_ _ _ ____ ____ ____ _ _______ _ __ | | | | |/ ___) __) / ___) |__ __) \/ / | | | | | | | |_ | | | | | | \ / \ \_/ /| | | | _) | | | | | | | | \ / | | |___| |__ | |___| | | | | | \_/ |_|\____)____) \____)_| |_| |_| ___ ___ ___ ___ /__ / /_ / /__ /__/ /__ /`/`/ _ / /__ / / ___/ / / / / / ___ __ ___(_)___ ___ / __)/ _) , \ | , \ ) \__ \ |_| / | _/| | (___/\__)_| \_|_| |_| Flash FM Script Author - ElementX E-mail - phantom_lochlear@yahoo.com YIM: dustytitanium =============================================================================== Contents: 1. Introduction 2. Legal Info 3. Updates 4. Script a - Toni b - Yes - Owner Of A Lonely Heart c - Toni d - Sissy Sprits (commercial) e - The Buggles - Video Killed the Radio Star f - Aneka - Japanese Boy g - Toni h - Degenatron (commercial) i - Toni tells a story about 'old' people j - Talk Talk - Life's what you make it k - Toni l - The Outfield - Your Love m - Blox (commercial) n - Laura Ingalls Wilder o - Joe Jackson - Stepping out p - Toni q - Toni r - The Fixx - One Thing Leads To Another s - Toni t - Giggle cream (commercial) u - Toni v - Lionel Richie - Running With The Night w - Toni x - Halls And Oates - Out Of Touch y - Toni - Flash fantasy giveaway z - Rusty Browns ring donuts (commercial) aa - Knife after dark (commercial) bb - Toni cc - Wang Chung - Dance Hall Days dd - Toni ee - Toni ff - Michael Jackson - Billie Jean gg - Toni hh - Laura Branigan - Self Control ii - Toni jj - Complete the look (commercial) kk - Synth & Son (commercial) ll - Toni mm - Go West - Call Me nn - Toni - Musty Pines oo - Inxs - Kiss The Dirt (Falling Down The Mountain) pp - Toni qq - Just the five of us (commercial) rr - Toni - Compact disc ss - Bryan Adams - Run To You tt - Toni uu - Electric Light Orchestra - Four Little Diamonds 5. Contact 6. Credits =============================================================================== 1. Introduction ================ Ok, this' the first guide I've written for GameFAQs.. or anywhere for that matter. I'm 17 and I've had Vice City for about a month now (since just before xmas). I finally finished Vice City a few days ago so I decided to write a script for Flash FM, cause.. It's a great station. Plus I have nothing better to do with my time. Enjoy. =============================================================================== 2. Legal Information ===================== Copyright 2003 ElementX Grand Theft Auto: Vice city Is copyright of Rockstar games and Rockstar north. This may not be reproduced under any circumstances except for personal, private use. It may not be placed on any web site or otherwise distributed publicly without advance written permission. Use of this guide on any other web site or as a part of any public display is strictly prohibited, and a violation of copyright. All trademarks and copyrights contained in this document are owned by their respective trademark and copyright holders. This script may only be posted on: GameFAQs.com and videogamingforums.com if you would like to use this guide on your site please e-mail me at phantom_lochlear@yahoo.com to ask for permission. =============================================================================== 3. Updates ========== 21/1/03 - Just fixed some errors 25/1/03 - I changed the chorus for Wang Chung's 'dance hall days' I was told it was wrong. thanks to BKelly =============================================================================== 4. Script ========== a) Toni: Yoo-hoo it's Toni right here on Flash, your hot source for hot flashy hits. When these guys are done with me I'd walk like an Egyptian.. Or a Cowboy. ---------- Announcer: Flash FM ---------------------------------- b) Yes - Owner Of A Lonely Heart // ---------------------------------- Move yourself You always live your life Never thinking of the future Prove yourself You are the move you make Take your chances win or loser See yourself You are the steps you take You and you and that's the only way Shake - shake yourself You're every move you make So the story goes Owner of a lonely heart Owner of a lonely heart Much better than a Owner of a broken heart Owner of a lonely heart Say you don't want to chance it You've been hurt so before Watch it now The eagle in the sky How he’s dancin' one and only You - lose yourself No not for pity's sake There's no real reason to be lonely Be yourself Give your free will a chance You've got to want to succeed Owner of a lonely heart Owner of a lonely heart Much better than a Owner of a broken heart Owner of a lonely heart Owner of a lonely heart After my own decision They confused me so - Owner of a lonely heart My love said never question your will at all In the end you've got to go Look before you leap - Owner of a lonely heart And don't you hesitate at all - no no Owner of a lonely heart Owner of a lonely heart Much better than a Owner of a broken heart Owner of a lonely heart Owner of a lonely heart... --------- c) Toni: Wooooooww! It's Flash FM. I like ya huge and Flashy.. Flashy flashy.. Flash flash. Hmm.. It's Flash FM. ----------------------------- d) Sissy Sprits commercial // ----------------------------- Singing: higher..! Man: The key to feeling great is looking great, and the way to look great is to have great hair. Thats great. Singing: Take your hair higher! Take your hair to the limits! Man: Use Sissy Sprits when your clubbing or sticking your head out of a stretch limo sunroof you want to know your hair is performing to the limits. Singing: Higher! Gonna get higher than the sky! Man: With Sissy Sprits, its hair for the future not the past. When you have great hair people know you're a winner. Singing: ..Gonna fly on my own hair tonight! Man: Sissy Sprits may cause dry mouth, dilated pupils, paranoia, heart palpitations and nose bleeds but your hair will be great. ---------- Announcer: Crazy people love to Flash ----------------------------------------------- e) The Buggles - Video Killed the Radio Star // ----------------------------------------------- I heard you on the wireless back in Fifty-Two Lying awake intent at tuning in on you If I was young it didn't stop you coming through Oh-a oh They took the credit for your second symphony Rewritten by machine and new technology, and now I understand the problems you can see Oh-a oh I met your children Oh-a oh What did you tell them? Video killed the radio star Video killed the radio star Pictures came and broke your heart Oh-a-a-a oh And now we meet in an abandoned studio We hear the playback and it seems so long ago And you remember how the jingles used to go Oh-a oh You were the first one Oh-a oh You were the last one Video killed the radio star Video killed the radio star In my mind and in my car, we can't rewind we've gone to far Oh-a-aho oh Oh-a-aho oh Video killed the radio star Video killed the radio star In my mind and in my car, we can't rewind we've gone to far Pictures came and broke your heart, put the blame on VTR You are a radio star You are a radio star Video killed the radio star Video killed the radio star Video killed the radio star Video killed the radio star Video killed the radio star You are a radio star.. ---------- Announcer: Flash FM.. -------------------------- f) Aneka - Japanese Boy // -------------------------- He said that he loved me never would go oh oh oh oh Now I find I'm sitting here on my own oh oh oh oh Was it something I've said or done That made him pack his bags up and run? Could it be another he's found It's breaking up the happy home Mister can you tell me where my love has gone? He's a Japanese boy I woke up one morning and my love was gone Oh my Japanese boy ooh I miss my Japanese boy People ask about him every day oh oh oh oh Don't know what to tell them what can I say? Oh oh oh If only he would write me or call A word of explanation that's all It would stop me climbing the wall It's breaking up the happy home Mister can you tell me where my love has gone? Was it something I've said or done That made him pack his bags up and run? Mister can you tell me where my love has gone? He's a Japanese boy I woke up once morning and my love was gone ---------- g) Toni: Now thats what I call a record for young people. I mean, don't you just hate old people who try to be trendy? I mean isn't it just the worst thing imaginable? I'll give you a story about that after this.. --------------------------- h) Degenatron commercial // --------------------------- Man: Are ya tired of dad? Boy: Dad, no-one wants to hear your stupid Vietnam stories! Man: Are ya tired of mom? Mom: Hi angel, do you want to read a book or go outside? Boy: Nooo! Background: Degenatron! Man: The arcade comes to your living room, only without the creepy guys offering to show you puppies. Kids: Awesome! Man: The degenatron, you can play video games just like you are in the Arcade. Kids: Excellent! Background: Degenatron! Man: The degenatron gaming system plays three exciting games including Defender of the Faith, where you save the green dots with your fantastic flying red square. Kids: Cool! Man: Monkey's Paradise, where you swing from green dot to green dot with your red square monkey. Kids: That's rad! Man: And Penetrator, where you smash the green dots deep inside the mysterious red square. Kids: Wow! Man: The Degenatron brings arcade realism to your living room. It can even take quarters and a strange sweaty man comes by to empty the machine on Fridays. Background: Degenatron! Man: Degenatron, fighting the evil of boredom. Kids: I'll never go to school again! Background: Degenatron! ---------- (Music plays) Announcer: Like a creature of the night. It's Flash FM. ---------- i) Toni: What was I saying? Oh.. oh yeah yeah yeah, old people. Go back where you came from. I was at this party the other night, where a really famous British band - now I can't say who, but lets just say that hair spray and Sissy Sprits were definitely an attendance. So right, there was this old cow. I mean she was OLD! Must have been like 30. At least. Which is what, 100 in cow years. At any rate, she was really annoying the band, by throwing herself at them. I mean.. GEEZ! By the time I’m thirty I’d be doing something REALLY important. ----------------------------------------- j) Talk Talk - Life's what you make it // ----------------------------------------- Baby, life's what you make it Can't escape it Baby, yesterday's favourite Don't you hate it Baby, life's what you make it Don't back date it Baby, don't try to shade it Beauty is naked Baby, Life's what you make it Celebrate it Anticipate it Yesterday's faded Nothing can change it Life's what you make it ---------- k) Toni: Ya know, I just love pop music. I really do, It's what makes us different from hippies.. Other than the long hair and the smell. (music plays in background) and Sissy sprits of course. You've gotta be careful with that stuff. I was dancing with my lighter and my hair went up like a Christmas tree. ------------------------------ l) The Outfield - Your Love // ------------------------------ Josie's on a vacation far away Come around and talk it over So many things that I want to say You know I like my girls a little bit older I just wanna use your love tonight I don't wanna lose your love tonight I ain't got many friends left to talk to No-one's around when I'm in trouble You know I'd do anything for you Stay the night we'll keep it under cover I just wanna use your love tonight I don't wanna lose your love tonight Try to stop my hands from shakin' Somethin' in my mind's not makin' sense It's been awhile since we've been all alone I can't hide the way I'm feelin' As you leave me please would you close the door and forget what I told you Just 'cause you're right that don't mean I'm wrong Another shoulder to cry upon I just wanna use your love tonight I don't wanna lose your love tonight Yeah I just wanna use your love tonight I don't wanna lose your love tonight Lose your love Lose your love Lose your love --------------------- m) Blox commercial // --------------------- (Man screaming) Man: Germs are running scared. Last Year communists killed 34 hard working Americans, but germs kill over 25 million people. Your home much like America is constantly under attack from germs. And we all know what germs cause; Dyslexia and Leprosy. Thank goodness there's blox. Man: Blox sends germs running like refugees, just add a few tablespoons to your childs bath, and put them in the tub. (Child starts crying) Presto! That tingly sensation is germs dying. Now your child has rosy red skin and is 100% germ free. Now that means little Jimmy won't catch a cold or ask difficult questions about reproduction. It's even great for Rover's breath. (Dog starts whining) Now we sleep peacefully, free from germs. Blox is endorsed by the society for cleaner America. It uses a patented formula produced by the Pentagon for use in the field, now it's available for use in the home. Chanting in background: Blox Blox Blox Blox! Man: Some germs hate acid, some germs hate bleach, Blox kills indiscriminately. -------------------------- n) Laura Ingalls Wilder // -------------------------- Woman: What's this I found under your bed? The only Engels you're going to be reading is Laura Ingalls Wilder. Man: If you think your child might be a red? Here are some warning signs: They read complicated literature and have concern for their fellow man. They even like to share. Tell your kids that if someone approaches them with pamphlets about recycling, an invitation to a labour rally or show any doubts about the fairness of our system then they should find a teacher or a policeman immediately. ---------- Announcer: Flash FM. We tell you what's good. Then we pl(Strange noises)ay it 'til you like it. -------------------------------- o) Joe Jackson - Stepping out // -------------------------------- Now The mist across the window hides the lines But nothing hides the colour of the lights that shine Electricity so fine Look and dry your eyes We So tired of all the darkness in our lives With no more angry words to say Can come alive Get into a car and drive To the other side Me babe, steppin out Into the night Into the light You babe, steppin out Into the night Into the light We Are young but getting old before our time We'll leave the T.V. and the radio behind Don't you wonder what we'll find Steppin out tonight You Can dress in pink and blue just like a child And in a yellow taxi turn to me and smile We'll be there in just a while If you follow me Me babe, steppin out Into the night Into the light You babe, steppin out Into the night Into the light ---------- p) Toni: This' Toni and you're on Flash, where we play nothing but the best pop music, all day, every day until the end of time. Which could be tomorrow, so live like it's forever, today. ---------- Announcer: Commercials; Bad, Music; good. Flash FM, now with zero commercials. Please help support Flash FM. Send your donations today. ---------- q) Toni: Lets have another record, you're on Flash and I'm flashing ya baby.. The girls are out. ------------------------------------------- r) The Fixx - One Thing Leads To Another // ------------------------------------------- The deception with tact, just what are you trying to say? You've got a blank face, which irritates Communicate, pull out your party piece You see dimensions in two State your case with black or white But when one little cross leads to shots, grit your teeth You run for cover so discreet, why don't they Do what they say, say what you mean One thing leads to another You told me something wrong, I know I listen too long But then one thing leads to another. The impression that you sell Passes in and out like a scent But the long face that you see comes from living close To your fears If this is up then I'm up but you're running out of sight You've seen your name on the walls And when one little bump leads to shock miss a beat You run for cover and there's heat, why don't they: Do what they say, say what they mean One thing leads to another You told me something wrong, I know I listen too long But then one thing leads to another One thing leads to another Then it's easy to believe Somebody's been lying to me But when the wrong word goes in the right ear I know you've been lying to me It's getting rough, off the cuff I've got to say enough's enough Bigger the harder he falls But when the wrong antidote is like a bulge on the throat You runs for cover in the heat why don't they ---------- s) Toni: What a band, What a song. We're gonna take a break. Don't go away, don't go anywhere. If you're leaving the house, stay at home and listen to more Flash. ---------- Announcer: If it's popular, we do it. Flash FM, totally awesome. ----------------------------- t) Giggle cream commercial // ----------------------------- Singers: Gi-gi gi-gi Giggle Cream! Wa-wa wa-wa-wa-wa wa wa-wa wa-wa That's the sound I love Man: Stop the morning, you make my night Female: With Giggle Cream with everything, you make life bright Man: Getting tired of my faith, laughing and getting high Female: With giggle cream, get the feeling, and what's more fun than that? Singers: Gi-gi-gi-gi-gi With giggle Wa-wa wa-wa-wa-wa wa wa-wa wa-wa That's the sound I love Man: Giggle cream! it makes desert funny! ---------- u) (Music plays) Toni: Welcome back to Flash FM. I'm Toni and this' the number one station in south of Florida, from the beach all the way up to the swamps. We only play the hits because thats what you like best. -------------------------------------------- v) Lionel Richie - Running With The Night // -------------------------------------------- The heart of the city street was beating Light from the neons turned the dark to day We were too hot to think of sleeping We had to get out before the magic got away We were running with the night Playing in the shadows Just you and I, 'til the morning light We were running, running with the night You were looking so good girl, heads were turning You and me on the town ooh, we let it all hang out The fire was in us, we were burning We were gonna go all the way and we never had a doubt We were running with the night Playing in the shadows Just you and I, 'til the morning light We were running, running with the night We were so in love you and me On the boulevard wild and free Giving all we got, we laid it down Taking every shot, we took the town We were running with the night Playing in the shadows Just you and I, girl it was so right, so right We were running Oh running with the night ---------- Announcer: If you have acne, you'll love Flash. Flash FM (echoes) ---------- w) Toni: ..Show me what you got (giggles) ---------- Announcer: If nobody understands you, we do. Flash FM, music for the me generation. ------------------------------------ x) Halls And Oates - Out Of Touch // ------------------------------------ Shake it up is all that we know Using the bodies up as we go Waking up to fantasy The shates all around aren't the colours we used to see Broken ice still melts in the sun And times that are broken can often be one again We're soul alone And soul really matters to me Take a look around You're out of touch I'm out of time But I'm out of my head when you're not around Reaching out for something to hold Looking for a love where the climate is cold Manic moves and drowsy dreams Or living in the middle between the two extremes Smoking guns hot to the touch Would cool down if we didn't use them so much We're soul alone And soul really matters to me Too much ---------- y) Toni: Remember to listen all day like, even when your sleeping. We're gonna be giving away the Flash fantasy giveaway. Where you and a stranger will fly to see a concert in Idaho or Nebraska or.. Indiana.. oh who pays attention to the mid-west anyway. -------------------------------------------- z) Rusty Browns ring donuts commercial // -------------------------------------------- Male: How do you like to enjoy a Rusty Brown's Ring Donut? Male #2: I like to lick lovingly around the outside and then trust my tounge in the middle. Female: I like to munch it vigourously. Male #3: I just love the batter. All over my face. Male #4: On Friday nights I just can't stop eating Rusty Brown's Ring Donuts. Female: Oh my god, it's so good. Male #5: Sometimes I like to wear women's panties and walk around 5th Street. Male: When you go Downtown, make sure you enjoy Rusty Brown's Ring Donuts. ---------- ---------------------------------- aa) Knife after dark commercial // ---------------------------------- Man: He was just the boy next door. Old Man: Well hello there Danny! I didn’t know it was hockey season. Boy: Hey can I borrow a knife!? Man: A deadly curse, a deranged killer, a small town in tears! Knife After Dark rated R for Retarded. ---------- bb) Toni: Hey listen up now, this one goes out to the team at Rusty Browns ring donuts. Here's another track fresh out of the oven.. Fresh outta my oven. Here's some Wang Chung for you boys. ----------------------------------- cc) Wang Chung - Dance Hall Days // ----------------------------------- Take your baby by the hand And make her do a high handstand And take your baby by the heel And do the next thing that you feel We were so in phase in our dance hall days We were cool on craze When all you and everyone we knew Could believe, do, and share in what was true Dance hall days love Take your baby by the hair And pull her close and there, there, there And take your baby by the ears And play upon her darkest fears We were so in phase in our dance hall days We were cool on craze When all you and everyone we knew Could believe, do, and share in what was true Dance hall days love Dance hall days Dance hall days love Take your baby by the wrist And in her mouth an amethyst And in her eyes two sapphires blue And you need her and she needs you And you need her and she needs you And you need her and she needs you And you need her and she needs you And you need her and she needs you We were so in phase in our dance hall days We were cool on craze When all you and everyone we knew Could believe, do, and share in what was true Dance hall days love Dance hall days love Dance hall days Dance hall days love Dance hall days Dance hall days love Dance hall days Dance hall days love... ---------- Toni: Flash ---------- Announcer: Flash FM ---------- dd) Toni: I love to get Flashed. The real action is right here baby on Flash with me, Toni, the hottest thing to hit the radio since.. music. ---------- Announcer: Now if it's totally tubular, rad or awesome. It's on Flash FM. ---------- ee) Toni: Here's a record thats been number one..heh.. for as long as we say so. ------------------------------------ ff) Michael Jackson - Billie Jean // ------------------------------------ She Was More Like A Beauty Queen From A Movie Scene I Said Don't Mind, But What Do You Mean I Am The One Who Will Dance On The Floor In The Round She Said I Am The One Who Will Dance On The Floor In The Round She Told Me Her Name Was Billie Jean, As She Caused A Scene Then Every Head Turned With Eyes That Dreamed Of Being The One Who Will Dance On The Floor In The Round People Always Told Me Be Careful Of What You Do And Don't Go Around Breaking Young Girls' Hearts And Mother Always Told Me Be Careful Of Who You Love And Be Careful Of What You Do 'Cause The Lie Becomes The Truth Billie Jean Is Not My Lover She's Just A Girl Who Claims That I Am The One But The Kid Is Not My Son She Says I Am The One, But The Kid Is Not My Son For Forty Days And Forty Nights The Law Was On Her Side But Who Can Stand When She's In Demand Her Schemes And Plans 'Cause We Danced On The Floor In The Round So Take My Strong Advice, Just Remember To Always Think Twice (Do Think Twice) She Told My Baby That's A Threat As She Looked At Me Then Showed A Photo Of A Baby Cries Eyes Would Like Mine Go On Dance On The Floor In The Round, Baby People Always Told Me Be Careful Of What You Do And Don't Go Around Breaking Young Girls' Hearts She Came And Stood Right By Me Then The Smell Of Sweet Perfume This Happened Much Too Soon She Called Me To Her Room Billie Jean Is Not My Lover She's Just A Girl Who Claims That I Am The One But The Kid Is Not My Son Billie Jean Is Not My Lover She's Just A Girl Who Claims That I Am The One But The Kid Is Not My Son She Says I Am The One, But The Kid Is Not My Son She Says I Am The One, But The Kid Is Not My Son Billie Jean Is Not My Lover She's Just A Girl Who Claims That I Am The One But The Kid Is Not My Son She Says I Am The One, But The Kid Is Not My Son She Says I Am The One, She Says He Is My Son She Says I Am The One Billie Jean Is Not My Lover Billie Jean Is Not My Lover.. ---------- gg) Toni: That was hot like leather seats on a 100 degree day. That's fahrenheight, not Celsius. But it is BOILING IN HERE! I'm taking it off to this next track. It is hot baby. You know what it takes to make a great record and so does Laura Branigan. ------------------------------------ hh) Laura Branigan - Self Control // ------------------------------------ Oh, the night is my world City light painted girl In the day nothing matters It's the night time that flatters In the night, no control Through the wall something's breaking Wearing white as you're walkin' Down the street of my soul You take my self, you take my self control You got me livin' only for the night Before the morning comes, the story's told You take my self, you take my self control Another night, another day goes by I never stop myself to wonder why You help me to forget to play my role You take my self, you take my self control I, I live among the creatures of the night I haven't got the will to try and fight Against a new tomorrow, so I guess I'll just believe it That tomorrow never comes A safe night, I'm living in the forest of my dream I know the night is not as it would seem I must believe in something, so I'll make myself believe it That this night will never go Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh Oh, the night is my world City light painted girl In the day nothing matters It's the night time that flatters I, I live among the creatures of the night I haven't got the will to try and fight Against a new tomorrow, so I guess I'll just believe it That tomorrow never knows A safe night, I'm living in the forest of a dream I know the night is not as it would seem I must believe in something, so I'll make myself believe it That this night will never go Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh You take my self, you take my self control.. ---------- ii) Toni: It's a little self control, you show me yours I'll show you mine, It's Flash FM. ----------------------------------- jj) Complete the look commercial // ----------------------------------- Male: 65 bracelets. Dirty street trash clothing. Something missing? Female: Complete the look! Male: Complete the look with a single hand fingerless lacey glove at Vice City’s one stop shop for people who know underwear should be worn on the outside. Female: Wow! You look trendy! Male: Complete the look Female: Complete the look! ---------- ------------------ kk) Synth & Son // ------------------ Male: We have some sad news for you, Rock & Roll is dead, and pop is in! Why not discover the excitement of the science of music yourself, and Synths & Son the home of keyboards! Thanks to the science of music, you don't need musical talent to make great music. Just listen (makes sound) I created that, just by pressing a button. Synthesizers are the new way! Why work hard on difficult compositions, when a machine can make music better than you've ever dreamed of? You'll be the hit of the party! It's perfect for in-restaurant entertainment, cover bands and funerals. Make fuse funky, and death marches danceable! It's the science of music at Synth & Son. Remember - you don't know your a great musician, until you try! ---------- ll) Toni: Toni here feeling fine going double time thats my rhyme. Sticks and stones may break my bones but when you go west, you gotta call me. ------------------------ mm) Go West - Call Me // ------------------------ Face to face My reflection in your eyes I was scared to say too much Perfect strangers in perfect worlds apart Almost close enough to touch Staring at my shoes Feeling so confused Shot down without a gun Victim of a hit and run Won't you... Call me, call me No time to hesitate, we must communicate Call me, call me Won't you call this number now Mesmerised I go back to where we met A reconstruction of the crime I can't track you down Nowhere to be found Now my one shot at success Is the power of the press Won't you... Call me, call me No time to hesitate, we must communicate Call me, call me Won't you call this number now Worlds apart, we are worlds apart Watch this space There's a message here for you No need to read between the lines I am inside out There can be no doubt I want you and no-one else Please identify yourself Call me, call me No time to hesitate, we must communicate Call me, call me Won't you call this number now ---------- nn) Toni: Flash FM. If it's number one your gonna hear it all day baby! God that is so totally awesome. Someone just called in asking me if this was Musty Pines and I'm like.. For Sure. These songs never get old. Heres one for the high school prom. Gag me with a spoon, and I mean that in a good way. ------------------------------------------------------- oo) Inxs - Kiss The Dirt (Falling Down The Mountain) // ------------------------------------------------------- Playing in the dirt We find the seeds of doubt Don't water them with your tears Don't think about all the years You'd rather be without Eden let's me in I find the seeds of love And climb upon the highwire I kiss and tell all my fears Falling down the mountain End up kissing dirt Look a little closer Sometimes it wouldn't hurt Playing in the dirt We find the seeds of fun And we scream like alleycats Tearing down what we attack To prove that we are one Cutting through the night And we find the seeds of lust And loose our minds on one intent These passions never seem to end ---------- pp) Toni: Man, I just caught a glimpse of myself and my hair looks damn good. I'm going Sissy Sprits more often. Look at me go. ---------- Announcer: Flash FM ---------------------------------- qq) Just the Five of us commercial // ---------------------------------- Speaker: This Friday night it's the incredible sitcom that's captured America's hearts and given the whole country a new catchphrase. Timmy: But I'm 42! Speaker: Just the Five of Us! After a mix up at the adoption agency the Chesterfields came home with three zany new houseguests. Dad: Timmy, tidy your room and go to bed. Jimmy: I'm so sick of this! I keep telling you I've got a rare disease. I look 12 but I'm a 42-year-old investment banker. I wanna go out and get laid. Dad: Oh yeah and I'm Santa Claus. Now tidy your room. Timmy: Asshole! Dad: Shawn, our posh suburban home must be a welcome change from that alley you were sleeping in. Shawn: I really enjoy living here but there's not enough booze. Speaker: It's the funniest most touching half-hour on television. Dad: Charlotte, what's that smell? Charlotte: I set the couch on fire again. Shawn: Here I can help you with that. Speaker: And this week it’s a very special Just the Five of Us where an attractive blonde lady tries to steal Timmy away. Timmy: Now you're talkin! Speaker: Just the Five of Us, Friday nights on VNC! ---------- rr) (Music Plays) Toni: Alright alright, call your parents call your mother call in sick to work. I have a special treat for you. I'm telling you this ones on compact disc, compact disc! Have you seen these things, they're in stores now. I'm telling ya it's gonna knock your socks off. It's like a record only it's played by lasers that won't skip. WOW! ------------------------------- ss) Bryan Adams - Run To You // ------------------------------- She says her love for me could never die But that'd change if she ever found out about you and I Oh, but her love is cold It wouldn't hurt her if she didn't know, 'cause... When it gets too much I need to feel your touch I'm gonna run to you I'm gonna run to you Cause when the feelin's right I'm gonna run all night I'm gonna run to you She's got a heart of gold she'd never let me down But you're the one that always turns me on You keep me comin' 'round I know her love is true But it's so damn easy makin' love to you I got my mind made up I need to feel your touch I'm gonna run to you Ya, I'm gonna run to you Cause when the feelin's right I'm gonna stay all night I'm gonna run to you Ya, I'm gonna run to you Oh when the feelin's right I'm gonna run all night I'm gonna run to you ---------- Announcer: Before Flash FM, your miserable insignificant little life was laughable (people laughing). Now that you've found Flash FM notice you've suddenly become more popular. Suddenly everyone wants to hang out with you. Flash FM, you owe us your livelihood. ---------- tt) Toni: This one is really good and I'm not receiving any special treatment or action on the tour bus to say that. ------------------------------------------------------ uu) Electric Light Orchestra - Four Little Diamonds // ------------------------------------------------------ I used to think she was the greatest thing I really cared, gave her a diamond ring She said she'd rather die than ever leave me Well I never saw her face since then And if the law don't get her then I will Four little diamonds She must be somewhere on the open road She always said she was a lonely one She gets you down with her tales of woe She took me for everything And if the law don't get her then I will Four little diamonds I looked around I climbed up high into the dawn But she was gone with the night I thought about the things she said And all the things we'd done But where could she run, she ran away There's just no answer to give I keep wonderin' about her, day and night She probably thinks I was a fool, she's right She don't know it But I'm gonna keep on searchin' for that woman I'm gonna search everywhere And if the law don't get her then I will Four little diamonds I still hear her callin' out to me, I still listen for her endlessly But it never even crossed my mind she was a cheater I gotta find where she hides 'Cause if the law don't get her then I will Four little diamonds =============================================================================== 5. Contact =========== I know some of the information above may have things left out or incorrect, if so, please e-mail me at phantom_lochlear@yahoo.com so they can be corrected. You can also e-mail me if you have any questions or feedback regarding this FAQ. =============================================================================== 6. Credits =========== Special Thanks to GameFAQs for posting this. Thanks to my brother for helping me out with some of the script. Thanks to Maria Chambers (DJ Toni) for, well.. duh. Thanks to Heather and BKelly for pointing out (an) error(s) And of course Thanks to Rockstar games for making a great game.