey Na na na... Oh yeah..na na na Funky, funky, funky Funky Kingston, is what I've got for you Oh, yeah Funky Kingston, yeah is what I've got for you Funky Kingston Oh, yeah Lemme hear your funky guitar Yo, reggae Hear the piano, stick it to me Watch me now, you watch me now Playing from east to west yeah I just play from north to south, yeah I love black America People keep on asking me for Funky Kingston But I ain't got none Somebody take it away from me =============================================================================== ARTIST: WILLIE WILLIAMS SONG: ARMAGIDEON TIME ALBUM: "ARMAGIDEON TIME" (1982) Stay around don't play around This old town and all Seems like I got to travel on A lot of people won't get no supper tonight A lot of people won't get no justice tonight The battle is gettin hotter In this iration, armagideon time A lot of people running and a hiding tonight A lot of people won't get no justice tonight Remember to kick it over No one will guide you - armagideon time Oooh-oooh-oooh-ooh Oooh-oh-oh Oh, this old town Ivan and Fu Manchu They both are coming through, yeah Yay A lotta people, a lotta people Oh, remember to kick it over No one will guide you through Armagideon time It's not Armagideon It's not Christmas time anymore It's Armagideon A lotta people All right, time's up, let's have you out of here Okay, okay, don't push us when we're hot A lotta people won't get not a justice tonight A lotta people sitting down, by the light A lotta people won't get no supper tonight A lotta people won't get no justice tonight Remember, kick it over No one will guide you through Armagideon time Armagideon |=============================================================================| | E. K-Rose Lyrics (SAKRO) | |=============================================================================| ** Thanks to evilchao2 for letting me use these lyrics ** Amos Moses by Jerry Reed Well Amos Moses was a Cajun, He lived by himself in the swamp. He hunted alligators for a livin, He just knocked 'em in the head with a stump. The Louisiana law gonna get ya Amos It ain't legal hunting alligators down in the swamp, boy Well everybody blamed his old man, For makin' him mean as a snake, When Amos Moses was a boy, His daddy would use him for alligator bait. Tie a rope around his neck, and throw him in the swamp, Alligator bait in the Louisiana bayou About 45 minutes southeast of Thibodeaux, Louisiana Lived a man named Doc Milsap and his pretty wife Hanna hey raised up a son who could eat up his weight in groceries, Named him after a man of the cloth, Called him Amos Moses Well, the folks around south Louisiana Said Amos was a hell of a man He could trap the biggest, the meanest alligator And just use one hand That's all he's got left cause an alligator bit him Left arm gone clean up to the elbow Well the sheriff caught wind that Amos Was in the swamp huntin' alligator skins So he snuck in the swamp, gonna getcha boy, But he never come out again. Well, I wonder where the Louisiana sheriff went to? You can sure get lost in a Louisiana bayou! About 45 minutes southeast of Thibodeaux, Louisiana Lived a man named Doc Milsap and his pretty wife Hanna They raised a son who could eat up his weight in groceries, Named him after a man of the cloth, Called him Amos Moses ----------------------------------------------------------- "Louisiana Woman, Mississippi Man" by Loretta Lynn & Conway Twitty Hey, Louisiana woman, Mississippi man We get together every time we can. The Mississippi River can't keep us apart There's too much love in the Mississippi heart. Too much love in this Louisiana heart. See the alligators all a waitin' nearby Sooner or later they know I'm gonna try. When she waves from the bank don't you know I know It's goodbye fishin' line, see you while ago. With a Louisiana woman waitin' on the other side The Mississippi River don't look so wide. Louisiana woman, Mississippi man We get together every time we can. The Mississippi River can't keep us apart There's too much love in the Mississippi heart. Too much love in this Louisiana heart. Well, I thought I'd been loved but I never had Till I was wrapped In the arms of a Mississippi man. When he holds me close it feels almost Like another hurricane just ripped the coast. If he can't come to me I'm gonna go to him That Mississippi River Lord I'm gonna swim. Hey, Louisiana woman, Mississippi man We get together every time we can. The Mississippi River can't keep us apart There's too much love in the Mississippi heart. Too much love in this Louisiana heart. Well, Mississippi River, Lord, it's one mile wide And I'm gotta get me to the other side. Mississippi man, I'm losin' my mind Gotta have your loving one more time. I'm gonna jump in the river and here I go Too bad alligatior you swim too slow. Hey, Louisiana woman, Mississippi man We get together every time we can. The Mississippi River can't keep us apart There's too much love in the Mississippi heart. Too much love in this Louisiana heart. There's too much love in the Mississippi heart. Too much love in this Louisiana heart. There's too much love in the Mississippi heart. Too much love in this Louisiana heart. There's too much love in the Mississippi heart Too much love in this Louisiana heart... ----------------------------------------------------------- "Hey Good Lookin`" by Hank Williams Hey, hey, good lookin', Whatcha got cookin'? How's about cookin' somethin' up with me? Hey, sweet baby, Don't you think maybe We could find us a brand new recipe? I got a hot-rod Ford and a two-dollar bill And I know a spot right over the hill. There's soda pop and the dancin's free, So if you wanna have fun come a-long with me. Hey, good lookin', Whatcha got cookin'? How's about cookin' somethin' up with me? I'm free and ready, So we can go steady. How's about savin' all your time for me? No more lookin', I know I've been tooken. How's about keepin' steady company? I'm gonna throw my date-book over the fence And find me one for five or ten cents. I'll keep it 'til it's covered with age 'Cause I'm writin' your name down on every page. Hey, good lookin', Whatcha got cookin'? How's about cookin' somethin' up with me? ----------------------------------------------------------- "Queen of Hearts" by Juice Newton Midnight, and I'm a-waiting on the twelve-oh-five Hoping it'll take me just a little farther down the line Moonlight, you're just a heartache in disguise; Won't you keep my heart from breaking if it's only for a very short time Playing with the queen of hearts, knowing it ain't really smart The joker ain't the only fool who'll do anything for you Laying out another lie, thinking 'bout a life of crime That's what I'll have to do to keep me away from you Honey, you know it makes you mad Why is everybody telling everybody what you have done Baby, I know it makes you sad But when they're handing out the heartaches you know you got to have you some Playing with the queen of hearts, knowing it ain't really smart The joker ain't the only fool who'll do anything for you Lovers, I know you've had a few But hide your heart beneath the covers and tell 'em they're the only one And others, they know just what I'm going through And it's a-hard to be a lover when you say you're only in it for fun Playing with the queen of hearts, knowing it ain't really smart The joker ain't the only fool who'll do anything for you Playing with the queen of hearts, knowing it ain't really smart The joker ain't the only fool who'll do anything for you Playing with the queen of hearts Playing with the queen of hearts.. Playing with the queen of hearts... ----------------------------------------------------------- "One Step Forward" by Desert Rose Band You held me up held me down Made me crazy then you brought me around Were my darkness and my light You were my blindness and my sight Were my shelter and my storm Made me cold then you made me warm You were my fever and my cure Made me doubt and you made me sure One step forward and two steps back Nobody gets too far like that One step forward and two steps back This kind of dance can never last You were my hope and my fears You were my laughter and my tears Were my destiny and my fate Kept me movin' you made me wait Were my weakness and my power You were the thorn and the flower You were my sunshine and the rain Made me feel so good brought so much pain Now one step forward and two steps back Nobody gets too far like that One step forward and two steps back This kind of dance can never last And we never really meant for each other We were never really meant to last In the years that we danced together Each step forward we took two steps back Each step forward we took two steps back Now one step forward and two steps back Nobody gets too far like that One step forward and two steps back This kind of dance can never last One step forward and two steps back Nobody gets too far like that One step forward and two steps back This kind of dance can never last ----------------------------------------------------------- "Crazy" by Willie Nelson I'm crazy Crazy for feeling so lonely I'm crazy Crazy for feeling so blue I know You'd love me as long as you wanted Then someday Leave me for somebody new Worry Why do I let myself worry Wondering What in the world did I do Crazy For thinking that my love could hold you I'm crazy for crying I'm crazy for trying I'm crazy for loving you ----------------------------------------------------------- "Three Cigarettes in an Ashtray" by Patsy Cline Two cigarettes in an ashtray, My love and I in a small café. Then a stranger came along, And everything went wrong. Now there's three cigarettes in the ashtray. I watched her take him from me, And his love is no longer my own. Now they are gone, and I sit alone, And watch one cigarette burn away. I watched her take him from me, And his love is no longer my own. Now they are gone, and I sit alone, And watch one cigarette burn away. ----------------------------------------------------------- "Make the World go away" by Mickey Gilley Make the world go away Get it off my shoulder Say the things we used to say And make the world, make it go away Do you remember when you loved me Before the world took you away Well if you do, then forgive me And make the world, make it go away Make the world go away Get it off my shoulder Say the things we used to say And make the world, make it go away Now I'm sorry if I hurt you Let me make it up to you day by day And if you will please forgive me And make the world, make it go away Make the world go away Get it off my shoulder Say the things we used to say And make the world, make it go away ----------------------------------------------------------- “Mama Don’t Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Cowboys” by Ed Bruce Cowboys ain't easy to love and they're harder to hold. They'd rather give you a song than diamonds or gold. Lonestar belt buckles and old faded levis, And each night begins a new day. If you don't understand him, an' he don't die young, He'll probably just ride away. Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys. Don't let 'em pick guitars or drive them old trucks. Let 'em be doctors and lawyers and such. Mamas don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys. 'Cause they'll never stay home and they're always alone. Even with someone they love. Cowboys like smokey old pool rooms and clear mountain mornings, Little warm puppies and children and girls of the night. Them that don't know him won't like him and them that do, Sometimes won't know how to take him. He ain't wrong, he's just different but his pride won't let him, Do things to make you think he's right. Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys. Don't let 'em pick guitars or drive them old trucks. Let 'em be doctors and lawyers and such. Mamas don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys. 'Cause they'll never stay home and they're always alone. Even with someone they love. ----------------------------------------------------------- "Always Wanting You" by Merle Haggard Always wanting you, but never having you, Makes it hard to face tomorrow. 'Cause I know I'll wake up wanting you again. Always loving you, but never touching you, Sometimes hurts me almost more than I can stand. I'd been better off if I'd turned away, And never looked at you the second time. 'Cause I really had my life all together, 'Til your eyes meet mine. And there I saw a yearning, And a feeling across the room that you felt for me. Wish I'd had away of knowing. The things we had in mind could never be. Always wanting you, but never having you, Makes it hard to face tomorrow. 'Cos I know I'll wake up wanting you again. Always loving you, but never touching you, Sometimes hurts me almost more than I can stand. Always wanting you, but never having you, Sometimes hurts me almost more than I can stand. ----------------------------------------------------------- "All My Exes Live In Texas" by Whitey Shafer All my ex's live in Texas, And Texas is a place I'd dearly love to be. But all my ex's live in Texas And that's why I hang my hat in Tennessee. Rosanna's down in Texarcana, wanted me to push her broom, And sweet Ilene's in Abilene, she forgot I hung the moon, And Allison in Galveston somehow lost her sanity, And Dimples, who now lives in Temple's, Got the law lookin’ for me. All my ex's live in Texas, And Texas is a place I'd dearly love to be. But all my ex's live in Texas, And that's why I hang my hat in Tennessee. I remember that old Frio river where I learned to swim. And it brings to mind another time where I wore my welcome thin. My transcendental meditation, I go there each night, But I always come back to myself Long before daylight. All my ex's live in Texas, And Texas is a place I'd dearly love to be. But all my ex's live in Texas And that's why I hang my hat in Tennessee. Some folks think I'm hidin', It's been rumored that I died, But I'm alive and well in Tennessee. ----------------------------------------------------------- "I Love a Rainy Night" by Eddie Rabbit Well, I love a rainy night I love a rainy night I love to hear the thunder Watch the lightning When it lights up the sky You know it makes me feel good Well, I love a rainy night It's such a beautiful sight I love to feel the rain On my face Taste the rain on my lips In the moonlight shadow Showers washed All my cares away I wake up to a sunny day 'Cos I love a rainy night Yeah, I love a rainy night Well, I love a rainy night Well, I love a rainy night Ooh-ooh I love a rainy night I love a rainy night I love to hear the thunder Watch the lightning When it lights up the sky You know it makes me feel good Well, I love a rainy night It's such a beautiful sight I love to feel the rain On my face To taste the rain on my lips In the moonlight shadows Puts a song In this heart of mine Puts a smile on my face every time 'Cos I love a rainy night Yeah, I love a rainy night Ooh, I love a rainy night Yeah, I love a rainy night ----------------------------------------------------------- "New York City" by The Statler Brothers She came to me shortly after Christmas, Said she hated spoiling New Year's Eve. But the truth doesn't wait to come in season And what we had feared was now believed She said she'd leave come Monday morning, Catch a plane if I'd split the fair. She had friends who lived in New York City. She'd look them up and have the baby there. And now she's alone in New York City, Living like… Lord, I wonder how. An angel in hell in New York City, But I can't think about that now. Honey, will you tell him Bible stories And give him all the love I never could? And never tell him too much about his daddy 'Cause there's not too much to say that's good. He'll have to learn it all from his mother: How to count and say his ABC's. But when you teach him prayers to say at bedtime, Leave off "God bless Daddy," won't you please? And now they're alone in New York City, Living like Lord… I wonder how. Two angels in hell in New York City, But I can't think about that now. I can't think about that now. ----------------------------------------------------------- "Bed of Roses" by The Statler Brothers She was called a scarlet woman by the people, Who would go to church but left me in the street, With no parents of my own, I never had a home, And an eighteen year old boy has got to eat. She found me outside one Sunday morning, Taking money from a man I didn't know, She took me in and wiped away my childhood, A woman of the streets this Lady Rose. This bed of roses that I lay on, Where I was taught to be a man, This bed of roses where I'm living, Is the only kind of love I understand. She was a handsome woman, just thirty-four, Who was spoken to in town by very few. She managed a late evening business, Like most of the town wished they could do. And I learned all the things that a man should know, From a woman not approved of I suppose, But she died knowing that I really loved her, Off life's bramble bush,I picked a rose. |=============================================================================| | F. Master Sounds 98.3 Lyrics (SAMAS) | |=============================================================================| Playlist ======== * The Blackbyrds - Rock Creek Park * Bob James - Nautilus * Bobby Byrd - Hot Pants * Bobby Byrd - I Know You Got Soul * Booker T & The MGs - Green Onions * The Chakachas - Jungle Fever * Charles Wright - Express Yourself * Gloria Jones - Tainted Love * Harlem Underground Band - Smokin' Cheeba Cheeba * James Brown - Funky President * James Brown - The Payback * The JBs - Grunt * Lyn Collins - Rock Me Again and Again * Lyn Collins - Think About It * Maceo & The Macks - Cross the Tracks (We Better Go Back) * Maceo & The Macks - Soul Power 74 * Sir Joe Quarterman & Free Soul - (I Got) So Much Trouble On My Mind * WAR - Low Rider =============================================================================== * ARTIST: THE BLACKBYRDS * SONG: ROCK CREEK PARK * ALBUM: "CITY LIFE" (1975) Doing it in the park Doing it after dark, oh, yeah Rock Creek Park, oh, yeah Rock Creek Park Doing it in the park Doing it after dark, oh, yeah Rock Creek Park, oh, yeah Rock Creek Park Doing it in the park Doing it after dark, oh, yeah Rock Creek Park, oh, yeah Rock Creek Park Doing it in the park Doing it after dark, oh, yeah Rock Creek Park, oh, yeah Rock Creek Park Doing it in the park Doing it after dark, oh, yeah Rock Creek Park, oh, yeah Rock Creek Park Doing it in the park Doing it after dark, oh, yeah Rock Creek Park, oh, yeah Rock Creek Park Do it, do it, do it.... Doing it in the park Doing it after dark, oh, yeah Rock Creek Park, oh, yeah Rock Creek Park Doing it in the park Doing it after dark, oh, yeah Rock Creek Park, oh, yeah Rock Creek Park Doing it in the park Doing it after dark, oh, yeah Rock Creek Park, oh, yeah Rock Creek Park Doing it in the park Doing it after dark, oh, yeah Rock Creek Park, oh, yeah Rock Creek Park Doing it in the park Doing it after dark, oh, yeah Rock Creek Park, oh, yeah Rock Creek Park Doing it in the park Doing it after dark, oh, yeah Rock Creek Park, oh, yeah Rock Creek Park Doing it in the park Doing it after dark, oh, yeah Rock Creek Park, oh, yeah Rock Creek Park Doing it in the park Doing it after dark, oh, yeah Rock Creek Park, oh, yeah Rock Creek Park Do it, do it, do it.... Doing it in the park Doing it after dark, oh, yeah Rock Creek Park, oh, yeah Rock Creek Park Doing it in the park Doing it after dark, oh, yeah Rock Creek Park, oh, yeah Rock Creek Park Doing it in the park Doing it after dark, oh, yeah Rock Creek Park, oh, yeah Rock Creek Park Doing it in the park Doing it after dark, oh, yeah Rock Creek Park, oh, yeah Rock Creek Park Doing it in the park Doing it after dark, oh, yeah Rock Creek Park, oh, yeah Rock Creek Park =============================================================================== * ARTIST: BOB JAMES * SONG: NAUTILUS * ALBUM: "ONE" (1974) There are no lyrics for this song. Instrumental only. =============================================================================== * ARTIST: BOBBY BYRD * SONG: HOT PANTS * ALBUM: I'm coming, I'm coming, baby I'm coming, help me Make your baby understand Don't try love, why don't You take your man Love can be a two-sided thing You never get more than You can bring, hey I'm coming, I'm coming, baby Ooh, help me I'm coming, I'm coming, baby I'm gonna love you Don't wanna break your heart Back up and get ready and Give yourself a brand new start I said I'm coming, I'm coming, baby I'm coming, help me, baby I can't knock it Cause I need to rock it This day or night Just say it was a long day I missed you the wrong way? I'm coming, hey, coming, baby Come, come, come, come Coming, I'm coming, baby, hey Oh, help me, oooh Oh, baby, I'm coming, yeah I'm coming, yeah I can't knock it I need to rock it This day or night, baby This day, this day, this day I need to rock it, baby This day, I'm coming I'm coming, baby, oooh Yeah, yeah, yeah I'm coming, I'm coming Hey, coming, baby =============================================================================== * ARTIST: BOBBY BYRD * SONG: I KNOW YOU GOT SOUL * ALBUM: "PAID IN FULL" [Lyrics Unavailable] =============================================================================== * ARTIST: BOOKER T & THE MGS * SONG: GREEN ONIONS * ALBUM: "GREEN ONIONS" (1962) There are no lyrics to this song. Instrumental only. =============================================================================== * ARTIST: CHARLES WRIGHT * SONG: EXPRESS YOURSELF * ALBUM: "EXPRESS YOURSELF" (1970) Express Yourself Express Yourself You don't ever need Help from nobody else All you got to do now Express Yourself What ever you do Do it good. What ever you do, Do, do, Lord Do it good, all right... It's not what you look like, When you're doin' what you're doing. It's what you're doing when you're doing what you Look like you're doing Express Yourself Express Yourself They're doing it on the moon, yeah... In the jungle too Everybody on the floor now Jumpin' like a kangaroo So let the horns do The thing they do, y'all Some people have everything And other people don't But everything don't mean a thing If it ain't the thing you want Express Yourself Express Yourself Oh, do it! Oh, do it Do it to it. Go on and do it Y'all do it, give. Express Yourself Express yourself Do do do do..... Do it, oh, Lord Do it, yeah Express yourself Express yourself Express yourself Express yourself.... ============================================================================== * ARTIST: THE CHAKACHAS * SONG: JUNGLE FEVER * ALBUM: There are no lyrics to this song. Instrumental only. =============================================================================== * ARTIST: GLORIA JONES * SONG: TAINTED LOVE * ALBUM: UNKNOWN Sometimes I feel I've got to Run away I've got to Get away From the pain that you drive into the heart of me The love we share Seems to go nowhere And I've lost my light For I toss and turn I can't sleep at night (chorus) Once I ran to you (I ran) Now I'll run from you This tainted love you've given I give you all a boy could give you Take my tears and that's not nearly all Oh...tainted love Tainted love Now I know I've got to Run away I've got to Get away You don't really want IT any more from me To make things right You need someone to hold you tight And you'LL think love is to pray But I'm sorry I don't pray that way Once I ran to you (I ran) Now I'll run from you This tainted love you've given I give you all a boy could give you Take my tears and that's not nearly all Oh...tainted love Tainted love Don't touch me please I cannot stand the way you tease I love you though you hurt me so Now I'm going to pack my things and go Tainted love, tainted love Tainted love, tainted love Touch me baby, tainted love Touch me baby, tainted love Tainted love Tainted love Tainted love ============================================================================== * ARTIST: HARLEM UNDERGROUND BAND * SONG: SMOKIN' CHEEBA CHEEBA * ALBUM: [Lyrics Unavailable] ============================================================================== * ARTIST: JAMES BROWN * SONG: FUNKY PRESIDENT * ALBUM: "REALITY" (1975) Funkytown, nasty (Hey, listen to the man) Yeah, I'm the Godfather (baby) People, people We got to get over Before we go under People, people We got to get over Before we go under Hey, country Didn't say what you meant Just changed Brand new funky President Stock market going up Jobs going down And ain't no funking Jobs to be found Taxes keep going up I changed from a glass Now I drink out of a paper cup It's getting bad People, people We got to get over Before we go under Listen to me Let's get together and raise Let's get together And get some land Raise our food like the man Save our money like the Mob Put up a fight down on the job Tell em, Godfather Turn up your funk motor Get down and praise the Lord Get sexy, sexy Get funky and dance Love me, baby, love me nice Don't make it once Can you make it twice I like it People, people We got to get over Before we go under People, people Well, well, well Before we go under Turn on your funk motor I know it's tough Turn on your funk motor Until you get enough Hey, give yourself a Chance to come through Tell yourself, I can Do what you can do Hey, listen to the man I'm the Godfather Payback, cold-blooded People, people People, people Hey, people, people Don't you see what's going on People, people We got to get together Get on the good foot Change it, yeah Got to get together And get some land Raise our food just like the man Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey I got to say it again We got to get together And buy some land Raise our food just like the man Save our money, do like the Mob Put up your fight right on the job We gotta get over Before we go under Time's getting short, Lord Country, do you know Just what I meant We just changed, we got A brand new funky President I need to be the Mayor So I could change Some things around here I need to be the Governer I need to be the Governer =============================================================================== * ARTIST: JAMES BROWN * SONG: THE PAYBACK * ALBUM: "THE PAYBACK" (1974) Hey, gotta, gotta payback Revenge I'm mad Got to get back Need some get back Payback, payback That's it, payback Revenge, I'm mad Get down with my girlfriend That ain't right Hollering, cussing You wanna fight Payback is a thing You got to see Brother, do any Damn thing to me Sold me out for chicken change (Yes, you did) told me that they They had it all arranged You had me down and that's a fact Now you punk, you gotta get Ready for the big payback (The big payback) that's where I am The big payback (the big payback) I can do wheeling I can do dealing (yes, you can) But I don't do no damn squealing I can dig rapping, I'm ready I can dig scrapping But I can't dig That backstabbing (oh, no) Brother, get ready That's a fact Get ready, you Mother For the big payback, hey Let me hit em Hit em, Fred, hit em Hey, hey, Lord You took my money You got my honey Don't want me to see What you doing to me I got to get back I got to deal with you Got to deal with you I gotta deal with you Hey, let me tell you Get down with my woman That ain't right You hollering and cussing You wanna fight Don't do me no darn favor I don't know karate But I know ka-razor (Yes, we do) hey Get ready, that's a fact Get ready, you mother For the big payback (The big payback) Hey, I'm a man, I'm a man I'm a son of a man But don't they tell you Then Papa can Get ready for the big payback Hey, hit me again Lord, Lord, yeah Get ready, I need it I need a hit again Say it once, say it once Hit me again, Lord (The big payback) Sold me out for chicken change Said my woman had it all arranged Trying to make a deal She wants to squeal But I had my boys on her heels Saw me coming, told a lie Went down like you wanted to cry I don't care what she does She'll be doing just like she was Take those kids and raise them up Somebody teach em to be rightous tough Take her, take that woman It's one place she found Just run that mother out of town Make her get up Make her get up, get out Make her get up Make her get up, get out I'm mad, I want revenge I want revenge (the big payback) My patience ends on revenge My patience ends on revenge I want revenge, I want revenge (The big payback) Can I get some hits I need those hits I need those hits, hit me Lord, need those hits Carry on, carry on =============================================================================== * ARTIST: THE JBS * SONG: GRUNT * ALBUM: "FOOD FOR THOUGHT" (1972) There are no lyrics to this song. Instrumental only. =============================================================================== * ARTIST: LYN COLLINS * SONG: ROCK ME AGAIN AND AGAIN * ALBUM: "CHECK ME OUT IF YOU DON'T KNOW ME" (1975) Take your time and make me love you good Take your time and make me love you good Take your time and make me love you good Take your time and make me love you good Love me til I want no more Make me feel the spirit til I have to go Rock me again and again and again and again and again and again Rock me again and again and again and again and again and again Rock me again and again and again and again and again and again Rock me again and again and again and again and again and again Show me what you feel when you hold me close Let me see you twist and give me a sexy dose Rock me again and again and again and again and again and again Rock me again and again and again and again and again and again Rock me again and again and again and again and again and again Rock me again and again and again and again and again and again Rock me baby, make my face get soaking wet Rock me, lord baby, bout to work me to death Rock me baby, like my back aint got no bone Rock me good, good bad, then leave me alone Rock me again and again and again and again and again and again Rock me again and again and again and again and again and again Rock me again and again and again and again and again and again Rock me again and again and again and again and again and again =============================================================================== * ARTIST: LYN COLLINS * SONG: THINK ABOUT IT * ALBUM: Hey, fellas I'm talking to you, you and you too Do you guys know who I'm talking to Those of you who go out and stay Out all night and half the next day And expect us to be home When you get there But let me tell you something The sisters aren't going for that no more Cause we realize two things That you aren't doing anything for We can do better by ourselves So from now on, we gonna use What we got to get what we want So, you'd better think, think Now's the time when we have ? That's the thing I never will forget Now baby, I got a whole lot to give And a whole lotta loving That a woman could give, yeah But before I give it up, I gotta think Think what the future holds for me Just go ahead and see I don't need no heartache Can't stand no misery Let me think, think It takes two to make a thing go right It takes two to make it outta sight All right, yeah Don't say it's easy Just plain living Sometimes it's kinda tough If it's not in your vision Don't make no decision Hey, yeah, all right So lay the cards on the table When it comes to taking care of me I know I'm able You may not call it true But I won't do nothing that you won't do Said I won't do nothing that you won't do So think about the good things Come on and think about the right things You got to think about me too Come on and think, think about you Come on and think about the good things Come on and think about the right things Come on and think about me too..... =============================================================================== * ARTIST: MACEO & THE MACKS * SONG: CROSS THE TRACKS (WE BETTER GO BACK) * ALBUM: [Lyrics Unavailable] =============================================================================== * ARTIST: MACEO & THE MACKS * SONG: SOUL POWER 74 * ALBUM: "US" (1974) [Lyrics Unavailable] =============================================================================== * ARTIST: SIR JOE QUARTERMAN & FREE SOUL * SONG: (I GOT) SO MUCH TROUBLE ON MY MIND * ALBUM: "SIR JOE QUARTERMAN & FREE SOUL" [Lyrics Unavailable] =============================================================================== * ARTIST: WAR * SONG: LOW RIDER * ALBUM: "WHY CAN'T WE BE FRIENDS?" (1975) All my friends know the low rider The low rider is a little higher Low rider drives a little slower Low rider is a real goer Low rider knows every street yeah! Low rider is the one to meet yeah! Low rider dont use no gas now Low rider dont drive to fast Take a little trip Take a little trip Take a little trip and see Take a little trip Take a little trip Take a little trip with me |=============================================================================| | G. Playback FM Lyrics (SAPFM) | |=============================================================================| ** Thanks to Icicle for letting me use these lyrics ** 1. Title: (Road to the Riches) Artist: (Kool G) When I was five years old I realized there was a road At the end I will win lots of pots of gold Never took a break, never made a mistake Took time to create cos there's money to make To be a billionaire takes hard work for years Some nights I shedded tears while I sent up prayers Been through hard times, even worked part time In a ?seafood? store sweepin floors for dimes I was sort of a porter takin the next man's order Breakin my back for ?a shack for headquarters? All my manpower for four bucks an hour Took the time, I wrote rhymes in the shower Shoes are scoffed cos the road gets rough But I'ma rock it til my pockets ain't stuffed enough All the freaks wouldn't speak cos my checks was weak They would turn the other cheek so I started to seek A way to get a play, and maybe one day I'll be performin up a storm for a decent pay No matter how it seems I always kept the dream All the girlies scream and suckas get creamed Dreamed about it for five years straight Finally I got a break and cut my first plate The road ain't yellow and there ain't no witches My name is Kool G Rap, I'm on the road to the riches I used to stand on the block sellin cooked up rock Money bustin out my sock cos I really would clock They were for kind of fiends bringin jackets and jeans Magazines, anything, just to hustle for beans The cash was comin fast, money grew like grass People hungry for the blast that don't even last Didn't want to be involved but the money will getcha Gettin richer and richer, the police took my picture But I still supplied, some people I knew died Murders and homicides for bottles of suicide Money, jewelry, livin like a star And I wasn't too far from a Jaguar car In a small-time casino, the town's Al Pacino For all of the girls, the pretty boy Valentino I shot up stores and I kicked down doors Collecting scars from little neighborhood wars Many legs I broke, many necks I choked And if provoked I let the pistol smoke Loyal members in a crew now down with the game Sellin nickels and dimes, sunshine or rain What I had was bad from my shoes to my pad In the first time in my life loanin money to dad Now the table's turned and my lifestyle switches My name is Kool G Rap, I'm on the road to the riches ?A thug a-mugs? for drugs, he eventually bugs Lookin for crack on carpets and rugs ?The squealers tells? but the dealer still sells Little spoiled kids inheritin oil wells I was the type on the opposite side Of smokin the pipe, in a beef I got hype Cos rags to riches switches men to witches Become stitches, body bags in ditches Bloodshed, I painted the town red People fled as I put a dread's head to bed That mean's dead, in other words deceased Face got erased, bullets got released Bombs were planted, the kids were kidnapped In fact that was a way to get back At enemies who tried to clock G's on my block, now they forever knock Z's Plans of rampages went for ages Some got knocked and locked inside cages Some bit the dust for crumbs and crusts In God We Trust, now rots to rust Plus caps to cops, policeman drops You blew off his top when the pistol went pop Troopers, soldiers, rollin like boulders Eyes of hate and their hearts get colder Some young male put in jail His lawyer so good his bail is on sale Lookin at the hourglass, how long can this power last? Longer than my song but he already fell He likes to eat hardy, party Be like John Gotti, and drive a Maserati Rough in the ghetto, but in jail he's Jello Mellow, yellow fellow, tell or hell, hello One court date can turn an outlaw to an inmate But just ?stay?, ship him upstate by the Great Lakes And than a-wait and wait and wait Til he breaks, that's all it takes So he fakes to be a man, but he can't stand On his own two feet because now he's in a new land Rules are different and so is life When you think with a shank, talk with a knife Not my lifestyle so I made a U-turn More money I earn, more money to burn Pushin all buttons, pullin all switches My name is G. Rap, I'm on the road to the riches +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ 2. Title: (Warm It Up Kane) Artist: (Big Daddy Kane) Come, get some, you little bum I take the cake but you can't get a crumb from the poetic, authentic, superior Ultimate - and all that good s**t I'm the original, Asiatic, acrobatic There you have it, now get dramatic Creatin drama when I'm on the scene And I pack em in mean, like Bruce Springsteen I profile a style that's mild and meanwhile put on trial a rap pile to exile Make you tumble and stumble, in a rumble just CRUMBLE And I'm still calm and humble You need another helpin hand to swing on I stand alone, but still you gotta bring on your Batman and Robin, Cagney and Lacey Starsky and Hutch, but they still can't face me And if may make this one thing here clear that's for you not to come near, PERIOD So I ain't buggin or delirious My swift tongue's like a sword, that's how severe it is And I can slice and dice a Fisher Price MC that thought he was nice into Minute Rice Single-handed, I ain't with that band stuff Cause Cee'll scratch a record like flakes of dandruff And the mic I ravage, not like a savage but in my own way of doin damage As I design the genuine line Now who flattop rules in eighty-nine? Warm it up, Kane (16 times) Take two other men with soul that you probably know Deadly as Scarface, but bright as the Cosby show Don't attack rappers, but make everyone hush They step to me, but can't stop the bumrush I make material, rich and imperial The unique technique I speak is all original You like to sag and drag and gag Same old same old, but Poppa's Got a Brand New Bag So put the mic down boy, you can't work it Due to wack lyrics, it's bout to short circuit So toss the sauce across to the boss, no remorse You lost, with force, of course, a holocaust First I caught ya, then put ya through torture You moved wrong my son, so I taught ya Just like a guardian, that put your body in the mood to groove with the smoove way that I'm partyin Competition may find it spectacular Scheme and fiend to take a bite like Dracula and waste the taste, cause ain't no sugar here So come near if you dare, you BOOGA BEAR You start hallucinatin like Magic The wrath gets tragic, but Kane won't have it Cause you tried to juice me when you're bluffin Slowed the pace, so I had to start rushin So pick a VC date, cause you're history Here comes Kane Scoob Scrap Jay and Mister Cee And this is one thing to us we ain't new to The crew'll cast a spell on the crowd just like voodoo I'm the man you can't hold back and all competition appears to be weak I meant to say wack, a vision of blur Just them thinkin I'm competitin, I say, "Huh!" Warm it up, Kane (16 times) Genuine for eighty-nine, you know what I'm sayin? As I give a shout out to my man Tony A Tony P, Sally Sal and the whole Libra Digital posse Can't forget my man Yawnski and Smooth the Barber, you know what I'm sayin? Also, I gotta say whassup to Born True, B-Boy, and my man big Jay Cee The whole rest of the crew, Scoob Lover my brother Scrap Lover, and DJ Mister Cee Can't forget Supreme, Abu, MelQuan and Shabazz Wally D, and the rest of the brothers and of course my little brother the Little Daddy Shane Manditory end of the story, you know what I'm sayin? Peace +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ 3. Title: (The Godfather) Artist: (Spoonie Gee) I'm the godfather... of rap Well let's get this straight, there's no contest So now you people know don't have to guess I'm not tha king of rap, not lord, not prince I was a young kid rapper that I've been rapping ever since I was just a young bub, I didn't care what mc's did Before ??? cause I'm the godfather I caught silly young ladies, two just chilled They never said no to me - always say that they will do Whenever I want them to - when I confront them to Watch where ya're walkin', or just might browl to I never rule them, I only school them But if they ever try to fool me That's when I foo them I'm tha godfather Long time to be chillin', just to make money I rapped on stage, check my voice for your honey Cause I'm rappin', and I'm not stoppin' MC baby, who love stand hip-hopin' so don't tease me, just kiss me If ya already had a pimp, ya gonna miss me I'm just a brother so what's upsaid Cause it's a pretty ladies, I mean top like this Ya know I'm the godfather They say that I'm an mc some say that I'm a proud I changed my style people just didn't know it yet I had to tell them I might kill them you mess with me I'm sick your ass then swell them Woah like on the phone, I'm 'bout to take charge At the station for the new car in my garage They want to cruise me, they don't move me See my bankroll they want to try to use me But I'm no fool never losin' my cool But for me to darkness I make the young ladies drool I'm not braggin' tellin' you what I'm about Young ladies no babies and marriage bout But if you insist you can't convince your house are mine Night or day we'll be fine So let's get with it, so that I can't hit it After an hour or two me and you can just quit it I'm the godfather There's no need to be smokin' when the fire is out So take your hand off your hip and let's work out No leanin' on the wall no standin' around So are you ready (for what ?!) for the beat in me now Because people can't see me so people want to be me Pretty young ladies want L Blue Spoon The beat so fair so ate 9 o'clock in the morning If they're playin' they'll call the cops cause I'm the godfather I'm the godfather You got rockin' beat no stoppin' beat Some roars have things pumpin' beat All the rest of my time Jerry knows my side I'm so dip that's why I keep all girls in your mind I'm not dedicate this at the top of this Say cool you bring, don't break the rules if you wanna get this Respect me brother rapper recorded on the show Ya could stare, cause I don't care it's just long you know I'm the godfather Now you be jumpin' your heart will be thumpin Intendin' rappin', swearin' hip hopin' Off your face, all know the place Easely scatty standin' in pace Don't stand around, your face road in my clan This is the season no prisonner can't get down So get all the world, let's up these words Boogie down to the beat just give it to y'all No need to get hot money dispenser You can't have a good time cause it's so danger I'm the godfather... of rap +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ 4. Title: (Me and the Biz) Artist: (Master Ace featuring BizMarkie) (Master Ace) Awww yeah! Uh, uh huh One two, microphone check one two Microphone check one two, mircophone check one two Tell you what I'm gonna do On and on and on is how the beat goes So sell the British Walkers and cut the afros And dance till the feeling is gone in your toes I wear shorts in the summer, Timberlands when it snows Sometimes I like to chill, sometimes I like to mingle Sometimes I get the fever for the flavor of a single Sexy young slimmy, but not too young, though That's because Jimmy might end up on death row Now this here jam is like a special kind of song It's not too short, but then again it's not too long I brought someone with me, someone you might know He's bound to wreck your body from the tip of your toe All the way up to your last hair folicle (Biz Markie) Hey hey hey, it's me the diabolical Yes, y'all and, it's time for me to fall in To a funky beat to make you have a ball and Jump, make you move your rump on the floor and like pump C'mon don't be a chump, I see four and maybe five Live party people but the rest did not survive (Why?) They had a cardiac arrest Now rocking microphones is something I do daily and Making people dance like if I was Albert Alien People just love it when the Biz starts to play With my (beatboxing), and by the way Skeezing with a girl is something I get tricky And I'm the sneaky type to like slip a girl a Mickey And I live the type of life that's far from affordable Standing on the corner calling cuties on the portable Me and Master Ace is FONKY (Word to Miz) Yo, who is it Ace? (It's me and the Biz) It's me and the Biz (Repeat 4 times) (Biz Markie) Yo Ace, I got an, um, question Excuse me brother, but can you spare a dime? (Master Ace) Naw, but if you want, I can kick a funky rhyme All I need is a groove that's as smooth as a harp and I'm ready to talk nuff s**t like Al Sharpton I take the stage and engage in a page and My name is Master Ace and 22 is the age (Biz Markie) Yo, I'm the B-I-Z M and, like a lot of women Bought a new car because the first one was a lemon Oochie Louie Findy, me and Sexy Cindy Riding around the block as if I was in the Indy Everybody pointing cause I am the joint and They know it's me, because I'm the B-I-Z Sometimes I lie in bed all day and think about my life Should I just kick rap and settle down with kids and a wife? And get a regular job where I'm working 9 to 5 S**t, I'm the Biz and it's great to be alive (Master Ace) I'm making crazy hits, a winner never quits So those that used to diss me in the past are having fits But I just sit back and kick my feet up on the table Cause I'm able to rock a crowd without a cable Or a Cuban Link and (Yo, Lincoln wasn't Cuban!) So I still produce Def Jams like my name was Ricky Rubin M-A-S-T-E-R and this ain't store bought hip-hop from a jar and It sure ain't Stephanie Mills playing Dorothy in the Wiz It's me and the Biz It's me and the Biz (Repeat 4 times) (Master Ace) I'm a 100% proof and rag on the roof and Pulling crazy cuties without a gold tooth Wilding, styling, this land is my land (You're a) prisoner to my music like you was on Riker's Island A slim, soft-spoken brother from the ghetto My name is Master Ace and I thought that you should know You run your rhymes like a horse and force Extra booty lyrics on the crowd like you're the boss I think you'd better keep them to yourself Do it for yourself, put your lyrics back up on the shelf Now I'm going to pass it to the B-I-Z M-A-R-K-I-E Cause I know you want to see him (Biz Markie) Ah one two, one two, this is what I'm gonna do Keep the place jumping, get it wild like a zoo If anyone can do it, the B-I-Z can Peace to Marley Marl, Tagedy, and MC Shan And my cousin Cool V and, TJ Swan E and The Jungle Brothers swinging from a tree and EPMD and, Nice and Smooth B and MC Craig G and, Just I-C-E and The list goes on and on and on and on I go to Dapper Dan or Bennaton Hey hey, I got some shoutouts, I know you all bought my new album I know everybody in Brooklyn bought it Everybody in Jersey bought it Everybody in uptown bought it Eveerybody in Philidelphia and California and Florida bought my new album I'm Biz Markie, I'm down with my cousin Cool V, TJ Swan, Marley Marl... +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ 5. Title: (Children's Story) Artist: (Slick Rick) Uncle Ricky, will you read us a bedtime story? Please, huh, please? Allright, you kids get to bed, I'll get the storybook. Ya'll Tucked in? Yeah Here we go... Once upon a time, Not long ago, Where people wore pajamas and lived life slow, Where laws where stern and justice stood, And people were behavin' like they ought to - good, There lived a little boy who was misslead By another little boy, And this is what he said: "Me and you tike, we're gonna make some cash", "Robbin' old folks and makin' the dash", They did the job, Money came with ease, But one couldn't stop! It's like he had a disease, He robbed another and another, And a sister and a brother, Tried to rob a man who was a D.T. undercover, The cop grabed his arm, He started actin' eratic, He said: "Keep still boy, no need for static", Punched him in his belly and gave him a slap, But little did he know, The little boy was strapped, The kid pulled outta gun, He said: "Why'd you hit me?" The barrell was set straight for the cop's kidney, The cop got scared, The kid, he starts to figure: "I'll do years if I pull this trigger", So he cold dashed, And ran around the block, Cop radios in to another ladie cop, He ran by a tree, There he saw the sister, Shot for the head, He shot back but he missed her, Looked 'round good, And from excpectations, He decided he'd head for the subway stations, But, (what) She was comming and he made a left, He was running top speed, Till he was out of breath, Knocked and old man down, And swore he killed him, (sorry) Then he made his move to an abandonded building, Ran up the stairs up to the top floor, Opened up a door, There guess who he saw? (who) Dave! The dope fiend shootin' dope, Who don't know the meaning of water nor soap, He said: "I need bullets, hurry up, run!", The dope fiend rolled back a spankin' shot gun! He went outside but there were cops all over, THen he dipped into a car; A stolen nova, Raced up the block doin' 83, Crashed into a tree, Near University, Escaped alive, Though the car was battered, Rat-a-tat-tatered, And all the cops scattered, Ran out of bullets, And he still had static, Grabbed the pregnant ladie, And pulled out the automatic, Point it at her head, He said the gun was full of lead, He told the cops: "Back off, or honey here's dead", Deep in his heart, He knew he was wrong, So he lets the ladie go, And he starts to run on, Sirens sounded, He seemed astounded, And, before long the boy got surrounded, He dropped his gun, So went the glory, And this is the way I have to end this story, He was only one teen in a madman's dream, The cops shot the kid, I still here him scream, This ain't funny, So don't ya' dare laugh, Just another case about the wrong path, Straight and narrow, Or your soul gets cast, Goodnite. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ 6. Title: (Rebel Without a Pause) Artist: (Public Enemy) Yes - the rhythm, the rebel Without a pause - I'm lowering my level The hard rhymer - where you never been I'm in You want stylin' - you know it's time again D the enemy - tellin you to hear it They praised the music - this time they play the lyrics Some say no to the album, the show Bum rush the sound I made a year ago I guess you know - you guess I'm just a radical Not a sabbatical - yes to make it critical The only part your body should be parting to Panther power on the hour from the rebel to you Radio - suckers never play me On the mix - just O.K. me Now known and grown when they're clocking my zone it's known Snakin' and takin' everything that a brother owns Hard - my calling card Recorded and orderd - supporter of Chesimard Loud and proud kickin' live next poet supreme Loop a troop, bazooka, the scheme Flavor - a rebel in his own mind Supporter of my rhyme Designed to scatter a line of suckers who claim I do crime Terminator X From a rebel it's final on black vinyl Soul, rock and roll comin' like a rhino Tables turn - suckers burn to learn They can't dis-able the power of my label Def Jam - tells you who I am The enemy's public - they really give a damn Strong Island - where I got 'em wild and That's the reason they're claimin' that I'm violent Never silent - no dope gettin' dumb nope Claimin' where we get our rhythm from Number one - we hit ya and we give ya some No gun - and still never on the run You wanna be an S.1 - Griff will tell you when And then you'll come - you'll know what time it is Impeach the president - pullin' out the ray-gun Zap the next one - I could be you're Sho-gun Suckers - don't last a minute Soft and smooth - I ain't with it Hardcore - rawbone like a razor I'm like a lazer - I just won't graze ya Old enough to raise ya - so this will faze ya Get it right boy and maybe I will praise ya Playin' the role I got soul too Voice my opinion with volume Smooth - no what I am Rough - cause I'm the man No matter what the name - we're all the same Pieces in one big chess game Yeah - the voice of power Is in the house - go take a shower boy P.E. a group, a crew - not singular We were black Wranglers We're rap stranglers You can't angle us - I know you're listenin' I caught you pissin' in you're pants You're scared of us dissin' us The crowd is missin' us We're on a mission boy Terminator X Attitude - when I'm on fire Juice on the loose - electric wire Simple and plain - give me the lane I'll throw it down your throat like Barkley See the car keys - you'll never get these They belong to the 98 posse You want some more son - you wanna get some Rush the door on a store - pick up the album You know the rhythm, the rhyme plus the beat is designed So I can enter your mind - Boys Bring the noise - my time Step aside for the flex - Terminator X +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ 7. Title: (I Know You Got Soul) Artist: (Eric B and Rakim) It's been a long time, I shouldn't have left you Without a strong rhyme to step to Think of how many weak shows you slept through Time's up, I'm sorry I kept you Thinking of this, you keep repeating you miss The rhymes from the microphone soloist And you sit by the radio, hand on the dial, soon As you hear it, pump up the volume Dance wit the speaker 'till you hear it blow, Then plug in the headphone 'cause here it go It's a 4 letter word when it's heard, it control your body to dance (You got it) soul, Ditects the tempo like a red alert Reaches your reflex, so let it work When this is playing, you can't get stuck wit The steps, so get set and I'm a still come up wit A gift to be swift, follow the leader, the rhyme will go Def wit the record that was mixed a long time ago It can be done but only I can do it For those that can dance and clap your hands to it I start to think and then I sink Into the paper like I was ink When I'm writing, I'm trapped in between the lines, I escape when I finish the rhyme... I got soul You got it (4 times) I know you got soul Picture a mic, the stage is empty A beat like this might tempt me To pose, show my rings and my fat gold chain Grab the mic like I'm on Soul Train But I'll wait 'cause I mastered this Let the others go first so the brothers don't miss Eric B. break the sticks (you got it) Rakim will begin when you make the mix I'll experiment like a scientist You wanna rhyme, you gotta sign my list 'Cause I'm a manifest and bless the mic I hold You want it next? then you gotta have soul 'Cause if you ain't got it, I'm a make an encore Take the mic, make the people respond for The R, 'cause that's the way it'll have to be If you wanna get on after me Think about it, wait, erase your rhyme Forget it and don't waste your time 'Cause I'll be in the crowd if you ain't controlling it Drop the mic, you shouldn't be holding it This is how it should be done This style is identical to none Some try to make it sound like this but you're getting me So upset that I'm wet 'cause you're sweating me I drip steam like a microphone fiend Eager to MC is my theme I get hype when I hear a drum roll Rakim is on the mic and you know I got soul You got it (5 times) I got soul (you got it) that's why I came To teach those who can't say my name First of all, I'm the soloist, the soul controller Rakim gets stronger as I get older Constant elevation causes expansion I write my rhyme while I cool in my mansion Then put it on tape and in the city I test it Then on the radio the R's requested You listen to it, the concept might break you 'Cause almost anyone can relate to... Whoever's out of hand, I'm give him handles Light 'em up, blow 'em out like candles Or should I just let him melt? Then give him a hand so they can see how it felt I'm not bold just cuz I rock gold Rakim is on the mic and you know I got soul You got it (4 times) Now I'm a stop to see what you got Get off the mic before I get too hot I want to see which posse can dance the best It should be easy 'cause the beat is fresh Now if your from Uptown, Brooklyn- bound, The Bronx, Queens, or Long Island Sound, Even other states come right and exact, It ain't where you're from, it's where you're at Since you came here, you have to show and prove And do that dance until it don't move 'Cause all you need is soul self-esteem will release, The rest is up to you, Rakim 'll say peace You got it (10 times) +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ 8. Title: (It Takes Two) Artist: (Rob Base and DJ EZ Rock) It takes two to make a thing go right It takes two to make it outta sight Hit it! I wanna rock right now I'm Rob Base and I came to get down I'm not internationally known But I'm known to rock the microphone Because I get stoopid, I mean outrageous Stay away from me if you're contagious 'Cause I'm the winner, no, I'm not the loser To be an M.C. is what I choose 'a Ladies love me, girls adore me I mean even the ones who never saw me Like the way that I rhyme at a show The reason why, man, I don't know So let's go, 'cause It takes two to make a thing go right It takes two to make it outta sight Hit it! My name is Rob, I gotta real funky concept Listen up, 'cause I'm gonna keep you in step I got an idea That I wanna share You don't like it? So what, I don't care I'm number one, the uno, I like comp Bring all the suckers 'cause all them I'll stomp Bold and black but I won't protect All of my followers 'cause all I want is respect I'm not a doctor, put them in rapture A slick brother that can easy outfox ya Cause I'm Rob, the last name Base, yeah And on the mike, I'm known to be the freshest So let's start, it shouldn't be too hard I'm not a sucker so I don't need a bodyguard I won't fess, wear a bulletproof vest Don't smoke buddha, can't stand sess, yes It takes two to make a thing go right It takes two to make it outta sight Hit it! The situation that the Base is in I'm kinda stingy that's why I don't wanna lend A funky rhyme to a foe or a good friend But listen up 'cause I want you to comprehend 'Cause I'm the leader, the man superior I take care of ya and then ya get wearier So just sit, my rhymes arenot counterfeit The record sells which makes this one a hit It won't hurt to listen to Red Alert Take off your shirt Make sure it don't hit the dirt I like the kids--the guys, the girls I want the ducats 'cause this is Rob Base's world I'm on a mission, ya better just listen To my rhymes 'cause I'm all about dissin' 'Cause It takes two to make a thing go right It takes two to make it outta sight Hit it! I stand alone, don't need anyone 'Cause I'm Rob, just came ot have fun Don't need friends that act like foes 'Cause I'm Rob Base, the one who knows About things that make ya get weary Don't cheer me, just hear me Out 'cause I got the clout--shout (Ho!) Before I turn the party out I won't stutter-- Project my voice, speak clearly So you can be my choice On stage or on record Go to the Wiz and select it Take it off the rack, if it's wack put it back I like the Whopper, f**k the Big Mac If you want static, so let's go So, throw upyour hands Go for what you know Bro', I got an ego Yo, talkin' to me? No Oh 'Cause Rob is in the front, EZ Rock is on the Back up We're not soft, so you better just slack up 'Cause I'm cool, calm just like a breeze Rock the mike with the help of EZ Rock on the set, the music plays Only cuts the records that I say It takes two to make a thing go right It takes two to make it outta sight Hit it! All right, now, EZ Rock now, when I count to three I want you ot get busy You ready now? One, two, three, get loose now! It takes two to make a thing go right It takes two to make it outta sight Hit it! +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ 9. Title: (B.Y.S.) Artist: (Gang Starr) I'm like a sniper rhymes'll strike ya when I'm rockin mad chicks be jockin' when the G Starr's talking And that's because my word is bond I get much fan mail and I always respond So tell your hon to write me too make sure she puts attention Mr. Guru Brothers know the flow is unique I got 100 wild styles in my black valise MC's wanna be me so they keep askin for me to teach 'em methods both slow and fast And others wanna act as if they're better but they only got one style which ain't all that clever I'm cooler than wind, harder than cold steel I get the ladies with more than just sex appeal A mystic psychic scanning all your thoughts I'll touch your soul and make your brain feel caught When my rapture traps ya and makes you mine You'll submit to the gift and to the lyrical lines So suckers realize that the size is too large when I come through I'm pullin' whole crews cards I be wreckin' correct and on the gangster tip MC's who front: Imma' gonna burst your s**t I wonder do you love it enough I'm steppin' rugged and tough, never to front or to bluff I got the fresh cut baldy, the brothers call me Guru the man yes with all the J-A-Z-Z-Y type essence, street type lessons manifesting the one who make the fly ladies feel pleasant Never forgettin' that to myself I'm true do what you want to but watch yourself though 'duke' I don't wanna hear all of that loud mouthing try to pull yours out when nothing comes out Then you'll see why you can't compete with me the notorious Guru of the Gang you see Starr stands for power like I said before I'm like the doctors cure slicker than Roger Moore I slide up to a crab MC like this tap 'em in the head with my mic like this I'll be revealing that you're weak to the world if you wish And I insist that if you persist then you get creamed, cuz Imma' get real steamed so don't you try to flex and try to look all mean Heyo check it that's dead that's it cuz all you phony ass rappers Imma' bust your s**t Now when you see me on the set you know I may unleash a lyric like a mad dog barking through the speaker Step off unless you wanna get torn up your raps worn out burned out f**ked up You locked up or maybe you locked out cuz at the battle last time you snuck out But now I'm rolling over you full blast I'm here to let you know no longer will the bull last MC's telling lies and poppin' all those myths Keep on fakin' moves and Imma'... +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ 10. Title: (The Vapours) Artist: (Biz Markie) Can you feel it Nothin' can save ya For this is the seaon of catchin' the vpors And since I got time, what I'm gonna do Is tell ya how to spread it throughout my crew Wel you all know TJ Swan who sang on my records Made the music, "Nobody Beats the Biz" Well, check it Back in the days before this began He usually tried to talk to this girl name Fran The type of female with fly Gucci wear With big trunk jewelry and extensions in her hair When Swan tried to kick it, she always fessed Talkin' about "Nigger, please, you work for UPS" Since he wasn't no type of big drug dealer My man TJ Swan didn't appeal to her But now he trucks gold and wears fly Valley boots Rough leather fashions and tough silk suits Now she stop frontin' an' wants to speak And be comin' to all the shows Every single weekend To get his beeper number, she'd be beggin' please Dyin' for the day to get skeezed She caught the vapors (4 times) I got another partner that's calm and plain He goes by the name of the Big Daddy Kane A mellow type of fellow that's laid back Back in the days, he was nothin' like that I remember when he used to fight every day What grown-ups would tell him he would never obey He wore his pants hangin' down and his sneakers untied And a rasta-type Kango tilted to the side Around his neighborhood, people treated him bad And said he was the worst thing his mom's ever had They said that he will grow up to be nothin' but a hoodlum Or either injail or someone would shoot him But now he's grown up, to their surprise Big Daddy got a hit record sellin' worldwide Now the same people that didn't like him as a child be sayin' Can I borrow a dollar, ooh, you're a star now They caught the vapors (4 times) Now I got a cousin by the name of Von Lee Better known to y'all as Cutmaster Cool V He cuts scratch, transform with finesse ...(cuts and scratches)...and all that mess Well I remember when he first started to rock And tried to get his job in a record shop He was in it to win it but the boss fronted Said, "Sorry Mr. Lee, but there's no help wanted" Now my cousin Von still tried on and on and on 'Til the like break of dawn To put this j-o-b in effect But they'd look right past him and be like "next" Now for the year of '88 Cool V is makin' dollars so my cousin's like straight He walks into the same record shop as before And the boss'll be like, "Von, welcome to my store" Offerin' him a job but naw, he don't want it Damn it feels goo to see people up on it 'Cause I remember when at first they wasn't Now guess what they caught from my cousin The vapors They caught the vapors (4 times) Last subject of the story is about Biz Mark I had to work for mine to put your body in park When I was a teenager, I wanted to be down With a lot of M.C.-deejayin' crews in town So in school on Nobel Street, I say "Can I be down, champ" They said no and treated me like a wet food stamp After gettin' rejected, I was very depressed Sat and wrote some def doo-doo rhymes at my rest When I used to come to parties they'd make me pay I'd have to beg to get on the mike and rap that day I was never into girls, I was just into my music They acted like I wanted to keep it Instead of tryin' to use it But now things switched without belief "Yo, Biz, do you remember me from Nober Street, chief? We used to be down back in the days" It happens all the time and never ceases to amaze They caught the vapors (4 times) +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ 11. Title: (Brand Nubian) Artist: (Brand Nubian) (Puba) Now who comin with that hot s**t? 'Once again' BRAND NUBIAN! (Puba) Who about to rock s**t? 'Once again' BRAND NUBIAN! (Puba) Super splashy with that head knot 'Once again' BRAND NUBIAN! (Puba) Seal it down cause it don't stop 'Once again' BRAND NUBIAN! (Grand Puba) Now as I blast off with my curricula, comin perpendicular Watch me kill it when I spill it, top bill it, shine like acryllic Actions manifest with the strategy of chess Hit you with more retardedness than the seed born from incest Since the scrotum I was that brother Ripped a hole in my daddy's rubber Swan dived into my mother Left behind a thousand others Caught one cat sittin in the egg, tossed him out he slid down the leg Born months later, I come ridin down the escalator The doctor tried to smack me but I caught him with a two piece My pops said, 'Son you did it right, aww man my shorty tight' Then he passed the brother a mic and ever since my flow been tight Come on -- you gotta be kidding me if you think Brand Nu' lost a step and if you do go get a late pass cause you cats done overslept Over two thousand emcees attend school at Haji Prep Brand Nubian brothers, A alike, B alike, plus we see alike Cause ain't nuthin but that blazeness when these brothers touch the mic (Jamar) Now who comin with that hot s**t? 'Once again' BRAND NUBIAN! (Jamar) Who about to rock s**t? 'Once again' BRAND NUBIAN! (Jamar) Super splashy with that head knot 'Once again' BRAND NUBIAN! (Jamar) Feel it now cause it don't stop 'Once again' BRAND NUBIAN! (Jamar) Now who comin with that hot s**t? 'Once again' BRAND NUBIAN! (Jamar) Who about to rock s**t? 'Once again' BRAND NUBIAN! (Jamar) Super splashy with that head knot 'Once again' BRAND NUBIAN! (Lord Jamar) The rap legend, never pushed a Legend, gripped the mic with my bredderns, like Kryptonite we steal your powers Like Black Steel in the Hour of Chaos we come back to reveal the seventh seal, the drum track's the soundtrack for war -- hardcore righteous, the nicest Comin with advice that's priceless, to help the crisis It was felt by some, you wouldn't like this Now we got you strung like you sniffin that white bi*ch Flippin the tongue, even at a high pitch, we run s**t like diarrhea, we burn that ass like gonorrhea You learn your past through the eyes of the overseer Me, I earn my cash tellin the truth They wanna make a felon out of every black youth My nigga Stick Man got the cracked tooth, steady yellin in the booth, we got big plans to make loot Waitin for the seeds we plant to take root (Sadat) Now who comin with that hot s**t? 'Once again' BRAND NUBIAN! (Sadat) Who about to rock s**t? 'Once again' BRAND NUBIAN! (Sadat) Super splashy with that head knot 'Once again' BRAND NUBIAN! (Sadat) Feel it now cause it don't stop 'Once again' BRAND NUBIAN! (Sadat) Now who comin with that hot s**t? 'Once again' BRAND NUBIAN! (Sadat) Who about to rock s**t? 'Once again' BRAND NUBIAN! (Sadat) Super splashy with that head knot 'Once again' BRAND NUBIAN! (Sadat) Feel it now cause it don't stop 'Once again' BRAND NUBIAN! (Sadat X) I'm here seven nights a week, no charge, and for two drink minimum, the Wild Cowboy number one With them C-Town and Manhattan street pose To they dancers on Thursday's for all the lost souls Laid out in bed she offering, don't want the pussy Fell for the hype but now I wanna stretch her cause her convo is slow, there's a lot of s**t she don't know But she young and firm, she'll learn We hit them niggaz in the middle of the month, check day And in a future life I will probably pay But who's to say, cause I'm right here today, and death to spray You wanna get some smoke see my man Jose You want somethin stronger got to wait a little longer From the Harley Houses to the Brasley Houses To my City Park youth throwin rocks off the roofs and my sons downtown, they don't give a f**k Let the flames off from inside of the truck (BLOW) My OT pipeline will stop your lifeline +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ 12. Title: (Critical Beatdown) Artist: (Ultramagnetic MCs) (Kool Keith) Well I'm the equalizer, known to be graphic I clear static, breakin up traffic Move, while I enter the groove I'm on top, and happy to prove to wack MC's who claim to be better than No way I'm frankly more clever than all of you, each and every one, my son Pay close attention I take your brain to another dimension Hold it, mold it, shape it You got a knife, yes I wanna scrape it up and down, sideways, any way I can be rude to you But I'll rap and be crude to you And eat up, toy ducks I beat up I am the oven your brains I wanna heat up Mega, supersonic degrees I come around, roastin MC's with fire, to burn the toy liar Raw meat, turn the flame higher Cook it, like a fish I'll hook it For any beat, it's time that I took it right, correctly to the top with the rhythm and as your head bop I'm hype, for the critical beatdown! (Ced Gee) I'm attacking them, my job is stacking them For every rapper, must I be smacking them once, or twice in the face With rough beats, producin the bass that blow out, cause power to go out Inner spark, I'm ready to blow out like this, altitude level Reachin forth, stompin every devil in sight, you might just wanna bite My illusions, mental confusions You're a mark, skulls I've been abusin Losin, any rapper who follow me Your girl loves me, now she wanna swallow me Back up, move on to the rear When I'm on the stage should be clear Speakin, goin ear to ear Places far, ducks would appear for the countdown, so you wait to rhyme and twist, stuttering, uttering Parkay, margerine, everything butter and another thing, you shoulda been a Muppet A toy boy, a fake scream puppet I'm takin titles, and punks better up it to me, Ced Gee on the mic, and I'm hype for the critical beatdown! (Kool Keith) Here's the K, combined the double-O Swing in the L, I'm ready to go as Keith, Rap General Chief Executive plus exquisitive Mandatory, capital statements I am the teacher, preaching what makes sense Class, you wasn't able to pass For any germ or lice who come last I'm boric, high computing acid Get off the mic and won't you please pass it to me, for a one-two check Give me a pound and lots of respect No hands, you dissapointing my fans You on reverb, and talking to cans Hello - how are you doing? I come to wreck, and parties I'll ruin with rhymes, pumpin up smoke Diesel advances makin them choke and cough up, the hard-headed I'll soften spongee, then after that drink a ? Roll the sess, the buddha with the ganji Puff up, while I make tough stuff up I'm Kool Keith, cold rippin MC's I'm hype - for the critical beatdown! |=============================================================================| | H. Radio Los Santos Lyrics (SARLS) | |=============================================================================| ** Thanks to VampireHorde for letting me use these lyrics ** Too Short - The Ghetto 2Pac - I Don't Give a Fuck Compton's Most Wanted - Hood Took Me Under Dr. Dre - Nuthin' But a "G" Thang Dr. Dre -- Fuck Wit Dre Day Dr. Dre - Deep Cover Kid Frost - La Raza Cypress Hill - How I Could Just Kill a Man The D.O.C. - It's Funky Enough NWA - Alwayz Into Somethin' NWA - Express Yourself Ice Cube - It Was a Good Day Ice Cube - Check Yo Self (The Message Remix) Eazy-E - Eazy-Er Said Than Dunn Above the Law - Murder Rap Da Lench Mob - Guerillas in tha Mist ************************* BOYZ IN THA HOOD ************************* --TOO $HORT - THE GHETTO-- ALBUM: SHORT DOG'S IN THE HOUSE Includes the hits "Pimpology" and "Ain't Nuthin' But A Word To Me" with Ice Cube. **LYRICS: Talking bout the ghetto...funky funky ghetto Trying to survive, trying to stay alive Chorus: The ghetto The ghetto (Talking bout the ghetto) The ghetto The ghetto (Funk funky ghetto) Even though the streets are bumpy, lights burned out Dope fiends die with a pipe in their mouths Old school buddies not doing it right Every day it's the same And it's the same every night I wouldn't shoot you bro but I'd shoot that fool If he played me close and tried to test my cool Every day I wonder just how I'll die Only thing I know is how to survive There's only one rule in the real world And that's to take care of you, only you and yours Keep dealing with the hard times day after day Might deal me some dope but then crime don't pay Black man tried to break into my house again Thought he got off early doing time in the pen Even though my brothers do me just like that I get a lot of love so I'm giving it back to the... Chorus So just peep the game and don't call it crap Cause to me, life is one hard rap Even though my sister smoked crack cocaine She was nine months pregnant, ain't nothing changed 600 million on a football team And her baby dies just like a dope fiend The story I tell is so incomplete Five kids in the house and no food to eat Don't look at me and don't ask me why Mama's next door getting high Even though she's got five mouths to feed She's rather spend her money on a H-I-T I always tell the truth about things like this I wonder if the mayor overlooked that list Instead of adding to the task force send some help Waiting on him I'd better help myself Housing Authority and the O.P.D. All these guns just to handle me in the... Chorus Even though they put us down and call us animals We make real big banks and buy brand new clothes Drive fancy cars make love to stars Never really saying just who we are We use alias names like TOO $HORT Sell you stuff you might kill for Young kids grow up and that's all they know Didn't teach him in school now he's slangin dope Only thing he knows is how to survive But will he kill another brother before he dies? In the ghetto, you keep one eye open All day long, just hoping and hoping You can pay your bills and not drink too much Then the problems of life you'll be throwing up Like me, but you don't see Ten years from now, where will you be? Chorus So much game in a Too $hort rap Blacks can't be white and whites can't be black Why you wanna act like someone else? All you gotta do is just be yourself We're all the same color underneath Short Dog's in the house you'd better listen to me Never be ashamed of what you are Proud to be black stand tall at heart Even though some people give you no respect Be intelligent, when you put em in check Cause when you're ignorant, you get treated that way And when they throw you in jail you got nothing to say So if you don't listen it's not my fault I'll be getting paid while you'll be paying the cost Sitting in the jailhouse running your mouth While me and my peoples try to get out ------------------------ --2PAC - I DON'T GIVE A FUCK-- ALBUM: 2PACALYPSE NOW Other classic tracks include "Crooked Ass N***a" and "Brenda's Got A Baby". But I would've preferred tracks from "Strictly For My N.I.G.G.A.Z." **LYRICS: I don't give a fuck They done push me to the limit the more I live I might blow up any minute, did it again Now I'm in the back of the paddy wagon While this cops bragging about the nigga he's jackin I see no justice All I see is niggas dying fast The sound of a gun blast Then watch the Hearst past Just another day in the life 'G' Gotta step lightly cuz cops tried to snipe me The catch, they don't wanna stop at the brother man But then they'll have an accident and pick up another man I went to the bank to cash my check I get more respect from the muthafuckin' dope man The Grammy's and the American music shows pimp us like hoes They got dough but they hate us though You better keep your mind on the real shit And fuck trying to get with these crooked ass hypocrites They way they see it, we was meant to be keep down Just can't understand why we getting respect now Mama told me they're be days like this But I'm pissed cause it stays like this And now they trying to send me off to Kuwait Gimme a break How much shit can a nigga take I ain't goin' nowhere no how What you wanna throw down Better bring your guns pal Cuz this is the day we make 'em pay Fuck bailin' hate I bail and spray with my A-K And even if they shoot me down There'll be another nigga bigger from the muthafuckin' underground So step but you better step quick Cause the clocks goin' tick and I'm sick of the bullshit You're watching the makings of a psychopath The truth didn't last Before the wrath and aftermath Who's that behind the trigger? Who'd do yah figure!? A muthafuckin night nigga Ready to buck and rip shit up I had enough and I don't give a fuck Niggas isn't just the blacks also a gang of muthafuckas dressed in blue slacks They say niggas hang in packs and their attitude is shitty Tell me, who's the biggest gang of niggas in the city They say niggas like to do niggas, Throw me in the cuffs with just two niggas A street walkin' nigga and a beat walkin' nigga with a badge I had to shoot yah and the pass for the blast take his cash And bash his head in dump him at the dead in And that's just his luck Cause a nigga like me don't really give a fuck Walked in the store what's everybody staring at They act like they never seen a muthafucker wearing black Following a nigga and shit Ain't this a bitch All I wanted was some chips I wanna take my business else where But where? Cause who in the hell cares About a black man with a black need They wanna jack me like some kind of crack fiend I wonder if knows that my income is more than His pension, salary and then some Your daughter is my number one fan And your trife ass wife wants a life with a black man So who's the mac in fact who's the black jack Sit back and get fat off the fat cat while he thinks that he's getting over I bust a move as smooth as Casanova And count another quick meal I'm getting paid for my trade but its still real And if you look between the lines you'll find a rhyme AS strong as a fuckin' nine Mail stacked up niggas wanna act up Let's put the gats up and throw your backs up But the cops getting dropped by the gun shot Use ta come but he's done, now we run the block To my brothers stay strong keep yah heads up They know we fed up But we they just don't give a fuck They just don't give a fuck I gotta give my fuck offs Fuck you to the San Francisco police department Fuck you to the Marin County Sheriff department Fuck you to the F.B.I Fuck you to the C.I.A Fuck you to the B-u-s-h Fuck you to the AmeriKKKa Fuck you to all you redneck prejudice muthafuckas And fuck yah Fuck Y'all Punk gay sensitive little dick bastards 2pacalypse muthafuckin' now Y'all can kiss my ass and suck my dick And my uncle Tommy's balls Fuck Y'all, Punks! ------------------------- --COMPTON'S MOST WANTED - HOOD TOOK ME UNDER-- ALBUM: MUSIC TO DRIVEBY Not as good as their album "A Compton Thang" but still recommended. FACT: Group member MC Eiht makes his debut as a voice actor in San Andreas. **LYRICS: I got another gang story to tell. Peep about how a black nigga was born in hell. And right then and there it's no hope cause a nigga can't escape the gangs and the dope. Damn! And when it's black on black that makes it shitty. Can't survive in the Compton city. And fool that's bet. Cause when you grow up in the hood you gots ta claim a set. Geah Its not that you want to but you have to. Don't be a mark, cause niggas might laugh you straight off the muthafuckin block. Can't deal with bustas so they asses get clocked. geah, who gives a fuck about another. Only got love for my fuckin gang brothers. Geah but I'm young so nobody would wonder That the hood would take me under. [scratching: always strapped and eager to peel a cap The hood done took me under.] Now I'm a few ages older got hair on my nuts and I'm a little bit bolder. And puttin in work, I has to do my fuckin part, I'm down for the hood and its planted in the heart. Fool. At school slappin on the girls asses Fuck the white education so I skip a lot of classes. Cause ain't no teaching a nigga white reality. Teach me the muthafuckin gang mentality. Pop pop pop, drops the sucker if he's from another hood I gots ta shoot the motherfucker. Geah I'm in it to win it and can't quit. Fool, and ready die for this shit. One times can't fade the gang tuff. Puttin my foot in your ass to make times rough. I'm the neighborhood terror but I never wondered that the hood would take me under. Chorus: +[police is hot, so I'm watching my back...] I guess I'll watch my back cause niggas jivin' Times heard this brother pulled a 187. Who I thought was my homie dropped the dime. So I gotta peel his cap with the nine. Fool, so if its on then its on, fuck ya G, because how the odds are looking, its either him or me. So I loads up the strap and I step cause my brain cells are dead and all I think is death. Revenge. That's what its all about. See the sucker take the motherfucker out. Stare the fool down with the eye contact. He try to swing so I draw on him with the gat. Blast was the sound that one times heard uh Nigga 25 to live for the murder. Was it worth it I've always wondered? Maybe if the hood didn't take me under. Geah, this going out to all the niggas, It's going out to my niggas. It's going out to all the niggas, My nigga Mike T ------------------------ --DR DRE - NUTHIN' BUT A "G" THANG-- ALBUM: THE CHRONIC For all you late people, the album has been remastered and warrants a second purchase. Don't start your GTA: San Andreas music collection without buying this album first! LYRICS: One, two, three and to the fo' Snoop Doggy Dogg and Dr. Dre are at the do' Ready to make an entrance, so back on up (Cause you know we 'bout had to rip shit up) Gimme the microphone first, so I can bust like a bubble Compton and Long Beach together, now you know you in trouble Ain't nuthin' but a G thang, baby Two loc'ed niggas so we're crazy Death Row is the label that pays me Unfadable, so please don't try to fade this (Hell yeah) But back to the lecture at hand Perfection is perfected, so I'm 'a let 'em understand From a young G's perspective And before me dig out a bitch I have ta' find a contraceptive You never know she could be earnin' her man, And learnin' her man, and at the same time burnin' her man Now you know I ain't wit that shit, Lieutenant Ain't no pussy good enough to get burnt while I'm up in it (yeah) Now that's realer than real - deal Holyfield And now all you hookas and ho's know how I feel Well if it's good enough to get broke off a proper chunk I'll take a small piece of some of that funky stuff It's like this and like that and like this and uh It's like that and like this and like that and uh It's like this and like that and like this and uh Dre, creep to the mic like a phantom Well I'm peepin', and I'm creepin', and I'm creepin' But I damn near got caught, 'cause my beeper kept beepin' Now it's time for me to make my impression felt So sit back, relax, and strap on your seatbelt You never been on a ride like this befo' With a producer who can rap and control the maestro At the same time with the dope rhyme that I kick You know, and I know, I flow some ol funky shit To add to my collection, the selection Symbolizes dope, take a toke, but don't choke If ya' do, ya' have no clue O' what me and my homey Snoop Dogg came to do It's like this and like that and like this and uh It's like that and like this and like that and uh It's like this, and we ain't got no love for those So jus' chill, 'til the next episode Fallin' back on that ass with a hellified gangsta' lean Gettin' funky on the mic like a' old batch a collard greens It's the capital S, oh yes, the fresh N - double O - P D - O - double G - Y D - O - double G ya' see Showin' much flex when it's time to wreck a mic Pimpin' ho's and clockin' a grip like my name was Dolomite Yeah, and it don't quit I think they in a mood for some mothafuckin' G shit So Dre (What up Dogg?) We gotta give 'em what they want (What's that, G?) We gotta break 'em off somethin' (Hell yeah) And it's gotta be bumpin' (City of Compton!) It's where it takes place so I'm a ask your attention Mobbin like a mothafucka but I ain't lynchin Droppin' the funky shit that's makin the sucka niggaz mumble When I'm on the mic, it's like a cookie, they all crumble Try to get close, and your ass'll get smacked My mothafuckin homie Doggy Dogg has my back Never let me slip, 'cause if I slip, then I'm slippin' But if I got my Nina, then you know I'm straight trippin' And I'm a continue to put the rap down, put the mack down And if your bitches talk shit, I have ta' put the smack down Yeah, and ya' don't stop I told you I'm just like a clock when I tick and I tock But I'm never off, always on, 'til the break dawn C - O - M - P - T - O - N, and the city they call Long Beach Puttin' the shit together Like my nigga D. O. C. , no one can do it better Like this, that and this and uh It's like that and like this and like that and uh It's like this, and we ain't got no love for those So jus' chill, 'til the next episode -------------------------- --DR DRE - FUCK WIT DRE DAY-- ALBUM: THE CHRONIC Also known as "Dre Day". FACT: The music video and song was a complete diss to former NWA- bandmate Eazy-E, Tim Dog, and Luke (whoever those last two are). **LYRICS: Yeah, Mista Busta, where the fuck you at? Can't scrap a lick, so I know ya got your gat Your dick on hard, from fuckin your road dogs The hood you threw up with, niggaz you grew up with Don't even respect your ass That's why it's time for the doctor, to check your ass, nigga Used to be my homey, used to be my ace Now I wanna slap tha taste out yo mouth Nigga bow down to the Row Fuckin me, now I'm fuckin you, little hoe Oh, don't think I forgot, let you slide Let me ride, just another homicide Yeah it's me so I'm a talk on Stompin on the 'Eazy'est streets that you can walk on So strap on your Compton hat, your locs And watch your back cause you might get smoked, loc And pass the bud, and stay low-key B.G. cause you lost all your homey's love Now call it what you want to You fucked wit me, now it's a must that I fuck wit you Yeah, that's what the fuck I'm talkin about We have your muthafuckin record company surrounded Put down the candy and let the little boy go You know what I'm sayin, punk motherfucker (We want Eazy, we want Eazy) Bow wow wow yippy yo yippy yay Doggy Dogg's in the muthafuckin house Bow wow wow yippy yo yippy yay Death Row's in the muthafuckin house Bow wow wow yippy yo yippy yay The sounds of a dog brings me to another day Play, with my bone with ya jimmy It seems like you're good for making jokes about your jimmy But here's a jimmy joke about your mama that you might not like I heard she was the 'Frisco dyke But fuck your mama, I'm talkin about you and me Toe to toe, Tim M-U-T Your bark was loud, but your bite wasn't vicious And them rhymes you were kickin were quite bootylicious You get with Doggy Dogg oh is he crazy? With ya mama and your daddy hollin' Bay-Beh So won't they let you know That if you fuck with Dre nigga you're fuckin wit Death Row And I ain't even slangin them thangs I'm hollin' one-eight-seven with my dick in yo mouth, beeyatch Yeah nigga, Compton and Long Beach together on this motherfucker So you wanna pop that shit get yo muthafuckin cranium cracked nigga Step on up. Now, we ain't no muthafuckin joke so remember the name Mighty, mighty D-R. Yeah, MOTHERFUCKER! Now understand this my nigga Dre can't be touched Luke's bendin over, so Luke's gettin fucked, busta Musta thought I was sleazy Or though I was a mark cause I used to hang with Eazy Animosity, made ya speak but ya spoke Ay yo Dre (What up?) Check this nigga off loc If it ain't another ho that I gots ta fuck with Gap teeth in ya mouth so my dick's gots to fit With my nuts on ya tonsils While ya on stage rappin at your wack-ass concerts And I'm a snatch your ass from the backside To show you how Death Row pull off that who-ride Now you might not understand me Cause I'm a rob you in Compton and blast you in Miami Then we gon' creep to South Central On a Street Knowledge mission, as I steps in the temple Spot him, got him, as I pulls out my strap Got my chrome to the side of his White Sox hat You trying to check my homey, you better check yo self Cause when you diss Dre you diss yourself, MOTHERFUCKER Yeah nigga... Yeah, nine-deuce Dr. Dre, dropping chronic once again It don't stop, Punishing punk motherfuckers real quick like Compton style nigga, Doggy Dogg in the muthafuckin house, yeah Long Beach in the muthafuckin house, yeah Yeah, straight up, really doe Breakin all you suckaz off somethin real proper like You know what I'm sayin? All these sucka ass niggaz can eat a fat dick Yeah Eazy-E Eazy-E Eazy-E can eat a big fat dick Tim Dog can eat a big fat dick Luke, can eat a fat dick, yeah... ------------------------- --DR DRE - DEEP COVER-- ALBUM: DEEP COVER ORIGINAL SOUNDTRACK FACT: This was Snoop Dogg's first "single" with Dr Dre. 1-8-7 on an undercover cop! **LYRICS: Tonight's the night I get in some shit, (Yeah) Deep cover on the incognito tip. Killin' motherfuckers if I have to, Peelin' caps too, cause you niggas know I'm comin' at you. I guess that's part of the game, But I feel for the nigger who think he just gon' come and change things With the swiftness, so get it right, with the quickness, And let me handle my business, yo. I'm on a mission and my mission won't stop Until I get the nigger maxing at the top. I hope you get his ass before he drops. Kingpin kicking back while his worker's sling his rocks Coming up like a fat rat. Big money, big cars, big body guards on his back. So it's difficult to get him. But I got the hook up with somebody who knows how to get in contact with him. Hit him like this and like that, Let 'em know that I'll make it for a big fat dope sack What is this pen? So let's rush it. If you want to handle it tonight we'll discuss it On the niggas time, in the niggas place, Take a strap just in case one of his boys recognize my face. Cause he's a sheisty motherfucker, But I gives a fuck, cause I'm going deep cover. Yeah, and you don't stop (cause it's 1 - 8 - 7 on an undercover cop) Yeah, and you don't stop (cause it's 1 - 8 - 7 on an undercover cop) Creep with me as I crawl through the hood, Maniac, lunatic, call 'em Snoop Eastwood Kickin dust as I bust fuck peace And, the mothafuckin drug police You already know I gives a fuck about a cop So why in the fuck would you think that it would stop Plot, yeah, that's what we's about to do Take your ass on a mission with the boys in blue Dre, (What up Snoop?) Yo I got the feelin Tonight's the night like Betty Wright, and I'm chillin Killin, feelin no remorse, yeah So lets go straight to the muthafuckin' source And see what we can find Crooked ass cops that be gettin niggaz a gang of times And now they wanna make a deal with me Scoop me up and put me on they team and chill with me And make my pockets bigger They want to meet with me tonight at 7 o'clock, so wassup nigger? What you wanna do? (What you wanna do?) I got the gauge, a Uzi and the mothafuckin 22 So if you wanna blast, nigga we can buck 'em If we stick 'em then we stuck 'em so fuck 'em!" Yeah, and you don't stop (cause it's 1 - 8 - 7 on an undercover cop) Yeah, and you don't stop (cause it's 1 - 8 - 7 on an undercover cop) Six fo' five was the time on the clock, When me and my homey bailed in the parking lot. The scene looked strange and it felt like a set up Better not be, cause if it is, they're getting lit up. Oh here they come from the back and they laxed. I'm checkin for the gats they strap, so what's up black? Chill, lets hit a deal, If it ain't up to what you feel then grab your steel. Right, so, what you motherfuckers gonna come at me with? Hope you ain't wantin' none of my grip. Cause you can save that shit. Guess what they told me? 'We give you 20 G's if you snitch on your homey, We'll put you in a home, and make your life plush, Oh yeah, but you got to sell dope for us. " Hmmm, let me think about it Turned my back and grabbed my gat and guess what I told him before I shot it If you don't quit, yeah, If you don't stop, yeah, I'm lettin' my gat pop' Cause it's 1 - 8 - 7 on an undercover cop Yeah, and you don't stop (cause it's 1 - 8 - 7 on an undercover cop) Yeah, and you don't stop (cause it's 1 - 8 - 7 on an undercover cop) -------------------------- --KID FROST - LA RAZA-- ALBUM: HISPANIC CAUSING PANIC A catchy tune that's easily forgettable. I enjoyed Gerardo's "Rico Suave" compared to this. (No disrespect to Frost!) LYRICS: Q-Vo, aqui estoy, MC Kid Frost Yo soy jefe, maton, yes the Big Boss My cuete's loaded, it's full of balas I put it in your face and you won't say nada Vatos, cholos, you call us what you will You say we are assassins an we are sent to kill It's in my blood to be an Aztec Warrior Go to any extreme and hold no barriers Chicano and I'm Brown and I'm proud Guantes, chingazos, simon tu sabes, get down Right now, in the dirt What's the matter? You afraid you're gonna get hurt? I'm with my homeboys, my camaradas Kicking back millaje, y pa mi no vale nada Yo soy chingon ese, like Al Capone ese Controlo a todos solo never try to swept me Some of you don't know what's happening que pasa It's not for you anyway, cuz this is for the Raza [Chorus x2] This for La Raza, Raza This for La Raza, Raza The form I'm speaking is known as Calo Y sabes que loco? Yo soy muy malo Tu no sabes nada y yo vienes halo Been hit in the head too many times with the palos Still you trying to act cool, but you should know You're so cool that I'ma call you a culo You're just a pee wee, you can't get it ever You're a leva Your own barrio doesn't back you up They just look at your ass and call you a poolbutt And so I look and I laugh and say que pasa Yeah, this is for the Raza [Chorus x2] Cruising in the calle, headed for the bolo No want to go with me, so I had to go solo And when I go out alone I'm packed I touch all that chavalas when they know that I'm strapped Everytime that I pack my piece I pull it out quick all the nonsense deceased Just like the song when you're 18 With A Bullet Got my finger on a trigger, I'm not afraid to pull it If it gets out of hand I know some mafiosos Quick to pull out cuetes on some stupid ass baboso Sitting there wondering what's happened, que pasa Yeah, this is for the Raza [Chorus x2] ------------------------- --CYPRESS HILL - HOW I COULD JUST KILL A MAN-- ALBUM: CYPRESS HILL This track is the standout track in the entire album. FACT: Rage Against The Machine later covered the song on live shows with Cypress Hill. **LYRICS: Hey don't miss out on what your passin You're missin the hoota of the funky Buddha Eluder or the fucked up styles to get wicked So come on as cypress starts to kick it Cuz we're like the outlaw stridin Suckers are hidin' Jump behind the bush when they see me driving by Hangin out my window And my magnum takin out some putos Acting kinda loco I'm just another local kid From the street getting paid for my vocals Here is something you can't understand How I could just kill a man [Chorus 4X] Here is something you can't understand [what does it All mean] How I could just kill a man I been doin' all the dumb shit, Yo, because I bet it's comin' from it I'm not gonna waste no time, Fuckin' around like I got ya hummin Hummin'... comin' at cha... And you know I had to gat ya. Time for some action, just a fraction of friction I got the clearance to run the interference Into your sattelite, shining a battle light, Swing out the gat, and I know that will gat ya right. Here's an example, just a little sample. How I could just kill a man! One-time tried to come in my home, Take my chrome, I said 'Yo, it's on. Take cover son, or get you're ass-out. How you like my chrome then I watched the rookie pass out. Didn't have to blast him, but I did anyway... Hahaha...that young punk had to pay So I just killed a man! Chorus It's gonna be a long time before I finish One of the many missions that I have to establish To light my spliff, ignite ya with these sights and if you ain't down: bullshit! Say some punk try to get you for your auto, Would you call the one-time, play the role model? No, I think you play like a thug Next hear the shot of a magnum slug Hummin', comin' at cha Yeah ya know I'm gonna gat ya How you know where I'm at when you haven't been where I've been, understand where I'm coming from. When you're up on the hill, in your big home I'm out here, risking my dome. Just for a bucket, or a fast ducat Just to stay alive, yo I gotta say 'fuck it'. Here is something you can't understand How I could just kill a man ----------------------- --THE D.O.C. - IT'S FUNKY ENOUGH-- ALBUM: NO ONE CAN DO IT BETTER A good rapper before he lost his vocal chords to an auto accident. FACT: D.O.C. was an "unofficial" member of NWA. **LYRICS: One, and here comes the two to the three and four Then I drop the beat I have in store Lay dynamics on the top like a rug Make it sound smooth and later make a dub An MC ate well, so that you can tell I am not illiterate, no not even a little bit Nothing like an idiot, get it? You want the record, cool I'm with it Let the rhythm take you, shake it cause it makes you As I turn the knob of the door you escape through Go in like a knot, don't be a puff And I let it play cause Dre's getting funky enough [CHORUS] It's getting funky, it's getting funky (Repeat 3x) Watch the smooth lyrics that take place If you want another reason why it must be funky Yo I am not a jackass meaning not a donkey So I will play the game like it should be played Drop the funk into the mix so the place will never fade Ship it the stations in your jurisdiction Others say I'm dope, and the others say I'm bitching No crowd can avoid the D-O to the C When I'm P-E-R-F-O-R-M-I-N-G On the stage, see the simple fact is I engulf And known, I rock a funky beat without a cord so It is my conclusion you will enjoy the fusion And I will ascend with the style I am using Knowing that it's tough and it's not a bluff I think I'll let it play cause Dre's hitting funky enough [CHORUS] Listen to the kick drop in with the click And with no rehearses I'm dropping funky verses Stupid with the bit that you think you are relying on You love it when it rattles is the fact that I'm buying on Suckers never come close cause of knowing There is no stopping the D.O.C. when I'm flowing But in the event that someone will try and juice this Stop him in his tracks, show him that I am Ruthless I don't give a damn, don't think that I am joking Cause I don't think he is funny when you're messing with my money Yo people tell me this: "Yo Dre you must stop him" But with no frills, so I just drop him Continue with the rhyme and make sure I get mine With no static cause that's all I need to get my nine, but Lessons have been learned now all kidding have been fronting Let it play when the people say "Dre yo you're getting funky enough" [CHORUS} Deal with the D-O to the C I'm your break so I can check around See who the hell who is sitting down I want all chairs off the floor And if he stands to the wall, show him the door And the PK nothing giving you something to rock to To go nonstop to, not have to look at the clock you Perceive, but can't believe you're being taken By a beat so cool you start shaking And shivering, cause I'm delivering the answer Haven't seen you're a hellified dancer You tried sitting but it just won't work Cause the beat is too fresh Don't even tell it won't be funky enough [CHORUS] And with the help of the Dr. Dre, kick it It's getting funky on the mix now, right (Repeat 4x) Put it in the needle, and drop it on the one, boy ------------------------- --NWA - ALWAYZ INTO SOMETHIN'-- ALBUM: EFIL4ZAGGIN Their efforts here are thwarted with the departure of Ice Cube but a good album regardless. **LYRICS: Nineteen ninety mothafuckin' 1 NWA's back in this mothafuckin' yo Takin' out all you commercialized ass niggaz And we're on this lay back track And we're doin' this well kinda smooth So what's you're gonna do Dre, Kick it! It's so on let the shit flow on Because I need somethin' to go off on The mothafuckin' D-R-E servin' a death wish So I'm a hit you like this Early in the morning hop into the Benz I got 44 ways of gettin' paid Sittin' in my lap as I roll off the Compton blocks To skoop up Ren I heard shots - 1 2 3, Then I see the nigga Hop in de Benz and it was Ren on the mothafuckin' trigger He got in the Benz and said "Dre I was speakin' to your bitch O'Shea" And as we roll on I seen the patrol on crip So we got ghost because they beat Me and Ren in a black CE, yo, Poppin' some funky shit by the D.O.C I gotta get paid, paid in a hurry see I gotta have it if I'm not paid fully I start takin', makin' sure my shit is steady bumpin' A niggaz ALWAYZ INTO SOMETHIN' I hear a dope beat Somebody told me to buck dead But if Dre didn't do it I can't fuck with it NWA is like a mix a fix a tricks Real niggaz with big dicks You're takin' a chance when you think that Talkin' under your breath won't lead to young death Fuckin' up shit and shit by the killin' For a nigga labeled as bein' a mothafuckin' Villain But you don't know me, a record can't tell ya I was so afraid I'd be a mothafuckin' failure Real niggaz gotta have top ranking I hooked up with 3 more niggaz and started makin' - Funky-ass shit for your system Might sound nice so it makes you wanna listen to a Sample of a ruthless organization But you don't want the confrontation Real niggaz don't play - Yella, Eazy, Me and the nigga nigga Dre Yo, alwayz makin' sure that my shit is steady pumpin' A niggaz ALWAYZ INTO SOMETHIN' Yeah, the world's most dangerous group Definitely in this mothafucka Sendin' a shout-out to all the niggaz out there Yo you can get in the pick up and suck the dick up 'till you hiccup You know what I'm sayin' Yo, cuz I'm a nigga for life And I really don't give a fuck I'm goin' for mine - Every time I see a fuckin' softy - Punk strong as coffee A nigga like that best to back up off me Yo, cuz these are the dayz and the times of the real nigga False niggaz, NWA'z toss' niggaz And that's on the real Cuz I'm a nigga that killz Again and again so tell 'em what's up Ren If I'm not no nothin' I don't feel like So I grab the 9 And the clip and go to murder muthafuckas at night Because I'm startin' to fade From sittin' in a cell with a crimerz too tragic it couldn't make bail So now they gotta hold me And listen to rehabilitations over and over Sayin' they told me But I don't give a fuck cuz I know my shit is pumpin' A niggaz ALWAYZ INTO SOMETHIN' ------------------------- --NWA - EXPRESS YOURSELF-- ALBUM: STRAIGH OUTTA COMPTON Do yourself a favor and buy the remastered version and start blasting "Fuck Tha Police" real loud from your Lowrider. **LYRICS: Yo man... There's a lot of brothers out there flakin' and perpetratin But scared to kick reality. Man you've been doing all this dope producing. You had a chance to show 'em what time it is... So what you want me to do? Express Yourself... I'm expressin' with my full capabilities And now I'm livin' in correctional facilities Cause some don't agree with how I do this. I get straight, meditate like a Buddhist I'm droppin' flava, my behavior is hereditary, But my technique is very necessary. Blame it on Ice Cube... Because he says it gets funky When you got a subject and a predicate. Add it on a dope beat And that'll make you think. Some suckaz just tickle me pink to my stomach 'Cause they don't flow like this one You know what? I won't hesitate to dis one or two before I'm through. So don't try to sing this! Some drop science While I'm droppin' English. Even if Yella makes it acapella I still express, yo, I don't smoke weed or a sess. Cause its known to give a brother brain damage. And brain damage on the mic don't manage Nuthin' But makin' a sucker and you equal. Don't be another sequel... Express Yourself... Express Yourself... Come on and do it... Express Yourself... Express Yourself... Come on and do it... Now, gettin' back to the PG. That's program, and it's easy. Dre is back. New jacks, I mean hollow, Expressin' ain't their subject Because they like to follow The words, the style, the trend, The records I spin. Again and again and again Yo, you on the other end. Whatch a brother playin' dope rhymes with no help. There's no fessin' and guessin' While I'm expressin myself. It's crazy to see people be What society wants them to be. But not me! Ruthless... Is the way to go They know. Others say rhymes that fail To be original. Or they kill where the hip hop starts, Forget about the ghetto And rap for the pop charts. Some musicians curse at home But scared to use profanity When up on the microphone. Yeah, they want reality. But you won't hear none. They rather exaggerate, a little fiction. Some say no to drugs and take a stand, But after the show they go lookin' for the dopeman. Or they ban my group from the radio. Hear NWA and say "Hell no!" But you know it ain't all about wealth. As long as you make a note to... Express Yourself... Express Yourself... Come on and do it... Express Yourself... Express Yourself... Come on and do it... Express Yourself... From the heart. Cause if you wanna start to move up the chart Then expression is a big part of it. You ain't efficient when you flow You ain't swift, movin' like a tortoise. Full of rigor mortis. There's a little bit more to show I got rhymes in my mind, and better like an embryo. Or a lesson - all of 'em expression And if you start fessin' - I got a Smith and Wesson For you. I might ignore your record Because it has no bottom. I get loose in the summer. When in spring and autumn It's Dre on the mic, gettin' physical. Doin' the job NWA is the lynch mob! Yes, I'm a cob? But you know you need this. And the knowledge is growin' Just like a fetus, or a tumor. But here's the rumor: Dre is in the neighborhood And he's up to no good. When I start expressin' myself, Yella, slam it! Cause If I stay funky like this I'm doin' damage. Or I'm a be too hyped, And need a straight jacket. I got knowledge and other suckers lack it. So, when you see Dre, a DJ on the mic, Ask what it's like. It's like we gettin' hype tonight. Cause if I strike It ain't for your good health. But I won't strike if you just... Express Yourself... Express Yourself... Come on and do it... Express Yourself... Express Yourself... Come on and do it... Express Yourself... Come on and do it... Come on and do it... Come on and do it... Come on and do it ------------------------ --ICE CUBE - IT WAS A GOOD DAY-- ALBUM: THE PREDATOR Pick up the newly remastered album. **LYRICS: Just waking up in the morning gotta thank God I don't know but today seems kinda odd No barking from the dog, no smog And momma cooked a breakfast with no hog I got my grub on, but didn't pig out Finally got a call from a girl wanna dig out Hooked it up for later as I hit the dough Thinking will I live, another twenty-fo' I gotta go cause I got me a drop top And if I hit the switch, I can make the ass drop Had to stop at a red light Looking in my mirror not a jacker in sight And everything is alright I got a beep from Kim and she can fuck all night Called up the homies and I'm askin y'all Which court, are y'all playin basketball? Get me on the court and I'm trouble Last week fucked around and got a triple-double Freaking brothers every way like M.J. I can't believe, today was a good day Drove to the pad and hit the showers Didn't even get no static from the cowards Cause just yesterday them fools tried to blast me Saw the police and they rolled right past me No flexin, didn't even look in a niggaz direction as I ran the intersection Went to Short Dog's house, they was watchin YO! MTV Raps What's the haps on the craps Shake em up, shake em up, shake em up, shake em Roll em in a circle of niggaz and watch me break em With the seven, seven-eleven, seven-eleven Seven even back do' little Joe I picked up the cash flow Then we played bones, and I'm yellin domino Plus nobody I know got killed in South Central L.A. Today was a good day Left my niggaz house paid Picked up a girl been tryin to fuck since the twelve grade It's ironic, I had the brew she had the chronic The Lakers beat the Supersonics I felt on the big fat fanny Pulled out the jammy, and killed the punanny And my dick runs deep, so deep, so deep put her ass to sleep Woke her up around one she didn't hesitate to call Ice Cube the top gun Drove her to the pad and I'm coasting Took another sip of the potion hit the three-wheel motion I was glad everything had worked out Dropped her ass off, then I chirped out Today was like one of those fly dreams Didn't even see a berry flashing those high beams No helicopter looking for a murder Two in the morning got the fat burger Even saw the lights of the Goodyear Blimp And it read Ice Cube's a pimp Drunk as hell but no throwing up Half way home and my pager still blowing up Today I didn't even have to use my A.K. I got to say it was a good day. ------------------------ --ICE CUBE - CHECK YO' SELF (The Message Remix)-- ALBUM: THE PREDATOR Why didn't they choose tracks from "Lethal Injection"? A track like "You Know How We Do It" would've been better than this. **LYRICS: So come on and chick-ity-check yo self before you wreck yo self You betta check yo self for you wreck yo self Cause I'm bad for your health I come real stealth Droppin bombs on ya moms, fuck car alarms Do without one mother nigga wit yo Alpine Sold it for six-o, always let tricks know And friends know, we got that indoe Yo I'm not a sucka, sittin in a House of Pain And no I'm not the butler, I'll cut ya Head-butt ya, you say you can't touch this And I wouldn't touch ya, punk motherfucker Here to let you know boy, oh boy I make dough, but don't call me Dough-Boy This ain't no fuckin motion picture A guy or bitch-a, my nigga get wit ya And hit ya, makin they yack to the neck So you better run a check CHORUS Tricks wanna step to Cube and then they get played Cause they bitch may pullin out a switchblade That's kinda trifle, cause that's a knife-o AK-47, assault rifle Hold the fifty, I'm nifty now, [Watch out now] I hate motherfuckers claimin that they foldin bank But steady talkin shit in the holdin tank First you wanna step to me, now your ass screamin for the deputy They send you to Charlie-Baker-Denver row, now the runnin up in ya slow You're God, used to be the Don Juan, now your name is just Twan Switch it, snap it, rollin your eyes and neck, you better run a check CHORUS Big dicks in ya ass is bad for your health If you're foul you better run a make on that license plate you coulda had a V8 Instead of a trey-eight slug to ya cranium I got six and I'm aimin em Will I bust or keep you guessin Cause fuck you and that shit ya stressin Bitch, get off the wood, you no good There goes the neighborhood hooker Go ahead and keep your drawers givin up the claps and who needs applause at a time like this, pop ya coochie and ya dead Bitch is a Miami Hurricane head Sprung, niggas call her lips and lungs Nappy dugout, get the fuck out Cause women like you gets no respect Bitch, you better run a check CHORUS Cause bitches like you is bad for my health Cause the Lench Mob is bad for ya health ------------------------- --EAZY-E - EAZY-ER SAID THAN DUNN-- ALBUM: EAZY-DUZ-IT A slammin' record! And the reason is because everybody else in NWA wrote Eazy's rhymes! What's up with that?!? **LYRICS: Yo man I don't think they heard you why don't you tell `em what ya name is. My name is Eazy yeah this is true keepin` your attention is what I'm gonna do hardcore yo I could never be soft askin` me my defin` they say the boy goes off fillin` up my memo with the touch of my rhyme suckaz stayin` with me cause they know the time quiet on the set because I'm about to begin and if you didn't hear me boy I'll tell you again my name is Eazy or just call me E but it doesn't really matter to me cause I'm the same person whether serious or rehearsin` I just gotta keep cursin` this is for the radio so I better chill they won't play it if I go get ill but I'm like that and that's an actually fact because the street is where my heart is at yo I don't do dope but I'm dope not a dope but I'm doper than anybody who tries to cope if the rhyme I'm dispayin` and the beat that's playin` yo you could try all day and you still won't match up with the Ruthless P.O.W. cause Eazy doin it Compton style that's the city and you say you could get some yo it's Eazy-er Said Than Dunn. Wooooooo! Wooooooo! Now it's easy for me to get my point across so listen up close if ya don't ya might get lost I'm not a role model or a Dr. Seuss yo I'm a gangsta and I'm about to get stupid I guess its time for the trauma with the E-A-Z-Y-E comma now that's drama so pay attention by the way I must mention I'm comin` off hard in the third dimension with the glare but you don't need no glasses to stare it'll probably take you in and it's just like your there with the E on the gangsta tip so if you think I'm a flip or slip don't even trip cause I'm a destroyer my homie Dre is a doctor not a lawyer Dope mc employer on Ruthless and that's my label to get the money, the women, the cars bust the fat cables boy, master rhymers of toys I mean str8 while ya suckin` with the girls enjoy you must be sick or ya lonely how ya gonna diss me if ya don't even know me Yo Ren What sup? get the gat show `em where it's at and that's just the sound and next time I'm peelin ya cap to let ya know where I'm comin` from Eazy said it and it shall Be Dunn. Wooooooo! Wooooooo! Radio jams are the part of the cycle Eazy-er Said Than Dunn yeah that's the title rubbin` the lady's only the fly ones ya know (Dr Dre: but would if she's ugly) Eazy come Eazy go don't ask to battle me home boy what's that you wanna battle me boy ya better be strapped cause where I'm from it ain't all about that playin` now that's what I'm sayin` Sevy thought that I was born in `73 now everybody wants to know the A-G-E girls on the tip fellaz too it seemed had everybody thinkin` I was only 15 the fellaz would annoy me the ladys would adore me and what was I to do I wishin` nothin` lady`s do cause the ladyz I luv `em nice and then soft I hate male groupies so just step the hell off I'm the real Eazy cause others be fakin` tryin` to game fame off the name I'm makin` sayin` on your records you could get some yo home boy its Eazy-er Said Than Dunn. Wooooooo! Wooooooo! ------------------------ --ABOVE THE LAW - MURDER RAP-- ALBUM: LIVIN' LIKE HUSTLERS A great rap group that never got the credit or notoriety they deserved. **LYRICS: When I sit down and write and recite for the mic I hold Make sure my beats are loud, and bold, and Cold 187, that is my name, makin it simple and plain Here to rearrange and change The things that I didn't do in the past Don't be surprised when you got a shotgun up your ass Perpetrators, that one was just for you I'm gonna leave ya in your seat remaining without a clue Glued to my style like a fiend on coke But if you say the wrong thing, I wash your mouth out with soap Dope is not the answer No, I'm not a Cancer No, I'm not a hero or zero But a Leo in stereo And this is not a demo K-oss and Go Mack be cuttin the flex tempo Fast (Now I got a murder rap) (Cause a brother like me said, well...) (4x) Yo, fingerprints ain't nothin without the murder weapon Keep steppin Homicide tried to sweat, but we let em have it You can see they fear through they tears Treat em like Robanes and give em some relief I feel action speaks louder than words and verbs And adjectives, I live the life, the given gift Not who's first, second or third Not he said or she said, or what you heard, nerd Cause when you live like that, your life is mangled In other words your life is all tangled Up, I'm not a sucker, always go for mine Powerlord that's hard from the start, and we will always (climb) To the top as I seek and achieve Sometimes that's even higher than the others believe I'm not a doctor on a board, I don't have a degree Not arrogant, egotistical, I'm the epitome Re-take, recline, keep suckers in line Transform into another world as I recite these rhymes 187, he's as hard as it comes And I don't have to brag about the size of my gun, son (Now I got a murder rap) (Cause a brother like me said, well...) (3x) Criminals don't use lyrics and define themselves as notorious Brothers gotta learn hip-hop anger rages inside themselves Your ??? will never resist to my contact K-oss and the homie G 187 breakin back, backbone of my group Fat kid in my posse, and I'm gettin loose Cause I'm takin out posses, causin bodily harm Makin moves to improve as I begin to brainstorm I'm not inferior, not takin no crap Last sucker tried to dis me, cold got his neck slapped Cause Power's my name, sometimes I'm insane And if I get too mad, I have to rearrange The position as a MC, that's the way it should be The way I get over, I use terminology That's comprehensive, redemptive That's evidently not related to the style that you hear everyday B-boy destroyin a toy, employin While the other suckers are depressed, I'm enjoyin What I'm doin, and ruin any insult of my position Tell em KM.G - they on a mission They on a mission They keep wishin you can't come off 187, you're a menace in your own mind So take heed and proceed with caution When he rhymes (Now I got a murder rap) (Here's a murder rap to keep ya dancin) (Now I got a murder rap) (Cause a brother like me said, well...) (Now I got a murder rap) (Cause a brother like me said, well...) (Now I got a murder rap) (Cause a brother like me said, well...) (Now I got a murder rap) (Here's a murder rap to keep ya dancin) (Now I got a murder rap) (Cause a brother like me said, well...) (Now I got a murder rap) (Cause a brother like me said, well...) (Now I got a murder rap) (Cause a brother like me said, well...) (Now I got a murder rap) (Here's a murder rap to keep ya dancin) (Now I got a murder rap) (Cause a brother like me said, well...) (I got a murder rap) ----------------------- --DA LENCH MOB - GUERILLAS IN THE MIST-- ALBUM: GUERILLAS IN THE MIST Don't be expecting a reunion with this group when the lead rapper is in prison for life. **LYRICS: Come down and beware of the black fist The guerillas straight mutherfucking killers is the mist Take a shot Buck Buck but you can't forge Never thought you'd see South Central niggaz in the forest Don't kick in the chorus just yet Cause we ain't made a mess yet Lench Mob produce the best yet Comin real hard man Bumpin in your car man Finally caught up with a devil named Tarzan Swingin on a vine Suckin on a piece of swine Jiggaboo come up from behind Hit him with a coconut Stab him in the gut Push him out the tree he falls right on his nuts And just like EPMD I don't like a bitch Named J to tha A to tha N-E Can't wait to meet her I'm gonna kill 'er Cause that little mutherfucking cheetah can't hang with a guerilla You try to pay me off with a banana But J-D is blacker than a city called Atlanta Give me some elbow room, I need some elbow room So I can boom shak-a-lak boom That's the sound of the twenty gauge Lock us up and the Lench Mob can break out of any cage You never even hear of this I'm taking care of this Lench Mob environmental terrorists Fuck great ape and Magilla I'm a killa Magilla gorilla ain't a killa White boys like Godzilla But my super nigga named King Kong Played his ass like Ping-Pong So motherfuckers get your ding-dong Or the bozack what's that dick and nut sack So get your butts back from the black fist Cap peelers the guerillas in the mist Va-voom here comes a nigga from the dark side Talking bout a brand new apartheid South Central straight ghetto native Gotta show these devil muthafuckers what I'm made of Yes, never smoke the sess Only hit the buddha when I'm laying on my chest I'm laying in a cut I'm laying in a cut I'm laying in a cut bout to shoot me a mutt (with what?) With the boom ping ping Listen to the ill shit that I bring bring Nappy headed nigga, coming out the mist Ice Cube is my mutherfucking dog, yes Kicking pumps, Smoking humps The guerillas, rollin from deep in the bumps Short Dog got the muthafucking pump And it's true T-Bone got the twenty-two That's how it's done So you better run yo Run your ass out the jungle Cause hear the guns go and we don't miss The Lench Mob, the guerillas in the mist! |=============================================================================| | I. Radio X Lyrics (SARAX) | |=============================================================================| ** Thanks to themanlarry for letting me use these lyrics ** ****************** 02 --- PLAYLIST ****************** 1. Helmet - Unsung 2. Depeche Mode - Personal Jesus 3. Faith No More - Midlife Crisis 4. Danzig - Mother 5. Living Colour - Cult Of Personality 6. Primal Scream - Movin' On Up 7. Guns N' Roses - Welcome To The Jungle 8. L7 - Pretend We're Dead 9. Ozzy Ozbourne - Hellraiser 10. Soundgarden - Rusty Cage 11. Rage Against The Machine - Killing In The Name 12. Jane's Addiction - Been Caught Stealing 13. The Stone Roses - Fool's Gold 14. Alice In Chains - Them Bones 15. Stone Temple Pilots - Plush **************** 03 --- LYRICS **************** UNSUNG by HELMET From their Album "Meantime" released in 1992 Your contribution left unnoticed some Association with an image Just credit time for showing up again Attention wandered I'm left with it Gone by sin too slowly Can't pass it up Then I thought nothing is right I turned it off To die unsung would really bring you down Although wet eyes would never suit you Walk through no archetypal suicide Die young is far too boring these days Your will to speak clearly Exposed too much Unsung once too often Could not rub off ===================================== PERSONAL JESUS by DEPECHE MODE From their Album "Violator" released in 1990 Reach out and touch faith Your own personal Jesus Someone to hear your prayers Someone who cares Your own personal Jesus Someone to hear your prayers Someone who's there Feeling unknown And you're all alone Flesh and bone By the telephone Lift up the receiver I'll make you a believer Take second best Put me to the test Things on your chest You need to confess I will deliver You know I'm a forgiver Reach out and touch faith Reach out and touch faith Your own personal Jesus Someone to hear your prayers Someone who cares Your own personal Jesus Someone to hear your prayers Someone who's there Feeling unknown And you're all alone Flesh and bone By the telephone Lift up the receiver I'll make you a believer I will deliver You know I'm a forgiver Reach out and touch faith Your own personal Jesus Reach out and touch faith ===================================== MIDLIFE CRISIS by FAITH NO MORE From their Album "Angel Dust" released in 1992 Go on and wring my neck Like when a rag gets wet A little discipline For my pet genius My head is like a lettuce Go on and dig your thumbs in I cannot stop giving I'm thirty-something Sense of security Like pockets jingling Midlife crisis Suck ingenuity Down through the family tree You're perfect, yes, it's true But without me you're only you Your menstruating heart It ain't bleeding enough for two It's a midlife crisis... What an inheritance The salt and the kleenex Morbid self attention Bending my pinky back A little discipline A donor by habit A little discipline Rent an opinion Sense of security Holding blunt instrument I'm a perfectionist And perfect is a skinned knee You're perfect, yes, it's true But without me you're only you Your menstruating heart It ain't bleeding enough for two It's a midlife crisis............... ===================================== MOTHER by DANZIG From their Album "Danzig" released in 1988 Mother Tell your children not to walk my way Tell your children not to hear my words What they mean What they say Mother Mother Can you keep them in the dark for life Can you hide them from the waiting world Oh, Mother Father Gonna take your daughter out tonight Gonna show her my world Oh, Father Not about to see your light And if you wanna find hell with me I can show you what it's like Till your bleeding Not about to see your light And if you wanna find hell with me I can show you what it's... Mother Tell your children not to hold my hand Tell your children not to understand Oh, Mother Father Do you wanna bang heads with me Do you wanna feel everything Oh, father Not about to see your light And if you wanna find hell with me I can show you what it's like Till your bleeding Not about to see your light And if you wanna find hell with me I can show you what it's like Not about to see your light And if you wanna find hell with me I can show you what it's like Till your bleeding ===================================== CULT OF PERSONALITY by LIVING COLOUR From their Album "Vivid" released in 1988 Look into my eyes, what do you see? Cult of Personality I know your anger, I know your dreams I've been everything you want to be I'm the Cult of Personality Like Mussolini and Kennedy I'm the Cult of Personality Cult of Personality Cult of Personality Neon lights, A Nobel Price The mirror speaks, the reflection lies You don't have to follow me Only you can set me free I sell the things you need to be I'm the smiling face on your T.V. I'm the Cult of Personality I exploit you still you love me I tell you one and one makes three I'm the Cult of Personality Like Joseph Stalin and Gandi I'm the Cult of Personality Cult of Personality Cult of Personality Neon lights a Nobel Prize A leader speaks, that leader dies You don't have to follow me Only you can set you free You gave me fortune You gave me fame You me power in your God's name I'm every person you need to be I'm the Cult of Personality ===================================== MOVIN' ON UP by PRIMAL SCREAM From their Album "Screamadelica" released in 1991 I was blind, now I can see You made a believer, out of me I was blind, now I can see You made a believer, out of me Chorus I'm movin' on up now Gettin' out of the darkness My light shines on My light shines on My light shines on I was lost, now I'm found I believe in you, I've got no bounds I was lost, now I'm found I believe in you, I got no bounds I'm movin' on up now Gettin' out of the darkness My light shines on My light shines on My light shines on Repeat Chorus I'm getting outta darkness My light shines on I'm getting outta darkness My light shines on ===================================== WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE by GUNS N' ROSES From their Album "Appetite For Destruction" released in 1987 Welcome to the jungle We've got fun 'n' games We got everything you want Honey, we know the names We are the people that can find Whatever you may need If you got the money, honey We got your disease In the jungle Welcome to the jungle Watch it bring you to your knees, knees I wanna watch you bleed Welcome to the jungle We take it day by day If you want it you're gonna bleed But it's the price you pay And you're a very sexy girl That's very hard to please You can taste the bright lights But you won't get them for free In the jungle Welcome to the jungle Feel my, my, my serpentine I, I wanna hear you scream Welcome to the jungle It gets worse here everyday Ya learn ta live like an animal In the jungle where we play If you got a hunger for what you see You'll take it eventually You can have anything you want But you better not take it from me And when you're high you never Ever want to come down, YEAH! You know where you are You're in the jungle baby You're gonna die In the jungle Welcome to the jungle Watch it bring you to your knees, knees In the jungle Welcome to the jungle Feel my, my, my serpentine In the jungle Welcome to the jungle Watch it bring you to your knees, knees In the jungle Welcome to the jungle Watch it bring you to your It' gonna bring you down ===================================== PRETEND WE'RE DEAD by L7 From their Album "Bricks Are Heavy" released in 1992 Whats up with what's going down In every city, in every town Cramping styles is the plan. They've got us in the palm of every hand. When we pretend that we're dead When we pretend that we're dead They can't hear a word we've said When we pretend that we're dead (c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon) (c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon) (c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon) (c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon) We turn the tables with our unity, They're neither moral nor majority. Wake up and smell the coffee Or just say no to individuality. When we pretend that we're dead (pretend we're dead) When we pretend that we're dead (pretend we're dead) They can't hear a word we've said (pretend we're dead) When we pretend that we're dead (c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon) (c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon) (c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon) (c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon) When we pretend that we're dead (pretend we're dead) When we pretend that we're dead (pretend we're dead) They can't hear a word we've said (pretend we're dead) When we pretend that we're dead ===================================== HELLRAISER by OZZY OSBOURNE From his Album "No More Tears" released in 1991 I'm living on an endless road Around the world for rock and roll Sometimes it feels so tough But I still ain't had enough I keep saying that it's getting too much But I know I'm a liar Feeling all right in the noise and the light But that's what lights my fire Hellraiser, In the thunder and heat Hellraiser, Rock you back in your seat Hellraiser, And I'll make it come true Hellraiser, I'll put a spell on you Walking out on another stage, Another town, another place Sometimes I don't feel right Nerves wound up too damn tight People keep telling me it's bad for my health But kicking back don't make it Out of control, I play the ultimate role But that's what lights my fire Hellraiser, In the thunder and heat Hellraiser, Rock you back in your seat Hellraiser, And I'll make it come true Hellraiser, I'll put a spell on you I'm living on an endless road Around the world for rock and roll Sometimes it feels so tough But I still ain't had enough I keep saying that it's getting too much But I know I'm a liar Feeling all right in the noise and the light But that's what lights my fire Hellraiser, In the thunder and heat Hellraiser, Rock you back in your seat Hellraiser, And I'll make it come true Hellraiser, I'll put a spell on you ===================================== RUSTY CAGE by SOUNDGARDEN From thier Album "Badmotorfinger" released in 1991 You wired me awake and hit me with a hand of broken nails you tied my lead and pulled my chain to watch my blood begin to boil But i'm gonna break i'm gonna break my i'm gonna break my rusty cage Yeah, i'm gonna break i'm gonna break my i'm gonna break my rusty cage and run Too cold to start a fire i'm burning diesel burning dinosaur bones i'll take the river down to still water and ride a pack of dogs But i'm gonna break i'm gonna break my i'm gonna break my rusty cage Yeah, i'm gonna break i'm gonna break my i'm gonna break my rusty cage and run Hits like a phillips head into my brain it's gonna be too dark to sleep again cutting my teeth on bars and rusty chains i'm gonna break my rusty cage and run When the forest burns along the road like God's eyes in my headlights when the dogs are looking for their bones and it's raining ice picks on your steel shore But i'm gonna break i'm gonna break my i'm gonna break my rusty cage Yeah, i'm gonna break i'm gonna break my i'm gonna break my rusty cage and run ===================================== KILLING IN THE NAME by RATM From thier Album "Rage Against The Machine" released in 1992 Killing in the name of Some of those that work forces are the same that burn crosses Some of those that work forces are the same that burn crosses Some of those that work forces are the same that burn crosses Some of those that work forces are the same that burn crosses Huh! Killing in the name of Killing in the name of And now you do what they told ya (11 times) But now you do what they told ya Well now you do what they told ya Those who died are justified, for wearing the badge, they're the chosen whites You justify those that died by wearing the badge, they're the chosen whites Those who died are justified, for wearing the badge, they're the chosen whites You justify those that died by wearing the badge, they're the chosen whites Some of those that burn crosses are the same that hold office Some of those that burn crosses are the same that hold office Some of those that burn crosses are the same that hold office Some of those that burn crosses are the same that hold office Uggh! Killing in the name of Killing in the name of And now you do what they told ya (4 times) And now you do what they told ya, now you're under control (7 times) And now you do what they told ya! Those who died are justified, for wearing the badge, they're the chosen whites You justify those that died by wearing the badge, they're the chosen whites Those who died are justified, for wearing the badge, they're the chosen whites You justify those that died by wearing the badge, they're the chosen whites Come on! (Guitar solo) Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me (8 times) Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me! (8 times) Motherfucker! ===================================== BEEN CAUGHT STEALING by JANES ADDICTION From their Album "Ritual De Lo Habitual" released in 1990 I've been caught stealing; once when I was 5... I enjoy stealing. It's just as simple as that. Well, it's just a simple fact. When I want something, I don't want to pay for it. I walk right through the door. Walk right through the door. Hey all right! If I get by, it's mine. Mine all mine! My girl, she's one too. She'll go and get her a skirt. Stick it under her shirt. She grabbed a razor for me. And she did it just like that. When she wants something, She don't want to pay for it. She walk right through the door. Walk right through the door. Hey all right! If I get by, it's mine. Mine all mine! We sat around the pile. We sat and laughed. We sat and laughed and Waved it into the air! And we did it just like that. When we want something, We don't want to pay for it. We walk right through the door. Walk right through the door. Hey, all right! If I get by, it's mine, Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine... ===================================== FOOLS GOLD by THE STONE ROSES From their Album "Turns into Stone" released in 1992 The gold road's sure a long road Winds on through the hills for fifteen days The pack on my back is aching The straps seem to cut me like a knife The gold road's sure a long road Winds on through the hills for fifteen days The pack on my back is aching The straps seem to cut me like a knife I'm no clown I won't back down I don't need you to tell me what's going down Down down down down da down down down Down down down down da down down down I'm standing alone I'm watching you all I'm seeing you sinking I'm standing alone You're weighing the gold I'm watching you sinking Fool's gold These boots were made for walking The Marquis de Sade don't wear no boots like these Gold's just around the corner Breakdown's coming up round the bend Sometimes you have to try to get along dear I know the truth and I know what you're thinking Down down down down da down down down I'm standing alone I'm watching you all I'm seeing you sinking I'm standing alone You're weighing the gold I'm watching you sinking Fool's gold Fool's gold I'm standing alone I'm watching you all I'm seeing you sinking I'm standing alone You're weighing the gold I'm watching you sinking Fool's gold ===================================== THEM BONES by ALICE IN CHAINS From their Album "Dirt" released in 1992 I believe them bones are me Some say we're born into the grave I feel so alone, gon' end up a Big ole pile a them bones Dust rise right on over my time Empty fossil of the new scene I feel so alone, gon' end up a Big ole pile a them bones Toll due bad dreams come true I lie dead gone under red sky I feel so alone, gon' end up a Big ole pile a them... I feel so alone, gon' end up a Big ole pile a them... I feel so alone, gon' end up a Big ole pile a them bones ===================================== PLUSH by STONE TEMPLE PILOTS From their Album "Core" released in 1992 And I feel that time's a wasted go So where ya going to tomorrow? And I see that these are lies to come Would you even care? And I feel it And I feel it Where ya going for tomorrow? Where ya going with that mask I found? And I feel, and I feel When the dogs begin to smell her Will she smell alone? And I feel, so much depends on the weather So is it raining in your bedroom? And I see, that these are the eyes of disarray Would you even care? And I feel it And she feels it Where ya going to tomorrow? Where ya going with that mask I found? And I feel, and I feel When the dogs begin to smell her Will she smell alone? When the dogs do find her Got time, time, to wait for tomorrow To find it, to find it, to find it When the dogs do find her Got time, time, to wait for tomorrow To find it, to find it, to find it Where ya going for tomorrow? Where ya going with that mask I found? And I feel, and I feel When the dogs begin to smell her Will she smell alone? When the dogs do find her Got time, time, to wait for tomorrow To find it, to find it, to find it When the dogs do find her Got time, time, to wait for tomorrow To find it, to find it, to find it To find it To find it To find it |=============================================================================| | J. SF-UR Lyrics (SASFU) | |=============================================================================| Playlist ======== * 28th Street Crew - I Need A Rhythm * 808 State - Pacific * A Guy Called Gerald - Voodoo Ray * Ce Ce Rogers - Someday * Cultural Vibe - Ma Foom Bey * Fallout - The Morning After * Frankie Knuckles - Your Love * Joe Smooth - Promised Land * Jomanda - Make My Body Rock * Marshall Jefferson - Move Your Body * Maurice - This Is Acid * Mr. Fingers - Can You Feel It? * Nightwriters - Let the Music Use You * Raze - Break 4 Love * Robert Owens - I'll Be Your Friend * The Todd Terry Project - Weekend =============================================================================== * ARTIST: 28TH STREET CREW * SONG: I NEED A RHYTHM * ALBUM: UNKNOWN [Lyrics Unavailable] =============================================================================== * ARTIST: 808 STATE * SONG: PACIFIC * ALBUM: "PACIFIC 808:98/Cubik" Instrumental only? =============================================================================== * ARTIST: A GUY CALLED GERALD * SONG: VOODOO RAY * ALBUM: "HOT LEMONADE" (1988) [Lyrics Unavailable] =============================================================================== * ARTIST: CE CE ROGERS * SONG: SOMEDAY * ALBUM: UNKNOWN [Lyrics Unavailable] =============================================================================== * ARTIST: CULTURAL VIBE * SONG: MA FOOM BEY * ALBUM: UNKNOWN [Lyrics Unavailable] =============================================================================== * ARTIST: FALLOUT * SONG: THE MORNING AFTER * ALBUM: UNKNOWN [Lyrics Unavailable] =============================================================================== * ARTIST: FRANKIE KNUCKLES * SONG: YOUR LOVE * ALBUM: UNKNOWN [Lyrics Unavailable] =============================================================================== * ARTIST: JOE SMOOTH * SONG: PROMISED LAND * ALBUM: UNKNOWN I left my home in Norfolk Virginia California on my mind I straddled that Greyhound And rode into Raleigh And on across Caroline We had motor trouble that turn into a struggle Halfway across Alabam' And that hound broke down and left us all stranded In downtown Birmingham Right away I brought me a through train ticket Ridin' across Mississippi clean And I was on that midnight flyer out of Birmingham Smoking into New Orleans Somebody help me get out of Louisiana Just to help me get to Houston Town There are people there who care a little about me And they won't let the poor boy down Sure as you're born brought me a silk suit Put luggage in my hand And I woke up high over Alberquerque On a jet to the promised land Working on a T-bone steak a la carte Flying over to the golden state Ah when the pilot told us in thirteen minutes He would set us at the terminal gate Swing low chariot come down easy Taxi to the terminal zone Cut your engines and cool your wings And let me make it to the telephone Los Angeles give me Norfolk Virginia Tidewater four ten o nine Tell the folks back home this is the promised land calling And the poor boy is on the line Working on a T-bone steak a la carte Flying over to the golden state Ah when the pilot told us in thirteen minutes He would set us at the terminal gate =============================================================================== * ARTIST: JOMANDA * SONG: MAKE MY BODY ROCK * ALBUM: "SOMEONE TO LOVE ME" (1990) [Lyrics Unavailable] =============================================================================== * ARTIST: MARSHALL JEFFERSON * SONG: MOVE YOUR BODY * ALBUM: UNKNOWN [Lyrics Unavailable] =============================================================================== * ARTIST: MAURICE * SONG: THIS IS ACID * ALBUM: UNKNOWN [Lyrics Unavailable] =============================================================================== * ARTIST: MR. FINGERS * SONG: CAN YOU FEEL IT? * ALBUM: UNKNOWN There are no lyrics to this song. Instrumental only. =============================================================================== * ARTIST: NIGHTWRITERS * SONG: LET THE MUSIC USE YOU * ALBUM: UNKNOWN [Lyrics Unavailable] =============================================================================== ARTIST: RAZE SONG: BREAK 4 LOVE ALBUM: UNKNOWN Break... For Love Break... For Love... Baby don't you worry I want to be the man that you want me to be There's no need to worry I'm gonna give you love the way you want it to be I'll be there every morning baby To hold you tight And that's why baby You don't have to wonder why Why I love you I need you Got to have... have you I need you Oh... right now For love I'll be there every night To hold you and kiss you till the morning light I'll be there every morning baby To hold you tight And that's why baby You don't have to wonder why Why I love you I need you Got to got to have you I need you Right now... give =============================================================================== * ARTIST: ROBERT OWENS * SONG: I'LL BE YOUR FRIEND * ALBUM: UNKNOWN [Lyrics Unavailable] =============================================================================== * ARTIST: THE TODD TERRY PROJECT * SONG: WEEKEND * ALBUM: "TO THE BATMOBILE LET'S GO" (1988) [Lyrics Unavailable] =============================================================================== |=============================================================================| | K. WCTR Script (SAWCT) | |=============================================================================| ** Thanks to Perant64 for letting me use this script ** -------------------- Entertaining America -------------------- ---------------------- Entertaining America 1 Announcer: "Coming up next, the most mind numbing thing since the lobotomy. Entertaining America!" Billy: "This week on Entertaining America-Richard Goblin, one man's triumphant return to cock! The Sherman Octuplets-a Venturas man says he's slept with them all! Plus-noise, speed, danger, cursing, and patriotism, finally come together this weekend, at the All-America Drunk Driving Cup. Hi from Vinewood, you're on Entertaining America with me, Billy Dexter, bringing you everything that is important in culture and entertainment, if there is a difference between the two, from the heart of entertainment in America: Vinewood, San Andreas. You're with me, the Dex. Wanted to call the show, 'Stack the Dex,' but not yet. Kifflom!* Anyway, great. Big show for you this week. Controversy, they'll be giving me a Pulitzer! Anyway, today, we've got some great guests. First up, we speak to troubled action hero Jack Howitzer. Then we have a live phone link-up with a very special guest, a modern-day Lazerus, a man back from the grave making now it as an extra in major motion pictures. Then, I will explain the secrets of the universe to everyone! But first up, stack the Dex, in which I, Billy Dexter, meet the entertainers in the news, kifflom! Jack Howitzer, once the biggest star in America, but the last three years have been unkind! People describe his as a dinosaur, an action hero relic from the eighties, a muscle-bound Neanderthal, and my favorite, the most stupid gorilla in the jungle. Jack, welcome to the show, kifflom!" Jack: "Ha ha ha, good to be here Dex, pleasure." Billy: "So your movies 'Exploder' and 'Annihilator' got America through some tough times, and I was also a huge fan of-of 'Zero Seconds to Death.' Jack: "Thank you, thank you." Billy: "But many say that your new film has gone too far." Jack: "No, this is a romantic comedy, with drama, it's got action, it's got a heart, that's what's most important, I think." Billy: "OK, let's take a listen to the trailer." Jack: "Alright, let's roll that!" *a trailer begins with a gong* Narrator: "He was a man at war with himself, fighting a war that someone else lost." Commander: "It's over Tim, the war is over!" Jack: "It's never over!" *gunshots* Narrator: "You've seen him wipe out millions of Cambodians in 'Exploder.' Now, Jack Howitzer is Tim, in his most challenging role yet." Commander: "We're here, Tim!" Jack: "A pre-school for slow children?" Commander: "You're the new teacher, Tim!" Narrator: "'Special Needs Cop!' It's the story of a psychotic ex-marine, showing tough love to special-ed kids." Jack: "One'a you tards has been running Peruvian flake through the special-ed school, and I'm gonna find it. No juice and cookies!" Boy: "Your movies suck, Tim!" Narrator: "But soon, he becomes one of them." Boy: "What is this?" Jack: "That's 'Teacher's Gun'! Wanna see it?" Boy: "Cool!" *gunshot* Jack: "Aw, you've gone and shot yourself! Way to go!" Boy: "Uhh!" Narrator: "He's was finally beginning to live a normal life. Then, all hell breaks loose." Boy: "Tim, you're so stupid! You count with your fingers!" Jack: "You wanna party with me? *gunshot* Bring it on!" Commander: "Tim! What are you doing!?" Jack: "I fought for my country! Welcome to the land of freedom, bitches! Yaaaaargh!" *many gunshots from a submachine gun* Narrator: "'Special Needs Cop!' He had a lot to learn. This film cannot be rated." *back to the studio* Billy: "Wow! That's terrible! No wonder our studios are surrounded by protestors!" Jack: "How could anybody find that offensive?" Billy: "No, Jack, it's apalling. Your insensitive portrayal of disabled people makes me physically sick. And the idea of you calling someone slow- witted is, frankly, laughable." Jack: "Hold on, hold on, drugs are a problem throughout all of society, and I fight them by any means necessary." Billy: "Yeah, but you use drugs-" Jack: "No, I'd rather die than use drugs. I use steroids, and some recreational blow. But I got the funds for it! You know, I got the money!" Billy: "Yeah... Don't you think you're just a little out of touch?" Jack: "Whoa whoa whoa, yeah, I'm rich and I work in Vinewood, OK? I'm not out of touch. Action, weight-lifting, and killing foreigners! That never goes out of style, Dex. My last film, OK, 'Loincloth,' about a wrestler whose dropped into Thailand and, I save the world by teabagging the bad guys. That's a spiritual picture! That's love, teabagging! That stuff ain't out of style!" Billy: "Things are more sensitive now..." Jack: "I was effected, alright, when Ho Chi, got hurt in 'Exploder'...I mean, I thought it was time to do something, a film that made a difference!" Billy: "Yeah yeah, but Ho Chi was a character. 'Exploder' was a movie." Jack: "Right! Right! And I was there! And I should have killed them all! Don't push me Dex, I'll give you a war you won't believe! That look in your eye, right here, right now!" Billy: "OK, now, Jack, all I'm saying is, you launching missiles from a special wheelchair, and killing innocent civilians, is somewhat insensitive." Jack: "There's never any innocent civilians in life. If the Reds rolled down this street right now, what are you gonna do?" Billy: "The Reds lost man, it's- it's over. You can come home." Jack: "I'll shoot those bastards with this! The family killer!" *a gun is cocked* Billy: "Jack, Jack, put that away, please." Jack: "What, this? It's a submachine gun! Come on! It's not serious! Oh, but you're Billy Dexter! Who put you up to this, Gorbachev!?" Billy: "No! No. You should calm down." Jack: "I heard what you said about me! You think steroids shrank my genitals!" Billy: "No!" Jack: "No! You said it!" Billy: "No! No! Put the gun down" Jack: "My balls?!" Billy: "Please! I'm-I'm sure you have huge ones." Jack: "That's right!" Billy: "Please stop!" Jack: "Come on, they haven't shrunk, touch 'em!" Billy: "N-no!" Jack: "Feel them! Come on, sniff them!" Billy: "No!" Jack: "Do something! Touch 'em-touch 'em or die! They're still big!" Billy: "Oh...God...they're huge Jack." Jack: "That's right!" Billy: "Yeah, yeah, Mom! Mommy!" Jack: "Easy, hey, don't grab them like that, oh boy, I was kidding. What are you, a boyfriend of mine or something?" *begins laughing* Billy: "You had me scared there for a minute, I-I-I-I crapped myself." Jack: "Take it easy, it's not even loaded." *gunshot* Jack: "Oh! Oh, Dex! Oh, shit! Oh, well I guess it was, oh, OK, Billy, don't kid around, get up boy! Get up, come on! Damn it! His brain is leaking! Help! Oh, there's only one thing to do-I gotta defend freedom! No time to cry, only time to die! *three gunshots* Welcome to the land of freedom, bitches!! *shots fired rapidly, glass breaking* Yaaaaaaaaahh!" *static* Announcer: "That was Entertaining America, showing you why America is so respected culturally across the world." ---------------------- Entertaining America 2 Announcer: "The most boring show, with a brand new host! Entertaining America with Lazlow." Lazlow: "Welcome to Entertaining America, this is Lazlow...heh, I gotta say it, pardon me, but, uh, don't call it a comeback. I've been here for years, just unemployed. But, I'm back, running the media. God I love the west coast vibe. Everybody here's so laid back and lazy... I'm here with a man who gets paid to talk for a living. It's incredible, what a concept! Um, he's called a, 'rapper.' Oglock, how are ya'?" OG Loc: "'Oglock'!? It's OG Loc! OG Loc! Ya' hear me, playa'?" Lazlow: "Yes, of course, I hear you. You're only a few feet away, man. Listen, I'm a big fan, I-I love rap, I-I think. I mean, singing songs about yourself, that's awesome! H-ho-how you livin'?" Loc: "Straight." Lazlow: "Really? Are you really straight?" Loc: "What? You gonna question me?" Lazlow: "Dude! It's cool. If somebody passes it to me, I don't ask questions, it's probably not laced anyway. So, who out there wants to talk to OG Loc? Caller, you're on Entertaining America." Caller: "I love the way you rap about the Lousiana Purchase." Loc: "Straight!" Caller: "You know the French sold us Louisiana so we would have a place to show our tits." Loc: "My point exactly! Yeah! We need more naked liberty!" Lazlow: "Exactly. Look, I-I'm no rapper, even though I dress like one, but I think I could really get into, y'know, gettin' hammered, singing about setting things on fire, shooting up funerals, badabababa! You know... Striking poses, smoking a lid..." Loc: "Exactly. You see, the Constitution, was written on reefer, by a dude with wooden teeth. You see, my clothing company, low down, homie-the-g says this: I love reefer! It's the rule if you're a rapper." Lazlow: "Wow, those sound like some great rules. You know, you get a lot of flack in the media these days, at a recent press conference, your manager came to your defense." Big Smoke: "A lot of people say gangster rap is misogynistic posturing by fake- ass idiots who spend more time in drama school then they ever did pimping or hustling dope. Well I assure you, OG Loc is the real thing. He's hated women all his life, he sold drugs to school children, he's murdered innocent people just for kicks, but he rhymes like an angel. And I assure you, it's all in a good cause. So either way, you could feel good about yourself listening to this music." Lazlow: "Well that was very informative. Big Smoke is doing a lot for the community, or to it. He sounds like a great guy. So I wanna get in on this rap thing. Do I have to breakdance, y'know, do the windmill? Hey, can you body pop?" Loc: "Come on Lazlow, you know OG ain't no playboy. I ain't down with that shit. It ain't gangster. I walk the walk, you know what I'm saying?" Lazlow: "Fresh! Yo, I'm down! I'm into walking too, but, I was thinking maybe we could have a break-off. I could spin on my back..." Loc: "You bein' funny?" Lazlow: "I'm tryin' to be." Loc: "Watch it, fool. I warn you, I got the streets. I got a rep. Me and my man Smoke, we took over. I've been gangbanging since I was three. Ice-cold killa!" Lazlow: "Excuse me? Gangbanging!? I never understood that, I mean, other guys in the room while you're-ugh!" Loc: "I'm ice-cold bitch! Don't make me dump on you, g! I'm the streets man, I am gangsta! I'm taking rap in a whole new direction. For now, it's about making words rhyme, and I'm going toe-to-toe with you in a minute." Lazlow: "Why do you rappers get so worked up? You're rich. You've won. Stop shooting at each other. You know, and you keep saying, 'I'm from the streets.' Well you know what dude, everyone has a street in front of their house, that doesn't make you cool." Loc: "Oh, we got a comedian, huh? You got scraps, huh, bitch? You down? You mark-ass-bitch-punk-trick-busta'-fool?" Lazlow: "Look, I don't know what you said, but I think this ought to calm you down, I brought you some malt liquor." Loc: "You'se a busta-fool. Lucky I don't hang you out the window or churn you out, 'cause I'm also a pimp. Including dudes, I'll pimp anything. You hear me?" Lazlow: "Oh, dude, I hear you loud and clear, you will pimp anything. Listen, how many hot women need a man? 'Cause, I mean, it's kinda been a dream of mine to sleep with housewives." Loc: "Are-you-dissin'-my-hos-bitch!?" Lazlow: "Uh, no no no, dude, your hos are bitches, your hos are bitches!" Loc: "You a busta'. What are you?" Lazlow: "I'm a buster, I'm a buster! Whatever that is. Dude, put the gun away!" Loc: "Don't diss my strap!" Lazlow: "I love your strap, you're a great guy. Look, I'm just coming down off the eighties. Please, don't shoot me, homie!" Loc: "Relax, fool! No one's gettin' dumped on. I'm a warrior poet. I tell a coercionary tale about life on the streets, you know?" Lazlow: "Only too well. That was OG Loc. Hey man, it's been a real pleasure. *Lazlow and Loc slap hands in the background* Straight. Yeah. Good luck with the music. Hope you make a killing. We'll see you next time, maybe I'll get to take some callers, like I want, if WCTR wasn't holding me back. Man. This has been Entertaining America, with Lazlow. Peace and chicken grease." Announcer: "So that's how you're going to be entertained." ---------------------- Entertaining America 3 Announcer: "The most boring show, with a brand new host! Entertaining America with Lazlow." Lazlow: "Welcome to Entertaining America on WCTR with me, Lazlow. So, the media. You may hate us, but, I gotta tell ya', we hate ourselves more. And stop accusing us of being liberal! What a load of crap! This station is owned by AmmuNation! I mean, have you ever heard anyone complain about guns on this station? Hosts are getting shot by them all the time, but it just gets glossed over. But it also means I now have a job. If you're afraid of your mortality, and never want to die, here's the solution. It's a man who's got all of America talking with his unique approach to spiritual matters. He's helped thousands, or so the press pack tells me. Chris Formage, founder of the Epsilon Program is here, hello Chris!" Chris: "Kifflom, brother brother." Lazlow: "Heh heh, what does that mean, man? So, Epsilonism? Is it a load of crap, or is it the future?" Chris: "Well, what do you think Lazlow?" Lazlow: "I don't know. Well, I mean, I grow my own religion, which is why I don't know, 'cause I'm kinda spaced out. I mean, you guys run around chanting 'lip balm.' Chris: "It's 'Kifflom.'" Lazlow: "Well, whatever. Both sound addictive to me. You know, only popular people are addicted to either. Lets go to the phone." Caller: "Hey, Chris, Epsilon sounds awesome! But if you read the fossil record, hunter-gatherer dudes had it made. I mean who wouldn't want to drag their women around by their hair? They smoked anything they could find! That's like so freaking cool! Then all the men would like disappear for days at a time, and you'd only hear beasts shrieking in the distance." Lazlow: "You know, I went to a museum once. That guy's got a point." Chris: "Points are irrelevant, Lazlow. Let me ask you something. Do you want to be happy, Lazlow?" Lazlow: "What kind of question is that? Yes, obviously." Chris: "Then why do you mock the happiness of others?" Lazlow: "Well, I mean, this is Vinewood, we're all supposed to be like psychotic, and dog-eat-dog, and, y'know, bang your best friend's wife. I mean, I'm with that last guy. We all have a primitive side there, Chris. I mean, you should have heard the music I used to like in the eighties, it was real-it was hysterical..." Chris: "What's hysterical about being descended from a sponge, and not knowing it?" Lazlow: "Huh?" Chris: "What's funny about being told that the world is millions of years old when in fact it's only a hundred and fifty-seven years old-fact!-and its age does not change?" Lazlow: "There's nothing funny about that. It's just...weird. You know, that voice of yours man, holy shit! I could believe anything you say!" Chris: "My time has come Lazlow, and so has yours, if! If you let it." Lazlow: "Um, well, you know what, that sounds good to me... Hey, wait! Are you gonna try to sign me up for the military? That happened once before. I mean, I'm into killing people, and I can say, 'I'll cry when I'm done killing!' and then there's hope-" Chris: "Listen my friend, you can mock, but I know the truth about you. I can see past your jokes and into that scared little boy beneath. You, you my friend, like a lot of other people, are being lied to." Lazlow: "I totally agree with you, finally. Inversion therapy! I owe my Mom a huge apology, ugh!" Chris: "Listen, pick a new set of lies! Mine are better. Let me ask you something. When did you last get laid, Lazlow?" Lazlow: "Heh... Speaking of lies... Wait, look, I'm not an egg." Chris: "I got laid this morning. By twins." Lazlow: "Whoa..." Chris: "They each laid an egg, and I formed out of them." Lazlow: "What are you talking about? Great, a horny cult leader with a breakfast fixation. I love it! You know, I'm thinking of a cult centered around grits. Oh wait, sorry, there already is one, and it's called, 'The South...'" Chris: "For the last time, this is not a cult, Lazlow. It's a fellowship of like-minded adults who tithe money in exchange for salvation and merit badges. Every single thing we do is voluntary, including the swinging, and making things up." Lazlow: "Why is this whole town obsessed with swinging? *sigh* Let's go to the phones." Caller: "Hey, Lazlow, love the show man. Hey, I really love to make out with hot chicks in church." Chris: "Perfect. Join us. We've put a price on salvation, and it's a price worth paying, believe me. Look, if you crave sexual conquest, family betrayal, class warfare, and really feeling like you are a part of something, then just do it. Just do it, it's so easy! Join the Epsilon group." Lazlow: "Uh...Chris, stop trying to recruit people. I mean, you even say you just make this stuff up." Darius: "Hi, L-Lazlow!" Lazlow: "Ah, Darius Fontaine! Look, I told you to leave me alone!" Darius: "Look, look, it was an unfortunate incident that happened to your mother, but I was quite clear: grandmother, not mother! It's your fault it doesn't work." Lazlow: "I nearly went to prison, man! What you told me to do was illegal! In most states..." Darius: "Whatever. Look, Chris Formage is a liar and a cheat. He made it up! It doesn't help anyone, apart from him! The fact is, people need to face their fears! Remember, I always say that. Face your fears, don't run away!" Chris: "Darius Fontaine can kiss my ass." Darius: "Oh, you'd like that-would-would you like that?" Chris: "I don't think so. And I'll tell you why. Because you are the devil. People aren't really afraid, you know. Yet you make them kill their families-" Darius: "Fears have to be faced! That's what I always say! Just ask Lazlow!" Lazlow: "Hey, don't bring me into this ruckus, Darius, this is between you two whackos, I mean.. And you stay away from me, Darius, I've got a restraining order, dude." Chris: "Lazlow. The only way that you can really communicate with your ancestors is to pay someone like me. Try something. Touch my cane." Lazlow: "This whole town, man...I think you've seen too many movies, dude." Chris: "You can be happy! Listen! Join us! Be famous! Find your true self. Have a breast, nose surgery, whatever you want! Lie with nine new partners a week. It explains everything. If there are no women, make them. From sand, from garbage, out of thin air! The rich cry too, Lazlow." Lazlow: "Well, that's an interesting theory, that seems like it was formerly with pharmaceuticals...but, you know, I would like to find about being rich crying, because right now, I'm poor, and crying. But, this is the west coast-I'm all into lesbians, man." Chris: "It's destiny. Vinewood only lets you down. In the Epsilon program, there are no series finales. It goes on, and on, and on. We don't abandon you." Lazlow: "Uh, well, we're gonna have to abandon this show. Great, my first show and the dude nearly kills me, and now I'm being harassed by a former sociology professor and a alcoholic turned self-deifying cultist. Please. I gotta get back to the east coast. This has been Entertaining America with Lazlow, on WCTR." Announcer: "Culturally, this country is flat-lining. Now you know why." ---------------------------- Entertaining America Preview Announcer: "On the next entertaining America, hear the new host Lazlow, as he conducts a hard-hitting interview with top-Vinewood starlet, Jenna Forbes." Lazlow: "Hey Jenna, thanks for being on the show. I've spent a lot of time with your work, especially the last, heh, the last magazine you were in. I gotta ask-are they real?" Jenna: "What?" Lazlow: "Uh, nothing, I'm sorry, that was awful of me. Do you-d'you wanna sleep with me?" Jenna: "Uh-no." Lazlow: "Now you're sure about that." Jenna: "Yeah." Lazlow: "Now, I'm on the radio." Jenna: "Doesn't matter." Announcer: "Wow, that sounds entertaining. Don't miss the next Entertaining America, with Lazlow." ---------------------- Gardening with Maurice ---------------------- ------------------------ Gardening with Maurice 1 Announcer: "Coming up next, it's time for the man who can grow anything big and strong! It's Gardening with Maurice, broadcasting live from his garden." Maurice: "Howdy doodles! This is Gardening with Maurice, and I am Maurice. Ever since man was kicked out of the garden, he's been striving to get back in. I believe all of life's answers can be found in something as simple as a flower-it's stamen, it's pistil, it's pollen, just like me and you. We're going to the phones, hell, you're on Gardening with Maurice, I am Maurice. Go ahead caller." Woman: "Uh, yes, thanks for having me on, I'm a big fan. Uh, I have a question. My melons aren't big enough. I thought they were keep growing, but they just stopped. My next-door neighbor has huge melons, and everyone just fawns over them. 'Oh, they taste so sweet! Oh, look how firm they are!' What do I do?" Maurice: "Ooh, I would love to see your melons! Look, gardening is a spiritual light, journey, where you become one with nature. However, sometimes nature needs some chemicals, to, you know, kinda, kick things into action. There's a fantastic fertilizer I use called, 'Pituitarazini.' It needs to be injected with a needle, so be very, very careful, and inject that right into your melons, and they will grow enormous." Woman: "Thanks so much Maurice, you're the best!" Maurice: "Yes, I know, I know that. I've been at one with nature for so long now, I can't remember what it's like to sleep inside! Next caller." Woman: "God, I was on hold forever! I've heard that facials are great, really make you look younger." Maurice: "Oh, yes, listen honey, I should know, when you look like a train wreck, you need a little make-up or some such. You sound like a lonely spinster with two pussies. ...cats." Woman: "It's the menopause Maurice, I'm having hot flashes, OK?" Maurice: "Taking a pause from men, huh? You know, I should try that. For your face, try nature's cosmetic camouflage. Cleopatra took milk baths, with cereal, each morning. Try tomatoes, too. The acid is great, it makes your face just peel right off." Woman: "Hey, thanks Maurice." Maurice: "That's me, fertilizing minds. Enough of you voyeurs down there, and your vicarious gardening, I want you to join in on the fun! When you stick your hands in the mystery of nature, and you pull out a worm, or a tuber... God I love tubers, so plump and juicy... Hello Mike, from Prickle Pine in Las Venturas!" Mike: "Hey, Maurice, first time caller, my name is Mike. I work on my lawn and gardening all week long because I got this raging Oedipus complex, and I like drinking beer and riding around on the lawnmower, too, because, you know, the vibrations are kinda cool. But what's really killing me is I can't seem to get these weeds out of the driveway. I tried napalm, I tried gasoline of course-" Maurice: "OK, stop stop stop stop stopstopstop-listen, listen, I want you to listen to me, are you listening to me, Mark? Mike: "It's Mike." Maurice: "OK, good, that was a test. I know what your name is, I know it's Mark. Now listen up, listen closely. I want you to pave over your entire yard, OK? I want you to just pave it over with cement or ass...phalt, or whatever. Listen, I have the Maurice mansion, completely covered in astroturf. Inside, and outside, which, by the by, is particularly handy when some big football players come over and we have a little midnight match of ultimate disk, in the yard. Now, when your lawn is beautiful, and green, all year long, you can focus on the important matters, if you catch my drift. Gardening with Maurice is sponsored by the Happy Farmer! Yahoo! If you're afraid someone will steal your tomatoes, why not grow tomatoes in your closet, indoors, like me? The Happy Farmer-hydroponics, and more. Next door to Blatto's. I'm Maurice, until next time, dig a hole, and plant yourself!" Announcer: "That was the show that generates more phone calls than any other. On WCTR. Gardening with Maurice!" ------------------------ Gardening with Maurice 2 Announcer: "And now, the number one show for vegetables on the radio. Gardening with Maurice!" Maurice: "OK, we are back, in the garden. I'm Maurice, and we must answer nature's call. Going to the phones. Greetings, garden-lover, what's your name? Trish: "Hi, my name's Trish." Maurice: "OK, is that short for Patricia?" Trish: "Uh, yeah." Maurice: "Oh, then, what I asked, is what your name was, not the nickname your skinhead boot-wearing friends call you at the rallies. Maybe you should do less drugs, and learn to try a bit harder. Next caller!" Colleen: "Hi, my name is Colleene, and my husband has a topiary problem." Maurice: "Oooooh, this sounds serious!" Colleen: "Well, he started off small-scale, just recreational usage, you know, doing horses and cockerels, the odd unicorn, but it's kinda gotten out of control!" Maurice: "Mmm, how so?" Colleen: "He just can't stop! I mean people thinks it's all fun and games, but what happens when the party stops? What happens then?" Maurice: "OK, just, just hold the phone, hold the phone and get a grip. At my house when the party stops, we pay the gimp, get rid of the sailors, and fifteen men start crying in unison." Colleen: "Well, that's your business! My husband's reach bottom! It's terrible! Giraffes, lions, elephants, rhinos, all of them, carved out of hedges! Penguins, dogs, velociraptors, you name it, he's made a leafy version!" Maurice: "What could be more natural than a man trimming a hedge into the shape of an animal? Very therapeutic! Makes a man feel like a god! When you can twist nature to your own perverse entertainment, then you know we've won. Eat me, Darwin!" Colline: "But now he's trimming bushes into a spaceship, a rocket, and a lance! He runs around with hedgeclippers and screams, 'Trim that bush! And our neighbors!' He even fashioned a shrub into a kangaroo, with a pouch, and he sleeps inside it some nights, ohh... He's freakin' out on bush! He needs help. Please. You got to help me. I hate hedges." Maurice: "Well, the Romans loved topiary, and look at their contributions to society. But as they say, if the grass is greener in the other fella's yard, then you bang his college son when the dad's out of town. OK, next caller! Whoops, hold on a second, I'm blossoming. There we go, all done." Henry: "My name's Henry. I w-" Maurice: "Are you blossoming?" Henry: "I guess I am. I've really come into my own in the past few months since I joined a cult and tithing money in exchange for spiritual happiness- and letting everyone take turns on my wife. Anyway, I have a lovely garden. Mostly carnivorous plants. A venus flytrap reminds me of my mother. She's in prison now. Anyway, it's so fascinating how it catches animals and eats them. I started with flies, and now mine can swallow a whole squirrel! Or a small horse, if I chop it in half first." Maurice: "Have you tried any experiments on human beings?" Henry: "Yeah, I've been working on that." Maurice: "Good man, good man! See, the secret of nature is once something is at the height of beauty and potential, it is time for it to wither and die. A bit like the British Empire! Because look at that whole place withering and dying right before our eyes-it's run by a queen! And if she had a pistol, she'd be the king. Luckily in this country we don't know the meaning of the word hubris. But hell, I'm all over the place here, it's so easy to get out of control when you're doing something that comes natural. Line two, you're on Gardening with Maurice." Terrence: "Yeah, my name is Terrence-" Maurice: "Can I call you, 'Telly-Welly'?" Terrence: "...Uh, sure, I guess, I'm growing flowers, but sometimes I get really angry and fly off the handle and commit herbicide... I don't mean to, I say, 'I didn't mean it baby, you'll be alright!' Then I cry and wear a diaper for two days." Maurice: "A flower is nothing more than an educated weed. And like all weeds, all living things need to be extinguished! Like a life-support machine, or a cigarette! Which I won't be able to smoke anymore if the fascists in the state government have anything to say about it with that damn Proposition 421... Tobacco is a plant, people! And if it comes out of the ground, we should be able to smoke it! Like coal! And opium! Next caller!" Man: "Yeah, I got a question. Why is everybody on the radio named Maurice?" Maurice: "God, I pray to the great gardener in the sky that you've been fixed! I hope they snipped your nuts off, because spreading your seed could be a disaster? Do you-do you have a question? A question? God, so many vegetables on this show. Tards!" Man: "Yeah, that guy was talkin' about bugs and plants that eat them. I got a better solution. Put pesticide in the sprinklers. My kids love it. I mean, the ones that lived." Maurice: "Oh, lovely. You're a lovely human being, you fucking imbecile. You morons in this town are spreading like weeds. Like little bastard dandelions, I wish I could just pop every one of your goddamn heads off. Hello line eight, you're on Gardening with Maurice!" Man: "Yeah, I heard what you said about bonsai trees, and you know what? You can stick that green thumb right up your ass." Maurice: "Ho-ho-ho, yes! Another man who grows miniature plants, so he can feel like a giant. A real man loves enormous trees, that he can have his way with! Chopping them down, and using the wood to fashion rocking horses, and-and suggestive whirly-gigs. OK, we're running out of time. Literally. But again, like a seed sewn in a hurricane, or a mushroom spore from outer space, the garden goes on. I'm Maurice, until next time, dig a hole, and plant yourself!" Announcer: "That was the show that generates more phone calls than any other. On WCTR. Gardening with Maurice!" -------------------------------- Gardening with Maurice Trailer 1 Announcer: "Have you heard the number one gardening show in San Andreas? If not, here's what you're missing!" Maurice: "Well why don't you just buy your vegetables at the grocery store, you sycophant? God, I just don't understand people..." Woman: "You go to hell!" Maurice: "Well screw you too, Mom! See if you're ever on the show again. Next caller, hello." Man: "Yeah, what's that plant that blooms every twelve years, it's eight feet high and smells like hell? I want to plant one on my ex-wife's lawn." Maurice: "It's called, 'amorphophallus titanium.' God, I love to say that. Amorphophallus titanium! The sound of it gives me a redwood in my khakis. If I come back as a super hero, I want to be called that. It's Amorphophallus Titanium, the rare botanical wonder! See his eight foot protrusion as he pollinates on everyone!" Man: "But why does it stink so bad?" Maurice: "It's about marking your territory, my man. You don't mark your territory, do you? You should try it! Pee on the front door of your office! Just see if anybody thinks of coming near you." Man: "OK, I-I will try that. Thank you so much for the advice, Maurice." Maurice: "Oh, I'm here to help, sailor." Announcer: "Gardening with Maurice. Only on WCTR!" -------------------------------- Gardening with Maurice Trailer 2 Announcer: "Have you heard the number one gardening show in San Andreas? If not, here's what you're missing!" Maurice: "Pesticides! Exploring damp gopher holes! My new walk-in closet! What's on your mind about gardening?" Man: "Tubers. And-and root vegetables." Maurice: "Oh God, not you again." Man: "Is it OK to cut the eyes out of a potato and eat it?" Maurice: "Well, why don't I come over, and cut your eyes out and eat you? What a silly question. If you purchase the Gardening with Maurice calendar, it's in the August section. Next to the picture of the firefights, and the cute Pomeranian puppy." Man: "Yeah, I bought that calendar. But on every page, you're naked! And in a different garden! And-and the guys at work make fun of me!" Maurice: "Well, listen. If you're ashamed of your human body, then keep your clothes on. I am blossoming in those pictures, and I wanted to capture it on film. But I happen to be proud of my human body, as much as I am proud of my flowers. When they are blossoming, I like to take pictures of 'em. When I am blossoming, I like to take pictures of it! Next caller." Woman: "Hi. I live here in Bone County, and I can't get nothin' to grow." Maurice: "Have you had any children?" Woman: "I sure do, I got seven kids. And some of them's got the same daddy!" Maurice: "Well, look, you've grown something! Little miniature idiots that look like you! Move out of the desert, you moron!" Woman: "I guess you're right! Well, thanks Maurice!" Maurice: "I am right! And I'm Maurice, on Gardening with Maurice." Announcer: "Gardening with Maurice. Only on WCTR!" --------- WCTR News --------- ----------- WCTR News 1 Announcer: "Next up on WCTR, the news. We try to make it interesting, and not depressing." Leanne: "This is Leanne Forge*, WCTR News. Foreigners are coming. Who are they, and why should we care? The FDA warns shampoo is killing your unborn child. Plus, protest continue outside the Zebra Bar Candy Company. Now, for traffic and transit with Richard Burns." Richard: "That's right Leanne, I'm Richard Burns. The aftermath of the devastating earthquake continues. Travel is still severely restricted statewide. Officials say there are still no reported casualties, which is truly unfortunate, as it makes for incredibly boring news. The federal government is still refusing aid to help rebuild bridges, and everyone is blaming each other. The governor is threatening to bomb Australia, despite scientific proof it wasn't their fault. Richard Burns, WCTR!" Leanne: "Police say gang trouble is on the rise again, especially in Los Santos. Sources believe it is linked to the rising drugs trade, while others blame the fascist pigs. Also in gang news, customs officials report a huge influx of Russian mobsters and cheap weapons since the fall of the wall. The governor's office said everything is OK. In Vinewood news, rapper Mad Dogg was celebrating the launch of his new clothing line. Richard caught up with him." Mad Dogg: "Thing about Mad Dogg is, I'm thinkin' about becoming a superstar. I mean, you know, I've done everything I can do in the rap game, I won shit hands down. Nobody can handle me, you know? Lifetime champ, no shit! Can I say shit?" Richard: "Oh, hey man, it's cool." Mad Dogg: "That's cool? OK, no shit! I got clothes, I got labels comin' out, you know what I'm sayin', I'm doin' drinks, I got shoes, tires, rims, thinkin', you know, next day just bein' a full on superstar, you know? You get to wear a tight suit, and nail a lot of tail, you dig? You know what I do in real life. Gotta get me a drink though, right now, 'cause I'm thirsty, you know." Leanne: "What a troubled man. Sounds like he should lay off the sauce. Also today, a Tourette's theater group, banned from the park. Unless they take up mine. And finally, in foreign news, a suspected US agent was caught in Panama selling weaponry to right-wing guerillas, causing a major incident, but we plan mostly to gloss over the implications and hope you enjoy some sporting activity tonight. The state department is advising against foreign travel. This was Leanne Forge, WCTR news. Let's be careful out there." *Note: Leanne's last name is pronounced "For-jay." ----------- WCTR News 2 Announcer: "Prepare to be scared. The news is next." Leanne: "This is Leanne Forge, WCTR News. Pop sensation Crow threatens to stop singing. America celebrates. And - movies, are they true? Plus - children, was Freud right? Do they want us all dead? Now, a WCTR exclusive, with Richard Burns." Richard: "That's right Leanne, I'm Richard Burns. Crime in Los Santos has sky- rocketed, with officials saying carjacking, murder, robbery, and gang activity is all on the rise. Police described it as, and I'm quoting here, 'Nothing to worry about.' I met up with a real-life carjacker earlier, who showed me the ropes." Carjacker: "I call it the three 'g's. You just grab, get in, and go!" Carjacked: "Oh my God, you're in so much trouble!" Carjacker: "You shut up, bitch!" Richard: "Yeah, you be quiet bitch! This is a news story! Oh, cool! This is great, this is quality journalism. Uh, back to you, Leanne. Hey, let's get blunted and grab some Cluckin' Bell, I have got mad munchies." Carjacker: "Sounds good to me, fire it up!" Richard: "Dude, you got any papers?" Leanne: "Youth counselors in Los Santos are heading to the streets and meeting one-on-one with members of the community. One citizen told WCTR the real problem with drugs." B Dup: "They always said there's too many drugs in the hood. Homie, that's bullshit. Plain bullshit. I mean, way I see it is, there ain't enough drugs in the hood. Ain't nothin' like enough. And that's the real problem with people." Leanne: "Police still have no leads in the tragic murder of Officer Ralph Pendleburry, whose body was found recently. Pendleburry worked for internal affairs, it was believed he was close to uncovering a huge corruption ring within the LSPD. A police spokesman denied the story. A San Fierro man is suing the Renaissance Fair for selling him replica weaponry, which he blames for a string of murders. Richard caught up with him." San Fierro Man: "I purchased a working catapult at the Renaissance Fair, and after a fight with my insurance salesman over my DWI, I began lobbing balls of fire at his house, and burnt down an entire neighborhood. It's inexcusable! The manufacturers will pay. Give me some money! Come on, give me some money! It's their fault! What kind of a person sells a catapult without putting a very clear warning on the side? I don't want to work very hard, so I've hired a lawyer. I'm gonna be rich! Leanne: "Seems fair enough to me! I'm Leanne Forge, that was the news. Be safe out there." ----------- WCTR News 3 Announcer: "Next up, we've got the news. This time, some of it's true! Who are we kidding?" Leanne: "I'm Leanne Forge, WCTR News. Here's everything that matters, in simple terms, so you can understand. A dire warning from America's gun manufacturers." Gunman: "Arm yourself or die!" Leanne: "And, the Louisiana Purchase. Beads for women. Plus-wallpaper, something big is happening in home furnishings, don't be left behind. Our top story. Alan Crawford-manager of the rapper Mad Dogg-murdered! Mad Dogg recently launched a clothing label and compared himself favorably to Jesus and Ghandi while sniffing a lot. The brutal murder remains unsolved. Police suspect foul play. Richard Burns is at the scene." Richard: "Uh, no, actually Leanne, that story wasn't very interesting. So, I rode with San Fierro police detective Turk Martin, who is assigned to curtail illegal street racing activities in the countryside, surrounding Los Santos and San Fierro." Turk: "You know what's really cool? You get to chase these slimeballs really fast. And then if you hit someone and wreck, it's never your fault!" Richard: "This is so cool! You get to eat while you work? Mm, let me see that. Hey, stop now, bitches! Or we'll shoot out your tires!" Turk: "Put that down!" Richard: "Ah, dude, don't be a dick! Let me shoot out his tires!" Turk: "I'm doing like a hundred and ten miles an hour right now!" *sound of the car crashing, followed by silence* Leanne: "OK... In foreign news, a heavily-discredited former-dictator in Latin America is claiming a US government agency sold him weapons in exchange for drugs that our now being sold on the streets of our cities. Government officials strongly deny the claim." Official: "Why would we do something so crazy? We don't need drugs! We have good hookups already! Besides, do you know how much cocaine is needed to buy a helicopter? It's more than I can snort!" Leanne: "Leanne Forge, WCTR News. Stay worried out there." ----------- WCTR News 4 Announcer: "Next up, it's sensationalist propaganda. I mean the news." Leanne: "I'm Leanne Forge, WCTR News. Here's what you should think matters. Breaking news! Strange lights spotted over the desert. Here's an eyewitness report." Eyewitness: "I seen some strange lights over the desert. Yep, sure did!" Leanne: "Currently, we have no more information. In other news, residents are upset at taxes funding the Los Santos Museum of Natural History." Protester: *a chant of "bullshit" is heard in the background* "This fascination with the past is ridiculous. I mean, I've been to Pangea! It was disgusting! Our ancestors were idiots! My grandmother can barely talk she's so stupid!" Leanne: "Also, organ theft! How to know if you're going to wake up in a bath of ice! More gang violence. We go to the streets of Los Santos with Richard Burns." Richard: "That's right Leanne, I'm Richard Burns, and I am in a terrible part of town. A town under siege by hoodlums! Gang and drug wars are plaguing the city." Man: "Hey, you want this bird or what?" Richard: "Yeah, just put it in the van. A huge sudden upsurge in cocaine sales have been reported. The street wars between gangs of Ballas and Grove Street hoodlums came to a head recently when several senior Grove Street gang members were killed, while others were incarcerated. The police described that as, and I'm quoting, 'Excellent news.' Back to you, Leanne. Hey, has this been cut?" Man: "Hell no, it's good shit!" Leanne: "Bridges linking Red County and Flint County finally reopened recently after long delays following the earthquake. The governor congratulated himself extensively. In entertainment news: First it was the Bugees, then it was Love Fist. Now, the British invasion starts up again, this time from the Scottish village of Madchester. New band, the Gurning Chimps, are tipped for stardom. We caught up with the lead singer Maccer, when he landed in Los Santos Airport." Maccer: "The Gurning Chimps are coming to America, man. We're gonna take over. Mark my words and wipe my fucking ass. Lock up your doors, and get the drugs in. Madchester's in the area!" Leanne: "Leanne Forge, WCTR News. Keep it locked on, it's getting worse out there." ----------- WCTR News 5 Announcer: "Let's go find out what's really happening in the world. News." Leanne: "I'm Leanne Forge, WCTR News. We distort, you can't retort. Breaking news: is skateboarding turning your son gay? Also-San Fierro has been hit with one-tenth scale chaos, recently following a series of mini terrorist attacks. Tiny techno terrorists are suspected. More on that story as it comes in. A District Attorney is facing a long jail sentence after he was arrested outside the Vankoff Hotel trying to escape with well over a ton of marijuana. Police are currently investigating claims it was for personal use. Staying with pot, police are celebrating the destruction of a major hall of marijuana in Flint County recently, unfortunately the huge fire caused problems for local wildlife, much of which was found eating chocolate, listening to the same band over and over, and buying fractal artwork. Richard Burns is on the scene." Richard: "Oh man, I am wicked baked. Hey man, in the movie, you got shot, but you look great, baby! Who's the guy with the antlers! *a deer moans* Oh, shit! No, dude, dude, I was just checking to see if she was in heat! No, it's cool dude, she's your doe! Dude! Be cool! Leanne: "Ahem... Alright. Inhabitants of Bone County reported further inexplicable lights over the desert." Eyewitness: "Yeah, sure did!" Leanne: "Government officials blame the water supply. And, more positive news came from street good-guy Big Smoke, who today unveiled his new orphanage in a ceremony in Los Santos." Big Smoke: "Yes! Thank you, thank you. I just like to say this a great day for the impoverished and disadvantaged of Los Santos. And it's a real honor that I am as generous as I am. I remember when I was a little boy my dear mother would ask me what I wanted to be when I grow up. And I said, 'Mom, I wanna be a savior.' It's a great opportunity. The Big Smoke orphanage teaches kids important skills. I was an orphan; I struggled! I saw friends make mistakes and get pulled from the path of righteousness, but now, thanks to the generosity of a great man like me, kids is gonna be saved. Big Smoke, baby! Remember the name!" Leanne: "In crime news, Asian gang trouble in San Fierro is on the rise, with problems developing between Chinese Triad gangs, and Vietnamese gangs. A government official released this statement." Official: "Hey, if they wanna kill each other, let them! It's great, it means your taxes go down!" Leanne: "I'm Leanne Forge, WCTR News. Stay indoors." ----------- WCTR News 6 Announcer: "Is the world ending? We hope so, we need the ratings. The news is next." Leanne: "Leanne Forge, WCTR News. News with the bottom line in mind. Top news stories: Was Moses really from Ohio? Chairs-the silent killer in your home! Now, WCTR traffic and transit. After months, all bridges have been reopened, Bone County, Tierra Robada, and Las Venturas County are now linked up with the rest of the state. Locals celebrated by mass outbreaks of xenophobia and inbreeding. Also, police are celebrating the removal of a major crack-cocaine ring by undercover police that has virtually stopped the flow of drugs into Los Santos. Richard spoke to a man on the scene." Richard: "That's right Leanne, it's another victory for prohibition. Police are really celebrating after this one. One officer told me of his amazing true-life story of how he infiltrated a drug ring, and how cool it was to get paid to get high." Officer: "Yeah, I was undercover smoking crack every day. You know, just to be one of them. I even took my wife undercover and made her a crack whore! Say hello to the news man, bitch!" Wife: "Hey, don't I know you? The Rusty Trombone, right?" Richard: "I doubt it, tramp. You're crazy. Back to you, Leanne." Leanne: "Police are struggling to solve the mystery of a container ship found deserted and full of bodies. The FBI is investigating. And government officials denied the existence of an area of Bone County that isn't on the map. Someone, who was unprepared to be named, said, 'The so-called placed that isn't called anything doesn't exist. And if it did, we'd name it something.' And-where is Mad Dogg, wonder record execs? The rapper has battled alcoholism and egomania for many years and recently missed a concert in Las Venturas. Staying in Venturas: it used to be a patch of desert, then it was a mob town. Now, it is the corporate headquarters of America. Richard explains from the streets." Richard: "That's right, Leanne. It used to be a patch of desert, then it was a mob town. Now, it is the corporate headquarters of America. Back to you in the studio." Leanne: "In foreign news, we have war, famine, pestilence, and a lot of envy aimed at our way of life. Stay at home, it's better that way. I'm Leanne Forge, WCTR News. Stay alert; they're after us." ----------- WCTR News 7 Big Smoke: "This is well-known philanthropist, Big Smoke, and you're listening to WCTR. Make a difference to your community. Keep our cities drug free. Look, I'm doin' my bit, how are you helping?" Announcer: "Let's head over to the news room." Leanne: "Leanne Forge, WCTR news, reporting what the morning memo tells us to. Pornography in preschool-a sickening shortage! And-shiny compact discs turning your children into killers! Plus-the Epsilon tract-a psychotic power-hungry cult running the government and Vinewood. Or, an idea whose time has come! The WCTR team spoke to one member." Epsilon Member: "Whenever I'm in trouble, I talk to my invisible friends. When I was a kid, my Mother always told me to be good, or invisible people would kill me. I'm passing that terrifying living along to my children. Like a virus!" Leanne: "Also-police are investigating the murder of Liberty City crime family, the Sindaccos, whose bodies were found in a meat factory in Las Venturas. Could this be the start of a Mafia war? Or was it a sick game gone hideously wrong? Either way, America's beef producers say it will all blow over. Los Santos police officers Frank Tenpenny and Eddy Pulaski are being sought by government officials in order to stand trial for the murder of Ralph Pendleburry. The pair, whom prosecutors claim have masterminded a huge criminal organization, have disappeared. LSPD spokespeople said they were undercover. Las Venturas was recently celebrating the opening of the Four Dragons Casino, a huge new pleasure-palace with a Chinese feel, setting a new level of optimistic debauchery for the country. Richard reports from Venturas where the Four Dragons hosted the Child Actor Convention." Richard: "Who do you have to fuck to get a free drink in this place? How do you stay fourteen when the dealer is showing twelve, you moron? Yeah, hit me." Leanne: "Richard!" Richard: "Leanne! As you know, actors are a shallow and insecure lot, often uncomfortable with their sexuality. But what's worse are child actors-especially when they get together. Jimmy from the canceled sitcom, 'Just the Five of Us,' was dragged out by police earlier today." Jimmy: "This is bullshit! Hey, don't arrest my bitches! I am a star! It's just flour, I swear!" Richard: "Jimmy, Jimmy! I'm Richard Burns, WCTR News! What do you think of 'My Five Uncles,' the show that replaced yours?" Jimmy: "What do you think, dumbass? That show sucks my ass." Richard: "And why do you still look like a kid?" Jimmy: "I'm fifty-one years old! I just look like a kid! I'm gonna cock-punch you! Uh!" Richard: *high-pitched voice* Ahh! Jimmy: "How do you like that, you liberal-media bastard?" Richard: "Richard Burns...WCTR News... Back to you, Leanne." Leanne: "I'm Leanne Forge, WCTR News. I wouldn't sleep if I were you." ----------- WCTR News 8 Announcer: "Turn over in case you learn something. The news is next." Leanne: "Leanne Forge, WCTR News. Unfair and skewed for you. In the top stories, everyone is trying to kill you, but at least you're not in prison yet. Disgraced movie star Jack Howitzer broke his silence recently following his on-air murder of radio host Billy Dexter. Facing trial and a possible death sentence, Howitzer spoke to Richard. WCTR would like to be clear; we did pay for this interview." Richard: "That's right Leanne, I am Richard Burns, here, in Los Santos prison. As we all know, since politicians stopped musicians from coming here about shooting your woman on drugs, everyone is now questioning their sexuality. Jack Howitzer, you're facing a death sentence. How do you feel about that?" Jack: "I broke out of a POW camp in Korea, alright? So I'll be out of here soon." Richard: "Correct me if I'm wrong, that was a movie, and it wasn't real." Jack: "Oh no, it was real, I'm a veteran, of over forty films. But I've got a different Ho Chi now, say hello to the news man, Ho Chi." Ho Chi: "Um...hello." Jack: "You want me to kill you like the last Ho Chi? Say it like an Asian girl!" Ho Chi: "Uh, hewwo, hi." Richard: "Wow Jack Howitzer, that is a fine prison bitch. Where can I get one of those? Ha ha! Richard Burns, WCTR News!" Leanne: "The trial of allegedly disgraced police officers Frank Tenpenny and Eddy Pulaski began yesterday. Although Mr. Pulaski was not at court personally, prosecutors maintain both are guilty of murder, racketeering, drug-running, and sexual offenses. Defense maintain officers were just doing their job. Government officials are denying any knowledge of black helicopters that were recently seen flying over the state." Official: "Black helicopters? Huh. What black helicopters?" Leanne: "That clears it up. A Las Venturas institution Caligula's forced to admit that it was recently robbed. It's the first major heist carried out on a Venturas Casino in thirty years. Government officials are not ruling out foul play. Meanwhile, no explanation has been forthcoming as to why the Sherman Dam stopped generating electricity for a few hours recently. One bystander blamed aliens, who drink electricity before deflowering virgins. I'm Leanne Forge, WCTR News. It's going to get worse. Trust me." ----------- WCTR News 9 Announcer: "Next up, the reason you're afraid. The news!" Leanne: "Leanne Forge, WCTR News. Reporting what makes the administration happy. Today's top stories-do trees cause baldness? Is noise the new silent enemy of your family? And a special report on France-one nation's obsession with stand-up toilets. *splat* Breaking WCTR news! Navy officials are denying that a Hydra plane was stolen from a marine amphibious assault ship recently, despite eyewitness reports to the contrary. Tax payers on the seen are not happy." Tax payer: "I pay my taxes, that jet is supposed to be bombing schools!" Leanne: "The FBI is investigating possible links between the massacre of Forelli family members and the slaying of the Sindacco family. Unconfirmed reports suggest a similar style of execution was used in both hits. An official commented, 'It could be a worm hole in space.' I'm Leanne Forge, WCTR News. Don't turn it off. Trust me." ------------ WCTR News 10 Leanne: "Breaking WCTR News! We go to Richard in Los Santos!" Richard: *burps* "Dude...I am shit-faced! Leanne? Los Santos is in flames! This riot is spectacular, man! I mean...I can't even describe...store fronts are being smashed everywhere! There is some great...stuff to be had. There is free beer for everybody, dude, I've been loading up! This is capitalism as it was meant to be, baby! Hey! Hey! Get away from my newsvan! *gunshot* Yeah, that's right, I'm packin', ha ha, I'm Richard Burns, bitch! *more gunshots* Uh, police advise a state of martial law has been declared, you should stay in your homes, senators are burning your constitution, blah blah blippity bloopity blabbity blabbity blah, I'm Richard Burns, WCTR News! Jimmy! Jimmy! Get me some more beer out of the back of the van and clear out some space." Jimmy: "What?" Richard: "We're gonna get ourselves a big screen." Leanne: "We'll keep you posted. Now back to regular programming." ------------ WCTR News 11 Announcer: "Wanna be too scared to go outside? The news is next." Leanne: "Leanne Forge, WCTR state controlled news. Progged up! Today's top stories: why hatred is good for you! Foreigners: worse than we thought! And our top story concerns the death of recently-cleared police office Frank Tenpenny. His body was found in the aftermath of the recent riot set off by his acquittal. Coroners took several days to identify the body which had been mutilated and stripped by the homeless. More on the riot of the century! How do we keep it from happening again? Richard is on the streets with rescue workers." Richard: "Uh, Leanne, I don't know if you've ever covered a riot...*burps* but the scene here is amazing! Rescue workers are opening up a car with the jaws of life right here! It is so cool! Woman: "*banging on a door, very muffled* "I'm on fire, help me out of here!" Richard: "Hey! Shut up, bitch! I'm interviewing! You're ruining my report, shut up! Hey, hey, rescue guy, come here, come here. Richard Burns, WCTR News. How's it goin'? Rescue worker: "You dumbass, I'm trying to save this woman! Get out of here!" Richard: "*mocking* Oh, I'm trying to save this woman, step back. Yeah, well, see if I give you any beers from my news truck, you overpaid prick! Leanne, this town is going to need some healing. Back to you. *burps* Hey, why don't you use the jaws of life on your fat wife, dude? Ha ha ha...did you hear me rank him, that was rad!" Leanne: "I'm so glad you're OK, Richard." Richard: "Hey baby, are we off the air? I looted some great stuff for our apartment! A fat bearskin rug, a new blender, a double ender, a-" Leanne: "Ahem...currently we have no more information. And in entertainment news, the comeback of the year! Disgraced drunkard Mad Dogg, who was recently saved from jumping to his death by his mystery assistant, is on top of the charts with a new album and a sell-out tour plan." Mad Dogg: "Yes, people! The wait is over! Mad Dogg is back, on the top where I belong, baby! Number one! Now I wanna set the records straight at this point. I've been hearing all kinds of shit like I was drunk and I was on some drugs, and I had a breakdown and some shit, I was never in a hotel in Las Venturas. That's bullshit. They just hatin' on a playa, man, they've been hatin' on me since I was in baby shoes. I was in the studio, yeah! Took a little time off. I watched y'all rappers get out there and try to do your thing, but now I'm ready to drop this dog shit on yo' whack-ass rappers. I got a new manager, his name is Carl Johnson, and we gonna take this rap game to a new level by storm, for a second time! Yeah bitches, sign up right now to get in my ho roster. It's gon' be big. Yeah, get-take a number ho, take a number." Leanne: "I'm Leanne Forge, WCTR News. This is the end, and a new beginning." |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 31. Glitches & Secrets (SAGAS) | |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| In this section you'll find all submitted glitches and secrets found during the game. If you have any glitches and/or secrets you want to submit, email me at: rcarr0(at)aol(dot)com |=============================================================================| | A. Glitches (SAGLI) | |=============================================================================| Gang Tag Glitch --------------- If you run out of spray paint while spraying over a tag you'll get a message telling you that the tag is sprayed over, but it won't count towards your percentage meaning that you'll have to start a new game. Mountain Bike Glitch -------------------- Whenever you are on a mountain bike, hold the square button and continually tap the X button. CJ will stretch and bend at weird angles and will even stretch into the ground! Flamethrower Glitch ------------------- Every glitch in every game is weird, but this is one of the strangest glitches that I've ever known. I was doing this in Las Venturas but I think it works everywhere. If you notice when you use your flamethrower to aim at the floor, you create a small flame that expires after a while, or perhaps create 2 or 3 flames and when they begin to rise, the fire truck arrives, extinguish the fire and that's the end of the story. For doing this glitch, preferably eat something before so that you don't start to feel hungry, as it takes some time. Create a line of fire with your flamethrower of at least 4 flames horizontally with no cops nearby or they begin to chase you. Keep watching the fire centring with R3, trying to move CJ only if necessary. If the fire truck arrives to extinguish the fire, repeat until you get a whirlwind of fire of decent size. When you get it, it can't be extinguished if you keep it centring with R3 camera and watching. After a while the fire truck get sick of it and they leave the fire alone. So here comes the best part. The fire physics are strange but if you move R3 slowly and walking just a little bit you can aim the fire. Keep doing this and you can move it in certain directions. I don't know why this happened but maybe it's because CJ's third person camera takes the mainstream of events, and the fire spreads to it. Don't worry if the flames are close to you, they don't hurt you until you move CJ to the flames. If there are any pedestrians walking towards the flames, they don't suffer any damage, even though they don't run away. Vehicles can still take damage but to make them explode they must be stopped for a certain period of time. Try it on traffic lights or when another vehicle is blocking the path. This is particularly use- ful on highways where cars travel at high speeds, and there are multiple wrecks and you can wait to watch them all explode. You won't get a wanted level for doing this glitch. Submitted by Marriozsuxs. Closer to God ------------- When I was gracefully floating to the ground with a parachute deployed (and with VERY little health), I was being shot at by two Police helicopters. Although Carl was clearly being hit dozens of times, my health did not diminish. Since I had so little at the time, I do not know if your health does not diminish while you're descending, you can't die while you're descending, or you won't die until C.J. lands. Either way, it was an interesting event. Submitted by I_have_mental_health_issues. Busted in the Air ----------------- After being shot for some time, the cops got somewhat close. I was actually busted in MID-AIR! I think that if the helicopter gets too close for too long while you're in the deployed parachute, you get arrested. I'm not sure if its a permanent or random glitch, but I've had difficulty testing this and the aformentioned glitch since it is so difficult to set up (get two Police helicopters after you, rise to high altitude, bail out, float down, etc.). Submitted by I_have_mental_health_issues. Transparent Money ----------------- Go inside the Abandoned AC Tower at Verdant Meadows. Face the windows with the light switch between them and look up with the right analog stick. You can see the money that generates outside, but not the icon. Notice that if you are between the wall and the edge of the table, you are too close for the money to increase. But if you back up to the opposite wall and look upwards at it, the money will start coming in. Submitted by I_have_mental_health_issues. Disappearing/Reappearing Jetpack -------------------------------- First, get the jetpack and move it to an open area, like the landing strip. Stand a few meters away from it and select a weapon that you can aim and walk with, like the SMG or M4. As you are aiming, walk onto the jetpack. Do not stop aiming while you walk over it. The jetpack will disappear, and it will appear on Carl's back when you stop aiming. Obviously, this won't work for the Fist/Knuckle Duster, Melee Weapons, Gifts, the Camera, the Sniper Rifle, or the Extra items (parachute, night vision goggles, etc.) since you cannot go into third person aiming mode with them. Submitted by I_have_mental_health_ issues. CSR 103.2 or CSR 103.9? ----------------------- Although the pictures and text for CSR put the dial at 103.2, the imaging (advertisements for the station between songs) call the station CSR 103.9 instead. Submitted by I_have_mental_health_issues. The Vortex Pay & Spray Glitch ----------------------------- I ordered a Vortex from the Import/Export operation. When I sprayed it another colour and later attempted to exit, the game froze. I was falsely attributing this error to a specific color and location, but I've since figured out that the game freezes when you try to exit a Vortex after you've painted it. If you ignore everything else, at least warn your readers about this so they don't lose valuable data. Submitted by I_have_mental_health_issues. Fender Ketchup Glitch --------------------- As soon as I start the mission "Fender Ketchup" everything starts going wrong. When Carl steps into the garage, the Italian guy is already tied to the hood of the car, as he is suppose to. When Carl tells him he is going to leave him there and take a drive, the garage door opens --> Carl jumps into the car and floors it --> garage door slams shut BEFORE Carl gets out of the garage... The camera freezes on the spot and you can just see the back wheels spinning as Carl is "ramming" the car against the door. All I can do is press crtl+alt+del and shut the game down. Submitted by ko8346. Wanted List Glitch ------------------ Yeah, this is about a glitch having to do with the car wanted list at the docks. I was on the second list and I found a towtruck and a Blista Compact in Las Venturas. I naturally wanted both so I towed the Blista Compact to the docks. When I got to the docks I took the towtruck, Blista Compact and all into the red marker. The screen first said this car is not needed, but then it took the blista( the tow chain was still attached). Not thinking of it, I went off to find a stafford. When I returned I exported the stafford and my list was complete. It unlocked the turismo and everything but the Blista Compact was missing. So I looked at the Import/Export list and it had two FCR-900s on the list. So, I bought the more expensive one and it turned out to be the towtruck! Now the ship refuses to take my blista and it says the list is done. but on the chalk board it's all done save for the Blista. Submitted by squadexodus. Weightless Trains ----------------- If you 'train-jack' a train (the engine) at unity station - one pointing West - drive it west for quite a while, then stop and bring it back through the station at high speed and on into Ganton, it may derail in Ganton (it did for me at least). The carriages then lie on their sides in the middle of the road etc. You can spin them round just by walking at them. I.E. the physics model gives them no weight/inertia. Minor point but quite amusing. (they do disappear after a save). Submitted by Chris Cullen. Save Glitch ----------- Firstly, I have already unlocked Wu Zi Mu's Four Dragons Casino missions and have completed the 'Explosive Situation' mission. Secondly, I have also finished collecting all horseshoes in Las Venturas, so obviously, several heavy weapons such as the SMG, M4 and Combat Shotgun have spawned outside of his casino. Also I have not ever used a single cheat code, so in order to perfect the weapon skills of the said weapons, I started shooting civilians and there- fore attracting cops. After getting shot several times, I would run to the nearby save point and save my game to replenish my health. so after performing this pattern a number of times, I was suddenly wasted by the cops just as I touched the save point and in my folly, I saved my game. meaning, I got wasted just as I touched a save point and I saved my game. When the game came back, I was in front of a hospital just as I would be if I was wasted, except for one thing... there were no more missions, no more save points, no more properties on sale, only fast food joints, girlfriends, garages, shops and Emmet. As a result I cannot progress the game any further and I have tried all means to repair the glitch (reloading the game, getting wasted and busted in all ways, using cheats and etc.etc.). I have now deleted my hard earned progress and restarted the game. Submitted by impulsivefreedom. |=============================================================================| | B. Secrets (SASEC) | |=============================================================================| Get into the airport without a Pilot's Licence ---------------------------------------------- If you want to get into an airport early, find a car and park it next to the security booth. Jump on to the roof of the car and then climb on to the roof of the security booth. Easy Paramedic missions ----------------------- If you start the Paramedic missions in a small town such as Angel Pine (not sure if it works with any other towns), all the patients spawn in that one small town, making trips back and forth to the hospital easier. Getting Into the Airport Without Any Skills ------------------------------------------- I just got inside the airport without any skills, thanks to the kind policeman who opened the gate. =) Trick is to just drive/walk to the front gate with 2- star-wanted and wait for a cop from other side of the gate to come and open it for me. Submitted by esa.hakkinen. Good Sniping Point ------------------ In Las Venturas, behind the clown's pocket is a construction site with a working crane. No big deal right? It's too far away from any cars, but there's piles of bricks nearby that you can bring up into the air and let loose... and they stay in the air. So, grab your jetpack and stand on them for a good sniping point. Submitted by glenJammin. Hidden Pay 'N' Spray -------------------- I found a Pay n' Spray in Las Venturas that isn't labelled on the map (or even the mini-map). In LV, the 'Royal Casino' area, just west of the church (where a horseshoe was on top of), another way to say it is: from the black pyramid, go one block north to the multi-story car garage, it's on the block east of the garage. The Pay 'n' Spray is light brown with a reddish lining on the roof, and has power lines above it. (It also has a big sign for 'Pay n' Spray.) The opening to the garage faces to the south, so you are facing north when you drive in. Submitted by glenJammin. Hidden Pay 'N' Spray 2 ---------------------- Hi again. I recently found that this Pay n' Spray is another Blue Hell location. As you walk into it on foot, the grey metal grating allows CJ to fall right through, and respawn back in front of the Pay n' Spray. I found this out when my ATV got stuck in it. Submitted by glenJammin. Crime Sprees Without Getting Stars ---------------------------------- I found a way to commit as many crimes as you want without getting any police stars. It's during the mission, "Are You Going to San Fierro?" (the one where you help The Truth burn his weed farm). After you burn down The Truth's weed farm and blow up the helicopter you are asked to get in the Mothership. This is when you can commit any crimes you want without alerting the police. Make sure you get into the Mothership because if you walk too far, a cop will arrest The Truth. All you have to do is get in the Mothership and get back out to enable you to go anywhere without getting The Truth arrested. You can still drive the Mothership if you want. Just don't fail the mission or else you won't be able to commit crimes without getting stars. Now, load up on the guns and ammo and have some fun. Especially during the first couple minutes when you are high from burning the weed farm. The downside is the more crimes you commit the lower your criminal ranking goes. It goes down really slowly though. You can also enter Las Venturas and Restricted Areas without getting any stars. At this point of the game, Las Venturas is still closed. Submitted by gtasecrets. Max out Respect Easily ---------------------- When still in Los Santos, and you really want to raise respect, there is one very effective method, and can take as little as 2 hours to max out your respect and be able to recruit 7 gang members, What you must do is quite simple, stock up on the AK-47; make sure you have a good amount of bullets. After you have enough bullets, go to the LSPD headquarters (Police station) and park a fast car or bike outside. Head down to the jail cells, where one of them contains armour. Take the armour, then scroll to get your AK-47. You will now get 2 stars for taking out the weapon. Now, while in the cell, position yourself to around the left side in the middle of the cell, and manually AIM your AK-47. Police will come one after another, and position the gun to be able to get a head shot. The Police AI for some reason stops and does not shoot at you for the most part, so simply blow off their heads. Police will just keep coming and coming, so continue one after another aiming and shooting their heads. Eventually with persistence, you would have maxed out your respect! When you are happy with the amount of respect you have earned, or you have been shot at one too many times, sprint out the building, ignoring the shooting cops, and enter the vehicle that you parked before hand. Quickly drive to the pay and spray that is nearby to lose the police, then save the game as a heavily respected CJ! You can either do this all at once, or bit by bit, either way, it will only take an hour or two to gain a good chunk or respect using this handy method. Submitted by Aziz Strife 7777. Boring Musem Sign ----------------- At the Gant Bridge Visitor Center in San Fierro (it's right by the Gant Bridge) there is a sign in front if it that says,"Gant Bridge Visitor Center - Gift Shop, Boring Museum, and Tourist Information." Submitted by Popcornjack. Actual Piece of Cable Sign -------------------------- At the Gant Bridge Visitor Center in San Fierro, right by the diner there is a piece of the "cable" used to "build" the Gant Bridge, with a sign above it that says,"Actual Piece of Cable - *Oooooh amazing - *That's mind blowing - *Actually, no, it's simple physics and not really that impressive". Submitted by Popcornjack. Look Twice: Marital Arts ------------------------ In San Fierro, there is a gym called Cobra Marital Arts. Look twice at the title; it's probably not what you're thinking of. Instead of m-a-r-t-i-a-l arts, it has the T and I switched around spelling M-A-R-I-T-A-L Arts. Silly Rockstar is getting back at their wives, because, of course, marital means marriage. (This was not an accidental spelling error made by the artist, by the way, because when you enter, the text at the bottom right of the screen spells it "marital" arts, too. Submitted by Popcornjack. True Crime is Grime ------------------- Several billboards throughout San Andreas (the only ones I've seen are in Los Santos but there may be more in San Fierro and Las Venturas)say, "True Grime: Sreet Cleaners." It's in the same font and same colours as True Crime: Streets of L.A., so it's obviously a getback at that game. Submitted by Popcornjack. Bridge Facts ------------ Right by the Gant Bridge Center in San Fierro there is a sign entitled Bridge Facts. Under the title it says: Length-159.7m; height-60.3m above sea level; 16000 polygons, inc. 1.00s(or LOOs, i'm not sure which); 600m draw distance; 11 textures; takes up a staggering 1.27mb of disc space. Submitted by Popcornjack. Vice City Playing Cards ----------------------- In the Las Venturas casinos, there are playing cards that have famous characters of Vice City on them such as Candy Suxxx and Lance Vance. Submitted by Popcornjack. Vice City and Manhunt References -------------------------------- In Zero's shop, right by the counter on the left side, there is a shelf with action figures hanging from them from Vice City, such as Tommy Vercetti and Lance Vance, and characters from Manhunt. Submitted by Popcornjack. Mmm, Pointy ----------- In San Fierro's Financial district (C2), there is a big, pointy building. The entrance to the building is opposite the valet missions. There is also a sign that says: BIG POINTY BUILDING "Big Prick Jokes Are Forbidden". Anyway, the entrance leads to the roof, where there is a parachute. Rockstar is practically pushing you off of the building, aren't they? Submitted by I_have_ mental_ health_issues. Cheese! ------- Look at your girlfriend while on a date with the camera in first person view and Carl will say something like "Cheese!". The girl will run into the frame and pose. Submitted by I_have_mental_health_issues. Wu Zi Mu, the Blind Gamer ------------------------- One of Woozy's missions requires that you dive underwater and plant a bug on a container ship. (I forget the name...) Anyway, the mission requires that you have at least 20% lung capacity to complete it. If you don't, an interesting cutscene plays out between Carl and Woozy. Who knew he was such a great gamer? Submitted by I_have_mental_health_issues. Northstar Rock/North Rock ------------------------- Although the map shows a "Northstar Rock" (an obvious word play on Rockstar North), the game lists the area simply as "North Rock". Submitted by I_have_ mental_health_issues. Truth's Warning --------------- The road to Truth's farm has a lot of signs on it, most saying "No Trespassing" and such. If you look, one of the sign textures says: "TRESPASSERS WILL BE SHOT/ SURVIVORS WILL BE SHOT AGAIN". Anyone who played Vice City and payed attention knows that this sign is behind Phil Cassidy's picture while the game is loading. Submitted by I_have_mental_health_issues. Mmm, Tasty ---------- During one mission, your car drives through a Sprunk billboard. Before your car goes through, the billboard says "A Taste of Things to Come". After the car crashes through, the billboard reads "A Taste of _______ __ Come" since a chunk of it is missing. Submitted by I_have_mental_health_issues. License/Licence Plates List --------------------------- Plate on burglary van in Ryder's first mission = "SWAG" Plate of Tampa in "Yay Ka Boom Boom" = "TIME BOMB" Pulaski's Buffalo in "High Noon" = "PULASKI" Cesar's Savanna = "LVA4L" [L]os [V]arrios [A]ztecas [4]For [L]ife. Car in last storyline mission = "IMY AK" There are a number of other vanity plates that are randomly applied to certain cars in certain missions (such as the Tampa in "Puncture Wounds", as well as the car you're pursuing). This is a list of the ones I've encountered so far: -"PRE4CHER" -"S4ND M4N" -"L3337 OG" -"SUNRA 93" -"MATHEW 2" -"EVIL SCY" -"S3XY JUD" -"CHUNKY 1" -"R3D R4SP" -"RKK PWND" -"UG FUX69" -"T3H BUCK" -"PREACHER" Submitted by I_have_mental_health_issues. Fly Planes Early ---------------- It is possible to fly the Dodo or Shamal as soon as you can save the game for the very first time. First of all jack a hardtop car (a car that's got a roof). Now head for the airport entrance located at the south of the map. Park the car on the left so that the actual roof is as near to the lower fence. Then get out and jump on top of the car, run forward at the fence then press square. He now grabs onto the top of the fence, press square again to jump over. Turn right and right again round the entrance and head onto the other side of the ramp. You now see a smaller fence. Walk up to it and press square. Keep going forward to get to the Dodo. It now goes left and right using L2 and R2, same as a helicopter. Further along this side there is also a Shamal. You can fly both planes around unlocked areas, but when you fly over locked areas, the area restrictions kick in and you instantly get 4 stars. Only when you're in the air, there are fighters that missile you down. San Fierro and Las Venturas' planes remain locked until you get the pilot's license. You can enter the airports except that none of the vehicles, including parked cars, allow you to get in. Although San Fierro features a large propeller plane, and a stunt plane with built in gun. Submitted by MVI. Get Millions Easily ------------------- Similarly to flying planes early, you can have $50 million or more as soon as it's possible to save. Do the cycling mission and do the first level twice more to earn $12000. Then head to the house near the park with a lake at the centre (in the north section of Los Santos), to buy a $10000 house. Save the game, then go to the nearby betting shop, shown on the map that comes with the game. Go in and go up to one of the machines. Press triangle, the select the bottom horse. Add your bet of all your money, and bet. If you lose, reload the game. If you win, save and then go back and bet with your higher amount of money. Eventually you will have more money than you will ever need. Also, the odds are thought to be much better than what the machine says, being an estimated 5-1. Submitted by MVI. Get Weapon Skill Quickly (1) ---------------------------- A great way to develop skill quickly for a particular gun, assuming you have enough ammo, is to put a car in your garage. Then shoot the hell out of the car, every hit counts as a headshot. When the car starts to burn run away, let the garage close and go back to your now perfect car. Start again, very soon you will have a massive weapon skill. Submitted by MVI. Get Weapon Skill Quickly (2) ---------------------------- First step is be prepared for some rough n long ride. Next get at least 300 ammo for your weapon of choice. Go to the front of one of your safe houses preferably Jefferson or Willowfield. Kill a cop and keep killing them until the SWAT guys start dropping from the helicopter or when your health is low. Duck into your safe house save and come back out and repeat. Saving helps you get rid of wanted levels and restores your health. Shooting the cops also has the effect of increasing your respect level (you could even max it out). I used this strategy at the Willowfield safe house to level my silenced pistol, shotgun and sawn-off shotgun to hitman levels within the space of an hour and a half (maybe less wasn't really timing). Submitted by Victor. Vigilante Criminals Kill Themselves ----------------------------------- You will more than certainly be aware that once you leave a police vehicle during a vigilante mission, you'll have 60 seconds to get to another police vehicle. But whilst in this mode, if you enter any building (through a downward arrow) the criminals will start disappearing. After 45 seconds exit and get back in your vehicle. Exit and back to the shop. Keep repeating this process and you will soon have finished all of the required vigilante missions. Submitted by MVI. No Bike Opponents ----------------- So, you've started a really hard biking mission or simply want to play without being hassled by those annoying opponents. Simply machine gun them and they will quickly die, lose their vehicle or be rendered slow and rubbish. This is very effective as if you only shoot their tyres and they'll be spinning all over the place crashing into the nearby tree at an absurd angle. Submitted by MVI. Stoppie Forever --------------- This is a trick I found by accident after rampaging all round the 3 islands on a motorbike, or to be precise 27 of them. I now have a longest stoppy of about 4 minutes 20, want to now how? It's very simple, wheelie up to a small wall, then put your front wheel over the wall so you are stuck with a wheel on each side, now push forwards and accelerate to lift the back wheel of the ground, counts as a stoppy. Release when bored to have an amazing stoppy. Submitted by MVI. Take Down a Helicopter With a Sniper Rifle ------------------------------------------ This is more of a tip than a secret, but I didn't know where else to add it. In the game you can take down police helicopters with one shot from the sniper rifle. You just need to hit them in the center of the rotor, where it connects to the body. Submitted by fjl. Keep Certain Privileges ----------------------- Here is a glitch I encountered, but I don't know if someone else can duplicate it. I pretty much had 100% completed. I had the final mission, the Chiliad Challenge and one or two other little things to go. I was home sick and all doped up on medication. I started a second game just to play around and do silly stuff. You can probably guess what happened next. I saved over my main game. Was I pissed. So I started over from the beginning. In the new game, there a some things "leftover" from the previous game. If I get wasted or busted I still maintain all of my weapons without having dated anyone. The gates at the airports open without having a pilots license and all of the photos I took are still there. Submitted by Skylad. License/Licence Plates (2) -------------------------- I've found lots of vanity plates from using the Import/Export Crane. Here are the ones I've encountered: LUVA4L DBP 4NDY OMEGA EV1L SLY A2TMFK MR B3NN G1RUYHUN LA BOMBA J LOMAX S4ND M4N IMY AK HAZEBOMB ASSMAN GR01N 4GEDIT DI5C0 5TU TH3 P1G5 R F3RG1E TIM EA SUCKS TAMMY F*** YOU HOM BR0 D1E G0T M00 MR JOBBY M00TV 4U BR0 D1CK MATHEW 2 BDP Submitted by Sherry Lose any Wanted Level --------------------- No matter what wanted level you might have it can be completely removed by entering the driving school and taking one of the tests. Submitted by kaare_ posborg. 5030ft Insane Stunt Bonus ------------------------- Hi, I found a way to do a long distance insane stunt with a bike in GTA San Andreas. I found it in Toreno's mission "Stowaway". When I rush into the plane I do the INSANE STUNT BONUS with 5030ft distance. I think because of the plane's distance. You can try it. I've succeeded at that twice, but it's very rare. Submitted by anxem2000. Black Project Alternate Cutscene -------------------------------- I'd found a new different cutscene when I started the BLACK PROJECT mission in the Airfield. I play GTA SA on PC but I hope this will also works on the other platforms too. Before you start this mission, just make CJ grow fatter (may be over 50%, I think). Then a different cutscene will come. The Truth will hide behind a plane, using his cellphone to talk with CJ. He demands for CJ to lose weight. Submitted by luuduchieu_VN. Racing Tips ----------- 1 - In street races - Before jumping in the race just take a good look at the race map - Remember the location of the last turn before the race finishes you're gonna need that. - When the race starts instead of rushing in with the others get to the last turn in the race get out of your vehicle and grab a heavy weapon (I recommend the M134 the so called 'Minigun') and get ready to take out all of the competitors (be aware of something else. Every time you get off the vehicle you have approximatly 25 seconds to get back in so stay in the bike till you see them comin'. Blast all the fools - ALL - before reaching the finish line. If you have a wanted level, no prob, go into any pay n' spray then complete your race normally. Although this will destroy hope in getting a high score but I find it sometimes easier than the normal racing. 2 - Some Bike Challenges - For the dirt track, the same technique of (1) will get you first - For the CURSED CHALLENGE NRG - 500, get a packer, the (truck which has 2 ledges on its back to carry cars) Use it as a handy ramp here. I recommend getting it in your garage in Doherty so it can be available any time you wish to play the race. Then get the packer and stop it under any high checkpoints, get off the packer and leave the door open (of course you know why), then get on the bike and start the race. You can simply get on the packer's ramp and grab the checkpoint easily. Note - leave all the "easy-picked checkpoints" for now, you're gonna need them through the race to raise your time repeatedly. Just start with the high ones, when you finish one of them, get off the bike and drive the packer to the next checkpoint and so on till you get them all. Be aware of the 25 seconds when leaving the challenge bike. - For the BMX Chiliad there is one ANNOYING checkpoint, the one located between the 2 corresponding curved ramps, this one is too high to be taken. Maybe you can use a car, a sedan car, an easy to climb car (by the bike), before you enter the challenge. You gotta stop the car exactly under the checkpoint and leave the door open, then enter the race. Once you come to that checkpoint do the bunnyhop move to get on the car ceiling then do another one. You can simply grab the checkpoint. Submitted by Dr. Tornado Insane Rampage -------------- I found out an easy way to satisfy your catastrophic instinct without using cheats and without getting killed! In other words, you can destroy dozens of cars, police trucks, tanks and not worry about the police blowing your head off. First of all, visit the nearest Amuu-Nation store and equip yourself with TONS of weaponry (if you want to really enjoy it) incl. grenades of course! Then get to Los Santos and open up your map display. Right at the center of Los Santos, you can see a very big highway intersection. The first structure block to the left of the intersection should contain an oval building, as you can see on the map. This is the Los Santos scyscraper, the tallest building in the game. Enter it and get on the roof. Grap the parachute and get ready to jump! As soon as you jump, you can tilt to the left or right to direct your landing point. Land to a building that is tall enough but not VERY tall. Not very high as your weapons will be no good and not very low as the police helicopters will be able to open fire at you. Now, the grenades are my favourites. Throw some to cause an initial mayhem as you watch cars blow up one after another. You can use ANY weapon though. The police are unable to get to you. Their cars/trucks gather up around the building when you are on top. A couple of grenades should teach them a lesson! The police helicopters won't be able to get you either if you are at a building of moderate height. Be careful though, if you stand on one of the roof's edges for a while, police- men/SWAT team may try to shoot you. You can get six WANTED stars and destroy ANYTHING around your roof very easily (artillery as well!).. Have a happy rampage! Submitted by FreeSTYLER :)) Easy Money ---------- Go to most bars, the easiest is the bar west of CJ's first Safe House, press Triangle next to the man standing near the pool table to play pool, and since it is very easy you can wager a 1,000 dollars and get easy money, you can also play 2 players by having the second controller press Start, which starts a 2 player game of pool. P.S. If you lose, you can kill the guy you were playing against, and get your money back. Submitted by pappersucks. Unfinished Business ------------------- In the Green Goo mission, when you're following the yellow dot back to the abandoned airfield DON'T fly over the Restricted Area or there will be couple of SAM behind your back. Unfinished business I guess :) Submitted by Erwin. Burglary Missions ----------------- For the burglary R3 mission, I found an easy way, either that or a random occ- urence, but in Los Santos you get in the boxville and start the mission, then go down the street that Emmet is on and the same street where you are able to buy property, the house next to it, if you're able to get this to work. Hope- fully, there will be a guy in there sitting on the couch as soon as you get in there. Target him but don't shoot. Then when you walk over to the tv sitting on the stand he should call the cops. At this point you can go right ahead and kill him. But be sure to grab the tv on your way out. Then go back inside and if it worked right there should be a tv in the same spot, and it should cont- inue to respawn. So you could just sit there the whole night till 06:00 steal- ing the same tv, I stole about 30k worth of tvs just that one night. But may have just been a random glitch. Submitted by ggoggeta |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 32. Easter Eggs (SAEAS) | |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| GTA 3 Reference --------------- During the missions "Wu Zi Mu" and "Farewell, My Love..." for Cesar, the GTA III guy can be seen in the background. Change the size of the moon --------------------------- The Easter egg from GTA3 and Vice City is back. Shoot the moon with a sniper rifle and it will change size. Driv3r Reference ---------------- During the mission "Madd Dogg's Rhymes" for OG Loc, there will be a guard sitting down and playing Driv3r. He will say something like "How could Refractions mess up so bad? Tanner, you suck ass!" Manhunt Reference ----------------- Enter any bar in San Andreas (Ten Green Bottles, Misty's, etc.) and on the wall is a Cerberus guard from Manhunt. Terminator 2 Reference ---------------------- During the mission "Just Business" for Smoke, you will lose the tanker that is chasing you, but it will soon catch up with you again, and it looks like the aqueduct chase scene from T2. Tombstone Message ----------------- I found an Easter egg in San Fierro: in the hippie district there's a cemetery, and every tombstone reads '1997-2004 OUR COMPETITION'. Submitted by glenJammin. Hotrod Tow Truck ---------------- This is more of an oversight than a glitch. Connect a semi to a trailer, drive the rig, and notice how slow it is. Now attach a tow truck to the semi. The tow truck can pull the rig much faster than the semi could! Apparently, Rockstar didn't program the tow truck to be slower when towing a vehicle. Submitted by MrHurcules. Explosion-Proof Mothership -------------------------- The Mothership from "Are You Going To San Fierro" is explosion-proof. It's not fireproof, bulletproof, or damage-proof, but strangely enough, it is explosion- proof. Due to it's lack of fireproofing, if the environment catches fire due to an explosion, the Mothership may catch fire and explode, making it look as though it isn't explosion-proof. Thus, its property must be verified on concrete in the absence of other vehicles. Submitted by MrHurcules. Custom Sound Van ---------------- Also, the Sound Van from "Life's a Beach" is not unique because of the sound system in the rear. Strangely enough, all Ponies have sound equipment in the back. (Steal one yourself and look). However, the Sound Van is unique because it has Off-Road Wheels (I guess to drive through the beach sand, LOL), and Ponies cannot be upgraded at the mod garages. I believe the reason for the Explosion-proofing on the Mothership is so that when the helicopter is shot down and explodes near the Mothership, it won't destroy the mission-related vehicle. Hey, it's the first vehicle ever to shrug off a million shots from a rocket launcher only to be humbled by a well-aimed 9mm bullet to the gas cap! Submitted by MrHurcules. "No Easter Eggs" Message ------------------------ In San Fierro the Gant Bridge (Golden Gate Bridge) has a sign on top of it. Get a jetpack or helicopter to get up there. Hover near the highest horizontal bar. If you look closely enough you can see the message "There are no Easter eggs up here. Go away." Pretty cool huh? Submitted by Tom X. Suicidal Photographer --------------------- Just south of the southernmost area just over the bridge from Los Santos to Southern San Fierro (wilderness), you will see a person with a camera take a picture, walk slowly into the water, and drown. Submitted by BenBagOfBones3. Warning for Fatso! ------------------ In the Black Project at the airfield, you can't do the mission if you are too fat and The Truth will ask you to come back after you lose some weight. Submitted by Erwin. If you have any Easter eggs you want to submit, email me at: rcarr0(at)aol(dot)com |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 33. 100% Checklist (SA100) | |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| Here is a checklist for keeping track of your progress in GTA: SA. Cut and paste the checklist into a word processor and print it out if you want to. Los Santos Story Missions [ ] Big Smoke [ ] Sweet & Kendl [ ] Ryder [ ] Tagging Up Turf [ ] Cleaning the Hood [ ] Drive-Thru [ ] Nines and AKs [ ] Drive-By [ ] Sweet's Girl [ ] Cesar Vialpando [ ] Home Invasion [ ] Catalyst [ ] Robbing Uncle Sam [ ] OG Loc [ ] Running Dog [ ] Wrong Side of the Tracks [ ] Just Business [ ] High Stakes, Low Rider [ ] Life's A Beach [ ] Madd Dogg's Rhymes [ ] Management Issues [ ] House Party [ ] Burning Desires [ ] Gray Imports [ ] Doberman [ ] Los Sepulcros [ ] Reuniting the Families [ ] The Green Sabre Badlands Story Missions [ ] Badlands [ ] First Date [ ] Tanker Commander [ ] Body Harvest [ ] King In Exile [ ] First Base [ ] Local Liquor Store [ ] Gone Courting [ ] Against All Odds [ ] Made In Heaven [ ] Small Town Bank [ ] Wu Zi Mu [ ] Farewell My Love... [ ] Are You Going to San Fierro? San Fierro Story Missions [ ] Wear Flowers In Your Hair [ ] 555-We-Tip [ ] Deconstruction [ ] Back to School [ ] Photo Opportunity [ ] Jizzy [ ] T-Bone Mendez [ ] Mike Toreno [ ] Mountain Cloud Boys [ ] Ran Fa Li [ ] Lure [ ] Amphibious Assault [ ] The Da Nang Thang [ ] Outrider [ ] Snail Trail [ ] Ice Cold Killa [ ] Pier 69 [ ] Toreno's Last Flight [ ] Yay-Ka-Boom-Boom [ ] Zeroing In [ ] Test Drive [ ] Customs Fast Track [ ] Puncture Wounds [ ] Air Raid [ ] Supply Lines [ ] New Model Army Desert Story Missions [ ] Monster [ ] Highjack [ ] Interdiction [ ] Verdant Meadows [ ] Learning to Fly [ ] N.O.E. [ ] Stowaway [ ] Black Project [ ] Green Goo Las Venturas Story Missions [ ] Fender Ketchup [ ] Explosive Situation [ ] You've Had Your Chips [ ] Don Peyote [ ] Intensive Care [ ] The Meat Business [ ] Fish in a Barrel [ ] Freefall [ ] Saint Mark's Bistro [ ] Madd Dogg [ ] Misappropriation [ ] High Noon [ ] Architectural Espionage [ ] Key to Her Heart [ ] Dam and Blast [ ] Cop Wheels [ ] Up, Up and Away [ ] Breaking the Bank at Caligula's [ ] A Home in the Hills Return to Los Santos Story Missions [ ] Vertical Bird [ ] Home Coming [ ] Cut Throat Business [ ] Beat Down on B-Dup [ ] Grove 4 Life [ ] Riot [ ] Los Desperados [ ] End of the Line Spray Tags [ ] 001 [ ] 002 [ ] 003 [ ] 004 [ ] 005 [ ] 006 [ ] 007 [ ] 008 [ ] 009 [ ] 010 [ ] 011 [ ] 012 [ ] 013 [ ] 014 [ ] 015 [ ] 016 [ ] 017 [ ] 018 [ ] 019 [ ] 020 [ ] 021 [ ] 022 [ ] 023 [ ] 024 [ ] 025 [ ] 026 [ ] 027 [ ] 028 [ ] 029 [ ] 030 [ ] 031 [ ] 032 [ ] 033 [ ] 034 [ ] 035 [ ] 036 [ ] 037 [ ] 038 [ ] 039 [ ] 040 [ ] 041 [ ] 042 [ ] 043 [ ] 044 [ ] 045 [ ] 046 [ ] 047 [ ] 048 [ ] 049 [ ] 050 [ ] 051 [ ] 052 [ ] 053 [ ] 054 [ ] 055 [ ] 056 [ ] 057 [ ] 058 [ ] 059 [ ] 060 [ ] 061 [ ] 062 [ ] 063 [ ] 064 [ ] 065 [ ] 066 [ ] 067 [ ] 068 [ ] 069 [ ] 070 [ ] 071 [ ] 072 [ ] 073 [ ] 074 [ ] 075 [ ] 076 [ ] 077 [ ] 078 [ ] 079 [ ] 080 [ ] 081 [ ] 082 [ ] 083 [ ] 084 [ ] 085 [ ] 086 [ ] 087 [ ] 088 [ ] 089 [ ] 090 [ ] 091 [ ] 092 [ ] 093 [ ] 094 [ ] 095 [ ] 096 [ ] 097 [ ] 098 [ ] 099 [ ] 100 Photo Ops [ ] 001 [ ] 002 [ ] 003 [ ] 004 [ ] 005 [ ] 006 [ ] 007 [ ] 008 [ ] 009 [ ] 010 [ ] 011 [ ] 012 [ ] 013 [ ] 014 [ ] 015 [ ] 016 [ ] 017 [ ] 018 [ ] 019 [ ] 020 [ ] 021 [ ] 022 [ ] 023 [ ] 024 [ ] 025 [ ] 026 [ ] 027 [ ] 028 [ ] 029 [ ] 030 [ ] 031 [ ] 032 [ ] 033 [ ] 034 [ ] 035 [ ] 036 [ ] 037 [ ] 038 [ ] 039 [ ] 040 [ ] 041 [ ] 042 [ ] 043 [ ] 044 [ ] 045 [ ] 046 [ ] 047 [ ] 048 [ ] 049 [ ] 050 Horsehoes [ ] 001 [ ] 002 [ ] 003 [ ] 004 [ ] 005 [ ] 006 [ ] 007 [ ] 008 [ ] 009 [ ] 010 [ ] 011 [ ] 012 [ ] 013 [ ] 014 [ ] 015 [ ] 016 [ ] 017 [ ] 018 [ ] 019 [ ] 020 [ ] 021 [ ] 022 [ ] 023 [ ] 024 [ ] 025 [ ] 026 [ ] 027 [ ] 028 [ ] 029 [ ] 030 [ ] 031 [ ] 032 [ ] 033 [ ] 034 [ ] 035 [ ] 036 [ ] 037 [ ] 038 [ ] 039 [ ] 040 [ ] 041 [ ] 042 [ ] 043 [ ] 044 [ ] 045 [ ] 046 [ ] 047 [ ] 048 [ ] 049 [ ] 050 Oysters [ ] 001 [ ] 002 [ ] 003 [ ] 004 [ ] 005 [ ] 006 [ ] 007 [ ] 008 [ ] 009 [ ] 010 [ ] 011 [ ] 012 [ ] 013 [ ] 014 [ ] 015 [ ] 016 [ ] 017 [ ] 018 [ ] 019 [ ] 020 [ ] 021 [ ] 022 [ ] 023 [ ] 024 [ ] 025 [ ] 026 [ ] 027 [ ] 028 [ ] 029 [ ] 030 [ ] 031 [ ] 032 [ ] 033 [ ] 034 [ ] 035 [ ] 036 [ ] 037 [ ] 038 [ ] 039 [ ] 040 [ ] 041 [ ] 042 [ ] 043 [ ] 044 [ ] 045 [ ] 046 [ ] 047 [ ] 048 [ ] 049 [ ] 050 Los Santos Safehouses [ ] El Corona Safehouse [ ] Jefferson Safehouse [ ] Mulholland Safehouse [ ] Santa Maria Beach Safehouse [ ] Verona Beach Safehouse [ ] Willowfield Safehouse Badlands Safehouses [ ] Angel Pine Safehouse [ ] Blueberry Safehouse [ ] Dillimore Safehouse [ ] Palomino Creek Safehouse [ ] Whetstone Safehouse San Fierro Safehouses [ ] Calton Heights Safehouse [ ] China Town Safehouse [ ] Doherty Safehouse 1 [ ] Hashbury Safehouse [ ] Paradiso Safehouse [ ] Queen's Safehouse Desert Safehouses [ ] El Quebrados Safehouse [ ] Fort Carson Safehouse [ ] Tierra Robada Safehouse Las Venturas Safehouses [ ] Camel's Toe Safehouse [ ] Clown's Pocket Safehouse [ ] Creek Safehouse [ ] Old Venturas Strip Safehouse [ ] Pirates in Men's Pants Safehouse [ ] Prickle Pine Safehouse [ ] Redsands West Safehouse [ ] Rockshore West Safehouse [ ] Whitewood Estates Safehouse R3 Missions [ ] Taxi [ ] Firefighter [ ] Paramedic [ ] Vigilante [ ] Burglary [ ] Pimping [ ] Freight Gym Upgrades [ ] Los Santos [ ] San Fierro [ ] Las Venturas Chilliad Challenge [ ] Scotch Bonnet Yellow Route [ ] Birdseye Winder Yellow Route [ ] Cobra Run Challenges [ ] BMX Challenge [ ] Lowrider Challenge [ ] NRG Challenge Ammu-Nation Challenges [ ] Pistol [ ] SMG [ ] Shotgun [ ] AK Valet Missions [ ] Mission 1 [ ] Mission 2 [ ] Mission 3 [ ] Mission 4 [ ] Mission 5 Courier Missions [ ] Los Santos [ ] San Fierro [ ] Las Venturas RS Haul [ ] Mission 1 [ ] Mission 2 [ ] Mission 3 [ ] Mission 4 [ ] Mission 5 [ ] Mission 6 [ ] Mission 7 [ ] Mission 8 Quarry Missions [ ] Mission 1 [ ] Mission 2 [ ] Mission 3 [ ] Mission 4 [ ] Mission 5 [ ] Mission 6 [ ] Mission 7 Import/Export [ ] List 1 [ ] List 2 [ ] List 3 Bike School [ ] The 360 [ ] The 180 [ ] The Wheelie [ ] Jump and Stop [ ] The Stoppie [ ] Jump and Stoppie Boat School [ ] Basic Seamanship [ ] Plot A Course [ ] Fresh Slalom [ ] Flying Fish [ ] Land, Sea and Air Driving School [ ] The 360 [ ] The 180 [ ] Whip and Terminate [ ] Pop and Control [ ] Burn and Lap [ ] Cone Coil [ ] The 90 [ ] Wheelie Weave [ ] Spin and Go [ ] P.I.T. Manoeuvre [ ] Alley Oop [ ] City Slicking Pilot School [ ] Takeoff [ ] Land Plane [ ] Circle Airstrip [ ] Circle Airstrip and Land [ ] Helicopter Takeoff [ ] Land Helicopter [ ] Destroy Targets [ ] Loop the Loop [ ] Barrel Roll [ ] Parachute Onto Target Stadium Missions [ ] 8-Track (Los Santos) [ ] Blood Bowl (San Fierro) [ ] Dirt Track (Las Venturas) [ ] Kickstart (Las Venturas) Los Santos Street Races [ ] Lowrider Race [ ] Little Loop [ ] Backroad Wanderer [ ] City Circuit [ ] Vinewood [ ] Freeway [ ] Into the Country [ ] Badlands A [ ] Badlands B San Fierro Street Races [ ] Dirtbike Banger [ ] Bandito Country [ ] Go-Go Carting [ ] San Fierro Fastlane [ ] San Fierro Hills [ ] Country Endurance Las Venturas Airport Races [ ] World War Aces [ ] Barnstorming [ ] Military Service [ ] Chopper Checkpoint [ ] Whirly Bird Checkpoint [ ] Heli Hell Las Venturas Airport Freight Races [ ] San Fierro to Las Venturas [ ] Dam Rider [ ] Desert Tracks [ ] Las Venturas Ringroad |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 34. FAQ (SAFAQ) | |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| Q: How do I recruit gang members? A: Lock on to a gang member and press up or down on the D-Pad to recruit them. Q: Can I carry more than one weapon? A: Yes, unless you are already carrying a weapon in the same slot. Press L1 to switch weapons. Q: How do I raise my driving/cycling/biking skill? A: Just keep driving around in a car/bike/motorbike to raise your stats. Q: How do I raise my sex appeal? A: Get a haircut or change your clothes. Q: How do I unlock driving school? A: Complete the mission "Deconstruction" in San Fierro. Q: How do I unlock bike school? A: Complete the mission "Yay-Ka-Boom-Boom" in San Fierro. Q: How do I unlock boat school? A: Complete the mission "Pier 69" in San Fierro. Q: How do I unlock flight school? A: Purchase the airfield in the desert during the mission "Verdant Meadows". Q: How do I get maximum health? A: Complete level 12 of the paramedic missions. Q: How do I get maximum armour? A: Complete level 12 of vigilante missions. Q: What does luck do? A: Luck increases your chances of winning money at the casinos. Q: Where can I find a can of spray paint? A: In the bedroom of the Johnson House in Ganton. |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 35. E-Mail Policy (SAEMA) | |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| I stated this near the top of the guide, but if you didn't see it, I'll put it here. My E-Mail address has changed, so if you've emailed me over the last week or so, then I didn't answer because I didn't get it. If you want, you can send it to me again, and I'll try to reply as soon as possible. My new E-Mail address is: rcarr0(at)aol(dot)com Please don't send any E-Mails to my old address since I don't have it anymore, and your E-Mail won't get read. Please don't E-Mail me about anything not yet covered in the guide. If you want to submit something, that's fine. Please do not ask if you can host this guide on your site, because my answer is no. The only sites allowed to host this guide are: http://www.gamefaqs.com/ http://www.neoseeker.com/ |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 36. Version History (SAVHI) | |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| == Version 1.00 - 28/12/2006 == This has taken a lot longer to get finished than I had originally intended so I decided to completely finish everything up and get it done. Almost every section is now pretty much complete. I still need to finish up on a few things but this guide is finally complete. |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 37. Copyright (SACPY) | |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| (c) Copyright Robert Carr. 2004-2006. This may be not be reproduced under any circumstances except for personal, private use. It may not be placed on any web site or otherwise distributed publicly without advance written permission. Use of this guide on any other web site or as a part of any public display is strictly prohibited, and a violation of copyright. All trademarks and copyrights contained in this document are owned by their respective trademark and copyright holders. |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 38. Credits (SACRE) | |-----------------------------------------------------------------------------| GameFAQs - For accepting my guide. Neoseeker - For hosting my guide. Myself - For writing this guide. Evilchao2 - For letting me use the K-Rose Lyrics. Icicle - For letting me use the Playback FM Lyrics. Menji76 - For letting me use the Property List. Perant64 - For letting me use the WCTR Script. Tranmerefan - For letting me use the K-DST Lyrics. VampireHorde - For letting me use the CSR 103.2 and RLS Lyrics. Jon Wayne - For submitting the locations of the Dinghy, the Hotdog Van, the BF Injection, the Forklift, the Bandito, the Road train, the Rhino, and the Monster. Robert Gleim - For correcting a mistake I made with tag #070. Dave - For submitting the location of the Camper. Gitano - For submitting alternate strategies for "Tanker Commander" and "Local Liquor Store". lalamommy808 - For submitting a tip on how to raise your sex appeal. gtasecrets - For submitting a secret. glenJammin - For submitting a few secrets and an Easter egg. Murdok1742 - For submitting an alternate strategy for "Tanker Commander". LJ - For submitting the parked location of the Banshee. Chris Fugitt - For submitting the location of the speeder. Marriozsuxs - For submitting an interesting glitch. rerat - For submitting the locations of the Burrito, Launch and the Sparrow. Tom X - For submitting the locations of the Club, Glendale, Police Maverick, Sadler, Skimmer, Squalo, Tropic and an Easter Egg. MrHurcules - For submitting a few Easter Eggs. Aziz Strife 7777 - For submitting a tip. dark_gta - For correcting a mistake I made with Flight School. j8151 - For submitting the location of the Virgo. popcornjack - For submitting several secrets. ihmhi - For submitting a lot of information for several sections. MVI - For submitting several secrets. fjl - For submitting a tip on how to take down police heli- copters. Daniel Newland - For submitting a high score for the Beefy Baron challenge. SU Animal 5 - For submitting an alternate strategy for "Sweet's Girl". Skylad - For submitting a glitch. Sherry - For submitting several vanity plates, and the locations of the Freight, Intruder, Landstalker, Lowrider Bike, Manana, News Chopper, Rumpo, Tampa, and Berkeley's RC Van. Henry - For submitting a high score for the Beefy Baron challenge. esa.hakkinen - For submitting a secret. Crash_test200 - For correcting a mistake I made in the Gangs section and for submitting the location of the Premier. kaare_posborg - For submitting a tip for losing your wanted level. ebayer20 - For submitting an alternate strategy for "Management Issues". Anonymous Gangster - For submitting an alternate location for the Caddy. Ninja Moogle - For submitting alternate strategies for "Catalyst", "Gray Imports", and "High Stakes, Low Rider". MWill2525 - For submitting an alternate strategy for "Robbing Uncle Sam". anxem2000 - For submitting an Insane Stunt Bonus trick. luuduchieu_VN - For submitting a secret about "Black Project". thom_177 - For submitting an alternate strategy for "Wrong Side of the Tracks". squadexodus - For submitting a glicth. ko8346 - For submitting a glitch for "Fender Ketchup". jegkantrix - For submitting an alternate strategy for "Ice Cold Killa". David D - For submitting an alternate strategy for "Ice Cold Killa". Dr. Tornado - For submitting a few tips on street races and challenges. BenBagOfBones3 - For submitting an easter egg. Chris Cullen - For submitting a glitch and pointing out a mistake I made with the directions for how to get a sniper rifle in Los Santos. FreeSTYLER - For submitting a tip. Pappersucks - For submitting a tip. impulsivefreedom - For submitting a glitch. Erwin - For submitting a couple of tips. TJ - For submitting an alternate strategy for "Amphibious Assault". apocalypseth6 - For submitting an alternate strategy for "Explosive Situation". Victor - For submitting a tip on how to max out your weapon skill. t8746603 - For submitting an alternate strategy for "Misappropriation".