Team Fortress 2 Achievement/Hats Guide

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ACHIEVEMENTS GUIDE
VALVE SOFTWARE - 2007 - ORANGE BOX/2008 - STANDALONE/MAC - 2010
PC AND MAC GUIDE
VERSION 1.52

Introduction

This is my first English guide, as the language is the most used on TF2, even on achievement servers.


I'm also a pround member of Hell's Kitchen Community (HK) and I'm also
frequenting UK Man Down (UKMD) servers. These ones are newbie friendly. If HK
is doing a map rotation on its 5 servers (among them, an arena one), UKMD
proposes per server 1 map all day. Personnally, I'm always on Badwater Basin,
for improving Sniper skills.

Also, I'm admin for a Pyro Achievement Server (and the ancient Medic one), so,
you understand why I'm doing this guide. A lot of experience on them taught me
how to unlock achievements.

RECOMMANDATION: Use always your normal weapons unless you're required to use
the upgraded one. Play always on official maps for being sure to get the ones
requiring those - you'll not get them if you're playing on modified maps using
the official ones (like db_heights who is a payload map based on Dustbowl for
example). You can probably get the achievements on custom map but if you can't
just switch back to servers proposing official maps. It happens that a server
isn't counting your advancement. Even on achievement servers.

THANKS TO:
  • The makers of TF2 and Valve (except for the new weapon system and for the bugs going with updates)
  • HK Clan and Community (Jen, Meg, Eri, Avocado, Tuck, Dominare, Kitiana, Cloud, Loki, P!gs, Pluto, Buffbod and all the others I'm forgetting)
  • The usual people hanging on achievement server or those who were (Sly Spy, Rebellion, Baine, Ruzli, Ryan, Quantum and all the others I'm also forgetting)
  • UKMD people (Stu Fate, Safari Jim and the others)
  • TF2 Wiki for having confirmed my guess for preventive medicine
  • TF2items.com to exist for seeing backpacks

PUBLISHED ON (WHERE I'M MAINTAINING THE GUIDE PERSONALLY):

  • http://www.neoseeker.com - VICRABB
  • http://www.gamefaqs.com - ARKENA
  • http://www.supercheats.com - ARKENA

GIVEN AUTHORIZATION TO (BUT NOT UPDATED):

  • Gamesradar.com
  • Cheatplanets
  • Gamerlimit.com

LINKS

  • TF2 Wiki: http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Main_Page
  • TF2 Items: http://www.tf2items.com
  • HK: http://www.hkcentral.net/
  • UKMD: http://www.ukmandown.co.uk/news.php

UPDATES

  • General Achievements
  • Pyro Pack
  • 4 in Medic
  • 5 in Heavy
  • Medic Pack
  • Official Maps
  • Some corrections
  • Foreign languages
  • Heavy Pack
  • Scout pack
  • Some minor changes in all packs
  • Finally, First Blood Part 2 is acquired
  • Spy Pack
  • Sniper Pack
  • Halloween Event (Scareachievements)
  • Hat guide
  • New maps
  • The Big Hurt changed
  • Demo Pack
  • Soldier Pack
  • New maps
  • New changes for Big Pharma and Division of Labor
  • Some corrections for older achievements with the release of the new weapons
  • New hats
  • Added Max's Severed Heat and Medals (Primeval, Gold, Silver, Bronze) in Hats
  • Added Freight in Official Maps
  • Added new weapons (community and Sam & Max)
  • Changed Retire the Runner
  • Added new weapons from Community Second Wave
  • Added new hats from that wave
  • Added normal weapons
  • Added Earbuds
  • Added a mention about particular hats or weapons (worn by their makers or constest winners)
  • Added the sighting of the shotgun in the Mac update video
  • Engineer Pack
  • Scream Fortress Event (Ghostachievements)
  • Added hats from the Mann Co. Store/Polycount Update
  • Added new items from the same update
  • Added weapons from the same update
  • Added hats/weapons/unreleased stuff related to promotion or contest
  • Added Golden Wrench
  • Added new maps
  • Added changes for some achievements since Mann Co. update
  • Change descriptions for Poker Night items
  • Added hats from the Great Treasure Hunt and Killing Floor promotion
  • Added Australian Christmas Event: new map, new items, new hats
  • Added new achievement Riftwalker and the weapons related to it
  • Added new hats from Monday Night Combat Promotion
  • Added new achievements from Saxxy Awards and Steam Summer Camp
  • Change the order of stuff: hats and weapons coming after achievements
  • Added new weapons, new hats and new maps
  • Changes in Hats and Weapons sections
  • Added new hats and weapons
  • Added new hats and weapons
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Official Maps

It's perhaps an achievement guide but I feel that I need to add the description of the official maps. I've decided to show which ones are from the community, by using the same syntax on the Official Wiki: italics.

PAYLOAD MAPS

PAYLOAD (PL_)

Description: Basically, a Payload map is a map with BLU in attack and RED in defense. The goal is to push a cart and win checkpoints. Badwater Basin is a single push, Goldrush has three stages. Hoodoo is a sort of Gold Rush but with an old cart.

Specificity: Attack/Defense

Maps: Badwater Basin, Goldrush, Hoodoo, Thunder Mountain, Upward, Barnblitz, Frontier

PAYLOAD RACE (PLR_)

Description: It's a mode that was making speaking of itself because of some pics in the Scout update. Now, with the Spy vs Sniper update, it's a reality. Each team will have to push the cart in order to win a sort of race. It's kinda like capping all points on a map. So, you can understand that you'll have two teams in one: one for defending and another one for pushing.

Specificity: Two carts to push, Pipeline letting the winner being chosen in the last round and Hightower being a map without stage.

Maps: Pipeline, Hightower, Nightfall

ARENA MAPS (ARENA_)

Description: Arena maps are a sort of sudden death match. When you're joining a server, you can't get into the fight currently happening, you have to wait the beginning of another round for playing. You have to kill the entire enemy team if you want to win but if you're killed, you don't respawn. A capture point is enabled if the fight is too long.

Specificity: Deathmatch without respawn

Maps: Lumberyard, Ravine, Well(A), Granary(A), Badlands(A), Watchtower, Sawmill(A), Nucleus(A),
Offblast

CAPTURE POINT MAPS

CAPTURE POINT (CP_)

Description: A normal Capture Point map is a map where RED and BLU are trying to cap a middle point and each other points. Neither RED or BLU are in attack or defense like in Dustbowl or in Badwater, meaning that some achievements requiring that kind of map can't be achieved there.

Specificity: Middle point is belonging to none of the teams when the round is
starting. If the winning team isn't able to cap the last point before time is
running out, Sudden Death is activated (if the server is letting Sudden Death
on).

Maps: Well(CP), Granary(CP), Fastlane, Badlands(CP), Yukon, Freight, Coldfront, 5Gorge

CAPTURE POINT ASSAULT (CP_)

Description: The bases are the same: capturing points. The difference with a normal CP map is that BLU is in attack and RED in defense, like in Badwater or Goldrush. BLU has to capture the RED points while RED is defending them. Dustbowl and Egypt are in three stages when GravelPit, Junction and Steel make you defend several points at the same time.

Specificity: Attack/Defense

Maps: Dustbowl, GravelPit, Steel, Junction, Egypt, Gorge, Mountain Lab, Mann Manor, Degroot Keep

CAPTURE THE FLAG MAPS (CTF_)

Description: Basically, you have to capture the enemy intelligence and to bring it back to your base. Neither RED or BLU are in defense/attack. Intel is staying for +/- 1 or 2 minutes on the ground if it's dropped and returns in intel room if nobody is picking it.

Specificity: Flag = Filecase, Intel, Documents, call it like you want. Also,
Sudden Death can be activated if the teams are tied.

Maps: 2Fort, Turbine, Well(CTF), Sawmill(CTF), Doublecross

TERRITORIAL CONTROL (TC_)

Description: It's a sort of CP map, where BLU and RED are trying to cap each other points but here, it's only one by one. You have to cap a point in order to control that area while the other team is pushing back in another area. But if they manage to cap the point you've won, they'll be back in that area and defending it again while trying to cap yours. When a team is pushed back to the last area, they can't cap the enemy point, they have to defend their at all costs.

Specificity: Sudden Death is activated if nobody is capturing points. If a team
who loses a CP is winning it again, a new round will be triggered with the
losing team forced to capture it again if they want to win.

Maps: Hydro

KING OF THE HILL (KOTH_)

Description: That mode appears with the Classless update. It consists in capturing the only point on the map and to keep it during three minutes. When the other team capture it, your timer is stuck at the time needing before a win and their timer is beginning to do the countdown. For Halloween, the new map has been revamped for the event and you have a ghost walking around, making you scared when you see it. It's very funny and probably the only KOTH map I love.


Specificity: An only point and a timed mission. Beware of the maps inherited
from Arena like Nucleus where the point isn't available for capture imediately.

Maps: Sawmill(KOTH), Nucleus(KOTH), Viaduct, Harvest, Harvest Event, Lakeside, Badlands(KOTH)

General Achievements

G:Facts

General Achievements were the first achievements to be released with TF2/Orange Box. As they're not in a class-pack, I'm not putting the ones specific to a class apart.

G:Achievements

HARD TO KILL

  • Objective: Get five kills in a row without dying.

Very easy to get if you choose the right classes or if you're ubered. Being a Pyro, a Heavy or a Demoman can be sufficient for newbies. If you're a good Sniper or Spy, you can get it easily.

  • How did I unlock it?
By being Pyro when I was a newbie, it was only after a few plays.

MASTER OF DISGUISE

  • Objective: Trick an opposing Medic into healing a Spy.

Requirements

  • Class: Spy (it's not stated clearly in the achievement)

The goal is to be healed by an opposing Medic. And trust me, it's easy to get because nearly all Medics are healing randomly, myself included. It's not always easy to do the difference between a teammate and a disguised Spy. Just be disguised and call Medic.

  • How did I unlock it?
While helping on achievement server with Hypocritical Oath and FYI I'm a Medic.

GREY MATTER

  • Objective: Get 25 headshots as a Sniper

It's not as easy as it sounds. Being a newbie Sniper, you'll be killed a few times by skilled ones if you're trying to get them. But don't worry, I got it when I was a newbie one, so, you can have it if you're not trying to be everytime a Sniper. It's not in one life after all. Just aim for the enemy's head and fire.


2Fort is the most useful map for that, with the balconies in front of each
others, used as Sniper decks. Badwater Basin, some stages of Goldrush and
Dusbowl are also appropriate for the kills.

  • How did I unlock it?
By always being a Sniper on 2Fort, as I was imposing myself a code: no sniping on other maps until I've improved.

POWERHOUSE OFFENSE

  • Objective: Win 2Fort with a Shutout

The objective is to steal 4 times the enemy's intel without having yours stolen. You need to be in a good team for that. It's more a teamwork than a single act, so, if the intel is dropped and that you can take it, do it.


The fast way to unlock it is to create a server with 2Fort and to steal 4 times
the intel.

  • How did I unlock it?
Using the fast way: creating the server with 2Fort and stealing the intel.

LIGHTNING OFFENSE

  • Objective: Win Well in less than 5 Minutes.

It's again a teamwork achievement. You have to cap the middle point and the two enemy points on Well in less than 5 Minutes. It can be done if you have a totally disorganised team in front of you, with Pyros who aren't spychecking or with no Engineers.


The best way to have it is to sent one or two Scouts/Spy to the enemy capture
point for getting the cap just after the middle point one. A Scout is counting
for two persons and the last point is always faster to cap than the others.

  • How did I unlock it?
Good question, I do not remember it. Probably with the "create a server" for exploring the map.

RELENTLESS OFFENSE

  • Objective: Win Hydro without giving up a Capture.

Hydro is a map with different stages: 1 capture point per stage. While trying to get the enemy's CP, you have to defend yours. I've been into weak teams that kept being rolled by the others, despite some of us being advanced players and trying to fight but without a good back-up, it's not possible. You have just to get on the right team for getting this one.

  • How did I unlock it?
Using the fast way: creating the server with Hydro.

IMPENETRABLE DEFENSE

  • Objective: Defend Dustbowl without giving up a Capture.

Requirements

  • Team to join: RED

By experience, I know that in 95% of rounds, the first cap point in the first stage of Dustbowl is always captured. But I've been into teams that couldn't get that first CP. So, it's again a teamwork here.

  • How did I unlock it?
Using the fast way: creating the server with Dustbowl and playing RED.

IMPOSSIBLE DEFENSE

  • Objective: Defend Gravelpit without giving up a Capture.

Requirements

  • Team to join: RED

Again, like for Impenetrable Defense, 98% of rounds are witnessing a cap, even in the last seconds. And not as in Dustbowl, where the BLU team has to cap the first CP before going for the second, Gravelpit is having 3 CP. A and B can be captured in the same time for unlocking C. So, you have to defend A AND B for getting this achievement. B is always harder to cap than A, as everyone is generally getting on B first.

  • How did I unlock it?
Using the fast way: creating the server with Gravelpit and playing RED.

HEAD OF THE CLASS

  • Objective: Play a complete round with every Class.

It's easy to achieve this one: just get on a map and play a round by being one of the nine classes during all the round. Just keep doing that with the rest.

  • How did I unlock it?
Using the fast way: creating the server with a map and playing a complete round with a class.

WORLD TRAVELER

  • Objective: Play a complete game on every map.

It's also easy to achieve it, for Well (CP), Badwater Basin and 2Fort, you have just to play the map, for Dustbowl, Hydro and Goldrush, you have to get through all the stages though I'm not sure if for these three a round is sufficient or not. Don't forget that you need to be at the start and at the end of the round for being credited.

Don't worry though, you have only to play on these 6 official maps.

  • How did I unlock it?
Using the fast way: creating several servers one after one and play a map. You can combine it with the Offense map.

TEAM DOCTOR

  • Objective: Accumulate 25000 Heal Points as a Medic

You don't have to do it in one life, it's just an accumulation of points game after game. Just heal, heal and heal. Once you're up to 25 000 points, you have to be killed for getting it. And trust me, you'll be often killed so, it's not a problem for having it.

  • How did I unlock it?
My main class is Medic, so, you understand that I got it real fast. Just heal, heal and provide ubers for winning.

FLAMETHROWER

  • Objective: Set five enemies on fire in 30 seconds

Requirements

  • Class: Pyro

It's also an easy one, be a Pyro and do a rush in the enemy line without being killed. Another way to have it is to team with a Medic who'll provide uber. It doesn't work on people already on fire.

  • How did I unlock it?
On Dustbowl stage 1 though I'm not remembering if I was a BLU or a RED at the time.

SENTRYGUNNER

  • Objective: Kill 10 people with a single Sentry Gun

Requirements

  • Class: Engineer

Your sentry can't be destroyed or else you have to restart the achievement at the beginning. Just be assured that you're guarded by Pyros or anything else that can prevent you or the sentry to be killed (or sapped). Don't forget that if you change class, your sentry will disappear.

  • How did I unlock it?
On Dustbowl stage 2 first cap point. My sentry was next to the stairs of the building and did get 11 kills because BLU team was just trying to get to my sentry without uber and by the stairs.

NEMESIS

  • Objective: Get five revenge kills.

Just kill five people dominating you. It's not hard to get. The people to kill are having a fist above their heads.

  • How did I unlock it?
By focusing on people dominating me.

WITH FRIENDS LIKE THESE

  • Objective: Play with 8 friends on the Friends List.

Requirements

  • Server Type: With ending rounds

You have to add people as your friends, do it with the players you're playing the most. Then, just try to play a game with 8 or more on the same server. It's rare to obtain this way though. It's a matter of luck.

  • How did I unlock it?
By pure fate. I was playing on HK private server for a Guys vs Girls matches and most of the players were already on my friend lists.

DYNASTY

  • Objective: Win 20 games.

Just win 20 games and you'll get it. No matter if you're loosing between each victory, it's not 20 games in a row.

  • How did I unlock it?
I began achieving it by creating servers for exploring the map but then, I finished it during real fights. I couldn't stand the idea to get it by myself and not with a nice teamwork.

HARDCORE

  • Objective: Kill 1000 enemies

It's also an easy one to get. Just kill, no matter the class or the map or the team. For getting more kills, don't play Medic or Engineer because for the former, you'll be more healing than killing and for the latter, you'll be more focused on your buildings and Spies than trying to kill the adversaries.

  • How did I unlock it?
By killing people, mainly as a Pyro (even if I did some kills as Soldier or Sniper). It was before the classes updates, so, at that time, I was focusing as Medic or Pyro.

Pyro Pack

P:Facts

The Pyro Pack was released in 2008 and is easy to achieve on achievement server (particularly on the one I'm admin of).

Milestones
  • 10 achievements - Flaregun
  • 16 achievements - Backburner
  • 22 achievements - Axetinguisher

Mini-site: http://steamgames.com/tf2/pyro/

P:Achievements

COMBINED FIRE

  • Objective: Use the Shotgun to kill any enemies that have been lit on fire.

For being sure to kill an lit on fire enemy, do it yourself. Put on fire and then switch to your shotgun and kill. You can't have it with Flaregun equipped.

  • How did I unlock it?
I'm not a switcher when it comes to Pyro but with Flaregun, it changed. So, as I prefer to be equipped with the Flaregun during rounds, I got Combined Fire on achievement server.

HOT ON YOUR HEELS

  • Objective: Kill 50 enemies from behind.

The Backburner can be a great helper as it's giving critical shots when you're putting people on fire by behind. It's also easy to get this one as you can always find a way to be behind, like in Badwater, be a RED Pyro and just get in the tunnel by behind when BLU are pushing the cart.

  • How did I unlock it?
By playing normally, not thinking about this achievement. Just focuse on doing your duty and you'll get it quickly.

FIREWALL

  • Objective: Ignite 5 Spies having a sapper on friendly building

For getting it, if you're see a Spy putting sappers on your buildings, just put him on fire. Killing him isn't necessary but I recommand to you to do it because you're playing for the victory and letting a Spy alive is a bad error. Not working on Spies already on fire.

  • How did I unlock it?
By spraying a lot of fire when I saw a building being sapped. If the Engi is struggling with sappers and a Spy who is insisting, you don't have to hesitate. Don't let your Engi down.

I FRY

  • Objective: Ignite 10 disguised Spies

Just ignite 10 disguised Spies for getting it. Generally, staying near sentries is the best way to get it. If you're lighting a Spy cloaked and disguised, you'll get the point for I Fry and Spontaneous Combustion. Not working on Spies already on fire.

  • How did I unlock it?
By spraying a lot of fire when I was spychecking.

GOT A LIGHT?

  • Objective: Ignite a Spy throwing his cigarette

This achievement requires that a Spy is taunting while having his disguise kit. I don't know a lot of players who are doing this taunt ingame but it can happen. Just put him on fire and kill him if you want, because it will count for Dance Dance Immolation. It's also counting when the Spy is doing the Spycrab taunt. Not counting if the Spy is already on fire.

  • How did I unlock it?
On achievement server, someone was being a Spy for achievement and I took the opportunity to do it.

SPONTANEOUS COMBUSTION
  • Objective: Ignite 10 cloaked Spies

You have to ignite invisible Spies for getting it. Normally, being near Engis and sentries is a good way to reveal cloaked ones. If you're lighting a Spy cloaked and disguised, you'll get the point for I Fry and Spontaneous Combustion. It doesn't work on Spies already ignited.

  • How did I unlock it?
By spraying a lot of fire when I was spychecking.

SECOND DEGREE KILL

  • Objective: Kill a burning enemy who was ignited by another Pyro.

It's also easy to get this one if you're two Pyros rushing towards enemies. Or you can still use your shotgun if you don't want to waste Flamethrower ammo.

  • How did I unlock it?
By playing normally.

COOKING THE BOOKS

  • Objective: Ignite 5 enemies carrying your intel

Requirements

  • Maps: Turbine, Well(CTF), 2Fort, Sawmill(CTF), Doublecross

This is an achievement to do when you're on an CTF map like 2Fort or Well(CTF) or Turbine. Just put fire on people carrying your intel. Beware, it might be not working on Pyros or on people already ignited.

  • How did I unlock it?
By playing on 2Fort and putting on fire people trying to get my intel.

BAPTISM BY FIRE

  • Objective: Force 10 enemies to jump into water while lit on fire.

Requirements

  • Maps: Well(CP), 2Fort, Ravine

It's simple: put on fire people on maps with water and the reflex will be to jump into it when you're near it. 2Fort and Well(CP) can be useful.

  • How did I unlock it?
I was always killed before putting my opponent on fire, so, yes, I got it on achievement server with pool.

PLAN B

  • Objective: Kill 10 people under water

Requirements

  • Weapons: Shotgun/Axe/Axetinguisher
  • Maps: Well(CP), 2Fort

The best way to get it is to play with your shotgun or your Axe as the fire weapons don't love water. 2Fort and Well are particularly adapted to that achievement.

  • How did I unlock it?
On achievement server as I wasn't able to kill an enemy during real fight.

NEXT OF KINDLING

  • Objective: Ignite an enemy, and the Medic healing him.

There is no easiest achievement than this one. It's very easy to ignite an enemy and the Medic healing him. Not working with Pyro/Medic duo.

  • How did I unlock it?
By playing normally. I've said it: it's very easy to get on fighting servers.

TRAILBLAZER

  • Objective: Ignite 10 people having taken a teleporter recently

It's easy to get it when you're on attack/defense map as

  1. BLU: you can have quickly in the first CP people getting out of teleporter (spawn point being far from the current battleground)
  2. RED: you can have them when you're defending the last point as generally BLU are taking teleporter due to the distance between spawn point and CP.

Others maps are also working, so, play as you want.


People who took a teleporter are having a sort of trail behind them.

  • How did I unlock it?
By playing normally, you know, teleported people tend to run towards your team, so, it's not a problem.

ARSONIST

  • Objective: Kill 50 buildings made by Engineers

It's also easy to get it when you're ubered and getting sentries. Anyway, every building is counting: sentry, dispenser, entrance and exit teleporter. It should be easy for you to get it.

  • How did I unlock it?
By playing normally. I'm not often ubered but I can destroy buildings like exit teleporters or abandoned dispensers.

PYROMANCER

  • Objective: Make 1 million of fire damage

This is a long achievement, as getting 1 million of fire is really long to do.


People tend to say that on servers with only bots, you have to play during two
hours straight for getting it. Also, it's not a matter of doing it in one life.
Another thing to know is that for adding the damage you're doing to your total,
you have to respawn. It's the same for getting the achievement.

  • How did I unlock it?
By playing normally for 500 000 damage and by getting the rest on achievement server. It wasn't 500 000 straight but for example, I was at 465 000, so, I decided to reach the 500 000.

OMGWTFBBQ

  • Objective: Kill a player with a taunt

Requirements

  • Weapons: Shotgun or Flaregun

You have to taunt when you're equipped with shotgun/flaregun. Be near an enemy and perform it. It's an instant kill. Doesn't work during Humiliation Time (when you're the winner and that you can kill the rest of the opponent without fearing shooting).

  • How did I unlock it?
Achievement servers with bots are wonderful for it.

CAMP FIRE

  • Objective: Kill 3 enemies in a row, all within the same area.

It's also an easy one. You have just to kill 3 people nearly at the same time and in the same area. You can do it when everyone is massing on their CP for example.

  • How did I unlock it?
By playing normally.

FIRE AND FORGET

  • Objective: Kill 15 enemies while you're dead.

Fire is doing wonders: you're killed and so, in wait for a spawn but the people you've ignited before your death can be still killed by your fire. It's easy to get on a normal server, I don't understand why people come to get it on achievement server.

  • How did I unlock it?
By playing normally.

LUMBERJACK

  • Objective: Kill 3 people with the Axe in one life.

It's an hard one. Try to kill people during melee without dying. You'll see that it's nearly impossible unless you're in a sudden death - melee only round or if you're on a melee server.

  • How did I unlock it?
Achievement servers with bots are wonderful for it and for bad meleers like me.

CLEARCUTTER

  • Objective: Kill 6 people with the Axe in one life.

It's an hard one. Try to kill people during melee without dying. You'll see that it's nearly impossible unless you're in a sudden death - melee only round or if you're on a melee server.

  • How did I unlock it?
Achievement servers with bots are wonderful for it and for bad meleers like me.

FIREWATCH

  • Objective: Ignite 10 Snipers while they are zoomed in.

Igniting any Sniper isn't wise because you need him to zoom for this achievement and if not, it's useless, not for the team though. It's also a easy one as the Sniper's sight while zoomed is reduced, so, you can get them by the side or even by behind. Remember, you're not forced to kill the player.


You can use your Flaregun to do it.
  • How did I unlock it?
By playing normally.

MAKIN BACON' 
  • Objective: Kill 50 Heavies with the Flamethrower.

That's not a tough one but still, killing an Heavy with a Flamethrower isn't as easy as it sounds. Heavies have 300 HP and a Minigun that can really kill you in a matter of seconds. Yet, it's possible to do it.

  • How did I unlock it?
By playing normally.

BARBEQUEQ

  • Objective: Make leave the server a dominated player

Dominate someone and just hope that he'll quit the server. Or make him ragequit by keeping killing him. Don't be killed by this player though or you loose the domination.

  • How did I unlock it?
I was playing on Steel though I don't remember if I was a RED or BLU but my team won the round and a player I was dominating left the game. I don't know if he was raging against the fact that he lost or he was just leaving because of something else. I was surprised to get it as it was one of the few that I thought that I would get on achievement server.

BURN WARD

  • Objective: Ignite 3 Medics with ubercharge ready but not deployed

Usually, Medics are ubering once they have uber. But sometimes, the Medic and his patient must wait the right moment for uber while they're still moving towards destination. This is your chance to ignite the Medic before his uber. You can even make him uber earlier than expected and buy some seconds for your team. To spot a Medic with ubercharge ready, just spot the ones with lightning on their medigun. Don't mistake a kritzkrieg who is currently working and the non deployed ubercharge.


  • How did I unlock it?
By playing normally. Trust me, a Medic with uber ready who is too far from the objective (sentries for example) is a great target for you.

DANCE DANCE IMMOLATION

  • Objective: Kill three enemies taunting

ATTENTION

Dance Dance Immolation can sometimes be long to register a kill.

Well, yes, some players are taunting ingame, like a Sniper for example. And yes, I got it normally. Even Engineers are taunting between them. Or an Heavy taunting with fists for instant kill. So, just kill them when they're taunting, not after the end of the taunt (it often happens because well, it's hard to tell when the enemy will die). It's working also during humilation time.


Dance Dance is perhaps a reference to Dance Dance Revolution.

  • How did I unlock it?
By playing normally. I suppose that my victims were trying to get Freezer Burn.

FREEZER BURN

  • Objective: Provide 3 freezecam shots with your taunt to an enemy you killed.

Requirements

  • Server Type: With respawn time

For getting this one, avoid all instant respawn servers because you need a time for it and if you don't have time, the enemy doesn't have the freezecam shot, with his killer picture.


Kill an enemy, press G for the taunt and the third time, you'll get it. Be aware
that the enemy DOES NOT HAVE TO take the screenshot of it.

  • How did I unlock it?
By playing normally, I just taunted when I was sure that I was the killer. I got it quickly.

HOTSHOT

  • Objective: Kill a Soldier by deflecting a critical rocket of his.

Requirements

  • Weapon: Flamethrower - DO NOT USE BACKBURNER
  • What the enemy should wear: Soldier with Rocket Launcher AND NOT DIRECT HIT strongly recommended.

For this achievement, you have to be equipped with the normal Flamethrower, as the Backburner doesn't have an airblast function.


Just deflect a blue glowing rocket on the Soldier firing it by right clicking.
Be aware that it's not always easy to judge when to airblast.

If you're doing it with a friend, ask him to equip the Rocket Launcher instead
of the Direct Hit. Indeed, the new weapon is too fast for you to airblast if
you're completely new to the concept.

  • How did I unlock it?
On achievement server, I'm not a good airblaster, so, during a fight, it was impossible for me.

HOT POTATO

  • Objective: Deflect 100 projectiles.

Requirements

  • Weapon: Flamethrower - DO NOT USE BACKBURNER

A lot of players think that you have to deflect 100 projectiles only coming from Soldiers. Not only it will a pain in the ass because it's one rocket at the time but also, you have high chance to miss them.


The achievement can be done by deflecting stickies on the ground or grenades.

Trust me, stickies are a way to get it faster as you can deflect a lot at the
same time. Just think that a Demoman can put 8 stickies maximum.

Also, when I say deflect, it's the airblast, so, you must be equipped with the
normal Flamethrower.

  • How did I unlock it?
83 projectiles (stickies mainly) were deflected normally. The rest was achieved on the achievement server.

FIREFIGHTER

  • Objective: Kill 500 enemies as Pyro

Just kill, kill and kill enemies. When you'll get this one, you'll be half-way to Firechief.

  • How did I unlock it?
By killing people. Playing normally if you prefer.

FIRECHIEF

  • Objective: Kill 1000 enemies as Pyro

Like for Hardcore, you have to kill 1000 enemies but as Pyro. It's an achievement which doesn't require your attention, as if you're playing Pyro, you'll be killing people. Don't forget that it's not in one life.

  • How did I unlock it?
By killing people. Playing normally if you prefer.

PYROTECHNICS

  • Objective: Kill three enemies in one ubercharge

Pyrotechnics can be unlocked while being ubercharged with uber or kritz. Just be ubered and kill three enemies. It's a really easy one to get as Medics are ubering Heavies/Demos/Soldiers/Pyros most of the time.

  • How did I unlock it?
Being ubered at the beginning of Badwater Basin.

ATTENTION GETTER

  • Objective: Ignite 100 enemies with the Flaregun.

You have to unlock this weapon (first milestone) for getting this achievement. Flaregun can ignite from distance an enemy, so, it can be useful when trying to ignite people in their spawn (Badwater/Goldrush/Dustbowl Stage 1 when on RED) or to ignite people on CP, particularly on E on Steel Map when you have a Scout on it.

  • How did I unlock it?
By throwing flares, mainly on Fastlane.

PILOT LIGHT

  • Objective: Ignite a rocket jumping Soldier when he's in midair

If you remember correctly, Pilot Light was bugged since the 11th December 2008 and an annoying added graphic feature (fire) under rocket jumping Soldier. It was requiring a lot of skill to get it.


Since the 21st May 2009, Pilot Light is back to normal. Just ignite a Soldier
in the air. Attention, not working on a Soldier already in fire.

  • How did I unlock it?
Before the 11th December 2008. Lucky me. Just by igniting on Badwater Basin a Soldier rocket jumping for getting on the heighs above the tunnel.

CONTROLLED BURN

  • Objective: Ignite 50 enemies capturing a friendly Control Point.

Just stay near your CP and you'll eventually get some Spies, Scouts or anything that want to capture your point. If you're on achievement server where the fight isn't present and that someone is willing to help you to get it, don't kill him or her as igniting is sufficient. In a real fight server, it's easier to kill but even if the opponent dies out of point, he was ignited, so, it has counted. The Payload counts as a control point too.

  • How did I unlock it?
By playing normally on Dustbowl/Well(CP)/Badlands/Steel and every map with CP. Badwater and Goldrush are also good for it. Arena and Koth Maps are also fine.

DEAD HEAT

  • Objective: Kill an enemy in the same second that he kills you.

It's somewhere easy to get it: kill an enemy in the same time he'll kill you. It will depend of your opponent's behavior.

  • How did I unlock it?
By playing normally as a Pyro. If you're not thinking about getting that achievement, you'll get it quickly because it will not be what you're searching to do.

WEENIE ROAST

  • Objective: Have 2 enemy Scouts on fire at the same time

Just put fire on 2 Scouts. You can also have Scout rushs on Gravelpit, Granary, Well, Fastlane, Badlands, Lumberyard or Steel. And what about the numerous Scouts with intel?

  • How did I unlock it?
I don't remember where or how, but it was by playing normally.

Medic Pack

M:Facts

The Medic Pack was released in 2008 and is hard to achieve as the Medic isn't really equipped for kills. The real name of the update was The Gold Rush Update.

Milestones:
  • 10 achievements - Blutsauger
  • 16 achievements - Kritzkrieg
  • 22 achievements - Ubersaw

Mini-site: http://steamgames.com/tf2/goldrush/

M:Achievements

AUTOPSY REPORT

  • Objective: Provide a freezecam shot to an enemy you've killed

Requirements

  • Server Type: With respawn time

For getting this one, avoid all instant respawn servers because you need a time for it and if you don't have time, the enemy doesn't have the freezecam shot, with his killer picture.


Kill an enemy, press G for the taunt and you'll get it.

  • How did I unlock it?
By playing normally though that it was on HK server where we were 3 and we were meleeing. We were speaking about achievement and the HK member let me kill him for it.

UBI CONCORDIA, IBI VICTORIA

  • Objective: Assist in killing three enemies on an enemy Control Point in a single life.

There are 4 important points here:

  1. ASSIST: You don't have to kill enemies, you have to heal someone killing them
  2. THREE: I know that it's hard to get it when you're fighting but one or two enemies aren't sufficient. It's three enemies.
  3. ENEMY CP: It's not about people trying to capture your CP, it's about people on their own CP (defending it for example)
  4. SINGLE LIFE: Don't be killed. Or else, counter is back to zero.

So, basically, you have to heal players that are killing enemies standing on their own CP. All maps with CP will do the trick. I don't think that Payload maps are giving this achievement.

  • How did I unlock it?
On achievement server. Medics aren't really protected when it comes to fighting.

  • Historical data
During an update, developers lowered the number of enemies to be killed: they passed from 5 to 3.

BIG PHARMA

  • Objective: Assist a Heavy in killing 10 enemies without dying.

That achievement is also hard to get as killing 10 enemies without dying is tricky, especially with Spies hanging around you. A spawncamping can be a tactic for it but I don't advise you to do it without checking server rules first. Some are forbidding the spawncamping with an only exit (HK servers are).


Why not heal an Heavy defending a CP? It can eventually work, especially if you
can deliver some uber.

  • How did I unlock it?
On achievement server. Trust me or not but I was healing an Heavy without thinking about this achievement, I was probably aiming for Blunt Trauma.

  • Historical data
For nearly two years, Bigh Pharma was requiring 20 enemies to kill and not 10.

CONSULTATION

  • Objective: Assist a fellow Medic in killing three enemies in a single life.

Contrary to popular belief, you don't have to uber the Medic doing the kills for getting this achievement. You have just to assist him while staying alive. Some people use a Medic/Medic combo for disorienting the other teams. Think about, two ubercharges for one rush!

  • How did I unlock it?
On achievement server. Where I'm playing, generally, a Medic playing combat isn't well seen, especially when you're healing one while teammates are burning to death next to you.

  • Historical data
During an update, developers lowered the number of enemies to be killed: they passed from 5 to 3.

AUTOCLAVE

  • Objective: Assist in burning five enemies with a single Ubercharge on a Pyro.

Requirements

  • Weapons: Medigun - NO KRITZ

One of the easiest achievements to get during fight. Indeed, a Pyro is always spraying fire while ubered, so it's easy to get that one if you're not saving it for a sentry. Don't forget that in one singe uber that you need to do it.

  • How did I unlock it?
By ubering a Pyro while playing. As I've said, it's easy to get this one, especially if you're an advanced Medic and know how to uber.

MEDICAL BREAKTHROUGH

  • Objective: Assist in destroying five enemy Engineer Buildings with a single Ubercharge on a Demoman.

Requirements

  • Demoman's Weapon: Sticky launcher use recommended AND NOT SCOTTISH RESISTANCE

It sounds as an easy one but it's not. Engineers don't build next to each other (unless they're newbies in this class) and generally, your ubercharge can't have all because of airblasting Pyro and being pushed back by sentries. Oh yeah, your Demoman has to use his stickies, it's faster and it's deadly.


Since the Demoman update, it's weird but you can't get it if your Demo is using
Scottish Resistance.

  • How did I unlock it?
Ubering a Demoman for last CP in Dustbowl Stage 2. What is weird is that I also helped someone to get it in the same way.

BLUNT TRAUMA

  • Objective: Assist in punching two enemies with a single Ubercharge on a Heavy.

Requirements

  • Weapons: Medigun - NO KRITZ

Like for the other ubercharge achievements, you have to do it in a single ubercharge. Normally, it should be easy to get it during a match but well, you do know that you'll uber Heavies while firing with Miniguns. You can ask him to use his fists or gloves to help you to do it. You're ubered, so, nobody can kill you or the Heavy and it's only two enemies.


It doens't work with kritz, so, use your normal medigun for it. Contrary to
that, having an Heavy with gloves isn't preventing you to have it. Search the
paradox.

  • How did I unlock it?
Ubering a Heavy on achievement server. I didn't want to waste uber for it during a fight. That's also why when I got Photostroika as Heavy, I presented my apologizes to the team for having let them down.

YOU'LL FEEL A LITTLE PRICK

  • Objective: Assist in killing three enemies with a single Ubercharge on a Scout.

You have just to uber a Scout who is killing enemies. The problem is the speed of that class: you can't follow him if he's going too far from you. The best way to get it is to ask the Scout to stay near you while he's killing. It can also be during a capture point match whether the Scout is in defense or in attack.


It's working with kritz and it's perhaps better to use it as the Scout will kill
faster.

  • How did I unlock it?
Ubering a Scout on achievement server. I don't uber Scouts during a match as it's more useful for the team to uber other classes.

BLAST ASSIST

  • Objective: Assist in exploding five enemies with a single Ubercharge on a Soldier.

Requirements

  • Soldier's Weapon: Rocket Launcher and NOT DIRECT HIT strongly recommended.

Uber a Soldier and pray that five enemies will killed with rockets because it's not easy to do it: there are only 4 rockets before the need to reload and if no crit is firing, it will be tricky.


However, if you have kritz, you can have it easily. It's working with it.

  • How did I unlock it?
Ubering a Soldier on achievement server.

SECOND OPINION

  • Objective: Ubercharge two teammates at once

Requirements

  • Weapon: Medigun - NO KRITZ

A Medic knows that if he stops healing while ubered, he'll be the only ubered and will let his partner down.


Well, that achievement requires somewhere to let for a second his partner down.
But fortunately, it's not really important during a fight.

For getting this achievement, you have to go back and forth between 2 teammates
very quickly. They have to receive the uber in the same second and as you may
know, a second, it's really fast. It can take a couple of tries before getting
the achievement.

It can work with enemy Spies who are disguised.

  • How did I unlock it?
Again on achievement server. I've tried to get it in different ways during fights, I've tried something on achievement server and if someone didn't get it when I was present, I wouldn't know how to have it. Now, it's my turn to explain it and to show it to Medics.

DOUBLE BLIND TRIAL

  • Objective: Deploy an Ubercharge within eight seconds of a nearby enemy Medic deploying his.

Requirements

  • Weapon: Medigun - NO KRITZ

When you're sick of these uber achievements (building an uber is long, even with ubersaw as you have to use the saw on an enemy and pray that you're not killed in the process), they're still coming and coming and coming.


Fortunately, it's an easy one to get. You have just to deploy an uber 8 seconds
after an enemy one. It can be done when you have a setup time, usually
Medics are ubering quickly. Sometimes, you can have it without knowing that
an enemy Medic deployed it.

Don't forget though that you have to be in the same area.

  • How did I unlock it?
By playing normally. I deployed an uber without knowing that an enemy Medic was doing the same and if I remember correctly, I didn't read the achievements at that time. So, you understand that I was surprised to see so many achievements unlocked when I returned to TF2 after 9 months of absence.

TRAUMA QUEEN

  • Objective: Deploy three ubers in 5 minutes or less and assist in killing five enemies.

It's easy to get it, I swear it, I did it during a fight. You have sometimes fights where you can retreat and rebuild an uber. I think that you don't need to be alive for it, as the respawn is generally quick (exceeding 20 seconds is a dead end for your achievement). Don't forget that you need with these three ubers 5 enemies in total.

  • How did I unlock it?
By playing normally and by being weirdly spared by the enemy's team. Was it because I was in defense with people?

FAMILY PRACTICE

  • Objective: Ubercharge 5 Steam Community Friends

Again, like for With Friends Like These, you have to have friends in your list. Not one though, no, you need 5 DIFFERENT people for getting it. It should be easy when playing with the same players on the same server.


TF2 Wiki is also noting this:

You can ÜberCharge a friend as a disguised Spy if they are on the other team
and it will count towards the achievement.

  • How did I unlock it?
By playing normally - Thanks to HK and HKC for it.

  • Historical data
During an update, developers lowered the number of enemies to be killed: they passed from 10 to 5.

PREVENTIVE MEDICINE


  • Objective: Block the enemy from Capturing a Control Point with an Ubercharged teammate.

Wait for an half cap of your point and uber a teammate that will go on it. Or uber a teammate killing while he's on it. It can work. It's just a matter of scoring a defense point for your friend.

  • How did I unlock it?
By playing normally but it was a confused battle, so, I do not remember the way I got it.

HOUSE CALL

  • Objective: Join a Steam Friend in a game and ubering him

You just have to join a Steam Friend (if you've got one) and to uber him. The critical point is to be in his team. And when I tried, well, I was always on the opposite team. Well, you should do this one: just use the "Join the game" in the steam windows for getting in the right team. I don't know if it's working though.

  • How did I unlock it?
I wanted to do it normally. Unfortunately, I was on achievement server when it happened. You may know that I'm always ubercharging and giving it to people on the server. I did it to a steam friend who was already on the server when I joined. Harm was done for my ego.

TRIAGE

  • Objective: Deploy an Ubercharge on a teammate less than a second before they are hit by a Critical explosive.

Requirements

  • During a fight
    • Weapon: Medigun - NO KRITZ
  • Doing it outside a fight, with someone else
    • Weapon: It is better to wear Kritzkrieg Gun first, then the Medigun.

Well, it's something you can have if the enemy Medic deploys kritz and that you deploy your uber on the teammate who will be hit.


But it's a question of luck here. Because you don't know when a crit will arrive
from the Bazooka or from Grenades Laucher.

It's also working with a teammate who will be hit by his own explosives: Soldier
or Demoman.

If you have friends and time to kill without forgetting having unlocked the
Kritz, ask a friend to be Demoman, use the Kritzkrieg Gun for uber, ask him to
shoot a sticky, change for Medigun and uber him while he's making his critical
sticky explode.

  • How did I unlock it?
Playing normally. I deployed an uber on a Demoman who was going to die and apparently an enemy Demoman just made explode his stickies (among them, a crit). I never saw that crit thing. We were on Badwater, defending the last point and I was on the ramp when the Demo was higher than me.

GROUP HEALTH

  • Objective: Work with two other Medics to deploy three simultaneous Ubercharges.

Recommendations

  • Weapon: Medigun strongly recommended for a better visual timing

It's possible to have it at the beginning of a round or when you're three Medics ready to ubercharge for destroying sentries. Contrary to popular belief, it's not ubering the same teammate in the same time. You can uber yourself.

  • How did I unlock it?
Playing normally but I don't remember the fight.

PLACEBO EFFECT

  • Objective: Kill two enemies in a single life, while having an Ubercharge ready but undeployed.

ATTENTION

Placebo Effect is known to be kinda glitched. I mean by that that it's not always unlocked despite everything right.

Well, this one is hard to have because the Medic isn't equipped for fight. It's not a ridiculous syringue gun or a saw that will save you. And if you're killed with your uber ready, it can be raging for your team. Just be assured to have the consent of everyone, even in the RED team, especially when you're a few on the server and that you know the people.


The weapon used isn't important: it can be syringue gun or saw.

  • How did I unlock it?
I'm not a combat Medic. I heal and I uber for destroying sentries or for pushing back the attackers. Add to the fact that in real fight, I can't kill five people as Medic in a single life and you'll understand easily that I got it on achievement server.

  • Historical data
During an update, developers lowered the number of enemies to be killed: they passed from 5 to 2.

SURGICAL PREP

  • Objective: Have an Ubercharge ready before the set up phase ends.

Requirements

  • Maps: With setup time like every attack/defense map for exemple

The most easiest achievement in the world. Not even Next of Kindling is as easy as this one. Just build an uber during setup phase and before the end of that time. It should be easy when you're changing map.


Badwater, Gold Rush, Well(CP), Dustbowl, Steel, GravelPit are the best maps for
it. Every map with a setup time is good for it.

  • How did I unlock it?
As I've said, I'm Medic as main class. It wasn't so difficult to obtain it on a normal server.

DOCTOR ASSISTED HOMICIDE

  • Objective: Assist in killing twenty Nemesis (players dominating you).

You have to assist people killing players who are dominating you. As Medic, you're one of the main targets of the opponents: you're healing and you can provide fatal charges. It's not really complicated to be dominated.


I'll insist again on this point but it's YOUR nemesis that you have to assist
to kill, not someone else's nemesis. This is a common mistake. Another one is to
kill the nemesis yourself, no, you HAVE TO ASSIT in the kill.

  • How did I unlock it?
By playing normally.

PEER REVIEW

  • Objective: Kill 10 Medics with the Bonesaw

Remember that you need to melee for it, so, not only you're not healing but you're also exposed to be killed.


A way to get it without having your team in your back is to do it during sudden
death or to do it when it's melee only. Just focus on the enemy Medic.

  • How did I unlock it?
Achievement server, people I'm used to play with will confirm you this: I'm a bad meleer and every kill made is just a moment of a luck.

  • Historical data
During an update, developers lowered the number of enemies to be killed: they passed from 50 to 10.


DOES IT HURT WHEN I DO THIS?

  • Objective: Kill 50 Scouts with the Syringue Gun.

You have to kill 50 Scouts and as you may know, they're fast. So, it's a challenge to do it. Just do it on maps like Well(CP) or Granary. There is a lot of Scouts on these maps. Well, just every map with Scout rush for CP or for Intel will do the trick.

  • How did I unlock it?
My five first Scouts were during a fight. The others were on achievement server.

INFERNAL MEDICINE

  • Objective: Extinguish 100 burning teammates

This one is easy to get during a match. You just have to heal people on fire for extinguishing them.

  • How did I unlock it?
By playing normally.

BEDSIDE MANNER

  • Objective: Be healing a teammate as he achieves an Achievement of his own

Play on newbies server for this one, as you'll find new players. Every new class update is a pleasure to do it with players having all except the class achievements. Special events can work.

  • How did I unlock it?
By playing normally.

SAWBONES

  • Objective: Hit enemies with the Bonesaw five times in a row without dying or missing.

That's also an hard one if you're not a good meleer. Just remember that you can't miss a hit or die. Hitting an Heavy can be a good thing as he has more health and well, as an human being, the player isn't reacting as soon as he's hit for the first time.

  • How did I unlock it?
Achievement server, people I'm used to play with will confirm you this: I'm a bad meleer and every kill made is just a moment of a luck.

GRAND ROUNDS

  • Objective: Heal 200 teammates after they have called for Medic.

It should be easy to get it during a match as a lot of people is calling Medic. So, be a good Medic, don't switch in combat mode.

  • How did I unlock it?
By playing normally.

MIDWIFE CRISIS

  • Objective: Heal an Engineer as he repairs his Sentry Gun while it's under enemy fire.

It's easy to get it when you're on Defense/Attack map and in RED team, as building sentries is natural for them and that for BLU, it's normal to get sentries first.

  • How did I unlock it?
By playing normally.

HYPOCRITICAL OATH

  • Objective: Kill an enemy Spy that was being healed by you

Well, it's an hard one because you need to acknowledge that the teammate you're healing is an enemy Spy and it's not always easy to know. Just heal a teammate and check if it's not a Spy after that. A doubt is a doubt.

  • How did I unlock it?
I was trying to get to my team in Badwater and I was healing a Spy without knowing when I heard the friendly Spy say that I was healing one. I did switch to my saw and just try to kill him while he was trying to kill my teammate.

I still don't know how I got it. With a melee weapon. And without being killed.
And being a Medic naturally.

FYI I AM A MEDIC

  • Objective: Use the Bonesaw to kill 1 enemy Spy who have been calling for Medic.

Just use your bonesaw on people calling Medic if you're not in the middle of the fights.


The achievement is inspired by FYI I AM A SPY coming from TF2 community.

  • How did I unlock it?
Achievement server, I'm not a good spy spotter when I'm a Medic.

  • Historical data
During an update, developers lowered the number of enemies to be killed: they passed from 5 to 1.

INTERN

  • Objective: Accumulate 7000 heal points in a single life.

It's nearly impossible to reach it during a match unless you're healing a lot and staying far away from fights. You can unlock it by aiming for the 10 000 HP. Oh yeah, you need to be killed for getting it.

  • How did I unlock it?
Achievement server but there were these player that kept killing everyone and I was lucky enough to reach my 7000 HP though I could truly kill them for

SPECIALIST

  • Objective: Accumulate 10 000 heal points in a single life.

It's nearly impossible to reach it during a match unless you're healing a lot and staying far away from fights. Oh yeah, you need to be killed for getting it. If you don't have Intern but get killed when you have more than 10 000 HP, you'll get also Intern.

  • How did I unlock it?
Achievement server, on a quieter one than my 7000 HP one.

CHIEF OF STAFF

  • Objective: Accumulate 1 million total health points.

A long one to do but just heal, heal and heal and you'll reach it. It's not in a single life and you have to be killed in order to get it. Also, don't panick if you don't see the adding HP ingame in your HUD, it's added when you're respawning.

  • How did I unlock it?
By playing normally.

PLAY DOCTOR

  • Objective: In a team with no Medics, be first to switch to Medic after a teammate calls Medic and heal 500 health points.

When you're joining a team and that there is no Medic, just choose any other class. When you're hearing a "Medic", just change to it and heal people.

  • How did I unlock it?
By playing normally.

FIRST DO NO HARM

  • Objective: Play a full round without killing any enemies and score the highest on a team of six or more players.

The goal is to be the first one at the end of the round (not at the end of the entire match). Just choose any class and be the first one until you're largely on top. Switch to Medic and just heal or ubercharge. Don't kill any enemy.

  • How did I unlock it?
I joined a game, I've healed and as much I hate to tell it, it was a weak team. Result is that when it ended some minutes later, I was the top player in my team. Note that it was also the first time that I was the top player.

QUADRUPLE BYPASS

  • Objective: Heal a teammate who is taking fire from four enemies at once.

It's simple to do. Heal an Heavy at the beginning or end of a round. Normally, you should have a lot of people shooting at him.

  • How did I unlock it?
By playing normally.

MEDICAL INTERVENTION

  • Objective: Save a falling teammate from dying on impact.

Ask a friendly Soldier to rocket jump for you. Just allow him to hurt himself by shooting rockets on a wall then when his health is low, just heal him when he's rocket jumping.

  • How did I unlock it?
Special spot on Medic achievement server I was admin of (the server turned into a normal one).

Heavy Pack

H:Facts

The Heavy Pack was released in 2008 and isn't the easiest one to achieve because of the slowness of the Heavy and because some achievement require a lot of patience.

Milestones:
  • 10 achievements - Sandvich
  • 16 achievements - Natasha
  • 22 achievements - KGB

Mini-site: http://steamgames.com/tf2/heavy/

H:Achievements

PHOTOSTROIKA

  • Objective: Provide a freezecam shot to an enemy you've killed while ubered

Requirements

  • Server Type: With respawn time

For getting this one, avoid all instant respawn servers because you need a time for it and if you don't have time, the enemy doesn't have the freezecam shot, with his killer picture.


Kill an enemy while ubered, press G for the taunt and you'll get it.

  • How did I unlock it?
By playing normally, on UKMD server, at the beginning of Badwater Basin. I did it, yes, I let people down for my achievement but trust me, it was only the beginning.

PERMANENT REVOLUTION

  • Objective: Kill 5 enemies without spinning down your gun.

You can't stop firing for this achievement and kill 5 enemies during this time. It's a good thing to do near a dispenser or while ubered. Much more, use Sasha and not Natasha, Sasha is lethal and giving a lot of crits.

  • How did I unlock it?
On achievement server. Do you really think that I'm a good Heavy? Not at all.

KOLLECTIVIZATION

  • Objective: Get 1000 assists

Long to have but easy to get as you're required to assist a kill. Playing Heavy regularly should be sufficient.

  • How did I unlock it?
Beginning fairly, finished on achievement server.

SOVIET UNION

  • Objective: Get 25 enemy kills where you either assist or are assisted by another Heavy

Also an easy one as you don't have to do it in a single life. Just stay near an Heavy, the only important thing is that the kill is showing a cooperation of you two when displayed on the screen.

  • How did I unlock it?
By playing normally.

FACTORY WORKER

  • Objective: Kill 20 enemies while being recharged by a dispenser

Should be easy to get because well, it's not in a single life. Still, just do in sort that your dispenser isn't destroyed. TF2 Wiki adds that the kills when pushing the cart are also counted.


Contrary to a strong belief in some players, IT'S NOT DESTROYING 20 DISPENSERS.

  • How did I unlock it?
I don't know anymore. It could have been during a fight as it could have been on achievement server.

FIVE SECONDS TO KILL

  • Objective: Kill an enemy in five seconds or less after having taken a teleporter.

Well, that one is also easy to get. As being an Heavy, you're in top priority for teleporters. So, it should be easy to get out near action and to kill in five seconds an enemy.

  • How did I unlock it?
Goldrush, Stage 1, Final point. I was on the building facing the spawn and I killed someone after getting out of teleporter. Was a surprise.

SHOW TRIAL

  • Objective: Kill an enemy with a taunt

Requirements

  • Weapons: Fists - DO NOT USE GLOVES (KGB)

You have to taunt while using your fists. Heavy will be like a cowboy in a duel. Should be easy to get it on people already tauting like a Pyro trying to get Freezer Burn. Doesn't work during humilation time.


Don't forget that the gloves have a special taunt related to boxing.

  • How did I unlock it?
Achievement server. Yeah, I know. But bots are still so...

MARXMAN

  • Objective: Kill 10 enemies in mid-air with the Minigun

Easy to achieve as a simple jump from enemy can do the trick. No need to have a rocket jumping Soldier, a stickies jumper Demoman or a double jumping Scout.


Scouts are typically the class which is jumping the most. So perhaps you can
focus on them, particularly if you have Natasha.

  • How did I unlock it?
By playing normally, I think it was on Badwater while attacking and trying to get to the last point.

PUSHKIN THE KART

  • Objective: Get 50 caps on Payload maps

Requirements

  • Maps: Hoodoo, Pipeline, Badwater Basin, Goldrush
  • Team to join: BLU (except Pipeline)

You don't have to cap a checkpoint for getting it, it's just a matter of pushing the cart. So, it should be easy for you to get it. Play Badwater and Goldrush for it.

  • How did I unlock it?
By playing normally. I didn't try to get it by creating a server, so, if you've done it by doing that, tell me.

STALIN THE KART

  • Objective: Block the enemy from moving the payload cart 25 times.

Requirements

  • Maps: Hoodoo, Pipeline, Badwater Basin, Goldrush
  • Team to join: RED (except on Pipeline)

It's just a matter of blocking the cart when BLU are pushing it. The only problem with this achievement is that it's more difficult than Pushkin the Kart but well, that's because you're in defense and it's always harder to reach the kart when you're an Heavy. A BLU Heavy is healed by the cart, not a RED one.

  • How did I unlock it?
By playing normally. I even got some points when HK and HKC players were meleeing.

PARTY LOYALTY

  • Objective: Kill 50 enemies within 3 seconds of them attacking your Medic

As you're a deadly duo, it's normal to see enemies trying to take down your Medic. Apparently, the achievement can be done by killing enemies near your friend. Don't forget that your Medic, if he's hit quickly, can die.


What is important is that you're doing it in the 3 seconds after the attack.
I have some people on achievement server that saw me firing at their Medic but
not killing me while we were doing the achievement. The result is that I needed
to hit badly the Medic for a reaction.

  • How did I unlock it?
I don't know anymore. I'm sure to have some kills during matches but I don't remember if I finished on achievement server or not.

DIVISION OF LABOR

  • Objective: Kill 10 enemies with a Medic assisting you, where neither of you die

This is similar to the Medic achievement Big Pharma, so, use the same strategy: or stay on CP or spawncamp an exit if you can do it. Don't forget to never put your guard down as you have Spies and Snipers who are eager to kill you and your Medic.

  • How did I unlock it?
Achievement server. I'm someone who is killed quickly (damn Spies, damn Snipers) so, me as an Heavy alive for 10 kills? No.

  • Historical data
Before the Soldier/Demoman war, Division of Labor required 20 players to kill and not 10.

RED OKTOBERFEST

  • Objective: Obtain a domination for the Medic healing you

Well, it can be easy to do it if you keep killing everyone and protecting your Medic.

  • How did I unlock it?
I don't know anymore. It could have been during a fight as it could have been on achievement server.

SOVIET SUPREME

  • Objective: Get 50 ubercharges

This one is also easy to get as being an Heavy, you'll be ubercharged/kritz often. Also, if by this point, you have KGB (gloves), use them. A kill is making a crit bonus for five seconds and it's counting as ubercharge for the achievement.

  • How did I unlock it?
By playing normally and before getting KGB. Meaning that I have 50 Medic ubercharges.

PURGE

  • Objective: Kill 15 enemies capturing a control point you own.

This one should be easy to reach on maps like Dustbowl, Fastlane or Granary. Just stay in defense on a CP or hidden near it and kill people who is trying to get it.

  • How did I unlock it?
My lucky day on first point in our base on Granary. I just stayed on the CP and I got: Lenin a Hand, Gorky Parked and Purge.

GORKY PARKED

  • Objective: Kill 25 enemies while standing on your capture point

This one should be easy to reach on maps like Dustbowl, Fastlane or Granary. Just stay in defense on a CP kill people who is trying to get it, whether they are on it or not.

  • How did I unlock it?
My lucky day on first point in our base on Granary. I just stayed on the CP and I got: Lenin a Hand, Gorky Parked and Purge.

LENIN A HAND

  • Objective: Help 5 teammates to kill their nemesis

The easy way to get it is to ask a Medic if he has nemesis and focusing on killing them.

  • How did I unlock it?
My lucky day on first point in our base on Granary. I just stayed on the CP and I got: Lenin a Hand, Gorky Parked and Purge.

DON'T TOUCH SANDWICH

  • Objective: Kill 50 Scouts with Natasha

Reminding

This achievement can only be done after getting Natasha, or if you prefer, the second Heavy milestone (16 achievements).

Natasha must be equipped instead of Sasha, the normal Minigun. Natasha is a slowing weapon, meaning that you can kill easily Scouts because they're slowed down.


The story with Sandwichs is probably coming from the Scout trailer where a Scout
is stealing the Heavy's Sandwich.

  • How did I unlock it?
Beginning fairly, finished on achievement server. At that time, Natasha for me wasn't as deadly as the Minigun and I did want to switch weapons without having to worry for this achievement. That's why it was finished on achievement server.

IRON CURTAIN

  • Objective: Take 1000 points of damage in a single life.

The goal is to be hurt and to heal you with medikits or with a Medic. You have to live long enough to get it. Note that if you're overkilled by a backstab, it can trigger it as the damage taken is counting.

  • How did I unlock it?
By playing normally. I don't remember how or when but I'm pretty sure to have been surprised to have been alive enough for getting it.

REDISTRIBUTION OF HEALTH

  • Objective: Take 1000 points of damage in a single life and heal them with medikit

The goal is to be hurt and to heal you with medikits and only with that. If a Medic is healing you, it's dead for this one as you can be healed pretty quickly before you've taken the pack. Just be aware that only the health healed and not the maximum of health that can provide a pack will count. Also, going to the supply room isn't counting.


For the Medics, just ask them not to heal you fully or to overheal you.

  • How did I unlock it?
Medic achievement server. There is a damagefield near medikits, so, it was easy to get it like that.

CROCK BLOCK

  • Objective: Survive a critical rocket

Well, that one can be easy to have. A Soldier can fire a crit to you and you can survive it. But attention, you have to be at full HP for getting it or to be healed by a Medic, otherwise you're killed. Eat also Sandwichs, it's healing you.

  • How did I unlock it?
By playing normally. It was Goldrush, Stage 1.

RASPUTIN

  • Objective: Be burned, hit by melee weapon, shooted and hit by explosives in a single life.

It should be easy to get it as being shooted, burned or hit by explosives is common. The melee weapon is not but a Spy or a Pyro with Axestinguisher can be your savior. Also, as there are more Scouts (since Scout pack), it can be possible that you can see a Scout trying to bat you.


A good way to do it is to: be hit by a rocket, be hit by a shotgun shot, being
hit by a shovel and being burned. At least, it's what I'm doing when I help
for that.

  • How did I unlock it?
By playing normally. Yes, I did it!

RATIONING

  • Objective: Kill an enemy with shotgun with no ammo left for your Minigun.

It's just a matter of having an empty Minigun and the shotgun equipped (because if Sandwich is, it will not work) and to avoid ammo or abandoned weapons for refilling the Minigun.


Try to empty your Minigun during a setup time and to kill an enemy after without
taking ammo. Just go for Scout or Medic.

  • How did I unlock it?
Achievement server. Sorry but I didn't manage to kill someone with my shotgun unless being Engineer. Not even by being Pyro or Soldier.

KRAZY IVAN

  • Objective: Kill 50 enemies underwater while you're also underwater

Requirements

  • Maps: 2Fort, Well(CP)

Krazy Ivan is a long achievement as you'll not have 50 enemies running in water for you. If a Pyro is trying to get Baptism by Fire, why not wait for your victims underwater?

  • How did I unlock it?
Achievement server. Thanks to the owner of it. He was my Medic during that time.

  • Historical data
During an update, developers lowered the number of enemies to be killed: they passed from 100 to 50.

SPYALECTICAL MATERIALISM

  • Objective: Kill or assist in killing 10 cloaked Spies.

ATTENTION

Spyalectical Materialism is kinda glitched. Your kills aren't always counting.

The goal here is to kill Spies who are cloaked. Normally, you can do it easily when you know that a Spy is near you or when you're defending a sentry and that a Spy just runs in your line of fire. Also, if you're assisting someone to kill it, it should be sufficient.

  • How did I unlock it?
By playing normally.

HEAVY INDUSTRY

  • Objective: Fire $200,000 worth of Minigun rounds in a single life

It took +/- 1 minute 45 seconds according to TF2 Wiki to get it. You just have to be near a dispenser or near ammo for getting it. The easy way to do it is to ask your team during setup time if you can continuing firing in the spawn for a minute after the beginning of the round. Normally, they shouldn't be bothered by it if after that, you're coming out for helping them. If you're on a server with serious play, forget it. Go on newbies servers as they're more inclined to that kind of request.

  • How did I unlock it?
Achievement server. If what I described was on my mind at the time, I would have it normally.

COMMUNIST MANI-FESTO

  • Objective: Kill an enemy with a critical punch

Kill an enemy with a critical punch? Yes but you have to be cautious because the others will shoot at you. Being ubered or kritz during it can be a plus as having the KGB. Humilation time isn't counting. The best way to do it is when it's meleeing time or a meleeing server.

  • How did I unlock it?
Achievement server. I'm not a good meleer. Really.

BORSTCH BELT

  • Objective: Kill 10 Heavies with KGB.

KGB is the last weapon to be unlocked, so, you have to reach 22 achievements for getting it. Just kill 10 with KGB.... what? No, no, no! THE ENEMY HEAVY ISN'T REQUIRED TO HAVE KGB. It's just killing him with your own gloves


Like Communist Mani-Festo, it's only by meleeing you'll get it, so, try it only
on melee servers. Or being ubered by a Medic during a normal fight.

  • How did I unlock it?
By meleeing while waiting more people on HK server.

CRIME AND PUNISHMENT

  • Objective: Kill 10 enemies carrying your intel

Requirements

  • Maps: Turbine, Sawmill, 2Fort, Well(CTF), Doublecross

ATTENTION

Crime and Punishment is kinda glitched. Your kills aren't always counting.

Like the Pyro Cooking the Books, you have to play on a map with intel to steal: Turbine, 2Fort and Well(CTF) are approriated. Just kill everyone picking up your intel.


If one weapon isn't working, switch to another. Don't use Natasha for this
achievement. In 99%, it's not giving you the kill.

  • How did I unlock it?
Achievement server. 2Fort as an Heavy wasn't appealing for me. I prefer to be Sniper or Pyro or Demoman.

SOVIET BLOCK

  • Objective: Block the progress of an invulnerable Heavy while being in defense and invulnerable

Requirements

  • Maps: Dustbowl, Badwater Basin, Gravel Pit, Junction, Egypt, Gold Rush, Hoodoo, Steel
  • Team to join: RED

That means:

  1. You have to join an attack/defense map. BLU is attacking and RED is defending
  2. You have to be ubered and it must be the same for the BLU Heavy.
  3. You have to block him by being in front of him.

The beginning of a round will probably do the trick as ubers are ready and as Medics are ubering quickly.

  • How did I unlock it?
By playing normally... well, we were four on Dustbowl Stage 1 and I asked a favor to the players: doing this achievement. HK members were there and kindly helped me to have it.

CLASS STRUGGLE

  • Objective: Work with a friendly Medic to kill an enemy Heavy & Medic pair

ATTENTION

Class Struggle is kinda glitched. It's not always working when it should.

You have to be healed and kill another Heavy/Medic pair. It can be difficult as the Medic will naturally run away if you kill the Heavy first, so, you can still kill him first and then the Heavy. Or you can do it by sneaking behind their back. Try also do it when ubercharged, it should be easier.

  • How did I unlock it?
By playing normally, on Goldrush, Stage 1, last checkpoint. I don't remember if I was RED or BLU but I got it. I got it also with no uber, in the middle of the action.

VANGUARD PARTY

  • Objective: Be the first on your team to start capturing a control point in a round

You have to reach the first the CP and began the capture. You're perhaps slower but you can be the first to get it if you're lucky. Try also the create a server trick and choose Dustbowl, it should be quick to get it.

  • How did I unlock it?
Achievement server. Though I could have use the trick with create a server.

OWN THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION

  • Objective: Destroy 20 stickies by killing the Demoman deploying them.

Contrary to popular belief, destroying the stickies with shotgun (great update anyway - as it's confusing people) will not give you the achievement or advancing in it.

You have to KILL THE DEMOMAN who deployed them. Perhaps not easy to get but it's not unreachable. Not like Hypocritical Oath or everything with "in a single life".

  • How did I unlock it?
By playing normally.

KONSPICUOUS KONSUMPTION

  • Objective: Eat 100 Sandwiches

Very boring achievement with a weapon who isn't one. You have to unlock it for getting this one. It's first milestone (10 achievements). Anyway, just eat during setup time, it will be faster than eating it during a fight.

  • How did I unlock it?

By eating during setup time


ICING ON THE CAKE

  • Objective: Kill 20 players you're dominating

Just kill players you're dominating. Pray only that they don't took revenge just after domination. It should be easy to get if you're lasting long as Heavy. You're not forced to kill 20 different players or to do it in one life or to kill 20 times a player you're dominating.

  • How did I unlock it?

Achievement server. I'm not dominating when I'm Heavy. I can dominate with sentries, Demoman, Sniper or Pyro.

Scout Pack

Sc:Facts

Scout Pack has come this 24th Feb. 2009. It's kinda hard to get them.

How to spawn bots if you can't enter a server who isn't updated

First of all, I used this trick for getting bots on "create a server", as I couldn't enter servers with that particles/water problem that was solved later.


Just enable the console in options>advanced.

Create a server with the chosen map.

Open it by pressing ² or ~ according if you're an AZERTY or a QWERTY user.

Type in it:
  • sv_cheats 1
  • bot -class scout
  • bot_mimic 1 (if you want them to move)
  • sv_cheats 0
  • retry
  • If you don't want your bot to move again, it's: bot_mimic 0.

Milestones:

  • 10 achievements - Force-A-Nature
  • 16 achievements - Sandman
  • 22 achievements - Bonk! Atomic Punch

Minisite: http://www.teamfortress.com/scoutupdate/

Sc:Achievements

A YEAR TO REMEMBER

  • Objective: Kill 2004 enemies

Well, it's pretty simple, you have to kill 2004 enemies, in a same way as Hardcore, Firechief or Firefighter. My lack of skill in that class has forced me to do it on achievement server.

  • How did I unlock it?
Achievement server

RACE FOR THE PENNANT

  • Objective: Run 25 kilometers

As it's not in one life, just run, run and run. Being killed is only mattering for the play, not for the kilometers. You need to respawn for getting your add or the achievement.

  • How did I unlock it?
Running around in the create a server trick or normally (achievement server/ round)

I'M BAT MAN

  • Objective: Survive 500 damage in one life

It's mirroring Iron Kurtain or Resdribution of Health for Heavy but it's less damage to take... for the weaker class in health. So, unless you're healed by an Medic or you're in an area with medikits, you'll have some hard time for it.


Also, you can use the way I did.

  • How did I unlock it?
Create a server (I used Turbine), just climb up an edge and jump from it. You should hurt yourself. Be sure that a medipack is near you. Repeat it until you get it.

ARTFUL DODGER

  • Objective: Dodge 1000 damage in a single life using your Bonk! Atomic Punch.

Requirements

  • Weapon: Bonk! Energy Drink.

This achievement is requiring an unlockable weapon, the Atomic Punch or if you prefer, your energy drink. You don't have to do it in one drink, no, it's in one life. You can be hit by bullets or explosive or fire, you're invulnerable during this time. You can do it in one drink if an Heavy is shooting you while you're standing still in a corner.

  • How did I unlock it?
If I can't survive 500 damage in one life, do you really think that I can dodge 1000 damage with the energy drink? Welcome to Achievement server. A Steam friend just use rockets on me.

RETIRE THE RUNNER

  • Objective: Kill a Scout under the effect of the Crit-O-Cola

As the item isn't awarded by a milestone, you have to find a Scout having it (by crafting it or by the drop system). Kill him while he's under the effect (with critical signs showing without a medic or without being in a arena map where nobody has been killed).

  • How did I unlock it?
Previous requirements

  • Historical Data
The achievement was changed during an update. The previous requirements are following:

Previously on TF2

  • Objective: Kill a Scout while they are snared by the post-dodge slowdown effect.

When you're drinking this drink, for some seconds after the effects, you'll be slowing down. So, it's easy to know when to kill the Scout. Just pay attention to a Scout that drank the drink and when he's slowing down, kill him.

DOCTORING THE BALL

  • Objective: Kill 3 enemies while under the effects of a Medic's ÜberCharge.

This is the same achievement as the Medic You'll feel a little prick, so, it's also the same way to do it. Just don't run too much ahead as your Medic can't follow your speed. It will be easier with Kritzkrieg.

  • How did I unlock it?
With a Steam friend, returning favor each other on an achievement server (with a lot of Scouts asking for Medic - on a pyro map!)

BATTING THE DOCTOR

  • Objective: Kill a Medic that is ready to deploy an ÜberCharge.

Having a lot of hours of Medic (my favorite class so far), it's understandable that I hate this achievement. It's also understandable that I don't give gifts to the enemy Medic but knowing what it is like to have players pursuing you for the sole achievement and not playing with the team, I unlocked it on achievement server.


Just kill a Medic running with an ubercharge or a kritzkrieg charge that is not
deployed and you'll score.

  • How did I unlock it?
By batting a friendly friend on achievement server.

OUT OF THE PARK

  • Objective: Bat an enemy 25 meters.

Requirements

  • Weapon: Sandman

Well, that one is easier than it's looking. Just taunt with the Sandman on a distracted enemy. You should get it once you've launched him far away from you. Do it in an open area and don't throw them into the nearby environment though.

  • How did I unlock it?
Achievement server

CAUGHT NAPPING

  • Objective: Kill 50 enemies from behind with the Force-A-Nature.

You need the first unlockable, the Force-A-Nature, for it. Like Hot on your Heels, you need to kill enemies by behind. But the Force-A-Nature isn't the Flamethrower or the Backburner. Anyway, just try to get behind enemy lines and kill a lot.

  • How did I unlock it?
Achievement server.

FALL CLASSIC

  • Objective: Cause an environmental death or suicide using the Force-A-Nature's knockback.

For that, Steel and Hydro seem the most appropriated for it. Just use the FaN on a enemy near a deep hole for the environmental death. Because a suicide? Will be hard on good players.

  • How did I unlock it?
Achievement server.

FOUL TERRITORY

  • Objective: Cause an environmental death by stunning an enemy.

Requirements

  • Weapon: Sandman

Stun an enemy and push him into a deep hole, it should do the trick. It can work with water though. But the fastest way is still the fall. Steel and Hydro seem to be adapted for it.


I've helped someone on Steel point E: I've just tried to jump on it and the
player just had to stun me while in air. He needed mainly a critical hit and
it worked like a charm.

It can be also acquired by stunning an enemy before he's killed by the boss in
Mann Manor.

  • How did I unlock it?
Achievement server with damage field before Valve patched it.

BEANBALL

  • Objective: Stun a Scout with their own ball.

Requirements

  • Weapon: Sandman

Here is the trick: when you see an enemy Scout launching his ball, just throw away yours, try to take his ball by walking on it and launch it on him.

  • How did I unlock it?
Achievement server

MOONSHOT

  • Objective: Stun an enemy for the maximum possible duration by hitting them with a long-range ball.

Requirements

  • Weapon: Sandman

Well, that one can be pretty hard. You have to be at a distance that is not too close to the enemy or not too far. Aim also higher than usual for getting it. Launch your ball. It's harder on a moving enemy than someone still.

  • How did I unlock it?
Achievement server on a bot.

THE BIG HURT

  • Objective: Stun 2 Medics ready to deploy Ubercharge.

Requirements

  • Weapon: Sandman

The achievement changed during an update, making that achievement easier than before. You have to stun with your Sandman two Medics with ubercharge ready but before they're deploying it.

  • How did I unlock it?
By having done the previous requirements for it.

  • Historical data
The achievement was changed during an update. The previous requirements are following:

Previously on TF2

  • Objective: Stun 25 ÜberCharged enemies.

If you remember correctly, Medics must kill Scouts with syringue gun for getting an achievement. If Batting The Doctor is a way to return the favor, this one is really appropriated for your vendetta. Not only stunning an ubered (and not a Kritz one) Medic is interrupting the uber on his teammate but also, you're just showing to him that you can hurt (remember the title of the achievement: Does it hurt when I do this?).

STRIKE ZONE

  • Objective: Kill or assist kill 50 enemies while they are stunned.

Requirements

  • Weapon: Sandman if you're stunning them yourself

You're not obliged to have the Sandman to do it, you can kill an enemy stunned by another Scout. But if you want to stun them yourself, the Sandman is required. Stun an enemy or wait for one to be stunned and kill him.


You can also stun an enemy and wait that someone kills him while he's stunned.

  • How did I unlock it?
Achievement server, by stunning them myself

  • Historical Data
The achievement was changed during an update. The previous requirements are following:

Previously on TF2

  • Objective: Kill 50 enemies while they are stunned.

BRUSHBACK

  • Objective: Stun 50 enemies while they are capturing a point or pushing the cart.

Requirements

  • Weapon: Sandman

Just launch a ball on the enemies behind a cart or on a point of yours. While stunned, they can't cap or push anymore.

  • How did I unlock it?
Achievement server but try to do it when you're admin, teleporting bots for you and suddenly surrounded by four or five Scouts stealing your points. At the end, you're just teleporting bots for everyone except you.

BLOCK THE PLATE

  • Objective: Block 50 point captures.

The easiest way to do it if you want to get it normally is to play on Fastlane, Well or Granary, especially when you're not the first Scout to reach the neutral middle point or when Scouts are trying to push into your base. It's also working with Payload maps. You're not forced to kill the enemy though.

  • How did I unlock it?
Achievement server but try to do it when you're admin, teleporting bots for you and suddenly surrounded by four or five Scouts stealing your points. At the end, you're just teleporting bots for everyone except you.

TRIPLE PLAY

  • Objective: Capture three capture points in a row in one life.

Requirements

  • Maps: Granary, Well(CP), Yukon, Faslane, Badlands

Just cap a point then run to the other then cap, then run to the others. While trying not to be killed.

  • How did I unlock it?
By creating a server, map: Granary.

STEALING HOME

  • Objective: Start capping a capture point within a second of it becoming available.

Requirements

  • Maps: Granary, Well(CP), Yukon, Faslane, Badlands

When the enemy just captured a point, just be near it to start capping it quickly. Don't try maps like Gravel Pit, you will have more chances to get it on Granary, Fastlane, Badlands and Well(CP).

  • How did I unlock it?
By creating a server, map: Granary and spawning a bot that is mimicking my movement. I got him on middle point, he capped it and immediatly I start capping it without forgetting to kill him. First try, achievement done, youhou!

SET THE TABLE

  • Objective: Initiate 10 point captures that ultimately succeed.

You just have to initiate them, you're not forced to capture it. Your team must be able to capture it if they're good and if the enemy is a weaker team than yours.

  • How did I unlock it??
By creating a server, map: Granary.

SIDE RETIRED

  • Objective: Capture the last point in a CP map.

Be among people capturing the last point in a map like Egypt, Dustbowl, Steel, Well(CP), Granary, Fastlane, etc. Well, everything that have capture points. Doesn't work with payload maps.

  • How did I unlock it??
By creating a server, map: Granary

BATTER UP

  • Objective: Perform 1000 double jumps.

That one is pretty simple, just keep double jumping. Also, you can do it during setup time if you're a Scout forgetting to double jump. 2Fort and Steel are really worthy for it with the double jump on the roof and on E. Doesn't work during humiliation time.

  • How did I unlock it?
With the trick create a server. While doing other achievements, I just double jumped all the way.

POP FLY

  • Objective: Kill 20 players while double-jumping.

Double jump and kill enemies. Easy, no? Not if you're not used to be Scout.

  • How did I unlock it?
Creating a server, with bots moving. Particles/water wasn't already solved.

NO HITTER

  • Objective: Steal and then capture the enemy intelligence without firing a shot.

Requirements

  • Maps: Sawmill, 2Fort, Turbine, Well(CTF), Doublecross

Pretty easy if you're logging on an empty server with 2Fort or Well(CTF). It can be also during a melee match or with the create a server trick.

  • How did I unlock it?
Creating a server, map: 2Fort

BELITTLED BELEAUGER

  • Objective: Kill an opposing player that has your intelligence while holding theirs.

Requirements

  • Maps: Sawmill, 2Fort, Turbine, Well(CTF), Doublecross

Just kill someone with your intel on his back while you have his on yours.

  • How did I unlock it?
As I was having that particles/water problem, I create a server, spawn a bot, made him mimic my movements (by using the console and the tip given earlier), run to the intel and once he got it, I've written in console bot_mimic 0 and I run to my intel room where I killed the bot.

ROUND TRIPPER

  • Objective: Capture the enemy intelligence 25 times

Requirements

  • Maps: Sawmill, 2Fort, Turbine, Well(CTF), Doublecross

It's requiring you to capture 25 times the intel. Use a small map like Turbine to get it quickly. I think it's working with a dropped intel.

  • How did I unlock it?
With the create a server trick, map: Turbine.

TRIPLE STEAL

  • Objective: Capture the enemy intelligence 3 times in a single CTF round.

Requirements

  • Maps: Sawmill, 2Fort, Turbine, Well(CTF), Doublecross

That one requires you to do all the job on CTF round, like Turbine, Well or 2Forts... I'm kidding. As I understand it, the safer way to get it is to steal and capture it, as a lot of Scouts can do but you can also cap a lost intel, I mean, you don't have to carry it all the way. You can drop it than take it - I've done it when I wanted to see that purse in spawn in 2Fort. You have to be the one to cap it.

  • How did I unlock it?
Dear 2Fort on listen server, you know, the create a server trick.

QUICK HOOK

  • Objective: Kill a player in Well before the round starts.

I'm offensed by this one. I'm not setup killing because it's not enjoyable if you have 20 seconds before respawn. 20 seconds, it's very long you know. Also, if you want this one, don't play on a server that isn't allowing setup killing. Don't try this on HK servers, you can argue that it's for achievement but they won't listen to that poor excuse. Because servers rules are servers rules and are above achievements.


So, find a server who is allowing it, ask him to be or Scout or Soldier or
Demoman, well anything that can pass the train (with the FAN for the Scout). Or
use your own FAN for reaching the wagons.

  • How did I unlock it?
With a Steam friend on an empty server with Well

DODGERS: 1, GIANTS: 0

  • Objective: Kill an enemy Heavy and take his Sandwich.

If this one wasn't included, a lot of us would have been deceived. After the trailer Meet the Scout (with the battle with an Heavy for the Sandwich) and the Don't touch Sandwich achievement in Heavy Pack, it was obvious that for the Scout, there would be an achievement with Heavy and Sandwich.


First, be hurt if the Heavy didn't do it, kill him while he has Sandwich out
and walk on the food when he's dead.

It is also working with the Dakolohs Bar.

  • How did I unlock it?
Achievement server

FIRST BLOOD

  • Objective: Get the first kill in an Arena match.

That's it, an Arena achievement. Just be the first to kill someone.

  • How did I unlock it?
On a French server, lagging to death, on a Pyro who seemed to lag more than me and we were only two or three on the server.

FIRST BLOOD PART 2

  • Objective: Kill 5 enemies with the First Blood crit buff.

When you get a first kill in Arena, you should get a special bonus. It's a free critical which lasts some seconds, so kill enemies after getting it. It doesn't have to be 5 enemies in a row, it's impossible anyway.

  • How did I unlock it?
I went on an achievement server which was recommended by a Steam Friend, I type in chat !givemeall. Don't do that if you don't want to miss the fun to get achievements normally or if you don't want to be punished by Valve (thanks god when they decided to punish people after SvS, I wasn't included in it - I did that trick two or three months before).

THE CYCLE

  • Objective: In a single life, kill an enemy while you are on the ground, in the air, and in the water.

You have to play on maps with water. Well and 2Fort are indicated for it, just kill someone in water, when you're jumping and when you're on the ground. Just don't be killed while trying to get it.

  • How did I unlock it?
Achievement server.

GUN DOWN

  • Objective: Destroy an active sentry gun using your pistol.

This one can be pretty bad. So, don't attack level 3 sentries. Just attack level 1 while ubered or behind a protection or even safe at long range. Mini-sentries are also a fine target as they can't be repaired.

  • How did I unlock it?
Asking to a Steam friend on achievement server to build it and protected by a wall.

CLOSER

  • Objective: Destroy 3 teleporter entrances.

Well, here, it will be a run towards enemy spawn point, as you will find the entrance teleporters there. One of the easiest maps to do is Goldrush Stage 1 and 2, last CP, given the fact that there aren't 4 or 5 Engineers with sentries. Don't count on the energy drink because you'll find someone ready to kill you after it. It doesn't work during humiliation time.

  • How did I unlock it?
Achievement server

IF YOU BUILD IT

  • Objective: Destroy 3 enemy buildings while they are still under construction.

You have to be near an enemy Engineer trying to build. As it's taking time for the buildings to be active, just destroy it during that time. Beware of servers with instant builds, it will not work.

  • How did I unlock it?
Achievement server.

Spy Pack

Spy:Facts

The Spy was released the 21st May 2009, at the same time of Sniper. It's the beginning of a new era but also tricky achievements for those who aren't great Spies.

Minisite: http://www.teamfortress.com/sniper_vs_spy/day01_english.htm

Milestones:
  • 5 achievements - Ambassador
  • 11 achievements - Cloak and Dagger
  • 17 achievements - Dead Ringer

Spy:Achievements

THE MAN FROM P.U.N.C.T.U.R.E.

  • Objective: Stab an enemy while fencing.

You have to taunt with the knife for this one. Just do it on people unaware of your presence.

  • How did I unlock it?
With friends on normal server

FOR YOUR EYES ONLY

  • Objective: Provide an enemy with a freezecam shot of you flicking a cigarette onto their corpse.

Requirements

  • Server Type: With respawn time

Don't go on instant respawn servers, as there is no freezecam shot provided. You have to do the usual stuff for that kind of achievement, well apart one thing.


Kill an enemy who is standing in a corner with any weapon then switch quickly to
the disguise kit and taunt. Be sure that the cigarette is touching the body or
else, you're not having it. That's why I'm recommending you to do it with an
enemy in a corner, at least, the corpse will not fly away like he does with a
backstab.

  • How did I unlock it?
With a friend with the way described above (2Fort)

SLASH AND BURN

  • Objective: Backstab an enemy, who then switches to Pyro before they respawn.

Well, you have to kill an enemy that will switches to Pyro before respawn. But not everyone is switching to Pyro after being backstabbed. So I advise you to do it with a friend. Why? Because backstabbing a Pyro isn't unlocking the achievement.


You can go on any server (apart Arena), even instant respawn. Why? Well, there
is a way that can guarantee you the success of the operation. Ask your friend
to go in: options>multiplayer>advanced, to check if the option 'Suicide after
switching classes' is checked or not (if yes, uncheck it). When it's done, ask
him to spawn in anything, to get out of spawn and to choose the class he'll
respawn after death - well, he doesn't have a choice, he needs to choose Pyro.
Kill him and wait for respawn. If it's instant respawn, you'll get the
achievement a second after death. If not, just wait until the respawn.

  • How did I unlock it?
With someone I don't know that explains how to do it if you're the one helping

BURN NOTICE

  • Objective: Survive 30 seconds after being ignited while cloaked.

Be cloaked, run into a Pyro spraying fire then retreat if possible. Take a medipack if you need it or run into water if there is any pool and you have just to wait for 30 seconds after the ignition. It's long, very long. So be sure to find the right hidden spot.

  • How did I unlock it?
With a friend on achievement server I'm not admin of

CONSTRUCTUS INTERRUPTUS

  • Objective: Kill an Engineer working on a sentry

What does that mean? It means that the Engi must be wrenching the sentry if you want to get it. Backstab him but if you can escape the death from the sentry after, it will be good. Anyway, try perhaps to do it when the sentry is still level 1, you have more chances to survive than with rockets in your face.

  • How did I unlock it?
With a friend on normal server (2Fort)

SAP AUTEUR

  • Objective: Sap 1000 Engineer buildings.

Try to sap and destroy a lot of buildings. It can be long (unless you're on a multibuild server) but well, don't forget that killing the Engi while the sentry is sapped is a good way to assure a win.

  • How did I unlock it?
Achievement server

JOINT OPERATION

  • Objective: Sap an enemy sentry within 3 seconds of a teammate sapping another.

Ask a teammate of yours to be near a sentry while you're next to another one. Don't forget to stay in the same area for a better view of the moment you'll have to sap. Also, be disguised for not being killed. It doesn't matter who saps first, you and your friend just need to sap both in 3 seconds.


It's not working with sentries from the same Engineer though.

  • How did I unlock it?
With friends on normal server (2Fort)

SAPSUCKER

  • Objective: Sap an enemy building, then backstab the Engineer who built it within 5 seconds.

Sap an enemy building then kill the Engineer trying to destroy your sapper just after. It's possible to do it when you're sapping the sentry. Generally, the Engi will try to destroy the sapper before trying to get you.

  • How did I unlock it?
With a friend on normal server (2Fort)

THE MAN WITH BROKEN GUNS

  • Objective: Backstab an Engineer, then sap 3 of his buildings within 10 seconds

Just to be sure:

  1. BACKSTAB
  2. SAP

and not the other way around. The best way to do it is perhaps to kill quickly the Engi, then to sap the sentry before you're killed, the dispenser and the teleporter exit that must be near it.

Or else, ask a friend to build for your a dispenser, a teleporter entrance and an exit. It will work safely.

It's not working on three buildings of the same type.

  • How did I unlock it?
With a friend on normal server (2Fort)

SPYMASTER

  • Objective: Backstab 1000 enemies

Just a word: backstab. Just backstab for it. You don't need anything else.

  • How did I unlock it?
Achievement server

FYI I'M A SPY

  • Objective: Backstab a Medic who has healed you in the last 5 seconds.

The achievement is directly inspired by the TF2 Community and it's also an answer to FYI I'M A MEDIC for Medic. Just call Medic, be healed, try to get behind him/her and stab to death.

  • How did I unlock it?
With a friend on normal server (2Fort Balcony)

DR. NOOOO

  • Objective: Kill a Medic ready to deploy uber.

Just find a Medic with 100% ready and kill him before he's ubering someone.

  • How did I unlock it?
With a friend on normal server (2Fort Balcony)

INSURANCE FRAUD

  • Objective: Kill an enemy while you're being healed by an enemy Medic.

Call Medic, be healed then backstab an enemy while you're still healed. If you use the Ambassador or the gun, it will not work as you must be healed. Which means you have to do an instant kill for it.

  • How did I unlock it?
With a friend on normal server (2Fort Balcony)

MAY I CUT IN?

  • Objective: Backstab an enemy and the Medic healing him within 10 seconds of each other.

The goal is to kill a Medic and the enemy he's healing in 10 seconds maximum. You can kill first the Medic and then the enemy but I know by experience that it's unlocked when you kill first the enemy and then the Medic. Sometimes, you have to wait 10 seconds between each kill. As for the moment to get it, just wait near enemy spawn point, you have often Medic following someone else for getting an uber.

  • How did I unlock it?
With a friend on normal server (2Fort Balcony)

WETWORK

  • Objective: Stab an enemy to death while under the influence of Jarate.

The achievement can be misunderstood, mainly when it's translated. So, it's time to put an end to people trying to backstab players with jarate on us.

In reality, you have to be the one under the influence of Jarate and you have to backstab someone while having a yellow sight. So, don't forget, just find a Sniper that will jarate you and then kill someone (or the Sniper).

  • How did I unlock it?
With a friend on normal server

AGENT PROVOCATEUR

  • Objective: Backstab your Steam Community friends 10 times.

Something very easy to do: just backstab the same friend 10 times. You don't need it to be ten different people.

  • How did I unlock it?
By backstabbing a friend with whom I was doing achievement on a normal server.

A CUT ABOVE

  • Objective: Kill a gun-wielding Spy with your knife.

Just find a Spy with gun out and backstab him. You'll probably can get him at spawn or when he's shooting from long range.

  • How did I unlock it?
By backstabbing a friend with whom I was doing achievement on a normal server.

DEEP UNDERCOVER

  • Objective: While using the Cloak and Dagger, kill the same enemy 3 times, all within the same area in a single life.

So, what does it mean? It means that you need the Cloak and Dagger and to cloak with it. Then uncloak when you see a good prey, kill him and stay in the area or retreat somewhere else if you're pursued.

A good location to get it is... the Sniper balcony in 2Fort! You'll find Snipers there, always the same players and it's easy to hide there.

  • How did I unlock it?
Achievement server

COUNTER ESPIONAGE

  • Objective: Backstab a disguised Spy.

Just backstab people you think they're Spies. But try also to do it while being disguised. As sometimes, there are problems to get it normally, ask a friend to be disguised as Spy. It should work.

  • How did I unlock it?
With a friend on normal server

SLEEPER AGENT

  • Objective: Kill an enemy who triggered your feign death in the last 20 seconds.

Requirements

  • Weapon: Dead Ringer

So what you have to do? You have to be carrying it, right click and then let you shoot until you're feigning your death. Use the 8 seconds of cloaking for getting behind the enemy who "killed" you and kill him.

  • How did I unlock it?
Achievement server

COME IN FROM THE COLD

  • Objective: Get a Revenge kill with a backstab.

Just be dominated by a player and backstab him. Well, at least, choose well your opponent.

  • How did I unlock it?
By backstabbing a friend with whom I was doing achievement on a normal server.

HIGH VALUE TARGET

  • Objective: Backstab an enemy who is dominating 3 or more of your teammates.

What does it imply? It's implying that you need to find someone skilled enough for dominating three or more players in your team (you included). So, check for Heavies, Spies, Snipers, Engineers or Demomen for it. It can work with the others but Pyros are the most deadly weapon against Spies, Scouts are fast and Soldiers.... well, Soldiers, I don't feel them like being nemesis. As for the Medics, the more you let them in peace, the more I'm happy.

  • How did I unlock it?
Achievement server

YOU ONLY SHIV THRICE

  • Objective: Backstab 3 enemies within 10 seconds.

Just kill three people in the same area. It can be done if nobody is seeing you. The 2fort balcony can be good if you have three Snipers on it for example. Don't forget that you need to backstab and that you have 10 seconds to do it.

  • How did I unlock it?
By backstabbing people accepting to help me for it on a normal server.

IDENTITY THEFT

  • Objective: Backstab the enemy that you're currently disguised as.

Just disguise and with the name written in your HUD, start to find the enemy you're disguised as. Use perhaps Cloak and Dagger for infiltrating enemy lines and staying at one point for sighting your prey. Just be sure to come by behind for him or her not to see you.

  • How did I unlock it?
With a friend on normal server

ON HER MAJESTY'S SECRET SURFACE

  • Objective: Start capping a capture point within a second of it becoming available.

Requirements

  • Maps: Granary, Well(CP), Yukon, Faslane, Badlands

When the enemy just captured a point, just be near it to start capping it quickly. Don't try maps like Gravel Pit, you will have more chances to get it on Granary, Fastlane, Badlands and Well(CP).

  • How did I unlock it?
With friends on normal server (Well(CP))

POINT BREAKER

  • Objective: Kill 15 enemies staying on their CP

You have to kill people staying on THEIR CP and not on their yours. The easy way to get it is to find someone defending it while on it, like an Heavy doing Purge or Gorky Parked. Or even Scouts doing Block the Plate. Be sure that you're coming without being spotted. Try also to retreat near the point. When you're spotted, you're the target, so...

  • How did I unlock it?
With a friend on normal server and achievement server

IS IT SAFE?

  • Objective: Backstab 50 enemies who are capturing control points.

Just kill people trying to capture your point. It's easy to do, easier to do than some achievements requiring you to be alive or to be behind enemy lines.

  • How did I unlock it?
With a friend on normal server and achievement server

TRIPLECROSSED

  • Objective: Backstab 3 Snipers in a single life.

Well, you're surely knowing by now that I will send you on the Sniper deck of 2Fort. But do you know that it can be done on the roof near second point in Badwater. Anyway, it's true that you'll find more Snipers on 2Fort than on Badwater.


Just kill the Snipers that are there. You're not obliged to kill three different
people, you can wait until one is back for killing. Hey, you can backstab three
times the same player for it. Just avoid to be killed.

  • How did I unlock it?
With a friend on normal server

DIE ANOTHER WAY

  • Objective: Kill a Sniper after your backstab breaks his Razorback.

Find a Sniper with Razorback, break it and when you can backstab again, kill him if he's not quick to turn around and to chase you. Otherwise, well, fight him.

  • How did I unlock it?
With a friend on normal server

THE MELBOURNE SUPREMACY

  • Objective: Dominate an enemy Sniper

Well, just dominate a Sniper and you'll get it. Do it eventually with all the Snipers that can get on 2Fort balconies. Or use the Ambassador for shooting them from long range.

  • How did I unlock it?
With a friend on normal server (2Fort)

SKULLPLUGGERY

  • Objective: Headshot 20 Snipers with the Ambassador.

Use the Ambassador to headshoot Snipers. Don't forget that generally, you'll have to wait some seconds before using it properly to get an headshot, so, be sure to be skilled with it or to find a good hiding place.

  • How did I unlock it?
Achievement server, not the one I'm admin of.

DIPLOMACY

  • Objective: Kill 50 enemies with the Ambassador.

No need for headshot but just 50 kills with the Ambassador. If you're skilled enough, you can get easy kills with it. Otherwise, just use it as a normal gun if you're not at ease with sniping.

  • How did I unlock it?
Achievement server

WHO'S YOUR DADDY?

  • Objective: Headshot 3 Scouts with the Ambassador.

You need the Ambassador for it. For headshooting a Scout, use the way described above. Don't forget that the Scout isn't required to jump, so, it's any Scout you're seeing who becomes your prey.


The irony of the story? The Ambassador is engraved with Scout's Mom and since
the video Meet the Spy, we do know that RED Spy is having an hot relationship
with BLU Scout's Mom...

  • How did I unlock it?
With a friend on an achievement server I'm not admin of

SPIES LIKE US

  • Objective: While cloaked, bump into an enemy cloaked Spy.

It's easy... with friends. But hey, just be cloaked and run. Perhaps you'll bump into a Spy. Or just be cloaked with Cloak and Dagger then if you see a Spy cloaking, just run into him (or her).

  • How did I unlock it?
With a friend on normal server

The Valve Achievement

It's a reference to the video Meet the Spy being leaked in YouTube.


WELCOME TO THE INTERNETS: Fail to understand what 'Private' means on YouTube.

Sniper Pack

Sn:Facts

The Sniper Pack is out in the same time as the Spy Pack, with a new weapon system, with the first hats and with new maps. Done in May, that update has given birth to idling servers (meaning that you can be on a server doing nothing for hours, for having hats) and has made stronger achievements servers with idling permitted.

Minisite: http://www.teamfortress.com/sniper_vs_spy/day01_english.htm

Milestones:
  • 5 achievements - Hunstman (Bow)
  • 11 achievements - Jarate
  • 17 achievements - Razorback

Sn:Achievements

TRUST YOUR FEELINGS

  • Objective: Get 5 kills with the Sniper Rifle without your scope.

For that one, you can't zoom in. You have to run into the middle of the fight for getting it because at long range, it's impossible. Also, it's not in one life so...

  • How did I unlock it?
With a friend on normal server

BE EFFICIENT

  • Objective: Get 3 kills with the Sniper Rifle without missing a shot.

Your goal is to kill three enemies without missing a shot. It can be done with no scope but well, try to get still targets like Heavies with Sandwich or Snipers forgetting to take cover. It's not in one life, so, being killed doesn't matter.

  • How did I unlock it?
On a normal server with a friend

MY BRILLIANT CAREER

  • Objective: Top the scoreboard 10 times on teams of 6 or more players.

Your goal is to be on top of the scoreboard (after a round, not after an entire play) on a team of 6 or more. A way to do it is to play your best class, reach first place and switch to Sniper just a minute before the end of the round or when you feel that the round will end.

  • How did I unlock it?
While doing by myself the Halloween achievements with bots.

NOT A CRAZED GUNMAN, DAD

  • Objective: Kill three enemies achieving an objective in one life.

The goal here is simply to kill people pushing a cart, capping a point or carrying intel for scoring a defense point. But pay attention to your life, you can't respawn between kills.


The name of the achievement is a reference to the Meet the Sniper video.

  • How did I unlock it?
Achievement server, trying to figure how that one was working

KILL EVERYONE YOU MEET

  • Objective: Kill 1000 enemies

Just a simple word: kill. Kill, kill and kill and don't be afraid to be killed. What else can I say?

  • How did I unlock it?
Killing for achievement, killing some bots and killing players that were too busy to kill me when I said not to.

TRIPLE PREY

  • Objective: In a single round, kill the same enemy with three different weapons.

Requirements

  • Weapons: Huntsman/Sniper Rifle/Kukri/Submachine Gun

Don't use Jarate or Razorback, it will not help you to get that achievement. Just kill the same enemy during a single round with your rifle, your bow, your kukri or your submachine gun. Perhaps that a Spy near you can do the trick.

  • How did I unlock it?
On a normal server with a friend

SOCKET TO HIM

  • Objective: Headshot an enemy Demoman.

Pretty easy compared to some. Use your Sniper Rifle for accuracy and shoot a Demoman. You can try to do it while he's in the air for another achievement... Or simply headshoot him at the beginning of a round.

  • How did I unlock it?
On a normal server with a friend

JUMPER STUMPER

  • Objective: Kill a rocket or grenade-jumping enemy in midair with your Sniper Rifle or the Huntsman.

Just kill in the air a rocket/grenade jumping. It's not with an headshot so as the Soldier or Demoman will be hurt, a single shot can kill. Just be sure to be near edges.

  • How did I unlock it?
On a normal server with a friend - I remember, it was Badwater.

HAVE A PLAN

  • Objective: Capture the flag in CTF

Requirements

  • Maps: 2Fort, Turbine, Sawmill, Well(CTF), Doublecross

Just take a dropped intel and run in the capture point for it. Don't bother to be the one stealing it, it's always easier when the intel is dropped... near your base.


Or you can create your own server with a CTF map and steal the intel.

  • How did I unlock it?
With the create a server trick

ENEMY AT THE GATE

  • Objective: Kill an opponent within the first second of the round.

Just choose maps with setup time for it. When the round begins, shoot an enemy that isn't wise enough to protect himself. Or if TF2 Wiki is right, just stay in the spawn for killing during the match.

  • How did I unlock it?
On Badwater with friends

DROPPED DEAD

  • Objective: Kill a Scout in midair with your Sniper Rifle or the Huntsman

Even if Scouts are fast, there is a way to get them dead in air: 2Fort and the balconies. I remember having dominated a Scout like that... before the update. Well, now, just kill Scouts jumping with one of the two weapons mentionned in the achievement.

  • How did I unlock it?
Good question, I don't remember

DE-SENTRY-LIZED

  • Objective: Destroy 3 Engineer sentry guns.

The best way to do it is to kill sentries still being build, in other words, sentries that aren't active. But you can also destroy easily level 3 sentries if you kill the Engi first and if you're using your Sniper Rifle (which I recommend to carry for that achievement).

  • How did I unlock it?
On a normal server with a friend

AUSTRALIAN RULES

  • Objective: Dominate an enemy Sniper

Just dominate a Sniper for getting it. Perhaps it's the balcony of 2Fort that is the ideal ground for it... if you have some skills for the character.

  • How did I unlock it?
With a friend on a normal server

SELF-DESTRUCT SEQUENCE

  • Objective: Headshot 10 enemy Snipers.

Just use 2Fort and the balconies for getting the achievement. You should be able to snipe some of your enemies from there. Also, no matter if you're killed unless you're doing Australian Rules.


As usual, I recommend Sniper Rifle if you're not used to Huntsman.

  • How did I unlock it?
With a friend on a normal server

BE POLITE

  • Objective: Provide an enemy with a freezecam shot of you doffing your hat.

Requirements

  • Server Type: With respawn time

Don't go on instant respawn servers, as there is no freezecam shot provided. You have to do the usual stuff for that kind of achievement. Kill an enemy with the Kukri and taunt (press G). Or kill someone with anything else and switch to Kukri and taunt.

  • How did I unlock it?
With a friend on normal server

THE LAST WAVE

  • Objective: Provide an enemy with a freezecam shot of you waving to them.

Requirements

  • Server Type: With respawn time

Don't go on instant respawn servers, as there is no freezecam shot provided. You have to do the usual stuff for that kind of achievement. Kill an enemy with the Sniper Rifle and taunt (press G). Or kill someone with anything else and switch

  • How did I unlock it?
With a friend on a normal server

SHAFTED

  • Objective: Stab an enemy with an arrow.

Requirements

  • Weapon: Huntsman

Just taunt on a enemy with your bow... But attention, Heavies aren't always killed by your taunt. Just do it on people not paying attention.

  • How did I unlock it?
Achievement server

DEAD RECKONING

  • Objective: Kill an enemy with an arrow while you're dead.

It can work on any server, even those with fast or instant respawn, providing the fact that you're just killed after shooting your arrow. But for a better efficiency, it's recommended to do it on servers with normal respawn time and to shoot a target which is far of you. The farther it is, better are your chances to get it.

  • How did I unlock it?
Achievement server with instant respawn where the player killing me managed to do it before I killed a bot.

ROBINN' HOOD

  • Objective: Take down an intelligence carrier with a single arrow.

Requirements

  • Weapon: Huntsman
  • Maps: 2Fort, Turbine, Sawmill, Well(CTF), Doublecross

Play on CTF maps (2Fort, Turbine, Sawmill or Well) and kill with your bow an enemy carrying your intel. It can be also an interesting way to do Not a Crazed Gunman, Dad.

  • How did I unlock it?
Achievement server, after getting Huntsman

PINCUSHION

  • Objective: Hit an enemy with 3 arrows, without killing them.

Requirements

  • Weapon: Huntsman

Choose an Heavy, just shoot arrows at him and you should get it. It's better when he's overhealed.

  • How did I unlock it?
Achievement server, after getting Huntsman

WILLIAM TELL OVERKILL

  • Objective: Pin an Heavy to a wall

Requirements

  • Weapon: Huntsman

Just headshoot an Heavy near a wall with your bow. It will better work with a non-moving Heavy but well, if you're doing it the normal way, just try to find one eating Sandwich if you want a still target.

  • How did I unlock it?
I don't remember, probably with a friend.

BEAUX AND ARROWS

  • Objective: Kill a Heavy & Medic pair with the bow.

Requirements

  • Weapon: Huntsman

Contrary to popular belief, it's not in one or two shots that you have to kill the pair. But just don't shoot 6 arrows in the Heavy, it will not work. The goal is to kill the Heavy first with a maximum of 4 arrows and the Medic after with a maximum of 2 arrows. Try to heatshoot as it's faster to kill. Sometimes, you have to kill first the Medic then the Heavy.

  • How did I unlock it?
Achievement server

UBERECTOMY

  • Objective: Kill a Medic ready to deploy an uber

The famous achievement with a Medic with uber ready but killed before using it. Why are Medics the favorite target of everyone? Anyway, it can be killed with any weapons but try to do an instant kill, it's known that a Medic with low health will uber himself or someone near for not wasting it.

  • How did I unlock it?
With friends.

PARTING SHOT

  • Objective: Headshot an enemy player the moment his invulnerability wears off.

If the choice of weapon isn't mattering, I'm advising you strongly to use the Sniper Rifle, more reliable for it than the Huntsman. Just shoot someone who is getting of uber. IT CAN BE THE MEDIC OR THE PLAYER HE'S UBERING, contrary to popular belief that you have to kill absolutely the ubered player and not the Medic.

  • How did I unlock it?
With a friend on normal server

RAIN ON THEIR PARADE

  • Objective: Jarate an enemy and the Medic healing him.

Just find an enemy being healed and throw your jar of piss on them. It's not necessarily with a Demoman like depicted in the icon, it's working with all classes.

  • How did I unlock it?
Normal server with friends.

SATURATION BOMBING

  • Objective: Jarate 4 enemy players with a single throw

Just jarate a group of four or more players. It can be done on CP or at the beginning of a round.

  • How did I unlock it?
Achievement server

RODE HARD, PUT AWAY WET

  • Objective: Jarate an enemy that you're dominating.

When you're dominating someone, throw on him/her jarate. But how to recognize dominated players? Well just throw jarate, you'll get it eventually. Beware not to be killed by dominated players before throwing the Jarate.

  • How did I unlock it?
Achievement server, after getting Jarate.

NUMBER ONE ASSISTANT

  • Objective: Score 5 assists with the Jarate in a single round.

The best way to do it is to jarate people at a gate when the round begins or to jarate players that will be killed soon by a teammate. Be conscious that it's assist and not a kill by yourself (jarate then kill for example).

  • How did I unlock it?
Achievement server

JARATE CHOP

  • Objective: Jarate and then kill 3 enemies with your Kukri.

ATTENTION

Jarate Chop is kinda glitched. You're not always having it despite doing the right move.

As TF2 Wiki is saying, "Remember, it cannot be three separate players, but all in the same group, all hit with the same Jarate."


So you have to throw Jarate on a group of three players (or more) and to achieve them with Kukri. Having
an uber or a kritz can be useful.

  • How did I unlock it?
Achievement server

FRIENDSHIP IS GOLDEN

  • Objective: Extinguish a burning teammate with your Jarate.

When you see a burning teammate near you, throw a jarate on him. Or if you're on fire, throw the jar at your feeth. It will be unlocked.

  • How did I unlock it?
I don't remember it was by extinguish myself or not.

JARRING TRANSITION

  • Objective: Use Jarate to reveal a cloaked Spy.

If you're seeing a Spy in a process of invisibility or if you're bumping into a cloaked one, just throw Jarate on him. Also, you can throw Jarate on a burning Spy.

  • How did I unlock it?
Achievement server

SHOOT THE BREEZE

  • Objective: Kill a fully invisible Spy in a single hit.

ATTENTION

Shoot the Breeze is kinda glitched. You're not always unlocking it despite doing everything right.

Shoot a cloaked Spy with a single hit can be a pain in the ass: you have to guess where he's headed. Or shoot every possible hidding place like corners for example.

  • How did I unlock it?
Achievement server

CONSOLATION PRIZE

  • Objective: Get backstabbed 50 times.

Don't wear Razorback if you want to get it easily. If you know that a Spy is near you, you have two choices: or you let you backstab for the achievement or you choose to fight him for the team's sake. It's up to you.

  • How did I unlock it?
The owner of the server I'm admin of teleported me quickly for the backstab. Since, I'm doing the same for the others.

KOOK THE SPOOK

  • Objective: Kill 10 Spies with Kukri

You just have to kill Spies with your Kukri. The easy way to do it is to chase them with that weapon when you know that one is near you. It doesn't matter if they're cloaked or disguised or not.

  • How did I unlock it?
With friends on normal server

SHOCK TREATMENT

  • Objective: Kill a Spy who destroyed your Razorback

Have your Razorback with you, pay attention on when you heard and see your shield being destroyed and kill the Spy during the seconds he can't attack. But don't forget that an advanced Spy will not attempt to destroy it. He will try to kill you with the Ambassador.

  • How did I unlock it?
Achievement server. Razorback was the item I've been given during the week without the milestones. So, when they arrived, I had all.

Soldier Pack

So:Facts

The Soldier Pack came the 17th December 2009, with a war against the Demoman during the previous week. The Soldier won the war and got the gunboats as extra weapons, if you can call it a weapon.

Milestones:
  • 5 achievements - Equalizer (Pickaxe)
  • 11 achievements - Direct Hit
  • 17 achievements - Buff Banner

Minisite: http://www.teamfortress.com/war/administrator/


Specific to Soldier: http://www.teamfortress.com/soldierupdate/

So:Achievements

MEDALS OF HONOR

  • Objective: Finish a round as an MVP 10 times.

Just be in the top three at the end of a round and you'll be credited. Being the first is the most comfortable place. As for other achievements requiring a top place, play any classe you want and when you're sure enough to be the first in your team, when the clock is ticking one minute or when you're feeling that you're gonna win (or lose) the round, change to Soldier.

  • How did I unlock it?
Using bots on my own server, with koth_harvest_event. See above (Scout section) for the commands.

GENEVA CONTRAVENTION

  • Objective: Kill 3 defenseless players after a single match has ended.

It's an hard achievement but it can be done if a lot of players are staying in their spawn after a defeat and if you're just near it, at least, the first to be in. Ask for your team to be the only killer and go kill people.

  • How did I unlock it?
Using bots on my own server, with koth_harvest_event. See above (Scout section) for the commands. The goal here is to be sure to have all the bots in the same place.

  • Historical data
During an update, developers lowered the number of enemies to be killed: they passed from 5 to 3.

RIDE OF THE VALKARTIE

  • Objective: Ride the cart for 30 seconds.

Requirements

  • Maps: Gold Rush, Badwater, Hoodoo, Pipeline.

It's simple to do if you're not doing it in a match, even if you're in a good team, it's possible for you to ride any cart.


Or you log into an empty server, you join the BLU team if you're not on Pipeline
and you ride the cart.

Or you create your server and you ride the cart.

  • How did I unlock it?
I don't remember if it was in an empty server or on my own. Anyway, it wasn't during a match.

HAMBURGER HILL

  • Objective: Defend a cap point 30 times.

You need to defend your cap (or your cart or the intel according to TF2 Wiki) which means you have to score a defense point. You can kill the players trying to take your point or just come on it when the capture is half way.

  • How did I unlock it?
I think that it was on achievement server, trying to teleport bots for myself but as usual, with a bunch of players around me, attracted by the bots...

THE LONGEST DAZE

  • Objective: Kill 5 stunned players

Requirements

  • Scout's Weapon: Sandman

Each time you see a stunned player, kill him. The better for you is to have a friend playing Scout and who will stun for you. Don't forget that the better is to have a critical stun as the enemy will be longer in a certain daze.

  • How did I unlock it?
A friend stunned bots for me.

WAR CRY SPYBUNAL

  • Objective: Kill a Spy who just backstabbed a teammate.

Kill a Spy that is in your range and that just backstabbed a teammate. If the Spy is using Dead Ringer, it will not work unless you killed him after he showed himself again.

  • How did I unlock it?
With friends.

GORE-A! GORE-A! GORE-A!

  • Objective: Provide the enemy with a freezecam of you taunting over 3 of their body parts.

Requirements

  • Server Type: With respawn time
  • Weapons: Rocket Launcher/Direct Hit

Kill someone and taunt. You need to have three body parts in the same screen and trust me, it's hard. Using the Direct Hit is better for me.

  • How did I unlock it?
Don't ask me why but I was really trying to get it and didn't manage to do it. And then suddenly, I got it. It was during a match I think.

WORTH A THOUSAND WORDS

  • Objective: Provide the enemy with a freezecam of your 21 gun salute.

Requirements

  • Server Type: With respawn time
  • Weapon: Shotgun

Kill someone with your shotgun and taunt after. Do it on servers with respawn time. Or you can kill someone with any other weapon and then switch quickly to your shotgun.

  • How did I unlock it?
With a friend.

SPRAY OF DEFEAT

  • Objective: Use a grenade to gib a player.

Requirements

  • Weapon: Equalizer

Just taunt when you have the Equalizer out. If you're lucky enough to kill two players with it, you can unlock Death from Above.

  • How did I unlock it?
After finally receiving my Equalizer, I've taunted on bots.

FRAGS OF OUR FATHERS

  • Objective: Gib 1000 people.

This achievement is similar to burn 500 players or to kill 1000 players as a Spy. It means one thing: it's boring to do 0 from 1000 in a single session, it's long and it's not really important to do it quickly. Just kill people and when you reach 1000, you're scoring it.

  • How did I unlock it?
As many of us, on a server with bots which aren't moving.

BROTHERS IN HARMS

  • Objective: Kill 10 enemies while assisting or being assisted by another Soldier.

The goal here is to play with another Soldier and kill with him enemies. Just be sure to follow him (or to make him follow you).

  • How did I unlock it?
With bots.

WAR CRIME AND PUNISHMENT

  • Objective: In a single life, kill 3 enemies who have damaged a Medic that is healing you.

Be healed, be sure to spot an enemy hurting your Medic (like a Pyro or a Scout) and kill the enemy. Just try not to die or to find medikits or another Medic if yours died. Remember, it's in a single life. If you're defending, it can be easily done for me.

  • How did I unlock it?
With friends.

S*M*A*S*H

  • Objective: Assist a Medic in exploding 5 enemies with a single ÜberCharge.

Requirements

  • Weapon': Rocket Launcher

The usual uber achievement is also there. As in Blast Assist for Medic, blast five players in a single ubercharge. Using the normal Rocket Launcher is really advised. I couldn't help with Direct Hit, so, I'm supposing that there is something with it that is preventing to get it. The use of the Kritz is also recommended.

  • How did I unlock it?
Achievement server with bots.

GUNS OF THE NAVAR0WNED

  • Objective: Kill 5 Engineer sentries while you are standing outside of their range.

Just be sure to kill level 1 sentries when you're out of their range. Or you can try to kill level 3 but level 1 are weaker. Be sure that Engineer isn't around or it will be a real pain in the ass (or destroy the dispenser first if there is one near).

  • How did I unlock it?
With friends on achievement server.

ENGINEER TO ETERNITY

  • Objective: Kill an Engineer as he repairs his sentry gun while it's under enemy fire.

Well, kill an Engi repairing his gun from a safe distance and from an angle that will not destroy the sentry before his maker's death. It's better when you're on an Attack/Defense map.

  • How did I unlock it?
On the achievement server I'm admin of, the sentry is normally forbidden unless you're doing it for help. And for being sure to discourage Engineers, the build time for the sentry is nearly a minute. It's perfect for Engineer to Eternity. I've asked someone to attack a sentry when the Engi says now, with a single shot from a shotgun and then I killed the Engi repairing the building with shovel or shotgun.

MUTUALLY ASSURED DESTRUCTION

  • Objective: Kill an enemy Sniper with a rocket after he kills you.

You have several options for this one. Or you're in any normal server with respawn time (yeah you need respawn time), you send a rocket to a Sniper, he kills you and while you're dead, you kill him. 2Fort can be a good map for it.


Or you're in a server without respawn time (or bots), what you have to do here
isn't really the way Valve wanted the achievement to work. Just use the normal
rocket launcher, stay near a Sniper (a friend or a bot) and send rockets. If
you're lucky enough, you'll kill the bot and yourself and you will have the
achievement.

  • How did I unlock it?
With the second way I've explained, it took me a long time to discover how to get it on an instant respawn server.

SEMPER FRY

  • Objective: Kill 20 enemies while you are on fire.

Just be sure to be lighted by an enemy Pyro and kill him if he's pursuing you. Once on fire, kill people. It's not in one life and besides, you can be healed at anytime.

  • How did I unlock it?
Asking a friend to light me and to die by my hands.

BACKRAFT DODGER

  • Objective: Kill a Pyro who has airblasted one of your rockets in the last 10 seconds.

Requirements

  • Weapon: Rocket Launcher strongly recommended
  • What the enemy should wear: Flamethrower

Well, if you see a Pyro airblasting your rocket, there will be a moment he will fail and will be killed or hurt enough to get a second rocket in his face. Just fire the four rockets without reloading. It can be disturbing for the Pyro.


Direct Hit is too fast for non-skilled Pyros, so, I advise you to use the
normal Rocket Launcher.

  • How did I unlock it?
With friends.

AIN'T GOT TIME TO BLEED

  • Objective: Kill 3 players with the Equalizer in a single life without being healed.

Well, it's not hard to do: Medics can't heal you with Equalizer out and avoid to take a medikit. Kill 3 players with your Pickaxe without being killed.

  • How did I unlock it?
Achievement server with bots.

NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCE

  • Objective: Kill 20 enemies with your Equalizer while you have less than 25 health.

The goal here is to be under 25 health and to kill people with your Equalizer. I won't say you can do it under enemy fire but it's better to try to do it one against one then two against one. Being under 25 health is just a ticket to a certain death if you're not fast enough. So when you're sure you can beat an enemy, do it.

  • How did I unlock it?
With bots.

DUTY BOUND

  • Objective: While rocket jumping kill an enemy with the Equalizer before you land.

This one can be tricky to do. You have to rocket jump, to switch to your Equalizer and during your jump, kill someone whether it's in air like you, at the end of your jump or a player on a high platform.

  • How did I unlock it?
By killing a friend while we were both in air.

DEATH FROM ABOVE

  • Objective: Rocket jump and kill 2 enemies before you land.

Rocketjump and kill two players beyond you. You can also rocketjump and kill people near you when you do it. Or you can use the Equalizer taunt on distracted players near you.

  • How did I unlock it?
With friends.

WINGS OF GLORY

  • Objective: Kill an enemy Soldier while both you and the target are airborne.

I would say that the Equalizer taunt can work here but the better way to do it is to kill a Soldier trying to rocket jump. You can try it on maps where a rocket jump is used a lot like on Steel point E.

  • How did I unlock it?
With friends.

WHERE EAGLES DARE

  • Objective: Get the highest possible rocket jump using jump and crouch.

Just jump, crouch and send a rocket under you for this one. Be sure to be on a map with enough room to do it, some are having roofs or an hidden top wall that would prevent you to reach the normal height. I suggest you a map like Gorge.

  • How did I unlock it?
On cp_gorge, near the middle point.

SCREAMIN'EAGLE

  • Objective: Kill 20 enemies from above.

That one can be easy if you can manage to get on a roof for example and to kill people from it. Indeed, you don't need to be airbone for it, just be sure to be higher than your target.

  • How did I unlock it?
With bots and by rocket jumping. Trust me, the first day, you're messing up with the achievements, especially when you have a double update.

DEATH FROM BELOW

  • Objective: Kill 10 opponents who are airborne with the Direct Hit.

Get the Direct Hit and be sure to kill everything airbone. It can Soldier, Scout or Demoman but you can also kill people blast away by a rocket or a sticky. Be sure to be under them though.

  • How did I unlock it?
With a friend rocket jumping while I was trying to aim.

TRI-SPLATTERAL DAMAGE

  • Objective: Kill 3 enemies with a single critical rocket.

This one can be done with a Medic with Kritz so, don't be afraid to ask for a kritz and to aim into a group. It's already hard to get a critical rocket if you're not a good Soldier, so...

  • How did I unlock it?
On bots and without Kritz Medic.

CROCKETS ARE SUCH B.S.

  • Objective: Shoot two non-boosted crit rockets in a row.

This one can be hard because you can't ask for a Medic with Kritz and you have to last long enough while killing for shooting two crit rockets in a row, which isn't the frequent case. So be sure to keep a high rate of damage done.

  • How did I unlock it?
Aiming for bots.

FOR WHOM SHE TROLLS

  • Objective: Bounce an opponent into the air with a rocket and then kill them with the shotgun before they land.

That one isn't as simple as it sounds because you need to switch quickly from your bazooka to your shotgun and to kill a player with at least one good shot before landing. Trust me, landing is very fast and if the player isn't weakened enough by your rocket, it can be a dead end for you. I suggest you to leave the idea to do it with an Heavy as I'm pretty sure that you will fail in almost every case.


If you're doing with friends, it's better that the one playing the poor victim
stay in a corner.

  • How did I unlock it?
On cp_gorge, in a corner.

BOMB SQUADIE

  • Objective: Destroy 10 sticky bombs with the shotgun in a single life.

How to find a lot of stickies to kill in one life? Under sentries or on enemy points where you can find at least 7 stickies. Don't forget to stay alive (or perhaps try to go for it with an uber).


But the best way is to ask a friend to put stickies for you on an empty server.

  • How did I unlock it?
With a friend

DOMINATOR

  • Objective: Get 3 dominations in a single life.

Dominate three players in the same life and you'll unlock it. It can be pretty hard to do but if you're doing well (for example kill three players by avoiding to be killed by them and being killed in between by others), I'm sure you can get the achievement.

  • How did I unlock it?
With bots.

TRENCH WARFARE

  • Objective: Kill your nemesis with a shovel.

Let you dominate by someone then kill the player with your shovel. Be sure to pick a weakened enemy (or weaken it by yourself or by friends) because well, rushing to an Heavy with full-health, healed by a Medic, will result in an imminent death and a total failure from your part.

  • How did I unlock it?
With a friend, it's again the best way to get it without having to rush.

BANNER OF BROTHERS

  • Objective: Buff 5 steam friends at once with the Buff Banner.

Your goal here is to buff 5 people in your friends list at the same time. Just play with people you're used to, be sure they're in your team and buff them. Or sent invites to people in your team. It can work.

  • How did I unlock it?
Friends and adding friends on achievement server.

THE BOOSTIE BOYS

  • Objective: Buff 15 teammates with the Buff Banner in a single life.

The goal here isn't to buff 15 players at the same time but to buff them in a single life. For example, you can buff 10 players and in a second time, 5. You'll get the achievement... if you're staying alive.

  • How did I unlock it?
With bots.

OUT, DAMNED SCOT!

  • Objective: Kill 500 enemy Demomen

It's perhaps not the hardest achievement but it's a long one. You have to kill 500 Demomen. Just think about how many hours you can spent on it... if you're not going in a server with bots. Because with bots, it can be faster than you can think. Choose your option.

  • How did I unlock it?
Teleporting the only Demoman bot for myself and hiding, even if I was always discovered.

Demoman Pack

D:Facts

The Demoman Pack came the 17th December 2009, with a war against the Soldier during the previous week. He lost it and will never receive the extra weapons.

Milestones:
  • 5 achievements - Chargin'Targe (Shield)
  • 11 achievements - Eyelander (Sword)
  • 17 achievements - Scottish Resistance

Minisite: http://www.teamfortress.com/war/administrator/


Specific to Demoman: http://www.teamfortress.com/demomanupdate/

D:Achievements

TARTAN SPARTAN

  • Objective: Do 1 million points of total blast damage.

Use everything that blasts: grenades, stickies and just kill, kill, kill and kill. Don't forget that dying will add to your total the current damage you've done. So don't be afraid to be killed. It is a long one, even with bots.

  • How did I unlock it?
With bots

BRAVEHURT

  • Objective: Kill 20 players defending a capture point or cart.

The goal here is to be sure to get on an enemy point and to kill them while on it. Another one is to put a lot of stickies near the cart and to blow the riders up.

  • How did I unlock it?
Achievement server, while teleporting bots the points and finishing them with my melee weapon.

WELL PLAID!

  • Objective: Kill 10 enemies while assisting or being assisted by another Demoman.

The goal here is to play with another Demoman and kill with him enemies. Just be sure to follow him (or to make him follow you).

  • How did I unlock it?
With bots.

THE TARGE CHARGE

  • Objective: Charge and kill someone with your shield bash.

Requirements

  • Weapon: Chargin'Targe

For a good charge, be sure to be at a good distance (not too close or not too far), right click and just enter in contact with your prey. Don't forget that a charge isn't killing right away someone with a good amount of health, so, it's better when the player is critically wounded.


Last thing: DON'T LEFT CLICK WHEN YOU'RE ENTERING IN CONTACT WITH YOUR ENEMY
OR THE ACHIEVEMENT WILL NEVER UNLOCK.

  • How did I unlock it?
I don't remember.

KILT IN ACTION

  • Objective: Kill 500 Soldiers.

It's perhaps not the hardest achievement but it's a long one. You have to kill 500 Soldiers. Just think about how many hours you can spent on it... if you're not going in a server with bots. Because with bots, it can be faster than you can think. Choose your option.

  • How did I unlock it?
Teleporting the only Soldier bot for myself and hiding, even if I was always discovered.

SLAMMY SLAYVIS WOUNDYA

  • Objective: Decapitate an enemy Soldier who is brandishing the Equalizer.

ATTENTION

Not always unlocking the first time

Requirements

  • Weapon: Eyelander

As you can see, you have to kill a Soldier with Equalizer out with your sword. A good way to do it is to join melee server or to play maps where you're sure there will be a sudden death.


Just for you to know, don't taunt, you just have to attack with it (left click
of the mouse).

  • How did I unlock it?
With a friend.

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE

  • Objective: Decapitate your nemesis.

ATTENTION

Not always unlocking the first time

Requirements

  • Weapon: Eyelander

Be dominated and find after your nemesis and be sure to kill him. As for the Soldier, it's always better when he has low health.


Just for you to know, don't taunt, you just have to attack with it (left click
of the mouse).

  • How did I unlock it?
With a friend.

SHORN CONNERY

  • Objective: Decapitate a cloaked Spy.

ATTENTION

Not always unlocking the first time

Requirements

  • Weapon: Eyelander

Spot a Spy who is cloaking and try to kill him. I suppose it's easier if you're running as a madman around him but it's also good to spot him while he thinks he's alone. + Just for you to know, don't taunt, you just have to attack with it (left click of the mouse).

  • How did I unlock it?
With a friend that gently stayed in a corner

BRAINSPOTTING

  • Objective: Decapitate 50 enemy players.

Just use your Eyelander normally or by taunting and you should have 50 heads to show next time to your mommy (read the comic relating the how of the war).

  • How did I unlock it?
With bots.

LEFT 4 HEADS

  • Objective: Decapitate 4 players with only 10 seconds between each kill.

Just use your Eyelander normally on a small group (four at least) with at least quick deaths. Being on a melee server is probably the best way to get it.

  • How did I unlock it?
With bots.

BEAT ME UP, SCOTTY

  • Objective: Use a full charge critical swing with the Eyelander to kill 5 enemy players.

Recommendation

  • Weapon: Chargin' Targe recommended

Or you get a Medic with kritz to help you or you just use the critical option that your shield is letting you have. Just charge from a certain distance and use your sword you're near an enemy while having your weapon glowing with electricity (meaning you're having critical swings).

  • How did I unlock it?
See above.

SCOTCH TAP

  • Objective: Glory in the slaughter of your enemies using the Eyelander.

Just taunt with your sword and kill someone. Try it on distracted players.

  • How did I unlock it?
I don't remember, perhaps on bots.

BLOODY MERRY

  • Objective: Provide an enemy player with a freeze cam of your smiling face.

Requirements

  • Server Type: With respawn time
  • Weapon: Grenade Launcher

Just kill someone and taunt with your grenades launcher. You should get it.

  • How did I unlock it?
If I remember correctly, the first day of update was really messed up with weapons not unlocked, with an instable backpack and with achievements not working correctly or at all. So, this one, I got it while taunting with my bottle...

SECOND EYE

  • Objective: Provide an enemy player with a freeze cam of you shaking your rump.

Requirements

  • Server Type: With respawn time
  • Weapon: Scottish Resistance

Just kill someone and taunt with your Scottish Resistance. You should get it.

  • How did I unlock it?
If I remember correctly, the first day of update was really messed up with weapons not unlocked, with an instable backpack and with achievements not working correctly or at all. So, this one, I got it while taunting with my grenades launcher...

CABER TOSS

  • Objective: Bounce an enemy into the air and kill them before they land.

That one isn't as simple as it sounds because you need to make the enemy bounce in the air and kill it while it's still in it. If the player isn't weakened enough, it can be hard.


If you're doing with friends, it's better that the one playing the poor victim
stay in a corner.

  • How did I unlock it?
I don't remember honestly.

SOMETHING STICKIED THIS WAY COMES

  • Objective: Kill 30 players with air burst sticky bombs.

The goal here is to make explode the bombs while it's still in the air. Trying to burst them from a higher place is a good way to do it, aim a little higher than usual also.

  • How did I unlock it?
The normal way and not with a Pyro airblasting my stickies.

THE SCOTTISH PLAY

  • Objective: Get a melee kill while sticky jumping.

This one can be tricky to do. You have to sticky jump, to switch to your melee weapon and during your jump, kill someone whether it's in air like you, at the end of your jump or a player on a high platform.

  • How did I unlock it?
By killing a friend while we were both in air.

THE HIGH ROAD

  • Objective: Sticky jump onto a cap point and capture it.

The goal here is to be the first on the point or on a point that isn't currently showing your color (capture being interrupted). So, be sure to have the first place for assuring the achievement.

  • How did I unlock it?
On cp_gorge, the first day of the update.

HIGH LAND FLING

  • Objective: Sticky jump a really long way...

This one is kinda hard: place two stickies near each other (for preference: Sticky Launcher), run towards them, pass them and once you're just behind the second one, make them explode for having a long fling. You can crouch if you want.

  • How did I unlock it?
On cp_gorge, with a friend that found the answer and showed me.

DOUBLE MAULED SCOTCH

  • Objective: Kill 2 people in a single sticky jump.

Sticky jump and kill two players beyond you. You can also sticky jump and kill people near you when you do it. Or you can also place stickies near enemies and jump in a safe place.

  • How did I unlock it?
With bots, because the first try results in having Sticky Thump in a weird way.

THE STICKENING

  • Objective: Kill 3 Heavies from full health with a single sticky bomb detonation.

Contrary to a popular belief, it's NOT WITH ONE STICKY you have to play. You can put several ones as far as they're exploding in the same time. Be sure that the Heavy isn't overhealed or at least at full health. Perhaps that here the spawn camping is your friend for doing it but I advise you to do it on servers that are allowing it. Also, Heavies near dispensers can be good targets.


  • Historical data
During an update, developers lowered the number of enemies to be killed: they passed from 5 to 3.

HE WHO CELT IT

  • Objective: Use the Sticky Launcher to kill an enemy player via environmental damage.

Just push to his death a player that is nearing the point E on Steel, I'm pretty sure it will be a point for you. Or ask someone to help you by jumping while you're blasting them away if the height isn't a killing one.

  • How did I unlock it?
On cp_gorge, on the little cabin at the entrance of blue spawn, with a friend jumping near the sticky.

ROBBED ROYAL

  • Objective: Destroy 100 sticky bombs with the Scottish Resistance.

Once you get the Scottish Resistance, don't hesitate to lay down stickies when you find a bunch of enemy's ones and to destroy them.

  • How did I unlock it?
With a friend.

STICKY THUMP

  • Objective: Using the Scottish Resistance, kill 3 players in separate explosions without placing new sticky bombs.

This one is perhaps tricky to do because you have to put at least stickies in a good distance, in a good number and to kill three players without having one being caught in another's explosion.

  • How did I unlock it?
The reason the paragraph above is just an explanation of the achievement is the fact that I unlock it while trying to do Double Mauled Scotch with my normal Sticky Launcher and that instead of having it, I got Sticky Thump.... How did you guess I've done it during the first day of the update?

SCOTCH GUARD

  • Objective: Kill 3 enemies capping or pushing a cart in a single Stickybomb detonation 3 separate times.

Contrary to a popular belief, it's NOT WITH ONE STICKY you have to play. You can put several ones as far as they're exploding in the same time. Be sure to kill three players on a CP or on the cart (kinda like Pipe Bagger - see next achievement) but you have to do it three times.

  • How did I unlock it?
Well, I don't remember... I think it was in the confusion of CP while being on achievement server.

PIPE BAGGER

  • Objective: Kill at least three players with a single detonation of sticky bombs.

Contrary to a popular belief, it's NOT WITH ONE STICKY you have to play. You can put several ones as far as they're exploding in the same time. So find three players (for example near a dispenser or capping CP), put stickies (now or before) and make them explode.

  • How did I unlock it?
Good question. I don't remember.

LOCH NESS BOMBSTER

  • Objective: Kill an enemy player with sticky bombs within 5 seconds of them teleporting.

ATTENTION

Not always unlocking the first time

Your goal here is to wait near an teleport exit and to bomb a player who will appear. I don't see really why it's not sometimes counting though. It can be viewed as the counterpart of Trailblazer for Pyro (more than Five Seconds for Heavy).

  • How did I unlock it?
Normally, the first day, first try, with a friend.

THE ARGYLE SAP

  • Objective: Blow up an Engineer, his sentry gun, and his dispenser with a single Sticky bomb detonation.

Contrary to a popular belief, it's NOT WITH ONE STICKY you have to blow up things or NOT AN ENGI WITH ALL HIS BUILDINGS. Put a lot of stickies under the Engi, his sentry and his dispenser and kabooooom!

  • How did I unlock it?
With friends.

TAM O'SHATTER

  • Objective: Destroy 5 enemy Engineer buildings during a single ÜberCharge from a Medic.

Recommendations

  • Weapon: Sticky Launcher

I prefer you to use the Sticky Launcher as not only you get one explosion at the same time but you'll perhaps help the Medic ubering you. It can work with Kritz but don't forget that it's better to have two Engis in the enemy team for having more buildings.


That achievement is the mirror of Medical Breakthrough for Medic.

  • How did I unlock it?
With friends.

THREE TIMES A LADDY

  • Objective: Dominate three Engineers.

Contrary to a popular belief, you don't have to dominate three different Engineers at the same time. You can dominate one, being killed by him and dominate him again.

  • How did I unlock it?
With friends I think.

CRY SOME MOOR!

  • Objective: Destroy 50 buildings.

That one is easy, mainly if you're attacking with an uber for destroying some buildings. You can quickly get it.

  • How did I unlock it?
With friends.

SPYNAL TAP

  • Objective: Kill 20 Spies within 5 seconds of them sapping a friendly building.

Just stay near your Engis and kill Spies trying to sap buildings. It should be easily done if you're in RED on Dustbowl, Stage 2, Last CP.

  • How did I unlock it?
With friends

BLIND FIRE

  • Objective: Kill an Engineer building that you can't see with a direct hit from your Grenade Launcher.

You can send a grenade on sentries, dispensers or teleporters, it doesn't matter contrary to a popular belief due to the icon of the achievement which says that it's only sentries that must be destroyed.

Try to find buildings that you can't see (like on a roof for example) and throw grenades. Remember that it must be a direct hit, so no bouncing or exploding next to your target are allowed.

One of my friends did it by sending grenades on my building right in front of him and turn around for being "blind".

  • How did I unlock it?
With a sentry behind a rock.

LADY MACDETH

  • Objective: Kill 50 enemies with direct hits from the Grenade Launcher.

So what's the deal here? You have to kill people who are hit directly by your grenade. Bouncing isn't allowed neither is a grenade exploding next to an enemy.

  • How did I unlock it?
With bots.

GLASG0WNED

  • Objective: Kill 25 Scouts and Pyros with the Grenade Launcher.

Just use your Grenades Launcher on Scouts and Pyros and kill them.

  • How did I unlock it?
With a friend.

Engineer Pack

E:Facts

The Engineer update was launched in July 2010, closing a first cycle of class updates initiated in 2008. It was also preceded by the Golden Wrench giving, obtained by crafting.

Milestones:
  • 5 achievements - Frontier Justice
  • 11 achievements - Gunslinger
  • 17 achievements - Wrangler

Minisite: http://www.teamfortress.com/engineerupdate/

E:Achievements

TEXAS RANGER

  • Objective: Haul buildings one kilometer over your career.

Just build something, right click on it and you'll be hauling it. Just run. But don't forget that if you're letting your team down, they will probably kick you. So do it on an empty server or on your own.

  • How did I unlock it?
Achievement server

IF YOU BUILD IT, THEY WILL DIE

  • Objective: Haul a level 3 sentry gun into a position that achieves a kill shortly after being redeployed.

Just move a level 3 sentry to another position and get someone killed just after if they're indeed moving right in the sentry. Don't forget that it needs time to be redeployed so don't do it just under the nose of the enemy team.

  • How did I unlock it?
With a friend

BEST LITTLE SLAUGHTERHOUSE IN TEXAS

  • Objective: Rack up 5000 kills with your sentry guns.

Just kill as many players as you can with a sentry gun. It doesn't matter how much sentries you will build, eventually, you'll arrive at 5000. If you're not patient, you can still go on achievements servers with bots.

  • How did I unlock it?
Shame on me, I've build a sentry on the server where I'm admin of... breaking the rules of no sentry. But hey, it was a special week, we decided to allow people to build them.

NO MAN'S LAND

  • Objective: Use a sentry gun to kill 25 enemy players trying to capture a point.

So it's just a matter of defending a point (or the cart). Place your sentry near one and you kill any people who will come by surprise, like scouts for example.

  • How did I unlock it?
Achievement server

DEPUTIZED

  • Objective: Get 10 assists with another Engineer where a sentry gun was involved in the kill.

Be sure to assist another Engineer in kills with a sentry gun (it can be yours or his). But it's just a matter of being well-placed. Maps where it can be easy to get that should be Dustbowl, Badwater Basin or Gold Rush.

  • How did I unlock it?
Achievement server

DOC, STOCK AND BARREL

  • Objective: Repair a sentry gun under fire while being healed by a Medic.

Just be healed by a Medic while you're repairing your sentry if someone is firing at it (like a Soldier for example).

  • How did I unlock it?
With a friend

FRONTIER JUSTICE

  • Objective: Within 10 seconds, have your sentry kill the enemy that just killed you.

It can be done easily if you get kill first by a spy who takes time to put a sapper or to cloaked. Or you can be killed by someone and your sentry takes him out because he's in the range of its fire.


Contrary to the name of the achievement, the weapon Frontier Justice isn't
involved or required.

  • How did I unlock it?
With a friend

TEXAS TWO-STEP

  • Objective: Use your shotgun to finish off an enemy recently damaged by your sentry gun.

Shoot with your shotgun enemies hit by your sentry. It's better to use mini- sentries or a level 1 than a level 2 or a level 3.

  • How did I unlock it?
With a friend

REVENGINEERING

  • Objective: Use a revenge crit to kill the enemy player that destroyed your sentry gun.

Requirements

  • Weapon: Frontier Justice

Remember how the Frontier Justice is working: the more your sentry kills, the more revenge crits you'll get once it's destroyed. So if you kill the enemy who destroyed with one of these crits, you'll get the achievement.

  • How did I unlock it?
With a friend

UNFORGIVEN

  • Objective: Kill three enemies with revenge crits without dying.

Requirements

  • Weapon: Frontier Justice

Again, it's a matter to get kills with a sentry while carrying the Frontier Justice, so, once you destroy or someone else destroys your killing building, you can go on a revenge path by killing three enemies... by staying alive and by trying not to miss. It can be hard to do under heavy fire but you can just ambush players.

  • How did I unlock it?
With a friend

HONKY TONK MAN

  • Objective: Smash an enemy player's head in with your guitar.

Requirements

  • Weapon: Frontier Justice

The guitar appears when taunting with the Frontier Justice out, so you need it to perform the kill. Just do it on a distracted player.

  • How did I unlock it?
With a friend

SIX-STRING STINGER

  • Objective: Provide an enemy player with a freeze cam of your guitar playing skills.

Requirements

  • Weapon: Frontier Justice
  • Server type: With respawn time

Easy to do if you're killing someone with a sentry and you taunt just after. Don't forget you need the Frontier Justice in your hands for that.

  • How did I unlock it?
With a friend

UNCIVIL ENGINEER

  • Objective: Provide an enemy player with a freeze cam of you and the sentry that just killed them.

Requirements

  • Server type: With respawn time

The easier achievement for the Engineer is this one: your sentry does a kill? If you're just behind it repairing it, it's sufficient to get a picture of you and your baby. You can also taunt if you want.

  • How did I unlock it?
With a friend

THE WRENCH CONNECTION

  • Objective: Kill a disguised spy with your Wrench.

Well, just kill the Spy who is sapping your stuff but not trying to kill you. A good hit with the wrench and he's down. Unless someone rescues you, you can get also Quick Draw in the process.

  • How did I unlock it?
With a friend

FISTFUL OF SAPPERS

  • Objective: Destroy 25 sappers on buildings built by other team members.

Well, it can arrive that another Engineer has been killed or is wandering around and that a Spy is sapping his stuff. So, it's up to you if you're close to the buildings to remove the sappers (unless you're also under attack).

  • How did I unlock it?
With friends

QUICK DRAW

  • Objective: Kill a spy and two sappers within 10 seconds.

Just kill the sappers the Spy will put on the sentry and the dispenser if he's attacking your little fortress and take his life. Just pay attention because sometimes, it's reluctant to unlock, even if Valve has fixed the achievement since the update.

  • How did I unlock it?
With a friend

GIT ALONG!

  • Objective: Manage to get to, and then remove, a sapper placed on your building while you were several meters away.

Well, if you're like me and staying near your buildings, it can be hard to get it. Just wait for a Spy trying to sap your stuff when you're searching metal or occupied elsewhere (like helping another Engineer), come back (you must be in the neighborhood so that you can come back before the sapper destroys your stuff but not too close also) and destroy the sapper. It's not always unlocking: or it's still a bug or you're not far away.

  • How did I unlock it?
With a friend

SEARCH ENGINE

  • Objective: Kill three cloaked Spies with a sentry gun under control of your Wrangler.

Well, it's a matter of luck. Get your sentry wrangled and if you can detect a cloaked spy, kill him. It's also working with a Spy running without disguise and using a Dead Ringer. The false death is counting as a real one.

  • How did I unlock it?
With a friend

POWND ON THE RANGE

  • Objective: Kill 10 enemies outside the normal sentry gun range using the Wrangler.

Wrangle your sentry and kill everything that is out of your range, like a sniper for example (which is helping you for Breaking Morant). 2Fort balcony is a good place to do it.

  • How did I unlock it?
With a friend

BREAKING MORANT

  • Objective: Kill 10 Snipers with a sentry gun under the control of your Wrangler.

If you're doing Pownd on the Range, you can also advance in this achievement, though the distance doesn't matter here. But 2Fort balcony is still a good place to do it.

  • How did I unlock it?
With a friend

BUILDING BLOCK

  • Objective: Have a sentry shielded by the Wrangler absorb 500 damage without being destroyed.

The Wrangler, if it's providing you a total control of your sentry, produces also a shield protecting it as you can't repair it during the time. But you'll need at one moment to hit it so do it during a moment of calm or get another Engineer repair it while you're still wrangling it.

  • How did I unlock it?
With a friend

PATENT PROTECTION

  • Objective: Destroy an enemy Engineer's sentry gun with a sentry under control of your Wrangler.

The enemy sentry doesn't have to be wrangled (and it's better) but be sure to be in a spot where you can see him build it, as players tend to do it in hidden places. But I've seen players building just in front of you, so...

  • How did I unlock it?
With a friend

RIO GRIND

  • Objective: Perform 50 repairs and/or reloads on a sentry gun being Wrangled by another Engineer.

Just hit sentries being wrangled by someone else if you don't have any stuff to watch over. You can get it pretty quickly, as it can be a matter of reloading the building with ammo.

  • How did I unlock it?
With a friend

LAND GRAB

  • Objective: Help a team member construct a building.

Just help someone by leveling his building if he's hitting it too. You need to be two to build it.

  • How did I unlock it?
With a friend

SILENT PARDNER

  • Objective: Upgrade 50 buildings built by other team members

Help the other Engineers to upgrade their stuff and it should be a win for you. Well don't forget you'll need ammo, so be sure to stay near a dispenser.

  • How did I unlock it?
With a friend

CIRCLE THE WAGONS

  • Objective: Repair 50,000 damage to friendly buildings constructed by other players.

Well, again, if your stuff is safe but that someone else is killed or too far away to repair his building, just give some wrench hits. But if you really need it fast, ask a friend to be a Demoman with Eyelander and another one to build a dispenser. You can get it in 10-20 minutes.

  • How did I unlock it?
With friends

HOW THE PESTS WAS GUNNED

  • Objective: Destroy 50 enemy stickybombs lying in range of friendly buildings

It can be in the range of your building but well, you have to be quick to do it as many Demomen are quick to explose their stickies. It's not really hard to do but it can be a pain in the ass if it's about your stuff.

  • How did I unlock it?
With friends

BUILD TO LAST

  • Objective: Help a single building take over 2000 damage without being destroyed.

I know that it's written HELP but generally this achievement is working with one of your buildings and not with a friendly one. Just keep hitting it (as far as you have a dispenser providing ammo, you're relatively safe) until you get the achievement. Sentries are probably the better for it but well, a dispenser hit by a Demoman with the Eyelander can be also good if you're doing it with friends.

  • How did I unlock it?
With friends

(NOT SO) LONELY ARE THE BRAVE

  • Objective: Keep a Heavy healed with your dispenser while he makes five kills.

If you have a Heavy staying near your dispenser (and sentry) and who is checking for Spies or if he's just pushing back enemies, you can get easily this achievement. It would be better for him to stay alive or for your dispenser not to be destroyed though.

  • How did I unlock it?
With a friend on achievement server

THE EXTINGUISHED GENTLEMEN

  • Objective: Have dispensers you built extinguish 20 burning players.

It doesn't matter how many dispensers you'll have to build, just be sure to get people on fire near it (mainly if you don't have a Medic around). You can't imagine how many players will search for a dispenser when on fire.

  • How did I unlock it?
With a friend on achievement server

DRUGSTORE COWBOY

  • Objective: Have dispensers you created dispense a combined amount of 100,000 health over your career.

Well, you know that people come to a dispenser mainly for ammo or for health. Even if it can take a while to do this achievement, be sure it's faster than you can think if you're always playing Engineer. Self-healing isn't counting.

  • How did I unlock it?
With a friend on achievement server

DOC HOLIDAY

  • Objective: Have a dispenser heal three teammates at the same time.

It can be easy to do if your teammates are in bad shape and that Medics aren't around. I think you're counting as a teammate. But well, it's better to have three people (not including you) around. Or you can ask during a setup time three players to get near your dispenser (for being sure, ask them to damage themselves).

  • How did I unlock it?
Achievement server

DEATH METAL

  • Objective: Pick up 10,000 pieces of waste metal from destroyed buildings.

It's just a question of picking metals if your buildings are destroyed (but you're still alive). Just take what is lying around. Don't forget that you can destroy a building if not well-placed and so take ammo from the remains. To do it, you need to have less than 200 ammo. Well, at least, it was the condition back then.

  • How did I unlock it?
Achievement server with the famous bug allowing to take more metal than needed.

BATTLE RUSHER

  • Objective: Teleport 100 team members into battle

Just put a teleporter at your spawn and one near the battle (it can be near a point or the enemy's spawn). As far as people can take it, it should be a quick achievement.

  • How did I unlock it?
Achievement server

TRADE SECRETS

  • Objective: Kill 20 players carrying the intelligence.

Requirements

  • Maps: Turbine, Well(CTF), 2Fort, Sawmill(CTF), Doublecross

It doesn't matter how you're killing the players, it can be with everything but it's true that you can wrangle your sentry and kill a player carrying it in the intel room if he's not destroying your stuff.

  • How did I unlock it?
Achievement server

HALLOWEEN EVENT 2009

Hallo:Facts

The Halloween 2009 Event was particularly funny before turning annoying with the Thriller Taunt. It was nearly impossible to do your usual taunts... Anyway, this event brought two new maps: koth_harvest_event and koth_harvest_final. Harvest Event was designed after Harvest, with a Halloween Setting: it's the night, with pumpkins and pumpkins bombs, you're sometimes throwing pumpkins with candy when dead, your medipacks are candy and... a ghost (with the Gibus) is haunting RED and BLU bases... And if you run into him, you're scared (with funny ways of running) and unable to fire or to heal...

I'm just recommending you to do them on KOTH_HARVEST_EVENT.

Minisite: http://www.teamfortress.com/pumpkinpatch/

Note: Since the Scream Fortress update (Halloween Event 2010), the map Mann
Manor (cp_mann_manor_event or cp_manor_event) can be used to do all achievements
from 2009 though that Harvest Event is easier for Scared Stiff.

Hallo:Achievements

CANDY CORONER

  • Objective: Collect 20 Halloween pumpkins from dead players to unlock a hat.

Well, if by now, the hat isn't available anymore to carry, when the Halloween pack was out, a lot of servers were playing 24/24 the map Harvest Event as it's the only one to provide these pumpkins.


Your goal is to kill any enemy and if you see a pumpkin being thrown out, just
run into it before someone else. You can collect them also from your own
teammates. That candy pumpkin is also special: you have a five second crit bonus
as reward. When you have 20, the bag/mask will be unlocked. You know how to see
it. Respawn and normally, it should appear.

  • How did I unlock it?
By playing on my own server (create a server) with the bots trick. It's very fun to see moving bots collecting the pumpkins instead of you *facepalm*!

COSTUME CONTEST

  • Objective: Kill a Spy disguised as your current class.

Just kill a Spy disguised as what you're playing. Just a warning though: I don't know why but it's not always being unlocked after the first kill. On some servers, it can take a lot of tries before getting it.

  • How did I unlock it?
I've joined a server with Harvest Event where a friend was and everybody was playing and achieving. I've asked... It's been done and I return the favor by being a disguised Spy.

ATTACK O'LANTERN

  • Objective: Cause the deaths of 5 players by exploding nearby pumpkin bombs.

It can be done only on Harvest Event. You'll find pumpkin bombs on the map. Just shoot them when someone is near one. Be also aware that you can be killed by the bomb by your own shot (but it's not counting for the achievement).

  • How did I unlock it?
By playing on my own server (create a server) with the bots trick.

SCARED STIFF

  • Objective: Kill a player scared by the ghost haunting KOTH Harvest.

Just kill players that are running weirdly and having blue/green ghosts around the head.

  • How did I unlock it?
By playing on my own server (create a server) with the bots trick.

GHASTLY GIBUS GRAB

  • Objective: Dominate a player wearing the Ghastly Gibus to earn your own.

10 317 players got it free. You can imagine that they passed it to their friends thanks to the achievement, the friends played on servers and... you see where I'm heading. Anyway, dominate someone wearing the Gibus for getting your own. Don't forget to respawn.

  • How did I unlock it?
I've joined a server with Harvest Event where a friend was and everybody was playing and achieving. I've asked... It's been done and when the server I'm admin of was updated, a lot of players connecting got their Gibus with my good will. I'm still letting them dominate me if they're asking me, don't worry.

HALLOWEEN EVENT 2010: SCREAM FORTRESS

SF:Facts

With the return of the Thriller taunt, that update could have been disastrous. But with new achievements, the fact that those from 2009 who were blocked during the year were now available again and that the Masked Bag could be worn again, it was just a pure win. Add a new map (Mann Manor - a CP Attack/Defense map) with the first boss ever in TF2 (a sort of ghost that kills everyone but who can be defeated) and new hats only available in the store or by crafting...

As usual, once the event is finished, what was wearable isn't anymore if marked
with a restriction and what could be achieve back then is blocked a new time.

Minisite: http://www.teamfortress.com/screamfortress/

Note: Since the Scream Fortress update (Halloween Event 2010), the map Mann
Manor (cp_mann_manor_event or cp_manor_event) can be used to do all achievements
from 2009 though that Harvest Event is easier for Scared Stiff.

SF:Achievements

SLEEPY HOLL0WND

  • Objective: Kill the Horseless Headless Horsemann.

For it to appear, you need at least 6 players to be on the map (or was it 10?). The boss will spawn on one of the CP, generally the one being the center of the fight. Just hit him and stay alive far away from him. Don't be tagged by an enemy (or you'll have to melee one of them), don't be in the search radius (or you'll be tagged), don't even get in the way (the boss doesn't like people in his path). If you get killed, everything will be screwed and you'll have to do it again. But it's better to hit the Horsemann a little before he dies. Your reward is his head as hat.

  • How did I unlock it?
By playing on a server.

GORED!

  • Objective: Collect the Horseless Headless Horsemann's Haunted Metal.

Requirements

  • Weapons:
    • SCOUT: Bat, Holy Mackerel, Sandman
    • SOLDIER: Shovel, Pain Train, Frying Pan, Equalizer
    • PYRO: Fire Axe, Axintiguisher, Homewrecker, Powerjack
    • MEDIC: Bonesaw, Ubersaw, Vita-saw
    • HEAVY: Fists, KGB, GRU
    • DEMOMAN: Bottle, Eyelander, Pain Train, Scotsman's Skullcutter, Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker
    • ENGINEER: Wrench, Golden Wrench, Southern Hospitality, Gunslinger
    • SPY: Knife, Your Eternal Reward
    • SNIPER: Kukri, Tribalman's Shiv, Bushwacka

That purple metal is acquired once the boss dies but... well, you need to hit him at least once... with your melee weapon. Yes, you have to be near him in order to get it AND to stay alive when he dies... So once it's done, hide somewhere and remember: Don't be tagged by an enemy (or you'll have to melee one of them), don't be in the search radius (or you'll be tagged), don't even get in the way (the boss doesn't like people in his path). If you get killed, everything will be screwed and you'll have to do it again.

  • How did I unlock it?
A friend asked to join him on a private server, where the admin was spawning a lot of Silas Mann's ghostly form (well the boss if you prefer). He made him stop moving so that I could hit the guy without having the fear to be pursued.

MASKED MANN

  • Objective: Collect the Haunted Halloween Gift in Mann Manor.

For it to appear, you have to be 10 players on the map. It's appearing randomly, anywhere on the map and it's a giant wrapped gift. It's contained a mask with the face of one of the classes. Crafting the 9 results in the last achievement.

  • How did I unlock it?
With friends, you can't imagine how hard it is to get a single gift with people getting three in a row.

SACKSTON HALE

  • Objective: Craft the Saxton Hale Mask.

Get the nine masks given by the Haunted Gift and craft them for getting the ultimate mask which is NOT Halloween Restricted.

  • How did I unlock it?
With friends giving masks and then on a trade server to get all masks. Crafting is just the easiest part.

SAXXY AWARDS 2011

SA:Facts

The Replay Update went live in May 2011, along with a contest and a comic. You can now record TF2 and send videos on YouTube.

Minisite: http://www.teamfortress.com/replayupdate/

SA:Achievements

THAT'S A WRAP


  • Objective: Save your very first replay.

Just find a server allowing to record and make your video.

  • How did I unlocked it?
Still not unlocked

WE CAN FIX IT IN THE POST

  • Objective: While watching a replay, press space bar to enter the editor.

Find a server allowing recording and do a video. Then watch the replay and press SPACE. Simple, isn't it?

  • How did I unlock it?
Still not unlocked

STAR OF MY OWN SHOW

  • Objective: Spend some time editing a replay.

Just spend time to edit your replay to unlock it and to win a special action (new taunt).

  • How did I unlock it?
Still not unlocked

TIME FOR YOUR CLOSE-UP, MR HALE

  • Objective: Render a replay into a movie.

Edit your replay and save it as a movie.

  • How did I unlock it?
Still not unlocked

HOME MOVIE

  • Objective: Achieve 100 YouTube™ views for your movie

Upload a video on YouTube and achieve 100 views. If you have a large friend list, you may have it quickly.

  • How did I unlock it?
Still not unlocked

LOCAL CINEMA STAR

  • Objective: Achieve 1 000 YouTube™ views for your movie.

Just advertise your video on your usual spots (forums, DiggIt, etc..) in order to do that. It can take long to get that but the reward will be a hat!

  • How did I unlock it?
Still not unlocked

INDIE FILM SENSATION

  • Objective: Achieve 10 000 YouTube™ views for your movie.

Just advertise your video on your usual spots (forums, DiggIt, etc..) in order to do that. But you can also find other sites in order to increase your public, because 10 000 views are very hard to reach.

  • How did I unlock it?
Still not unlocked

BLOCKBUSTER

  • Objective: Achieve 100 000 YouTube™ views for your movie.

Keep advertise it and make sure that your video is also labelled as "worthy one" because 100 000 views will be nearly impossible to reach unless you're spamming people.

  • How did I unlock it?
Still not unlocked

OTHER ACHIEVEMENTS

RIFTWALKER

  • Objective: Kill an enemy within 5 seconds after teleporting

This achievement is similar to Five Second Plan for Heavy, apart that you can do it with every class, even being the Engineer in charge of the teleporter. Just use a teleporter that is near a fight and kill someone.

  • How did I unlock it?
On the achievement server, with a friend. I wasn't really thinking about being my own engineer because of a sad event in my life.

READY FOR DUTY

  • Objective: Complete each class to unlock the next.

Added with the Hatless Update from April 2011, this achievement consists as doing every training course. As simple as that unless you're not used anymore to the standard weapons...

  • How did I unlock it?
By doing the training course depiste being used to TF2 ;).

ESCAPE THE HEAT

  • Objective: Jump into a pool of refreshing water while on fire

Just be on fire and jump into water. To remind it, the best maps to do it are 2Fort and Well. If you're a Pyro with the Detonator, you can do it like that: put yourself on fire... This achievement is also tied to the Steam Summer Camp.

  • How did I unlock it?
With friends on 2Fort.

Weapon System

Before the Spy/Sniper update, you had to do milestones (or if you prefer a certain number of achievements) for getting a new weapon. Now, you just have to log on a server and to wait that the weapon is given to you... and you can get duplicates. It's totally random and it's totally boring at the end. Even if milestones are still there (appearing a week after the update), you're still having the duplicates because of a future trade system. Also, some players are carrying unique items because they've contributed it and they've been selected in the Community update.


Also, weapons can be vintage, genuine, etc..

Item quality

  • Normal = Standard weapons (not indicated in the name)
  • Unique = Weapons obtained through achievements, through crafting or through purchasing (not indicated in the name)
  • Vintage = Introduced with Mann Co update, concerning all weapons obtained before it. See the exception in the point List of items by item quality
  • Genuine = Introduced with Rift promotion, concerning all the items received with a cross-over with a game after this.
  • Strange = Introduced with the Über Update, concerning items in series 19, 20 and 21, counts the number of kills with the weapon and add a new prefixe based on it.
  • Unusual = Can be found in crates except for two Halloween items. Concerning mainly hats.
  • Community = Giving to those who are active in TF2 community, wiki, etc..
  • Self-Made = Giving to the players creating weapons that are later released as an official one
  • Valve = Only for those working at Valve

All classes

Saxxy Awards

  • Saxxy (only for winners in Saxxy Awards)

Scout

Normal

  • Bat
  • Pistol
  • Scattergun

Achievements

  • Sandman
  • Bonk! Atomic Punch
  • Force-A-Nature

119th Update

  • Crit-a-cola

Sam & Max Season 3

  • Vintage Lugermorph

Mann Co. Update/Polycount Packs

  • Shortstop
  • Holy Mackerel
  • Mad Milk

Poker Night

  • Lugermorph (Beat Max to get it)

Australian Christmas

  • Boston Basher
  • Candy Cane

Rift

  • Sun-on-a-Stick

Total War Shogun 2

  • Fan O'War

The Witcher 2

  • Three-Rune Blade

Uber Update

  • Winger
  • Soda Popper
  • Atomizer

Soldier

Normal

  • Rocket Launcher
  • Shotgun
  • Shovel

Achievements

  • Direct Hit
  • Buff Banner
  • Equalizer

War! Update

  • Gunboats

First Community Wave

  • Pain Train

Mann Co. Update/Polycount Packs

  • Black Box
  • Battalion's Backup
  • Rocker Jumper

L4D2 The Sacrifice DLC

  • Frying Pan

Total War Shogun 2

  • Concheror
  • Half-Zatoichi

Uber Update

  • Liberty Launcher
  • Reserve Shooter
  • Market Gardener
  • Mantreads
  • Disciplinary Action

Doctor Grordbort Pack

  • Righteous Bison
  • Cow Mangler

Quake IV

  • Original

Pyro

Normal

  • Flamethrower
  • Shotgun
  • Fire Axe

Achievements

  • Backburner
  • Flare Gun
  • Axetinguisher

First Community Wave

  • Homewrecker

Mann Co. Update/Polycount Packs

  • Degreaser
  • Powerjack

Australian Christmas

  • Back Scratcher

Rift

  • Sharpened Volcano Fragment

Red Faction: Armageddon

  • Maul

Uber Update

  • Detonator

Summer Camp

  • Postal Pummeler

Demoman

Normal

  • Bottle
  • Grenades Launcher
  • Sticky Bomb Launcher

Achievements

  • Eyelander
  • Chargin'Targe
  • Scottish Resistance

First Community Wave

  • Pain Train

Second Community Wave

  • The Scotsman's Skullcuter

L4D2 The Sacrifice DLC

  • Frying Pan

Scream Fortress - Halloween 2010

  • Sticky Jumper
  • Horseless Headless Horsemann's Headtaker

Australian Christmas

  • Loch-n-Load
  • Ullapool Caber
  • Claidheamohmor

Total War Shogun 2

  • Half-Zatoichi

Uber Update

  • Splendid Screen
  • Ali Baba's Wee Booties
  • Persian Persuader

Steam Summer Camp

  • Nessie's Nine Iron

Heavy

Normal

  • Shotgun
  • Minigun (Sasha)
  • Fists

Achievements

  • Natasha
  • KGB
  • Sandvich

First Community Wave

  • Dalokohs bar

Mann Co. Update/Polycount Packs

  • Gloves of Running Urgently (GRU)

Poker Night

  • Iron Curtain (Beat The Heavy to get it)

Australian Christmas

  • Brass Beast
  • Buffalo Steak Sandvich
  • Warrior's Spirit
  • Fists of Steel

SpaceChem

  • Fishcake

Uber Update

  • Tomislav
  • Family Business
  • Eviction Notice

Engineer

Normal

  • Wrench
  • Building/Demolishing PDA
  • Shotgun
  • Pistol

Achievements

  • Wrangler
  • Gunslinger
  • The Frontier Justice

Engineer Update

  • Golden Wrench (limited item)
  • Southern Hospitality

Sam & Max Season 3

  • Vintage Lugermorph

Poker Night

  • Lugermorph (Beat Max to get it)

Australian Christmas

  • Jag

Deux Ex: Revolution

  • Windowmaker
  • Short Circuit

Medic

Normal

  • Syringe Gun
  • Medigun
  • Bonesaw

Achievements

  • Blutsauger
  • Kritzkrieg Gun
  • Ubersaw

Mann Co. Update/Polycount Packs

  • Vita-Saw

Australian Christmas

  • Crusador Crossbow
  • Amputator

Uber Update

  • Overdose
  • Quick-Fix
  • Solemn Vow

Sniper

Normal

  • Sniper Rifle
  • SMG
  • Kukri

Achievements

  • Hunstman
  • Jarate
  • Razorback

Second Community Wave

  • The Tribalman's Shiv

Mann Co. Update/Polycount Packs

  • Sidney Sleeper
  • Darwin's Danger Shield
  • Bushwacka

Uber Update

  • Bazaar Bargain
  • Shahanshah

Deux Ex: Revolution

  • Machina

Spy

Normal

  • Knife
  • Invisibility Watch
  • Revolver
  • Electro Sapper
  • Disguise Kit

Achievements

  • Dead Ringer
  • Cloak and Dagger
  • Ambassador

Sam & Max Season 3

  • The Big Kill

Mann Co. Update/Polycount Packs

  • Your Eternal Reward
  • L'Etranger

Poker Night

  • Enthusiast's Timepiece (Beat Tycho to get it)

Uber Update

  • Enforcer
  • Big Earner

Deux Ex: Revolution

  • Diamonback

Hats Guide

Notations

  • SvS = Spy vs Sniper update (or Sniper vs Spy update)
  • Cl = Classless update
  • H09 = Halloween 2009 (existing since)
  • H10 = Halloween 2010 (existing since)
  • Com1 = Community hats (first wave)
  • Com2 = Community hats (second wave)
  • Com3 = Community hats (third wave)
  • MP = Mann Co./Polycount
  • AC = Australian Christmas
  • Japan = Special event for supporting Japan after the disaster in 2011
  • Saxxy = Saxxy Awards
  • UU = Uber Update
  • SSS = Steam Summer Camp
  • DRG = Doctor Grordbort Pack
  • DOTA = 2011 DOTA2 Tournament
  • Misc = Anything else

Special Hats and Items

Those are the ones done for a special event (Halloween for example) or given for being a good player (aka the Halo). Generally, they can be weared by all the classes.

  • Cheater's Lament (For those who didn't idle through a third-party software)
  • Ghastly Gibus [H09/H10] (Became Ghastlier Gibus for those having unlocked it since Halloween 2009 - Acquired by achievement)
  • Ghastlier Gibus [H10] (Worn by those having unlocked it during Halloween 2009 - Acquired by achievement or for the lucky ones, by TF2 blog)
  • Mildly Disturbing Halloween Mask [H09] (Acquired by achievement and Halloween restricted)
  • Horseless Headless Horsemann's Head [H10] (Acquired by achievement - Halloween restricted)
  • Classes Masks [H10] (Found in the Haunted Gift on Mann Manor - Halloween restricted)
  • Saxton Hale Mask [H10] (Acquired by achievement)
  • Voodoo Juju [H10] (Purchase through store only during the event)
  • Spine-Chilling Skull [H10] (Purchase through store only during the event)
  • Horrific Headsplitter [H10]
  • Bill's Hat [L4D2] (Pre-purchasing of Left 4 Dead 2)
  • Ellis's Cap [L4D2 Sacrifice] (For those buying L4D2 prior or during The Sacrifice DLC)
  • Modest Pile of Hat
  • Noble Amassement of Hats
  • Towering Pillar of Hats
  • Max's Severed Head [Sam & Max 3] (Pre-purchasing Sam & Max Season 3 or during the week after release)
  • Alien Swarm Parasite [Alien Swarm] (Unlocked by achieving Hat Trick in Alien Swarm)
  • Wiki Cap [MP] (Only for deeply involved wiki contributors)
  • Mann Co. Cap [MP] (When purchasing something in the store for the first time)
  • Bounty Hat (Great Treasure Hunt - 6th - 19th December 2010 - Unlocked after 5 achievements done)
  • Treasure Hat (Great Treasure Hunt - 6th - 19th December 2010 - Unlocked after 15 achievements done)
  • Hat of Undeniable Wealth And Respect (Great Treasure Hunt - 6th - 19th December 2010 - Unlocked after 28 achievements done)
  • A Rather Festive Tree [AC]
  • World Traveler's Hat [AC] (Given to those who bought a stamp to support their favorite map)
  • Athletic Supporter [Monday Night Combat] (Pre-purchase of Monday Night Combat)
  • Humanitarian's Hachimaki [Japan]
  • Benefactor's Kanmuri [Japan]
  • Magnanimous Monarch [Japan]
  • Aperture Labs Hard Hat [Portal 2] (Only for those having all the Potato Sack games)
  • Frontline Field Recorder [Saxxy] (Unlocked by achievement)
  • Lo-Fi Longwave (Only for those being in the Kritzkast Steam Group before 12th June 2011)
  • Proof of purchase [UU] (Only for those having purchased TF2 before the 23th June 2011 and the Uber Update - concerns also people with retail versions and having received as a gift the game)
  • Summer Hat [SSS] (Only during Summer Sale 2011)
  • Company Man [Deus Ex: Revolution] (Given to those pre-ordering Deus Ex: Revolution - existing also in the store)

[MISC SLOT]

  • Primeval Warrior Medal (Awarded for players having played TF2 before official release - from September 17th 2007 to October 9th 2007)
  • Grizzled Veteran Medal (Awarded to people having played during the first three months after official release - from October 10th 2007 to January 09th 2008)
  • Soldier of Fortune Medal (Awarded to people having played TF2 from January 10th 2008 to October 09th 2008)
  • Mercenary Medal (Awarded to people having played TF2 since October 10th 2008 to the current day - check your calendar -)
  • Earbuds (For those logging in TF2 from a Mac from the 10th June to the 14th June 2010)
  • Dueling Badges [MP] (Obtained through duels - you need to win to upgrade it apart for getting the Bronze one - Silver, Gold and Platnium medals are acquired by leveling - 10 wins = 1 level. So, if you need Silver, reach level 25, for Gold, level 50 and for Platinum, level 75)
  • Polycount Pin [MP] (Given to the contestants in the Polycount update)
  • Licence to Maim [Poker Night] (Beat Max in Poker Night)
  • Companion Cube Pin [Portal 2] (Pre-purchasing of Portal 2)
  • Resurrection Associate Pin [Portal 2] (For players having played the 13 games in Potato Sack)
  • SpaceChem Pin [SpaceChem] (Craftable with materials found in SpaceChem)
  • Professor Speks [UU] (Only given to those being premium having helped a free account in TF2 after upgrading to a premium)
  • Summer Shades [SSS] (Available during the Steam Summer Camp *win three tickets and exhange them for the Shades)
  • Dr. Grordbort's Crest [DRG] (Given to those buying the Dr. Grordbort's Victory Pack)
  • Deus Specs [Deus Ex: Revolution] (Given to those pre-ordering Deus Ex: Revolution - existing also in the store)

Scout

  • Batter's helmet [SvS]
  • Bonk Helmet [Cl]
  • Ye Olde Baker Boy [Cl]
  • Baseball Bill's Sports Shine [Cl]
  • Troublemaker's Tossle Cap [Com1]
  • Whoopee cap [Com2]
  • Milkman [MP]
  • Bombing Run [MP]
  • Flipped Trilby [AC]
  • Superfan [Monday Night Combat]
  • Hero's Tail [The Witcher 2]
  • Bonk Boy [UU]
  • Essential Accessories [Monday Night Combat/Misc]
  • Sign of the Wolf's School [The Witcher 2/Misc]
  • Planeswalker Goggles [Magic: The Gathering/Misc]
  • Flip-Flops [SSS/Misc]
  • Lucky No. 42 [SSS/Misc]

Soldier

  • Soldier's Stash [SvS]
  • Tyrant's Helm [Cl]
  • Stainless Pot [Cl]
  • Killer's Kabuto [Com1]
  • Sergeant Drill's Hat [Com2]
  • Lumbricus Lid [Worms: Reloaded]
  • Grenadier's Softcap [MP]
  • Chieftain's Challenge [MP]
  • Stout Shako [MP]
  • Dr's Dapper Topper [MP]
  • Exquisite Rack [AC]
  • Defiant Spartan [AC]
  • Hero's Hachimaki [Homefront]
  • Honcho's Headgear [Com3]
  • Brain Bucket [Plants vs Zombies]
  • Team Captain [Saxxy]
  • Furious Fukaamigasa [Saxxy]
  • Spiral Sallet [Spiral Knights] (Acquired by achievement in Spiral Knights)
  • Jumper's Jeepcap [UU]
  • Armored Authority [UU]
  • Lord Cockswain's Pith Helmet [DRG]
  • Gentle Manne's Service Medal [Cl/Misc]
  • Fancy Dress Uniform [UU/Misc]
  • Lord Cockswain's Novelty Mutton Chops and Pipe [DRG/Misc]

Pyro

  • Pyro's Beanie [SvS]
  • Brigade Helmet [Cl]
  • Respectless Rubber Glove [Cl]
  • Triboniophorus Tyrannus [Com1]
  • Vintage Merryweather [Com2]
  • Whiskered Gentleman [Com2/Misc]
  • Attendant [MP]
  • Handyman's Handle [MP]
  • Napper's Respite [MP]
  • Old Guadalajara [MP]
  • Foster's Facade [Killing Floor]
  • Pyromancer's Mask [AC]
  • Prancer's Pride [AC]
  • Madame Dixie [AC]
  • Dead Cone [Plants vs Zombies]
  • Hottie's Hoodie [Saxxy]
  • Connoisseur's Cap [Saxxy]
  • Stately Steel Toe [SSS]
  • Stockbroker's Scarf [Killing Floor/Misc]
  • Sight for Sore Eyes [Com3/Misc]

Demoman

  • Demoman's 'Fro [SvS]
  • Glengarry Bonnet [Cl]
  • Scotsman's Stove Pipe [Cl]
  • Hustler's Hallmark [Com1]
  • Trippler's Tricorne [Com2]
  • Carouser Capotain [MP]
  • Rimmed Raincatcher [MP]
  • Sober Stuntmen [MP]
  • Scotch Bonnet [AC]
  • Prince Tavish's Crown [AC]
  • Private Eye [Com3]
  • Samur-Eye [Total War Shogun 2]
  • Reggaelator [Com3]
  • Conjurer's Cowl [Magicka: Nippon DLC]
  • Sultan's Ceremonial [UU]
  • Tam O' Shanter [SSS]
  • Mask of the Shaman [From Dust]
  • Dangeresque, too? [Poker Night/Misc] (Beat Strong Bad in Poker Night)

Heavy

  • Football Helmet [SvS]
  • Officer's Ushanka [Cl]
  • Tough Guy's Tuque [Cl]
  • Hound Dog [Com1]
  • Heavy Duty Rag [Com2]
  • Pugulist's Protector [MP]
  • Hard Counter [MP]
  • Cadaver's Cranium [H10]
  • Dealer's Visor [Poker Night]
  • Big Chief [AC]
  • Magnificent Mongolian [AC]
  • Coupe D'isaster [AC]
  • Dread Knot [Total War Shogun 2]
  • Team Captain [Saxxy]
  • Large Luchadore [Saxxy]
  • Capo's Capper [UU]
  • Copper's Hard Top [SSS]
  • Pilotka [Red Orchestra 2]
  • Dragonborn Helmet [Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim]
  • Storm Spirit's Jolly Hat [DOTA]
  • Pocket Medic [UU/Misc]
  • The Big Steel Jaw of Summer Fun [SSS/Misc]
  • Security Shades [SSS/Misc]
  • Purity First [Deus Ex: Revolution/Misc]

Engineer

  • Mining Light [SvS]
  • Texas Ten Gallon [Cl]
  • Engineer's Cap [Cl]
  • Texas Slim's Dome Shine [Cl]
  • Hotrod [Com1]
  • Safe'n'Sound [Com2]
  • Buckaroos Hat [AC]
  • Industrial Festivizer [AC]
  • Big Country [Com3]
  • Professor's Peculiarity [Com3]
  • Hetman's Headpiece [Mount & Blade: With Fire and Sword]
  • Western Wear [Saxxy]
  • Ol' Geezer [Saxxy]
  • Clockwerk's Helm [DOTA]
  • Teddy Roosebelt [Com3/Misc]
  • Googly Gazer [Com3/Misc]
  • Prairie Heel Biters [SSS/Misc]
  • Pip-Boy [Fallout: New Vegas/Misc]
  • Wingstick [RAGE/Misc]

Medic

  • Prussian Pickelhaube [SvS]
  • Vintage Tyrolean [Cl]
  • Otolaryngologist's Mirror [Cl]
  • Ze Goggles [Com2]
  • Gentleman's Gatsby [Com2]
  • Berliner's Bucket Helm [AC]
  • German Gonzila [AC]
  • Geisha Boy [Total War Shogun 2]
  • Medic's Mountain Cap [Com3]
  • Grimm Hatte [Com3]
  • Doctor's Sack [Saxxy]
  • Team Captain [Saxxy]
  • Planeswalker Helm [Magic: The Gathering]
  • Physician's Procedure Mask [Com1/Misc]
  • Blighted Beak [AC/Misc]

Sniper

  • Trophy Belt [SvS]
  • Professional's Panama [Cl]
  • Master's Yellow Belt [Cl]
  • Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative [Cl]
  • Shooter's Sola Topi [Com1]
  • Blocke's bucket Hat [Com2]
  • Ol'Snaggletooth [MP]
  • Larrikin Robin [AC]
  • Crocleather Slouch [Saxxy]
  • Desert Marauder [UU]
  • Anger [Brink]
  • Sniper's Snipin' Glass [DOTA]
  • Villain's Veil [Saxxy/Misc]

Spy

  • Fancy Fedora [SvS]
  • Backbiter's Billycock [Cl]
  • Magistrate's Mullet [Com1]
  • Frenchman's Beret [Com2]
  • Familiar's Fez [MP]
  • Detective Noir [AC]
  • Noh Mercy [Total War Shogun 2]
  • Charmer's Chapeau [Com3]
  • Private Eye [Com3]
  • Janissary Ketche [Mount & Blade: With Fire and Sword]
  • Cosa Nostra Cap [UU]
  • Nanobalaclava [Deus Ex: Revolution]
  • Camera Beard [Cl/Misc]
  • Le Party Phantom [AC/Misc]
  • Made Man [UU/Misc]
  • Rogue's Col Roule [SSS/Misc]

List of items by quality

Vintage

Normal

[1] Weapons
  • Force-a-Nature
  • Bonk! Atomic Punch
  • Crit-a-Cola
  • Sandman
  • Direct Hit
  • Buff Banner
  • Gunboats
  • Equalizer
  • Pain Train
  • Backburner
  • Flare Gun
  • Axtinguisher
  • Homewrecker
  • Scottish Resistance
  • Chargin' Targe
  • Eyelander
  • Scotsman's Skullcutter
  • Natascha
  • Sandvich
  • Dalokohs Bar
  • Killing Gloves of Boxing
  • Frontier Justice
  • Wrangler
  • Gunslinger
  • Southern Hospitality
  • Blutsauger
  • Kritzkrieg
  • Ubersaw
  • Huntsman
  • Jarate
  • Razorback
  • Tribalman's Shiv
  • Ambassador
  • Cloak and Dagger
  • Dead Ringer

[2] Hats

  • Batter's Helmet
  • Bonk Helm
  • Ye Olde Baker Boy
  • Baseball Bill's Sports Shine
  • Troublemaker's Tossle Cap
  • Whoopee Cap
  • Soldier's Stash
  • Tyrant's Helm
  • Stainless Pot
  • Killer's Kabuto
  • Sergeant's Drill Hat
  • Pyro's Beanie
  • Brigade Helm
  • Respectless Rubber Glove
  • Triboniophorus Tyrannus
  • Vintage Merryweather
  • Whiskered Gentleman
  • Demoman's Fro
  • Glengarry Bonnet
  • Scotsman's Stove Pipe
  • Hustler's Hallmark
  • Tippler's Tricorne
  • Football Helmet
  • Officer's Ushanka
  • Tough Guy's Toque
  • Hound Dog
  • Heavy Duty Rag
  • Mining Light
  • Texas Ten Gallon
  • Engineer's Cap
  • Texas Slim's Dome Shine
  • Hotrod
  • Safe'n'Sound
  • Prussian Pickelhaube
  • Vintage Tyrolean
  • Otolaryngologist's Mirror
  • Physician's Procedure Mask
  • Ze Goggles
  • Gentleman's Gatsby
  • Trophy Belt
  • Professional's Panama
  • Master's Yellow Belt
  • Ritzy Rick's Hair Fixative
  • Shooter's Sola Topi
  • Bloke's Bucket Hat
  • Fancy Fedora
  • Backbiter's Billycock
  • Camera Beard
  • Magistrate's Mullet
  • Frenchman's Beret
  • Modest Pile of Hat
  • Noble Amassment of Hats
  • Towering Pillar of Hats
  • Lo-Fi Longwave

Exceptions

[1] Became Vintage after a change of recipe in the craft the 15th March 2011. If the item was crafted before this date, it became Vintage.

  • Sun-on-a-Stick
  • Sharpened Volcano Fragment
  • Fan O'War
  • Concheror
  • Half-Zatoichi
  • Loch-n-Load
  • Ullapool Caber
  • Brass Beast
  • Buffalo Steak Sandvich
  • Warrior's Spirit
  • Crusader's Crossbow
  • Amputator
  • Conniver's Kunai

[2] Became Vintage when Poker Night was released. A Vintage Lugermorph indicates that the player has bought Sam & Max: The Devil's Playhouse before its release or in the week following it.

  • Lugermorph

[3] Given to those having purchased Killing Floor before the 14th December 2010.

  • Foster's Facade
  • Stockbroker's Scarf

Genuine

[1] RIFT

  • Sun-on-a-Stick
  • Sharpened Volcano Fragment

[2] TOTAL WAR SHOGUN 2

  • Fan O'War
  • Half-Zatoichi
  • Concheror
  • Samur-Eye
  • Dread Knot
  • Geisha Boy
  • Noh Mercy
  • Conniver's Kunai

[3] POTATO SACK

  • Aperture Labs Hard Hat

[4] PORTAL 2

  • Companion Cube Pin

[5] MOUNT AND BLADE: WITH FIRE AND SWORD

  • Janissary Ketche
  • Hetman's Headpiece

[6] THE WITCHER 2

  • Three-Rune Blade
  • Sign of the Wolf's School
  • Hero's Tail

[7] MAGIC: THE GATHERING

  • Planeswalker Goggles
  • Planeswalker Helm

[8] PLANTS VS ZOMBIES

  • Brain Bucket
  • Dead Cone

[9] RED FACTING: ARMAGEDDON

  • Maul

[10] MAGICKA: NIPPON

  • Conjurer's Cowl

[11] HOMEFRONT

  • Hero's Hachimaki

[12] SAN DIEGO COMIC CON 2011

  • Righteous Bison

[13] RED ORCHESTRA 2

  • Stahlhelm
  • Pilotka

[14] QUAKE IV

  • Original

[15] FROM DUST

  • Mask of the Shaman

[16] RAGE

  • Wingstick

[17] THE ELDER SCROLLS V: SKYRIM

  • Dragonborn Helmet

[18] FALLOUT: NEW VEGAS

  • Pip-Boy

====[19] BRINK=====

  • Anger

[20] DEUS EX: REVOLUTION

  • Purity Fist
  • Deus Specs
  • Company Man
  • Nanobalaclava
  • Diamondback
  • Machina
  • Widowmaker
  • Short Circuit

Copyright

  • Author: Vinciane Amorini (vamorini(@)gmail.com - cleo_rabb(@)hotmail.com)
  • Country: Belgium
  • Version: 1.52
  • Dates: January 2009 - ? 2011

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