****************************************************************************** Battletoads & Double Dragon Game Script Version 1.0 Copyright 2006 Chris Castiglione (dinobotmaximized) Email: dinobotmaximized (at) yahoo (dot) com ****************************************************************************** I. Introduction II. Version History III. Character Introductions IV. Prologue V. Levels VI. Credits and Thanks VII. Legal ****************************************************************************** I. Introduction ************************************************************** ****************************************************************************** In this FAQ, I have typed up the dialogue and story related text that appears in Battletoads & Double Dragon for the Super Nintendo Entertainment System. The text is as it appears in the game except it's not all capitals. ****************************************************************************** II. Version History ********************************************************** ****************************************************************************** 1.0 - March 16, 2006 ****************************************************************************** III. Character Introductions ************************************************* ****************************************************************************** STARRING THE 'TOADS Rash I'm the crazy one, and I'm super cool, my smash hits will leave 'em cold! Zitz I'm the smartest thing on webbed feet. I can think as well as fight! Pimple I may not be smart, but when brain power fails, brute force prevails! AND THE DRAGONS Billy I'm ready to rumble. No-one can match my twisting typhoon kick! Jimmy If the going gets rough then I'm your man, I love a good fight! VERSUS THE BOSSES Abobo Abobo good at fight!, You little jerks not stand a chance against me! Big Blag I'll be chompin' n' stompin' if ya dare step inside the colossus! Roper Roper's the name, shootin's the game. Come near me an' I'll blast ya ta bits! Robo Manus BZZT, You fleshzy foolz will beg for mercy fzzt, when I'm through with you! Shadow Boss Come and get me if you dare, Dragons! I'll destroy you and those 'Toads! The Dark Queen I'll soon rule your precious earth Battle-jerks! Ha-ha-ha-ha! ****************************************************************************** IV. Prologue ***************************************************************** ****************************************************************************** T. Bird: Oh no! It's a big blip coming towars Earth! I'd better warn the 'Toads! 'Toads! This ia an emergency! The Queen's ratship is on the way to Earth. You must stop them now, it's our only hope! BattleToads: Gotcha Prof! We'll need help! get on touch with the Dragons and we'll pick them up. T. Bird: Billy, Jimmy you're the finest warriors Earth has to offer, can you help up? Billy & Jimmy: Sure Prof, we're ready to kick some evil butt! Tell the 'Toads to pick us up at city hall! The Battlecopter swoops low over City Hall, and the Lee twins climb on board. With the strike force assembled the 'copter heads up into space to make a pre-emptive strike against the dark forces.... ****************************************************************************** V. Levels ******************************************************************** ****************************************************************************** ******************* * Level 1 * ******************* Abobo: Abobo not like intruders, I'm gonna beat you up! After defeating Abobo. T. Bird: Even I could beat Abobo. Well done, but look out for Big Bad Blag! ******************* * Level 2 * ******************* Big Blag: C'mon into my lair, Big Blag's gonna stomp 'n' chomp ya! After defeating Big Blag. T. Bird: Blag isn't so big and bad now! But be careful, I hear Roper's got some tricks up his sleeve! ******************* * Level 3 * ******************* Roper: Fists vs. Bullers? I'm gonna use your butts for target practice! After defeating Roper. T. Bird: Our fists beat Roper's bullets didn't they? Well done, team! ******************* * Level 4 * ******************* Dark Queen: Those puny pods will be vaporised by my awesome arsenal! After finishing the level. T. Bird: That ratship was a piece of cake! But watch out, the missle is heading towards the Earth! ******************* * Level 5 * ******************* Robo Manus: You'll never -bzzt- get to me in time -fzzt- the Earth is doomed! After defeating Robo Manus. T. Bird: Robo Manus has joined the ratship on the junk pile! Oh no it's the shady Shadow Boss! ******************* * Level 6 * ******************* Shadow Boss: Come and get me if you dare! I'm waiting for you in the basement! After defeating the Shadow Boss. T. Bird: Ha-the Shadow Boss was cruisin' for a bruisin' and that's what he got! ******************* * Level 7 * ******************* Dark Queen: So, we meet at last! You may have beaten that masked moron, but I'll crush you! ******************* * Ending * ******************* T. Bird: Excellent! Well done! You've defeated the Dark Queen and her evil hoardes! Battletoads: It was down to team work Prof, we couldn't have done it without the Lee twins! Billy & Jimmy: 100 percent pure skill, Toads! T. Bird: You sure taught that Dark Queen a lesson, boys! ****************************************************************************** VI. Credits and Thanks ******************************************************* ****************************************************************************** Thank you to GameFAQs for hosting this FAQ. Thank you to IGN for hosting this FAQ. Thank you to Neoseeker for hosting this FAQ. ****************************************************************************** VII. 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